User talk:EMortem

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Welcome EMortem

--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 23:49, 8 July 2010 (BST)

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...Things that you don't like, number 4: Zombies that claw at you...They actually aren't clawing at you. They're just trying to hug you. They're very affectionate, you see. ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:01, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Is that what's going on? - Poodle of Doom 01:57, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Oh yea. And the biting? It's not really biting at all. They're just kisses. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 02:28, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Big wet zombie kisses.... how about feeding drag? I guess their just taking you home to meet their mother? - Poodle of Doom 03:04, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Pretty much. Although it makes all the other zombies jealous and they start hugging and kissing that same survivor. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 03:19, 9 July 2010 (BST)
There's nothing wrong with a little zombie menage a twa... - Poodle of Doom 14:18, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Also: zombies/cultists actually have a great respect for buildings. We understand the importance that these structures hold, but the barhah knows not the concept of ownership, which is a harman folly. The act of ransacking is simply a large statement, and that statement says share. Nothing to be done! 02:08, 9 July 2010 (BST)

...Things you don't like number 5, survivors killing other survivors...What if we're just killing the "idiot survivors"? ;) --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:40, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Idiot survivors are always fair game. --EMortem 19:50, 9 July 2010 (BST)


Should we be hijacking this poor guys discussion page like this? - Poodle of Doom 17:13, 9 July 2010 (BST)

Um...Hey, EMortem. If you ever need any Wiki Editing help, just ask anyone who is currently on your talk page. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 17:16, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Waiting for DDR to come along and say "Except for Poodle..." - Poodle of Doom 17:24, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Looks like you're in a mood to bait, eh? --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 17:28, 9 July 2010 (BST)
If one were so inclined to call it that.... - Poodle of Doom 19:12, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Hijack away. It's the Internet. If you weren't busy hijacking, I might start thinking you weren't pirates. And if you're not a pirate, you must be a ninja, which needs to go on my list of things I don't like. --EMortem 19:49, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Well that may very well be, but still... where's my rum? - Poodle of Doom 20:05, 9 July 2010 (BST)
Right over there in that building with all those kissing zombies just looking for a little love. --EMortem 03:19, 11 July 2010 (BST)
Probably cracked open the bottle again... it always makes them a little friendly. - Poodle of Doom 20:05, 11 July 2010 (BST)
Pirates, ninjas...I'm a Ninja Pirate. ;D --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 23:58, 12 July 2010 (BST)