User talk:Kempy/Old School Ric Flair

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Bring it on!



So...

WOOOOO, that's YOU! Now I have to make an alt called "Pasta ad Hulkster" who wears a chef hat. -- Spiderzed 14:49, 29 October 2010 (BST)

PPV gold! Sly.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 14:56, 29 October 2010 (BST)
...and if being PKed by Pastamania Hulkster isn't scary enough, then he can still threaten to sing -- Spiderzed 15:04, 29 October 2010 (BST)
GAH... I submit!! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 15:15, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Hm, I see that "Old Skool Lou Albano" is also still available... Wearing: a dark red baseball cap, a pale blue long-sleeved shirt, a pair of dark red trousers and a pair of brown leather shoes. Decisions, decision. -- Spiderzed 15:38, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Nooooo... you're doing him wrong. He's gotta look like this. Maximum PK lulz. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 15:43, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Done Now I just need freerunning to assemble my wardrobe and start my rampage on Ric Flair. -- Spiderzed 15:54, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Lol.gif Brilliant! But KNOW THIS... DON'T THINK, for ONE SECOND... the Nature Boy, WOOOOOOOO.... will go easy on you cos you're dead. I will SLAP YOU BACK to Stamford... and McMahon, will pay for your funeral, ALL OVER AGAIN. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:00, 29 October 2010 (BST)
WOOOOOOOO!!! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:01, 29 October 2010 (BST)
I have been in WRESTLING for FOURTY-FIVE YEARS. NOBODY, BUT NOBODY KNOWS WRESTLING LIKE ME. I'M CAPTAIN LOU, AND SMACKING DOWN YOU! -- Spiderzed 16:35, 29 October 2010 (BST)

You were pretty close to running into Captain Lou. He slept in Felix General some hours before your strike. -- Spiderzed 12:00, 5 November 2010 (UTC)

Iiiiinteresting. Shifty.gif ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 12:14, 5 November 2010 (UTC)

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...Now someone needs to make an Undertaker, Triple H, John Cena, Rey Mysterio, etc. and we can move WWE into Urban Dead. xD --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:40, 29 October 2010 (BST)

JACK... Don't CHEAPEN my page talking about that Mickey Mouse operation. JIM CROCKETT PROMOTIONS BABY... that's what it's ALL ABOUT... We MAIN EVENT... the WRESTLING WORLD.



WOOOOOOOO!!! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 15:52, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Fine. Kurt Angle. Or Hulk Hogan. Nick Foley is good, too. Does that work for ya? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 15:57, 29 October 2010 (BST)
...'Nick' Foley? ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:01, 29 October 2010 (BST)
'Twas a typo. N and M are right next to each other on the keyboard, ya know... -_- --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:11, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Hey, you sit Mick Foley on your keyboard there's no room for Nick. Whoever he is. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:13, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Ah whatever. The Rock will pwn the Nature Boy any day of the week. =P --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 16:17, 29 October 2010 (BST)
Tosses his shades aside, takes off jacket and rips open his shirt
THE ROCK?! YOU'RE BEGINNING TO PISS ME OFF JACK... The Rock has NOTHING on the Nature Boy... NOTHING!!!
Struts
NOTHING! WOOOOOOOO!!! ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:26, 29 October 2010 (BST)

THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR

WHEN THE WARRIOR COMES DOWN FROM THE MOUNTAIN TOP, PUMPED AND STOKED WITH THE INJECTION OF THE GODS ABOVE WHO HAVE BLESSED HIM WITH THE FURY OF THE ANGER OF THE VIOLENCE OF WAR, HE WILL SEND YOUR CAREER INTO A SCREAMING NOSE DIVE OF FEAR WITH THE FIGHT OF YOUR LIFE SO PREPARE FOR THE POWER OF THE WARRIOR WHICH FLOWS THROUGH THE VEINS OF THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR. Nothing to be done! 16:14, 29 October 2010 (BST)

Now LISTEN UP MEATHEAD... and let this sink into that THICK SKULL... You were never NOTHING... but a poor mans Sting. You're all SHOW... and NO GO.
You step into the ring with the Nature Boy and you can be sure of ONE THING... I... will TAKE YOU TO SCHOOL... I'll slap that figure four on you so hard, your leg will be in detention for MONTHS!
So SIT DOWN... and SHUT UP!
The Nature Boy... does NOT do circus freaks. ~ Kempy “YaketyYak” | ◆◆◆ | CAPD | 16:33, 29 October 2010 (BST)