User talk:Cheese Knight

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From Kenny Matthews

  • And it has been a pleasure working with you (or is it exploiting your services?). The (living) citizens Kinch Heights shall know no fear while we are still here! --Kenny Matthews W! 06:04, 22 October 2006 (BST)
  • Agh. Our poor revive point. Do you think we should attempt to be more regular in our patrolling of the cemetery? Perhaps even decide upon one or two set times we'd check in every day? --Kenny Matthews W! 06:41, 19 January 2007 (UTC)
  • It does, and I feel your pain. Usually, I think that I'd like to update the news, but I've become (lazy and) VERY wary of posting anything that might attract them or repel survivors. If you have any ideas for neutral yet informative content, though...please give some ideas! --Kenny Matthews W! 04:38, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • ...and a fast one from you, sir. Perhaps we should invest in some instant messaging...

I shall update both the Kinch Heights and our home page. --Kenny Matthews W! 04:54, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

  • Incidentally, I know most every member of B.A.C.H.Z. so far and am therefore in constant contact, but not the honouraries. I wouldn't mind MSN or somesuch, though details are perhaps best discussed via text messaging. --Kenny Matthews W! 05:38, 7 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, very good question. I shall question him... --Kenny Matthews W! 20:53, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Yeah, I got it, thanks. Just stand ready with a syringe in case anything untoward happens to the building. =/ --Kenny Matthews W! 21:40, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
  • It would actually be helpful to form an official alliance, especially if we're going to make the most out of our quasi-scheduled generator provisions. Now, I personally have only encountered the spraypaint of the Grayside Demons, but if you find them to be respectable folk, then a little official friendliness can't hurt.

As you've pointed out, too, keeping in contact is another thing. I don't know about you, but heck -- trying to MSN everyone, ANYONE to please get those barricades back up is getting to be really time consuming. That said, maybe we *should* put a greater effort into our alliances and stuff. --Kenny Matthews W! 12:39, 29 March 2007 (BST)

  • I have noticed that message, but it does not worry me too much. Any number of targeting errors could have caused this, in light of the presence of rotters in that very location. In any event, killing a zombie hardly counts as PKing in any discriminated sense. I suppose a little MSN chat won't hurt things... --Kenny Matthews W! 06:26, 20 April 2007 (BST)
  • Well. The last time things got dicey like this...I suppose it's no great secret, but there is moderate method to our madness. As a contingency, we always keep a revivifying person lying on the ground, and we try to place ourselves in as little harm as possible. That said, only so much can be done against hordes boasting triple our numbers. We shall see. --Kenny Matthews W! 05:30, 27 April 2007 (BST)
  • I see. I shall send some people down south tomorrow. Thanks for the heads up. --Kenny Matthews W! 06:08, 12 July 2007 (BST)

UD themed writings

December means Christmas carols, and it's also the perfect time to spread the holiday cheer, among the living and undead alike.

This first little ditty comes with thanks to Johnny Mathis for the inspiration.

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Ev'rywhere you go
Take a look in the zombie den, bristling once again
With rotting brains and dripping fangs galore

It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Zeds in every block
But the prettiest sight to see is the horde that will be
Tearing down your safehouse doors.

--Cheese Knight 05:43, 12 December 2006 (UTC)

And yet another Christmas classic we all know and love, spun in a familiar way.

It's the most wonderful time of the year
With the dead bodies smelling
And everyone telling you to hold back that fear
It's the most wonderful time of the year
It's the hap-happiest season of all
With those undead-ly greetings and desperate meetings
When zeds come to call
It's the hap-happiest season of all

There'll be victories for boasting
Generators for toasting
And reviving out in the snow
There'll be scary zed stories
And tales of the glories of
The Caiger Mall we used to know.

--Cheese Knight 22:35, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

And now to spin some solid gooollllddd...

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
Im a undead man: can't really talk.
Muzak loud and harmanz 'fraid , Ive been shot around
As my corpse degrades.
And now its all right. Its ok.
I ate Ron B. the other day.
We can try to understand
This undead horde's effect on man.

Whether you're a rotter or whether you're a Pwotter
You'll be eatin' the live, eatin' the live.
Apocalypse makin' and tasty flesh takin',
And we're eatin' the live, eatin' the live.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, eatin' the live, eatin' the live.
Ah, ha, ha, ha, eatin' the live.

--Cheese Knight 05:28, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

I present... what Bud Light should present in a case like Malton's. Real. Men. of Genius. {Real Men of Genius!)

Today we salute you, Mr. Undead Horde Leader
(Mr. Undead Horde Leader!)
You've eaten your way to the top
By eating anything still living
(Does this come with fries?)
With a band of corpses at your side
There's no building you can't ransack.
(I can't open this door...)
Been pumped full of lead?
Not a problem. You stand back up and keep feasting.
(Finger lickin' good!)
So crack open a couple more harman skulls, o'ringleader of the rotten.
Because these days, beef isn't what's for dinner.
(Mr. Undead Horde Leader!!!)

--Cheese Knight 08:04, 18 April 2007 (BST)

Spoofing Weird Al? Unheard of!

They see me buildin
My barricades
I know they're all thinking I'm so live and human
Think I'm just too live and human
Think I'm just too live and human
I wanna stroll with
The zombies
But so far they all think I'm too live and human

--Cheese Knight 07:07, 10 May 2007 (BST)


BAD KITTY!

/me slaps kitty! --mo ヽ(´ー`)ノ MCM MOB DB 22:20, 16 February 2009 (UTC)