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Zombies attacked Curle and I only had my pistol on me at the time.
Hello, my name is Marty; I'm a police officer here in Malton. Now I may be young but I've still seen my share of action.








Contents

Malton Mirror

--NEWS UPDATE-- 6:56 AM, 12 July 2006 (EST) The Malton Mirror is spreading around their newest issue, get it at our distribution point ["Here at the MM HQ!"]-click-

Article Post

Freelance Reporters post articles for the Mirror here. Most hot topics will make the cut, provided they are well written. Who know's I may have to start publishing multipage pdf's... Until then, there will only be a front page so your article may not make it on if there are more relavent articles to publish... Article's that don't make the front page will be posted in the official news section until further notice.

Archive, where old posts go to die...

Picture of The Month

Submit your 'pic of the month' for the Malton Mirror here!!

May has already been chosen; try for June! --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 15:49, 3 May 2007 (BST)

Malton War Crimes Trial

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Writer Applications - The Malton Mirror

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I don't know if the Malton Mirror is still active, but I've got an interview with some of the higher-ranking MOB members if you'd like it for the next issue. --Maverick 08:06, 3 January 2009 (UTC)

I'd love that, and It's about time I got an issue out. --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:11, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
Right, so I'll edit the interview down and get it to you ASAP. --Maverick 09:20, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Roleplay

Rubix41 -static- You had it rough, kid. -static- Losing family is always sad... -static- I can't offer you much but stick with me. We will teach you how to fight the zed horde and -static- So you want to know a little about me and maybe why does that Maxwell Hammer hates DHPD in general and why I hate him in turn. Well, you'll hear about us being zergers and cheats but I joined after that...yet I am tarred with that brush. -whine- You see, I was part of Squad Charlie and we were seige specialists. -static- That means when it comes to sitting out in a building and hitting back, we were the elite. The best. I was a rookie officer when I joined but, after two missions with Charlie, one at Caiger, the other in Dunnel Hills, I knew how to fight zeds. I fought with shotguns. I fought with syringes. I fought with axes. The hard way. The wrong way. The old way. The new way. I saw Caiger fall, once, barricades down in three sectors, and we brought it back from the brink. Then the zeds decided to come to Dunnel Hills.

-static-

With an avalanche of zeds, we were ill prepared. A lot of us fell. Some of us never woke up. People started calling us zergs because of Conndraka's computer club accounts. Allies shunned us. Zeds decided to kill everyone of us, some resorting to zerging to do it. PK'ers thought they were justified in killing us. I never thought it would come but it did...death came to Dunnel Hills.

-whine-

Maxwell Hammer is what you call an anti-thesis of DHPD. The bogeyman. He likes nothing than to wipe us out because of a grudge. Even if we knew nothing about it. There were times when I thought I could talk him around to being an ally or at least a truce. However, that all ended when I was once in a station and he decided to kill me. Without provacation, I knew that was it. There was no turning back - you can't reason with him. He would hurt us without regard.

-crackle-

So what do we fight for? Revenge? Stability? The dream of a peaceful zed free suburb? Or do we just fight? What the others fight for, I don't know anymore. I used to fight because the creed of every officer is to serve and protect and that we have a duty to protect those that are weaker than us. But now...I just want peace. I want to see another day and not think that, in the night, I might not be there anymore...-static- I thought I would share these thoughts with you, Marty, because I see fear in your eyes and I don't think you want to run anymore...but the truth is I don't either and I need people to believe in me for that dream to continue. This is Rubix41, Former Chief of Cotty PD. 10/4

-click-

Marty Banks -static- Thanks man, I just wan't to find my sister and restore my home town from the Hell it's become. -crackle- I'm would like to join the DHPD in order to help save as many people as possible. -static- I don't care about Hammer, he will get his... If only bad guys and zombies actually stayed dead in this place... I just don't know what to do... I don't fear much; but zombies! why zombies!? why my family? Why!! Oh crap they heard me!

-crackle- Koron -radio malfunction- *cough cough cough*...Hello? Is nayoen out there!? -tune out- -tune in- *zombie screams* *.357 magnum fire* I'm back, guys. I'm tryign to report for duty in my old Dixie Squa- gah! -tune out, tune in- *long zombie feeding scream* I need some...help...revival...Salopia rooo- gaaarrggghhhh~! *death crackle* -tune out-

Comments

le sigh

Listen... I have no doubt that you're most likely a fine person IRL, same with your group members. I know that probably means little, but ah well... I also do think that the Goons have been complete asshats to you and your group, and I fully appreciate your being on the defensive in regards to that... That being said, my negative impressions have come mostly from wiki and a small bit of in-game stuff. Notably stuff like the category spam a while back, as an example, and just the really bad way your people have dealt with what was genuinely constructive criticism in the past. An in-game, my dealings with you all, you've been quite in-groupish and, well, frankly came across as kinda snotty. But whatever... But this constant feuding between the DHPD and the Dead is B.S and very frustrating... Now, I don't want a pat on the back or any such thing, but you have noticed haven't you, the Arby case I brought up to get the Goons to stop trying to use the DH barricade plans as a way to slag your group... I've been pretty adamant on my stand against them... I am well aware of what you're dealing with... But simply having to deal with this crap in the first place gets really frustrating and makes one wish you'd ALL just shut up or go away. You can understand, no? And, while I agree the Goons are responsible for the majority of the crap, you guys do your share too... Of course no one is perfect and high or mighty, and I am CERTAINLY the last one to talk about being "post-drama" and always a model of civility on the wiki... Meh, let's just leave it at that... Thanks for the invite, BTW, and I'm hooking up a former group and we're coming up to you neck of the woods, it looks like, so perhaps we'll have a chance to coordinate and beat back the hordes together. ;P --WanYao 21:45, 27 June 2008 (BST)

I share your sentiments man, I wish it would stop too... but for every inch we give them they take a mile. They tried breaking into our forum and attacking us personally and even did vandalism on user and group pages. We've been picking our battles and I'm really glad there's a voice of reason around, Thanks man. But seriously, It'd be cool to have you visit our forums... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:25, 27 June 2008 (BST)
For the record... and this has nothing to do with disputes going on, this is just something that's going down... I am sending an alt into the DMZ region as part of an op involving a few smaller local groups and their (sadly also very small) allies. We've discussed contacting your group, so if you're intersted in working with us, probably the best place to contact me ATM is beerhah.com... And if I see a DHPD member in-game, I'll make contact. Otherwise, I don't want to give away too many details... No, it's not in DH, I'll say that much.... :) --WanYao 21:07, 30 June 2008 (BST)

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Dunell Hills

Gardenator said:
Here's my Super Seckret Screenshot of Dunell Hills.
SUPER SECKRET SCREENSHOT Dunell Hills.jpg
The map is dynamically updated by users running our Super Seckret Addon. The red R's stand for RUINED, the Open stands for open, and etc. As you can see, the entire suburb is ruined and open. --Emot-siren.gif LABIA on the INTERNET Emot-siren.gif Dunell Hills Corpseman The Malton Globetrotters#24 - You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild!||||||||||||||||||||||||||| TMG 20:53, 1 July 2008 (BST)
Sonny Corleone
That's proof that the DHPD is really there...right?...right?... --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 20:58, 1 July 2008 (BST)

Yeah, I've been curious, How can the third highest ranked Survivor group not be in it's own suburb? Are you all at some pub drunk? (In another suburb, Or perhaps think Shaun of The Dead.) 21:55, 1 July 2008 (BST)

I think perhaps you better wake up, Being around and Making a Move are two very different things... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:17, 1 July 2008 (BST)
Where are all you people? I've been around a good lot of Malton without seeing you. Not a single one. Planning any moves?
A group of your magnitude could work on retaking a suburb. 22:39, 1 July 2008 (BST)
We around... and I'm not at liberty to say... lol... The dead have us at a disadvantage, so we're careful about our safehouse locations... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 22:43, 1 July 2008 (BST)
Hehe, you can tell about stuff we've finished with. We were in Bascombe NT in Pedd Village for a bit with some allies doing a fullon siege there, and I think around then we invited a whole bunch of allies to a bar to have a good ol fashioned drunken brawl, which was interrupted by Flowers of Disease showing up. After that kicked off we spent a bit of time with half our squads at Bascombe and the others battling it out around Caiger with FoD, then they decided we'd put up a good fight and decided to join us at Bascombe, shortly after while LUE moved against Caiger and we legged it over there and helped throw up barricades (which FoD helped out with too). After Caiger fell we scattered to the nearby suburbs and did what we could while they were taken apart building by building, and now we've gathered back up and are doing something else. :) (in short we've been busy bunnies). Ezekiel UK 23:33, 1 July 2008 (BST)
Yeah... uh... what he said... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 23:34, 1 July 2008 (BST)

DH Wiki Page

When writing "The current state of Dunell Hills is in flux, and may always be -- with victories large and small for both sides, and the major local groups continuing to making Dunell Hills a constant battleground." you are ignoring its actual current state which is not of flux but an area completely ruined, devoid of humans and full of zombies. Please leave your pro-human propaganda out of a NPOV article. Thanks! Iggles 09:16, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Wrong... there is a battle for Dunell Hills... and its end result is as of yet not determined; The history section should not be filled with poor grammar and propaganda, wait until events have come to pass. --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 18:24, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
Semicolons don't have capitalisations after them so maybe you should try improving your own grammar first? You're the one trying to insert propaganda by ignoring the actual situation. Iggles 19:38, 11 November 2008 (UTC)
I have not inserted anything, this synopsis of events was written by a neutral party. I am protecting it from your vandalism. --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 21:52, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

This matter is now the subject of an arbitration case. Myself as well as other users have offered to arbitrate this dispute. Please go to the case and decide if you wish to take part in this process.

Please refrain from engaging in an edit war until this case has been resolved, I have requested that the page be protected. -- To know the face of God is to know madness....Praise knowledge! Mischief! Mayhem! The Rogues Gallery!. <== DDR Approved Editor 23:05, 11 November 2008 (UTC)

Borehamwood

I notice that you have a non dead alt. Why not bring him out of retirement? Zombie numbers are falling dramatically. --Rosslessness 22:28, 12 January 2009 (UTC)

Puts on his 404 hat

Hey marty, if some of the dhpd are falling back from caiger for a while, we'd appreciate some support in molebank.

For once we're actually making real progress, with at least 4/6 NT's up and running. We're pushing into the two hospitals as we speak, but more people would really speed things up.

We've already got the crimsom clan, ourselves, axes high and various others here. But we'd appreciate more.

Thanks --Rosslessness 21:29, 8 October 2009 (BST)

Well, I know that the squads are on operations *Classified* ; So I'm not sure how much we can send you on specific basis, but know we're in the area and you'll be seeing us around. Dixie's Revive Point is set already, if you register at The DHPD Forums I can hook you up with our location via PM as we're active and it's moving quickly. I'll make sure to pass your message along to the brass... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 06:01, 9 October 2009 (BST)
  1. Thanks marty, im already registered. see the 404 thread, either as little fiffan zinja or LFZ! --Rosslessness 09:33, 9 October 2009 (BST)
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