User talk:Lord of the Pies

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Please try to keep suggestions serious. Funny suggestions go in the humorous page, not the main page. --Zaruthustra-Mod 18:15, 15 Feb 2006 (GMT)

Your Suggestion

Your suggestion has been deemed a dupe. Please remove it. --Gage 21:38, 29 July 2006 (BST)


Sorry, dude - mistook your re for an incorrectly formatted vote. My bad. --Funt Solo 20:52, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

It is of no consequence, my good man. [No problem] --Lord of the Pies 20:56, 8 November 2006 (UTC)


In all my months of being on the Wiki have I never seen someone with such a, um, "Refined" Vocabulary and demeaner.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 02:54, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

One is thankful for your compliment, my good man [...Assuming that was a compliment] --Lord of the Pies 12:16, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

I'd just like to say that the recent large building suggestions have been some of the most readable I've seen in a long while. I'd contemplated writing a set for a while, but given my complete inability to write a decent suggestion it's probably best I didn't. I presume there'll be a power station one up next? --Preasure 15:11, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

One hopes that one will be successful in both in the three previous attempts in striving for better quality landmarks such as sports venues, religious sites and the humble abodes of the lord and ladies of Malton, as well as future endeavours such as, as you have mentioned, the improvement of these new-fangled electricity generator houses one hears so much about. [Yes] --Lord of the Pies 15:39, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Oh yeah, that was a compliment.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 23:53, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Your Latest suggestion

Looking back at the Previous Days Suggestions to see your old suggestion etc. in the history, you haven't removed it from the voting. Seeing as it is a revision you have posted I think the rules are that you have to remove the old suggestion before resubmitting it. If you're quick the eagle-eyed mods won't notice. --MarieThe Grove 18:51, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Thanks. --Lord of the Pies 19:13, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Dear lord, make your suggestions shorter. You are making my brain bleed.--Gage 19:11, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Soon my plan for world domination will be complete, then... --Lord of the Pies 19:13, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
I won't vote on anything that takes up more than about a page.--Gage 19:17, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
Well here's the condensed version (i.e. the bolded bits in the normal suggestion):
1) Radio Transmitters should be able to be found at Stadiums at a search rate of approximately 3-5%.
2) A Liqour Store (functioning in the same way as a Mall Liqour Store) should be added to Stadiums, as well as a Souvenir Store. Souvenir Stores give Sports Bulletins at 5-6% search rates, Baseball Bats at 6-7% search rates and Binoculars at 3-4% search rates. The Shopping Skill is necessary to search individual Shops; however, the Bargain Hunting skill would not have any effect. The Stadium itself acts as a Shop too; Radio Transmitters should be able to be found there as I've said above, as well as Baseball Bats and Flare Guns which can already be found there at search rates of 12% and 2% respectively. As with normal Shops, without the Shopping skill a player searching the building has a chance to find any of the items found in either the Stadium or one of the Shops (Baseball Bat search rates are added together).
3) Sports Bulletins are identical to Newspapers except they give a short description of a sports headline rather than important news. --Lord of the Pies 19:27, 13 November 2006 (UTC)
There was a shorter version attached to the top one wasn't there? I'd say if it didn't have the bold bits, no-one would understand what it was on about. --MarieThe Grove 15:45, 14 November 2006 (UTC)
Actually all of my suggestions written in that style had short, bolded sections after each point and a few at random points during the text to explain what it was about. None of my suggestions have had summaries, except for the second version of Why, How Fascinating! --Lord of the Pies 16:25, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Your latest suggestions

You have made 3 suggestions today. You should be told that you are entitled to only one per day, so I am telling you... -Certified=InsaneQuébécois 22:39, 13 November 2006 (UTC)

Read the rules, for god's sake.

I removed two of your suggestions because you neglected to read the rules and posted more than one a day. I suggest to you one of several things:

  • 1: Hold your suggestions until you can suggest them.
  • 2: Only suggest something when you believe that it is as good as you can make it.
  • 3: Read the rules more often.

Yeah, that's all I have to say. Cheerio. --Joe O'Wood 00:29, 14 November 2006 (UTC)

Mansion Improvements

I say, old bean! Hearty congratulations and whatnot on your rather spiffing new plans for a plush town house making it into Peer Reviewed, what. --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 14:32, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Indeed! One is delighted; a dinner party is in order. --Lord of the Pies 21:42, 25 November 2006 (UTC)

Church/Cathedral Changes

I say, the spires of Malton's churches and cathedrals certainly are rather splendid, what? --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 11:53, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

One is in utter agreement (although there is also the curious matter of the voting sections so mysteriously carried over with the complaint with regard to churches)! --Lord of the Pies 16:37, 26 November 2006 (UTC)

Zoo Improvements

Nice suggestion - thanks for making it. --BelmondTMZ 21:18, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

No problem. --Lord of the Pies 22:13, 5 December 2006 (UTC)

Stadium Shops

Burger & Fries in Peer Reviewed? I say! It's not what one is used to. Simply not cricket. --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 23:18, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Or bowls, not at all. One is, one must admit, slightly shocked. --Lord of the Pies 23:51, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

Pied Pipper

Re - Pied Piper Skills --Lord of the Pies 20:25, 8 December 2006 (UTC)
Pied Piper Skills such as feeding drag? That rule really should be removed...--Labine50 MH|ME|P 21:08, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Feeding Drag isn't a Pied Piper skill as such because it can only move people outside, and only works under certain circumstances. However, to be able to drag a corpse 16 blocks is rather powerful, especially considering the potential zerg abuse. If there's a seige on a Mall, say, then the survivors could just make a load of Gravediggers and use them to drag the zeds away in every direction. 16 blocks means 16AP to move back to the target, plus whatever the cost of standing up is (1-6AP for higher-level zeds, but 10-15AP for new players). That means a reduction in 17-31AP just to get back into the fight. --Lord of the Pies 21:16, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Zoo Improvements

I say, with these new zombie animals, nothing can ever become extinct! What a perfect boon for the gentleman hunter, what? --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 11:07, 16 December 2006 (UTC)

Clubs/Pubs: Selectable Music

I say, there doesn't appear to be any Bach on this infernal Jive Box! --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 12:51, 23 December 2006 (UTC)


For a dare, the chaps at Eton made me spend a rather chilly evening in Lord Bashingworth's crypt, what. --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 12:53, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Malton Court

You have been charged with making too many Peer Reviewed suggestions and are now due to appear before the magistrate. --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 12:58, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

Malton City Park

Ah, the gay twittering of the birds in the early light of dawn! Jeeves, fetch my gun and the hounds, there's a dear chap. --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 23:08, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Car Park Complex

What, no valet service? This place has gone to the dogs, I say. To the dogs! --Funt Solo Scotland flag.JPG 11:10, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

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