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Do not edit other people's user pages without explicit permission. Continue this behavior may lead to your editing privileges being restricted in form of a ban. --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png Talk 18:58, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

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Please do not mess around on the admin pages of this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges will be revoked. This is your last warning. -- boxy talkteh rulz 12:35 22 March 2011 (BST)
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Please do not win another Starcraft match. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges will be revoked. This is your last warning. Damnit. This is the warning after your last warning. --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 18:55, 24 June 2011 (BST)
Speeeeeeaking of which, fancy a game or two sometime soon? --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 19:09, 24 June 2011 (BST)
You guys play Starcraft. :O --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 20:20, 24 June 2011 (BST)
Nope, we just like to pretend we do. We live pretty close to each other, so we occasionally get together with the biggest boxes we can find, sit in them and pretend to have a LAN party. One day I drew so many zerglings in my box, and Karl had forgot to add the guns to his marines, that I managed to overwhelm his whole army. Given that there is no gravity in a two dimensional space, lifting off his Command Centre didn't do much, and it was too slow to get away from my upgraded speedlings. And we definitely don't play on the Europe server. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 20:26, 24 June 2011 (BST)
Want a game some time? I'm only high silver, so I probably won't be much of a challenge, but it could be fun. :) --Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 20:31, 24 June 2011 (BST)
I haven't played in moooooooooooooooonths. Karl is probably playing now. I wouldn't say no, though. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 20:34, 24 June 2011 (BST)
By the way, we are talking about sc2, rather than brood war, right?--Yonnua Koponen T G P ^^^ 20:36, 24 June 2011 (BST)
Yes. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 20:39, 24 June 2011 (BST)


Keep Your Nose Clean

Remember: Someone out there will always have a needle ready. Sometimes they even deliver. Midnight Reviver 15:29, 28 February 2008 (UTC)

Bounty Hunter List

Followed a link to the RR forums and noticed that you look for a BHer list. Figure we at Cobra might have something that is relevant to your interests -- Spiderzed 19:01, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

Ooo, that certainly is a good little basket of biscuits. I'll wack it up on our forums, attribution and link et al. Thanks! --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 19:07, 7 November 2010 (UTC)
Sure, glad to provide anything that results in moar dead BHers :D -- Spiderzed 19:23, 7 November 2010 (UTC)

Balls to the Whalls

Thats our slogan. Gotta remember that "h". Its in the Whalls, not the Balls. I am sure you will get along fine. Have fun. --Dhavid Grohl 00:48, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

I have some regret

That we ever fought with you Valentine. You seem cooler by the minute. Also, coincidentally I am quite mad, and my wife has an amazingly defined jawline. She can cut glass with that thing. TSA makes her register it when she gets on a plane. Its totally hot. --Dhavid Grohl 14:52, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

WALLS TO THE BALLS! --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 18:29, 30 December 2010 (UTC)


THIS VANDALISM IS GLORIOUS AND I AM VERY PLEASED WITH IT and i am not sending you any McVities Ginger Snaps--Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 22:01, 4 January 2011 (UTC)

i am taking you to arbitration for this. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 22:14, 4 January 2011 (UTC)


here needs accepting--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 21:55, 21 March 2011 (UTC)


If you revert it again, I will take you to arbitration. Which you will lose. This isn't A/VB, and my comment is in the right place. I'm more then allowed to reply to you on the main page like everyone else, especially considering your quoting me. Don't play games you can't win. --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png Talk 23:18, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

All I read is 'lalala I am a cock, A/VB it is'. And so, A/VB we shall go. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:25, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
Thad you fucktard. Trolling comments go on the talk page, not the main page you god damn idiot.--SA 23:30, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
Get of this wiki you parasite, the entire bid is a troll. --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png Talk 23:33, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
Do you actually have such little life that you really think anyone will take anything you've said seriously? I bet you shed tears late at night. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:36, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
your a true fool, aren't you? I said arbitration, not A/VB, is even reading to much to ask?--Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png Talk 23:31, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
I told you, all I read was 'lalala I'm a cock, A/VB it is'. I just agreed with what you said, man. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:32, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Sorry Ash, but we have users comment under those circumstances from time to time. Nothing wrong with it. If you're serious about being considered for promotion, you should be able to take the criticism. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 23:36, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Completely understood, I was working more from the angle that discussion belongs on the discussion page, not the actual article page -- just trying to keep order and all, like a good sysop-in-waiting should. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:38, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
unfortunately, the drama capabilities of some ops are Not Good. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 23:41, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
Sadly, noticed as well. I hope (most) of you guys don't actually take everything we've done seriously (sans promotion bid, that is obviously honest) and actually think we're decent guys, y'konw... --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:43, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
I don't take it personally, nevertheless I obviously find it annoying, but it's not like I'm gonna start pulling my hair out about it. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 23:48, 21 March 2011 (UTC)
Good to know! Admittedly, some things are rather annoying, but it all works on the basic premise that if it starts off stupid, someone will usually end up making a mockery of it. And when people respond like Thad has been... Well, go figure really. I'm off for the night now, but today really has been a pleasure! I look forward to waking up with lots of nice messages tomorrow.

Ciao for now. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:50, 21 March 2011 (UTC)

Ok. BTW your response to thad genuinely made me lol -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 00:06, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Well yeah, DDR getting all srs bidnezz in response to eb trolling would be ultra lol considering >_> ᚱᛖᚢᛖᚾᚨᚾ 00:29, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

eeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 09:13, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Hey, out of interest, is Michaelson part of what the ops would call the 'irc raiders' that helped drama this place up today? Or just some random dude accusing you of vandalism? The answer won't hold any repercussions obviously, I'm just curious about the catalyst of the days events. -- ϑanceϑanceevolution 11:53, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Eh, theoretically he had nothing to do with it. In practice, he was the person that started the whole thing off. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 14:24, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
I bileave the term is wiki puritan?--Michalesonbadge.pngTCAPD(╯°□°)╯ ┻━┻ 19:14, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

i might have to change my bid

brand new sucks balls!-- bitch 07:11 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Oh you..

Blighter bastard. Oidar 16:22, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Careful, I'll have you taken to A/VB! --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 18:18, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
Oh boy, you're amusing. A bit too high on your percieved power though, aren't ya? Oidar 18:42, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
... I hope you don't think that was serious. >_> --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 18:46, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
Just being cautious. You never know what kind of nutcases you'll find on this wiki. Oidar 18:52, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
Prime example. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 18:56, 22 March 2011 (UTC)


Read This. Highly recommend it. --Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 22:05, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Also take note that I in no way pursue a hostile relation with you. If you're serious as you say, I'd like to be encourage you to a contributive force to the wiki. --Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 22:12, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
Thanks for the link, although most of it deals with what I already know (after running my own wiki/maintaining others for a few years) I'm sure Aichon's take on it will be pretty interesting. I'm glad you seem to have calmed down after yesterday, even so much as to overlook the obvious shadowing of the rule of the top of my page ;) --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 22:18, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
I saw your "rule" but you should note that it means nothing at all. I can continue to break it without consequence at this point if I wanted too. --Cat Pic.png Thadeous Oakley Talk 22:36, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 22:47, 22 March 2011 (UTC)

because you are a dick-- bitch 22:57 22 March 2011 (UTC)
NOT NOW HARRISON, YOU SEXUAL PREDATOR. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 23:07, 22 March 2011 (UTC)
sulks off with whips and chains dragging behind him. back under the bridge until I'm called upon. :( -- bitch 02:34 23 March 2011 (UTC)


You've not vandalised my wiki page in at least two weeks. I'm taking you to arbitration! --Karloth Vois ¯\(°_o)/¯ 23:33, 3 April 2011 (BST)

Community Projects

Updating that template I have noticed that the Vasectomy Tour is still on it after 4 months. Is it still ongoing, or can it be removed to get rid of clutter? -- Spiderzed 16:06, 25 June 2011 (BST)

Thanks for letting me know; I've removed it to slim down on old items. I didn't realise that updates didn't bump older ones down the queue and it wasn't updated automatically, sorry! Although, that said, Gabba Gabba has been on there for yeeeears, and I'm still sure nobody uses it. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 16:58, 25 June 2011 (BST)
I think Vapor is still trying to promote it, but haven't really checked. Regardless, it has indeed been up since October 2010, so if it hasn't taken off yet, chances are good that it never will. Purged. Thanks for catching that one. -- Spiderzed 17:04, 25 June 2011 (BST)
I might put forward a proposal for keeping it in check, there again it's probably a bit pointless really. --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 17:06, 25 June 2011 (BST)
Yeah it never really took off. Shame really but I think it was one of those things that looked good on paper. I developed it when I was just a bahbah zed and my zamgrh-fu was...weak. Anyway, I have no problem taking it off CP. If it hasn't taken off by now it probably never will. ~Vsig.png 17:14, 25 June 2011 (UTC)
Oh, I don't think it's a bad idea, I just don't think it's taken off. It's like that peeko (possibly not the right name) chat client that used webpages as IRC Chat Channels. Good in theory, borked in practice :( --Ash  |  T  |  яя  | 17:22, 25 June 2011 (BST)