User talk:Rambo ninja spidrman

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Zerging

Hello zerger.

If you have "evidence" of zerg list, RG moderators, or anyone fr tha matter "zerging" then I suggest you might want to somehow back up your claims. However, you dont have any evidence, you just full of shit, you like to whine to make youself feel better for the fact that people caught you cheating, and you have no excuse for it.

Put up, or shut up suckhole.

But I suppose baseless accusations are your only answer to the fact that you have exposed, you need to justify your actions so make up whatever you want to believe and Im sure the world will follow. I was all over you from day one and your only answer was to zerg - lulz.

--EmPathetic Bill 23:17, 11 April 2010 (BST)

Who are you, and why are you swearing on my wiki page? o-O

(I get the oddest feeling you might make a good villain... like in a movie or something. Have you ever been to Borehamwood? Do you like Depeche Mode? And most importantly... what the heck is a zerg? It sounds like a flavor of ice cream. I miss ice cream. Actually, I miss a lot of things now that I'm dead, except I don't, because I still have my wife, who is a zombie, and my son, who is a raccoon.

You are the first person to visit me though. Say! I have an idea! Want to come over for dinner? Layre makes the most FANTASTIC soylent green casserole. And I promise not to hit you in the back of the head with 2x4. FORGET I SAID THAT!!! I mean I promise I'll play the Imperial March when you come in. And when you leave. And if you have to use our restroom.

When can we expect you? (the 13' trenchie anxiously leans forward, desperate for company) --Rambo Ninja Spidrman

Hey Rambo! Taak still has your Baby Raccoon Son hiding safely in his Top Hat! It took him weeks to actually come out again after you were eaten after the Library incident, and boy am I glad Layre hasn't caught up with me again, boy is that women a crazy zombie!

Reckon we paint something in Borehamwood to commemorate EmPathetic Bill's random spate of attention at you in Borehamwood? It could be like the Evader2 graffitti tag, that was a nice scene indeed...maybe something like "somebody has spraypainted 'EmPathetic Bill being Huggled by Pink Ponies' on a wall. Yeah. --Ram Rock Ed First 00:15, 13 April 2010 (AEST)

You're raising our son?!?! AAAH! He's a make sure he grows up to be a Methodist! And teach him to play basketball! And teach him to sing the theme from Shaft!

Uh... (shifty eyes) I'm not going to suggest we besmirch anyone with spraypaint. That would be wrong. Besides, he won! He can't stay grumpy forever! (sits and waits for Empathetic Bill to come over for dinner. Has cassette of the Imperial March all queued up.)

Ah yes the random musings of a fool trying to act indifferent to the musical tones of a hiphop super nova. Talk about Borehamwood is redundant when you sign Malton wiki pages with your contributions.

I have also already been for dinner - do you not remember ? You invited me in after I was looking for my lost dog, but then you tried to touch me knee and I slapped you with a napkin. As I ran from your house, I vowed to mend my broken heart with a promise to keep faithfull to my cause and yet I still search for my dog - where can he be ? --EmPathetic Bill 10:46, 1 August 2010 (BST)

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<eyes go wide> THAT WAS YOU?!?! The Goldilocks wig threw me! <looks around nervously> Ix-nay on the ee-knay ouching-tay. The wife may be listenting...

Wait did you say dog?

<leans back and yells into the kitchen> LAYRE?!?! HONEY?!?! When you said you "Mahg bawg har b!nnar", you meant you made chicken right? Honey?

<eyes the dog skeleton on the table, complete with collar labelled *property of Empathetic Bill*>

Crap I'm in so much trouble...

Yes - its was weathermays dog, or almonds, I forgot there have been so many.--EmPathetic Bill 05:41, 7 September 2010 (BST)

• boops his nose* Silly boy, I'm not weathermay. But you've figured that out by now. *grins* Nothing but love for ya Bill. You're like Alan Rickman in Costner's Robin Hood. Malton would be a LOT less interesting without you!  :)