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A suggestion about your user page: Changing the "Obligatory Wall-o-templates<sup>TM</sup>" to "Obligatory Wall-o-templates&trade;" would make the "TM" in the contents become a "™" instead. –Xoid STFU! 02:32, 24 May 2006 (BST)

  • Thanks for the suggestion. I'll impliment it right now. --Paradox244 17:50, 24 May 2006 (BST)

Rubix41 Nice page, Paradox244! How many tags do you have?! ^_^ 10/4

I don't know of the Channel 4 News Team on Nexus Wars. It could have been started by members of the Urban Dead team, but this is the first I've heard of it. Of course, feel free to join my Channel 4 News Team in Urban Dead!  :) --Ron Burgundy 18:33, 2 June 2006 (BST)

your vote

could you reconsider your "spam" vote on my suggestion? I assure you that it makes perfect sense. Thanks in advance, --GageRRF 21:59, 24 June 2006 (BST)


I assume that you're the same person as Paradox319, yes? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 18:36, 9 July 2006 (BST)

  • No, I'm not. My only characters are Paradox244, Eaterofbrains244, and Bobtherock. I've never gone by Paradox319 or any other Paradox related name. Who is Paradox 319? --Paradox244 18:38, 9 July 2006 (BST)
    • A member of my group. Nevermind. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 18:51, 9 July 2006 (BST)
    • Confusing, 'eh? –Xoid STFU! 00:56, 12 July 2006 (BST)
      • Responded to your question on the ASS talk page. I didn't think there was a problem before, I don't think there is one now. Just sort of confusing really — I mean there is 'Paradox' the group, 'Fort Paradox' the historical event, 'Paradox244', 'Paradox319', If we get another two or three people with that name, it'll become hard to keep abreast of it all. As I said, it's not like you didn't have the name first, and it's definitely not a case of impersonation. It's probably just like with Diablo 2 and the fucking plethora of "Legolas"es there are, only to a much lesser extent. –Xoid STFU! 21:56, 12 July 2006 (BST)


Suggestions#You Can't Heal the Cades! — why didn't you just replace everything there with a "Withdrawn by author — it's a dupe. Your Name Timestamp." –Xoid STFU! 00:56, 12 July 2006 (BST)

  • Oh, so that's how you do it. Ok, thanks. --Paradox244 00:59, 12 July 2006 (BST)


Feel free to drop off a suggestion on the talk page. Dunell Hills isn't that far away, and we might be able to give him/her/whoever a world of pain. Pity we called a ceasefire with the CDF. If they're going to call my apologising for one of us breaking the ceasefire "trolling", then they deserve everything they got and more. –Xoid STFU! 02:47, 14 July 2006 (BST)

Channel 4 News Team

Glad to hear it! The YRC runs a damn efficient revive point at the Church under the NT in the middle of town. The name escapes me at the moment, but it's in The News. I'll see you in Glorious Battle! --Ron Burgundy 09:18, 21 July 2006 (BST)

That's a great template! The thing is, editing another group's page is usually thought of as vandalism and most people don't keep an open list of templates that you can just add to. If you know anyone who likes that sort of thing, though, it'd be nothing but a good thing to get some more hits on our wiki! Thanks again! --Ron Burgundy 03:53, 28 July 2006 (BST)


Let's look at the map. See the Red? Stay the fuck out of the red. See the area that Big Bash is in? Stay the fuck out of that area. See the suburbs near Malls? Stay the fuck out of Malls. See the areas that have zombies? Stay the fuck out of them. Learn to run. When you hear zombies coming you should do what you'd do in real life. Run for your fucking life. Only stop to clear out 1 building to sleep in. Then restock and then run. Sonny Corleone WTF 20:34, 23 July 2006 (BST)

So, by this clan survivors would be nomadic loners, devoid of any contact or grouping, who would let the zeds take over any building they want, spending all their AP finding a place to get more AP and praying that the zeds didn't find them and tear down the weak cades before they died, then they just stayed zeds because nobody would know to revive them? --Paradox244 20:37, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Watch the movie Dawn of the Dead 78. There's this gang. This gang wanders all around going to buildings with zombies, killing them, turning it into a temporary base, and then leaving. Do that.

And use Gorilla Tactics

Gorillatactic.jpg Sonny Corleone WTF 20:39, 23 July 2006 (BST)

But how would we reclaim areas taken by the zeds? We couldn't. They would enter and destroy our work, and the newbies would be so frustrated they would leave. Also, spending all your AP trying to find a place to get more AP would not be fun. Did you forget about that? Fun. That's why we play the game. And your strategy would be a lot of fun for the zeds, but not much for the survivors. It would be pretty boring. No long term goals, nothing really to do. No way to take back territory, that's not much fun. Get it? I'm sorry if you don't like playing as a survivor, but your vision of the game is not the kind of thing people do for fun. The majority of survivor would probably just up and quit. And then nobody would be having fun, would they?--Paradox244 20:43, 23 July 2006 (BST)
20 survivors went to Greentown with syringes they saved up before Big Bash hit. They saw what was coming. They ran before it came. They went to Greentown and revived as much people as possible. They cleared out a bunch of buildings for temporary safehouses. Impossible. Talk to Flareblade of the Roach Klips. He's doing it right now. Sonny Corleone WTF 20:45, 23 July 2006 (BST)
So basically you want us to just give up the entire western half of malton and not try to actually reclaim any territory?--Paradox244 20:46, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Oh noes! An enemy army is going to invade your very city in two days. What do you do? Grab what you can and leave or stay there and fight off the bombs dropping from the sky? Fucking ran man. Don't reclaim territory. No one owns anything anymore. You need to work together to hold short time safehouses. Then move on. Sonny Corleone WTF 20:50, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Here's the problem with that, fun. Surviving and not much else is definatley in genre, but not much fun. Doing the same thing over and over to avoid dying is what I've been doing for a while, and I'm sick of it. It's boring and useless. What's the point of fighting a war if you aren't trying to win? You want the zombies to fight and the survivors to survive. It's flavorful, but boring for the survivors. Suggestion Do and Do Nots says make it more, not less fun and put yourself in the other person's shoes. And you are not doing that. Even if you want to play the survive way, most people do not. That is not how we wish to play the game, even if you think it is the right way. --Paradox244 20:53, 23 July 2006 (BST)

So sitting in a Mall is fun? Shooting zombies at a revive point is fun? And survivors can have fun by fighting. When I was a survivor in Stanbury Village when the RRF attacked Nichols Mall in October I had to constantly be on the move. Attacking only zombies that got in my way. And believe me, you won't always be on the run. There will be times when you can stay in a suburb for a month or two. But as soon as you hear zombies coming you must leave. Sonny Corleone WTF 21:09, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Yes, I tried that. It wasn't fun. Like I said, this is a war. You want us to not fight the zombie advances at all. We must. Take the movie Land of the Dead, that was a movie like what we're doing. Trying to push back the hoardes. That is what we find fun. --Paradox244 21:35, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Is your idea of fun "winning" against the zombies? Let's try that idea on for size. The survivors have won. There are either no zombies, or they are powerless. So now you… what? Play house? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 21:59, 23 July 2006 (BST)

I don't expect to win, I don't want to win. I want to fight. Really fight. Not just survive and run from the hoard, but put up a real fight and live a little. --Paradox244 22:03, 23 July 2006 (BST)
You want to fight, but you want to be on the "leading edge" of the fight? Part of fighting is being the underdog sometimes. Zombies have been the underdog for a long time. Don't think I don't know what I'm talking about, either: I have characters on both sides. But survivors have had it far too easy. Just sit in a safehouse, stock up at the mall, shoot some zombies when you feel like it, or talk on the radio. Your turn to have to work. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:08, 23 July 2006 (BST)
I want us both to work. I want both survivors and zombies to be able to have a good fight, a real fight. At the same time. --Paradox244 22:11, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Maybe I phrased that wrong. I don't want the game to be easy, but I don't want anyone to work. I want both sides to actually have a chance. But I want it to be fun. Hard, but fun. I'm sorry if the zombies were shorted in the past, but that's no reason to want to make the survivors misrible. Take it up with Kevan. --Paradox244 22:14, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Guess what? Zombies aren't making survivors miserable. Survivors are making survivors miserable. It's not that we're making things harder, it's that we're playing appropriately, but you guys are still acting as though we're the underdogs. Old tactics don't work anymore. Evolve or die. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:17, 23 July 2006 (BST)

I really agree with Paradox244, what happens when everyone runs out of syringes? Oops, can't go to a NT building because its ransacked with 5 zeds in it. Shoot the zeds? can't, ran out of bullets and everywheres ransacked, make a new...OOPS! can't, newbs without free-running will be unable to survive. What I'm saying is we should approach this like a tug-of-war, for some time the zeds get the fun, like with the Big Bash, then the survivors get something, like the 5th of November, an this goes on. I am saying some suburbs should not be targeted simply for a group, survivor or zombie, so they can stock there and regroup there instead of being permanent nomads, what I mean is approaching my view like a endangered species list, like there should be at least 2 suburbs under survivor control, and vice versa. How about that?--Canuhearmenow 22:17, 23 July 2006 (BST)

That's bullshit. How about this? We'll give you guys certain suburbs if you guys give us certain "attack free days." Out of ammo? Grab a fucking fireaxe. Too many zombies to kill? Leave. Go to another suburb. Form a larger group, then attack en masse. Old tactics do not work anymore. Learn new ones. Perhaps monopoly is more your style of game? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:21, 23 July 2006 (BST)
I don't know who thinks zombies are the underdog, but they're idiots. We are trying new tactics, but when you can't get ammo, revives, or faks it's kind of hard to do anything. And I agree with Can, but it's not so much an issue of a truce as it is an issue of the game itself. If the ability to take those vital abilities away exists, someone will use it. Enough someones to make this situation occur again. A deal would help, but not a lot and not for long. Also, you can't just say to discard guns altogether. That's just stupid. And you can't find a fireaxe without a fire station. --Paradox244 22:23, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Here's a crazy idea: try coordinating for once. It's really ironic, actually. Zombies are pathetically crippled when it comes to in-game communication, but we have excellent meta-game communication, and guess what? We coordinate. Do you think we're kicking survivor ass by just wandering around and attacking aimlessly? Absolutely fucking not. You guys have cell phones, radios, spraypaint, and unhampered speech. Use it. The days of "go outside, kill a zombie, step back in, barricade a couple of times, talk for a while" are over. Learn to fight. Learn to group up. Don't have a fireaxe? Organize a group to take over a fire station. Lost a mall? Run. Run like hell. Fuck the newbies, barricade to EH. You cannot afford to fight alone anymore. But feel free to ignore my advice if you want. It's so fun to watch Malton fall to the zombies for once. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:29, 23 July 2006 (BST)
We've been metagaming and coordinating like there is no tomorrow! We do that, what you think we are morons?!--Paradox244 22:33, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Morons? No. Weak and lazy? Yes. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:34, 23 July 2006 (BST)
My gosh! You mean...we may actually have to use things like the radio and mobile phones to coordinate tactics instead of calling everyone a bunch of fags over every goddamn frequency?! You mean...actually work together to retake a Necrotech building? You mean I can't just mindlessly step outside, click a random zombie a few times to shoot him and then step back inside? Holy shit, my survivor brain has just exploded.
You people need to learn how to play the game instead of mewling like kittens. --Mookiemookie 22:24, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Do I look like a noob? Even doing those things it's impossible to play as a survivor! That's what I'm saying! --Paradox244 22:27, 23 July 2006 (BST)
how can we use a radio or mobile phone in this scenario?!?! Mast gennys will be destroyed immediatly, radios require energy, and by this time we won't be able to search for any because every building is ransacked with 4 or 5 zeds in it!--Canuhearmenow 22:27, 23 July 2006 (BST)

listen to me for a sec, actually listen to what Paradox244 is saying, he is located in Dunnell Hills, Dunnell Hills is basically a sign of things to come for Malton. Paradox, will you describe in detail how effective it is to do what Bob and Sonny are saying survivors should do? listen to someone with Experience on the matter.--Canuhearmenow 22:34, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Hold on while I laugh for a minute here. Hahahahahahahahaha! Stop sniveling kid. I've been playing this game, on both sides, way longer than you. You are hardly in a position to point at me, or Sonny for that matter, and claim I don't have experience. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:38, 23 July 2006 (BST)
I know you have experience, but does it involve in what I am saying?--Canuhearmenow 22:40, 23 July 2006 (BST)
What, fighting groups of zombies against all odds? Yes. Besides, what the hell are you complaining about. Kevan just gave you guys a buff. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:42, 23 July 2006 (BST)
In Dunell Hills a survivor cannot survive. This is evident in that there are no survivors in the Hills. None. Save for one single safehouse with maybe twelve survivors the Hills are totally deserted. There are no cades on any of the other buildings, each is ransacked with a zed or two in it. These zeds will not respond to you if you attack them or anything. I wonder why... anyway it is almost impossible to survive there. The only ones who can are a few DHPD members who have managed to get control of one building. A lone survivor could not. He could not get a revive, ammo, faks, anything. He would have his cades torn down over night and be devoured. I guarentee it. The only way to survive is with a sizeable, dedicated group, and barely even then. And the Hills aren't alone. My zombie has wandered through several suburbs and sees the same thing everwhere. He can barely get any brainz to eat, the ones he can are, incidently, from those who follow the nomadic strat Sonny outlined. Those die quick. It doesn't work. --Paradox244 22:41, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Really? You can't survive alone? Huh. I wonder who was saying that earlier. Dunell Hills is overtaken? Leave the fucking suburb. Regroup in a different one. Hurr. And I strongly disagree with your statement that there are no survivors left. It would appear that there are nearly 14,000 of them left.Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:45, 23 July 2006 (BST)
leave to a different suburb? Hmm, which one? Ridleybank? nope. Roftwood? no. Pimbank? no. should I go on?--Canuhearmenow 22:47, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Four down, 96 to go. Keep going, fallacy-boy. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:51, 23 July 2006 (BST)
I said that there are no survivors in the Hills. Or a full half of Malton for that matter. You want us to permanintly abandon that half. That is insane. --Paradox244 22:48, 23 July 2006 (BST)
I do? Really? Quote me on saying that. What I want is for you guys to either develop new tactics, or shut up and stop crying, but don't complain that it's "unfair" to you. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:51, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Hey Bob, seeing how this is getting some pretty serious arguing, can we please move this to a new page, and tell us what it is called please? Thanks!--Canuhearmenow 22:53, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Make a new page

This is some interesting stuff, can someone please make a page just for these arguments? I would put it on watch...--Canuhearmenow 22:49, 23 July 2006 (BST) oh yeah, and tell us what it is called so we can find it.--Canuhearmenow 22:49, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Yes, this whole section should be moved to a new page. I don't know how, but Bob does. --Paradox244 22:51, 23 July 2006 (BST)

See Evolution of Survivors Tactics. Newly created. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 22:59, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Thank you. --Paradox244 22:59, 23 July 2006 (BST)


Paradox, noticing what you said on the Evolutions of Survivor Tactics page, do you think the survivors should go on strike? Think about it, without survivors the zombies would probably get bored and leave some suburbs so we can take them back. The zombies went on strike saying the game was unbalanced and unfun, so why shouldn't the survivors?--Canuhearmenow 00:15, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Because without our active participation they will overrun the suburbs and damage things more. The time may come for a strike, maybe when the zombie population reaches 70% or so, but not yet. The time is not quite right. Interesting thought though.--Paradox244 02:12, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Is there some particular reason that you think zombie players are so evil and cruel? Do you not realize that zombie players are just people too, and that most of them play survivors as well? The survivors went on strike with the zombies. What makes you think zombies wouldn't go on strike with the survivors? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 03:21, 25 July 2006 (BST)
I play a zombie myself. I don't have anything against the zombies, I just want a fairer fight. But not too fair, that would be boring. I guess what ticks me off is guys like you saying that survivors have all the advantages and zombies are the underdogs when half of the map is dark red and the DHPD is fighting for our lives to secure three or four buildings in Dunell Hills. Not that I don't like you, I just disagree with you. It can be frustrating, that's all. --Paradox244 03:24, 25 July 2006 (BST)
I have never said that zombies are the underdogs. I've stated the fact that zombies were, for a long time, underdogs, but I've said over and over again that they aren't anymore. Survivors are obviously the underdogs now. You and I just disagree about the reason for that. Believe me, many times I have come close to quitting UD because of how un-fun it was to play. I know what frustration is like. I also happen to have played the game for a long time now — much longer than you, I suspect, but that's just a guess, and not meant to make you feel bad — and so I can say that things like this come and go. Before you know it, survivors will outnumber zombies again and you'll find yourself arguing for zombie buffs. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 03:58, 25 July 2006 (BST)


Not the group, more the editing habits. The Dunell Military Zone shouldn't exist in anything more than name — I don't see any page for "Greater Ridleybank", and if there was one I would vote for it's deletion as well. Unless serious numbers of people use the term, in which case I would make an exception for a glossary entry.

I find the DHPD's habit of having DHPD Precinct this, and Another DHPD Page Over Here extremely irritating and really wish the DHPD would get rid of them — there is no reason for the extreme redundancy of these pages and the official location pages. In the case of where you are not duplicating content, I would strongly prefer that pages were in the form of DPHD Main Page/DHPD Sub Page.

Removing all content from the DHPD category (i.e. its page) and moving it onto a regular page is also something I'd like to see. You can already see my efforts regarding this in an effort to properly get the location pages up to scratch and use categories the same way Wikipedia would.

Conndraka's reaction to:

  1. Novelty's dismay at the original mess with the location pages.
  2. Novelty's, and my own, dismay at the hundreds of criterion 11s he created.

Really pisses me off. In both cases commonsense dictates that neither should have been comitted and in the second criterion 11s are specifically against the rules — not to mention the extremely redundant nature of those pages. The DHPD already has a list of all it's members, and there is always the issue that members may not sign up with the same account name as they have for their DHPD character.

Before you go thinking that I'm only pissed of with the DHPD's editing habits, rest assured there are plenty of groups that I have just as much of a problem with, if not more. We are a wiki meant to provide information for the public, goddamnit, and I think it's time we started enforcing some standards of professionalism here.</rant> –Xoid STFU! 05:14, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Yikes! I'm not really the one who has control over those things. You should contact FmrPFCBob or PsychoPhil. --Paradox244 17:43, 25 July 2006 (BST)

DHPD rank?

Uh, I mean no offense by this, but is there actually a leader title in DHPD called "Person with guns" that you hold? If not, you shouldn't be on the group pledge roster. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 19:36, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Oh, sorry. --Paradox244 20:41, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Pretending to be a Mod

Will you stop that? Cyberbob  Talk  16:23, 29 July 2006 (BST)

When have I done that? --Paradox244 16:43, 29 July 2006 (BST)
Here. Cyberbob  Talk  17:01, 29 July 2006 (BST)

Template change

I changed the {{Jewish}} template slightly to fit in with the other two. Hope you don't mind. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 20:30, 29 July 2006 (BST)

Responded on my talk page (as I usually do). –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 20:53, 29 July 2006 (BST)

Your Vote

a mod struck our votes- go fix it. This suggestion must be spammed--Gage 23:43, 29 July 2006 (BST)


Hey, Paradox, I don't know how to make templates, but I have a lot of ideas, respond on my mainpage if you would like to hear some.--Canuhearmenow 20:16, 30 July 2006 (BST)

For example, one that says "This user can touch this" and shows a picture of MC Hammer. OR one that says "This user is keeping a zombie body count, we count X (X being number of zeds he or she puts down) Thanks and if you make templates of these please send me a link to them!--Canuhearmenow 20:30, 30 July 2006 (BST)
I found a picture, but how do I give the picture to you?--Canuhearmenow 20:35, 30 July 2006 (BST)
How do I send pictures for templates to you?--Canuhearmenow 20:47, 30 July 2006 (BST)
How do you upload a picture? Its on Yahoo! Images.--Canuhearmenow 20:52, 30 July 2006 (BST)
Sorry, I tried to do that, and it didn't work, how else can I give you the picture?--Canuhearmenow 21:07, 30 July 2006 (BST)
Here, you don't need to do the MC Hammer one if you don't want to. Would the Anti-Christ one be easier? (Check Saromu's Templates discussion page if you don't know what I mean)--Canuhearmenow 00:53, 2 August 2006 (BST)
Wouldn't be better to put the list of your templates at Paradox244/Templates ?--Thari T/C 22:50, 4 August 2006 (BST)
Yup. Thanks. --Paradox244 W! 22:51, 4 August 2006 (BST)
I did this:
Hubbard.jpg Scientology Friendly
This user is Scientology friendly for his actions and knowledge on Dianetics.
--Thari T/C 22:52, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Paradox244, I want to try this Template design thing one more time. Can you give me a link to a Template page I could use? Also, for Template Newbs you could design a link that says how to make a template with step-by-step instructions (Something the UDWiki lacks!) Thanks! (P.S. check out the Dance Off! Its getting pretty hot!)--Canuhearmenow 17:09, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Thanks! And please send me a link as soon as you finish!--Canuhearmenow 21:24, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Hey, pretty nice beginning for a FAQ for Templates. I have an idea, are you going to add how to make a image page and template page? You currently have the basics on how to make a template, just not where to put it to make it. Keep up the good work!--Canuhearmenow 16:05, 15 August 2006 (BST)


I tried sending a link, didn't work, so I won't try templates, their just not my thing. Anyway, can you cast your opinion on my Looter suggestion in The suggestion Discussion page? I bet you'll be very interested in the suggestion!--Canuhearmenow 22:58, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Hey, check out my suggestion, vote on it please.--Canuhearmenow 01:14, 31 July 2006 (BST)
I did. --Paradox244 01:23, 31 July 2006 (BST)


How do you make templates? I have looked at the template help page but I still don't understand how. Thank you. --Neraka Knight W! 23:50, 4 August 2006 (BST) Never mind. I copied another template.

Dance Off!

Paradox244, I am wondering If you'd be interested in a Dance Off of BIBLICAL PROPORTIONS!!! (Dramatic Music Please.) Just check "Right Here." and if your interested, go to God's Talk Page and write you'd like to join either Bob's or God's team, and tell him what dance you'll do. Nice good harmless Wiki Fun, I think.--Canuhearmenow 16:42, 12 August 2006 (BST)

Oops, only 5 per team. Ask Darth Sensitive if you can be a Judge.--Canuhearmenow 16:50, 12 August 2006 (BST)

Templates help

There is a page for templates creation, maybe you want to improve it. It's here.--Thari T/C/TJ! 22:30, 14 August 2006 (BST)

I am going to make something a little more comprehensive. Like the guides for locations and blocks. Maybe it could be incorperated into that page, that's not my end at the moment. --Paradox244 W! TJ! 22:32, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Then I suggest UDWiki:Templates, UDWiki:Template Help or buying some candy.--Thari T/C/TJ! 22:39, 14 August 2006 (BST)
Thank you. --Paradox244 W! TJ! 22:41, 14 August 2006 (BST)

My New Character

I would be happy to join the DHPD! Just let me level him up a bit. once I reach level 11 (I think thats a good level) I will head over to Dunnell Hills and join.--Canuhearmenow 14:34, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Here is the Profile of My New Character., so if you wanted to add him to text or something.--Canuhearmenow 20:30, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Willamette in now a member of the Dunnell Hills Police Department! I can't apply to the Forum, Though... I'm just not a Forum guy...--Canuhearmenow 15:34, 18 August 2006 (BST)

My person Willamette is heading over to Dunnell Hills soon, what is the safehouse?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 20:33, 23 August 2006 (BST)
Paradox244, my character is now at Broadbelt PD in Dunnell Hills. Whats my orders?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:07, 25 August 2006 (BST)

Uhh, Paradox244. Willamette went to Broadbelt PD and currently it has the doors open with 2 zeds inside, I can't do anything because I have 0 AP left. Where is your character in-game?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 20:36, 6 September 2006 (BST)

I know your Paradox244 in-game. I just can't find where your located currently thats all.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 20:59, 6 September 2006 (BST)
"drop me a line, and I'll revive you in no time."...Hmm...Thats a kick-ass motto. Anyway thanks for the offer, Willamette just got revived today actually, damn fine revive policy...--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:07, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Where Were you?

For about 3 days you were gone from the Wiki, where were you?--Canuhearmenow 01:34, 22 August 2006 (BST)

My Awesome Idea

Hi, can you please check out my idea.[1] It would be quite cool and nice if this was made.--Canuhearmenow 21:24, 22 August 2006 (BST)

Can you please help? I need this template to look better; Template:Mentor, I need to first have its colors fixed. And lastly, I want an image for it, like maybe an M! (Like Project Welcome's W!) Thanks!--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 00:21, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Hey, can you check out the Project Mentor Page? The link is on my talk page and I would really like it if you can help make the page look better, like adding your own touches. Anyway thanks if you can!--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:11, 28 August 2006 (BST)

RE: Why?

If you look at the list of user pages vandalised by said vandal, they're everyone on Mr Aushvitz Shit list. And it appears that Category:MrA's Shit List(right?) was also added CaptainM ((Talk)) 02:33, 5 September 2006 (BST)

SAY WHAT?! Now that you said it was everyone on MrA's shit list, I want to give this bastard a piece of my mind! Where the hell does he live!?!? I want him off our motherf**king planet! That bastard ain't leaving alive! Nobody touches my user page without my permission!........ok.....I think I took this a little too far...........erm......sorry about making such a fuss on your talk page, Paradox244........I just seem to have lost it right now......... --Axe Hack 04:15, 5 September 2006 (BST)
You do know how not funny that was, right? Just checking. Cyberbob  Talk  04:16, 5 September 2006 (BST)
Yea, I know how not funny what I said was....I just a little pissed off thats all.....and I still am.......ok.....calm down.......*Inhales* *Exhales* *Inhales* *Exhales* ok.....I think I calmed a bit... --Axe Hack 04:19, 5 September 2006 (BST)
That's it. Keep digging that hole. Thaaat's the way. Cyberbob  Talk  04:21, 5 September 2006 (BST)


If you really want to help the moderation team, I strongly suggest to start on M/D, M/SD, M/VB or cycling the Suggestions. Then run your modship again.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 04:20, 5 September 2006 (BST)

Agreed. Here's my step-by-step guide to become better known and a more likely candidate for modship:
  1. Vote regularly and intelligently on Suggestions if you don't already.
  2. Start voting on Deletions.
  3. Use Special pages to find old/off-topic/etc. pages, and nominate them for Speedy Deletion.
  4. Revert vandalism when you see it, and report vandals to Vandal Banning. Comment on new cases if you have something helpful and substantive to say, otherwise don't argue with the mods or other users there. Trust me on this one. Honest questions are fine, but we don't like to see unhelpful users arguing there or ruffling feathers.
  5. Help the Locations Pages Project, talk to Jedaz or any of the other active moderators on the Suggestions page about helping to do suggestions maintenance, or take some active role in another project.
  6. If you don't know Wikicode, learn it. Then start fixing problems whenever you see them.
  7. Get to know the moderators. Ask all of the active ones (me, Brizth, Conndraka, Cyberbob, Hagnat, Jedaz, Karlsbad, Nubis, The General, Xoid, in alphabetical order) questions whenever you have them. Read their user pages and user talk pages and figure out what their specialties are here, then take advantage of it. Make sure they get to know you.
  8. Do all of the above for at least one month, preferably two or more. Then run again. You'll have much greater chances at being successful.
Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 04:38, 5 September 2006 (BST)
Also, remember voting for the Bureaucrats, they are mods already and their gold will help your bid. Look! A butterfly!--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 04:46, 5 September 2006 (BST)
Indeed! It even has a faint golden hue to it. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 23:50, 5 September 2006 (BST)
Shiney... --Paradox244 W! TJ! 00:16, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Mall Store Names

Hey Paradox244, where can I find info on how to make a page? I wanted to keep that promise that if Mall Store Names made it into PR I would go ahaed and make a page where you can recommend names...--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:57, 5 September 2006 (BST)

Well, the problem is that doesn't give me a "Skeleton" of a page I can work off of. Given a blank page it would look pretty...Well...Bad.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 22:02, 5 September 2006 (BST)
Hey, why don't you make some of your own Mall Name ideas?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 22:43, 5 September 2006 (BST)

Removing deletion requests

Read this. It may help ye.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 20:15, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Project Mentor!

Yay! Project Mentor has officially got its first request! Just saying this so that you can offer (If you want to, that is.) to be MrYawn's Mentor.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:16, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Yay! I am happy that everything is going well. I will start to maybe "Search Out" Newbies and recommend Project Mentor before they get flamed. And finally, how do you write a link, yet you word it so that it doesn't look like a link?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:42, 6 September 2006 (BST)
Just one question; where is this | on the keyboard? I can't find it, thats all.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:47, 6 September 2006 (BST)
Yes! Thanks! Now I can do things like This! *Dances*--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:54, 6 September 2006 (BST)

Paradox244, this Project Mentor thing is really starting to work now. I would like to ask if you can make a Template for Project Mentor similar to welcomenewbie so that I can stop spending time writing the "Project Mentor!" responses to newbs. For specifics; it needs to be much shorter then the welcome newbie template, easier on the eyes, and finally it needs to be more friendly in content then the Welcome Newbie template, so it needs a link to the Project Mentor page. What do you think, a good idea?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 20:39, 7 September 2006 (BST)


Is it just me, or is anyone able to get on I can't... And isen't it unusual when the Big Bash sieges a mall the server is missing, except for those select zombies? Strange in my opinion... Kevan really needs to investigate...--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 15:36, 9 September 2006 (BST)

I can guess that. I'm asking, why does this not happen, from what I'm hearing, to Big Bash zombies seiging malls?--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 15:42, 9 September 2006 (BST)
Well, it's happening. Remember the last time this happened? It was during a Big Bash mall siege. When the defenders managed to log in the mall was already seriously underbarricaded. Sonny even said on the Wiki (Let me look for the exact words) that he was able to get on, along with some other zombies (Don't know how many) you can call me paranoid, but I smell some good ole fashion cheating...--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 15:51, 9 September 2006 (BST)
Ahh quit your whinings! UD is back online! --Axe Hack 16:06, 9 September 2006 (BST)

Speedy Deletions

Don't steal my projects!! =P --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 02:38, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Actually, if you want to help it wuold be great if you check if any of the groups I listed are present on the Stats page. But please let me finish the report myself =) --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 02:41, 10 September 2006 (BST)
The gold will be there my friend, the gold will be there. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 02:45, 10 September 2006 (BST)

Another thing

You might find it useful to create a page like this and keep it updated with the major work you do. It's very useful for your reference (when you run for moderator again, promote the hell out of yourself; it's not the time to be humble), and for other people to peruse when considering you. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 21:37, 10 September 2006 (BST)

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