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Archived on 25 Nov 2006 ,14 Dec 2006 and 21 Dec 2006

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Reconnaissence Report

I have finished scouting out the blocks that surround Fort Perryn in Pennville and Whittenside. There seems to be a moderate congregation of decrepit creatures in the sector directly south of the fort. Unfortunately, I could not decipher whether they were zombies or just members of the Rolling Stones. You can analyze the map and judge for yourself by clicking here. These shots were taken on 12/20/06 at 3:30 PM Central time (I believe thats 9:30 PM GMT).

The fort itself, however, is surrounded by zombies and smells of urine and goat cheese. This is what the outside of the fort looked like at 5:30 PM CST (the outside of the northern buildings could not be seen):


There were also 3 zombies playing hackysack inside the gatehouse. I will stay in the area until daylight tomorrow unless given further instructions. Over and out! --Skitchipoo 23:55, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

Goddamn, Skitchi, you do not feth around! Good job!!  ::Elbows Manning in the ribs:: Now THAT'S the kind of recon I'm talking about. Skitch, we've got a few extra boiled rats for you, when you return, and a fresh bottle of mojo, directly from my own private still.
I'm going to digest this data, and see if we can come up with some kind of plan to take this fort back from the zed-heads. -- Jon D'oh 01:17, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey now! I don't recon remember? Im always too drunk! I'll blow those ugly bastards to hell though! Viva la...f-it. John Manning 01:25, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Skitch, on your way back, if you can work it out, we could also use some recon on the area surrounding The Garniss Building, in Southwest-Central Scarletwood. I've gotten some traffic that the Garniss Building is going to be ground zero for a some organized feral undead activity. Don't put yourself in any unnecessary danger. We're looking for the best place for us to apply ourselves. By the way, good eye. According to S-2, that was indeed Keith Richards playing hacky(nut)sack in the Ft Perryn Gatehouse. Yes, you can let your imagination run free as to what they was using for a hackysack. I'll be sitting with my legs crossed for the rest of the evening. -- Jon D'oh 01:30, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

I have no idea what you speak of and I is happy for that fact. Is good scouting job, though, very efficient. Is worthy of Red Army. To help take fort back would be great feat, worthy of much bragging. Is there NT nearby? For I sense death in future. Also, Peeko site no work, and when I use IE to go to site, it speaks of Firefox 1.5. Do I go insane? And Peeko wiki no work either. Is frustrating. Maybe I clear cache and try again. And I still no find red lights! Grrrr....--Lachryma 01:37, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Ay, Czarina, there are 3 NT buildings in Whittenside, 2 of which are within 4 AP of the gatehouse, one of those is a straight shot via freerunning. As for the Peeko, the proper URL is click HERE. It's running aces for me, and I'm using 2.0 -- Jon D'oh 04:41, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Heyas, I made a page to put all of our scouting reports on, you can access it by clicking here. Link to this on your pages and if you wanna, but please feel free to gussy the page up a bit... I'm still learning the specifics of WikiCode. Oh, and Jon D'Oh, thanks for the missions! It gives me something to do that's Urban Dead related other than surf the UD Wiki. Plus it makes me feel important =) --Skitchipoo 21:28, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Dude, you woke up already important :o) Good job on the scouting, really. I'll tinker with what you got up there, although, it already looks cool. -- Jon D'oh 23:21, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

What do ya'll think about this . . .

With the increased zed activity in Danversbank, and Skitchi's most excellent recon of of the Ft Perryn area, I think we can keep ourselves quite busy by addressing both of these areas simultaneously.

I've been eyeballing the Somerside Drive Police Dept, in Whittenside. It's right on the border with Danversbank, and a short (8 AP) walk from the front gates of Ft Perryn. I think between the two locations, we can stay as busy as we want to be, while continuing to marshall our forces for a full facial . . . er. . . I mean . . . uh . . . FRONTAL . . . yeah, that's it . . . assault on Ft Perryn.

Give me your input, ya'll. If you can dig it, I'll make my way there and start setting up shop. -- Jon D'oh 23:31, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Well, I am about almost fully locked stocked and loaded. I have about 12+ shotguns looking to unload plus some pistols and extra ammo. As long as our base of ops is secure I am happy. I don't like people shitting in my rat stew.John Manning 00:51, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Nyet. First off, GC is not in the area yet. So we'd have like 4 people hanging around, waiting to get eaten. Secondly, holding a safehouse, defending the suburb next door, and retaking a fort is a lot of work, no? Thirdly, why the hell are we going to retake a fort? They are survivor deathtraps (wooo, I got a wall protecting me! Wait, I can't get out...And you have to keep the armoury and gate at VS, which sucks) and we'd be labeled as a couple of moronic trenchcoater groups. If we cleared the fort, then left...That'd be more fun, and classier too. Fourthly, we all saw how using a PD worked at Caiger...Everybody in GC was low on ammo!
Thus I submit alternative plan: Go to Nichols place, help hold, and clear/secure places in the 'bank. With mall we have supply, with Ridley place we have glory, and I have feeling there is zombies in area, maybe. Clearing Fort would be decent plan, or something completely random is fun too (Repopulate ghost town of Lukinswood! Turn into zombie group! Move to zoo!)--Lachryma 05:50, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

I wasn't necessarily talking about doing ALL of those things at the same time but, we certainly wouldn't be bored. There's a name to be made for ourselves around here, I'm merely providing available opportunities and options for such. After the last two fiascos at Blackmore, and Caiger . . . the only name to be made is by being sheeple, and not wanton destroyers of zombie pusbags, the subject of bedtime stories to scare the living shit out of little miscreant children who don't eat their vegetables, wash behind their ears and won't play UD.

But, that's just me :o) -- Jon D'oh 06:21, 22 December 2006 (UTC)

Hmm...Is interesting. We must wait for GC to arrive, so we have time. Also, I suggest waiting for holidays to be over before launching big fight. We discuss later. In other news, I go to Osmondville, is dangerous place. I heal many and I sense zombie presence (Is old Soviet skill). While we wait we can help there, for they need it.--Lachryma 00:17, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

No problem, Czarina. I'm actually down in the area now, futzing around and getting a lay of the land. It doesn't appear too terribly busy here. I'm about 4 - 5 AP from the front gate of Ft Perryn now. Everything is very over-barricaded. Aside from that, it could be fun. -- Jon D'oh 00:30, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

There is no mall there, yes? So I stay near HQ, keep supplied, and watch for GC people. Have fun in south, and I mail you case of scotch. You should get package in...oh, March or so.--Lachryma 00:33, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

In other news, moderator man blanked your HQ page, so I wrote things and put them on Howarth Boulevard Railway Station page. Also, Wall of Martyrs was blanked, for is no neutral thing, yes? You can no put propaganda on location page, but what I wrote is witty yet neutral. Is lovely, no?--Lachryma 04:51, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Manning is going to kill

I am going to kill those in our HQ who aren't respecting it. Constantly is something being sprayed over our sign. Soon, I will enforce my law of only us and those we know shall be allowed to enter. It will be ugly but I am in no mood for these wee-tards.

John Manning 13:44, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Um . . . perhaps not the best policy. More savvy to get a can of spray paint, and fix it. Getting put up on the PK boards isn't going to help anybody. -- Jon D'oh 19:38, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

You take all the fun out of vengence. Im tell you I am have the day filled with Mar-tards. John Manning 20:34, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

I notice annoying graffiti thing too, and I plan to invite person to chat on my talk page. Should work, maybe they can be convinced of foolishness of action, no?--Lachryma 20:47, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Sounds like a plan, other wise.. there may be an unfortunate accident? =) John Manning 21:04, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Like Manning is hunted through streets of Malton for evil deed? That kind of accident?--Lachryma 21:05, 24 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, like, what she said, and stuff . . . -- Jon D'oh 03:51, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Emma7 has destroyed the genny, and they have spraypainted our sign again. They don't seem willing to discuss maters. I am willing to risk the PK list if given the go ahead! John Manning 19:26, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

I don't mind taggers so much, but GK'ing is a terminable offense. You see her, put the screws to her. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SCREENSHOT EVIDENCE OF GK'ING BEFORE YOU GAK HER. -- Jon D'oh 23:44, 26 December 2006 (UTC)

Unfortunely Screen shots at work are impossible. I tried to figure out a way to do it but nothing would work. I will try to out play them but they are getting mouthy and I dont like mouthy people. {gets a nervous tick while holding a loaded shot gun} John Manning 00:01, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

Hey, I was in your base the other day and those degenerates were still in there, and they spraypainted over your graffiti again. I can remember what it said exactly, but it was something offensive towards your group. --Zombie slay3r 02:24, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Hold on, someone spraypainted over their babble with something else. Those troglodytes are still in the building though. --Zombie slay3r 02:32, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

To hell with them. To hell with them all. We're all back up at Caiger, fighting the good fight. Let those seditious cowards do what they will with our desecrated home. It's theirs, and I hope they're inside when it burns. -- Jon D'oh 06:27, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

That is much anger for simple railroad place. Perhaps you be nice to 13 year olds?--Lachryma 23:22, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

Merry Christmas to EVERYONE in AlQilya and Ghetto Cow

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all of our friends and compatriots. Rest well in the knowledge that the fat bastard in the red suit is NOT a zed. Also, please note that everyone has a fresh bottle of scotch under your pillows, directly from my private stock.

I am proud to call each and every one of you my friend. Cheers! -- Jon D'oh 03:50, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Caiger Fething Mall

Thank you for kind holiday message. Is warming to heart. Meanwhile, fellow GC leader helped take Caiger Mall, and zombie anger ensues. I suggest we go help for 4th siege, for NT places need to be held or we have 3rd siege all over again. We go to Latrobe, have fun like Blackmore, and get glory. I go no matter what others say, but I extend kind offer to AlQilya to join fun, just as you welcomed us to Gulsonside-home. I go north tomorrow, with or without brave zed-killers.--Lachryma 03:59, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Back to Caiger Fething Mall

After witnessing first-hand the idiocy of those we thought we were leaving to go protect, it has been determined that they simply aren't worth saving. Feth them. Feth them all. I honestly can't believe the stupidity and coward mentality of those people. Please, somebody, ANYBODY, if I start talking like that, please, PLEASE, PLEASE put one right between my fething eyes.

We're on our way back to Caiger. I'm currently holed-up outside of Nichols Mall, and should be on-station at the Laimbeer building by this time tomorrow. Some intel about the area we're moving to would be splendid. :o) -- Jon D'oh 05:42, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

I tell you that fools hiding in safe suburbs is lame, but noooo, you take time to figure out! Well, is good you come to join us. There is 50 people in Latrobe but almost as many zombies outside. Is vaguely scary. Also, Anchorman is dead, but hopefully I can revive. In other news I find nice group in Caiger, called Malton Girl Scouts. You should make contact, they is your type.--Lachryma 17:25, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Not sure what kind of guy you take me for with a comment like that . . . Up until now I had always considered myself a higher class pervert than that. Hmmm, perhaps it would be time for some introspection. :o) I'm currently just outside the zoo in Ketchelbank, and am making my way towards Caiger now. Where is the SAFE safehouse? -- Jon D'oh 22:17, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

I stay in the Horder Motel, is safe...was safe.--Lachryma 22:22, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Now you say. . . ::sigh:: I just passed you. Now I'm in the factory 1SE of Laimbeer in Richmond Hills. I'm down to just a couple of AP. You want to move to me, or you want me to try and move back to you? If you're worried, move up to the Telfer Bldg (2N, 1E) of your current location. That's where I left from. It's quite safe. -- Jon D'oh 22:29, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Fool, I is in Latrobe, 1E of Caiger Fething Mall! Read giant paragraph below! When I go through Ketchelplace few days ago, motel was safe. See you in Latrobe tomorrow!--Lachryma 22:32, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Dang . . . She gaks me with an F-bomb.  ::sigh:: . . . She loves me . . . -- Jon D'oh 00:24, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Gak? I hear that before, and it has something to do with where I get 'feth'. Hmmm... And if you think calling one 'fool'=love, you is drinking too much.--Lachryma 00:31, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Gak = in gamer terms, (not sure where you've heard this) to get 'gakked' is to be assaulted with, killed, pwned, etc. The reference I used is related to 'being slapped with a trout'. In this reference, 'Gak' and 'Feth' could not be further apart. I think this is perhaps a telling insight to the Russian psyche :o) -- Jon D'oh 04:46, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

Is interesting. In series of books I read (military sci-fi called First and Only, best author I ever read) I pick up on 'feth' and use everyday (it is no offensive and not overused like 'fuck') and in same series 'gak' is also used. Perhaps author stole from gaming community? Or other way around? In any case, people I know now use 'feth' without thought. Is lovely.--Lachryma 04:59, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

LOL, you two are hilarious. Start a sitcom. Make millions. --Skitchipoo 07:37, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

I can see it now . . . the new Fox series When Zombies Attack: The Caiger Chronicles heh heh heh, sign me up :o) -- Jon D'oh 03:22, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

It have to be on HBO, due to profanity, blood, extreme nudity (Put shirt back on, Stitch!), and excessive amount of Soviet flags. I would watch though.--Lachryma 06:30, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

Horrifying Tales of Caiger and Latrobe

Today was interesting as--Feth it, this Russian accent is a lot of work. Anyway, today, a few hours before I hit max AP, I logged in. To my horror, 15 zeds had broken in to Latrobe and were wiping the place with blood. I promptly ran to Caiger...Then I realized I could stop a few deaths, so I ran back to Latrobe and started healing people. After getting about 5 survivors on their feet, the zeds noticed me. After seeing that I was being eviscerated, I fled to Caiger to regroup. I had 1 HP!! After healing myself up to 51 HP and grabbing some medkits, I went back to Latrobe. Now there was 19 zombies and even more hurt people. I could only heal a couple before getting attacked again (being active moves you to the bottom of the list of people). This time I was infected too. After repeating my patented move of running to the mall and healing, I returned to heal one last guy before limping to the mall with 20 HP. Whew, that was fun! Aren't you excited to come here? My inventory was full of medkits, but now I'm completely out, despite finding about 8 more today. Imagine how your ammo supply will be!--Lachryma 22:10, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

Here's A New One For Ya'll

Caiger Fething Mall Defiant Caiger Mall Defender
This user or group is dedicated to the defense of Caiger Fething Mall, and to maintaining its free flow of liquor at market prices.

Hither to, and hence forth forever forward referred to as Caiger Fething Mall. -- Jon D'oh 14:43, 4 January 2007 (UTC)

I believe I speak for most people when I say "WTF?" Cyberbob  Talk  14:49, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
Um, WTF w/ the WTF, over? :o) -- Jon D'oh 14:59, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
Go away, mod man. This is private talk page, none of your business. Is lovely template, but make link work and maybe I put on GC page. In other news, my computer break, I fix, and it work for 5 minute for breaking again. I is on equally broken laptop that runs for 10 minute then die. I is down to reading zombie books in free time. Is...not lovely. Also, I is dead and at cemetary. Is as boring there as having broken computer.--Lachryma 04:29, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Well if most people consist of the nobody cares what you think dept then I guess you do speak for most people =) It is definitely interesting. Im sorry your PC broke Lach, what is it doing? John Manning 05:08, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Pesky link fixed in template. Gorram fething case sensitive code . . . Czarina, you couldn't have a broken computer around two more capable guys. How can we help? -- Jon D'oh 15:07, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Power supply die, for third time. I replace, I is happy, it works, then it freezes. I restart, it no work. Moniter is dead, mouse is dead, so I think motherboard somehow is killed by new power supply. I plan to call power supply people to fix or replace, should work. Thanks for concern, though.--Lachryma 20:10, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Ewww... Don't feel bad, I went through gods own supply of computers to learn it was my speakers killing my machines. Didn't think it possible, but it was. John Manning 21:20, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, I get claws on working laptop. Is 6 or more years old, is slower then average zombie, and have problem with Blue Screen, but it work. Power supply people offer to replace part, so maybe I have normal computer soon. In other news, I have 2 comics written, but no in MS Paint. Maybe I put up soon, maybe not. Also, GC gets new member, and Latrobe holds. Is good. Same with D'oh diary.--Lachryma 23:10, 8 January 2007 (UTC)

Glad to hear you're still amongst the vertical and sucking air, Czarina. Tonight I shall drink to the Computer Gods, and make an offering of sobriety at their alter in hopes of a speedy system recovery for you. -- Jon D'oh 14:45, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

How about you offer computer to gods? That work well, if you believe opiate for masses. I die a lot at Caiger, but revives is quick. Is good for health.--Lachryma 20:12, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

I shall sacrifice a Macintosh at the alter of the Computer Gods, in effort to win their favor, and grant peace & stability to your ailing computer. -- Jon D'oh 21:19, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Is good. I hate Macs. In other news, I diffuse tensions on Knights Templar talk page. I is expert diplomat.--Lachryma 00:34, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Damn Lach, you got some fire under your belly! I just read their talk page, and I'm pretty sure that argument would have escalated to lots of hair pulling and indian burns in Kempsterbank. Way to answer the call, I had no clue until just now. JD, your template is awesome! I am currently posting it on my Wikipage, and I'm thinking about using the word "feth" in my daily life. I wonder if it'll catch on... --Skitchipoo 07:34, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Glad you enjoy it, but Lachryma gets full credit for introducing it into the lexicon. -- Jon D'oh 19:34, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

In a way. Dan Abnett invent word, uses in Gaunt's Ghost series. I just use word constantly, and apparently it is good. Knights Templar thing is just newbies bothering big group. They in safe suburb, so whole thing is dumb, with a taint of trenchcoater thrown in.--Lachryma 21:06, 10 January 2007 (UTC)

Soviet Caiger, Safe Malton, and Other Lies

Sorry for heading, is random. Where is D'oh man? Did he...get permanent death? Is there needed to be wake and then vengeance kills? Or is D'oh...busy?! Is lovely, either way. In other news, I convince newbs who bother Knights Templar to come to Caiger. I is beyond expert diplomat, I is expert tactician. Also, GC get's ten members, but no on stat page. Is annoying, but is understandable (lazy member no play now). Here, have rat, come back to wiki D'oh man! Also, I get new laptop, is shiny.--Lachryma 03:11, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Welcome back, Czarina. 'tis good to hear from you. Rumors of my demise have be greatly exaggerated. For the record, I don't need to be dead in order for vengeance-killing parties to be held in my honor :o)
Congrats on the shiny new laptop! What'd you get? -- Jon D'oh 21:08, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Is Dell E1505. Has Radeon graphics card, Core 2 duo, and 1 gig ram. Is perfect for playing UD. I see you in mall, but you no come to open bar at Latrobe? Is sad. Diary is lovely, as usual, but I no understand: Why kill zeds outside? They get up with no problem, and time is better spent reviving poor fools. Is personal opinion, though. Also, I now have 3 comics. Maybe soon I slap one on wiki. Do you want 'The 4th Siege of Caiger Mall-A running commentary', 'A balanced, fair, and unbiased evaluation of zombies', or 'Life in Malton'? Is your choice.--Lachryma 23:21, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

One comic series to rule them all, and in the darkness read them
I love them all, post all of them! -- Jon D'oh 00:32, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Of course, but which first? Also, I put new interview on my page, is vaguely interesting.--Lachryma 00:35, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

PS: Congrats on 100 zeds killed! According to stats page, only 11,000 more to go!--Lachryma 01:09, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Let's start with the 4th Siege of Caiger Mall Commentary first. And thank you for the accolades, I think it's time for a shower, now ::snicker:: -- Jon D'oh 04:38, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Is good choice, for that is one I already start work on. Great minds think alike, as Lenin said. Shower is good for health too.--Lachryma 18:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

The famous open bar of Latrobe

I see you and Manning come to Latrobe, finally. Is lovely. Here, have rat. I find it squirming through barricade, running from 180 zombies outside. Is nice to be in building under siege, no? No more hiding in mall, no more hogging scotch, and no more boring nights!--Lachryma 05:41, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Alternatively, there is alot to be said for a nice quiet corner table, and a good bottle of scotch. Allow me to introduce a new slogan: Zed free, the way to be. -- Jon D'oh 13:28, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Peace is good and I is now sad to take peace from you. Perhaps zombies go away one day...Is bloody miracle, but I put new comic up. Is not best work, and is applicable to old events, but it matches recent events closely too. I is genius.--Lachryma 00:01, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

While nothing was worth your unexpected absence, the new comic comes as close as possible to being such. Good job. -- Jon D'oh 15:24, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Ah, you is too kind. Comic uses recycled joke in last frame, is not so good. But I work on 'Life in Malton', probably have up today. I laugh every time I read that one, so you should like far better then current comic.--Lachryma 22:04, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

PS: Comic is up, please provide feedback. I think is lovely, but I no know for sure.--Lachryma 00:09, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

You are indeed correct. Is lovely :o) -- Jon D'oh 21:41, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

You like? Then my life is complete. Also, I make signature, is nice.--Lachryma 23:03, 21 January 2007 (UTC)


Here, is for you:

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given John D'oh a rat for putting up with her Czarina ways.

Also, look at this, I think you like.--Lachryma 00:54, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Is lovely. Brings a nostalgic tear to an old warhorse jarhead's eye. :o) -- Jon D'oh 02:42, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Diary is amazing, as usual. Do you plan to see zombie lifestyle from dead eyes? It would be fun, if one is bored of life. Just option, and I laugh in your face when you try to eat people.--Lachryma 05:23, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Just something I'm playing around with right now. Although, I don't have any plans to jump from the window any time soon. We'll have some fun with it. :o) -- Jon D'oh 13:20, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Then I eagerly await next diary, and tension is killing me, in good way. Also, why you don't put rat template on page? Are you ashamed of it? I is just curious.--Lachryma 18:35, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

I was hardly ashamed of my rat-gift. I wasn't sure if I should post it, or eat it. :o) Thank you for my pet rat. I shall name it Vasily, in honor of great Russian hero, Vasily Zaitsev.

I doubt rat is good sniper, but is worth try. You have seen "Enemy at the Gates"? Moving along, I is intrigued by diary. You have read "World War Z"? It describe cloudy eyes, says is caused by no blinking.--Lachryma 05:45, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Yup, saw enemy at the gates, loved it. Nope, haven't read WWZ, but, I am deeply intrigued by the title. Explanation makes sense. :o) -- Jon D'oh 04:07, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

You no read famous zombie book? Is tale of almost worldwide death by zombies, written by same one who did "Zombie Survivor Guide". Here, is link. I love Russia parts, and you will love America marine parts. Is where I get inspiration for my interviews, is highly recommended. For an example of the American part, a defensive line is sent up along the Rockies, with California used as a manufacturing center/breadbasket. A mega horde of nearly 200 million zombies shambles across the rest of the country. This all happens way later in the book, after the Great Panic, Israel's voluntary quarantine, and the actual infection starting in China. You'll love it, I promise.--Lachryma 04:21, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Holy feth!

Yesterday, there is large break-in, around 45 undead ones at same time at Latrobe. Now there is 190 zeds outside, 270 bodies. Siege just got interesting, no?--Lachryma 21:05, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

I discovered the break-in by accident, and gave the zombies all of my ammunition for their trouble. Was lovely. :o) -- Jon D'oh 22:21, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

And I die without even noticing break in. Is glorious.--Lachryma 22:57, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Where are you, I have a needle with your name on it, Czarina. -- Jon D'oh 19:43, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

No, I is lucky, get revived. Now GC is in Herman, helping revive others. Is mall safe? For I hear bad things...--Lachryma 23:18, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

We're still holding the upper left corner, but Latrobe is going to be an uphill battle to retake. Glad you're among the living, Czarina. -- Jon D'oh 02:01, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm...I send non-revivers to NW corner of mall, but most of GC stay in NT place, for revives is important, no? And I no hold my breath for Latrobe.--Lachryma 02:03, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

::sigh:: Is lovely. -- Jon D'oh 02:48, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Caiger Fething Mall Part, like, 3

So, I hear famous mall is eaten? Again? GC stays in area, help with revives, then we plan to join fight at Shearbank. You like to stop Mall Tour '07?--Lachryma 23:35, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Color me in, but unfortunately, I'll have to shamble my way there, as I am currently without a pulse. Is sad. -- Jon D'oh 19:17, 8 February 2007 (UTC)
Where's a good entry point? I'm face down here in Shearbank. Having been revived, I'm waiting for enough AP to stand up and get inside. -- Jon D'oh 22:03, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

St. Christopher's Church (1 W of Whippey, 1N1W of NW corner of mall) is entry point. GC is in Caiger area for few more days, then we move. Hold Whippey NT and good luck!--Lachryma 23:23, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

PS: Pretty please make free running map for lazy members? From Herman to Stickling?--Lachryma 23:37, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the info. I'm alive, vertical and in the NE corner of Stickling Mall, pending full healing. I'll build a route for ya'll tonight, and post a link for you here. -- Jon D'oh 18:17, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Look, I make user page pretty! Also, see this. And I see you in Whippey, is lovely.--Lachryma 05:15, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

Mall Tour is scary

Today, I see 320 zombies outside Whippey. I no have seen so many before...have you?--Lachryma 03:19, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Only in the movies, Czarina :o) -- Jon D'oh 14:23, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Current count is 308 as of this post -- Jon D'oh 14:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
I use math, is 7 zombies for every half hour. Is lovely.--Lachryma 23:07, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Many T'anks

Many thanks go out to Dag for the most fastidious revive. Have a rat, on me. :o) -- Jon D'oh 15:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

I think I've seen you in a past life...

Hey buddy, I just wanted to let you know that it was I who attacked you while you were sleeping in Nichols Mall today (with my zed alt, of course). I specifically saw your name when I busted through... MUHAHAHAHA! Anyways, I haven't see you around. What's AlOilya up to these days? --Skitchipoo 00:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

GC has group of zombie alts, and we see you at Nichols. Apparently they take you down to 40 HP, is lovely. In other news, two malls die after Stickling in just few days, is scary. But GC might go back to 'bank, will be like old times! Scotch for you if I see you in Blackmore!--Lachryma 00:30, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

New Plan

I see you in Nichols, and I think of new plot: While we wait for Mall Tour to attack mall, how about we take over 2 buildings in Ridleybank (one as powered zombie lure, other to sleep in) and have fun until evil rat-eating tour shows up? Is good plan?--Lachryma 21:54, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Pardon the unintentional pun . . . but I'll bite ::snicker:: -- Jon D'oh 18:15, 5 March 2007 (UTC)

Ah, is lovely. I find good targets in near future...also, not all of GC is in area, and we wouldn't want to waltz into 'bank with small numbers, yes?--Lachryma 18:22, 5 March 2007 (UTC)


Have you noticed that you have been attacked by the same zombie recently? Is it this one? :P --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 00:11, 24 March 2007 (UTC)