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Hey, I came back from the dead.

No pun intended. Just came back today to check up on things, and I saw some messages left around. What's going on GC wise? Broken dreamsTalk WT 21:09, 11 July 2008 (BST)


You're back! Welcome back, Lach! Where'd you been? Stalking the wiki here and there? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:55, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Books? What are those? Can I burn them? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:05, 27 June 2008 (BST)

Aw.... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:44, 27 June 2008 (BST)

Messing here and there, but since it's the summer, most likely I'll be at the beach, in the pool, at Six Flags, or on the handall courts. And that DJ business? Eh. Spinbad's gone idled for the time being. But, I've got another DJ (rather, a radio talk show host...) running around in Monroeville somewhere... --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 20:49, 27 June 2008 (BST)

Too lazy to get a job right now. Besdies, I still have $200 in my wallet (Yes, I carry that much...). What's wrong? Sore throat? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 10:41, 30 June 2008 (BST)

And a happy frekken Yahoomas to you, too!

This kind of talk -- "Sure it was historical, but dissenting is fun too." -- is a great way to get oneself a permanent job building highways in the Siberian Arctic! :) Now... that aside... Have my pleas to the Soul of the Motherland, not to mention the random rat jokes, worked? Has Lachryma returned??? Shall the Stoli flow freely in celebration, or in lamentation over shattered hopes? .... --WanYao 14:25, 26 June 2008 (BST)

There is no theft. I make my own rat jokes. While acknowledging the contributions and sacrifices of those who came before me... And, the wiki? Meh... what with its dusty users and zealous memories and whatnot... --WanYao 14:27, 27 June 2008 (BST)

There is nothing legal about the way I miss you

Heard M.I.A. playing in a coffee shop the other day and thought of you. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 16:10, 15 April 2008 (BST)

Ruski revolution is good for you. I would read, but I am illiterate. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 17:29, 16 April 2008 (BST)

I have been well. I have a job where I get paid too much money to sit in a cubicle and babysit my customers. I still game. I am headed to NYC for the weekend tonight, after work. Tell me more! --Ev933n / Talk 15:28, 18 April 2008 (BST)

"saw a pow wow, ate frybread"??????? poetry slams are fun. Yep. I no longer travel for a living. Not enough money, and not enough travel. Currently, I am working a 9-5 and partying harder on the weekends. I am saving up for a vacation to Europe. Good times. I went to a party in NYC this weekend, and then a concert in Ithaca NY. Weeeeee--Ev933n / Talk 18:49, 21 April 2008 (BST)

Madrid. Nah, I am bringing a big pile of money with me. --Ev933n / Talk 22:17, 20 May 2008 (BST)

Madrid is the plan for end of Summer / Early Fall. --Ev933n / Talk 23:01, 23 June 2008 (BST)

I miss you in a legal sort of way

thats right your over 18 now so i can lust for you! EW EW EW EW EW EW EW!----SexualharrisonStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 12:49, 9 April 2008 (BST)

Sexualharrison sucks. Balls. ;) -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:49, 12 April 2008 (BST)

My stripper boots are a bit dusty

Heyas, just stopping in to see what some of you are still up to........... Yeah nothing much here either. I'm just focusing on school myself........... Oh that's nice, Berkeley sounds fun. By the way, can I borrow some money............ I can?!? Awesome Lach, you're the best............ No, you can't have this danish, it's mine............ I SAID NO! Stop trying to grab it........... DAMN YOU! Stay away from my pastries!!! -Skitchipoo 06:50, 29 March 2008 (UTC)

A Request

I Would like to do an interview with you if you are still active on the wiki... -- 01:24, 19 March 2008 (UTC) Harvey from the BBC

Update on Nichols Mall

(report updated 09:31, 19 January 2008 (UTC))

Potential 65 zeds already, reports of 110+ approaching. Much overbarricading. Good thing we don't appear to care ;)

Anyway, I'm here. What's the plan?
Oh, yeah, and who's on our team?~~Bubacxo


Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Dux Ducis has given Lachryma a rat for voting the correct way on his and Engel's new policy

--Ducis DuxSlothTalk 10:37, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

*Ahem*-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:46, 17 January 2008 (UTC)

*Wink*-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:49, 17 January 2008 (UTC)


I'm still here, and yes, I still have an 'innovative' userpage. I decided to muck around with a really clean concept using backgrounds to make text stand out, and to focus on only a few colours. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:27, 13 January 2008 (UTC)

Meh, I stay out of most of the bitterness. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 23:57, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
How does one "stay out of the bitterness" while still being a sysop? Impossible I tells you! :)
Oh, and does the good lady still listen to her crazy French music?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:02, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Ah, yeah most of my alts are bored. GC is coming back for a spell? Where? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 02:31, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Where'd all the rats go? & WHERE'S THE SCOTCH!??!?

Double shock when I come back expecting everyone to forget my existence, and not only do I see for the first time that GC disbanded, but that there's a Reunion? wow. I'm game, but where should we all meet? I ended up hibernating in Nichols Mall after last... August? Yeah. August. -- Bubacxo 10:04, 29 December 2007 (UTC)

Yes, Nichols Mall is up. Everyone is making the normal jokes all over the radio, so I can't hear the actual NEWS, but other than a few rotters, and a couple people recruiting for building recoveries in nearby burbs, nothing is really going on. You want I should check out the PD in question? (Side note: the mobile mast is broke in Stanbury Village, but since when has that been a real issue?) -- Bubacxo 09:26, 5 January 2008 (UTC)

Categorization and Stuff

Hey, you better watch what you say little lady, in case you have forgotten (you must have for using such a tone), I'm still a psyop on teh wiki, which means I can do whatever I want. To answer your other question, I haven't really joined another group because they all are really lame compared to GC. So, how's life? --Z. slay3r Talk  14:02, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

coooome baaaaaaack

Yeah, the title said it all. OMG DO IT U HAXX0r m4n--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:22, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

u r sorly mised!!!! txt me bk ay?! --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 05:23, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
She won't quit tempting us with these little bits and pieces will she? :/ -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:26, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Nope, temptation is fun. Anyway, I was thinking of bringing back Ghetto Cow for a week or two in early January. However, y'all will probably be lame and it'll just be me taking over Moggridge PD.--Lachryma 22:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
I might come out of retirement a bit earlier then I originally planned to, cuz I left all my scotch in the locker rooms there.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:28, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Yes Ma'am!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:32, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Oh, by the way, we eventually did baleete "The Rat Den" due to inactivity. Everyone else disappeared on me. :'( -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 00:55, 28 November 2007 (UTC)
Spamming mission complete Ma'am! Every member has received a message, and there is also a post on the forums about this. Awaiting new orders.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:33, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

hurr.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 16:22, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

huurrr.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:33, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Fool.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:35, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Truth.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:37, 25 November 2007 (UTC)
Wahrheit oder Pflicht.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:40, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

You're back? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:10, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Blame it on boxy. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:30, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Not too bad. Haven't been misconducted. :D --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 01:54, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Ooo! A compliment!(?) That gets me to... one! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:42, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Sir yes Ma'am! Although I won't be nearly as active, I'm on overtime for quite a while...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:59, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
I can hit the strikes, and take part in the forums, just don't expect me to be fully coherent. :) -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 15:33, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
Funnier? That would imply that I was at least a little funny to begin with! OH NOES! INTARNETZ IS SIREOUS BUZNESS! What haz I dun? Oh, did I tell you? I quit drinking too! And I've been able to sleep better, although it still doesn't amount to much. :D -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 16:07, 12 January 2008 (UTC)
I've been lurking around /b/ almost as long as it's been around. Yep, a lot of things have changed for me these past few months. I guess the key was finding the right person to look to for support. So, how have you been? Doing okay in your classes and all?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:51, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
What, you thought Sonny and Ice were the only /b/tards? You must have missed my public declaration about how I was addicted to /b/. Shows how much you pay attention to me *sniff*. Computer science eh? Why would you take that? It's a nerdy class, where smart, non-blond people learn. ;) -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:06, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Future career? Care to elaborate? There's a lot of jobs that require skills in comp. sci. And to explain your friend, he cheated off you, and then after he finished cheating, you erased all your answers, and then cheated off the smartest person in class. And you guys did this the entire semester. Duh. :P -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:30, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
whao dat ^ guy iz smart. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 21:31, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Dream? Work hard enough, and your writing skillz will land you the job. I think I still have that intro of your one story about Jacques. It was great. You'd be able to land a job pretty easily, if you can find the right studio/company to work for. And I was wrong about you cheating obviously. I hereby retract my statement, and call Gnome a fool for even thinking it was a possibility.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:15, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
If my lazy, and half-brained cousin can land a job at Blizzard, then you can land a job pretty easily. I was actually thinking of going into teaching. I've already taught myself the majority of chemistry and physics, and taken quite a few classes in the subjects. All that I have left to do is get a teaching license thingy, and finish up the rest of the courses. That, and learning tolerance for other human beings. I'm hoping that teaching higher leveled classes would keep the usual high school fuck ups out of the classes I'd teach, but who knows. If that plan fails, I could always become a medic in the military. :D -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:30, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
Actually, you can start teaching, either as a student teacher, or a full teacher, with a Bachelor's. But you need to have the Master's within like 6 years. Yes, I'm still teaching myself german, I've pretty much got the spoken language down pat, and I'm doing pretty good on the written language too.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 23:50, 13 January 2008 (UTC)
If you're talking about colleges, I've been taking my courses at a nearby community college. Sinclair is the name. I still haven't gotten around to listening to M.I.A. like I said I'd would. Whoops. :). Have you ever heard of Dionysos? My friend keeps telling me to listen to them, but I'm not sure if I want to go through the trouble...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:07, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
The French one. Thats why I was wondering if you'd heard of them. Why would I ask you about a swede/gerry band? Or a Candia one? Eh? :P . Anyway, yeah, I've been working on a Bachelor's there, but once I get a bit more cash (Which is one of the reasons I'm working over time a lot lately), I might move on to a different college. And I might as well watch it now, before I get swamped with work again.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:30, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
I've heard a bit fo praise about that song, so I guess I'll check them out. When I get some more free time. And I'd move to a more prestigious college, that way it'd look better on my resume. :D -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:42, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Actually, a more wealthy friend of mine decided to start up the store, offering me co position, like I told you. I told I couldn't handle that right now, and he offered a lower level job. I took it, knowing that if I wanted to have a different job, I'd have to get interviewed and stuff, and I'm not much of a people person. In short, I lucked out. :D -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:14, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Rich in self made, or in inheritance? The latter tend to make bad friends, while the former are generally cool.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:32, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Well, as long as you aren't constantly asking for favors or anything, and they're being open with their good fortune, it's not really using them. It's a lot easier to go camping when you don't have to pay for all the supplies. :) -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:46, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Now I wonder how long that "be" was missing...Well it's all morals from here on. And I've got some homework to do. I'll try to get on again before next weekend. Maybe I'll find sometime during school.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:56, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
((He's always online, just edit his talk page and he'll pop out of nowhere)) --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:05, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

Stop talking like intelligent people. It makes me feel like I'm missing something.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:48, 14 January 2008 (UTC)

GTFO my talk page, ya wannabe garden decoration!--Lachryma 02:50, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Hey now wait just a minute! I am a wonderful addition to the garden. Already I have scared away squirrels and the rabbits are eyeing me with distaste. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:56, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
Now who's talking like an intelligent person?--Lachryma 03:03, 14 January 2008 (UTC)
I r am? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:05, 14 January 2008 (UTC)


Why, hello there! ;)

I noted your post to Yoko Ono's page. That's new sock-puppet account from Izumi Orimoto. Anyway, I don't expect she'll be answering you anytime soon as she's been banned from the wiki yet again.

--Stephen Colbert DFA 22:13, 12 October 2007 (BST)


Because we no longer CARE!!! Or we don't check your page every single hour and 22 minutes... sysops get sleeeepy too...-- Vista  +1  08:06, 18 September 2007 (BST)

Not only that, but we're still angry that you left. Grrrrr......:).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 11:10, 18 September 2007 (BST)
My God, they stopped caring?! I knew this place would go to hell in a hand basket!--Lachryma 16:31, 18 September 2007 (BST)
And it's all your fault.-- Vista  +1  17:21, 18 September 2007 (BST)
Yep. All. Your. Fault. Drama has increased 10 fold since you left. We need you and your drama-settling ways to come back. :).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:49, 18 September 2007 (BST)
Filthy, self-serving lies.--Lachryma 02:26, 19 September 2007 (BST)
Of course they're lies, read me sig.-- Evil  Vista  17:33, 19 September 2007 (BST)
'Read me sig'? Vista celebrates Speak Like A Pirate Day?--Lachryma 19:30, 19 September 2007 (BST)
Neh, just butchering the English language by trying a bit of dialect. Besides I'm dutch, we're much to savvy to be pirates. We're Privateers all the way. Same loot, pillaging and wenching but legal and getting rewarded for it as well. When in doubt you should always take the option that gives you a double payout.-- Evil  Vista  21:44, 19 September 2007 (BST)
That ain't pirate talk, that be Aussie! Tie me kangaroo down, sport >:) -- boxytalk • 10:10 8 October 2007 (BST)
You people tie your kangaroos up?--Lachryma 16:15, 8 October 2007 (BST)
Of course they tie their kangaroos down, they're Australians. It's what they do.-- Vista  +1  17:43, 8 October 2007 (BST)
Buggered if I know... no idea what that song is on about... bloody Rolf Harris's, someone should shot 'em (but it is quite catchy, eh ;)) -- boxytalk • 10:10 10 October 2007 (BST)
Wait, there's a song about tying up kangaroos? Um...why?--Lachryma 16:29, 10 October 2007 (BST)
No, there's a song about tying kangaroos down! And like I said, no idea why... prolly because it rhymed :) Bet you can't guess his signature instrument, Lach -- boxytalk • 10:16 11 October 2007 (BST)
is it the Mouse organ?-- Vista  +1  13:02, 11 October 2007 (BST)
He ripped off Harry Belafonte's calypsos?! "Tie Me Kangaroo Down Sport" is no "Day-o"! Anyway, I bet his signature instrument...was a didgeridoo.--Lachryma 16:42, 11 October 2007 (BST)
I'm betting it was a wobble board.-- Vista  +1  18:29, 11 October 2007 (BST)
So I get curious and decide to look up this Rolf guy to figure out his signature instrument. And wikipedia says he invented the wobble board. You filthy cheater, Vista!--Lachryma 02:38, 12 October 2007 (BST)
I have to add in my defense that I already knew about him. He also did some good art programs for the beeb as well.-- Vista  +1  09:20, 12 October 2007 (BST)
Ah, what a kultural icon, us Aussies are klassy as >:) -- boxytalk • 13:50 12 October 2007 (BST)
Uh huh. Vista, what's the 'beeb'?--Lachryma 22:07, 12 October 2007 (BST)
The BBC... and what a weird choice to host a vet program, eh? -- boxytalk • 01:45 13 October 2007 (BST)
I thought his art programs were just cartoons and stuff, not veterinarian things...this is all rather confusing.--Lachryma 06:00, 13 October 2007 (BST)
Hey, thats a pretty good nice/sig! So Lach, how is the college thing goin' for ya'?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:03, 19 September 2007 (BST)
  • silently sobs* COME BACK!!!! *sob* I NEED A PURPOSE!!!!! *sob*--User:Axe27/Sig 06:08, 7 October 2007 (BST)
Fool, you have to put <nowiki></nowiki> in front of that first *. Oh, and I'm not coming back either.--Lachryma 19:13, 7 October 2007 (BST)
Awwwww.....I'll cry if you don't....*tears up*-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:15, 7 October 2007 (BST)
Mmm, another excellent reason to stay away...--Lachryma 21:52, 7 October 2007 (BST)
Well, it's good to know you still have fun playing games with my self confidence and stuffs.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 22:10, 7 October 2007 (BST)
HI. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:17, 8 October 2007 (BST)
Cruise control for cool, huh? Oh, and one of the symbols in your vaguely long sig doesn't link to anything, it's very strange...--Lachryma 05:34, 8 October 2007 (BST)
ITS A SPACER.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:52, 8 October 2007 (BST)
Or is it just ugly? You decide!--Lachryma 06:29, 9 October 2007 (BST)
Snarf.--Karekmaps?! 12:56, 9 October 2007 (BST)
You hurts my feelings. :'( Go away meanie!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 18:46, 9 October 2007 (BST)
Your wish is granted!--Lachryma 20:20, 9 October 2007 (BST)
But now I feel bad!--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 20:21, 9 October 2007 (BST)

Damn it Gnome! How am I supposed to convince her to come back if you keep pushing her away? Jaysus man!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:33, 9 October 2007 (BST)

Maybe you could use some sort of rocket launcher. That's how they solve problems on children's shows.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:23, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

How should I know

I'm a n00b, I didn't know sorry --Loosermass 19:34, 18 October 2007 (BST)

your stinky new rat!

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Sexualharrison has given Lachryma a rat for crawling back. Because she has no RL friends and needs this wiki to complete her.


and I already nove by two different RP, hope tomorrow someone does. I alredy went to his page to say hi, seens crazy enough to stick with our group. (your page is starting to annoy with the 30K long thing. dont be lazy and archive it) :P-- Che -T GC X 07:06, 1 March 2007 (UTC)


I don't think I can take credit for that. I think I might have seen it as graffiti somewhere, but I really dunno at this point. But nope, it sure ain't a sick joke, I just think you guys have a pretty nice, close-knit group. And you don't seem to take it TOO seriously. I mean yes, tactics and all that, but some of the regimentation I've seen in other groups just turns me off. --Andre Aloisius 01:13, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Right now I'm in Rhodenbank. As for the description, somethin' like this:
Dedicated to making all things a little funkier. Except zombies. They're pretty funky already.
---Andre Aloisius 01:33, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm down for whatever the GC decides to do, I left my two cents over on the group discussion page. So we're meeting up at Nichols Mall, m'I right? --Andre Aloisius 01:40, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

Suggestion Moving

Thanks, I've been doing it since the beginning of the month. Congrats on the The James Earl Jones Awards nomination, I'm sure you'll win! --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 23:23, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

The James Earl Jones Awards

JEJ.jpg JEJ Nomination
Lachryma has been nominated to win the Best female of Urban Dead Award.

Congratulations! Zombie Mistress also got nominated, our chick characters rule!

MrAushvitz Canadianflag-sm.jpg 14:06, 1 March 2007 (UTC)
Sheizer Pic1.jpg You Gotta be Sh*ttin Me
Mr A has a 2nd suggestion implemented!

Quarlesbank Museums

Heh, yeah, that should be museum info on the top, not cinema... I guess that's what happens when I don't check my work. And yes, it is a work in progress.--Jason Muir 03:24, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Something You Might Wanna Know

Apparently, you've been nominated for Best Female of Urban Dead in The James Earl Jones Awards. The page was just created today, BTW--I've picked up your habit of surfing Recent Changes :p --Specialist290 02:55, 28 February 2007 (UTC)


What the fuck is will "the bank", chill out and give the stupid flag a rest. All I hear from you is flag this, flag that... oooooh now there is a bloody flag. Wow, what a great change. If you love the "baaaaaank" so much go live there. :-) hahahah, just decided to harp on you for a bit so don't get to offended. Okay. Peace out.--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 02:16, 28 February 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the info and letting me in the group. I'll post my info on the page. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 01:50, 28 February 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the support. I'm kinda new to the wiki, so I thought the Location Project would be a good place to start and help.--Jason Muir 01:13, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Losing Malls to Basket Cases

Again, thanks for the compliment. I suppose that whatever my fan base may lack in numbers, it makes up for in quality and devotion :)

Unfortunately I haven't seen the entire video yet since it's loading rather slowly for me ATM, but from what I heard (and compared to the Cap'n's lyrics) he's done a pretty admirable job of capturing the spirit of the song. Of course there's a few places where the lyrics don't quite match the rhythm of the original, but then the same's true for a couple of mine and isn't that big a deal. All in all, although I'm not too familiar w/ Green Day's songs, I have to say that Cap'n Silly's done a pretty good job. (I suppose I ought to tell him myself, of course...) --Specialist290 00:02, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Is the battle still active in Shearbank? If so, I will deploy the Hellfighters. --Gehennanow 22:06, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
What will be left of Malton now? I've gone to Shearbank myself and there is nothing but zombies. I had to witness the destruction and I wanted to honor our alliance by coming to your aid. What's at Dulston? The Hellfighters plan to return to token survivor city- Shackleville; which has been the closest thing to a home. Let me know what's the next move --Gehennanow 23:51, 27 February 2007 (UTC)


OMG, you read that too? My favourites are the ones with Chef Brian. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:29, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Bub just joined GC due to my mad propaganda skillz. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:50, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

put smart coment here

Yes I did, after atacking with drulling I'm going that way with che13. do you want me to prepare a fallback points plan? maybe even a "Ghetto_Cow/evacplan" page.

O well, i was already working on the page, but ok :( -- Che -T GC X 01:13, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, but I'm offended at your lack of trust in my super wiki hability xD-- Che -T GC X 01:17, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

My idea was to put it completly separated for paranoid reasons-- Che -T GC X 01:23, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

And i will we there to said "I told you so"-- Che -T GC X 01:28, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Please do, I even mentioned it on the GC talk page becouse I only needed 3 votes and Skitchipoo and Mazu voted so now is only one (althought mazu vote with a really weird keep it should have been a kill and change but i dont know if it counts anyways or not)-- Che -T GC X 01:41, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Done Evac plan-- Che -T GC X 03:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Well I chose the reddish pink warning sign in your honor. Also I think we could make it a page and move all the tips and tactics section there too, that way anyone off us can change it acording to scouts reports and change in plans-- Che -T GC X 04:22, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

This is going to sound wrong in so many levels but I like the Necrophiliac Voyeurism one-- Che -T GC X 05:03, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

If you want I can do it, and improve it a little too, I'm too lazy to try my best on a sandbox-- Che -T GC X 05:11, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the revive, but it wont last long, overbarricading. do you know where in the hell is an entry point?-- Che -T GC X 03:51, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Too late. As always, I was eaten-- Che -T GC X 05:15, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, I moved my dead corpse to 1W of the star building. if you do revive me please tell me the entry point this time. and if you dont revive me I would understand :P-- Che -T GC X 00:25, 28 February 2007 (UTC)

Durston school propaganda revival devivifed

OK! Since the permission is granted, we will clear the page of all the propaganda - if you don't want retaliation, don't start involving yourself in the kind of dodgy nazi style history rewrites the MAF have used previously against the Crabapples. If you have no affiliation, don't start bringing up bad blood! If you want it NPOV, don't put blatant POV in it. This has been a major headache in the past, so don't add to it. If you think we overeacted - well, we're mostly a bit ill at the moment, and are a bit sick of this kind of thing. --Crabappleslegalteam 21:13, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

OK! Thanks for the quick resolution! We can get back to bed with thermometers in our mouths now... hmmmm.... maybe we should avoid jumping in too quick with the harsher counter-propaganda stuff, but we're a all bit ill and feverish - sorry about that.... anyway,

Cheers! --Crabappleslegalteam 21:33, 24 February 2007 (UTC)


I got this guy with the "take revenge on the mall tour" bit. He is at the same building we are and said: * Damien069 said "soooo you guys need an organized clanmate? I'd be wiling to join upw w/ ya". I searched for his link here on the wiki but no luck, so I think he isnt registered here, I'm gonna try to handle it but your help would be aprecited-- Che -T GC X 07:18, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

I so happy!


Hahaha, that was funny. Certainly "Worth Reading" material. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:32, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Actually, I would blame trenchcoaters and X:00 tactics, but squids work too. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:46, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm turning Tom into a PKer to combat the hordes of mindless dorks. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
They were pretty successful too. It was like the Sysop PKing Squad. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:01, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, bad ol' whats-his-face. Anyway, where are you right now? Me and Nibiletz are in Roachtown. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:05, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
What's with the fiction, Nancy Drew? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:08, 24 February 2007(UTC)
It was the first female author to pop into my mind. I wish I had some random guy to write fiction for me, and scrub my toes.... --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:11, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
I don't care about some crummy book! You overuse exclamation marks! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:18, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
I won't break the wiki, don't worry... *pulls out box labeled "Wiki breaking tools"* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, i wasnt sure if you were insane but now i think i knnow why youre thought to be insane. lol Every group needs a crazy ship captain right? I mean am I RIGHT?!?!?!?--       00:20, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

lolz, revive

Probably, I'm eating cades at Blackmore right now :P. I'll check it later. Thanks in advance-- Che -T GC X 00:14, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

  1. Lachryma revivified you with a NecroTech syringe. (35 minutes ago). You were totally right as always xD -- Che -T GC X 00:18, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Damm I'm totally stupid, I got to Niset, I healed you, and tried to kill the zombie inside, and ended up shooting at you-- Che -T GC X 00:23, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
NO!!!! I healed you for 5hp with my only FAK. then I shoot thinking I'm shooting the zed, but i didn't realized your name was in the weapon dropdown menu to, I hit you with my pistol for 5HP, and then realized what I have done, it's a really dumb, newbie/noob mistake-- Che -T GC X 00:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Free Rat

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Cap'n Silly has given Lachryma a rat for for recognizing his page's awesomeness.

--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:02, 22 February 2007 (UTC)


Thanks, it was easy but long to do it. oh and of course BARHAH-- Che -T GC X 00:13, 22 February 2007 (UTC) Well i did it a couple days ago, but like i said it's a lot of work, I kind of dont know if we should do it constantly, I think i will do one everytime i got bored-- Che -T GC X 00:18, 22 February 2007 (UTC) it's open get in and eat brains-- Che -T GC X 00:19, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, those cades are a pain in the ass, I got in with only 15 AP so no brains tonight. If you are going to check Whippey I think I killed 3 Zeds there, get a SS for me-- Che -T GC X 01:19, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Well I checked who is in the whippey and asked them. By the way, 3 more zeds in and doors wide open, I barricaded with the few AP I had. Seems too much like latrobe, but i hope we can stop them. If we cant I guess we'll just follow them to the next mall-- Che -T GC X 03:22, 22 February 2007 (UTC)


I've been with the Channel 4 News Team since I first started playing Urban Dead way back in February of 06. That was a different character though. This character replaced him(much more creative name) Tovarisch Khrushchev 16:40, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Actually, my old character(Tucker1Mark) is now a brain rotted member of the Quartly Study Group. Sharing his wisdom of times long past and teaching both zombie and human alike some damn classy dance moves. And yes, Tovarisch is in Shearbank fighting the good fight. Tovarisch Khrushchev 04:51, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Heh, I'll put in a good word for ya. I can probably get you some of Ron's "Special" booze. Tovarisch Khrushchev 05:09, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Thats Vito and Ian for ya, Odin bless their spammy souls. They tend to go crazy in any topic that seeds their spam. We keep em in line with cookies though. Tovarisch Khrushchev 23:50, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Give Ian or Vito ANY word and they'll find a way to make it into a huge off topic spam fest. Tovarisch Khrushchev 00:02, 23 February 2007 (UTC)
Sure, but its mostly full of Spam. Tovarisch Khrushchev 00:09, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Eh, I hadn't really paid much attention the them being German or not being German. As far as I can tell, the helmet doesn't look very German...but when in Rome! I'll just say we have some German C4NT members who wanted their picture taken! Tovarisch Khrushchev 01:03, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

Возглавлять На русском языке

Ha, камрад. Как делаете вы плата за проезд читая реального русского? Не переводчики позволили. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 09:24, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

EEK! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 18:44, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Back in business

Ah fair Lachryma, how are you? College has put my wikipedia obsession on the back burner. The Hellfighters have more allies and are growing stronger everyday. I behead zombies all the time, only my diplomacy has slowed due to "preoccupations".lol Are you still at Caiger? Let me know, --Gehennanow 04:03, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

Y R U Always There

Every time I go to someone elses page, I find your name there. You must be very popular on the UrbanDead Wiki for so many people to ask for your help. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by OmishWarrior (talkcontribs) 02:00, 21 February 2007.


Thanks you very much for that needle. There were only 2 Z when I got there, and everytime I got one near death "colleton" killed him so let's say mission acomplished-- Che -T GC X 01:13, 21 February 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for helping. --User:QuantumEcho


What happened to them? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 08:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

NNNEEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:09, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
LOLZ ME SKILLIGE NUT BEETEN BY A GURL! MODreATegas R boyz coz im a kool giy. huw do in sign!?
LOL U SIGN U LOSA nOW i will MEEK A SOGGESTINE! IT WILL BE RIDICOliS and i wont format it good!!!1 HOW DO I SINE?
G'day mate, I'm from Australiaa. Throw another shrimp on the barbie. Crikey! You ripper! Mate! Beer! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:44, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
500 rubles? I can't afford a cat, and you think I can afford a mail-order bride?! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:35, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Character Template

Yes. No! I don't know.............maybe. It kind of depends on the guy's proficiency in Wiki code. If he is good he can most likely figure it out for himself. If not he will need some direction. You're talking about this template, right? --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 02:06, 20 February 2007 (UTC)

Uh, okay. What exactly are the modifications that he wants? --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 17:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
I asked him what he wanted and I'm going to put up the character template on my R&D section. Wiki wizard, I love it! Oh yeah, and I put up the unsigned thing for OmishWarrior's post. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 02:12, 21 February 2007 (UTC)


{{Template:Welcomenewbie}} Rolo Tomasi 23:44, 19 February 2007 (UTC)


We're good now. No worries. So if I edit your edit of my edit of your edit of his edit and re-format that ,then reformat and cross-link to another article then reformat that article, will my head explode, your head explode, both, or neither?? -->Truce. All good now. XD Rolo Tomasi 01:36, 20 February 2007 (UTC)


I admit it, I'm a code stealer. But I'm very good at what I do. If you ever need a thief-for-hire, then you know where to find me. ......or, DO you? Aka Kitsune 19:37, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Fight the Power! Freedom! Also, ow!

Nice page Good to see another Communist / Socialist Person, You should put the Socialist Template in your page so you can support the socialist Belief threw Malton zombie epedemic. 04:33, 18 February 2007 (UTC)Johnny Reb Maltons Finest Pker


This one sounds more reggae-ish. I like it, but it is not quite as cool as the other ones. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 03:59, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

arbitration=dramamongers. I don't pay attention to it. I only pay attention to contributions and userpage content. but it is noted that one bending unit Ev933n did attempt to recruit CDF folks! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 16:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Shearbank=teh lame!! WTF? No Autohaus, no Cemetery?--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 17:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

They are pretty pissed off.

The rage seeing our broken dreams/being pissed off

The rage permanently/life used to be good/

The rage we grew up too quickly/ our parents stole our childhood

The rage because the peace we desired so much is impossible

The rage seeing our streets filled with armed CRS**

The rage seeing this whore of world destroying itself

** like American FBI or CIA, or Russian KGB

--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:44, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah! I like it so much, I am *cough*legally*cough* downloading some *cough*legal*cough* wares with which to listen to more Keny Arkana. Would you like me to share?--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:51, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I will let you tell him that we are having sex.. I mean.. *cough*legally*cough* downloading and sharing software.--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:58, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

LoL! he must be some sort of Catholic or something! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Why *blink* did he *blink* call you a farm boy? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:13, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

shame on you both for abusing poor helpless English... I kinda glanced at the mud-slinging while doing some spring cleaning. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:17, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

97 or something. Don't get me wrong. Nickelback has musical talent. Chad Kroger has a voice. Just that whatever schmuck writes for them needs to stop copying everything else he has ever heard done by the beatles and rush and third eye blind... --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:28, 18 February 2007 (UTC) okay, winter cleaning. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:22, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Is it just me, or does our group have communication issues? lol! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 19:54, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

The translations are... okay. heh. Mankind sucks. Mankind is awesome. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:03, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Waiting for the mia vid to stop buffering. I don't really enjoy Nickelback at all. But for you, I will give it a try. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:05, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

The colors in the Mia video were awesome! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:07, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

The video was awesome! As usual, though... Nickelback music and lyrics were boring, unoriginal, and uninspired. I don't really like cookiecutter bands. Mick Foley is an exception. There are a few wrestlers who I know about. Mostly old ones. I stopped watching wrestling like 3 years before it became cool. I remember when folks made fun of you for watching wrestling! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 20:22, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Asking me for that is like asking people not to stare at a trainwreck. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 03:54, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

You got it doll. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:00, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

So I will finish it tomorrow. Heh. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:34, 19 February 2007 (UTC)


The Sensetive Bloke

Is no fun at all. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:08, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Why don't you tell him then?
Ooh, I forgot that. Isn't he a nice man, who is lovley and the best? I will start a fan club now. *runs away* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:22, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Also, congrats on finally fething finishing it. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:24, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
It does feel good. But stay away from Dakerstown. That's my location nutting area. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:29, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Ev933n has another nutty scheme. JOY! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 18:46, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, that gives us a big shot at historical, being the group that filled in locations wherever they went. Or maybe not so much. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 18:59, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
lol i chanjd t3h sub7ek!!!1!! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 19:05, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
im a rbl! i dunt li7stn to u! u R hiter! Im so rbleois i wont sine!!!8!!!!
All Your Rats Are Belong To Us!! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 19:17, 19 February
Ooooh, how rude! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 19:20, 19 February 2007 (UTC)


The Vietnam War ended forty odd years ago. What are you going to do, build a time machine? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:19, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, I'll be a squid. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:24, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • This user or group supports the use of time machines to revisit the Vietnam war. image --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 03:21, 19 February 2007 (UTC)


You jumped to a bit of a conclusion a bit fast there, eh? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

How nice. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:12, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
That would be pretty Apex like, wouldn't it? Also, is that guy still stalking you, or did he get bored? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Blah, he cannot spell for shit. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:21, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
nu eye dont and u dunt speek too mre lik vat!!11! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:25, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
thatz orsm! geev mi sum firfix! i wont sum inrenent! lol, pwn! ROFLZODF! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:28, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
oh noes u fag!1! ill geit u wiv me deagle! i dont no how to sign! lolololol!
huw lung ill e spek lik diz?! lol. wot bitton duz i priss to gut a signitcha
You like smell, like poopy. Get some fashion, you dirty like nose! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:46, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Oh, you dirty bitch! Everyone knows you're a farm boy. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:55, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Like, get over it, like, like farm boy, like. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:01, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Another award! Whoo! *pelvic thrusting* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:13, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
I have no hands. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:18, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
What, 'Slayer's one, and you don't give him the bogangles, mannn... --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:22, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Ehh, sorry it took so long getting back to youuuu, my unhip electricity like, went spoosh, mann.... --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
:O --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:09, 18 February 2007 (UTC)


I'm sure I wrote five. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:08, 18 February 2007 (UTC)

Now it's five, Ms. Picky. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:10, 18 February 2007 (UTC)


Awww, but I'm so good at bullshitting!Anyway, mainly the old Green Day, Bowling for Soup, and a bit of The Barenaked Ladies. I hate rap though.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:47, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

I'm not saying American Idiot is bad, just the ones before it were better. Nickelback, heard of them but can't remember any of their songs, and never ever heard of the Dropout Murphys. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:53, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Ah, that's them. Anyhow, here's some old Greenday. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:19, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
What the hell, have some more! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:28, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
I think it's supposed to display some sort of insanity, but who cares. It's a good song. The Dropkick Murphys were loud, therefore cool. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:38, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Uh-huh. Minority is the best. You should get the Bullet In A Bible CD, it's them live in England. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:52, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Woohoo! As for the templates, my soloution.... get some more! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:57, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Anything to piss off that little shit. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:01, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
I should have thought of that. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:09, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
I am fast, like the ninja. Now I am going for a swim. Hooray. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:13, 17 February 2007 (UTC)


Fine, I'll change it. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:56, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

Heading north west. Unless Ghetto Cow/Zach is somewhere else. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:00, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Ahrr, why don't you do your own location page with a map? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:18, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
The real bitch is the category ones like Dakerstown Police Departments, or Huntley Heights Clubs. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:26, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Hmmm, looking back, I don't know why I did them either. A burning desire to make 9 block maps? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:33, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
I just copied one off a finished location block. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:42, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Hey, look who's talking, steal-a-page-off-a-n00b girl. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:46, 16 February 2007 (UTC) copying and pasting the code. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:58, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Which is an elaborate way of saying "I STOLE HIS PAGE LAYOUT". --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:03, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Except for maths, physics, common sense, and biology. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:11, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Good ol' water polo. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:14, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
I'm two blocks away with one AP. :( --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:22, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
Nope, just got the AP and I'm now in the bank. Yay! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:30, 17 February 2007 (UTC)

viewer descretion

So that's where the baby blood goes. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:46, 16 February 2007 (UTC)

At least I was feeding dragging out delicious harmanz for newbs, while you were rearranging your closet. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:50, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Didja see the imbecile template at the bottom? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:56, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Hahah, I know exactly where that is. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:05, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Balls. I was going to have a fiendish trail of clues, but whatever. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:08, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Uh, well, I ran out of crap to say, so.... bla. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:14, 16 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, I'm going to make sure my dog dosen't sneeze on my lunch, but I fear it is too late. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:18, 16 February 2007 (UTC)


What happened to your page here? also what did you mean " I wish more people think..." I can't remeber all of it but explain please okay later...--Wolf 21:05, 16 February 2007 (UTC)


I like your colourful page. It's purdy... --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:57, 19 February 2007 (UTC)

Hey, check out the welcomenewbie template I've done on my sandbox page. Leave a comment or something on how you think it is going. --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 23:52, 23 February 2007 (UTC)

How do you think it could be shortened? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 01:09, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Think we should get onto the actual pages now? Think that the welcomenewbie template is ok? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:07, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

A free rat

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Dickholeguy has given Lachryma a rat for a lovely revive

sorry, I missed your message :p --Darth Cheney Malton Rangers 02:48, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Much Appriciated, I've become somewhat of a PK magnet. Hey, if you wanna get to know your other allies go here.

Propaganda Posters

Feel free to use what you want. I'm hoping the Zombie Propaganda will take off (I'm still working on it), but the Brainspotting poster was actually done by another RRF'er. I'm just posting it on the wiki. Good luck and take care. -- Murray Jay Suskind 18:23, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

The bomb diggety

Heh, I just revived Tyler Witney. How is your day going? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 22:07, 7 February 2007 (UTC)


Sorry to bother you with this, but I had an idea for a suggestion about FAKs and hospitals but I have never put a suggestion and dont really know if it would work and how to suggest it properly. I have seen several suggestions trying to change the search odds for FAKs to benefit hospitals but my idea is that a person should be able to create a FAK in the same way you create a needle, using the supplies that are there (in the hospital). so what do you think about that? should the First Aid skill be a requisite to do it? is 2 AP a balanced cost to do it?, well I need feedback :P-- Che -T GC X 05:47, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

check this and tell me what you think-- Che -T GC X 06:32, 7 February 2007 (UTC)


About time I got an award for being insane. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:21, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

The Nobel Peace prize, named after the guy who invented dynamite? I like the rat. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:27, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Uh.. well... uh... you are uh... bad... at.. uh.. stuff. Anyway, I'm going to look at Caiger. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:32, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
183 zeds outside NW corner of Caiger, 33 inside Latrobe. 4-16 outside other corners of the mall. Aren't binoculars handy? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:46, 7 February 2007 (UTC)


You guys really did build this group up from nothing, you and Dag. Zach can be pretty scary. LoL. Good book, too. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:32, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Does this answer your question? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:36, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Random Thoughs

The Cow has finally struck. This newest cult is prepared to do whatever it takes to accomplish their goals. We would just like to say to all prospective recuits "SUCK THE COW" and please join.

I know that was not the first one. It was the one I was on when you asked. It is pretty cool, though. My personal favourite part was the feral children! Wooooo. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 16:04, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

What was this image? Our lovely ambitions --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 16:25, 7 February 2007 (UTC)


Did latrobe fall? Jeez, I'm behind on the news. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 07:29, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, now it's counter attack fun time. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:11, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


who? it is interesting. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:00, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

That is pretty good. I dig it. I would give it another listen. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:14, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

I would enjoy that. Be careful, though. Akule might send the RIAA! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:21, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

You have my email addy. Feel free to send it whenever. Calc? Haha.--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:29, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, I was laughing at you for having to do Calc. Though, I might have some answers, it is not very likely. I myself was never awesome at Calculus. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 04:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC)


Me and Jose spent all the money on useless stock and we are in the negatives.--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 22:35, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

As if Dreamworks cares

Wow! Even after reading through most of the arguments, I still don't understand why Akule has a problem with those Anchorman pictures. Was his father killed by a barrage of copyright violations when he was a child? I'll keep watching the page to see if I can post something insightful. BTW, thanks for the revive! Also, congrats on the name-drop! LOL --Skitchipoo 04:36, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Done voting, C4NT is saved. I reckon I'll complain to Kevan about this asshattery. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:11, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


Breaking huh, cool. i don't know what is wrong. You try and fix it.--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 02:33, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


If I understand correctly, We are making a tasteful retreat from the battle, we no longer need to hold Latrobe, it exploded... Anyway, If we revive, we should Make our way to this warehouse in Chudlyton, at 11, 26. We can use that as a safehouse, and rendexvous there as people are able to be alive again. We could also set up a revive point..The Czarina Approve? - Nibiletz 18:29, 5 February 2007 (UTC)


I just wanted to pop in and say well done on your page and that I love your templates! Would you mind if I borrowed a few?--Franz Molotov 02:36, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Sorry about forgetting the signature. Thanks for the templates!--Franz Molotov 02:36, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


When I said that "Looks like not only DHG needs to revise his joking style" I was talking about myself. I made a joke and you didn't understand, so you stayed at a defensive stance, and that's why I stated that my joking style was useless. I have no reason to attack you! Let's be friends, or at least, not enemies =). --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 09:56, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

[cocks gun] "Lets conservate."

If you need an extra hand for that Special Ops team you're assembling, my services are always available. --Skitchipoo 06:01, 5 February 2007 (UTC)


Oh, I'm just hanging in there. It looked bad in Latrobe a day or two ago, but somehow we held on. If you're still dead tomorrow morning I'll get you a rez, but otherwise, I'll see you in battle soon. Ethelred IV, 4 February


Lachryma said:
Are you guys plotting behind my back?! 03:44, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Always. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 23:35, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


Didn't ignore you, fricking editing conflict whatsit. Sorry. Yeah no screenshot, but I guess talking to the lil whelp was more of a matter of principle, yes? And here's what I was going to say before:

Thanks Lachryma--I'm really new to this whole wiki thing. We'll get the link up. Image is coming as studies allow; we're trying to morph Emerson's face into a zombie, which we all feel speaks profoundly to the human condition and the archetypal yadda yadda and plus it might just look cool. Joy! Also yes, we are a bit disorganized, due to a propensity of our members to run wildly past anything looking like a safehouse. Officially, we call that zeal. Unofficially, we are mildly ashamed to have soiled ourselves from fear in half the suburbs of Malton. --Haedi 22:13, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

old n00bies

What happened to Bob 15 and Dopleslax? I saw Dopleslax editing the suburb page about fourteen hours ago. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:37, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

So they were pulling a "kind of sick practical joke"? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:41, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Okay, well, uh.... Dickhole guy sucks! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:45, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Really? That crappy group? Good thing you said no. Or did you? *conspiracy music* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:48, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
That's not very catchy. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:22, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Whoo! My zed killed 5 survivors in one day! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:34, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Well, being dead always annoyed me more than killing a zed with negative AP, so I think I win again. Finally, I am the winner! *happy dance* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I did noble stuff too. Five humans to zombies helps with game balance, you pooper. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:44, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
No, I ended my turn clogging up the revive queue. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:49, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
Yay, I finally won! *victory music* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 20:07, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

A Dead Cat

Hey, User I.D is 704375. No scotch, though I do have some cat Urine. We can give it to the Germans, they won't notice. (lousy taste in nosh if you ask me.) - Nibiletz 19:06, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


I'm in for the current strategy. I will be over at a new and random NT building every day.--Ev933n / Talk PPGC 16:48, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Also, Dag00 is almost never in Latrobe, in case he would count towards the 4. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 16:58, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

My bad. Noted. Thanks for letting me know. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 18:35, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


You just couldn't wait to crush my zed's shoulder, huh? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 14:34, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Yea. It seems to be going back and forth. I just chill around the area until someone knocks those cades down. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 12:59, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Theeeeere we go...

Nevermind. Sig fixed. --Specialist290 05:10, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Revive point

I knew I made the right choice in reviving you so get to work. :-) --Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 05:14, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah I revived you so thank me later. Sorry about the rest of GC I saw you guys at the cemetery but I had only one syringe.--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 05:09, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

yeah, you me and almost everyone in GC ended up there, i logged in and saw like 50 mesagges and 3 friends dead there, of course i was dead too-- Che -T GC X 04:42, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

...And I just got there, too. I think I'll be sleeping in the Herman Building w/ the Cap'n for a while. --Specialist290 04:45, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

hey nice plan, but i dont have NecroTech Employment and Lab Experience, so I'm still a totally useless dude-- Che -T GC X 04:57, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
OK, thanks. BTW, can you give me a little help w/ editing my sig? I'm kinda... well... not doing something right somewhere, I think... --Specialist290 05:00, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
hey i like the meat shield idea, but we should pick a better sounding name to sell it, like "meat tactics" :) -- Che -T GC X 08:59, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

GC page

With the members section, should it have an MIA list? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:47, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, it's going to hell in a handbasket very quickly. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:20, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Eh, I'm dead. Along with most of GC.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:24, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Okay, I'm talking to you about step two, and when I'm revived, I'll go to the Herman Building. Unless you had other plans. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:33, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
You calling me a coward!? Accurate observation, I guess. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:38, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Yes, I am wise and distributive, not cowardly. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:43, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
But what if he dosen't have any syringes? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:56, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
Thanks for the revive, but ran out of IP hits trying to get back into St. Izzys. Some idiot overbarricaded, and I'm dead again. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:54, 4 February 2007 (UTC)


Another suggestion in PR! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 10:51, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

It's luck. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 22:51, 3 February 2007 (UTC)


For taking notice of the little screw up a few people did. I'm glad to see that someone else took notice and for that vouched me.--Ducis DuxSlothTalk 06:09, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

something by ev933n

Yeah! I am back from my "Vacation" of working all week at a place not my home... Heh. Mr Franklin is a good friend of mine. He has been playing UD for quite a while. How has Latrobe been? Are there any directives I missed? --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 05:45, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

hey, if flaming rats need to do it, then by all means! .. but keep those dirty bastards outside! well, at least not near my horde hoard of various alcohols! --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:01, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Lachryma said:
there were threats, and IP checks, and, um, more threats

By whom? For why? HUnagh? (feel free to email me with answers if this matter is resolved) --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:08, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

re:mall tour

yeah, that is pretty awesome! Jesus Chrust! umm, have you seen Day of the Dead? I can see the Zeds trucing in that flick. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:18, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Nope. Not a remake. The one Romero flick that got remade recently was Dawn of the Dead. And Romero had nothing to do with that travesty of a remake... although, it could be worse... the non-remake expansion of Day of the Dead 2: Contagium .... damn... I just depressed myself. Heh, check it out if you have a Blockbuster near you. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:27, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Ignorance is fine. Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead (the original), Day of the Dead (not Contagium), and Land of the Dead are the Four that are like the Gospel of Romero. The Night of the Living Dead that is officially sanctioned by Romero is pretty good, and the lady they got to play Barbara was better. (I am signing off for the night. See you tomorrow.) --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:35, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

something not by ev933n

Re:Something Random

yeah, its great here, people always ready to help each other, except for the crazy killers, that is. it's just hard not to be able to cade, i feel pretty useless. (and is also really hard to lvl up :P)-- Che -T GC X 05:22, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

well i choose shopping for lvl 3 (felling guilty about not picking construction). for lvl 4 i havent decided yet construction or something that gives me some more XP (diagnosis or some combat skill or saves AP like bargaing hunting) but it will take a while to get to lvl 4. diagnosis is the most tempting, i got that one with my fireman alt at lvl 3, and he is now 6 just from healing people, and he had to get his FAKs at a hospital. what do you think?-- Che -T GC X 08:41, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
150 xp? it only cost 100 xp for civilians, and cops are civs not military-- Che -T GC X 19:36, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Dickhole Guy

I'm pretty sure he was joking about the tour. No-one could be that much of a knob-head on purpose. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:17, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

You have a point. Okay, well, you go and outwit him and call him a dickhole and stuff. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:20, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Broom and duct tape? You've given me an idea.... Anyway, I think Dickholeguy is a stupid name as well. Don't forget to take the new GC poll! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:27, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Look at this cool template!


--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:30, 3 February 2007 (UTC)

Re: Shields

It depends on the type of shield. There were some that were made entirely of wood, but most were either all metal or metal on the outward-facing side and wood on the inward-facing side. As for the weight, it's not unbelievable. Strength was the most important attribute a knight had to have (yes, even more important than skill). Medieval sword fighting with plate armor often came down to overpowering/tiring out the opponent. To give you an example of the sort of strength these guys had to have, consider this: Japanese samurai always wielded their katanas with two hands. Due to the much higher quality of Japanese swords versus European swords, katanas tended to be at least as strong as European swords and at the same time much lighter. And European swords were usually designed to be wielded with one hand. So knights had to be capable of wielding swords with one hand that people in some other parts of the world would have needed two hands for. And when you've got that kind of strength, carrying the shield isn't too much trouble. All that said, though, I agree with you that the suggestion sucked. --Reaper with no name TJ! 15:32, 1 February 2007 (UTC)-

Bullets may travel at a much higher velocity than crossbow bolts, but crossbow bolts are much more massive. I think they may actually pack more punch than a modern rifle round, but don't quote me on that. But they're definitely stronger than pistol rounds. And there is actually a lot of doubt these days that a steel crossbow bolt would have been capable of penetrating plate armor (any other type would have had no chance). I do know for a fact that level III body armor (the weakest type of body armor that contains hard ceramic inserts) can withstand at least 6 7.62x51mm rifle rounds. For comparison purposes, an M-16 uses 5.56x45mm. Now, a level IV would be able to stop an armor-piercing round. And since our troops are supposedly only about as armored as a knight in plate armor, that means that plate armor must be capable of stopping bullets. And that means that a metal shield can also stop them. --Reaper with no name TJ! 19:38, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Poetry Is Phun

No, actually it's boring and I hate it. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:45, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Anytime, though I don't know why you would thank me. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:38, 2 February 2007 (UTC)


My zed attacked Ron Burgundy! If you want your only chance to see a celeb, this is it! Owsleybank Police Department, come and get him! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 06:10, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

My zed kills crap. Ron Burgundy has big hair, he dies first. Anyway, I got bored of sitting at the mall listening to humans saying "oMg zoMBIZ r su GAI!" --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 21:53, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Okay then. I have a solution. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:35, 2 February 2007 (UTC)


The X:00 page has been heavily updated to reflect that X:00 is rolling into a new "active test phase". If you have a zombie you can use in Riddleybank, please join in. There will be some metagaming involved (obviously, otherwise you would not get this message) but it will be for the purpose of testing in-game methods of attack coordination. All required communication can be done through the wiki. If interested, please also visit and use the X:00 User Registration page. --Swiers X:00 18:58, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Randomly Selected!

Okay, out of the blue, I get offered to be a guinea pig? Cool! Bizarrely enough, I'm near the 'bank, so I'll be attacking something random at 0:00 tonight! Anyway, I'll help out with this for the next few days, then I got other group stuff to do. Thanks for the invite, however random it is!--Lachryma 23:05, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

No, the selection wasn't random. I contacted everybody who had left a message on the Talk:X:00 page, on the assumption they had some interest in the idea. --Swiers X:00 23:08, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

Oh...well...okay. Yes, I find it very interesting. Absolutely fascinating, as it were...You don't like using your talk page, do you?--Lachryma 23:11, 2 February 2007 (UTC)


strange, but i didn't like it... by the way, you speak russian? --Duke Garland 17:34, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

it's a pity, but is not fatal, there are enough russian speaking people in UD already :) humor in comics is ok, however i've found it a bit situation-dependent. i.e. not that funny if you weren't there yourself. also, if graphics would be just a bit more complicated... it would be more awesome! you know about this guy, right? --Duke Garland 13:03, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Well, in any case have fun with the comics. i'll keep checking it time after time anyway. maybe, when i'll have less commitments in my own group and the alliance, i'll start my own... --Duke Garland 14:42, 6 February 2007 (UTC)


I was in a shitty mood and snapped on you with regards to mall tour. I owe you an apology, and I hope we can put this behind us --Darth Cheney Malton Rangers 00:40, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, I was trying to get a squad to the area, how bad is it? --Darth Cheney Malton Rangers 00:47, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

DHG didn't know anything about mossad. Doesn't know anything about mossad. but neither does envoy. as I stated on DHG talk page, it's MY SQAUD, I NAMED IT. we are in miltown right now and have NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS PISSING CONTEST. So leave us outta it.--Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 18:15, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

A Hug

Hey, I saw what I believe was an alt of yours (Lachryma Christi) in Marven Mall and gave her a hug. -- Murray Jay 14:33, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Shields stop bullets?

Actually, they can. The average soldier today is only about as heavily armored as a late medieval knight in plate armor. And when you break it down, plate armor is little more than a medium-quality shield that covers one's entire body. And since a modern soldier's body armor would have no trouble at all stopping pistol rounds or shotgun pellets dead in their tracks, it means that a medieval shield would be able to do the same. --Reaper with no name TJ! 21:17, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Mall Tour '07

Sorry for being late, I have a real life. Anyway, ready now. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:26, 31 January 2007 (UTC)


I am sitting right next Ev933n IRL. I am kinda a newb. If your group wants me, I am at Stickling, shopping and using my cellular phone! Watertown, NY sucks, and so does Ft. Drum, NY. --Angryjohnny 03:30, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Other Side of Malton

Sounds like a good idea. Maybe I can find some zombies to join my band, to entertain the masses with our sweet grooves. --Doctor Teeth 01:35, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Haha Yes, I made a group. That was my intention all along. and as for staying on one side of Malton, that isn't happening. We/being I at the moment, will be traveling around the entire city entertaining the masses along the way! Until we find the right spot to play music at. --Doctor Teeth 01:05, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Re: Mall Tour

I'll keep the invite in mind, but for now I want to keep him away from the Mall Tour since I want to get a feel for how being a "feral" works. Actually I planned on keeping the guy away from malls in general originally, but I may change my mind and have him tag along :) Thanks for the invite. --Specialist290 21:19, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Me and the Munchies

Hi Lachryma. thanks for your wiki help and suggestions. I'm going to go read your cartoons now and try out my fancy sig right here! Prepare for WONDER!! ;) --Sigpistol1.gifShowcaseTalk 19:16, 30 January 2007

Oh, and about the munchies....I have them. cya! :) --Sigpistol1.gifShowcaseTalk 19:17, 30 January 2007


Hi there Lachryma.

I was looking at the CMS page, and thinking - do we have anything against these guys, and if not, should GC join them as affiliates?

Also, what's the big plan to win the day and stop the siege?

--xensyriaT 14:21, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

Physics is Phun!

I saw something about physics on this page, so I couldn't help myself. Hopefully Caiger will get better soon. Maybe I'll go to a undermanned, ill-equipped zombie magnet of a building, if I find one. I also have a zombie character who is at whatever mall Mall Tour '07 is currently located! It is kind of rough getting XP with all the headshots, barricades, and things of that nature. It looks like the UD server died or something because it is not loading. Oh well, --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 02:24, 30 January 2007 (UTC).

After logging in today, I realized that I mixed up something. My zombie is at Bale Mall and my zombie hunter alt is at Stickling Mall. Oops. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 05:11, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
It is going alright. I'm focusing more on scanning & reviving people than killing zombies. It is a good change of pace from stocking up on ammo and shooting zombies all the time. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 17:02, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
Dammit, wrong character again. There's about 100 zombies outside of the NW corner and 80 dead bodies. Since my zombie doesn't have memories of life, I kind of have to wait until the 'cades are down and doors are open so I can munch on some people. I've been keeping track of my headshots, and I'm at about 6 right now. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 19:23, 31 January 2007 (UTC)


it is 1140p in Rochester NY. --Ev933n / Talk 04:41, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

eh, it is just that acronyms make folk curious! have a good night. --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 06:03, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Mall Tour

Mine is the one yelling "Hra, mah az z!ng!ng zambah! Z!ng!" Times? 3:30, UTC -9:30 alright? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:44, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

I have no idea what UTC is either, I had a world clock running on a seperate window to find out. So I'll just go and figure out what my time is GMT.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:51, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Aha, my time zone is GMT +10:30. So 3:30pm plus 10:30 equals 14:00. I think. I have no idea how GMT works, and I can't find my dead cat. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:58, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Close, it's 2:35. So I must have given the wrong timezone. Whups. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:03, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Sounds good. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:09, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
And afterwards, let's take Caiger. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 08:05, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, we should let the less awesome have fun too. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:56, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Why not just now? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:57, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Can you play UD? Firefox keeps telling me it can't find the data whenever I try to log in. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:07, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Looks that way. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:11, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
I got the AP, just the power went out. Stupid power lines. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:16, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
What about the current time? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:21, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
I got the cades down by myself, and i am in the mall! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:24, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Yes, a lovley time. Anyway, I got headshot and dumped outside, after I missed eight times in a row with my maxed-out claw skills. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:27, 30 January 2007 (UTC)
Wow, you have a bed? 'Cos I've been sleeping in the bathroom behind the toilet! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:38, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

I have an alt who can head wherever to join whoever for some Mall Touring. She is actually only like level 8 or something. I will post her UID on the GCML (heh, check my acronym skillzorz!) Where is the tour currently? --Ev933n / Talk 04:58, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Ghetto Cow Mailing List, much like the promotional template is going to be called PPGC. Heading over to Stickling? Sure. I can do that. Yep. I feel no shame about it either. Though I do plan on attempting to add to it.--Ev933n / Talk 05:10, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
    • (You don't need underscores) *RASPBERRIES* --Ev933n / Talk PPGC 05:55, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Character Picture

Haha.. I hope you are wrong about that ("Thank God other muppets aren't zeds"). I need to find the rest of my band! Zombie muppets shall be the death of all survivors! hehe --Doctor Teeth 01:30, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Shhhhh.. I'm working on my super duper scary zombie persona. :) --Doctor Teeth 01:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)


Nice report. Here is a summary of it: Our lab was fucked to the nine hells and told us the wrong answer but the optimal angle was 45. Have a nice day!!!--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 00:50, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Army of Darkness

SO good. "This is my boomstick!" ... "Shop smart. Shop S'Mart." It was on. I figured if anyone checked their email actively and their local fox network was showing it... they could tune in! --Ev933n / Talk 21:40, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

one of the many places NotLD exists online.. google video

GC shield

6 or so hours just today. that does not include the 5 or so hours over the last week of finding appropriate images... and the 3 hours yesterday just to throw together a prototype. but damn. it is worth it. --Ev933n / Talk 21:33, 28 January 2007 (UTC)


I sent you an e-mail about how i solved the physics.--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 18:02, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Gravity is the acceleration 10 but don't use the negative unless you want go back in time.--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 18:10, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Well did you finish the physics if you did e-mail me it. I want to see all the bs--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 20:25, 28 January 2007 (UTC)


Thanks. Would you like an autograph? Anyway, now that I have one in PR, I don't need to make any more suggestions. Now, I wonder if Construction Sites will get in..... then Ev933n owes me... something.... And now Dag's got a colourful sig! Join the party. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 09:44, 28 January 2007 (UTC)


I might change the font or not. well a rabbit huh. interesting... the discussion was okay but we mostly spent the hour writting a short story about a random object of someone else. Racheal had a really messed up story and so did jose.

I am trying to fix my signature so wait up but anyways that story was not graded it was just for fun.--Dag00 GC 800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png 06:09, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

your sig

Yay! Now I can just go to your talk page without having to go through your main page, with that pic of the lady wearing a Stalin hat. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:48, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Yay! Now I can just go to your talk page without having to go through your main page. That pic of the lady wearing a Stalin hat is kinda hot, though. --Ev933n / Talk 23:58, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

struck vote

I don't really follow suggestions religiously, probably wouldn't have noticed your note even without the lexicon to distract me. I don't particularly care, but it's generally bad form to put anything in the votes section that's not a vote or a re under the rules. But hey, if nobody else minds, I don't really care. I mostly only did it as an excuse to nest an unsigned and a struck, because it seemed vaguely funny. Mods have to take their humor where they find it.--'STER-Talk-ModP! 04:38, 27 January 2007 (UTC)


hey, anytime... oh, and you are probably right.-- Che -T GC X 03:08, 27 January 2007 (UTC)


Done and done. Although I now have no AP. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:08, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Heheheh, I hate you and everything you stand for. Okay, found that easily enough. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 02:13, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Zerglings? Where? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:28, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Aww, you'll get back at him when he suggests something as ridiculous as "Zombie Weapon Use" --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:39, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
With what? Fire? Pssht. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:48, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Now there's an idea! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:52, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Well, at least I'm not Eric Harris. Now that would really suck. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:56, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
Angsty teen with a shotgun. Bit of a knob. Columbine high school massacrer. Now let's never speak of him again. Unless the flammable powers of deceased cats are involved. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:07, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
I was watching Bowling For Columbine, and laughed at the whacky farmer who was all like "We're all ripped off by the government man, and we're gonna kill the feds, mann" then said he kept guns to defend himself from "crazy people". Anyway, I won't copy it again, for fear of some crazy person setting my house on fire, and stealing my dog.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:18, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
That would make great graffiti. I can see it now: "Ghetto Cow: Setting zeds on fire with dead cats since 2005" --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:29, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
You have a cat? Yuck. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:36, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
My squid is trained in squid-to-cat combat, so your little furball wouldn't last six seconds against it. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:46, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

Some random person

Crazy Aido here, currently I'm a bit busy, what with the public relations and the extracting of the fire-axe from the brains now. My eh, cousin, yeah, Aido the Crazy, is arsing around your area he might drop buy, give him something to do, but not too much sugar.

He's fidgety when he gets to much sugar.--Crazy Aido


So he logs in every five days but dosen't do anything? Or maybe he does do stuff, but whatever. Also, Gage got me three times with that. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:55, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Oh, I just found a zombie spy in Latrobe! Watch out for Zombie Leggit!


I'm glad you liked it. I just wrote the first entry today as you can see. I've been meaning to do it for some time...

any suggestions with the format? I'm kind of shitty with wiki layouts lol --Tom Bonney 03:50, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

I'm more than halfway through with World War Z and I read The Zombie Survival Guide a while ago lol I swear by them!! Tom Bonney 01:34, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

btw does my time stamp appear funky to you?

Aha! It looks beautiful now! Thank you!

Are you saying you liked the part where the chick ends up stoning the old dude to death? (lol @ vagueness)--Tom Bonney 01:43, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

I just finished the part with the stranded pilot and her "Skywatcher friend". I think that's been my favorite part so far just 'cause the end was kind of creepy XD--Tom Bonney 01:52, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

I think I like all the parts pertaining to some sort of psychosis on the interviewee's behalf haha. The ending to that part was great too hehehe--Tom Bonney 01:58, 30 January 2007 (UTC)

On the raod again....

I told him... Just left stickling theres about 120+ zeds there...Im @ St.Isidores now healing Harmans w/Fak's till i get Free Running. My name is "Mr Franklin" and im a consumer. ;-)

P.s. are you really a hot Russian?

--Angryjohnny 00:11, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Funny Pic

Check this out!--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 11:39, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Joining Ghetto Cow=

Yo there, how do I join Ghetto Cow? I'm currently around Caiger and want to help you guys out with the Caiger/Latrobe defence. wiki:User:xensyria



Well, we're on the stats page, so I'm assuming you coaxed him back to UD. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:27, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

It's probably a PKer using our group name, that killed that whinger in Latrobe.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 09:08, 26 January 2007 (UTC)


hey, i'm at tompson walk, 1 north of St. Isidore's curch. if you have some extra serum drop by-- Che -T GC X 20:04, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I got him, but since I stupidly forgot to watch my AP, I'll probably need that needle myself... Meh, I should be able to get back into Pagram in about an hour and a half... Assuming I make it that long... --Specialist290 00:35, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
i must be a jinxer-- Che -T GC X 03:33, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
Nah, I was just careless this time, that was all... --Specialist290 04:42, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

Friggin' Sweet!

We finally made it onto the stats page! --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 16:49, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Yes! Change the bits on the wishlist, we're there! *tapdances* --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:44, 26 January 2007 (UTC)

In-game H8ers

It's probably that you've advertised too much, and people are sick of it. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:04, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I do NOT want to be around when that happens. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:25, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Okay then, I'll get the popcorn. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:33, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Cadence and WTF?!?

like the cadence. what is up with folks not liking Ghetto Cow? --Ev933n / Talk 00:46, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

I will be uploading a pic later. --Ev933n / Talk 00:50, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Since your last turn:

  • Specialist290 said "Geez, not even members of other NON-serious groups don't approve of our humor..." (3 hours and 37 minutes ago)
  • Specialist290 said "I feel depressed now :(" (3 hours and 36 minutes ago)
  • Riskarispit said "I'm not exactly fond of your group, seeing that some of your members have killed me :" (3 hours and 32 minutes ago)
  • Specialist290 said "@Riskaris: I'm a fairly new member, but can you describe the incident and offender a little more? Just in the interests of maintaining the peace, of course." (3 hours and 22 minutes ago)
  • Skitchipoo said "There's so much drama in the LBC...." (23 minutes ago)

--Ev933n / Talk 01:14, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

"so much drama in the LBC" is a quote from a Snoop Doggy Dogg song from like 94 or before... heh. Eh, I have the screenshot of the conversation. I wish I knew how much of his ass he was talking out of. --Ev933n / Talk 01:24, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

"it's so hard being Snoop D-O double G." Yes, it is from his song "What's my Name". However, I was talk about Madman12's comments about us. That Riskarispit stuff is new to me. --Skitchipoo 04:29, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
I am still waiting for a response. I can't wait for a flame war in Latrobe! --Ev933n / Talk 11:50, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
here he is. Maybe he is just a Zed "spy" and intended to create disdain within the ranks? --Ev933n / Talk 11:53, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
and here... so, maybe he is just an asshole? --Ev933n / Talk 12:29, 25 January 2007 (UTC)


No, it's actually quite refreshing to see a sig that isn't pink.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:29, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

How could you? It gives me a headache. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:37, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
It's the combination of the sig and radioactive green background.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:45, 24 January 2007 (UTC)


Check my sandbox, I made some GC award certificates. Critique?--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 12:20, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

No, to save our glorious leader the effort, here they are:

MMaxa1.jpg Ghetto Cow Gun Nut Award
This user has killed ten or more zombies with firearms.

Newfireaxe.jpg Ghetto Cow Melee Award
This user has killed ten or more zombies with melee weapons.

Soviet.png Ghetto Cow Propaganda Award
This user has recruited one or more members for Ghetto Cow.

Medic.jpg Ghetto Cow Compulsive Healer Award
This user has healed forty or more survivors.

Zcow.jpg Ghetto Cow Leadership Award
This user has the strength and charisma to lead Ghetto Cow.

Whaddya think? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 13:53, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I just stuck some crap together in five minutes. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 23:10, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Pep Talk

And you be thankful I have the decency to wear pants. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:09, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

No, I was saying it's good I wear pants. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:21, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
OMG!WHERE?! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:31, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Eh, it's just as good. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:35, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
A valiant cause indeed. Good luck! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 03:38, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

THAT'S A REALLY GREAT IDEA. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 04:54, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Now you taught me how to make blinking text. My sig is going to change pretty soon.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:00, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

But he's a dirty, dirty zerger. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 05:07, 24 January 2007 (UTC)


Thanks, it actually didn't take me that long to find it. I had to edit the image and translate 'recent changes' into zombie language, which definitely took too long. I have no clue to what colors I should use, could you give me some help? Oh, and nice sig by the way. --ZombieSlay3rSig.png 01:49, 24 January 2007 (UTC)


It's plain awful. Gotcha. Anyway, it's good, even though the Marines would get owned by the SAS.--Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:45, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, owned probably wasn't the best word... Anyway, I'm guessing Spec290 wrote it. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 00:54, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Oh noes! I insulted the marines, and you want a marine to join Ghetto Cow?! He'll use his tracking skills to hunt me down, shoot me, and say hurray! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:13, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
NORTH KOREA?!!? No way. I saw Team America, you know. --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:19, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
You never played System Shock 2, scariest game of all time? --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:24, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Sorta. That game was great. It had everything! Zombies, robots, cybernetic nannies, worms, a plot... --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:36, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
Okay, then. Well, I'm sure you're busy resolving a wiki drama, so I'll just go and bake that cake I owe my friend. PS: You put it in the wrong place, so when I get back from my cake baking, I will mock you to the extent of my mocking ability! --Cap'n Silly T/W/P/CAussieflag.JPG 01:43, 24 January 2007 (UTC)


I hope you noticed this... LOL! What was it that was misspelled? Are our lives in danger? haha --Skitchipoo 23:46, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

  • Geez you're fast. I don't know, I thought it was some graffiti or something. Yesterday, after I filled up the generator, I said something like "The generator is back online, courtesy of Ghetto Cow"... I think. --Skitchipoo 23:47, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
    • I asked the guy what I spelled wrong and he said that nobody spelled anything wrong, he's just "always on the edge" or whatever.

Re: Songs, cadences, that sort of thing

Nifty :D I never said that the only music I liked was the Beatles, though ;) --Specialist290 23:07, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

Eh, sorry, sometimes I read a bit too much into some comments. Meh.

As for the song, is the tune the same as the "I don't know but I've been told..." one, or is it slightly different? An mp3 or wav recording of the original (if possible) might be helpful, but if not I'll see what I can do anyway :) --Specialist290 23:30, 24 January 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for the support. I understand why players get frustrated and quit as zombies. That's why I'm hoping that call to the Excursion or Mall Tour will get some newer zombies and get the ball rolling. Also, new zombies are always welcome at the RRF (sorry, but I couldn't pass up an opportunity to recruit). So if you're game head over to and join the cause! --Murray Jay