User talk:Murray Jay Suskind

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the Truth

It is obvious that that comment was intented to provoke a response, and we know that once this is posted you will probably ask someone with the ability to check the IP addresses to find out who we are, which is against the rules of the wiki. It is punishable by demotion, but seeing as you are already associated with people who are comfortable with breaking the rules, you probably wont have any problem with this. Your best bet would be to not let people know that you know who we are, or you will be guilty of using a Sysop to abuse the rules. We already have one person assigned to post on the wiki, so even if you were to find this person's identity, it would only be one of many. You will probably deny all of this as usual, and this may not be even close to what you meant, but we are just warning you.TerraWe know the Truth 03:23, 24 June 2008 (BST)

10k Society

Membership approved. Welcome to the 10K Society. Murray Jay Suskind is now a 10kgold.gif gold member.

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This user is a proud member of the 10k Society

I hope for many of RRF's "old and great ones" to apply for a membership card to show how dedicated and awesome the maltonian zombies are. --CannibalX 04:01, 22 May 2008 (BST)

I approved the RRF list of applicants for the 10k Society, welcome all to the club. Death Cultist, like the RRF-CC or the EF-UAG are allowed naturally. For Distinguished I created this badge 10kdistinguished.gif for 750 deaths and more. --CannibalX 21:12, 1 June 2008 (BST)

Congratulation, Murray Jay Suskind is now a 10kplatinum.gif Platinum Member. --CannibalX 21:35, 9 July 2008 (BST)

Ghetto Cow Redux?

My fellow warriors, the lovely Czarina hasn't forsaken us! I quote:

"==You there!==

Do a favor for me, for old times sake. Start telling dem old GC peeps about our Two Week Special. Chop chop, we only have two months to build support!--Lachryma 05:06, 26 November 2007 (UTC)"


":::Nope, temptation is fun. Anyway, I was thinking of bringing back Ghetto Cow for a week or two in early January. However, y'all will probably be lame and it'll just be me taking over Moggridge PD.--Lachryma 22:25, 24 November 2007 (UTC)

I might come out of retirement a bit earlier then I originally planned to, cuz I left all my scotch in the locker rooms there.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:28, 25 November 2007 (UTC)"

Yes friends, it's true. Ghetto Cow is coming back for a 2 week long ass kickage. I don't have all the details yet, other than this little gig taking place probably early January, but when I have them, I'll be posting them here. So, if you see an ex-Cow, let them know the situation.

Your's truly,

-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:30, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

P.S. Is your old GC guy even active?


* A zombie ( Murray Jay Suskind ) bit into you for 4 damage. (4 seconds ago) 

Nice to see you too! :P ᚱᛁᚹᛖᚾ 17:39, 1 October 2007 (BST)


I'm not sure what to say, but hey, thanks. Hehe... Torec T-CC/CS 04:05, 8 April 2007 (BST)

You slimy bastard! You gave out that kiwi template to all sorts of people! I gave you that idea in the first place! I hate you! *sobs*--Lachryma 04:23, 8 April 2007 (BST)
I hope you have a horrible burning sensation when you pee, sicko.--Lachryma 06:21, 8 April 2007 (BST)
Swfjmq.jpg Oh Snap!
Someone just got served!
Sorry, but I couldn't help myself. :P --ZombieSlay3rSig.pngT 06:32, 8 April 2007 (BST)
I love that template. I've always wanted to use it...but to get it myself?! Wow!--Lachryma 06:38, 8 April 2007 (BST)
I understand that, Murray, but five at the same time?!? Trying to construct a harem or something? O_o --Specialist290 14:13, 8 April 2007 (BST)

A Message from Hagnat

Yeah, about this image you uploaded. I think a better wording would be "you can knock us down", "but we will always rise again" and something on the lines of "you will never stop the auxunit10". I think it makes a better poster out of it. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 02:13, 4 October 2006 (BST)

It's actually a reference to the Chumbawamba song "Tubthumping." The chorus of which goes... "I get knocked down / But I get up again / You're never going to / Keep me down" -- Murray Jay
erm... Chumbawhat? Ow. Sorry about my lack of knoweledge. Please, carry on. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 02:51, 5 October 2006 (BST)
. . .
Here was i thinking that 'chumbawamba' was a northern indian tribe or something... but its an indie english band... geesh XD --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 02:53, 5 October 2006 (BST)


Details man, I need details. :) Are you looking for a generic template or something more specific? Colours, size, wording, style, etc. What's it actually for? (e.g., a template to proclaim your affiliation, a template to be used for making posts in a standardised format, etc.) –Xoid MTFU! 11:51, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

Ah, your standard affiliation type template. Since you didn't specify size, I've made {{MHS}}. It's a little large, but any smaller and the image starts to look screwy. You can use the template in one of two ways: {{MHS}} will just give you the default. {{MHS|group}} will change the word "user" to "group". (You can use anything there if you so desire; though "group" is about as large a word as you can get without the sentence breaking off onto multiple lines.) –Xoid MTFU! 03:00 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Quick Tip on Wiki Editing

Let's just say you wanted to link to the masthead. The normal link looks like [[Image:Malton herald and sun.jpg]] — but that adds the image to the page. You can link to [[:Image:Malton herald and sun.jpg]] instead and only the link will show up. This trick also works for things like categories. –Xoid MTFU! 03:00, 30 October 2006 (UTC)


I like all those pictures with green faces and I've been thinking... have you done this one[1] yet? --Ron Burgundy 06:43, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah, sure, I'd totally be up for the "Better Know an Enemy" thing. Anytime is cool, man.  :) --Ron Burgundy 05:45, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

"Better Know an Enemy"

Hah! You puny capitalist zombies are making us laugh. We will crush your pathetic little "horde" with the incredible might of the USSR and our numerous survivor allies. But before we do that, my rotting friend, I will allow you to interview me, so you will know who exactly will annihilate you. You see, I don't care that you or your zombie buddies will twist my words and spread around your blatant anti-Soviet propaganda, especially these revisionist anti-human policies you rotters in Red Guards are following. Protomorph 08:00, 4 January 2007 (UTC)


I love that comic you just uploaded! What are you going to use it for?--Lachryma 00:29, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

An Award From The Gore Corps

Banana.gif B-A-N-A-N-A-Z!
This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.

--Goolina Gore Corps 01:29, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Malton Herald & Sun

Yay, another cool comic! It's lovely. Anyway, I haven't looked at the Herald page in a while, and wow! There's tons of new stuff. I especially like the Letter from the Editor, as it hits the spot about zombie numbers and what we can do about them. I started a new zombie, and feth, it's hard being low level. But a strike isn't helping things, in my opinion. Anyway, I really like your newspaper!--Lachryma 03:58, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Despite your tempting offer (I've always admired the insanity of RRF. Squaredancing?!), I'm currently with the Mall Tour. I finally figured out what time they attack so I don't have to hammer away at churches or junkyards anymore. When the tour is over I'll probably stop by your forums and join the fun. Until then, I have the Herald and Sun!--Lachryma 04:16, 25 January 2007 (UTC)

Mistaken Idenity

No, that's not my alt. They all have very different some random person got a 'hug' from you. Hell, I don't even know where Marven Mall is.--Lachryma 22:59, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

A Favor!

Hey, I was working on a "Random Propaganda" section here but I found way too many pro-survivor posters. Could you let me know about any cool zombie/Soviet-inspired posters here on the wiki? Thanks for your time!--Lachryma 22:48, 9 February 2007 (UTC)

Woo, I love the "I gave my brains" and the "DeBrains" posters! Is it cool if I put them on my group's page, to counteract the C4NT and pro-survivor stuff? Oh, and that's a cool United Front you got set up...and you were pretty mad when you did that RidleySpotting one, huh?--Lachryma 18:19, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Yeah, good luck with your zombie propaganda page. It's an excellent idea.--Lachryma 19:06, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Mayor of Malton

Huey wanted me to tell you that he wishes you the best of luck on your campaign, and may the best zed win!

(Realistically I know I probably don't stand a chance of winning, but:

1. I'm a bit of a roleplay freak.
2. My zombie character (Huey P Long) is a historical character who was a pretty good politician in RL, and
3. I've always wanted to do something like this :D

As before, best of luck to ya :) ) --Specialist290 03:23, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

P.S.: Oh yeah, and a few questions: Regarding alts and voting--are people going to get one vote per alt, or just one vote total? Will they have to "register" their characters for the primaries to ensure a fair election? Will people w/ both dedicated zombie and human characters get to vote in both primaries but only once in the election? Just a few things that come to mind.

Also--since you're running, who's gonna actually count the votes? ;) --Specialist290 04:53, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

Paging Jimmy Carter!--Lachryma 04:54, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

I wish to inform you that if you win I shall have to stab you in the eye. And then we can all get drunk together. --Ashadoa 14:15, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

(Put this on the MoM talk page yesterday, but didn't get a response there.)

So, have you come up w/ a plan for fixing counting the votes? ;) --Specialist290 21:04, 4 April 2007 (BST)

A General Message to All GC Personnel

Sign up for a GC-Op, please. --Ev

Official Welcome To Ghetto Cow

Whoops, I forgot about this. Anyway, feel free to edit our wiki page some, remember to not bite your fellow survivors, and welcome to Ghetto Cow! Here, have a rat:

Rat-ah-tat-tat.jpg Here, have a rat!
Lachryma has given Murray Jay Suskind a rat for joining Ghetto Cow and being cool about kiwis!

--Lachryma 16:35, 22 March 2007 (UTC)

Mmm, typos...

Your big bad AU10 template has a dumb period after the exclamation point. I removed it once, but you put it back when you changed the colors. I didn't remove it again because I figured you'd yell at me...--Lachryma 17:56, 7 April 2007 (BST)

That kiwi template rules! You're on a roll! And I might get a chance to to use that feth one though...--Lachryma 19:37, 7 April 2007 (BST)

Zombicratic Party Debate

Sorry, not interested. I'm actually considering pitching my hat into the ring as a late-entry dark horse independent with a pro survivor platform (shocking, I know)- the election still needs at least one human candidate who intends to take action to save survivors from their own stupidity. As such, I'm not an unbiased observer. --S.WiersctdpNTmapx:oo 00:17, 10 April 2007 (BST)

hmm.. well Murray unless you can think of another moderator thats into it i think the whole idea is screwed. the only people i know that may do it are members of the BMC, and they may be biased twards me...oh i was going to say too, i have a chat dealie on my forum, i figured that would work pretty well for this. if we can find somone that is. -Bullgod 02:20, 10 April 2007 (BST)
that wont work for me, i cant run IRC on my mac. i realy see no problem with using the chat featur on my board, no one ever uses it, so its not like its going to be full of my suporters. if you like i can even set up a seperate one off site that none of my members have the password to, if you wory about that sort of thing. -Bullgod 04:57, 10 April 2007 (BST)
I'll be basically content w/ whatever arrangements you guys can hammer out, myself. Just fill me in on the details. --Huey P Long 06:14, 10 April 2007 (BST)
shure, Xyu sounds good to me if he'll do it, he's a good guy. -Bullgod 17:06, 11 April 2007 (BST)
Sounds like an idea. --Huey P Long 19:00, 11 April 2007 (BST)

Congrats (?)

Indeed, I enjoyed running against you Mr. Suskind, and hopefully my next race will find me a bit better prepared. (Fun Fact of the Day: The RL Huey lost his first governor's race, too.) Anyway, I would like to offer my congratulations to you for doing so well in the race, and to... whoever actually wins it, once the decision is made. I will throw my full weight behind the Zombiecratic Party candidate and use my full resources to ensure that my supporters will contribute to bringing down those harman cerebroplutocrats!

Also, do you know where I might be able to find the services of a good graphics designer / image editor? I'm intrigued by your campaign posters and would like to request their services for a little project of my own... --Huey P Long 02:09, 18 April 2007 (BST)

General Elections

Done. --Specialist290 23:53, 1 May 2007 (BST)

No problem.

Incidentally, for the sake of our mental health, I hope Ghetto Cow, the RRF, and Lebende Tote never decide to all party in the same suburb at the same time ;) --Specialist290 00:09, 2 May 2007 (BST)
Meh, Lach got there before I did... --Specialist290 01:22, 2 May 2007 (BST)

Historical Stuffs

I think Matt has a decent idea here (under my vote) and I was wondering if you'd go for that. Making the Red Guards page a subpage of the RRF would solve some problems, no?--Lachryma 05:22, 11 May 2007 (BST)

Aaaaagh, my talk page says put stuff at the top! The top! Anyway, you put in a move request for a mod to move your feth at A/MR. It's pretty simple, and rarely used, so don't feel like a fool for not knowing that.--Lachryma 15:24, 11 May 2007 (BST)

120 Zombies Outside Blackmore?!

Did the RRF find a tanning bed and decide to come home?--Lachryma 20:05, 22 May 2007 (BST)

Ah, gotcha. Thanks for the info! Maybe Ghetto Cow will come by, it has been a while since we've had a good siege...which strike team got moved?--Lachryma 20:26, 22 May 2007 (BST)
I bet it would, sicko. Well, I've never slapped a giant zombie lobster before, so it might be worth it...plot...plot...--Lachryma 20:45, 22 May 2007 (BST)
Well, it'll be a definite change of pace to be going against you for once, Murray (aside from the Mayor of Malton election, of course, but in that case we were ultimately on the same side anyway). I also wouldn't mind engaging you in single combat on an empty grassy plain one day, but sadly in this modern era of strike teams, coordinated strikes, and meticulous prior planning, such gentlemanly ways of warfare are looked on as quaintly anachronistic... --Specialist290 01:09, 23 May 2007 (BST)

Updating Danger Reports

When updating danger reports, please don't delete the user line. it's there for purpose. It's even written on the page... By the way, thanks for infections, i'm alive, but still that was nice... --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 17:43, 23 May 2007 (BST)

i was talking about this stuff --Duke GarlandTLCD SSZ 20:26, 23 May 2007 (BST)

Revive Hesh.

Have him join Project Spark Plug.

You know you want to.


--Jonathan Frey 21:58, 2 June 2007 (BST)


I took the liberty to add you to The Wiki Code Stealers group page, since I noticed you are using one of our templates, welcome-- Che -T GC X 02:56, 8 June 2007 (BST)

In fact the code for strike thru text is alredy there, in the "Easy to get" code just use <s></s> and it gets striked -- Che -T GC X 22:56, 21 June 2007 (BST)

Merry Yahoomas!

Merry Yahoomas Papa, now get out there and open your harmanz!--karek 23:25, 19 June 2007 (BST)

Presents.jpg Merry Yahoomas
Karek wishes you a Merry Yahoomas. Now go open your harmans and be sure to spread the love, and hugs for everyone!


Okay, I finally slapped some questions together. Take as long as you want.

I'm chatting with half of the Mayor of Malton, Papa of the RRF, the ever famous Murray Jay Suskind!

First off, can I get you to 'mrh?' for me, just for the record?

How did you first get invovled with the RRF?

What do Ron Burgundy's brains taste like?

Did you wake up one day and say "I'm gonna be Papa of the RRF!"? How did it happen?

Tell me about the RRF's mascot.

Have you ever thought to yourself during a siege, "Wow, these 'survivors' are lame. This sucks"?

How have you celebrated Yahoomas?

What's your opinion of the current Zombie/Survivor imbalance?

How would you describe your leadership style?

What are some of the challenges you foresee for the RRF and yourself as Papa in the months ahead?

Do you have anything to say to fresh zombie players?

Finally, Lachryma: Pretty kiwis or prettiest kiwis?

And,!--Lachryma 02:46, 21 June 2007 (BST)

Damn, you got the last word on that one! And since I can't think of any good follow-up questions (although I did get you to reveal your secret plan for Blackmore! Yesssss!), expect to see this lovely interview on the C4NT's page at some point in the near future. Thanks for your time!--Lachryma 05:18, 21 June 2007 (BST)

RRF Wiki Page

Howdy. I was about to start a rework on the RRF page, and then realized it should be better to ask if i could do it before i actually do it. For now created only the home page, and the others would had a similar layout of the current one, but with my touch of style to it (using the old ridleybank-sam we used to had in our page logo). So, do i have your blessing ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 19:51, 27 June 2007 (BST)

wow, it's been that long since i asked your permission to change the RRF wiki page ? w00t. Anyway, i am finished. Take a look. Liked it ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 04:11, 12 September 2007 (BST)
Me likee.--Karekmaps?! 05:35, 12 September 2007 (BST)

Oops. Sorry about that. the layout i have made was only tested with Firefox... looking it now in Internet Explorer it does not center things nicely inside the page. I will work on it this weekend, perhaps on Monday i will have a final version of it. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 16:30, 14 September 2007 (BST)


A giganaustic flappin jack wanna coola trijack. Erfun didop banut indogojo. Ordan razzor tef flonz. Rajeg rupe wretas itern. amirite? --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 23:03, 13 July 2007 (BST)


Troll lawyer.jpg Troll Lawyers
This user liked it before the trolls got edumacated with the laws and stuff.

A gift for you. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 02:56, 16 July 2007 (BST)

Another gift for you. --Akule School's in session. 14:23, 30 July 2007 (BST)


fred whipped this up and i thought you might like it.----Sexualharrison MR ה TStarofdavid2.png Boobs.gif 17:35, 6 August 2007 (BST)

Librarian small.jpg Free Information
Libraries are for everyone and should remain barricade free.


Ghetto Cow is ending. Please vote in the historical groups section, and remove the GC tag from your profile. Thank you.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 19:44, 7 August 2007 (BST)

This lazy bum doesn't even use his GC alt, he claims to be busy running some huge zombie horde, better vote, MJS!--Lachryma 19:56, 7 August 2007 (BST)

RMF added to the United Front of zombie propaganda

Hi, there, just a note letting you know that I recently edited The_United_Front_of_Zombie_Propaganda page that you started for the sharing of zombie group propaganda. I've added the Rowcliffe Must Fall group to the page. --Fox0ne 18:23, 29 November 2007 (UTC)


i hope you dont mind but since i still get asked about the whole us running as one guy in the election thing i made a page to explain Murbulskond. if you have any problems with it feel free to change it or tell me and i will, but i think it looks ok.--Bullgod 22:42, 18 April 2008 (BST)

Hello my good man!

Mayor.png Dear Fellow
Chance would have it that another Mayoral race has begun! Word on the street is that you'd be a stellar candidate to walk up the apples and pears to stand as mayor! Jolly good show, and hop on over to the election space to declare yourself. Pip, pip!

--Yonnua Koponen Talk ! Contribs 18:37, 1 June 2010 (BST)