User:William Told

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1 I Has a Sandbox
2 William Told
3 Helgi Hundingsbane
4 Ian McCootchy
5 TheUnremarkableHulk
6 Doctor Rockzo
7 Dr Rokso
8 Policies and Such

[edit] I Has a Sandbox

It's true, I do.

[edit] William Told

The past tense makes comeback: William Told is a dedicated firefighter, drunkard, and undefeated mudwrestler.

	Malton Fire Department
	William Told is a member of the MFD.

DEM Merits and Ribbons:

[edit] Helgi Hundingsbane

Helgi Hundingsbane was orphaned as child, but he made up for it by killing his father's killer at the age of 12, without any psychological damage manifesting. He went on to kill many more things, including three clowns, a goat, and most of his wife's immediate family. She was cool with it. Currently, Helgi is in Malton, where he can frequently be seen killing things, drinking mead, and singing songs about killing things and drinking mead.

Helgi has recently succumbed to Brainrot, as he is not a pussy. Feel free to revive him if he breaks into your NT, as he will gladly fight for the survivor cause.

[edit] Ian McCootchy

Ian McCootchy enjoys long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners, and plunging an axe into the skulls of his enemies.

He has recently joined the St. Ferreol's Hospital Noise Abatement Society, and never intends to move from that block again.

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St. Ferreol's Hospital (Kempsterbank)
Still decidedly ruined. BARHAH!

--MillaD 00:51, 13 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] TheUnremarkableHulk

TheUnremarkableHulk has suffered from emotional problems related to his low self-esteem for years. He was making headway with his therapist, but then his therapist tried to eat him.

	The Skorpions
	Hey, Daddy-o! TUH is one hip cat, and he ain't puttin' up with no jive, you dig?

	8/24 - NEVAR FORGET!
	This user or group remembers Pluto.

[edit] Doctor Rockzo

His name was Doctor Rockzo. He was the rock'n roll clown. He did cocaine. He died in Monroeville after helping to organize the retreat of local survivors as a zombie horde bore down on them. He died in that hell at 9:03 July 16, 2008, sacrificing himself to save people he'd only just met, in a very Jesus-like fashion. His name is still Doctor Rockzo, and he is still the rock'n roll clown, but now he wants to eat your brains. Remember his sacrifice, and remember that he really, really liked to do cocaine. Seriously, man, he did a lot of cocaine.

[edit] Dr Rokso

Dr Rokso is remarkably similar to Doctor Rockzo, but lives in Malton.

[edit] Policies and Such

	Revivification Requests
	Undead? Want to breathe again? Make a Revivification Request!

	Report PKers!
	Don't let them get away with murder! Register them on the Rogues Gallery.

	Fire is Pretty
	This user thinks that fire is pretty.

	Dual Nature
	This user supports the Dual Nature Policy.

	Grammar
	This user or group supports the use of proper grammar and spelling on the Wiki.

	Well, I declare!
	Blanemcc declared war on you.

	What are you rebelling against?
	This user is a rebel who may or may not have a cause.

	Uniform Barricading Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Uniform Barricading Policy by actively maintaining barricades according to local plan or UBP standard.

	Sacred Ground Policy Supporter
	This User or Group supports the Sacred Ground Policy & acknowledges that all Cemeteries in the city of Malton are considered Revivification Points.

	Pay It Forward Supporter
	This User or Group Pays It Forward. Get a revive, give a revive.

	DON'T PANIC!
	Hey, you sass that hoopy William Told? There's a frood who really knows where his towel is!

	Channel 4 News Team Affiliate
	This user or group entered Glorious Battle beside the Channel 4 News Team. There were horses and a man on fire and this user or group killed a guy with a trident. Afterward, we could barely lift our arms because we killed so many zombies. I don't know if you heard us counting. We killed over 1,000.