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Dance Team

Wait...Wouldn't Lucifer be on Bobs team? And can I get involved? I have an absolutely wicked Chicken Dance... Also, who's the DJ?--Canuhearmenow 19:48, 11 August 2006 (BST)

You can replace The Holy Ghost if you like and move Robocop down. Lucifer may be God's enemy, but the Lord has promised him the souls of Bob's entire team when they are defeated. The dark prince of Hell posesses some mighty fine moves. -- (GOD) 01:31, 12 August 2006 (BST)
I thought that you and Lucifer were drinking buddies when off duty.. Robocop told me so. --Niilomaan GRR! 01:37, 12 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord has discussed world events with the Devil over drinks, yes. It is understandable that Robocop cannot keep his mouth shut, seeing as how it's the only thing on him one can see which is not made of steel. -- (GOD) 02:21, 12 August 2006 (BST)
Wait...So I replace the Holy Ghost (After all, The Holy Ghost is you, so that would be Zerging)? And what is the max on a team so the Dance Off begins?--Canuhearmenow 16:34, 12 August 2006 (BST)

Hmm, did we win the competition? The judges havn't done anything, nor the other team.--Canuhearmenow 18:45, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Can't tell.. I'm still out cold. --Niilomaan GRR! 18:49, 17 August 2006 (BST)
The "Groove Crusade" has defeated the heinous "Other Team". -- (The Lord God) Pray 01:17, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Man, what the hell

I recently saw the drama Hammero and gang dealt you concerning Amazing. Wow. They are obviously going in a 'you are Amazing' angle. Heh, just so you know, Amazing is pretty much the scapegoat of all wiki wrongdoings around here. Count yourself lucky you weren't around when the Amazing witchhunt exploded. Amazing was good at drama and I'm glad to see you are more moderate. Since I chat with Amazing via AIM, I sent him links of your arb case. Good luck!

Come to think of it, I'm starting to see patterns of Scinfaxi and Hammero postings, as well as jjames and Jimbo Bob postings. HAHAHAHA. Might be on to something. I'll give them the benefit of the doubt, though. Keep up the good work. My AIM is Skillz McPlenty if you want to contact me. Cheers! --Zod Rhombus 23:34, 14 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord God does not condone the actions of any drama queen, be they supposed victim or supposed rulemaker. The Lord God simply wishes to carry on his master plan for Malton and the Universe in peace. -- (The Lord God) Pray 00:53, 15 August 2006 (BST)


The commentary section was just a section for myself. I moved the note to my talk page and replied there. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 18:53, 15 August 2006 (BST)

Okay, Enough is Enough

Look, I know you're still hurt, but I told you, it's over between us. You shouldn't have messed around with the woman...what was her name? Mary? Now stop stalking me! Sheesh! You've gone as low as posting mortal's wiki's for a game! ...and I swear, if you use that omnipotence of yours to spy on me in the shower one more time, I'm calling the cops. --SirensT RR 05:36, 16 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord God has better things to do than get into your shower. He has elaborate hidden camera systems for that, and reviews the tapes at his leisure. The Lord God also scoffs at the police, as their bullets cannot pierce the holy heart of Jahova. -- (The Lord God) Pray 05:46, 16 August 2006 (BST)
God, who is this... woman?!?! --Kiki Lottaboobs 05:49, 16 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God in all his divinity assures you that she meant nothing to him, and that he was thinking of you the whole time. -- (The Lord God) Pray 05:51, 16 August 2006 (BST)
Yep... The Lord truly loves all his children. --Niilomaan GRR! 08:12, 16 August 2006 (BST)
Speaking of your children, they're about to make fools of themselves again. --SirensT RR 18:53, 16 August 2006 (BST)
What if Mia calls in the DHPD - they could probably manage it, seeing as how they're so freakin' awesome. You may be out of our jurisdiction, but that hasn't stopped us before. Except that omnipresence thing means that you're already inside our holding cells. Don't worry ladies, you're safe. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 23:38, 16 August 2006 (BST)
Have you been through Dunnell Hills lately? Most of the resource buildings are HB or higher. I actually left a complaint of their pages. --SirensT RR 23:51, 16 August 2006 (BST)
It's where my main lives. I responded here. Sorry about the time taken. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 00:12, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Deletion template

No one forgot to place them: it's not an obligation to do it, and it wuold take too much time to place that on every page nominated for deletion and the speedy deletion's one for pages nominated for Speedy Deletion. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 05:55, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Ah, the Lord Assumed it was required (though not strictly) so that visitors to the page were aware of the motion to delete it. Well, the Lord God supposes it can't hurt. -- (The Lord God) Pray 06:03, 18 August 2006 (BST)
Actually it's somewhat unclear if they are required or not. Technically, the deletion page rules don't require it, just asks users to place them there. Now in reality, placing them on deletion queue pages (not speedy deletion) is good form, or at least not placing one is extremely bad form. At least I would be pissed if no one mentioned that my group's page was up for deletion. For speedy deletion it's not required and would be kinda stupid in most cases, with the pages gone in minutes. --Brizth M T 14:53, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Looking for some spiritual advice

Dear Lord our God in holy Heaven above, I have two holy queries to ask thee. Firstly, how do I get those mini-links next to my username? Y'know the ones, most people's are links to a group they're in, yours says 'pray'. Also, how do I give someone a vandalism warning? I couldn't find these on the talk page, and figured you'd be a more pleasant to ask than most of the mods. Hit me back on my talk page. --Luigi Galleani 14:38, 18 August 2006 (BST)

You do know that God isn't a mod, right? Cyberbob  Talk  14:46, 18 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God is better than any mod, of course. -- (The Lord God) Pray 17:53, 18 August 2006 (BST)
Luigi, my son. To put the links next to your signature, go to "Preferences" and type everything you want in your sig into the "Nickname" box. This could be something like...
[[User:Luigi Galleani|Luigi Galleani]] <sup>[[link1]] | [[link2]]</sup>
Then you click the box marked "raw signatures" (as in, that box should be checked.) and you're all set! The next time you type ~~~, it will automatically post the info you filled out. Let the Lord know if you have any problems. God suggests testing your sig on your own talk page before using it in public, just in case there's an error. -- (The Lord God) Pray 17:53, 18 August 2006 (BST)
And God said let it be done. And Luigi did it. And it was good. --Luigi Galleani MAC | BB 18:11, 18 August 2006 (BST)
Luigi. Can I call you Luigi? thanks. Now.. You might wanna consider cutting that Black Bloc to just BB. It would be much shorter and more neat. Thanks. (Also you might wanna place a redirect from BB to Black Bloc.) You are fast! Edit conflict... --Niilomaan GRR! 18:13, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Stealing a Suggetion

The Lord God is stealing this suggestion. Comment or move along, there's nothing to see here.

Chainsaw, Chainsaw skill

Timestamp: 18:37, 28 July 2006 (BST)
Type: Item, Skill
Scope: Survivors
Description: There are no Centaurs here.
  • Chainsaw Item
    • Found in junkyards and mall hardware stores.
    • Uses one can of fuel for 5 attacks.
      • You lose one chainsaw 'ammo' for every AP you spend even if you are not using the item.
      • For example, if you fuel your chainsaw and change blocks or heal yourself, you will lose one 'ammo' for the chainsaw. It is idling as you did something else.
      • The text "Your chainsaw idles." would be added onto the action text for anything you do that does not include your fueled chainsaw.
      • The text "Your chainsaw sputters and runs out of fuel." would be added to any message when your chainsaw runs out of gasoline.
    • Hits for 8 damage.
    • Chance of hitting is 15%.
    • Fuel cans would get a drop-down if you have a chainsaw and there is a generater in the room. You can then chose which item to fuel.
    • Chainsaws would start when fueled, just like a pistol being loaded.
    • Player sees the number of attacks left next to their fueled chainsaw, just like a gun.
    • An empty chainsaw cannot attack.
    • Takes a massive (but needed for fairness) 4 item slots.
    • Does double damage to barricades and other such items.

At this point you are doing 8 damage, with a 15% chance, fuel is basically used like weapon ammo. It is currently better than basic axe, but it does not have infinite ammo. It is not as good as guns, but it doesn't use a bullet up with each attack.

  • Chainsaw Skill ("Chainsaw Massacare")
    • The first new Zombie Hunter skill since Headshot! This is because chainsaws can be mastered, but only a Zombie Hunter would be skilled enough to have learned to effectively use this tool on other people without doing harm to himself or completely missing, or getting the chainsaw stuck!
    • Increases chance to hit by 20%

At this point you are doing 8 damage, with a 35% chance to hit. It does not have the best hit rate, but it does have the third best damage (after flare and shotguns) and you only need to watch your fuel while doing other actions. I think the fact that it is not infinite use, and uses up ammo if you leave it idling makes it fit in well with the current weapons.

This suggestion was deleted by Jedaz within moments of posting. Guess no one wants Chainsaws that work like this.

What is your problem?

You seem to intrude in a number of people's (including mine) business in order to post hateful comments. Why do you keep following me around to nag me? I'm not interested in you and have already told you so. If you stop pestering me, you sure won't have to engage in dialogue with me as I don't really have any desire to talk to you. No offense.Jjames 00:15, 20 August 2006 (BST)

You seek drama and purposefully invite others to reprimand you for your sins. The Lord God just reversed your gender. Enjoy. -- (The Lord God) Pray 00:21, 20 August 2006 (BST)
You do realise that making a joke out of God is seeking drama and purposefully inviting others to remrimand you for it don't you? Also, jumping in to other peoples conflicts and insulting people too. BTW if bob's anti-religous discrimination policy passes, you do realize anyone could make a case that you are denigrating christianity, judaism, islam, athiesm, and probably a few others? You should probably change your vote before you get banned.Jjames 00:31, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God is not a joke, my son. The Devil has your tongue. You may also note that the Lord God goes not claim to be the Lord of one specific religion, so you are wrong for the hundred and fifteenth time. The Lord counts these things. -- (The Lord God) Pray 00:49, 20 August 2006 (BST)
You denigrate any monotheistic religion by mocking God. You make jokes about being divine and mock others for their lack of divinity. That could easily fall under religious discrimination or insults. Also, only the judeo/christian God uses verbage such as yours. Please don't be coy, you aren't good at it. Anyway, it seems like you aren't interested in a serious conversation with anyone, so I'm thru with you.Jjames 00:59, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God does nothing of the sort. To be sure if the Lord was in the mood for a serious conversation, it would not be with a fake white supremecist. Bless you and good day, my son. -- (The Lord God) Pray 01:07, 20 August 2006 (BST)

I have to go with Jjames on this one. You apparently enjoy running around and sticking "The Lord God says blah blah blah, and it shall be so! Bless you, my son." or something like that. --Gold Blade 00:27, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Then you agree with the wrong entity. The Lord God offers you opportunity to show that no one else ever comments on anything. Then and only then should you say the Lord God cannot. The Lord God is also less obscene and inflammatory than some others who interject at every given opportunity. -- (The Lord God) Pray 00:29, 20 August 2006 (BST)
Technically, yes. You are less inflammitory than most. However, when you read it by meaning, you are possibly the most flaming person I have ever met. Noone else ever comments on anything? Mabye not without acting like a moron. Honestly, pretending to be God and talking all holy is really transparent and lame. --Gold Blade 00:35, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God finds the idea of calling someone pretending to be God "transparent" to be quite humorous. God would hope none would think such a thing to be true... except for the Lord's account on this wiki, of course... -- (The Lord God) Pray 00:47, 20 August 2006 (BST)
I have one thing: Prove that you really are God by giving me 1 million. --Gold Blade 00:54, 20 August 2006 (BST)
Done. The Lord God has given you more than 1 million cells which comprise your mortal form. There is your proof. -- (The Lord God) Pray 00:55, 20 August 2006 (BST)
Already had that. No dice. (plus, learn biology. 1 million cells would make up about 1 square inch.) --Gold Blade 00:59, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord God said "More than 1 million". Bless you, my child. -- (The Lord God) Pray 01:07, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Human Gold Blade said 1 million. You did more. Still no dice. That, and please, never call me your child in any way again. Its just plain creepy. --Gold Blade 01:25, 20 August 2006 (BST)
What about "My Precious"? -- (The Lord God) Pray 02:37, 20 August 2006 (BST)
...or sweetcheeks? --Kiki Lottaboobs 02:51, 20 August 2006 (BST)


I was going to step right into it and ask you if you are seeing hagnat's claims, but then realized that an omniscience comment would follow. I also was going to comment on the report and voice my opinion there that the case is weak, but you (and most people) know that already. Staying out of the conversation is probably the best thing. Intimidation didn't work on you, so now it's insinuation and scandal. Anyway, (and I'm sure you know this) they're spending soooo much of their time centering their universe around anything they don't like, and for some reason that's you... okay, I'm sure there's a supreme being angle in there, too. From what I've seen, this wiki community is poisoned with bitterness and spite and anger and hatred. Even when I write and read and re-write a post to make sure it can't be read wrong, I still get sass from some of the regulars.
Frankly, if Amazing acted like you do, I think I would've been on his side. That being said, I have no interest in a wiki war. But I did want to say that I think you make a good addition to this community, and I'd hate to see the venom of this place turn you Old Testament. Anyway, that's all I wanted to say. Peace. --Kiki Lottaboobs 01:58, 20 August 2006 (BST)

If it helps at all, I don't dislike you. I am still suspicious of how fast you 'learned' how to do things on the wiki. It took me forever. That however, is a very weak claim--GageASS 02:01, 20 August 2006 (BST)

The Lord thanks you both for your support, or at least lack of the opposite. The Lord God was contacted extremely early on when first accused of being Undeadinator, asking if he was Amazing or someone else who will remain nameless. From that point the Lord became aware of what was to come, but thought it would not go very far. It seems the Lord has too much confidence in his creations from time to time. First Sodom and now this. Well you're all crazy if you think the Lord is going to manifest another gigantic flood! The first was tiring enough. -- (The Lord God) Pray 02:39, 20 August 2006 (BST)

"First Sodom and now this."? You essentially said that some man-on-man action was wrong, but passing your daughters around instead is not? Yet you wonder why shit like that happens? There's a reason a lot of people think Judaism/Christianity/Catholicism/Etc. is a complete crock of shit. This is just part of it. –Xoid STFU! 06:31, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord works in mysterious ways. One should not assume that they know the entirity of God's plan. -- (The Lord God) Pray 06:36, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Revisionist History

Someone explain this to the Lord.

... -- (The Lord God) Pray 04:18, 20 August 2006 (BST)

probably the result of someone getting piss drunk--GageASS 04:57, 20 August 2006 (BST)

That would be one of THE greatest things to happen to the modern world. --CaptainM 05:00, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Fresh Prince is one of the best shows evar! Jump on it! Jump on it! Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:06, 20 August 2006 (BST)
...ugh--GageASS 05:09, 20 August 2006 (BST)
That is great,indeed, but not better than this:

Yeah, I wanted to put that image somewhere.--Thari T/C/TJ! 05:10, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Anyone notice the iPod ? -- (The Lord God) Pray 05:33, 20 August 2006 (BST)

That doesn't look like an iPod. Maybe it's a tape player. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:41, 20 August 2006 (BST)
The Lord is skeptical. It's almost exactly the size of a tape itself. Where would the buttons be? -- (The Lord God) Pray 05:47, 20 August 2006 (BST)
One of them mini tapes maybe. Buttons would be on the parts not seen. Or maybe it's just a prop of a tape player? Since you's Hollywood and all. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:48, 20 August 2006 (BST)

Congratulations, You're Permabanned, Amazing.

I have word from one of your insiders that you are, in fact, Amazing. May "God" have mercy on your soul. –Xoid STFU! 07:57, 20 August 2006 (BST)

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