User talk:Dick Johansonson

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Re: Your Death

I'm surprised that you messaged me, but I also thank you for explaining your situation. We've discovered a large number of Gore Corps members in the suburb in the past two weeks (around two dozen, in fact) and, seeing as these players are far more valuable to us deceased, we've been hunting them down indiscriminately. I received a report about your whereabouts (along with another player who was also marked as a zed) and, seeing the RRF tag, killed you. Your specification "(Inactive while alive)" confused me, as I thought it meant that you actually took a break from the game until you were killed again; An error in judgment on my part, seeing as you could have as easily jumped out a window. In other words, I didn't realize you were a Dual-Nature player, and for that I apologize.

Unfortunately, this places us in an awkward predicament since the purpose of the Gore Corps (from our perspective, anyway) is to sabotage survivor holdings as death cultists, and then rejoin their brethren as zombies when someone puts them down. Although you claim that you are not an active RRF member while alive, there exists the possibility that you would do something similar.

For now I'll take your word for it, though. I look forward to seeing you help out around town, and I won't attack you any longer. I'll also inform the rest of my comrades, but unfortunately I can't vouch for them. --Private Mark 02:11, 6 September 2011 (BST)


Much appreciated, and sorry for the snarky tone earlier. Cheers :) Dick Johansonson 23:32, 7 September 2011 (BST)

Re: Macampos is a PKer

Welcome to my official "to kill on sight" list. Not because you are picking on my group leader but rather because you actually seem to believe that playing a survivor while alive make sense while you are part of a zombie group. That's so mind numbing that it really blows my mind.

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Eagle of Fire believes that Dick Johansonson simply can't take up the heat and thus try to hide behind false reasoning.
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10:14, 7 September 2011 (BST)


Sorry your mind isn't up to handling such a simple concept. When I'm a zombie, I kill survivors. When I'm a survivor, I kill zombies. It's pretty straight-forward, dude -- it's commonly referred to as "role playing". But hey, if this is the way you want to go, I'll happily bring in an alt survivor with an official "to kill on sight" list consisting entirely of you. Dick Johansonson 23:29, 7 September 2011 (BST)

Said by someone who can't even grasp the concept that new topics on a talk page should be added at the bottom... Well, I wonder why I waste time replying to be frank.
Here is a better concept for you: you play a zombie in a zombie group, and you expect people not to kill you on sight when you are standing? I guess your brain deteriorated enough while under the zombie form to lose common sense.
Also, I removed your copy of this reply on my talk page since you seem to want to continue the discussion here instead. Why are you even copying this on my talk page, annoying me by starting a new reply on top of everything else instead of continuing at the bottom like it should, if you actually wish to continue the conversation here? Another retarded concept?-- •Eagle of Fire• 
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08:08, 8 September 2011 (BST)
Christ, you're a tool. Right. Be seeing you :)
A sensible argument when everything you say doesn't make sense. I'll be happy to end it here in any case: I have better things to do. -- •Eagle of Fire• 
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15:25, 9 September 2011 (BST)
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