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something classy about how this was all said and appreciated should go here... eh, maybe later.

Far Out

According to the stats page, we have 26 active members. Da feth?--Lachryma 00:49, 30 April 2007 (BST)

Congrats on being high up on the google search! Lord knows why anyone would search for Ghetto Cow, but hey, if they did...--Lachryma 15:14, 30 April 2007 (BST)

It still says 26 people in GC! What does it mean?! Well, as long as it doesn't say '26 and a half', otherwise I'd be really confused...--Lachryma 23:52, 30 April 2007 (BST)


Is the secret plot what I think it is? And why, oh why, did they invent the blinky template?--Lachryma 04:48, 27 April 2007 (BST)

Fething finally. Now you just need to watch Black Stacey and you'll be good to go. (God, I love being random).--Lachryma 05:04, 27 April 2007 (BST)


What's up! Turns out that I was there... but timed out as I didn't log in for SO long. I'm standing again, but it doesn't look like were gunna get revived here. Where's good at the moment do you think? Ruddlebank's the nearest green suburb. Monro Row [8, 76] in Nibank is said to be active. That's 8 East 17 South from our graveyard. We'll join once were revived eh? --xensyriaT 20:23, 17 April 2007 (BST)

Got you added - yep. My bad about the graveyard - you're right that it's that road. I see that you're added to the DEM revive list too - we should be done in no time...--xensyriaT 15:33, 18 April 2007 (BST)
ok, I'm up - shall we join next - I just went to the mall to stock up - we can meet up again, or get our requests sent in and train together,,, your call.--xensyriaT 17:31, 19 April 2007 (BST)
yup - I've got my apply in. We'll see what happens from there. I guess that they'll help you get xp to get freerunning and all.--xensyriaT 16:40, 20 April 2007 (BST)
Hey bud - are you in the DEM yet? If so, I haven't seen you on the campus. If not then ;(... lol get your appy in and ask to go to the RT campus. Itll be cool! See you around--xensyriaT 22:52, 26 April 2007 (BST)

I hope that you've solved your RL hassles and all... and yeah, DEM is pretty hard work to get into (compared to the ever lovely GC - how's things going there anyways?) but it's worth it! So have you been assigned a campus yet? --xensyriaT 20:45, 28 April 2007 (BST)

Ghetto Cow Operatives

Well, I still think it was a fun idea. I was fully loaded and ready to go for a couple of weeks there. Lets rock it in the future. Operation Zombie Enema: On Hold! --Skitchipoo 22:10, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Z is for Zubin cigars

Tecke accidentally got revived on Sunday, so he spent the day shopping at the mall. Don't worry though, Tecke has been depressed lately and is feeling suicidal.

It looks like Pole Mall is done for, so I'm going to wait around in Stanbury Village for the next target to be posted. It seems like every time I make the trek to whatever mall the Tour is attacking, the mall is already screwed. Damn Mall Tour 07 is good! --Skitchipoo 23:49, 10 April 2007 (BST)

Almost the same here, i got ramdomly revived, and had to find a nice tower, but i continue to follow the mall tour, just usually for the leftovers :P-- Che -T GC X 02:16, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Da Kill

Thanks. I've been waiting for that one since early December. I wonder if he'll leave a comment on my page... --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 05:21, 10 April 2007 (BST)

Huh? Did you mean lose track of Newton? --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 05:23, 10 April 2007 (BST)

I'm outside the NW corner of Pole Mall. --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 20:49, 10 April 2007 (BST)

On my way

To Whatmore that is. -Nibiletz 02:05, 9 April 2007 (BST)

Hpy bday Ev!

Noticed on the forum that today (well, yesterday, almost) is your birthday, so I made you a thread on the forum. However, you never responded there, so I'm putting it here, too :D Happy 23rd birthday, and post in the forum thread so that everyone else who wished you a happy bday over there knows that you got the message ;) --Specialist290 03:55, 5 April 2007 (BST)

Wow, I just send him an email, that's it...good job being pro-active, Spec!--Lachryma 04:00, 5 April 2007 (BST)
heading over to the forum now. Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:16, 5 April 2007 (BST)

Search 100% Ransacked Buildings

First Seen There -->> Suggestions#Search_100.25_Ransacked_Buildings

Then there -->> Suggestions/23rd-Mar-2007#Search_100.25_Ransacked_Buildings

Timestamp: Ev933n / Talk PPGC 05:50, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
Type: balance change
Scope: Survivors
Description: There is a fundamental flaw in the game. I am tossing this suggestion up to see how logical the users of the wiki are. Ransack + Alt Abuse = 100% Permanent Zombified Population Eventuality. read more

My suggestion is to add a modifier to the Zerg flag. If more than half of the Zombies in a building are Alt Abusers then search rates are normal.

There is no logical eventuality that leads to a 100% Permanent Survivor Population.

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  1. Kill - This actually encourages alt abuse. Building's been ransaked? All a survivor has to do is to make a bunch of zombies and have them trip the zerg flag. Then all his survivor friends can search with no penalty. Bad for raids.--Bluish wolf 09:48, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    RE: Since you seem to be one of the only folks to have an original vote, I will reply to you and hope that their sheep-like ways will direct them in the same manour. Do me a favour and reply to me on my talk page at User Talk:Ev933n#Search 100% Ransacked Buildings. Tell me how you would fix this problem of logic. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 15:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  2. Kill - OEM, as outlined in your link, actively warns people not to zerg: It advises players to have an 8-suburb bubble around their alts. So how do we prevent alt-abuse, if the alts aren't zerging? Send that link directly to Kevan instead. - BzAli 11:10, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    RE: In the realm of politeness, all I needed was one voter to "Kill" this, and suggest that I talk to Kevan. Thanks. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 15:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  3. Kill - 50% from the same IP adress how would that work? That way I can park 50 zombies in a horde without problems as a zombie zerger or As a suvivor zerger I can create 2 zergs and park them in a NT and search 90% of the time. This a mechanic that solves nothing. A solution would be to limit the amount of characters you can create per IP in a certain amount of time after that IP's third character. I'm not even sure that there is a problem that needs to be solved, this sort of posts about zombies "winning" the game have been around since the beginning. Somehow they never materialise. Even if they did, Kevan isn't stupid. (point of order, Kevan says rule is that your characters should lead completely separate existences within the game - your characters should not collaborate, nor share (or stand outside) the same building. this sceme would easily qualify. In fact this sceme is very similar to a desksargeant set-up once used by the DHPD that was disallowed by Kevan. So despite OEM claims, this would be considered zerging.)--Vista 11:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    RE: Thank you for your input. I will use this information to build on my case. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 15:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  4. Kill - Bluish wolf hammered it...Besides this will not stop zerging, a zerg flag won't go up if you had 1 account in a Nt in each suburb, (You could legit have 100 accounts without a flag ever appearing as long as there in different suburbs..) And a zerg flag doesN'T go up if 20 people (With Same IP) are in the same buildings...its called getting deleted!! (It goes up when you try to do an action with another with the same IP in the same building.. then you move to another building..) Your only incouraging regular people to make more then 3 accounts and put them in the same suburb so they can search buildings without penalty. I would like to see an anti-zerg suggestion put ingame but THIS IS NOT IT!!--Carnage 11:25, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    RE: What is? Reply here, User Talk:Ev933n#Search 100% Ransacked Buildings. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 15:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
  5. Kill - Prove first that this problem is widespread and ruining the game. Every aspect of the game can be abused by zerging. The sky is not falling, chicken little. --SporeSore 14:01, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    RE: Do you understand what eventuality means? Reply here, User Talk:Ev933n#Search 100% Ransacked Buildings. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 15:20, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    RE: Just because a situation could be abused, does not mean it will be abused. That is why I do not consider it an eventuality. --SporeSore 23:26, 23 March 2007 (UTC)
    I respectfully disagree on the note of what can/will be abused. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 05:28, 24 March 2007 (UTC)
    RE: Nearly any abuse can be perpetrated by both sides. Everyone screams about zerging zombies, but survivors can just as easily create alts to hold buildings. I am more optimistic about UD cheaters and believe they represent a small ignoble(and ignorable) minority, until I see hard data to the contrary. How many players can really be bothered to cheat with large numbers of alts, which must be very time-consuming, when there are more satisfying, legitimate ingame ways to grief? --SporeSore 13:20, 5 April 2007 (BST)
    • RE: Cheers! You make fairly decent points. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:21, 5 April 2007 (BST)

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Vista said:
I'm not even sure that there is a problem that needs to be solved, this sort of posts about zombies "winning" the game have been around since the beginning. Somehow they never materialise. Even if they did, Kevan isn't stupid.

Neither is Lasher, but logical eventualities happen, and then resets happen. In the beginning, there was no ransack. And then there was no search difference with ransack. I don't mind having to start from square one, but how many newbies do you think will enjoy having to start from square one? In all likelihood, though... Kevan will likely just revive everyone, or else revive everyone without BrainRot, or else revive everyone who spent over half of their time as a Survivor. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 15:28, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Since this problem seems to be more long-term than short-term, perhaps it would be better if such abuse would simply alert someone in charge rather than have any in game effect.--Bluish wolf 16:14, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

Besides Kevan, I don't know anyone in charge. His response to any sort of suggestion is generally redirected to Suggestions or Frequently Asked Questions. I started with a suggestion, I am going to toss something up on the FAQ. Then, if none of that leaks to Kevan, I am gonna hit his personal talk page. Thanks for your input. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 17:42, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

A bit lost

We're attacking Bale Mall, right? At what time will the assault commence (day and time)? --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 02:08, 21 March 2007 (UTC)

Friggin' sweet! Thanks. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 02:47, 21 March 2007 (UTC)


I already invited them. They haven't responded. You have my blessing to bug them.--Lachryma 05:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)

Very sorry for the delay in any response. Pancakes! is currently experiencing the "other side" of life in town. We kind of slacked on the wiki after we joined the hordes. I was mysteriously combat revived and am currently hiding out in hopes of restoring peace and security to our fair Northern Roftwood. So.... what'd I miss? --Poker Alice 00:24, 29 March 2007 (BST)

GC Zambahz

Newton is outside of Floyde Stadium in Barhahville looking for humans to claw and desperately gain XP. I think I can make the journey down to Tollyton without getting too distracted from munching on brainz. The Czarina totally left us out of nowhere, did you see it coming? because I didn't. We must go into Ridleybank and ZK the traitor for her heresy!!! --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 21:40, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I did it since Murray said he'd join GC if my zombie alt joined the RRF. Murray got us to 25 members...How could I say no?!--Lachryma 05:30, 20 March 2007 (UTC)


You like it? OMFG OH MY GOD OMG GMOD! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 19:51, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Yo Bud!

Heya! How're you doing? I just saw your page on the Items page! It reminded me of you (obviously).

I've gotten all of the Survivor skills and the useful zed skills too by now, and am planning to revivify people until I've payed back the favours done to me by those that revived me before. Then I'm thinking of joining MCDU. What are your/GCs plans at the moment?

I was also wondering about the total number of skills. There are 22 Survivor skills and 20 Zombie ones. But the game stat page] says that there are a few people with 43 skills! Do you reckon that another skill is unlocked once all 42 natural skills are gained?

PS I'm getting better at remembering sigs. lol. --xensyriaT 00:28, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

Hey. Cheers for the L43 info - no conspiracy there then!
If Crooketown it is then I'll head to the SW Academy - It's run by an MCDU guy anyways, so all the better for me - have you trained up so soon, are you not joined yet? We could be 'cademy class mates!
PS which UDID character are you using, so that I can add you to my contacts. I'm [1] BTW.--xensyriaT 21:01, 18 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm moving down to Crooketon now - I'm still dead though - so I thought about going to the cemetery in the top left of Crooketon. From there, we can get revivified (I saw that you're a zed at the moment) and then put ourselves on the DEM forums to join and train up. How does that sound?
Where are you at the moment as well?--xensyriaT 21:49, 19 March 2007 (UTC)
Ok, I've got there, and added myself to the revivification list but I don't know how effective they'll be in reviving there...
As far as Alts go, then I don't have any at the moment, and I think that I'd waste even more of my time on UD if I did, which I REALLY can't afford at the moment, but I'm flattered that you asked. I could team up with you guys from time to time though, and of course when our paths crossed - as well as advise MCDU about your guy's good ways if the need and or opportunity ever arises. --xensyriaT 00:43, 22 March 2007 (UTC)


Soooo......--Lachryma 00:15, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Respond to me on the Talk:GC page, or I'm gonna shoot this rat!--Lachryma 00:22, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

It has been foreseen!

Ghetto Cow has 25 members! The prophecy has been fulfilled! Now we just need Neo and a whole lot of robots...--Lachryma 04:39, 14 March 2007 (UTC)

A whole load of robots? Be happy with one. Sheesh.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:30, 14 March 2007 (UTC)


It'll be hard, but I think I can do it. I'll stick it in your sandbox when I'm done. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:18, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Okay, couldn't find a sandbox, so it went here.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:50, 12 March 2007 (UTC)


20 questions...??? And we got 20 on the stats page! Woo!--Lachryma 19:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I thought you just forgot or something. If it's an inconvenience don't worry about it for now...I have all the time in Malton.--Lachryma 19:45, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Um...what you sent me was an old one...--Lachryma 20:16, 11 March 2007 (UTC)


The Cap is back in a sack wearing a hat.... ahh, fuck it, I'm back. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:14, 9 March 2007 (UTC)

What do I want?

I want you to spell 'Ridleybank' right! Dammit. Also, being at Dibbing or whatever it's called at 0:00 GMT with some guns/ammo would be good.--Lachryma 20:55, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

Awesome. I'll have 50 AP, but I'll mostly be barricading and repairing the ransacks...actually, that's all I'll be doing. Go figure.--Lachryma 21:10, 7 March 2007 (UTC)


Thank you very much ithepassenger --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:18, 7 March 2007 (UTC)

"NTer who would never hurt a fly, wearing a tshirt that says 'PKers Need Revives Too!'. Don't get too close or the massive ammounts of needles in his pockets may stab you."

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Where are you?! My scientist guy (still "dead" technically; once I stand up, he'll be registered as revived again) has a full 50AP right now (though I can only move 25 times, thanks to the infection. Are you going to tell me where you want me to go (Again, preferably within 20 blocks), or not? Because I really don't want to die _again_... --Aguyuno 20:37, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Want Poster

I can see you've got Photoshop.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 21:01, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

A crapload better than anything anyone else could do, mainly 'cause we're all stuck with friggin' Microsoft Paint. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 21:05, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
I'm planning on getting Photoshop, calm. Now, there's an anti-widows template on the wiki somewhere, I just have to find it.... --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 21:10, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Aggh, why didn't I pick Linux?! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 21:15, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm intrested in giving money to McDonald's..... But I need Windows to run Half-Life 2. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 21:22, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Mmm...Half-Life 2...--Lachryma 21:37, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Mmmm... bzflag --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 21:41, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Psh, some tank game. Whatever. And I was just about to compliment your new template! Where, may I ask, did you get the idea to have a black background for the pink Ghetto Cow text? Oh, and I like the image more then the insane "i catn slpel!11!!1" stuff on the you should stay drunk!--Lachryma 21:48, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

That, sir, is the best GC template evar. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:08, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
They're both funny, but I think the new one is better, 'cause it's easier to read. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:11, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

How about making it way smaller and saying "The Ghetto Cow Manifesto" as the title, with "This is all we believe in. So feth you if you don't like it" or something.--Lachryma 22:08, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Ooo, I like how it looks now! Is lovely, yet huge!--Lachryma 22:19, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...where to put the manifest on our page...well, it looks good! Hey, where are you?--Lachryma 22:43, 3 March 2007 (UTC)

Roachtown, huh? Well, I gave that poor guy some directions so it should work out now...--Lachryma 23:04, 3 March 2007 (UTC)


Keep your group spamming shit off my talk page. Thanks--Fjorn 12:28, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

sorry man...

Sorry my internet has been screwed up for awhile so if you still want me to help out ill be part of the First pursuit in the Op. (Damn it's been to long I almost forgot to sign)Wolf 22:08, 31 March 2007 (BST) Finally well I don't have internet anymore so i try and play at my finacee' house uhh about Op. i anwsered look up!anyways good talking to ya again man hope to here from ya soon...--Wolf 18:50, 13 May 2007 (BST)


Hey I left you a responce on your discussion so yeah oh about Op. I need to be revived first so... i'm in yagoton where are you and i'll come to you...Wolf--Wolf 18:52, 13 May 2007 (BST)



go to st.christophers church, and if its heavily barricaded, i'll knock down st.chrissy's walls (balls) for you! ( Hooray Mr. Gorbachoff ) sorry for the message in the game, my fiance tends to be a tard.


Ehh Sorry about that I guess I do Need to study up...--Wolf 22:12, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

I find funny thing, no?

This comic has me still laughing, even though Christmas was a while back!--Lachryma 05:30, 26 February 2007 (UTC)


Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes. Oh wait...that's Latin, not English... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:18, 23 February 2007 (UTC)


Ixnay Nglisheay ndaay ivelany Igpay Atinlay!--Lachryma 14:15, 23 February 2007 (UTC)


I got one implemented! Check the news! WOOHOO! I would hug you, but that would be gay! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 11:55, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Heheh, that would be cool. Pity Lach decided to come up with a plan though. Say, are you bored of mall sieges? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:31, 26 February 2007 (UTC)


Hey. I followed some of your links in the mailing list, and I saw you play vampire, do you play any others "old school" RPGs? I play a lot of them-- Che -T GC X 06:47, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Well I played all of those at least once (AD&D a lot more), also Shadowrun, ciberpunk, MERP. have you ever played Ars magica? it's the game that "created" the whitewolf company-- Che -T GC X 08:45, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


Hello, Ev933n, simply smashing to see you, old chap. Want to play polo? Pop into my place for a cup of tea? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 18:52, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

What, you prefer Canadian English? Eh? I need a revive, eh? Whippey fell, eh? EH EH EH. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:04, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Un Cambio de Colores

Lo que Cap'n Silly dijo. ¿No me comprendes? ¡Pregunta a Che! --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 00:32, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

And what's wrong with pink, huh?--Lachryma 00:41, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
che, ¿encima ahora quieren que les haga de traductor?-- Che -T GC X 09:19, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
Das amerikanische Vortäuschen, russische farts auf meinem Pudel zu sein. Es ist eine Schande zur großen Nation von Deutschland. Bumsen, mein Abendessen gebrannt. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:56, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Colour Change

Just posting here for some yellow to break that continual pink. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 09:23, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh hell no!

You don't get to leave some of the wastelands' surrounding area blank! If you are going to do this, it's all or nothing...--Lachryma 04:29, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, okay. That makes sense. Don't mind me.--Lachryma 04:35, 19 February 2007 (UTC)


You stay out of me and the Cap'n's conversations! There's no time machine! Though that would make a vaguely-disturbing-yet-fascinating template....--Lachryma 03:49, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

That's because me and the Cap'n are so hilarious, right?--Lachryma 03:57, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Speaking of which, I need to put some new stuff on the Search for Penelope...plot...plot...--Lachryma 04:05, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Muzak, part 2

Okay, I found a subtitled version of La Rage, here, check out Nickelback's latest video (it's very inspiring), and then watch this awesome MIA video for Bucky Done Gun! I love it! Especially the part with the line "I'm armed and I'm equal/More fun for the people".--Lachryma 19:54, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

And no, we don't have communication issues. I blame Mankind.--Lachryma 19:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

You're into wrestling? I was just skimming that page when I saw "Foley arrived in the WWF in 1996 with a new gimmick: Mankind, a tortured soul who lived in a boiler room, spoke to a rat...": That's awesome! And I think you'll like the Nickelback video...and MIA is cool, as usual. Since she keeps doing that gun thing with her hands, I now do that to greet people. She's very influential!--Lachryma 20:15, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

So you didn't like the Nickelback one? Oh well, life goes on. And when did wrestling become cool? The mid 90's or something?--Lachryma 20:25, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Chad? Is that Nickelback's lead singer? I just listen to their music on the radio and I know little about them. Well, whatever.--Lachryma 00:23, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Searbak iz n0t l2me!

It's not! It's got a NT next to a mall! Like Caiger! And I hope the CDF doesn't get all pissy at us. Anyway, you found the lyrics?! Cool, I've always wondered what they said...Did you like it?--Lachryma 18:48, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

You can share only if you tell Akule. O wiat, I suposed t0 speel wrogn! Sry!--Lachryma 18:56, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Wow, that was random! I think those two activities are seen very differently by Akule...hopefully...otherwise he's more screwed up then I thought.--Lachryma 19:03, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah, Akule bashing never gets old...Hey, did you see that the Cap'n called me a 'dirty bitch' and a 'farm boy'?! That evil squid...well, I provoked him by calling him a 'slut', but he's still mean...--Lachryma 19:11, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I don't know...he was probably sitting around thinking about farm boys...or maybe he lives on a farm...I have no idea. It all started with him saying Apex couldn't spell. Then I said he probably said that about me. We then spelled 'orribly for a while...Then I changed it up to, like, oh my God talk, but that got, like, ugly...--Lachryma 19:15, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

I felt like I was in Counterstrike or something! It was pretty funny though...and he got a rat out of it. Wait, it's February, so how can you be doing spring cleaning? Isn't there like 10 feet of snow where you are?--Lachryma 19:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Ha ha...Actually, I need to do some cleaning myself...ech...Hey, did you see the Cap'n's lyrics on the GC/Zach page? He stole 'em from some early Green Day and then changed 'em up. They are pretty good, for a zombie song.--Lachryma 19:25, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, okay!

Sure, reggae-ish, yeah, I gotcha...Are you talking about 'Sunshowers'? I think you are...But yeah, I don't like the sound of it too much...the lyrics are lovely, but that's all I like. And who the hell salts and peppers their mango? Sri Lankans, I guess. And Allder isn't a cemetery?! Whoah, that's mind blowing! Or I just missed that...--Lachryma 04:03, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

You crazy SOB, Tryce of Thunder is in some CDF group or something...he started a big drama with this Angels of Mercy group a while was in arbitration and everything!--Lachryma 04:07, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Oooo, check this out!

I think you'll love this song...I have no idea what it's saying, but they sound pretty pissed off, and the video is cool...I saw this the last time I was in Paris, and I've been looking for it ever since!--Lachryma 03:25, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

25 Members...

And to think my old wishlist said we wanted 10 members. We've come a long, zombie-blood-covered, scotch-filled way. Hey, was I just tripping, or were there really 300 something zeds outside Whippey?--Lachryma 04:32, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Okay...I put that on GC's page, but I couldn't believe my eyes, so I had to get a second opinion...I've never seen so many though, not even at the second Battle of Blackmore...--Lachryma 04:44, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, 'wootzor' sums up my mood. And I know little bits of various languages, but I'm nowhere near being bilingual.--Lachryma 04:51, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah, my newbieness a long time ago catches up to me. You and the wiki history function...But yes, that image is from photobucket. It's probably that guy, the user names are similar. But that image...she's everything I want to be. Therefore, is perfect. Good night.--Lachryma 05:19, 16 February 2007 (UTC)


Well, I figure it's mid-morning or so in New York...and most people work at that time...yet you were on the wiki...and...yeah, it was logic. My day is okay so far, but it hasn't really started yet...--Lachryma 14:28, 15 February 2007 (UTC)

'Things I couldn't forsee'...Like large amounts of snow? Abduction by aliens? Being self-employed? in a commune?--Lachryma 02:57, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, MIA's from Sri Lanka...I guess her dad was/is a Tamil Tiger or something...and that's cool you're self-employed. Too bad about the snow however. Hey, Marven Mall got taken! Wooo!--Lachryma 03:53, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Now GC/Zach will have to find a new target...and I can't believe you've never heard of the Tamil Tigers. That's very sad. No, I'm just joking, I hadn't really heard of them until I got into MIA...hey, did you get 'Fire Fire' yet? I sent it about an hour ago...--Lachryma 04:03, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

"Competition coming up now/Load up Aim/Fire fire pop" I love that song. And I'm not saying feth about my image. Evaaar.--Lachryma 04:12, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Go for it then. Mystery is good. And GC has 15 active members now...--Lachryma 04:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)


It doesn't matter that you understand, it only matters that, only matters that I understand! Hey, have a rat:

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given Ev933n a rat to keep Isis company!

So, yeah.--Lachryma 01:50, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Ooo, do you like my new user page?--Lachryma 14:28, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

The templates (and comics) are rather bright, but I must make sacrifices for my vision of a cool user page. And thanks for reordering that Search for Some Squid page. Zombie Slay3r said he found that stuff 'hilarious', which is strange since he's the most serious person I know on the wiki...What does it mean?!--Lachryma 23:06, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, it's all very confusing...but he's seemed to have loosened up recently, so it's all good. In other news, I put an article on the Mod Conspiracy page, you should check it out, in your large amounts of free time at work!--Lachryma 15:51, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

I responded to the Vexan stuff on his page. Yeah, Pull Up the People is cool. I'll either send you "Hombre" or "Sunshowers" next...Glad you like her so much!--Lachryma 23:03, 14 February 2007 (UTC)


Good work on the revive point, don't know where I'd be without you. What's with the random "Whippey Strategies"? A *? 10 AP? The closest pub? Huh? Well, apparently it's under construction by a mental institute, so I won't ask any more questions...except one: Where's the closest Auto Place? I need a spray can or five...--Lachryma 03:35, 12 February 2007 (UTC), the mall isn't overrun...I just didn't know you could find spray ca-No, I was testing you! Good job, you passed!--Lachryma 22:58, 12 February 2007 (UTC)

I have a Dream...

Glad you liked it. I added a bit more too. Oh, and I got lets get free, and I'm amazed! That's how hip-hop should be! I really liked the "Animal Farm" thing too. Thanks for recomending "Dead Prez"!--Lachryma 03:41, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Suggestion Rule

Argh, months back. No one really bothered to look at it, and now, well... So many edits to the history page... Somewhere between september and now? I think... You'll have better luck trying to find a link to it, I think someone pointed that out before on the talk page, and that doesn't get cleaned up as much. It was done with good intent (reduce abuse of spam vote, help those who suggest make better revisions), but it's also being abused in some cases to simply stike out votes that hurt the suggestion. Sometimes, a spam's a spam, when the suggestion is rediculous it shouldn't even need more to the vote. -Certified=InsaneQuébécois 13:28, 9 February 2007 (UTC)


Okay my profile is 524638 and which mall again do I go to? Oh and thanks for your support on online stat. amd also thanks for tha rat! yeah gage can be a bit of an asshat at times but oh well you can't change bitches like that well see ya soon...--Wolf 18:22, 9 February 2007 (UTC) I have to admit your a pretty fuckin' awesome guy... thanks for tha support and how long do you think it'll be before your at stickling? actually the better question where are you at currently? yeah I don't think less of gage for doing what he has to do plus i've read atleast 9 or 10 months back worth of disscussion on the wiki (i think...) so I know how pretty much how everything is on the wiki or more importantly the people so thanks for tha help see ya on the battle field soon oh by the way.... what's your name in the game? Mines the same as here Lonewolf17a alright well take it easy...Later--Wolf 22:43, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Ahh... What I meant when I said "I pretty much know everything" or whatever I meant I know kinda how everyone works around here like how they are sorry for the misunderstanding now about wiki code I'm up shit creek wihtout a paddle so any help is mucho appriecated... Thanks for your time. Later...--Wolf 18:24, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Finally got a User Page up and running yestarday sucked i got stuck outside gutting zeds so i'm dead currently but i still like attacking those bastards! Anyways just figured i'd let you know i have a user page now Later--Wolf 15:07, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

Random Feth and stuff

Did you see the dream thing on my page? It's awesome! Oh, and check out the search for Penelope too! And finally, a friend of mine out here on the Hopi Rez is an aspiring rapper, and he recently slapped together a CD. It's pretty good...want to check out some Native Rap? Oh, and I added stuff to GC's page, see if you can find it!--Lachryma 18:43, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

Put your insane string of "Yes"s at the top of my page, fool. Otherwise I won't see it. Ever.--Lachryma 18:46, 10 February 2007 (UTC)

I figured as much...Hey, you haven't seen any cool zombie posters, have you? I only could find one good one...Oh, and the deserters section sounds fine, but I have to go. I'll add that stuff/edit your version this evening.--Lachryma 18:57, 10 February 2007 (UTC)


See you later Ev933n - I'm leaving GC with the ending of the Mall siege. It was good serving with you (cheers for the revs BTW:) --xensyriaT 18:26, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

What, is he leaving already? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:55, 10 February 2007 (UTC)


What is it that you want me to do? I need to create a survivor and and a zombie and go to Marvin mall? -Nibiletz 18:24, 9 February 2007 (UTC)


We just lost a member!--Lachryma 17:13, 9 February 2007 (UTC)


How many? What type of beans? why beans in particular? are they magical beans? Does all of this have any sense at all?-- Che -T GC X 03:46, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Nice, i have 3 magic lentils. Watch out Zeds!-- Che -T GC X 06:54, 9 February 2007 (UTC)


I mostly listen to rap, with other random stuff thrown in (Green Day, Gwen Stefani, that sort of thing). So no, nowhere near 'everything'.--Lachryma 00:20, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, Lady Sovereign rules! I started listening to her EP around the same time as M.I.A. Not all American rap sucks...But Lady Sovereign has the right amount of insanity and hilarity for me.--Lachryma 00:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm...'Dead Presidents' sounds vaguely familiar...I'll be sure to check them out!--Lachryma 01:00, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah, forgive my all-encompassing ignorance. Thy will be done, and Dead Prez shall be listened to.--Lachryma 04:05, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Missing In Action, Rain Maker, and other stuff

I first heard about M.I.A. in Rolling Stone. She sounded cool, so I grabbed her CD. Since you like it so much, I'll send you 'Pull Up The People' too. As for being up at 5 AM, I could never stay up that late, as I'd be almost dead the next day. Moving along, Rain Maker is a friend of mine in the Marines. He sent me the original cadence that I changed for our page! Anyway, he's in this Nuclear/Chemical training thing, and it's pretty tough, so he barely has time to play UD. I also think he's on the other side of Malton. And it's cool that wolf dude joined.--Lachryma 23:16, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, I could add Rain Maker! That's a brilliant idea! And yeah, I'm always trying to find new music. I just move on to next new thing and usually ignore the old stuff. And that early GC thing...Yeah, it was pretty funny. We wanted it because we had heard that all religions answer five main questions or something...We didn't get any feedback about it, so it was removed. That's lovely that you saw it though.--Lachryma 00:01, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

The 'wolf

Are you sure he joined? Anyway, I saw him with my alt somwhere in Rhodenbank. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:20, 8 February 2007 (UTC)


Hey, bendering bender bender head mcbender, I was wondering how you made that syringe picture link to the GC revive clinic. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:31, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Okey dokey, thanks for that. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:37, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, just wondering, what happened to the Caiger Kids that you were a gibberish translator for.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:57, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Nah, I'm certain he'll take a merge offer badly. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 11:04, 8 February 2007

So you say he should start a religion and help the Caiger Mall Survivors? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 11:09, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Uh-huh. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 11:18, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

The hell?

The stats page has 14 of us listed...maybe one of our old people logged in or something...huh. Anyway, I asked about Fallout because I've always loved the intro song and I've been listening to it recently. I never really played it, but one of my friends (a certain fool by the name of BuckyCatt, as it were) was obsessed with that game. I was just wondering.--Lachryma 00:41, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, I was in contact with Jamm26er recently (bastard took one of my CDs back to college with him), and I think he might've mentioned UD...BuckyCatt and Ichoglan stopped playing around X-mas and never got back into it, despite me bothering them...Maybe some newbie joined and didn't tell us...or Rain Maker figured out how to put Ghetto Cow in his profile...--Lachryma 00:50, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Some help

Please check this and tell me what you think-- Che -T GC X 06:49, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

The Mysterious Origins of GC...

Were you looking at the history of the page...Cuz Dag's initial page was saaaaaaaaad. And I didn't make it much better, until later anyway.--Lachryma 04:34, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, that doesn't go all the way back. The initial page was: "The Cow has finally struck. This newest cult is prepared to do whatever it takes to accomplish their goals." I put in the group template, slapped Dag's sentence under "Random Thoughs" (Thoughts, dammit! I didn't have Firefox 2.0 back then!) and got an image...all of our members, until Skitch, were RL friends or relatives (not of mine though). I had to fething hike across Malton to join Dag00 and we had to sleep in an entry point...scary...--Lachryma 04:40, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and WWZ is an awesome book. I love the Russian parts (Decimation!), naturally.--Lachryma 04:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

The feral kids were weird. Anyway, Bigplans! was an image I made in MSPaint, detailing where we might go (since our home of East Boundwood was booooring). We thought about either Ridleybank, Caiger Mall, or Shearbank (for the Big Bash). We chose the 'bank, and the rest is history...--Lachryma 23:05, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Are you running Firefox? Cuz I stole that symbol from some Certified=Insane person, and I see it fine...but I know IE shows all sorts of stuff as question marks.--Lachryma 00:18, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Of course, of course...I have no idea though. I have Firefox 2.001 and I haven't installed anything...maybe I have a newer version of Word or something...well that sucks, I thought everybody could see my h&s...oh well, a question mark works just as well. Hey, have you ever played a game called Fallout 2?--Lachryma 00:29, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Random Feth

That thing on the GC talk page was purple because: Originally it was orange, which is hard to see; it was orange cuz that N dude put it on the main page on the top, like a regular order (he claimed it was an accident); thanks for moving his rant and turning that other thing nonpurple.

And Now for Something Completely Different!

Yay, MIA has a new song/video! Yes!--Lachryma 03:58, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

She's this crazy British/Sri Lankan chick that makes real hip hop, with cool lyrics ("Like the P.L.O./I don't surrendo") and weird beats. I used to listen to American rap (Eminem, 50 Cent, Kanye West) but British stuff is usually better. Listen to "BUCKY", it's one of my favorites (that and Galang). I needed something random to say, and I found it!--Lachryma 04:04, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

That's kind of you. Maybe I'll email you a track or two at some point, if you decide you really like it. Thanks for checking it out though.--Lachryma 04:19, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

If it's not on the wiki, it's none of his business. I'll send you "10 Dollar" at some point. It's about mail order brides, and the chorus is something like "She skipped away to the shop/Found out she didn't have enough/She clocked him looking right at her/And sucked on a lollipop". It's insane and funny (and maybe offensive, but oh well.) Or would you like one of her more political songs? Let me know whenever, I have a Calc test to work on!--Lachryma 04:26, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

I have found someone who laughs at Calculus...I am afraid. Perhaps I could also email you some of the problems...--Lachryma 04:31, 7 February 2007 (UTC)


Thanks, I was moving old suggestions beforehand and said to myself, "Why not put some links on the revive page?". By the way where are you in Darvall Heights? --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 18:42, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

lol=bad for health

That is an ancient must have to do some serious digging to find it! Anyway, evil plotting shall not be tolerated! Luckily for you, trying to get 25 members is not considered bad.--Lachryma 23:53, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Sidebar lol

I got a sidebar! Aren't you jealous, bender bender bendering bender bender? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:21, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Then it's done it's duty. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:32, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Hi Ev933n

I got your messages - thanks for that.

As far as wiki editing goes then yeah, I'm not the best - so thanks for the tips! I know about sigs etc. but I ALWAYS forget - I guess that's from not doing very much of it.

Thanks for the Yahoo group stuff as well - I've joined that now too.

As far as levelling tips go, I've got past Zombie Hunter, Construction and Shopping/Bargain Hunting now - I think that I'll go for Diagnosis next.

I was wondering a couple of things though (check my new improved #ing skills)

  1. Why does the website under stats and groups list our numbers so low, when more are members than that? (currently 12) Is it just that there are inactive members?
  2. Is it possible to arrange user templates at the bottom of your page in a grid? I'd like to have it maybe three wide, but it doesn't work with tables - the seperators are just printed || as text.
  3. What's the deal with calling it Caiger Fething Mall in the template ({{Caiger}})

Finally, Latrobe. It looks pretty bad at the moment doesn't it? I guess that that's all the more fun! It's a shame that you are doing the "Run and Hide" mission at the moment but I guess that someone's got to. I guess that it's time to put the Barricade, Kill, throw bodies, heal, repeat... But unless we get re enforcements it looks like Latrobe will soon fall.


--xensyriaT 19:22, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the help - float works - though it may take me a time to get it just right.

--xensyriaT 20:56, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


By Odin, the entire C4NT is up for deletion! Don't let it happen!--Lachryma 01:45, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

sysop needed

Delete these images.


  • wrong format.

File:Prototype---GC-shield - sm.jpg

  • no explanation needed.


  • No real use for me to have this.


  • I like this one, but no one else uses it.


  • Wrong format.

Hi, I put up all the images for speedy deletion. Best of luck, ZombieSlay3rSig.png 01:49, 6 February 2007 (UTC).


Okay, you are on the list...and Dag00 got bored with Latrobe, so he was on a special hunt for PKers...he may or may not come back to Latrobe, but I don't feel like putting him on the list of people hiding (might be bad for morale or something) so we'll leave it at that. And thanks for talking to that Nibiletz guy.--Lachryma 18:20, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, don't edit sections on the GC page, it destroys the spacing...just edit the whole thing.--Lachryma 18:31, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

It's no big deal, just saves me time. And that's an excellent 3rd Step.--Lachryma 18:40, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, Ev933n

Thanks for your help so far, things are going fine. I'll be adding to the Letters, so check over every now and then just in case theres something for the Translation Supervisor... -01:33, 4 February 2007 (UTC) VexanCoC

Search for Penelope

LoL! That's going at the top! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:48, 3 February 2007 (UTC)


No, no, you missed nothing...everything is cool...ignore the flaming rats destroying the barricades...--Lachryma 05:51, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, and you missed some crazy drama...Yep, there were threats, and IP checks, and, um, more threats. Yes, all very exciting, too bad you missed it. And I'm pretty sure 'alcohols' isn't/shouldn't be a word.--Lachryma 06:04, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh yes, it was insane...Okay, I'm just messing with you, trying to make you feel like you missed a lot...apparently it worked! But no, there was no drama...except for this...--Lachryma 06:12, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

That cheater of a DHG changed his original comment and removed the 'chrust'. Laaaame. But yes, I have seen Day of the Dead (remake, right?), but it was gross and a while back, so I don't remember much. There was a mall, or something?--Lachryma 06:22, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Ah, forgive my ignorance. I don't watch much horror movies. Day of the Dead shall be viewed though.--Lachryma 06:31, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I saw Land of the Dead! That was okay. Anyway, sleep calls, nighty night.--Lachryma 06:39, 3 February 2007 (UTC)


The X:00 page has been heavily updated to reflect that X:00 is rolling into a new "active test phase". If you have a zombie you can use in Riddleybank, please join in. There will be some metagaming involved (obviously, otherwise you would not get this message) but it will be for the purpose of testing in-game methods of attack coordination. All required communication can be done through the wiki. If interested, please also visit and use the X:00 User Registration page. --Swiers X:00 18:57, 2 February 2007 (UTC)


I want to join Ghetto Cow with my harman alt! --Angryjohnny 03:23, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Hey Ev


How are things?

I saw that you managed to get another member for GC - Cow0160girl

Do you have her player id so that I can add to my contacts?

How long do you think that the siege will last? --xensyriaT 14:31, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Hello :)

Boy, they don't make that intuitive, do they. Well, here I am reporting for duty!

I want to travel near you guys, but I'm kinna caught up at Bale Mall in Yagoton. I know the area here well enough to keep myself alive most of the time. Do you guys stick together? Do I have to do anything special in the game to join your group?

I've only got 8 APs right now and I'm dead (waiting at a revive point).

Thanks for letting me join!


  • I will send you an email and add this to your talk page, just in case. just put four tildes on anything you want to sign. When you see this (Ev933n / Talk PPGC) on the wiki... it is because I am signing something. All you need to do is put ~~~~ at the end of what you put. That way I know it is you! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 03:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Aaah, the lovely Bale Mall...Our group got started near there, as a matter of fact, and we restocked at Bale before waltzing into Ridleybank for the 5th of November...mmm, good times...Anyway, feel free to hang out till you feel like wandering to Caiger Mall (or wherever we are). Hmm, now that I think about'll probably never see this! Oh well.--Lachryma 03:55, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Pimp GC

25 members? How long do you think that'll take, my bendering bender bender bender bender bender bender bender american bender bender friend? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:22, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Are you guys plotting behind my back?!--Lachryma 03:44, 30 January 2007 (UTC)


ZOMG. It's 11 something in New York? Wow, that's very helpful. I think I'll stop playing UD now, for I am in too much awe of your brilliance! </sarcasm> So, really, you saw times on our talk pages and just decided to tell us your local time? Oookay...Hey, you don't happen to have a zombie alt in the vicinity of Mall Tour '07, would you? You could join me and the Cap'n choreographed barricade stomping!--Lachryma 04:55, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Boyakasha! We is at the mall called Stickling, dealing with racialism and haterz. I is here with my main man, Xyu. "Why do them zeds always eat nads? Isn't that homosapien?". And if you've never seen the Ali G show, you have no idea what I'm talking about. Anyway, come to Shearbank!. And what's GCML? Oh, I like that promotion thingy. Did you steal the code from the newbie welcome template?--Lachryma 05:05, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh God, I seem to have run into one of those acronym-loving people (AAAA: Americans Against Acronym Abuse). Great. And me and the Cap'n attack at 3:00 GMT, and you can figure out the time difference. Barhah!--Lachryma 05:13, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Rochester, Nogar Yarrumbirra? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 08:49, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Ooo, the famous zombie alt of Ev933n shambles ever closer!--Lachryma 00:19, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes! What a guess! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:53, 30 January 2007 (UTC)


Yay! That's f**cking amazing! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:36, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Um...referencing Amazing isn't a good thing...Just look at all that bike riding that's going on in his page!--Lachryma 04:55, 29 January 2007 (UTC)


Glad you like my new and improved signature (and my image).--Lachryma 05:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Ooo, the shield is beautiful! I'm putting it on the page and all that. Did it take you long to make? Oh yeah, tell Zombie Slay3r to put that stuff on Speedy Deletions, it'll help his resume on the wiki. Good job on the image!--Lachryma 21:30, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm...that is a long time...You pay for what you get though (read: it was beyond worth it). What's with the random Army of Darkness thing though?--Lachryma 21:38, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about spelling, Firefox missed that for some reason.--Lachryma 21:40, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Eh, never seen it. And I don't have TV...well, I have a TV, but not cable or whatever. Glad you enjoy it though. I'm planning on watching 'Night of the Living Dead' for the first time since I was little kid.--Lachryma 21:43, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, now I never have to leave my computer! No, I'd prefer to watch it on a couch, on a larger screen, and while eating some stir fry or something. Thanks for the link though!--Lachryma 21:52, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

recruiting evan

I KNOW WHAT YOUR REAL NAME IS! Eugene. Also, congrats on getting Xentyragababl;'a'! into GC. *mumble* *grumble* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:32, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Rather awesome, butlah. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:46, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
That's great! It has rats and scotch! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:56, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
That would be awesomer than rats and scotch! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:58, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Funny Pic

Check this out!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 11:39, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Caiger Defence

Hi, I emailed you after you posted on my wiki talk page.

I'm prepared to try to defend Caiger.

Currently in the Hawtrey Museum (15,25) in Chudleyton

I'm out of ammo, and was pked in Caiger by Porcelina(609514)

Only 3 APs at the moment

What's the best thing to do?

PS shall we talk by email?

Hi there again, I'm like to join you guys for a bit, if that's cool with you

Xensyria 15:27, 25 January 2007 (UTC)


Is he joining GC? Because then we'll be even in the recruiting race. And we'll all be great propagada ministers. Except for BuckyCatt, 'cause he idled out, and Elthered V, cause he don't have no wiki account, there sonny.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:38, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

No, wait, I gave him the recruiting message! HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:42, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

NOOOOOOOOOOOO--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:44, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Something Random!

Check out Our Cadence and tell me what you think!--Lachryma 00:22, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Are you talking about the image Skitch uploaded? Or are people in Latrobe bad mouthing us?--Lachryma 00:47, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

So ingame people are mocking us? Strange, but I think it comes with the territory of becoming a more well known group. Plenty of people mock the RRF, C4NT (rarely), and the CMS. Anyway, look at this, it's very weird.--Lachryma 00:54, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmm, perhaps some random PKer put 'Ghetto Cow' into their group box...Or that dude is just a whiny filth. I want screenshots, profile links, and a fething DNA test before I believe anyone complaining about PKers. And what's 'LBC', I wonder.--Lachryma 01:21, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I don't listen to much early rap. Hell, I barely listen to American rap anymore. Anyway, until some one shows up on the wiki waving proof in my face, I'm not going to care. Actually, one look at our group page should set anyone with half a brain straight, and if they still believe such feth...well, it's not my fault they can't think for themselves. Don't worry though, negative publicity is still publicity.--Lachryma 01:29, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, we can only wait and see what he says, I guess. Thanks for finding him though!--Lachryma 14:19, 25 January 2007 (UTC)


lol, I'm on page 4 of the "more results from" when you search for Ghetto Cow. I even got beat out by MIA Jamm26er. I guess it's my fault for not posting much. --Skitchipoo 23:34, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Graa-Hey, a rat!

Well, I changed the template a touch, but otherwise it's good. Thanks for the hard work!--Lachryma 23:05, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

My Bad

Sorry about that, I guess that's what happens when you read too fast. Thanks for the sweet rat, I'll put 'em it to good use. I really need to pay more attention while reading. How have you been doing at Latrobe, by the way? --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 21:21, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Same place generally. I keep running to and back from Caiger Mall to get supplies, and sometimes I go out and check the status of entry buildings for the mall. It's really not as exciting as I thought it would be; the massive break-ins occur whenever I'm offline, strange how that happens. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 21:26, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Re: Mailing List

Unfortunately I don't have a Yahoo account, but thanks for the link. I'll keep it in mind. --Specialist290 20:20, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


YOU HATE IT?! *cries* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:57, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I see. Thankyoverymuch. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:19, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Bold text thanks Specialist290 --Ev933n / Talk 20:52, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


I've wanted to do a "So-and-so has given Random-Person a rat for blah blah" template, but I can't find a good picture of a black sewer rat. GC could give that template out for helping our group!--Lachryma 03:59, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, like a close up of a rat's face would be cool...I don't know, use your aesthetic sight and find a nice pic (Or not!)--Lachryma 04:52, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Is perfection incarnate, and also cute. I ask Zombie Slay3r to make template tomorrow, and I start giving them out soon. Your job is done, take break.--Lachryma 05:04, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

well, this is probably bad taste at it's worst, but check this-- Che -T GC X 19:50, 23 January 2007 (UTC) hey, you were warned ;)-- Che -T GC X 20:00, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Cap'n Silly has given Ev933n a cookie for getting a cookie from Cyberbob.

--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:56, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


Cookie.jpg A FREE COOKIE
Cyberbob240 has given Ev933n a cookie for recognising the true path to improving the wiki.

--Hubrid Nox Mod WTF U! B! 03:51, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

I love Recent Changes more then rats...Well, okay, I lie.

Huh? Oh, you mean that dumb fight thingy on the Caiger Kids talk page? I am drawn to drama and then I usually resolve should see what I did on the Knights Templar talk page!--Lachryma 03:49, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


I recruited someone! Blah! Bleah! Squid! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:42, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Well, you're moderator approved from Cybebob240. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:54, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Message from User:Vexan

Hey, thanks for the offer to help out with the group i'm formulating. I'll take you up on that... and if you'd not mind helping me familiarize myself with wikicode? I'm not very good yet. User:Vexan


Somehow...I have no clue why you are sending messages to users that don't even exist.... --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 19:37, 21 January 2007 (UTC) Scratch that. I see what you did wrong. You sent messages to pages that don't even exist. If you were aiming for user talk pages, you should use the "User talk:" prefix instead of the "Talk:" prefix. --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 20:06, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Happy to help. --Slice 'N' Dicin' Axe Hack 20:16, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

For the record

...I can read. I don't see what is wrong with any of the votes on that page other than me being a complete troll. You do know that there is no standard for sysop behavior on the wiki, right? As a sysop, I don't have to be polite. I am not a forum moderator. My only job is to help maintain the wiki. That doesn't include coddling and/or being nice to you.--Gage 17:29, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Thank you Snoo

Well, I have been travelling to Caiger Mall... and I got killed in Tollyton by some Zeds... alls I gotta say is FUCK TOLLYTON!

I went over to Barrville, and got rescued by a good guy named snoo... Thanks snoo!--Ev933n 04:07, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

She has a cool profile description. Well, we hope to see you soon! Currently there are around 202 zombies outside and 67 survivors inside. Nothing like a big siege to get your adrenaline flowing!--Lachryma 04:10, 10 January 2007 (UTC)


I think you just gave me inspiration for a new siggie.... --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:36, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Wow, you talked a lot about political stuff on Lach's page. I don't care much for politics, everyone running for President is a jerk. Keep your page dirty, just to annoy Lachryma. :) --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:52, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

stuff from Lach

It would appear you figured it out, but you didn't move most of your stuff. Go on, feel free to clear almost all of it up! Except for your Coalition manifesto, you should move it all. Then we can breath freely when visiting your talk page!--Lachryma 22:01, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Aaaag! This page is disgusting! Get an archive and do some winter cleaning!--Lachryma 18:47, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

About the stuff on GC's talk page: All of those people exist, and BuckyCatt may one day be active again! Wow! Anyway, that cow image is funny, I would be surprised if anyone searched for 'Ghetto Cow' on Google, and I fixed your inexcusable errors on the 'Funniest Moments thing' (horde=lots of zombies, hoard=collection) and made the Cap'n's thing actually funny (look at it if you don't believe me). Maybe one day you'll be as hilarious as me...Or am I just messing with you?--Lachryma 02:50, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Now you're just mocking me! Anyway, thanks for that tinyurl thing, it should be very useful.--Lachryma 18:48, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I made a sig a looooong time ago, but I decided that since only two people on the wiki refer to me as 'The Czarina' it wouldn't really work. Then I got an idea about having a different font so I changed my sig. I couldn't decide between dark green or pink, but no else would dare use pink for a sig, so it was randomly selected. Oh yeah, what's with you and Gage?--Lachryma 18:57, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, Jon D'oh started calling me the Czarina a while back. I was bossing him around or something. Anyway, I really hate those who are mean to new people. I got lucky and didn't get in any fights or too much trouble when I was new, but I do see some serious abuse to those poor newbies. Instead of trying to get the mods to change (a 'top down' strategy), I usually try to help out the newbs by letting them know how to sign their posts and stuff (a 'bottom up' strategy), but that's just my style. Good luck with your mini-crusade!--Lachryma 19:39, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm...I signed up in late October or so, but I spent like 2 weeks before reading the wiki and looking at stuff so I was pretty informed. Anyway, the problem with getting people together and stuff is...most people don't give a feth. If they even notice what is going on they probably won't help out unless they have a personal stake in it. Human nature, I guess. Which is why Hurricane Katrina, Haliburton, Valerie Plame, and endless war in Iraq hasn't led to anything. And politics are always interesting, so no need to apologize.--Lachryma 19:59, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Whoah, I wasn't blaming you for anything, I just was struck by your line 'the travesty that is the US today', that's all. Anyway, I think your efforts here on the wiki should lead somewhere...Actually, they have! Gage has said on the discussion page for Suggestions that he's sick of all this feth and he's wants the suggestions moved to a forum. Check it out.--Lachryma 23:13, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

a bit o stuff

I still love you! Why would you think the opposite? *cries* --Cap'n Silly 22:21, 15 January 2007 (UTC)


Why don't we try wiki advertising? Find people on the wiki who say they haven't got a group, and send them a message "JOIN GHETTO COW! BLEGH!" or something. It worked for the UPA, who got 9 members in one day. See an example of this on my talk page under "People Saying Stuff"--Cap'n Silly 21:43, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Go to any page in the wiki and search through lots of profiles. Preferably newbs, beacuse we'll get to them first BWAHAHAHAH! Found a profile: User talk:Colonel Ashbee--Cap'n Silly 21:51, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes, I am aware that we are not on the stats page, and it offends me deeply. I have contacted the 2 members in question, and one is willing to keep playing, but the other seems to have moved on...which is strange, as they hadn't been playing long. Anyway, they shall remain on our page, and if we get 11 people we shall be good to go. As for communication, I love the wiki, but if secret plotting must be done I prefer email. Any other questions or concerns?--Lachryma 00:00, 14 January 2007 (UTC)


I got a sig! ORSM --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 12:04, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm bored so I'm going to see what you do

Hahah, you're Bender and not Flexo. --Cap'n Silly 10:20, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Aww, I already knew that. --Cap'n Silly 22:25, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Contacting 'n crap

Hey, Mr I'm So Great At Being A Really High Level, get a mobile phone at the tech store in Caiger. Me and Skitchipoo have one, and they're a good way to talk in-game. Or use your rat. Whatever works best for a robot civilian holy drunk bender guy thing called Ev933n. --Cap'n Silly 00:38, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah, he is. I didn't see the goatee because I don't pay attention to anything.--Cap'n Silly 01:03, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

More testing

SIGGIE!! Ev933n / Talk 20:32, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Ghetto Cow

Set it up if you wish, and slap a heading thing and a link on GC's page. No one really uses the talk page, and the only way I get our lazy members' attention is to put stuff in bright colors on the top of the main page. You may have noticed the orders and such there. Anyway, a formal list thing is fine, and if everybody ignores it...Life goes on.--Lachryma 00:31, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Whoah, don't jinx yourself. If your internet dies IRL we'll still be okay. As for the image (aaaaaaaaaa, I can't keep up with you!), feel free to make a better version of it. It WAS done with MSpaint, and it's too small to even see, so feel free to improve it to your hearts content.--Lachryma 01:01, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Okay, from now on, if you have something that you want to put on GC's talk page, or on the talk page of a random image, put it on my talk page and it shall be resolved. Desperately checking the Recent Changes page and my email (to see changes to watched pages) is no way to live. Anyway, good to know somebody has photoshop. Maybe we can improve those Russian posters of ours...--Lachryma 01:08, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Great, I've made some fool, have a revive needle and stop whining. Oh, you're scared of needles too?! Whatever. Anyway, I just want that because I like seeing that pretty 'You got new messages!' thing every five minutes.--Lachryma 01:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

testing again!

also testing how to put something at the left...--Ev933n 23:36, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Mock mock

Ha ha, you hit your IP limit! And ran out of AP! And broke the scotch vending machine! Anyway, you do know that searching for needles is waaaay better than making them, right? Also, I've found that using both Firefox and Internet explorer can give you two IP addresses, thus doubling your hits. Try it!--Lachryma 23:27, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

You could try a proxy like or something. That Zombie Slay3r dude told me about that, no idea if it works. Nice use of table of contents too.--Lachryma 23:38, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Cool, glad to help you use your two AP. I also encourage you to give money to Kevan, since maybe he'll make UD 3D or something...--Lachryma 23:43, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Cheese It!

LOL, I love your profile pic. There's nothing better than Bender punching a zombie Willie in the nuts... NOTHING!

  • "Now, the kilt was only for day-to-day wear. In battle, we donned a full-length ball gown covered in sequins. The idea was to blind your opponent with luxury." - Groundskeeper Willie

--Skitchipoo 21:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh yeah I didn't even notice the goutee! --Skitchipoo 21:18, 13 January 2007 (UTC)


The heading for the travel journal is new, so don't feel bad, but we've done this same thing several times before (travel journal, then actual activities there). I usually go to the cemetery by Saint Izzy's, so shamble there and I'll revive you. Also, on your character template, just put your profile number and it will make the link for you.--Lachryma 23:31, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Helping our members

I notice from your witty robot report that you are in Tollyton. To aid you in your eventual journey to Caiger, here's a running route from Tollyton to Nichols Mall (which is overrun, so watch out) and here's another free running route from Nichols to Caiger, with a rest stop indicated in Ketchelbank. Good luck!--Lachryma 23:20, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Ghetto Cow stuff

To answer you insightful and awe inspiring questions:

  • We would require some proof of life (pulse, etc.) for potential members. A sense of humor helps too.
  • We have no problem with secondary characters, and, um...we have no current conflict in the 'Bank. Caiger yes, but we've moved on from the Blackmore Building.
  • Why rats? Why scotch? Well, I personally often joke about rats, and this minor obsession started a long time ago with a joke about eating rats (Not that I'd do that now. They are way cool!). The other members of GC are too lazy to remove my rat references, so it has become our group thing. And we stole the scotch from the C4NT, but it's all good.

Anyway, thank you for your interest in our little group!--Lachryma 04:48, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

Okay, I'm assuming you want to join (or this is some sick practical joke), so I'm going to add you to our page. You just need to slap 'Ghetto Cow' in your profile and we are good to go. Oh, and you might want to join our current war in the Latrobe Building, one block east of Caiger Mall, which is in Darvall Heights. Its pretty crazy here, with around 200 zeds outside and usually about 50 survivors inside. Loads of fun! Oh, and feel free to add stuff to our page, especially the Travel Journal. Glad to have a new member!--Lachryma 05:27, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Woo Hoo!! I made enemies!!

taken from WCDZ#Enemies_of_the_State

Ev933n: Crime: Because of his keep vote, he let a suggestion have over 19 Spam votes and 3 Kill votes stay on the suggestion page.

Mods need to learn manners sometimes.

I am a bit confused. How is a helpful Re: from someone not involved (ie: author or voter) in the thread less useful than "cause you're an idiot and your suggestion sucks?" ... I mean, I get that he is a mod, and I get that I broke the rules in my attempt to help out the Author. What should I do if I see a mod break rule #1 for voting? Talk:Suggestions#Further_Discussion

Archived Discussion

in any event, more on this soon... here, probably

Random People

"I like this idea, but I don't know if we are supposed to encourage or discourage Firefox Extensions from being made. If we are supposed to discourage Extensions, then change mine to a Keep. --Ev933n 12:18, 19 July 2006 (BST)"

Change it to a keep. Why force someone to have to make a greasemonkey script, a firefox extension, a [insert browser name here] addon, etc, when it can be done once and instantly help all users, not just those with the smarts of using a good browser like Firefox. ;-) –Xoid STFU! 15:06, 19 July 2006 (BST)

Try Project Mentor, we have an excellent tutoring program.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 02:55, 7 October 2006 (BST)

You should remove your induce comma suggestion keep vote. --Jack-Swithun 08:19, 20 Jan 2006 (GMT)

Strategies for The Whippey Building



Revive Point: Allder_Row

A: Nurton Walk Fire Station

B: Edmund General Hospital

PRIMARY SOURCE: This building is our primary source for First Aid Kits in the event of a Stickling Mall Ransack.

C: Farrant Crescent Police Dept

PRIMARY SOURCE: This building is our primary source for Firearms in the event of a Stickling Mall Ransack.

D: Brent Place Fire Station

E: Lessey Lane Police Department

F: Owsley Crescent Police Dept

G: Lazarus General Hospital

H: Meaker Lane Fire Station

I: the Thorne Arms

x: Rodford Plaza and Honeycombe Drive

10 AP to go from Whippey to Rodford to Honeycombe and back... tagging the bilboards. spend the other 40 at and getting to and from Keedwell Plaza School

Keedwell Plaza School

only 3 AP away, and 8.3% to find Spray Cans!

Warehouse 52,21

PRIMARY SOURCE: This building is our primary source for Fuel Cans.


Factory 56,21

PRIMARY SOURCE: This building is our primary source for Generators.