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come on msn--MichaelRead 11:49, 17 October 2007 (BST)

dude. update your user page? and whats Nickx4 up to? We need to hookup. I'm in hollomstown area. Leveling up nicely.--Jed 06:52, 24 October 2007 (BST)

PowerOf5.jpg People Of The World!
This user was an outrageously sexy member of The Spice Girls. Spice Up Your Life!.

come on msn, now!

we can do iChat, i'm not wearing a shirt ;)--MichaelRead 12:28, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

[[1]] come join me.--Jed 23:52, 3 November 2007 (UTC)
bahahaha...i was wondering why you had edited the page the same day as me and apparently done the exact same thing...then i noticed i had accidentally changed SoA to disbanded...meh i think they are anyway...--Jed 06:07, 10 November 2007 (UTC)

oi penis pump. come on msn. spice girls business xx--MichaelRead 09:28, 25 November 2007 (UTC)

Malton Music Industry

hey dude, are we invited to the rampage too? :) The Malton Music Industry is active in Santlerville for now -Bassist55 10:48, 3 April 2007 (BST)


You mentioned in your little news update on the BBK page that someone's been killing in a cemetery, violating the SGP. I would like to point out that counting on the SGP to keep you alive isn't the best of ideas. SGP is a good idea, but it's not universally followed or enforced - it has neither authority nor power, and cannot allow or disallow anything. At best, it can serve as a tool to help you predict the behaviour of other supporters.

Oh, also, killing is killing. There's no good reason (eliminating a PK or rotter) or bad reason (im n ur NT, devivin ur revivarz) to kill, just kills that are more useful or less useful to a given side from tactical and strategic points of view. I wouldn't dare suggest you should keep NPOV on your own group's wiki page, but I would like to point out that for every kill someone thought was a bad idea, someone else thought it was a good idea, and you're not going to get some universal censure response to the breach of what is, at best, subjective etiquette. It's a waste of time trying, is all.

The thing about rules of conduct in UD is there aren't many. Don't zerg, and don't do anything that could get you or Kevan in RL legal trouble, are basically it. The rest is voluntary, and varies from person to person and group to group.

Please excuse the execrable grammar and spelling in that second set of parentheses. I meant that as a bit of ironic humour only. --Mold 05:45, 14 April 2007 (BST)

Club Mold

Actually, I wasn't aware of the existance of Club Mold. I came up with Mold as a name when I was thinking about the decomposition process of corpses. --Mold 14:50, 15 April 2007 (BST)


Could you give me a link to this "Tony Darkgrave's" profile, perchance? --CaptainM 20:45, 16 April 2007 (BST)

Cemetery Revive Point

With the major breech in Dowdney Mall yesterday and the fall of St. Columbanus's Hospital, your revive point you maintain at Santlerville Cemetery has a long list of people waiting to come back to life. I hope you and your group are up to the job. The Dribbling Beavers are also aware of the situation and will help with revives at The Finch Monument and the Cemetery as much as they can.

St. Matthew's Hospital Administrator.--Sunil 14:16, 18 May 2007 (BST)


Stop creating pages that just have one line of text in them (Douch Street for example}. Please,Please, review the Location Style Guide before proceeding to make any further locations pages. --User:Axe27/Sig 20:48, 20 June 2007 (BST)

Sorry bro. I didn't realise these one line pages were so numerous. How many exactly have I created? Just checking my contributions I see two (one being my first ever page on any wiki, being my group page). Alright, I'll stop being a constant nuisance.--Nallan 10:20, 22 June 2007 (BST)

The Watchmen

Firstly i would like to point out what an appauling forum you have, had it of been any good i may have taken your advice and contacted you there. I would also appreciate it if you wished to contact Finis you did it on his user page rather than flame bait on ours. The Watchmen really dont care how much of an idiot Finis Valorum is renound for being we just enjoy wasting the BBK.

Look forward to running into you in Santlerville. --The'Joker - The Watchmen 14:00, 30 June 2007 (BST)

Hehe i wasnt expecting you to bulldoze your forum just for me, im slightly humbled by this. Likewise The Watchmen dont have anything against the BBK its just buisness. Glad to see that you actually dont take this as seriously as i first thought, i will definately look forward to wasting you know.

cheers --The'Joker - The Watchmen 13:08, 1 July 2007 (BST)

dear nallan

i like your face

Zomburger.jpg U can haz zambahbargar!
Sexylegsread has given Nallan a zomburger for Because he is hectic

whos goat girl?--Jed 10:00, 5 October 2007 (BST)

Sam Lewin. Goes to school with us. You don't know him.--Nick 08:50, 6 October 2007 (BST)
hey nick..havent spoken to you in ages. what you up to? hows year 12 going? just wondering if your attempting/planning to keep the BBK going? coz theres still a fair few people with it in their name. and they are PKing. And are assumed to be associated with revolution. Anyway, get on msn some time...--Jed 07:07, 29 October 2007 (UTC)

Aide Request

Reports have gotten out that a seige on Dowdney is about to happen. Tynte Mall fell in less than a day at the hands of LUE and KZT. They are headed to Dowdney next. I ask for your group to fight with Metal Fox and defend the mall. Jaydepps 19:46, 13 July 2007 (BST)

I'm here too.

If it still helps. DanceDanceRevolution 10:50, 12 October 2007 (BST)

BBK page

Yeah, its fine. Should stick that inactive tag up now too. DanceDanceRevolution 07:53, 30 October 2007 (UTC)


Karek has made his opening statement. If you and Jed want to prepare yours now that'd be great.--SeventythreeTalk 14:35, 1 February 2008 (UTC) Could you guys maybe hurry up a bit and get your arbitration case argument sorted? Otherwise I'm going to have to rule on just what Karek has said so far.--SeventythreeTalk 12:05, 9 February 2008 (UTC)

Ruling is ready on that arbitration case, just to let ya know.--SeventythreeTalk 15:22, 15 February 2008 (UTC)


Hey mister, you haz r involved in an ongoing arby's case. I suggest you take a look and pick an arbiter.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:53, 27 January 2008 (UTC)

he knows. we've discussed. but now he's sleeping. so shhhhhh.--Jed 14:56, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
*In a whispery sort of voice* Oh, okay! I be as quite as a cookie!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:58, 27 January 2008 (UTC)
Yeah I'm awake. Me and Jed are discussing now.--Nick 00:19, 28 January 2008 (UTC)
Hey, you just died at Morrish. You were dragged out onto the streets. Good luck on getting a needle.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 01:12, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm heading back to Santler anyway, so I'll just go to the fastest RP in Malton.--Nick 04:17, 1 February 2008 (UTC)
Trademark. Don't forget the TM. The damn thing costs me 300 bucks a year.--Jed 03:46, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Re: Hi

Sorry, I'm mostly in the east and southeast corner of Malton these days. I was just updating Jensentown with something I caught on the radio. Hope you get a revive.   --cuio (talk) (NW) 05:26, 15 December 2007 (UTC)


[2] We can vandalise our own page as much as we want ;)--Jed 09:31, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

RE: Nice

Yes, it's a very nice list and I couldn't live on without contributing to it.--  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 23:36, 26 November 2007 (UTC)

Well if they are worthy of the list it would have to be on UD grounds...'danger' isn't funny in any other way, sorry but its true. btw i finally watched borat tonight...i think interestingly named would be a good sub category. a good structure would be like:

Amusing Locations


Interesting Locations

       UD relevant

what d'ya think?--Jed 11:06, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

I LoLed.-Jed 09:29, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

Location pages

Talk about it with Vantar. Xoid is dead. I'm his spirit.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 00:56, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

That very issue is currently being discussed. Feel free to help discuss the issue at UDWiki talk:Location Style Guide - Vantar 01:37, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

re: hong-kong

Sure --~~~~ [talk] 12:22, 6 January 2008 (UTC)


i bet that made him look :P nice work!--Jed 09:28, 18 January 2008 (UTC)


for the template.--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 16:15, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

not really

i had 38 ap and was waiting till 40 to go hunting myself. was loging in every 20 min to check things (mind that i'm doing this from work). had a full inventory worth of shotgun shells (for a month already) and didn't waste any of them in giddings because was saving for manhunt. and you think i won't have any hard feelings from this?!... i don't think as a zombie i would manage something, area is zombieless and i'll only get headshots from random trenchies --~~~~ [talk] 13:30, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

ALiM locations

Sorry, I did see the note you left on the talk page. I just haven't had time to make the changes to the page yet. I'll get to it at some point this week, I swear. Karaburma 18:06, 15 February 2008 (UTC)


I deadset nearly ripped my hair out when I saw Kareks reply to you on the arby talk page. Honestly, read his replies. They are all irrelevant drivel that just sounds official. In actual fact he is saying a lot about nothing.

Also he edited the ALiM an effort to clean it up I suppose. Talk about high and mighty? I guess he just thinks your work is not good enough, and felt the need to dress up the page. Wanker.--MichaelRead 12:27, 16 February 2008 (UTC)

Doesn't being another powerless wikizen suck? FATCHICK for sysop! Seriously though. We need someone on the inside...--Nick 08:50, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Why did you change the wording on the 2C template? it was fine how it was....and i vote you for sysop. your the most involved and respectable.--xoxo 10:10, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Hai guyz, wut abot me? I want sysops!!!111!!one!!3.14!!!11!!!v=d/t!!!!1-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 18:10, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
thats some good maths right there. and why don't you go for it then? i'll vouch for you, even if nick hates you.--xoxo 07:08, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
I'm higher on the 'most linked to pages' than you Nick. DanceDanceRevolution 07:19, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
Wait, Nick hates me? Why? I barely even know the guy. :( -- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 14:55, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Yeah I don't actually hate you. I just didn't want you for arbitration coz I got the feeling you were pretty chummy with Karek.--Nick 06:08, 19 February 2008 (UTC)

We seem to agree on a lot of points, but the only people I could really consider anything near a friend would be Gnome, 73, Lachryma, the rest of the Ghetto Cow. And a few random people I'm too tired to name right now. I figured that was the reason you didn't want me for arby's, but I had no idea why you'd hate me. Well, Guten Tag!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:17, 21 February 2008 (UTC)

get on msn yeahs?--MichaelRead 09:54, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

i know you are on here, and I need you to get on teh messenger.--MichaelRead 11:41, 29 February 2008 (UTC)


Thanks a bunch for adding us to the groups section on the Penny Heights page. I'm ignorant to the wiki in many ways and barely get by with what I know. So I do very little to public pages like that, and focus on my own page. BBK will be added to our own ally section as well. Thanks for the support and help. --Max Briggs 05:10, 1 March 2008 (UTC)

DUDE, sig?

Whaddya reckon? Give me suggestions on what to add/remove/change--CyberRead240 10:22, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

no I did it myself! Go to help, and you'll find it in there. Pretty simple really.--CyberRead240 06:23, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Well yeah, but change the colours of course. Mines just basic, really.--CyberRead240 08:34, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

I see you're trying to test your new sig. Need some help? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:06, 23 March 2008 (UTC)

It looks fine the way it is. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 01:11, 23 March 2008 (UTC)


I noticed it was in the category: minigames. The category has heaps of fun things that we should carry on once midcourses are over. DanceDanceRevolution 23:43, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

6 months in Urban Dead

So it's finally finished, and I really want to release it, but I sort of either want to wait till the Dead bugger off or at leased wait till 200 days pass, considering 6 months it only 182 days. DanceDanceRevolution 03:28, 31 March 2008 (BST)

sweet, i'll give that a go then. I'm gonna fix up the Malton Manhunt page when I find the time, you know, give it stat tables etc, and figure rules for a public manhunt. I'm going to need you and the BBK's help, I would want to know how to police a public manhunt, if you have the time to daydream, could you try to think of anti-cheating solutions like leaving areas or getting revived if one dies from an external influence etc. A long term goal for the manhunt would make one so good and big it became a historical event. just imagine... DanceDanceRevolution 05:27, 31 March 2008 (BST)
We could talk later, I'm gonna study too. Cya. DanceDanceRevolution 05:55, 31 March 2008 (BST)


Stop hand.png

Please do not vandalise user pages on this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked.

-- boxy talki 13:44 1 April 2008 (BST)

I prefer it when mods link to the vandalism in their warnings, more lolz for everyone.--xoxo 05:35, 2 April 2008 (BST)
yeah haha.--Nallan (Talk) 05:35, 2 April 2008 (BST)

Stop hand.png

Please do not get drunk and internet on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges will be revoked. This is your last warning.

-- boxy talki 15:29 4 April 2008 (BST)

Bahaha, I know what he wrote was stupid. But fuck, I was with him when he wrote this. It was Nick in his finest hour.--CyberRead240 15:30, 4 April 2008 (BST)
Sad, but undoubtedly true -- boxy talki 15:44 4 April 2008 (BST)
Link me michael? DanceDanceRevolution 07:00, 7 April 2008 (BST)
Stop hand.png

You have been banned from the wiki for 24 hours for creating spam pages. If you continue to vandalise the wiki, you will face longer bans. -- Cheese 14:07, 24 June 2008 (BST)

group* pages--CyberRead240 14:13, 24 June 2008 (BST)
lolicious lolz.--xoxo 14:38, 24 June 2008 (BST)

finis and his vandalism?

isnt he NOT allowed to have his dicky name as 'Finis, The mighty one' on his userpage? oh and because of his fits of paranoia, he deletes eveyrthing, I tried helping the fuckwit fix up an error in his userpage which makes him look like a retard and he deleted it. hahahahaha. check under 'This is what happens when you mess with Finis. *nothing* and this' DanceDanceRevolution 06:58, 9 April 2008 (BST)

he fixed it. and yeah you can have that if you want. Well others have something different from their username so i assume you can.--xoxo 07:04, 9 April 2008 (BST)
OH, I know I will contact you here quicker.

But fuck, Wernhard. Cannot get over that shit.--CyberRead240 07:57, 9 April 2008 (BST)

The rumours are true

For whatever reason, your sig does not show up on a pc. Its gay. Stupid PCs.--CyberRead240 03:44, 11 April 2008 (BST)

What do you mean PC? I own a PC and it shows up fine. DanceDanceRevolution 07:10, 11 April 2008 (BST)
It shows up. It just looks fucking ugly and blocky. is that not how its spose to look?--xoxo 08:08, 11 April 2008 (BST)
Yeah I'm on a pc right now at it looks shit. I can't even read the name - the first thing i can see is the "???". Oh well. I guess it's their fault for owning a PC. I just came on quickly to check emails (im at my nan's), so BBKs - I'll cyas wednesday morn ;)--Nallan (Talk) 11:53, 12 April 2008 (BST)
It might be a Internet Explorer VS Firefox problem....--CyberRead240 12:30, 12 April 2008 (BST)
I can see the Nick, its just ugly as fuck. I thought you were just being a Douch Street having a massive and intrusive sig, and i was proud of you!--xoxo 06:05, 13 April 2008 (BST)
I got firefox and it looks fine. DanceDanceRevolution 00:54, 30 April 2008 (BST)


got any suggestions? DanceDanceRevolution 10:36, 23 April 2008 (BST)

Zombie by the Cranberries.--xoxo 12:15, 23 April 2008 (BST)
Time is running out. Apocalypse please. Actually they wouldn't fit but the name's are appropriate.--Nallan (Talk) 06:37, 24 April 2008 (BST)

A Dribbling in Distress. . . .


Signed on and saw your message. I managed to dig up your profile and CR'd you at Ames. Right now I'm hiding out in the RailWay Station SW of you. My current mission is to find fuel, I want to dump a genny into Haslock NT and do a mad search for needles. If you are game I will trek back to our usual library to find it, though the unfriendlies around Haslock seem to be spreading outward.

Cheers on finding me on the Wiki :P

Magnar Thomas

Yeah, I did not like the situation of our lovely Library, so I tucked into the nearby Junkyard. In my experience I have only fallen in a junkyard once, to 'the Dead' (coincidence?) so they are generally safe. I will try working with THEM today on taking Haslock, but I have a physics exam and other college crap, so it may not be till late. Once the unfriendlies move on, I am game to go down to Santerville and try to help you Beavers out a bit.
We will have to see. My other two alts are dancing around and since I keep them atleast 2 suburbs apart its quite a juggle for me to move them around so much. But if Santerville is in solid state I probably wont come down, I like to help people back onto their feet. Thanks for the offer though.

sig helpture

Hey nallan, I am wanting to know that if I were to create a sig page, how would I then put the sig into a normal timestamp? I don't have to, like, copy and paste the template every time, right? DanceDanceRevolution 01:00, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Never mind. DDR 01:11, 30 April 2008 (BST)
Can you print screen what my huge signature looks like and email it too me? I'm curious as to how big it looks. DDR 04:43, 30 April 2008 (BST)
Okay I have sought other methods. Do my sig and profile page look like I would hope to you? DanceDanceRevolutionTalkUrban Dead Media 06:44, 30 April 2008 (BST)
Finally, I'm stylish! DanceDanceRevolutionTalkUrban Dead Media 07:12, 30 April 2008 (BST)
Your sig is sexy! ;)--xoxo 07:16, 30 April 2008 (BST)

template we might like

Gun.jpg Bang!
John Doe wants Richard Roe to die.

Finis anyone? DanceDanceRevolutionTalkUrban Dead Media 07:37, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Gun.jpg Bang!
Everyone wants Finis to die.
Like so?--Nallan (Talk) 07:42, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Hey Cool Guy!

You know, I have said "IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW THE RULES THEN I WILL DELETE YOUR POST" multiple times to multiple people. Because you didn't follow this I deleted your post. Your inability to read is no fault of my own, and whining and bitching about it makes it no different. So please, Grow up. --User:Axe27/Sig 02:16, 25 May 2008 (BST)

You're telling him to grow up? Dude you had a sook and deleted a comment that was purely for your benefit just because it didn't follow your more-complex-than-necessary my unbiased opinion it is you who needs to grow up.--xoxo 03:05, 25 May 2008 (BST)
Let's take a look at my "complex rules"
  1. Spell correctly.
  2. Sign your comments.
  3. Put it under Discussion, and put all new Discussion at the top. (Except Dux.)
  4. Don't start talking about pointless shit. 

WOW! Very complex. Place at top, check your spelling and sign?! NOOO!!!! MOMMY NOOO!!!...What, are you kidding me? For christ's sake, it shouldn't take a goddamn genius to do that. --User:Axe27/Sig 22:06, 25 May 2008 (BST)

Rule 1, you're just trying to feel superior and be pedantic. Rule 2, fair enough. Rule 3, ASSHOLE! It's so much easier to post at the bottom! See the pretty little plus sign? Guess what it's supposed to make easier. Rule 4, meh - if you want.--xoxo 07:51, 26 May 2008 (BST)
Regardless of how complex they are - they're "more-complex-than-necessary", meaning a greater value than 0, the universal complexity level for all good talk pages.--Nallan (Talk) 13:05, 26 May 2008 (BST)


please stop spamming the sandbox/sandpit unless it's needed. It's ok to have fun in the wiki, but when it borders assylum behaviour i think it's time to stpo it. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 12:29, 26 May 2008 (BST)

Sandpit.jpg Sandpit Revolution
This user is making a stand!

. Thank me later.--xoxo 12:23, 29 May 2008 (BST)

An invite...

...for here. You might be interested. --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 22:20, 10 June 2008 (BST)

Location Styles

(reposted from my talk page) eventually pages like that will be split up and all locations should have their own individual page. dont worry about adding information to pages that will become obsolete, anybody who splits up pages should take all of the information off of the existing page when they make a new page. --Scotw 01:30, 13 June 2008 (BST)


For backing me up about this stupid 'bounty' nonsense. DanceDanceRevolution 10:49, 15 June 2008 (BST)

melbourne zombie shuffle!

being the zombie fanatic you are, I figured you might want to go to this event in Melbourne sometime. It looks amazingly fun, to be honest. Just google 'zombie shuffle'. DanceDanceRevolution 13:52, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Yeah, we TOTALLY have to go. I really want to shuffle around with brain rot for a day, seriously. Everyone plays there part so well, its incredible. DanceDanceRevolution 11:23, 21 June 2008 (BST)

Cracknell Towers

Got your hello, must of just missed you. How about the name of this place?--Dr Mycroft Chris 19:41, 24 June 2008 (BST)

Cheap shot

You prick, you stole a kill off a zombie, at a rot revive point :P -- boxy talki 13:51 26 June 2008 (BST)

Hey Ma-Llo-Ry! Dere's some Gal Here with a Template for Ya.

Nick.jpg Play on Names
This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? Everyone's favorite trash artist from an 80's sitcom. Hey Mallory!
Would you have preferred Nick Fury, Agent of Shield? Too bad. You get Nick from Family Ties instead.
Check out the 80's hair.

What, no one else ever watched Family Ties? Bored with Work. I have no idea who you are and I've never talked to you. You were completely picked at random. I mean it. Enjoy the template. --Tselita 16:08, 26 June 2008 (BST)

I'm 18, and even I've seen family ties! I just wonder if Nick's sheltered lifestyle ever led him to view such fine programming..--CyberRead240 16:21, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Please go to and vote Keep so that the Grimch doesn't try to delete the template I made for you (and others). Thank you. --Tselita 13:09, 27 June 2008 (BST)

News about Iuke skywaIker

After few weeks of investigations we (ZHU and TDB) managed to put some funny stuff on the wiki. I think you may be interested (sorry if I'm wrong), and I guess you may have some unknown and important documentation/suggestions (we especially need info about his old alts). We were trying to double check everything, and apparently Iuke has no objections concerning the validity of this list. If you like it I'll appreciate (and I'm pretty sure that Iuke will appreciate it too) linking it from your templated sig. Thanks and sorry for wasting your time if it doesn't bother you anymore. -- 

21:07, 9 July 2008 (BST)


DO IT--CyberRead240 11:36, 15 July 2008 (BST)

DO IT AGAIN--CyberRead240 10:46, 14 August 2008 (BST)

'Somebody has spraypainted Keep @ ESB onto a wall.'

Only in Pitneybank... DanceDanceRevolution 14:39, 15 July 2008 (BST)

Axe Hack's Manhunt

For being the runner up:

Axe Hack's Manhunt.jpg Axe Hack's Manhunt
This user came runner up in Axe Hack's Manhunt 2008

Yes. I'm working slowly. Your templates will all eventually come...Like the logo? --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 19:57, 2 August 2008 (BST)

Yeah it's cool!--Nallan (Talk) 07:39, 17 August 2008 (BST)




Hey, Nick. I think..

that your new sig is


lol its rly not good.--CyberRead240 12:50, 17 August 2008 (BST)

msn i need to give you mentz details delete this when you get it k thx--CyberRead240 08:04, 20 August 2008 (BST)

im so sorry that i keep telling you to do this via udwiki but come the fuck on msn for lulz--CyberRead240 11:04, 20 August 2008 (BST)

but LULZ! can be had right here...--xoxo 11:40, 20 August 2008 (BST)

Check out my User:Sexylegsread/sandpit

and tell me what you think/what should be added. Lets start working on templates etc now.--CyberRead240 10:38, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Holy shet, our main pages nearly have exactly the same number of views. I'm winning though--CyberRead240 14:38, 25 August 2008 (BST)

Yeah usual msn come on waterbombings silly string tomorrow etc etc msn now cool--CyberRead240 10:49, 16 September 2008 (BST)

Player Hunt

Details and shit are up now on Malton Manhunt/Player Hunt 2008. Go to it and check it all out and give it your ok.--CyberRead240 10:50, 18 September 2008 (BST)

Fucked up the link in my spam, so I am posting again for lolz.--CyberRead240 10:53, 18 September 2008 (BST)


DOMINATE THIS DISCUSSION PAGE.--CyberRead240 15:33, 22 September 2008 (BST)


is the first birthday of ALiM. Do something.--CyberRead240 08:20, 1 October 2008 (BST)

stop archiving

we are losing precious lulz--xoxo 04:07, 25 September 2008 (BST)

wiki drought

wiki drought?? DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 06:59, 5 October 2008 (BST)

twas a sad, sad day of server overload...--xoxo 07:21, 5 October 2008 (BST)
Seven hours without wiki will do things to you... crazy things...--Nallan (Talk) 13:02, 5 October 2008 (BST)
Nick for example took the opportunity to pump his pussy, now it looks just beautiful ;) --xoxo 03:49, 11 October 2008 (BST)


Gah, stop making messages on peoples talk pages, it's against the rules. No more than 20 or it's considered spam. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:17, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Hehe, I will come! --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:19, 7 October 2008 (BST)
People will see my page and the word will spread, no worries. --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 02:25, 7 October 2008 (BST)

dude msn delete this after coz ppl will be mad lulz--CyberRead240 06:47, 11 October 2008 (BST)

yall ready know

im finding out new stuff bout the wiki every 5 minutes ima make a lot of contributions dont you worry bout that haha --Pyro1499

  • you dont even know mane i am the biggest noob with this stuff and i dont even know what a template is lol
  • haaa thats allot easier i always had to copy past and switch --CJ 04:28, 12 October 2008 (BST)
  • hey mane how do you put up embedded images?

[[3]] <------ see i made that for the Witt Towers and i cant put it on there

HOly fuck! i've seen that picture somewhere before...Is it some slum in kenya or something? how odd...anyway go tothe left hand panel and click upload file, then upload it to the wiki. Then you an embed it.--xoxo 03:06, 14 October 2008 (BST)
Well half and half i found the project on google but i cut out the sky and put in 2 miami beach buildings. Kinch Heights is a little dull so im sprucing up some of the wiki pages--CJ 03:14, 14 October 2008 (BST)
Remember to sign, dude.--Nallan (Talk) 03:12, 14 October 2008 (BST)


Lol, all I did was vote on one thing! I don't think I deserve a template for that! So...err...unless or until I make some sort of sizable contributions to the project, the template shall grace my talk page, but I'm afraid nowhere else. ;) --Jen 04:29, 12 October 2008 (BST)

Whats ALiM?--CJ 04:28, 14 October 2008 (BST)



Its funny, but i just realized you were a troll. sorry, won't take me as long next time.--Doctorgun 08:14, 20 October 2008 (BST)


Get back on it. I know how to fix your problem. --CyberRead240 11:11, 20 October 2008 (BST)

Before you try and move the nomination again

I suggest you read up on what Criterion 9 is. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 07:52, 24 October 2008 (BST)

Those guys are deliberately trying to subvert the system. Until we get a sysop's comment on the issue I think it would be better if it stayed where it is. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 07:56, 24 October 2008 (BST)
Rules are indeed rules. Criterion 9 is fairly explicit, and those Keep votes are violating it. As far as I'm concerned they are in violation of the rules. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 08:00, 24 October 2008 (BST)
I wasn't aware that I was replying to myself. That's generally what the colons are used for. Oh well. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 08:03, 24 October 2008 (BST)
We shall see. --HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS 08:04, 24 October 2008 (BST)

Warning (but only a cuddly, soft one ^.^

Stop hand.png

Stop agitating sysops and making them look stupid, but not actually breaking any rules. Doing so will result in an abundance of Soft Warnings, so that we can keep those self esteems in check.--CyberRead240 09:34, 24 October 2008 (BST)

Nooo! It's alright, I've got Toto's hit "I Won't Hold You Back" to comfort me. srsly you guys.--Nallan (Talk) 09:35, 24 October 2008 (BST)


Regarding your vote on several user redirect pages i have separated the case into individual cases, if you feel so inclined please recast your vote on each page relevant to how you feel about that particular redirect being kept on the wiki. Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.--xoxo 07:49, 26 October 2008 (UTC)

U r a Caunt Street Police Department

ALiM style, ya dig?--xoxo 06:44, 28 October 2008 (UTC)


I think I am coming down with something.

*cough*--CyberRead240 07:15, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

aawww.--Nallan (Talk) 07:16, 28 October 2008 (UTC)

Whats good with you DAAAAAWWWWGGG!!!

hey how do you/could you make a kick ass template for my groups page?--CJ 23:46, 28 October 2008 (UTC)



nationstates 2

is ere DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 21:12, 4 November 2008 (UTC)


heyhnik u t charlies house, its it ogogd/? i am at hem cool party but it wa shit niggers dancin luz--CyberRead240 13:18, 7 November 2008 (UTC)--CyberRead240 13:18, 7 November 2008 (UTC)

Quiz Prize

There you go.

GoldInBasketCropped.jpg Quiz Prize 12
Nallan Gets a prize.

--RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 12:38, 9 November 2008 (UTC)

Hey Dude

Wana go on a vandalism spree tonight? I mean now that Jed is Sysop we can TOTALLY do what we want, without risk of punishment. I mean, imagine the havoc we could wreak by changing pages up in an unorganized fashion? Man the few minutes until someone reverted them would be GOLDEN.

So, you in?--CyberRead240 07:47, 19 November 2008 (UTC)

HELL YEAH!!!!--Nallan (Talk) 08:47, 19 November 2008 (UTC)


I struck a warning of yours. I think this is the bit where i tell you to be a good boy and don't end up on the wrong side of the tracks.--xoxo 12:35, 24 November 2008 (UTC)

with the niggers. Sorry i almost left this post here without including a racist comment...--xoxo 03:42, 6 December 2008 (UTC)

Welcome home

I got you a present ;) --xoxo 03:02, 7 December 2008 (UTC)

Go vote

On the ALiM awards that i unanimously decided required it. Voting will be Me, Nallan, Read, Ross and anyone i deem sufficiently alim to vote who rolls up in the near future.--xoxo 07:32, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

Classic lulz

right har.--xoxo 05:11, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

You want some?

Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 2. If you're still interested. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:43, 19 April 2009 (BST)

User:Finis Valorum/Archive. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 17:22, 24 April 2009 (BST)

Malton Manhunt/Axe Hack's Manhunt 2

This is just a reminder to tell you, and the other contestants, that Axe Hack's 2nd Manhunt is commencing on the 20th of June. The playing area will be the suburbs around East Becktown, so start moving there and run around the place to get used to your arena, if you don't, it could cost you your life! You are expected to be in the fighting area by the start of June 20th, so don't forget! DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 07:07, 1 June 2009 (BST)

It's been delayed till 1st July, just so you know. DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:22, 20 June 2009 (BST)

Found this lolcaunt in my sandbox

Clippy.png It looks like you are trying to to be awesome

Would you like some help ?
Yes         No

i dont want to hurt your feelings jed and nick but......

if you need help being awesome, doesnt that make you un-awesome? and on the contrary, if you didnt need help, wouldnt that mean you were already awesome?

in no way do i think that the sysops are awesome or that you guys arent, im just saying that currently, the template is incorrect--CyberRead240 05:09, 9 August 2009 (BST)

nick jed and read, locked in an immortal struggle against The Sysops... I like that it has a nice ring to it. We could be looking at a fantasy series here... talkin 6 figure sums here. call me Cyberbob  Talk  05:14, 9 August 2009 (BST)
You need to stop having these fantasies about us, im sure its not great for your health, bob. Its not going to happen, we're not going to let you into our clique your not cool enough, nor popular enough.--CyberRead240 05:16, 9 August 2009 (BST)
how did the minor edits thing work out btw, are you still BEING OPPRESSED? Cyberbob  Talk  05:18, 9 August 2009 (BST)
Changing the subject wont change the sticky sheets you awaken to after your wet dreams and fantasies about being in the clique. Im sorry but your just not good enough.--CyberRead240 05:20, 9 August 2009 (BST)
actually I got edit conflicted and didn't feel like writing up a whole new response so I just tacked on a couple of extra colons, would it make you feel better if I did? Cyberbob  Talk  05:25, 9 August 2009 (BST)
You need to stop worrying about making me feel good and start realizing that there isn't a chance for us. Not now, not ever.--CyberRead240 05:27, 9 August 2009 (BST)
hm yes I guess I really do want to be part of your clique.... ps no I don't, "start realising" that you actually aren't impressive. I talk to you because I still hold out hope that you might be driven to quit again (LOLLLLL) over it Cyberbob  Talk  05:34, 9 August 2009 (BST)
Typical anger, can happen when someone is so blatantly rejected. Many people suffer from it, you can google it if you wish. For the record, I didnt quit, I moved out of home, and posted under an alias for a while, but ultimately my heart/time wasnt in it :(. Right now I have a week off, before I move home again for personal reasons.--CyberRead240 05:45, 9 August 2009 (BST)
An alias? Why would you do that? What was wrong with posting with your original account? Cyberbob  Talk  05:58, 9 August 2009 (BST)
Wanted to stir some trouble with a clean slate, but after about a day of editing, I couldnt be bothered, and worries of rent, work, studies took over. Stop caring about me though its kind of gay--CyberRead240 09:10, 9 August 2009 (BST)
lolstudies.--xoxo 10:35, 9 August 2009 (BST)
I dont actually "care" I'm just subtly changing the subject.... dont tell read he'd laugh Cyberbob  Talk  12:36, 9 August 2009 (BST)

lulz. p.s it does make sense. coz the person is trying to be awesome, so obviously they aren't at the point in which the template is given to them. and then if they want help they should talk to 2C coz they know how to be awesome. and the ops dont so talk to them if you dont want to be awesome. also wtf i put this up like a year ago why we all talking about it now?--xoxo 05:22, 9 August 2009 (BST)

Oh I don't know... maybe because it's ALIM'S SECOND FUCKING BIRTHDAY in like 2 months!!!--Nallan (Talk) 22:14, 9 August 2009 (BST)

tough guy

Your idiotic Vb case of old, somehow made it onto the Urban Dead article on ED. Congrats, bitch ;) --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 15:12, 31 August 2009 (BST)

lollllll Cyberbob  Talk  15:25, 31 August 2009 (BST)
fucking sweet! internet tough guy!!--Nallan (Talk) 06:00, 1 September 2009 (BST)
It's not idiotic you're idiotic so there —The preceding unsigned comment was added by J3D (talkcontribs) 06:38, 1 September 2009 (BST).
K --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 08:48, 1 September 2009 (BST)

lol remember this doozy?

ModDoggy.JPG The Black Hole
This user believes that sysops emerged from this unknown black hole

--CyberRead240 06:28, 4 September 2009 (BST)

lol yeah.--Nallan (Talk) 06:49, 4 September 2009 (BST)
we were what? 12?--CyberRead240 09:58, 4 September 2009 (BST)


Stop hand.png

Please do not vandalise this wiki. Continuing this behaviour may lead to your editing privileges being revoked. -- boxy talkteh rulz 04:28 5 September 2009 (BST)

I maintain that it was tastefully censored.--Nallan (Talk) 10:40, 5 September 2009 (BST)


Has started. Please proceed here --Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 23:36, 11 September 2009 (BST)

Oh good, you're back. Now you can write something over at that Arby's case or I will push for Thadeous to finish up without you. Cyberbob  Talk  06:42, 2 October 2009 (BST)

I will also make mention of that delightful new page; no doubt that will end up being factored into his decision as well. Cyberbob  Talk  06:44, 2 October 2009 (BST)
I was going to wait until the one month mark, which I believe was the 6th. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 07:40, 2 October 2009 (BST)


An interim Ruling has been made.--Umbrella-White.pngThadeous OakleyUmbrella-White.png 10:58, 18 October 2009 (BST)


Oi turn around cunt i need to talk to youxoxo 09:41, 20 October 2009 (BST)

Haha, I tried to visualise this IRL and laughed. --DANCEDANCEREVOLUTION-- 09:42, 20 October 2009 (BST)
Say it to my face (ie. my talk page).--Nallan (Talk) 09:43, 20 October 2009 (BST)

Thanks for the revive

If that was you (am currently to dumb to find your profile link on your wiki page, sorry, must be the lingering effects of zombification), which I'm just going to assume. Much appreciated! -pinkgothic 21:01, 31 May 2010 (BST)

thyme for a new featured lolcation

probably. to give alim some more street cred. xoxo 11:30, 2 September 2010 (BST)

can do this if you'd trsut me-- LEMON #1 16:37, 2 September 2010 (BST)
what would you pick, charlie?--Nallan (Talk) 01:24, 3 September 2010 (BST)
I guess I'd cycle through the bolded ones, in order of best names -- LEMON #1 17:15, 3 September 2010 (BST)
i trust you to the do the description. butttt also of importance is a good description and at least one decent pic. Being 2 Cool is a harder job than you might have first thought charles. xoxo 15:19, 4 September 2010 (BST)
True dis. I am going to fix up Maul Walk when I can to make some gay star wars references. RIP finis </3 -- LEMON #1 15:30, 4 September 2010 (BST)
Actually I take that back. Fyfhyde Plaza is amazing and should be featured everywhere. -- LEMON #1 13:50, 15 September 2010 (BST)
Name=ok, but too much like a welsh hyde park. the article fucking sucks. do a better job at choosing the featured lolcation or you're fired. xoxo 01:14, 16 September 2010 (BST)

happy 30th

30,000th hit on ALiM that is!! Well not quite yet but we're getting damned close. New featured location (charlie) should seel the deal. Hazzahxoxo 01:21, 16 September 2010 (BST)