User talk:Private Mendoza

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A Malton Recession? By Private Mendoza

The latest news I've been hearing from around the bar, in dark alleys, and during the increasing random muggings (Please stop!) is this rumor of how Malton is in an economic recession. After much research, and numerous Post-Apocalyptic Government funded-studies, the accusations are seemingly true, and the main causes have been released.

Historic depletions of weapon reservoirs, the influx of cheap illegal Dead labor, Urban Dying, lack of safe-working conditions, sup-prime mortgages, shoddy barricade contractors, and PKer terrorism are just a few of the problems being blamed. The problem is obvious in the hardest hit pockets of survivors as the value of Cheese has been weakened by inflation while the Barhah Union currency, Brains, is rising in value. Consequently, generator prices are up, barricade materials are hard to find in the less-populated parts of the city, weapons cost twice as much as in the BU, and even the usually well-off zombie-stripper industry is suffering.

The Urban Dying crisis is a major factor. Of course Bullets are the most effective way to dispatch a zombie, but the urban supply is dwindling and AP cost is up. The eco(nomy)-minded survivor might want to convert to renewable resources, such as axes and knives, but they are still riddled with major problems like low accuracy, and low damage.

The recession doesn't seem to be showing any signs of slowing, so start saving that hard-earned Cheese. Hopefully our city’s leadership can come up with some sort of plan to combat the crisis.

[edit] Thanks.

Thanks. Just wanted to know the group was active. (Which I knew it was, but hey im treating all groups the same.) --Rosslessness 21:14, 15 July 2008 (BST)

[edit] Page Moves

Being the number one survivor group in the city gives you no special treatment. All group pages should be a subpage of the main group. Its your own fault for having so many pages. I went and changed all the links for you so you can't moan. Setting up redirects is not my job. My job is to maintain the wiki and keep it tidy. -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 22:54, 15 July 2008 (BST)

If you intend it only to be edited by members of your group, then it belongs in your group namespace. It applies to all groups. However a request needs to be lodged in A/MR in order of us to be allowed to do it. Also, Sign Your Posts. -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 23:57, 15 July 2008 (BST)

What I've done is stick a custom title template at the top of the page. This'll change the title of The Fortress/News to The Fortress News while keeping it at that address. If you want you can attach that template to the squad/team pages so they read eg: Battlehawk instead of The Fortress/Battlehawk. -- Cheese ^{WTF!RandomSysOp?} 00:05, 16 July 2008 (BST)

^This, directly links to the edit war going on at {{Press}}, er, Category:Press, he's just linking directly to the page instead of through a/the redirect.--Karek^maps?! 01:55, 16 July 2008 (BST)

05:47, 16 July 2008 Pdeq (Talk | contribs) (Undo revision 1219761 by Special:Contributions/Private Mendoza (User talk:Private Mendoza)displays same on page, goes to same place, but saves server the effort of redirecting.) That make sense to you? If you have some issue with it, let's resolve it here rather than edit war, but I think Cheese has made it in a way that works for everyone. --Pdeq^Talk* 06:49, 16 July 2008 (BST)