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Dude...archive. Sweet.

Long time no see!

Hallo Sonny. I finally got off my bum and got WiC. You were right, it was an awesome game. I just wish the single player campaign was longer.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 20:52, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

Told ya so. Too bad the game can be buggy and the online mode has slowed down. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 06:20, 3 February 2008 (UTC)


Yes, it is rather concise, but there is only so much room in a template. Thanks for noticing, though. ----Secruss|Yak|Brahnz!|CGR|PKA|800px-Flag of the United States.svg.png|EMLN|Templates|RRF|RFTM|Crap|WHOZ|Evil3.gif|MU|GN|C2008|Chippy.gif|02:59, 6 February 2008 (UTC)

I want you to know too

that you're a biased twit who really should think before he types. People like you make Grim_s look fair, and that's saying something.

P.S. If you're going to insult someone at least explain why. Otherwise, you're just showing everyone what an asshole you are.

PPS. Can you read, or are you really as mindless as the character you're RPing? Give a bloody reason for your abuse!

Go play in traffic, TerminalFailure 15:43, 7 February 2008 (EST)

Ok. I don't give a damn what a homophobic Pker/zombie Bin Ladin has to say about anything. I quite honestly think my user page is fine the way it is, thank you very much. I contribute suburb info and to RP pages such as ALICE, and don't spam the wiki with Death Rattle as your fanatics are fond of doing. I quite honestly couldn't bring myself to believe idiots like you existed, but the proof that some people will follow anyone has just been shoved in my face. Do the world a favor and jump off a bridge, TerminalFailure 16:23, 7 February 2008 (EST)

"spelt" Great spelling skills. What was the saying about glass houses again? If you don't like Death Rattle, suggest that it be removed. And frankly, I don't give a damn if you care about ALICE or not. It's called RP-ing, and if you don't like feel free to piss off and stop vandalizing my user talk.

P.S. The wiki spell-check says it's wrong and since this is the UD wiki, not the dictionary wiki...

Uh...dude. It is a word. Its the past participle of spell. And is in most dictionaries. Also, since when did the wiki get a spell checker? O_o I always thought it was Firefox doing this for me. -- Cheeseman W!RandomTalk 22:20, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Try running with scissors, TerminalFailure 16:33, 7 February 2008 (EST)

That's amusing, ;)--Karekmaps?! 21:54, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Let's use my talk page since Retardo doesn't want me using his. And learn to freaking indent already! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 22:22, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Aye, the screwed up indentation is confusing me as to who said what. Also, Spelt, even if it wasn't true that it is a form of spell, is still a word, it's a type of grain.--Karekmaps?! 22:46, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

"I did suggest it be removed on more than one instance, survivors shot it down." Why would survivors shoot down a suggestion to remove the only real form of direct zombie communication? Your paranoia would be amusing if it wasn't pathetic.

"Let's use my talk page since Retardo doesn't want me using his." Try not to insult someone for five minutes and see if you can persuade them to see your POV. There, I knew you could do it...

"Aye, the screwed up indentation is confusing me as to who said what. Also, Spelt, even if it wasn't true that it is a form of spell, is still a word, it's a type of grain." This is a classic ad hominem attack, and is completely irrelevant to the topic at hand.

To cut to the chase: what do you have against RP pages and my user page? Last I checked, there was something called free speech on the wiki, and another little thing called a back-story. A back-story is something that makes the game more interesting than "click, click, click". Of course, you seem to derive most of your amusement from name-calling and paranoia so I'm not sure why I'm wasting my time trying to start an intelligent conversation. TerminalFailure 22:08, 7 February 2008 (EST)

Learn to indent! And the reason why they didn't want to remove Death Rattle because I wanted to replace it with actual writing so that people could communicate ingame as zombies. You're a retard, as I've said so in the past. Try not to insult someone for 5 minutes. Ok, 5 minutes are up. You still can't indent for shit. I never said you can't make a retarded user page. Freedom of Speech is awesome. I'm exercising mine right now. You're a retard. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 03:35, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Your antics are somewhat pathetic and no longer as entertaining as they used to be. If your compulsion to insult users with exactly the same language and insults for no reason, I might be tempted to take you to Arbitration. Your getting banned would be a most enjoyable experience. Also, show me a zombie film where the zombies can speak proper English, and I'll show you a fake piece of shit. If you want to break genre, give each survivor an AK-47, rocket launchers, and a Jeep so we can run you hyper-intelligent zombies over, blow you to Hell, and generally nerf you. Not interested? Then try to make sense. In addition, try to fix your pathetic excuse for a page before you go on a rampage. Stoop being a troll and act your age, TerminalFailure 23:23, 7 February 2008 (EST)

Learn to indent. Zombies do not speak perfect English but they are able to communicate, IE Land of the Dead. I don't know why I'm arguing this since its a game, not a movie. Players should be able to communicate. And take me to Arby's. I'm hungry for some drama. It'll get thrown out since its my talk page and you can stop replying anytime you want, retard. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 04:24, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Stupid concept, I know, but maybe you should think before using the "Genre" argument, there are plenty of ways to do it and preserve genre ignoring the fact that UD doesn't fall the "genre" crap everyone bitches about(see every game update). For example, maybe if it was done in the same method it is in that craptastic game World of Warcraft and zombie speech was encrypted so survivors couldn't understand it. Oh, but wait, that makes you look like an ass doesn't it? Whoops.--Karekmaps?! 17:15, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

"Zombies do not speak perfect English but they are able to communicate"

Hence, Death Rattle: a slurred form of English. Are you really that bad at reading or are you pretending?

"And take me to Arby's. I'm hungry for some drama. It'll get thrown out since its my talk page."

You have made several similar comments on the talk pages of other users, all devoid of content and created only to insult them. I'm pretty tempted to do just that. TerminalFailure 11:46, 8 February 2008 (EST)

You're a retard your mother should have aborted you. Death rattle is not a form of communication. It barely resembles coherent speech. Just because you see letters on the screen doesn't mean it constitutes an understandble language. Take me to Arby's, I dare you. You will lose and I will win. You are talking on my talk page. At anytime you can stop. I am however just talking on MY talk page, I can't get in trouble. And learn to fucking indent! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 21:34, 8 February 2008 (UTC)


I submit to you a, "Yes!" For all you troubles, you now have a "Yes" to deal with.

  • Oh ya, I found your wiki page too..

I'm sorry...

But your kitty has fallen in battle. During a high risk operation, we were surrounded and completely cut off from reinforcements. Your kitty then did something very brave and stupid. It charged forth into the enemy lines, clawing and breaking any who dared to stand in his way. The result was that our troops were able to escape through the gaping hole in the enemies line, though your kitty was lost in the retreat. I personally saw him being forced to the ground by no less than 50 enemy soldiers. I'm sorry. The sacrifice of your brave kitty has saved thousands of our soldiers lives, and you can be sure that even now, we're mounting another attack on the enemy to avenge the fallen feline.

Or something like that. I may just be hallucinating.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 21:18, 15 February 2008 (UTC)

Hey, SuicideAngel, shut the hell up and pass me some more of that acid man ;) --/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 18:23, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

An Appeal

Maybe we could have been friends... I am new to the "Black Art of The Wiki"... I thought perhaps you may have moved on to better targets, and tried to clean up my user page...

But oddly, Life seems less important since you left my user page.

I tried to go back in my browser history, you know to "make it all the way it was", but it was all gone damn it... You never know what you got till it is gone...

I know you may never again feel comfortable posting things like "spaceship" on my page and getting 3 chapters of how I think "spaceships" are nothing more than a zombie communist plot.. but I miss you Sonny...

I promise if I had it all to do over again.. I would have transfered it all to a new wiki page, for your un-dead-outlaw-ass to post away on.

-I m lonely sonny.. Please come back! I maay blow off your head with a shotgun, but what re friends for?

PS: I was in the US Army and Drink my ass off all the time. My responses my change depending on the time of day, my BAH content, ..and random stuff... Um, drunk stuff.. and more drunk stuff.... HAhahaha!

Please come back sonney, we(and by we I mean just me) miss you!

Learn to indent and sign your post. Then we'll talk. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 04:57, 17 February 2008 (UTC)
Wow.. I am a retard and drink WAY TOO MUCH! Oh well, Not much I can do about it now..--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT Zom MIS 09:14, 7 March 2008 (UTC)


It's for a friend.--Rrnman 01:18, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

Don't worry about this kid Sonny. I believe him to be an alt account of a band user, who was b& for impersonating me and mass vandalism attempts. Him and his band of friends all suck. It's a fact.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:45, 18 February 2008 (UTC)
LE GASP! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 02:48, 18 February 2008 (UTC)

That Header

could you please change that header to a (lot) less offensive one ? it's starting to build drama around it --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 14:17, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

No. If Velo2 wants it changed let him contact me and we'll settle on a header. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 18:37, 22 February 2008 (UTC)

I will ask you once more. Please, remove that header before it escalates on drama. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 12:37, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

No. My page, my rules. Velo2 edited my wiki without creating a header so I created one for him. He don't like it? Let the little dick cry about it to his mommy. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 17:08, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Malton Sanitation Department

I have a few questions:
Only DEM characters can join this group?
If not, Im creating a new alt with a name like John Cencioni or something of this sort, can he join?--Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 11:12, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

You can join only if you're not a DEM member already. We don't want zerging. If you are in DEM, gonna have to ask you to leave. If you're not in the DEM, welcome aboard! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 20:24, 23 February 2008 (UTC)
Ok so I guess Im in. I'll give you my character UD ID later, I didnt create him yet... --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 21:45, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
Right on. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 23:05, 26 February 2008 (UTC)
John Cencioni it is, I could use your help to set his funny stereotypical decription... have anything in mind? --Obi + Talk!|TZH|MDK 10:03, 27 February 2008 (UTC)
Spaghetti, greasiness, mafia, olive oil, wine, spicy meatballs, mama-mia, etc. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 21:37, 27 February 2008 (UTC)

Outta love

"I'm all out of love. I'm so lost without you. I know you were right, believing for so long." -- what have ye done to me ? i just dreamed about this song >_> --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 16:05, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

MUAHAHAHAHHAA!!! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 20:24, 23 February 2008 (UTC)

Lessons Learned

It had taken me several weeks of diligent study/ trial and error; but I think I have finally learned how to indent and properly sign my posts. (Maybe)

--Airborne88 12:54, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
Generally you let the signature follow in the line of the words, not indent it after. ;)--Karekmaps?! 12:59, 29 February 2008 (UTC)
Crap--Airborne88 03:19, 1 March 2008 (UTC)
Still indenting and signing my posts--Airborne88 02:51, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Indented and signed. --Airborne88 02:33, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
I don't see your point. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 02:34, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
You said we'd talk when I learned to indent and sign my posts. You lied. It took kittens to bring you around. Malton Inhumane Society Now has a "Sonny Friendly" Logo BTW (No kittens were harmed)--Airborne88 05:48, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
And I have a cool sig now.. So, what's up??--Airborne88T Zom MIS 07:25, 4 March 2008 (UTC)
Signing& Indenting (w/a cool sig)--Airborne88T Zom MIS 07:42, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Words cannot express my joy for you... --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 16:03, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Thanks! You very mild support means the world to me. At some point I may actually figure out what I am doing. Or at least find something constructive to do. I fear that time is a long long way off.--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT Zom MIS 17:07, 5 March 2008 (UTC)
Signing& Indenting---Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT Zom MIS 07:35, 7 March 2008 (UTC)
Indented& Signed.. Have a swell day sonny!--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT Zom MIS 06:12, 8 March 2008 (UTC)
Signed and Indented--Airborne88Zzz1.JPGT|ZC|MI|E! 20:26, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

SHUT THE FUCK UP! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 00:00, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

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From a "livejournal dipshit" concerning Calvert Mall

Your near-blanking of the Calvert Mall page because you thought it wasn't quite up to your exquisite tastes was uncalled-for and is a greater detriment to this game than any "n00b-speak" that was on there. Please do not do that again. Go Sidestreamer 03:31, 2 March 2008 (UTC)

Greater detriment? Son, you are quite mistaken. What Sonny did was completely called for, and was doing much more for the page than any of the shit he removed.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:34, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
Tell it like it is. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 04:57, 2 March 2008 (UTC)
By simply deleting it all? I beg to differ. He just bleached out the personality. Sidestreamer 00:15, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
There isn't supposed to be personality, numbnuts. It's supposed to be NPOV informative writing. Want to just the "human factor" get a fucking livejournal. If not, fuck off my wiki. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF MOB pr0n 03:45, 3 March 2008 (UTC)
Ah that's funny. The cocksmoker's already getting personal, lol. BTW, adding entries into the diary of events on a location isn't throwing your own point of view. If you're too fucking illiterate to know the difference you shouldn't try insulting me. Sidestreamer 06:58, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
Just curious, what part of the stuff he removed wasn't POV? I'd think it would be pretty obvious that two people talking to each other and the use of the word I would be extremely obvious POV.--Karekmaps?! 18:47, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh noes! All the logic you're proving is hurting my head, Karek. Please stop! I must ignore all logic and continue to argue idiotic statements because I can't tell that conversation and diary entries of point of view. If only I paid attention in high school english or cracked open a book instead of cracked open a dude's ass. Oh why me?! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 20:57, 12 March 2008 (UTC)
Lets settle this once and for all. I was not hurting anybody until Sonny Corleone sent me a message with things like "stop shitting up the Calvert section with your life." I didnt even know the guy and he started something that I hope he can apologize for calling me a "live journal dipshit." -Velo2
Cry me a river toothpick dick. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 03:46, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Sonny Corleone, can you please change these headers and stop this feud? -Velo2
No. Now learn to sign. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 19:47, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
Why dont you change these headers and be mature about it? -Velo2
Why don't you learn to sign? --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 19:50, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
I would if I knew how to sign, and change these headers!!! Velo2 20:01, 14 March 2008 (UTC)-Velo2
Congrats. You learned how to sign. Now tell me what you want me to change it to and I'll tell you if it is ok or not. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 20:05, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
I dunno, Complaints or something...Velo2 20:08, 14 March 2008 (UTC)Velo2
No. Keep trying. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 20:08, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
I dunno, anything that is not offensive to me. Velo2 T WiC

That's your problem. You're trying to think of something non-offensive. Try thinking the opposite. Shake it up a bit. (New line cause I'm tired of scrolling to the right.) --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 20:45, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

So..... I heard you play WiC. Velo2 T W! WiC 21:34, 14 March 2008 (UTC)Velo2
Used to. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 00:00, 15 March 2008 (UTC)

rrf irc

what was rrf irc channel again? --Admiral Ackbar U! WTF

#rrf-ud @ --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 11:55, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

The Great Mall Project

It appears there are missing logos for two or three malls... a map... and a layout for mall pages... want to help me with these stuff ? --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 21:02, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

I don't have the template or whatever you use for the mall logos. And I have no clue how to make the map you need. I will however help you with ideas or images for it. Sorry. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 21:27, 12 March 2008 (UTC)

Your Rules

Sorry, but sysops and other users MUST be allowed to leave messages. Those rules will NOT be grounds for vandalism claims. SIM Core Map.png Swiers 06:35, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

Oh...those rules at the top are a joke. Ignore those. They mean nothing. By "my rules" that I have stated before I meant pretty much "My page, I write what I want on it". Sysops can post to their hearts content unless they vandalize...but they won't do that. I'll add a rule for you guys. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 17:05, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
I like the rules, they amuse me.--Karekmaps?! 17:15, 14 March 2008 (UTC)
I am glad you do. Most people don't even bother reading them. The first rule pretty much bans EVERYONE from my talk page unless their name is all consonants. The others are jokes really that ban rednecks, feminists, and sooper serious peoples. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 17:26, 14 March 2008 (UTC)

I just laugh at Swiers' attempt to be imposing. --Cyberbob DORIS CGR U! 06:43, 16 March 2008 (UTC)


I'll come help, and bring some of my group with me if I can.

However, I cannot join your group. But you and your group are invited to join The Fallen.

--The Last Saint 00:05, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

Just because your buddies let you off...

doesn't mean you'll get away with it next time. I will watch your wiki contributions and if there's anything suspect, anything at all, I will call you out on it.

Keep that in mind,TerminalFailure 1:30, 16 March, 2008 (EST)

Oooo... you got a stalker now, sonny.. Better watch out when you are near those dark alleys, you never know who could be there. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 05:46, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
ZOMG! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 06:21, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
I haven't had such a good laugh in weeks. --Cyberbob DORIS CGR U! 06:22, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
I haven't spoken to you in weeks. How's it going? --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 06:25, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Not bad. Course, I don't actually login to the game any more, but trolling the hapless wiki do-gooders is fun. --Cyberbob DORIS CGR U! 06:30, 16 March 2008 (UTC)
Ah. I log in everyday for my contribution to the greater good. I created another survivor group because I'm tired of survivors sucking shit at the game. You're welcome to join if you want, *cough*. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 14:59, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

What a joke.

Ha ha Saromu. Do you honestly think that'll pass? If it does, then I've overestimated the intelligence of the wiki community by quite a bit. Bugger off, Saromu You don't like being called Saromu? Make a new account called "Sonny".

Go stuff yourself, Saromu Sucks

Learn to sign. --Cyberbob DORIS CGR U! 05:46, 18 March 2008 (UTC)


The Church of Kevan is being heretics against Pluto--THE Godfather of Яesensitized, Anime Sucks Yalk | W! U! WMM| CC CPFOAS DORISFlag.jpg LOE ZHU | Яezzens 14:09, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

*GASP* MAH PLUTO!!!--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 15:10, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Status Update

Apparently TerminalFailure has changed your status to that of a minion. So I made this template for you for fun.

I'm a minion!
This user is a minion of AnimeSucks.

--Akule School's in session. 21:18, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

I can be minion? --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 22:31, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
Looks like it man. -- Cheese 22:33, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Gold in the tropics

Offshoregold.jpg Gold in Offshore Accounts
This user feels that putting gold in an untouchable offshore account is better than in a basket.

For you. Thanks for the vote of confidence. --Akule Maker of fine, hand-crafted UDWiki sass since 2006 -- Akule School's back in session™ 23:11, 1 April 2008 (BST)


Please go to your arbritration case and fill out your field when you get some time. Cheers.--Thekooks 17:29, 1 April 2008 (BST) Please feel free to go and Rebutt what Anime or TerminalFaliure have said.--Thekooks 22:28, 3 April 2008 (BST)

War Crimes Trial

I see you are starting it up again... will I be grandfathered in since we never finished last time or should I reapply? btw... good to hear from you again... you're one of the few adversaries/people that are cool enough to deal with in a mature manner... --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 01:05, 14 April 2008 (BST)

You have to reapply. And I'm mature? News to me. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 02:23, 14 April 2008 (BST)
:-P *Marty Banks Grins* btw, you like my template? --Marty Banks (aka. Mundane) <DHPD> 05:57, 14 April 2008 (BST)
No. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 03:05, 15 April 2008 (BST)


^^^^^ lollin' at martybanks カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) ;x You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild! @ 21:16, 16 April 2008 (BST)

Yay! Katthew is back! We were beginning to think the sysops threw you in an oven. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS MSD MOB pr0n 21:44, 16 April 2008 (BST)
Ungrateful bastards, after all I've done for/to this wiki. カシュー, ザ ゾンビ クィーン (ビープ ビープ) ;x You rated this wiki '1'! Great job, go hog wild! @ 18:57, 17 April 2008 (BST)


Sure, send us an email to, with your ingame name, and we'll meet you at Snooke Towers, Ridleybank. We're both lvl 1 atm, but have higher level mains. Free-running is required.

Ok, meet us at Snooke Towers in Ridleybank

The Church Of The Beyonder

well, we are a buncha gully followers of The Beyonder, and we decided to call A Jihad on Dulston to recover some Jheri Curl Juice Left there by our Exalted Homie.

We dont normally Ally but as you make Our Leader Laugh, it shall be written that you aided his blunting by writing some fuckin ill shit. Anyways we're riding on those guys tommorow. Just sayin we were down to help kick some heads after we find the Jheri Curl Juice.


Lrn 2 wiki n00b. -- Cheese 21:13, 13 May 2008 (BST)

Sif not pick me

.xoxo 00:34, 30 May 2008 (BST)

I feel you would've been biased against me strictly for my attitude, bad language, and mean demeanor. I want someone who'll make a decision based off the facts. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 03:50, 30 May 2008 (BST)
I disagree and am vaguely disappointed, but i guess thats the way things go.--xoxo 13:28, 30 May 2008 (BST)
You have in the passed said things against me because of the way I act and I feel you'd use my attitude and behavior against me. Sorry but that's how I feel. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 20:44, 30 May 2008 (BST)


I'd really only be excess weight - you know the backstory far more intimately. --brb, church DORIS CGR U! 03:41, 1 June 2008 (BST)

the Truth

The truth about Goolina We are sure you dont need us reminding you of what you already know. Evidence of this can be found here. TerraI know the truth. 06:31, 17 June 2008 (BST)

We are very aware you are not affiliated with the RRF anymore, and if you look deeper into our broadcast, you can see that we actually mentioned you in this broadcast. Thank you for your support, if thats what you were trying to convey.TerraI know the truth. 18:50, 17 June 2008 (BST)
We thank you for the support, we may contact you again, but ask that you spread the word about the tragedy that has taken place here.TerraWe know the Truth 19:23, 18 June 2008 (BST)

You have some nerve, Sonny

I can't believe it. After all the shit I did for you, and after putting my ass and my reputation on the line to bring you back into the fold after the last time you wig out, you go and do this. I'm really disappointed in you, Josh, not just as a peer, but as a friend. all the times I've defended you, and fought for second and third chances, and you repay me like this? what the hell man. I'm fucking done. Consider this me washing my hands of you and all your pathetic, immature drama. I'm done. hopefully you'll grow up and realize that theres more to life than internet grudges and spite. Have a good life, and I hope college isn't to hard on you. I've found it fun so far. I still consider you a friend, Sonny, but you have just gone to far. Bobs Aturd 19:19, 21 June 2008 (BST)

Lulz, what's he done?--Luke Skywalker 20:03, 21 June 2008 (BST)

I said I didn't support the RRF in defending Goolina after she was caught zerging. Lulz butthurt. They don't like my constant pessimistic view on the RRF. It's my fault for them sucking, not the fact that they keep sucking. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 21:17, 21 June 2008 (BST)
Spoken to you, Sonny, but you of all people should know I don't speak for the RRF. Bobs Aturd 00:29, 22 June 2008 (BST)

Sand? In my vagina? --brb, church DORIS CGR U! 01:55, 22 June 2008 (BST)

About the Interview

Do you have a preference on conduction? Sorry for my slow reply. RL stuff >.< -- THELORDGUNSLINGER 21:05, 21 June 2008 (BST)

Nah. IRC or Brainstock would be easier unless you want it here on the wiki. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 21:18, 21 June 2008 (BST)

Council of Leaders

hia. remember to add a {{redirect|Council of Leaders}} at the top of that page. And welcome back. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 01:54, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Hey. I don't remember if I'm supposed to redirect that. Could you fix any of the mistakes I make? I'm trying to remember everything and my memory is shot. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 02:09, 25 June 2007 (BST)
no problem. If you need anything, just ask :) --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 02:14, 25 June 2007 (BST)
I could use about tree fitty. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 02:15, 25 June 2007 (BST)

Hay dude just wondering when Council Of Leaders voting ends--Dikki 10:56, 19 August 2007 (BST)

hay is the council going to have its own forum when voting ends to keep all buisness secret

--Dikki 15:34, 26 August 2007 (BST)

Not my job. Let them settle it. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 15:50, 26 August 2007 (BST)

History Request #2

Thanks for getting back to me! Though actually, I wanted to edit my request , if that's alright, and ask instead for a history of Richmond Hills. Let's of the interesting/important points about the suburb that I see is that it just has a little bit of everything; NT buildings, a fire station, a police station, hospitals, parks, museums, a library, a church, motels, railway stations, and a high concentration of cinemas (6). It seems like a place of the arts, and almost it's own little village, in a way, like an abandoned housing district. It's a bit of a dark, quiet place, not very busy...that's just the impression I get. Sorry for rambling...--Idril 13:20, 26 June 2007 (BST)

For Sonny

I present this to you in your ongoing Copyright battles....

Mickey mouse.jpg Oh-Ho!
This user loves Zombie Mickey Mouse! Since he's the prophet of Zombie Jesus!

Barhah! -- Murray Jay Suskind 04:40, 10 July 2007 (BST)

BARHAH! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 04:41, 10 July 2007 (BST)
OH NOES look out Akule's comin' for ya!(be careful Vista might tell you to grow the fuck up)--karek 07:39, 10 July 2007 (BST)
That, or he'll move all the discussions on this topic to your page, like he did to Sevetythree. Check out "Random Feth". It used to be on the clothes talk page.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 07:41, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Nobody moves shit to my talk page...nobody. And who the fuck gave y'all permission to talk on my talk page anyway. That's a $500 fine right there. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 07:42, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Mickey did.--karek 07:44, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Blaming a rodent? That's a new low, my friend. Pay up. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 07:58, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Money tree.jpg Money Tree
Money Really Does Grow On Trees!

Does this cover it?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:03, 10 July 2007 (BST)

I change my mind. Now I wnat gold in the basket.
Gold in basket.jpg Gold in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if Amazing does in fact put the gold in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

--Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 08:38, 10 July 2007 (BST)

Just imagine it says AKule instead of Amazing.
Gold in basket.jpg Gold in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if Amazing does in fact put the gold in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:43, 10 July 2007 (BST)

Yup. But I found out how to end all of this copyright infringment shit. Here --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 08:46, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Gold in basket.jpg Gold in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if Akule does in fact put the gold in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

Fixed, and I still blame the rodent, he shoulda told me he was infected.--karek 08:52, 10 July 2007 (BST)

I fixed it. And you still have to put gold in the basket. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 08:54, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Yes, that video will solve this bullshit. Now, if we could get Akule to watch it...-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 08:55, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Damn you, I was about to fix it, you owe me for a conflict, Mr. Mouse shall be my attorney I'm suing your ass!--karek 08:57, 10 July 2007 (BST)
That goes for you too SA, dammit twice now!--karek 08:57, 10 July 2007 (BST)
I'm taking you to Arby's! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 08:58, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Isn't gold trademarked by some fancy store that doesn't exist?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:00, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Didn't the Jews do that? --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:03, 10 July 2007 (BST)
I've moved your funny stuff of the arbitration page. Don't start creating drama again. pretty please?-- Vista  +1  09:10, 10 July 2007 (BST)
No. Fuck karek. He conflicted my edits for far too long. SA, you and I will get him and that green rodent son of a bitch. Tonight We Whine in Hell! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:13, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Fuck you!, I want my edits unconfliceted, unconflicted I say! You're out of order, this whole damn court is out of order!--karek 09:30, 10 July 2007 (BST)
If Chewbacca lives on Endor you most acquit. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:32, 10 July 2007 (BST)
You're argument is faulty I shall kill it with the moon. --karek 09:34, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Dude...what the fuck are you talking about? --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:43, 10 July 2007 (BST)
The video explains all. Dumbledore dies! Snape Killes Hermoine! Voldemort lives!--karek 09:46, 10 July 2007 (BST)


Sonny Corleone vs. karek vs. Mickey Mouse vs. Vista

moved to --sonny's talkpage


Karek insulted SA and I about edit conflicts and challenged me to a duel with Mickey Mouse, aka the rodent, as his attorney. Dems fightin' woids and I will not rest until justice is served with a side of toast. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:01, 10 July 2007 (BST)

It's bullshit and you know it, I want you banned! No one edit conflicts me, Copyright infringement! The name Saromu has an S!--karek 09:06, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Under Canadianianian copypasta laws I am allowed to have an S in my name but no image of an asshat. That would break the law. People would get the impression that I'm copypastaing S's. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:11, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Seriously. this isn't a forum. And this page isn't here for this. stop adding to the drame, please.-- Vista  +1  09:13, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Alright, alright. I surrender. I have one request though. The object that kills me has to be the fluffy pink ban hammer. Agreed?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:15, 10 July 2007 (BST)
You no good scallywag! I guess it's just between you and me, karek. I have already called the exterminator to deal with the rodent. Just you and me. Conflict my edit one more time and you will see my wrath. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:17, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Dammit! I should sue you now too. Everything you love is combustible! Vista is now a concerned party I want him sued too, bannings all around. Die Infidels!(4 conflicts in a row is blasphemy)--karek 09:18, 10 July 2007 (BST)
How about we settle this like men? I challenge you all to a pie duel. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:20, 10 July 2007 (BST)
fine if it's on a talkpage. but keep it on a talkpage not here.-- Vista  +1  09:22, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Never! I shall slay you with the body of false copyright law. The air you breathe is trademarked you owe me Moneys! pay me $1,000,000 and the life of all your loved ones and we shall see about letting you off. But SA and Vista must pay! Burn them in fire! This are serious dispute!(Stop with the damn conflicts!)--karek 09:23, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Do not pass Go! Do not collect $200. Go straight to jail! Show me the money! Show me the money! We're living in a material world and I am a material girl. The best things in life are free, but you can give them to the birds and bees. I want money. Money! It's a gas! Money money money money. Money! Here she comes now singing money, money. Dun dun dun. Shotgun turn around come on money. I said yeah. Yeah! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:27, 10 July 2007 (BST)
You gotta be stuck if you think I'm taking part in this. I'm already dead!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:28, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Then your dead body shall feel my wrath! NEXT OF KIN! NEXT OF KIN!--karek 09:32, 10 July 2007 (BST)
NEVAR! Stand up and fight SA! It is the only way to destroy him! *Sonny uses mind rays* be bu be bu be bu. de ne ne ne na na na na de ne ne ne ne. be bu be bu. 09:34, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Sorry kids, I'm too wore out from work. I place Vista in my place instead.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:36, 10 July 2007 (BST)
I shall nevar give up nevar surrendar! You shall go with your auntie and uncle to Bell Air once your live has been flipped, turned upside down!--karek 09:37, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Never! I shall never jump on it! Jump on it! Jump on it! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:46, 10 July 2007 (BST)

DUCK IS WRONG!--karek 09:52, 10 July 2007 (BST)

What'chu talkin' 'bout Willis? --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 09:55, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Shit has hit the fan son!--karek 10:06, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Suck on this! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 10:07, 10 July 2007 (BST)
The more you KNOW!--karek 10:10, 10 July 2007 (BST)
not a PSA or meatspin... --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 10:12, 10 July 2007 (BST)
No, really. I do, I'm super serial.--karek 10:14, 10 July 2007 (BST)
Lyk OMGZ --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 16:53, 10 July 2007 (BST)

Moorish Building

Hey, I noticed Sonny Corleone was killing survivors with us in Morrish tonight, and you had been updating the attack on Giddings. You hanging with LUE for some particular reason or were we just in the same area by chance? Always glad to have more zombies regardless of the situation (especially a former Papa), I'm just curious.--Insomniac By Choice 03:25, 14 July 2007 (BST)

I'm an RRF feral. I'm moving with the large horde. So I'm following LUE. Besides, I promised Giddings I'd kill them after they cheated me. I built the fucking Mall and then to stop me they had to cheat. That's fucked up. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 03:32, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Cheat like zergers, barricade bots, what?--Insomniac By Choice 03:40, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Bots, it was why Kevan changed the barricade code to what it is today, because Morrish was using bots against the RRF.--karek 03:49, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Yup. It sucked. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 04:03, 14 July 2007 (BST)

Harman Com. systems

How about we eliminate all types of communication other than normal talking itself? Radios are useless, due to constant spam, tags are useless, 'cause asshats like me spray rude things in German, mobile phones are useless, 'cause no one wants one anyway. The only thing actually useful is speech, but then thats negated by some "trenchie" saying "OMG!!111! I just killed two zombies! You guys would be dead without me!" Think it'd last more than an hour on the suggestions page? ;).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:01, 14 July 2007 (BST)

Keep radios and speech. Cell phones are worthless anyway. But you don't need anything else. Seriously. You're in a zombie apocalypse. Not Paris Hilton's The Simple Life. (never watched that show) You don't need to be pampered. Next thing you know you'll want instant messengers and the internets in Malton. Seriously dude... --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 05:05, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Never watched that show either. Honestly, I completely agree with you. Hell, I've never even owned a ceel phone in my close to two years of playing, and I stopped carrying around radios about a month after I started. The spam was just too annoying. Though Seb has a good idea with the walkie talkies, I'm having doubts now. Maybe if we switched radios with the walkies...? I dunno. Just sorta rambling I guess.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:09, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Walkie talkies are just invincible cell phones. And they won't work the way they want to anyway. You know who'll use them? PKers and death're too smart to use ingame communication. It's just easier for survivors to deal with what they want. Use ingame communication to meet people and then rope them into metagaming. That's how I got roped in. And look at me now. I got 5 ulcers from UD, going bald, and have high blood pressure. (that was a joke) --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS Hunt! 05:13, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Wow. My condition is much less serious. I've lost the ability to use my eyes. It's sad. Well, I'm going to go spam a StarCraft game. Later.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:30, 14 July 2007 (BST)
Have fun. Tell me when SC2 is out. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 05:32, 14 July 2007 (BST)


...Template. I think it really brings out the best of Akule.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:09, 16 July 2007 (BST)

Huh? I didn't make it about anyone. I made it for Murray because he likes the Troll Dolls except for the ones dressed as lawyers. I got a graduate one and a clown one and an adventurer one. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 03:14, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Oh, I wasn't implying that you did, I was just saying that it describes him a lot. Sorry for the confusion.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:21, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Oh, it's ok. You got some imagination there. Could get you (or me) in trouble one day. But it is a nice template though right? The troll has a Book of the Law in his hand so he must be a lawyer. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 03:22, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Well, lets hope I'm the one that'd get in trouble. I'm not known enough for it to cause any thing anyway.^^. And yes, it's a great template. I like the mini-gavel that he has. Evil vampires. Grrrr.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:27, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Vampires? --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 03:33, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Lawyer=Vampire.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:36, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Huh...I generally don't call them that. Seeing as how I'm gonna be a lawyer one day, against my wishes, but whatever. But it's the troll lawyers that went to the University of Trolling that I don't like. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 03:39, 16 July 2007 (BST)
I call them vampires because of my friend. He's a lawyer, and when he's in the courtroom, he's a total asshole.:).-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 03:49, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Does he suck the blood out of his opponent? --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 03:56, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Verbally he does. He's so efficient at it, you can't even see the blood seep out of the victim.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:04, 16 July 2007 (BST)
What is his favorite blood type? --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 04:10, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Dunno. I'd say that he like the blood of innocent criminals that he just proved were guilty though.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:23, 16 July 2007 (BST)

P.S. Darn you Dux and your evil edit conflicts!-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:23, 16 July 2007 (BST)

What do the trolls do in the courtroom if the rest of them suck blood? --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 04:19, 16 July 2007 (BST)

They bang their gavel and make grunting noises about how they know the laws they read on Wikipedia. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF 04:25, 16 July 2007 (BST)
Scary kitty. Are you shooting for two hundred now?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:42, 17 July 2007 (BST)
That or die trying. And don't insult my kitty. She's not really a kitty no more though...that was last year. She's now big...and I got another kitty which isn't really a kitty either. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 04:45, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Insulting? No. Saying that kittens scare me? Maybe. Well, good night, these pills I was prescribed are starting to kick in.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 04:51, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Kitties scare you... --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 04:56, 17 July 2007 (BST)


Yes, I know I finally settled on a name. The rest I'm trying to get deleted. Thanks --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 03:20, 17 July 2007 (BST)

I know. I have finally found the name - Iron Wolves --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 04:07, 17 July 2007 (BST)
I have been trying to. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 04:10, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Dude...seriously. Stop fucking being a hater. No one is going to like you anyway. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 17:12, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Your not a noob! Man, that makes me laugh, and not 20, about 5, 4 which are defunct. Also, y am I a noob if my pages are templated up, and yours are not? That shows wiki noobness. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 17:22, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Ok, you said that I'm the only one to enjoy them. Then read this --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 17:43, 17 July 2007 (BST)
YOU DON'T PAY ATTENTION TO DETAILS!!!! Read the last sentence to Dux's first post! --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 18:26, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Then you don't no what is sweet! --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 18:29, 17 July 2007 (BST)
For one, it's not ur wiki, and for two, ok, name 100, now. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 18:35, 17 July 2007 (BST)
What do you mean by, "It's my wiki"? --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 18:45, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Your a n00b-lover! --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 18:52, 17 July 2007 (BST)
You have to stop starting fights. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 19:04, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Already have. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 19:13, 17 July 2007 (BST)
I mean it this time. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 19:27, 17 July 2007 (BST)
YOU can think that. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 19:35, 17 July 2007 (BST)
I know I'm right! Also always remember: "Don't be a hater, be a congratulator!" --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 19:38, 17 July 2007 (BST)
Yes, I did. I can't wait until you get off of the wiki. --Evildemon989 Talk · Help · W! · P! · SU! · TJ! · Hai! 19:44, 17 July 2007 (BST)

uʍop ǝpısdn

16:23, 19 July 2007 (BST) u0ɹd ɟɹɔ sıɹop loɔ ɟɹɹ ǝuoǝlɹoɔ ʎuuos-- ¿uʍop ǝpısdn ƃuıʞlɐʇ ı ɯɐ ʎɥʍ


count me in. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 23:09, 29 July 2007 (BST)

NEVAR FORGET! --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 23:18, 29 July 2007 (BST)
Tanenbaum is inside the killing zone. All hail Pluto! --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 19:54, 16 August 2007 (BST)

Shoud we advertise Pluto's Day on Current events, or do you want it to be a surprise ? And i have some srynges if some of our mates is in need of a revive. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 13:10, 22 August 2007 (BST)

Every PKer knows about it. Survivors know about it. They just don't care. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 15:51, 22 August 2007 (BST)
Pluto's Day or The Ninth Planet Massacre ? Let's choose a title for the event. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 15:56, 22 August 2007 (BST)
The title is 8/24. That's it. The page will be made after the attack takes place. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 16:02, 22 August 2007 (BST)

is someone couting ? i just killed 3 in the NW corner. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 19:05, 24 August 2007 (BST)

can you go on the Rezzens forum with profile links and I'll add them to the wiki. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 19:06, 24 August 2007 (BST)

For You

Troll lawyer.jpg Troll Lawyer-In-Training
This user has yet to get edumacated with the laws and stuff.

An early gift in hopes of your successful graduation from high school. --Akule School's in session. 14:28, 30 July 2007 (BST)

Oooh, someone got butt-hurt. Wah.--Karekmaps?! 14:54, 30 July 2007 (BST)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 23:34, 30 July 2007 (BST)

Your history of Malton

The first post in your New CoL thread. I don't know where it would go, but that's an excellent short narrative of Malton history and ought to be an article on here somewhere. Is it?

On an unrelated note, check your Red Rum account.--Insomniac By Choice 18:22, 7 August 2007 (BST)

It's on the Council of Leaders page... --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 00:09, 8 August 2007 (BST)


I am Secruss of the Reanimations.

I have had a glorious vision concerning the zombies of Malton.

If you wish to share it with me, come here.

--Secruss 00:52, 19 August 2007 (BST)

Zombie Renaissance

It's obviously still a work in progress, but the last section you have is "The Brink of Extinction" referring to the disappearance of numerous old zombie groups. You got a problem with retitling it something else and letting the Extinction guys talk about themselves there? I know Jorm hates them, but they've essentially turned the NW of Malton into a second Ridleybank and that's probably going to be more important than anything LUE has done.--Insomniac By Choice 18:54, 20 August 2007 (BST)

I'm not gonna retitle it. If they want to make their own section let them. That spot is for groups that left the game. --Sonny Corleone RRF CoL DORIS CRF pr0n 04:54, 21 August 2007 (BST)


Remember out last deal that we made after the Faerie drama thingie? I do, and in fact when you left the wiki for quite a while I felt relieved because there was no danger of crossing words with you anymore. When you came back, I started to actively avoid you. That you started the case is, at least for me, one of the smallest cons on "butting in", but a con after all. Yeah, I was happy with the silence between us, and no, I'm not obsessed with you: I just abhor our past conversations. I would be happy if the silence remains, even if it's just after you say all what you want until all this mess is over because, well, I can't "butt in" on a A/VB case that you started and expect you to remain silent, can I? --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 06:56, 25 August 2007 (BST)

We don't like each other. I think that's fucking common knowledge. Sure not having to listen to your bullshit was nice. But when you butt in with your bullshit on any subject...that just makes me turn on you. I don't care if it is a mod problem or what. You don't talk. You bullshit. That whole speech you just gave, it was bullshit. If you cut the bullshit when you talk you'd see how fast I'd back down. But you don't. You bullshit. And because of that I had to say something. Good day to you sir. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 07:02, 25 August 2007 (BST)
How must I talk to you then? I DO NOT WANT TO TALK TO YOU, PERIOD. I was avoiding you and the absolute truth for me is that I hate to put myself in a position were I must speak to you or hear your quite infunded comments, your "he only thinks about me" blabbering and all you say that makes me piss off. I abhor you, your bandwagoning and the "cool guys club" you think that belong. I can't conceive how so many people gets behind you and supports you when you're always a VERY EXPLICIT ASSHOLE. Are you satisfied? Soory if I stopped to think my comments a little bit, but if I don't I TEND TO FUCK UP MY ENGLISH HIJO DE PUTA. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 07:22, 25 August 2007 (BST)
I'm so glad I took French because if I didn't I totally would not have known what you just called me... *rolls eyes* You ever think why people support me more? If I'm such an asshole how come I have more support? How come you're one of my biggest jokes on the wiki? How come I get away with it too? I'll tell you it. I don't bullshit, I'm smooth, and I'm charismatic. You're about as charismatic as a wet towel, crumpled up in bullshit. Which rules your out as being any of the three. Now I'm not saying you obsess over me. But you made no valid argument to butting in on my vandal case other than the fact you don't like me being mean. I'd so I'm sorry sarcastically but even then I don't feel like lying. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 07:29, 25 August 2007 (BST)
As I said before, Mr. Charismatic (no one can expect to call himself like that and not be made fun of), the world doesn't spin around you. I didn't "butt in" because "I don't like you to be mean". I didn't but in because of you AT ALL. I did because something was being dome that I didn't agree to: an user warned for a good faith edit that is even covered by precedent. EVEN if you don't believe that, then you can say that I butted in because Grim was the reporting user and I wanted to get back on him. But I DIDN'T include you on the freaking thing at all. So get all your charisma and shove it up your ass as always (remember what this image used to say?) --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 07:36, 25 August 2007 (BST)
EDIT: This conversation is over. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 07:37, 25 August 2007 (BST)
It's my talk page. I can talk for as long as I want. Nyah nyah nyah! --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 07:49, 25 August 2007 (BST)
He butted in because Grim ruled against him. That's the only reason.--Jorm 17:20, 25 August 2007 (BST)
Hey! The Cool Guys Club is my line! And sonny its not even part of it! (sorry sonny) I am soooo gonna sue your ass. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 17:28, 25 August 2007 (BST)
Can we go to Arby's? *squeel* --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 19:09, 25 August 2007 (BST)

Dupe of Removed???

What on earth are you thinking? If a removed suggestion can be linked to as a dupe, what is the point of ever removing something? You'd just let it finish voting, with the EXACT same effect (plus more work for the folks who process suggestions). SIM Core Map.png Swiers 14:31, 27 August 2007 (BST)

teh n00b

Kevan asked everyone not to reply to the idiot on his talk page. How can he ignore morons if you guys keep arguing with them, on his talk page? The preceding signed comment was added by boxy (talkcontribs) at 03:55 5 September 2007 (BST)

He can stop ignoring them and tell them to leave him the hell alone. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 03:56, 5 September 2007 (BST)
He's pretty much done that already. I think we should let him deal with it his way, seeing as he asked us to butt out, though. The n00b's talk page is the place to... ummmm... negotiate ;) The preceding signed comment was added by boxy (talkcontribs) at 04:02 5 September 2007 (BST)
I'm all for bringing the Witch Burners back to burn this witch. It's been well over a year since we've fought to have someone banned. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 04:04, 5 September 2007 (BST)
Just let them get banned on their own merits, please The preceding signed comment was added by boxy (talkcontribs) at 04:11 5 September 2007 (BST)

CAN'T WE JUST MAKE A POLICY TO GET THE BOB SAGET BANNED? For fuck's sake. Every time he writes a part of my brain dies.--Thari TжFedCom is BFI! 05:06, 5 September 2007 (BST)

Groups on suburb pages

What's the process for formally making a policy on requiring groups listed in the suburb to native/exclusive to it? A group like the Dribbling Beavers should be on the Santlerville page, that's the only place they are. The RRF should be listed in the Ridleybank groups. But a group like the DEM, C4NT, or MOB shouldn't be in any suburb listing because they're either officially everywhere or else continuously moving. Shearbank is what made me think of it because besides all the extraneous survivor groups, LUE is on there, too, but considering what we did, we should be listed on at least half the suburbs in Malton if just attacking a building is the criteria. A policy that made some kind of permanent settlement a rule would get rid of at least a third of the groups on every suburb page and make whittling down inactive groups much easier.--Insomniac By Choice 00:00, 7 September 2007 (BST)

A group has to be there. If they move out for good or were forcibly removed then they should be removed from the wiki. Pretty easy. Only time you stay after you've left if you were historical to the suburb. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 03:22, 7 September 2007 (BST)
Yeah, but what about the DEM? Should all the suburb pages covered here list the DEM and MFD in particular as a survivor group?--Insomniac By Choice 06:49, 7 September 2007 (BST)
No. The DEM should only be listed if they have a significant amount of people there. In the past what they would do is place their logos up on a page if they had only 1 or 2 "Marshalls" or "Chiefs" there. One or two people doesn't constitute a whole group. That's decieving. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 03:17, 8 September 2007 (BST)
I agree. How do you go about making this a formal policy for the wiki?--Insomniac By Choice 06:24, 8 September 2007 (BST)
I don't know how the new policy suggestion works. You should ask Swiers, Grim, Hagnat, or even boxy to help you set it up. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 16:00, 8 September 2007 (BST)

Thank you

GoldInBasketCropped.jpg Gold in the Basket
This user resolved the situation by putting the gold in the basket.

--People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 02:26, 16 September 2007 (BST)

Darvall Heights

It's an exaggeration to say that there are NO survivors in the suburb... can we work out a compromise? The CMS is there, at the least, trying to retake it. Let's have at least one survivor group there, eh? I mean, I know for a fact that all those zombie groups ain't there. So either those get removed or a survivor group gets put on there.Nalikill 00:09, 17 September 2007 (BST)

No. The CMS isn't there. I had a deathcultist go to every building. No one is there. You're a newfag. Deal with it. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 00:29, 17 September 2007 (BST)
Don't call me a newfag. I have good intentions. Rather than calling me a newfag, teach me what I am doing/did wrong. Rather than insulting me, and attacking problems headon, teach me. I'm more than willing to listen. Nalikill 01:31, 17 September 2007 (BST)
Ok. Because you confronted me I should settle this. Ok. Darvall Heights is completely empty. Chudleyton does have DHPD in there. We know it, they know it, it's fairly obvious. I wouldn't remove people unless I'm 100% positive they're not there because I know I'll be reported for vandalism if I'm even 1% wrong. And even then I was reported but didn't get in trouble because the sysops know I was right. Now. You want to know how to be epic win on the wiki? Don't argue with people who are vets to the wiki. It's just a general rule. They're usually right since they've seen everything at least 10 times. I'll help you out if you have trouble but don't go out and argue with me, or other people for that matter, when you have no clue what you're talking about. It just pisses people off, makes you look like an idiot, and brings the bulk of the wiki against you. Labine did that and he's pretty much hated by everyone for his war against vets. And I meant nothing by newfag. It's a /b/ term for people who are new and bring a lot of negative attention to themselves. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 01:41, 17 September 2007 (BST)
Okay. Thanks for the advice, and clarification about the terminology. I'm working on my temper, and not arguing with people. By the way...I have a small side zombie group. Do you have any tips for me on how to run one, recruiting, and other stuff?Nalikill 01:49, 17 September 2007 (BST)
Zombie groups require these three things. 1. Targets 2. Coordination 3. Propaganda
Get all three of those and you'll have a successful group. Though it is hard to get a group off the ground on your own. You usually need support from a lot of people. Like the CRF required Shacknews, Petro, and Xyu to get it off the ground. MOB required jorm, the BARHAH Brigade, and a lot of the Old Guard. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 01:51, 17 September 2007 (BST)
Thanks. I'll let you know how it goes. If all goes well, we should be applying for allied status....someday.  Nalikill  TALK  E!  W!  M!  USAI  02:07, 17 September 2007 (BST)
And for the record, the CRF does not condone deathculting. We had a third party deathcultist go through for the sake of wiki work. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 00:36, 17 September 2007 (BST)

Tally Ho!

Veritable Prime Minister Sonny: post here for access to the CoL forums. See you there! --The Supreme Court 15:25, 17 September 2007 (BST)

Big Shiny Medal


Medalofhonor.jpg Big Shiny Medal
Secruss has given Sonny Corleone a big shiny medal for having a lots of templates and killing many people.
{{Medal|Secruss|Sonny Corleone|having a ''lots'' of templates and killing many people}}


You goofball. Thats how emails generated from the wiki appear (to be sent from kevan). I think the reply to is setup to return to the actual sender when allowed. I should have provide you a mailto: marker in the message body. Sorry for any confusion. I've been traveling a lot lately and did not notice your report till moments ago. --Max Grivas JG / M.F.T. 04:05, 1 October 2007 (BST)

Thanks. Now I look like an idiot. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 04:17, 1 October 2007 (BST)
That was certainly never my intention. My hope was you would decide if there was enough similarity with your previous report to share them or not. I seemed to have lost my ability to review his edits through an assumption of good faith. Again, I can't apologize enough for the confusion. I did get a good laugh out of the over-reaction to your report in the end. That was a bit bazaar don't you think. Sorry. --Max Grivas JG / M.F.T. 04:49, 1 October 2007 (BST)
I thought Kevan came to me, because I'm one of the biggest victims of Akule's trollawyering. God damn do I feel dumb now. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 12:08, 1 October 2007 (BST)

Revived You...

Yeah, so I was around Ridleybank and one of my characters revived you 'cause you looked like you needed it. It was nice meeting Malton's #2 Most Wanted though... So, I'm headin' to Club Meade if you want to meet me there. See ya'! --MikhailA 03:32, 3 October 2007 (BST)

haha... #2 :D --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 13:25, 3 October 2007 (BST)
Shuddup. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 00:20, 25 October 2007 (BST)
:( Waaaaaaaaaaa... --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 12:17, 25 October 2007 (BST)
NO U --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 16:13, 27 October 2007 (BST)

Small CoL-Related Question

I figured I'd contact you about this before I tried to apply for forum access on Brainstock, since I've just come back from a bit of a break from UD.

Anyway, my situation is a bit of a complex one: At the time I ran for a CoL seat, I was in the unusual position of having a character in one group while leading another--without actually having a character in that group (the Channel 4 News Team). Technically I was holding the position in trust until Ron returned, and since he has, I'm no longer the leader of an actual group anymore. However, I am planning on starting up a new group myself (actually, just reviving the old strike team that I led (The Crimson Wolves) as a full-fledged group under my leadership).

So, since I no longer lead a group at present, I seem to find myself in a bit of a quandary as far as maintaining my position on the CoL proper. What do you think I should do:

1. Resign my post in favor of Ron as I was planning on doing (or simply opening up a seat for election),

2. Keep my seat anyway and transfer my "leadership" to the new group once it comes together, or

3. Contact Ron, get his opinion on it, and see whether or not he'd let me stay on the Council as some sort of "special representative" / figurehead-type thing?

Regardless, I think we should get Ron in on the discussion, since it does affect him and his group (I was elected as leader of the C4NT, which I am no longer with his return, and I'm not sure if the seat would pass to him by default, or if I'd retain it myself). I just thought I'd contact you to get your advice on this matter before I ended up doing something potentially dumb and self-destructive. --Specialist290 02:51, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Apparently I have no control over the CoL because Kristi decided to stick her nose in the middle of it. I have no access to anything involving the CoL, nor do I honestly give a shit. I will give a shit the moment I am given such powers. Until then? Nada. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 02:59, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
How interesting, but not surprising.--Karekmaps?! 03:10, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
Meh, well... I'll think of something... Thanks for that info, though. --Specialist290 03:13, 30 October 2007 (UTC)


I told you to lay off them kittens now didn't I? Some people nevar learn.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:27, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

Fuck your theory! And good night.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:33, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
NO I?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 05:27, 30 October 2007 (UTC)
Now Mew?!?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 17:02, 11 November 2007 (UTC)
I'm sorry, did you just say now?-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 09:27, 12 November 2007 (UTC)
Well, from my line of sight, you're jumping around all nimbly-bimbly, but that could be the alcohol.-- dǝǝɥs ɯɐds: sʎɐʍ1ɐ! 02:17, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

So, you are the prime minister of the concuil of Leaders?

Greegi 21:43, 30 January 2008 (UTC)

I am. However, I have no access to their forums because Kristi of the Dead felt it was her business to make the forum and then deny me privileges to view it. --Sonny Corleone RRF DORIS CRF pr0n 02:44, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

Kristi who? Anyway you should give me 5 good reason to trust you considering you are a leading member of DORIS. If you have any kind of military get it over to Yagoton which is under attack.

Replie to my talk page too.

Greegi 17:44, 2 February 2008 (UTC)

I thought the Brotherhood of Nod did all that not the Dem Greegi 02:54, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

"Remember, Remember, the..."

I think you missed a template :p Cheers. --Specialist290 03:47, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

I missed a lot. I especially like the boobies one. I'd like to get more but I'd have to remove some. Going about 100 templates will make them break. Soon they'll just go to nowiki form. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 04:42, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
I see. I'll keep that fact in mind while I go around adding to my own (rather small, by comparison :( ) collection. Cheers. --Specialist290 05:01, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
It's good though. I like it better than the birthday one that was already created. It only shows a birthday cake. This one has a lot more creativity. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt!

Zerger Preventing GKing Alteration

I do agree that helping zombies increase their numbers is a greater priority than reducing zerging at the present time. But just because we need more zombies doesn't mean we should stop trying to reduce zerging. I suggested a skill for zombies just a few days ago. Not every suggestion can address the survivor/zombie imbalance. I think there's room for suggestions of varying importance as long as they would all improve the game. Once they're in peer reviewed Kevan can work on them in any order he likes or choose to not work on them according to how needed he thinks they are. --Jon Pyre 06:47, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

In response to your analogy of focusing on gay marriage instead of the war in Iraq, I'd say only approving suggestions to help zombie numbers at the expense of all else is like focusing just on the war in iraq and not caring about social security at all. Both issues are deserving of action. --Jon Pyre 06:53, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
When something is top priority you have to fix that first and not get distracted by other things. Why do you think we're not winning? If we spent all our time focusing on Iraq we'd have knocked the shit out of them right away. But that's besides the point. Your idea focuses on a problem that is so insignificant that there is no point in having it. Gage's anti zerg measures were better. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 14:16, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

They'll see the Big Board!

Liking Dr. Strangelove?--J Muller 01:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

I got it two weeks ago. It's crazy good. I love George Scott. I've seen a ton of movies with him in it and he is hysterical. I like Slim Pickens the most though. When he talks into the radio on the plane all serious like makes it that much better. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 03:34, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

da fun

remember when you asked me if could use my l33t skillz and draw a comic... and i said heck no... well, i might be able to do it afterall... but i am thinking in something like the Order of the Stick. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 17:46, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Dude, if you could do that then it would be totally sweet. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 17:47, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Cleaning the wiki

You said on the NMC boards, you wanted to "clean the wiki" what'd you mean? get back to me? --General Lee A. Dickhole Malton Rangers 03:02, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

The NMC groups are advertised as being in about 10+ suburbs. But they're in Ridleybank. So y'all need to pick which suburbs you're actually in and remove your group names from the suburbs you're not in. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 03:04, 23 January 2007 (UTC)


Thanks for your help with the Zombie Renaissance page. I'm lousy with wiki-formatting and am glad you were alble to make sense of the Shacknews spew I put on it.--FyunchClick 22:21, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

It's all good. Glad to help the zombie cause. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 02:17, 25 January 2007 (UTC)


Hi Sonny. Just letting you know The Fever razed its first NT today, the Pankhurst Building. Hazah! --Rip purr 08:36, 26 January 2007 (UTC)


Sonny Corleone should really follow this hyperlink:

--Ron Burgundy 20:18, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Demon kitty! --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 20:32, 31 January 2007 (UTC)


Hey Sonny. If you're still checking back here from time to time, is there any chance that you could pm me over at Resense please? If so thanks, and I hope you're doing ok. :) (an yeah, and don't go forgetting the 28th either, hahah!) -Xyu 05:39, 11 February, 2007 (GMT)

The James Earl Jones Awards

JEJ.jpg JEJ Nomination
Papa Saromu has been nominated to win the Best Zombie Award.

History Request

I've really enjoyed reading your histories of Malton's suburbs, and was wondering if sometime when you get a chance you could compile a history of Havercroft. That's where I operate and it would be interesting to know a history of the area.--Idril 03:29, 4 May 2007 (BST)

Are You

Still around? Just checking the wiki too see which of the old users are still here... --Ducis DuxSlothTalk 03:06, 9 May 2007 (BST)

ping? miss ya. --People's Commissar Hagnat [cloned] [mod] 00:36, 18 June 2007 (BST)
No. And I didn't type this either. --Sir Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 14:27, 24 June 2007 (BST)

My Awesome Idea

Hi, can you please check out my idea.[1] It would be cery cool and helpful if this was made.--Canuhearmenow 20:49, 22 August 2006 (BST)

Sonny, Project Welcome! and Unwelcome! are for in general types of help. This would be more user to user.--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 21:50, 22 August 2006 (BST)
I'd rather not. I'd hate to see Mini-Me's of people running around. We already got that. Someone helps someone and the person helped adopts the attitude of the helper. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 21:53, 22 August 2006 (BST)
  • Shudder* MrAuschvitz...Nuff said. --Gold Blade Hunt! 21:56, 22 August 2006 (BST)
Hey Saromu, I would like your opinion. Remember that Mentor thing I was making? Well, I would like to know what you think the name should be (I like Project Mentor!) And what the paragraphs on the main page should be. Your opinion will be appreciated!--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 00:01, 26 August 2006 (BST)
I like the name. Whatever you decide I'll support it and become a mentor. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 03:05, 26 August 2006 (BST)
Hey Sonny, I have a Project Mentor! template
Pmlogo.png This User is a Mentor
This user is mentoring User mentoring, to show him how we work on this wiki.

Only problem is, it doesn't have a image, maybe you could make a image of a Green or some other color M! (Like Project Welcomes W!) It would add to the awesomness of this idea

Well, Project Mentor is officially active! Please tell everyone because I must log off now. Also, if you see anything on the page that could use fixing or improving (Because your good at making pages, while this was my first one), by all means fix it, I could use some experienced people. Thank you!--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 01:21, 29 August 2006 (BST)

Hi, vandal banning question

Sorry to bother but I wanted to ask a Mod and you look like youre here right now. I am not sure if I am in trouble or not? I dont want to get banned and I was just kidding!! -- Tito the Mummy Hunt! Bash! 19:13, 23 August 2006 (BST) nevermind sorry he retracted it!! whew!! -- Tito the Mummy Hunt! Bash! 19:19, 23 August 2006 (BST)

Um, Sonny's not a mod anyway. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 21:58, 23 August 2006 (BST)

You can't

Kevan needs to fix that.

Also: since you seem to be online now, is it OK to completely remove the stupidity examples? –Xoid STFU! 05:24, 26 August 2006 (BST)

The stupidity examples are ok. Saying the person's name wasn't though so it's good that you removed that. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 05:27, 26 August 2006 (BST)

I hope you will reconsider.

I agree that voting to spite Amazing is a bad idea, but Zod is Amazing's buddy and he voted for me. I only bid because I believe i can help the wiki. I feel I've always been respectful, impartial and reasonable on the wiki. What more are you seeking in a mod?Jjames 04:50, 30 August 2006 (BST)

What am I seeking? Not you. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 05:06, 30 August 2006 (BST)

Private communication

RE: your request for private talk - Use my email Gangsta1


Wonder who had that first? Did I copy you, or vicea versa?

Promotion Bid

I don't know if you know, but I'm running for sysop status, and I'm getting very little feedback. Because of that, may I ask you to check the bid and, if you wish, cast a vote? Even if it's a negative one, it will help a lot. If you want a shortcut, there's a link to the bid on my signature. Thanks in advance Sonny! --Matthew Fahrenheit YRCT+1 22:50, 7 September 2006 (BST)

You will get my vouch the day hell freezes over and the heatens repent for following their false lord instead of Pluto. It'll be a sad day when I support you. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 23:13, 8 September 2006 (BST)

Big Bash

I tried to make a cooler map for the party. Tell me what you think.


Peace - Bango Skank T W! M! 20:36, 13 September 2006 (BST)

Channel 4!

I spotted something odd outside Nichols Mall, today. Turns out, there are two Sonny Corleone people standing there. One is you and the other is this guy. It took me a while to figure out how he got such a similar name. Turns out it's spelled "Sonny CorIeoni" in his profile and the uppercase I's look a lot like lowercase L's in UD font. Anyhow, just thought you might like to know you've got a fan out there. Right there, in fact. --Ron Burgundy 19:21, 21 September 2006 (BST)


I need some good help on something, can you check out the Security Consoles Suggestion on the Suggestion Talk Page and tell me what you think? Thanks! (P.S. whats the average AP cost, turned into a %, for destroying a Light Barricade?)--Canuhearmenow Hunt! 15:02, 23 September 2006 (BST)

No. I quit. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 12:14, 24 September 2006 (BST)

How's it goin'?

Hi just wanted to ask if you removed Village People of the Damned and why? thanks Farther tork

Just thought I'd pop in and say hi, How's Adey Plaza Fire Station treating you?--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 19:54, 19 October 2006 (BST)

It's going swell McZergy. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 20:49, 19 October 2006 (BST)
That one is going to take some explanation.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 22:33, 19 October 2006 (BST) many more accounts do you have under that name? --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 03:31, 20 October 2006 (BST)
Labine10, and Labine50. But as far as accounts I play regularly, Only the one that DNA scanned you. And for the record, I don't think your idea for a criminal class was actulaly too bad.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 02:21, 23 October 2006 (BST)


I knew you haven't been as active as you used to be, but I hadn't realized that you stepped down and left the game. I'm sorry to see you go. You may have been abrasive, and we disagreed over many things, but I still respected you. Best of luck to you in Nexus Wars and everything else. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 17:13, 21 October 2006 (BST)


Dude we're going to miss you, you were fun... Fare thee well, worthy advisery...

PS: My reaction yesterday when I found it was RRF in my precinct's NT building was... "What? RRF in my precinct!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'll string up Corleone my self!!!!! the pr**k!! I'm gonna rend his undead flesh from his bones when I get a hold of him..." lol... hey, you still gonna keep up on the War Crimes Trial?

Right...And no. I will not be running it. It's not my job. I'm accused of a crime. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 21:29, 8 November 2006 (UTC)

July '06

Remember when you killed me? The evidence as to my location and character name ran a mile long. (sorry to bring this up but I just remembered mentioning to you that anybody could have figured out where I was.)

Works for me. I'm out of AP right now, I've been searching for generators steady on my alt in Ketchelbank.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 04:01, 1 July 2006 (BST)

I was in Ketchelbank re-fueling the generator in the Mobile Phone Mast

Sure. If you want to. The factory 2 blocks south of the zoo is ready for searching. It's the Mobile Phone Mast. I'm not there myself, It's an alt of mine, Jon6. I think you'll have to enter from the warehouse one block north, its above VS.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 04:31, 1 July 2006 (BST)

Just thought if you had ever wondered where the evidence was, it was on my talk page, Canuhearmenow's talk page, and the PFTP page. If you don't care, that's cool too.--Labine50 MHG|MEMS 01:56, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

I don't check talk pages... --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 02:52, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

Kevan and Barhar Mall

He doesn't hate undead people he just tries to keep everyone pissed off equally (a rather admirable traite that is more difficult than it sounds). But right now I'd say moral among Zombies is considerably higher than that of survivors. Conndrakamod TDHPD CFT 20:19, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

Yeah and after months and months of survivors being the big fish they throw a huge hissy fit. The dude vandalized the page like 6 times. Usually those kinds of people are banned for ever. But the guy was given a warning. He even said on his page he would not stop vandalizing it. --Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 20:21, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

"Barhah" Mall? LOLZ, here's a clue by four for you, Sonny:

Dude. Who are you to get in a pointless and immature edit war about the aftermath of a battle you didn't start, coordinate, or win? The RRF couldn't take down Dowdney Mall when you were leading it. And tell me, is Blackmore back in zombie hands yet?

I have you on my contacts list and I didn't see you in the raid that took down Latrobe. Or the raids that took down Herman, Sweeney, and finally Caiger NW.

RRF sent troops (after Latrobe fell), and GMTBC was very helpful in holding down NTs after we crashed them. Kudos. We get it: you contributed.

But if anything, the page should say that Caiger has been recently ranShacked. :D

Rheingold 11:51, 12 November 2006 (UTC)

I'm not the leader of the RRF anymore and I didn't fight at Caiger as the RRF. As for Dowdney, we were there for what? 4 days? Big Bash was supposed to come to Ridleybank in 2 weeks but instead they came in 5 days. Since the whole plan was to meet them at Ridleybank we couldn't tell them "Hey, go wander around a little bit." We were joining them, not the other way around. We couldn't call the shots.
I did help coordinate the Caiger attack though. Toxy asked me about targets and plans in UD and I told him to start east at Giddings and work west. After clobbering a few small Malls to make people think that Shacknews was invincible I told him to sneak up on Caiger's NT's. Once those were crushed, the Mall would fall. Toxy used only the core of the plan, not the whole thing. But I'm happy for him. We need more leaders like him.
But yeah, RRF did not send troops to Caiger until Latrobe fell because we underestimated Shacknews' potential. Nobody took down Latrobe like that. We had no idea. We expected? What? 3 weeks to take it down? They took it a lot quicker and we had to get our butts over there.
Blackmore? Wouldn't know. I don't lead the RRF anymore. But of course you know that. But of course you don't care. But of course you're only here to whine about my leadership skills on something I cannot control. With the bulk of the RRF at Caiger and only DoHS in Ridleybank, tell me, how are they supposed to fight petty invaders? No, you already know the answer to that. You just do not wish to acknowledge it because it throws your whole argument out. Making you look like the child for starting the argument.
But since the argument is over BARHAH Mall. I'm not the one who renamed it. The RRF, with the help of some friends in Shacknews, decided to rename the Mall, revenge for renaming Ridleybank the gayest name possible, "Candyland". I was the one who edited the page, because I have uber wiki leet skillz.
But right-o Rheingold, nice way to start off a relationship with a changed man. I have matured, realized I was wrong for being a jerk to everyone, and stopped. I did not insult the guy for wiki war editing the page. I did not call him retarded, idiotic, or anything. Please Rheingold, if you want to start off better, please try so now. Because one, oh just one, more rude message from you when I did not provoke you, would cast us both back into the whirlwind of hatred. And I do not want that to happen. So please, calm down, treat me as an equal since I will treat you as one. --Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 16:07, 12 November 2006 (UTC)


sorry, my bad - Smithy Jones 4:02 Nov 13th 06

Whether Nursing Would Be Used

I think what would happen is revive points would switch to being in front of churches, and the inside of these churches would become infirmaries for the revived and recovered. --Jon Pyre 03:36, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Hospitals would make more sense and people already don't use them for what they're used for. Wasted skill. --Sonny Corleone RRF CRF DORIS Hunt! 03:49, 15 November 2006 (UTC)

Shacknews Farewell Tour

Sonny, Shacknews is going out with a bang at Giddings Mall. We plan on ransacking the mall and then retiring from the game. As part of this, we are trying to gather all the zombie allies we have fought alongside and respected in the past. We've enjoyed you ever since reading your old interview on C4NT's page. You also ended up joining us at Caiger, a while after we got started, and now roam in that area today. I'm hoping that yourself and some CRF allies -- or at least your alternate characters -- can please come to Giddings. I understand you have some experience in the area, and I hope you would like to see whatever jerks and bots they have be defeated. Utterly routed. We can certainly do this, and we'd be honored to have your support, in person, as the mall falls. Come to Giddings please? (alts welcome in lieu of main characters, if you wish to keep those in Caiger) --Pchem 08:17, 12 December 2006 (UTC)


I feel ketchelbank should be a noteworthy suburb. the bid to make it such was brought forth months ago and no one complained. besides it has the cities only zoo. which is very important to roleplayers.--Blood Panther 23:28, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

i have already talked to gage about this, please read on his talk page. i will keep trying to get people to agree that Ketchelbank is noteworthy but until then i will not bring this up again.i'd also like if you could please keep from swearing, i am treating you with respect please return the favor.--Blood Panther 23:40, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Something Stupid

Infidels of New Baghdad like really really realizes that DORIS keeps like wanting to kill me because I'm like superspecial in my own little retarded world because I rode the little bus to school. Infidels of New Baghdad, like also really really wants to continue to get killed by DORIS because its fun and I smell like a monkey We really really really really really wish they would leave New Baghdad because it is really hampering our zerging, and our pking even though we SAY we aren't zergers or pkers, we really are. I mean really what do I have to do get DORIS to leave me alone. I mean MAH GAWD, they are drawing attention to me and I can't get away with nothing. I also support the DORIS Death Squad Death Squad Death Squad Death Squad because they are like so super awesome that it makes me cry at night thinking I can be one of them. Gosh. Is this template realllllly going to go on forever. Okay.. I'm done now, I think. Please, don't hurt me DORIS! -- This template only really serves a purpose to inflate the number of templates on Sonny's userpage.

Anti-Stupidity Alliance

Hello, I would like to invite you to the Anti-Stupidity Alliance. I hope you'll join so the alliance can get off the ground, and that we can add some more content. Thanks!--A1C JerryASSPKASAT 09:45, 29 August 2006 (BST)


Sorry, I don't have any left...I gave Xoid my last one. Will gold do?

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This user resolved the situation by putting the gold in the basket.

Cyberbob  Talk  03:02, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Hamters.jpg Hamters in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

Hamters only. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 03:03, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Hm...let me have another look around. Er... oh, here we go! Silly me, they were taped to the back of the heater!
Hamters.jpg Hamters in the Basket Supporter
This user or group believes that if John Teabags does in fact put the hamters in the basket that this situation can be resolved.

Cyberbob  Talk  03:15, 28 August 2006 (BST)

You tape hamters to the back of a heater? Cruel but you deserve the Vouch. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 03:24, 28 August 2006 (BST)

Promotion bid

Although I'm not really active here anymore I'm willing to resolve your bid if you don't want to wait for Kevan.--Vista 17:33, 11 August 2006 (BST)

make the bureaucrats' decision.--Vista 17:51, 11 August 2006 (BST)
I doubt kevan would do otherwise, but'll If you dislike my rationale, I'll ask him myself to review it.
I'm not going to promote you.
You are obviously very active and you have some of the senior people backing you, but you also have a lot of people expressing reserve. All the promotions we have had tend to be pretty clearcut, even when it are leaders of big groups or controversial persons. The promotion bid most close to yours was Mia's second bid. She had been heavily involved the amazing drama, and a lot of people had problems with that. You have a few more (big name) vouchers then her. But unlike Mia you don't have a same sort of large theme that worked against you. Mia got an extended period were people who already voted got a change to change their vote. Problem is that didn't work. people didn't change their votes enough and what resulted was a mess without deadline that didn't change anything. I don't want to repeat that. So I'm not going to promote you, the number of fors and agianst are just too close. I am going to ask you to wait a while and then run again. Use the feedback they gave you (Grim S own promise and advice to you will be a good start I believe) and most of the times a bid goes better the second time around.
Sorry and succes the next time you try.--Vista 18:40, 11 August 2006 (BST)


I made a small version of your Optimus Prime template.--Paradox244 19:58, 1 August 2006 (BST)

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The owner of this page believes that Optimus Prime is totally badass and can kick everyone's ass.

Welcome to the Template Junkies! Which templates have you made? --Paradox244 W! 23:44, 4 August 2006 (BST)

Oh lord. I made at least 50 of the 71 I have on my main page. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 23:46, 4 August 2006 (BST)
In that case, just tell me which ones of those you didn't make. I'll do the rest. Thanks. --Paradox244 W! 00:10, 5 August 2006 (BST)
Never mind, I've got it. --Paradox244 W! 00:38, 5 August 2006 (BST)

Re:Hindu Template Talk

Because the wiki won't support .svg type files, for one. --Paradox244 19:39, 1 August 2006 (BST)

Historical Groups

Would you be willing to help add reasons that ther groups currently in the category should be historical to their pages? --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 05:15, 1 August 2006 (BST)


Replied. I'm removing my 'against' vote, but I still can't vote for it. My reason is briefly stated. --ERNesbitt 04:26, 29 July 2006 (BST)

umm excuse me. were you referring to me as a newbe? ive been on this wiki for about a year now. whats more you know danm well ive been here that long because i contaced you when you used to be a survivor and running your own group. General Blazefire 10:47, 31 July 2006 (BST)

Whatever hey when the RRF comes back into our area we should get together and have an in game coffie. Ya know between you trying to rip my throat out and me trying to blow your head off. Maybe you could tell me why you turned zombie caus no-one ever did clue me in General Blazefire leader of the VDO 05:01, 1 August 2006 (BST)

I tried to make everyone happy by creating an alliance with all groups. I created one with the Confederacy. Then a couple of weeks later someone looked up the owner of their site and found out he was a Nazi. Then everyone that was associated with them was accused of being a Nazi. During this time I was away on vacation. I come back and the leader of the Disgruntled Heroes called me a Nazi. I was hurt since I did nothing. So I gave up on humanity and joined the RRF. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 05:12, 1 August 2006 (BST)
First of all WTF who does this whoever accused you of that is the mother of all noobs. Secondly I think you must mean a Neo Nazi all the Nazi's are dead. Thirdly you ran off and joined the zombies just 'cause some idiots hurt your feelings? Blazefire 09:19, 2 August 2006 (BST)
I know the Nazis are dead. The Nuremberg War Trials killed a lot of the officers that were left. And I joined the zombies because if people don't appreciate what I'm doing and accusing me of being the evil of all evils then I say fuck'em. Va fangul, go fuck yourself in Italian. That's what survivors deserve. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 14:36, 2 August 2006 (BST)
Not all survivors are total jerks. Mind you if I hear any more spam on that ****ing radio then I swear Im gonna shoot someone. Blazefire 09:52, 3 August 2006 (BST)
I'd say the majority are jerks. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 15:15, 3 August 2006 (BST)
Oh I dunno Ive met some pretty cool people on urbandead and since zombies usually dont talk to me above DIE HARMANZ DIE most of them have been survivors Blazefire 09:52, 9 August 2006 (BST)

Question you know that scent skill that lets you track people i think its scent trail does that work when you're human? I thought you of all people should know. also which zombie skills cross over to when you're human? Blazefire 06:47, 14 August 2006 (BST)

None cross over as far as I know. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 13:57, 14 August 2006 (BST)
You can smell how many of the bodies are reviving. Also cost of standing up is reduced by 9 APs. I also belive that Scent Blood works, even if I have never really tested that. Oh yeah.. Best survivors can be found in PKer groups like ASS or Red Rum. --Niilomaan GRR! 19:23, 14 August 2006 (BST)

Malton Mirror

Hey sonny, yes my paper is kinda survivor biased, but the stigma is that zombies aren't supposed to be able to operate newspapers, they're kinda undead... however, the mirror desperately needs contributions, you could write articles for it and post them on my personal discussion page, or post news. There's a talk page for issues on the Malton Mirror page that's open to everyone. The paper could use some people to balance it and I would greatly appreciate help with it... More Info and news posts are on my personal discussion page. --MartyBanks 04:04, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Dude...have you ever heard of the Malton Herald & Sun? It was Malton's first newspaper written by Dangermouse. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 04:41, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Yeah no, otherwise i wouldn't have posted that... Thanks. Also, whats your take? would you like to contribute? PS, can i get a link to their page? --MartyBanks 22:09, 28 July 2006 (BST) Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 23:11, 28 July 2006 (BST)

From Bob H's Talk Page

"Fails to specifically add category to M/SD for defunct pages and vandal banning is too harsh a punishment. --Darth Sensitive talk • W! 20:44, 25 July 2006 (BST)"

What the fuck does thta mean? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 20:52, 25 July 2006 (BST)

I stated on the talk page of the polilcy proposal that I thought a new criteria for Speedy Deletion should be oficially added to the policy instead of stretching the definition of Crit. 1. I also believe that being reported to vandal banning is too harsh, at least for a first offense. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 04:51, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Welcome to our Wiki

--Darth Sensitive Talk W! 20:18, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Wow Sonny, that makes me feel special. Thanks! --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 20:33, 26 July 2006 (BST)

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To Whom It May Concern

The Malton Organized Crime Division's mission is to investigate and disband all criminal organizations that take part in player killing. To do this properly, an O.C.D. agent needs to be embedded into these groups and remain undercover until a time to intervene is required. Giving the names of our agents, giving the number of active agents, or having our agents advertise that they are a member will only hinder the division's goal. Thank you for your letter and if you have anymore concerns please feel free to contact us at Malton Organized Crime Division: We're watching. 06:38, 25 July 2006 (BST)

A link to our wiki has been added. 08:09, 25 July 2006 (BST)

To answer your question, You have recently made a false example of the O.C.D, hinting at the fact that we only have one member, this letter adresses your first statement I'm going to randomly pick you to rant on. Stop making Groups if you're the only member. You know how annoying it is to find 500 survivor groups with only one member in it? Stop! Everyone survivor wants to be a leader. Guess what you selfish pricks? You're not going to be a leader since you don't have anyone to lead because they're going to be leaders. Learn to use teamwork. Sonny Corleone WTF 15:40, 21 July 2006 (BST)-Snakeeyes0072 17:48, 25 July 2006 (BST)


Sonny, not to sound whiney or anything, but I'm starting to get worried about the Big Bash, my reason is that your destroying and Ransacking suburb after suburb, making them all inhospitable and unsearchable. My worry is that you will soon not find anymore suburbs to take. And because of this most Survivors will most likely quit. After all, no one will soon be able to Search, revive (Can't because no more searching) no more barricades, can't fight back, can't gain AP because all the building will be wide open with zombies, can't do squat. Get what I'm saying? I am saying that soon the only people playing Urban Dead will be zombies. Now my question is; to keep survivor intrest so you can kill some Harmanz indefinetly, are you going to spare some suburbs? or pull back at some time? I know you just want fun, and I respect that, but when will it be done so Harmanz and Zombies can fight some more? Please contact me on my page!--Canuhearmenow 19:46, 23 July 2006 (BST)

I've been saying this about the recent zed buffs for weeks. Ya Sonny, how can we play as survivors? Especially as how you vote down every survivor favoring suggestion I come across? --Paradox244 20:31, 23 July 2006 (BST)

Sonny, can't you see the RRF is hurting them? They're weak, Sonny! They can't take it any longer! Go in for the kill!Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 20:32, 23 July 2006 (BST)
If your not smart enough to know how to stay alive, then you don't deserve to live. -- Tirion529 20:38, 23 July 2006 (BST)
When the zombies take over Malton and we need a puppet government for the survivor farms The Bobs will be those leaders. We will not eat them because they are that fucking awesome. Sonny Corleone WTF 20:35, 23 July 2006 (BST)
You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. We will be proud to do the good zombie's work. Only the fattest and juiciest humans will be delivered to our zombie overlords. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 21:00, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Barhah indeed! Sonny Corleone WTF 21:13, 23 July 2006 (BST)


Even though I disagree with you on my talk page (and I'm still not done yet) I can't help but be impressed by the pic you posted. A recolor form PotA, not bad. Who do you get to do them? And again, no hard feelings. I myself have an alt in the RRF (sort of.) I don't want to get anybody angry, I just think that this kind of discussion needs to be had between somebody. --Paradox244 21:46, 23 July 2006 (BST)

I make them myself. With the help of my brother, who knows a lot abotu Photoshop, I make pictures. If it's not me making them it's usually Marina, or random RRFers. Sonny Corleone WTF 23:24, 23 July 2006 (BST)

CoL intros

Not the friendliest bunch when it comes to introductions, huh? Although Xoid got a couple of bites. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 02:29, 26 July 2006 (BST)

They're not as active right now. They should be once we decide on what kind of organization we want to be. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 02:35, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Zmobie spy group? :P –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 02:37, 26 July 2006 (BST)
No. Defender or Nomadic. If Nomadic, how would we go along doing it? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 02:51, 26 July 2006 (BST)
All the cool nomads ride scorpions. Big scorpions. With tails that shoot acid, or lasers. Thats how you do it.-That's Why I did your Wife 02:52, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Scorpions...acid...tails...Ok. Writing it down for a meeting with the rest of the CoL. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 02:55, 26 July 2006 (BST)
I still think zmobie spies are better. With rocket launchers. And x-ray vision. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 03:34, 26 July 2006 (BST)
You forgot Metal Gears and M1 Abrams. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 04:34, 26 July 2006 (BST)
And BattleMechs. Cyberbob  Talk  12:40, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Fuck it. The CoL are doomed to make the same mistakes as always. I feel like Nero when Rome burned. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 01:14, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Yeah, what happened? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 01:25, 28 July 2006 (BST)
I pretty much called Tony Blair an idiot again and Von Luthius told me to stop talking the CoL into trying not to die. Yup...a real gem they are. I expect them to at least live a month. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 01:37, 28 July 2006 (BST)
Ha, the CoL is just as effective as the U.N. and we all know how effective the U.N. is...--Canuhearmenow 02:04, 28 July 2006 (BST)
Yup. Definitely not going to happen. I just got impeached because I said "va fangul" to Tony Blair. Olhado, being the master of foreign languages that he is, looked it up on the Urban Slang Dictionary and told Tony Blair. Then because cursing in another language is so much worse than it is in English they decided to impeach me. I'm crying my little eyes out. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 15:58, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Sorry to revive something, but I just got back in town the other day to see what happened in the council chambers. Sucks, if you'd still like to chat on some ideas let me know. I know you're just looking out for the best interest of the game. Dreadnaught, Councillor 03:55, 13 August 2006 (BST)

I'm on AIM right now. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 04:39, 13 August 2006 (BST)

Council Of Leaders?

Can you please tell me what the council of leaders is? like what does it do? and what your voting for? Also, you seem like an honest leader of a honorable opponent. Congratulations, and also please contact me telling me what the CoL is and if I can help with the process. Thanks!--Canuhearmenow 00:14, 24 July 2006 (BST)

Edit conflic comming, I Bet. anyway, the CoL was a large-scale survivor group way back in the first months of UD. They were the elected/appointed representatives of the largest and best-defended safe-houses at the time, and created the Bounty-Hunter/PK list and got into scrimishes with DARIS and ran away from The Many. Kinda dead now ever since Caiger and people realized you didn't need a leader to barricade a mall with 600 of your peeps. --Karlsbad 01:37, 24 July 2006 (BST)
But the original Council is back and I got my seat back. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:42, 24 July 2006 (BST)
Watch out, I hear those the cushions to those seats are pretty hot and aren't to be used as a floatation device. --Karlsbad 01:51, 24 July 2006 (BST)
Don't worry. It's all good. The CoL is interested in harman survival. So either nomadic or sanctuary? They'll pick the one with the least deaths possible. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:52, 24 July 2006 (BST)
Harman? Watch out, I think your Papa is showing. But if this gets off the ground I'll throw an alt or two for ya to command. --Karlsbad 01:55, 24 July 2006 (BST)
What does it take to become a chancillor? I wanna be one....Sounds so cool....--Canuhearmenow 01:59, 24 July 2006 (BST)
I'm Emperor Palpatine. I'm playing all sides of the war. But yeah. I like being in a leadership role. Not because I'm greedy but because I'm a hands on kind of guy. I need something to keep my motivated. And if survivors accept my proposal to save them then the CoL will have an easy liftoff. Sonny Corleone WTF 02:00, 24 July 2006 (BST) Edit To be a Councilor you need to be a big group leader, experience, and to be liked by all other Councilors. Sonny Corleone WTF 02:00, 24 July 2006 (BST)
Can I talk to you via MSN or YIM? IRC would also be possible. –Xoid STFU! 06:25, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Ooh! Secret communication. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:28, 25 July 2006 (BST)
They are plotting against you, Bob. --Karlsbad 06:29, 25 July 2006 (BST)
I can tell. They all are.Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:30, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Including me- which is actually you, according to Jjames. Have I been off your meds again? We should really get you to my doctor sometime. --Karlsbad 06:33, 25 July 2006 (BST)
You're all invited to try out for the CoL! It's party time! Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 06:31, 25 July 2006 (BST)
I'd love to, but I don't actually lead anything. --Karlsbad 06:33, 25 July 2006 (BST)
What survivor group do I lead? What survivor group do any of them leader anymore? Xoid doesn't lead anything. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 06:35, 25 July 2006 (BST)
So its moreso a Council of Actually Concious Killer Survivors? I could get behind that. --Karlsbad
I am totally with the tryingoutism. What do I need to do? ASS isn't huge (hahahahahahaha!) but we are awesome. And Karlsbad, everyone knows that you and I are the same person. Wonder why I voted against my first mod bid though. I am a crafty bastard. ;) –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:41, 25 July 2006 (BST)

It's the Council of those that want the survival of harmanz for various reasons. Because you are one, you PK them, or you eat them. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 06:43, 25 July 2006 (BST)

I am a human (hurr), I PK them as Bob, and I eat them as zombie name censored to protect him from stupid people. So I am totally with the CoLing. You're fired, now hire me. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:46, 25 July 2006 (BST)
I made a topic for all three of you. We'll talk about y'all behind your backs and then tell you how it goes. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 17:45, 25 July 2006 (BST)


Can you please offer your Suburb idea to my leader, Jack Well? We used to call Roftwood our home, we were the RAF. But now our suburb is gone...Can you please contact my leader on his mainpage on your offer and also tell him why? It would be the first of many possible groups taking your offer... Just type in the search box "RAF" and go to members and you will see his name.--Canuhearmenow 02:12, 24 July 2006 (BST)

Done. Sonny Corleone WTF 02:17, 24 July 2006 (BST)
Thank you.--Canuhearmenow 02:18, 24 July 2006 (BST)

The Point

I think you missed the point of my idea. Check the page again, please. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 02:37, 24 July 2006 (BST)


Sonny, if you want your idea of a surrender, make a new wiki page where group leaders can sign. The page could be called "Terms Of Surrender" and would outline what your plan is and why we should follow it, and have a little area where leaders would put their name and group. This would make the process of the olive branch idea much more efficient. Also, can you make a Template that says "This group officially supports the surrender." We can even set an in-game time and place for all the games major leaders to proclame their surrender, like in the center of Ridleybank, that would be kick ass...But anyway, if you make that page please send a link of it to me.--Canuhearmenow 15:39, 24 July 2006 (BST)

No. It's not a surrender. It's a way out of the war. A way to ensure their survival. The word surrender is degrading. Besides, I won't make a wiki page unless survivors support it first. Sonny Corleone WTF 16:03, 24 July 2006 (BST)

Situation at Caiger


I know the RRF policy is to never attack Caiger again, but with the current situation + the new ransack and feeding drag updgrade, if you were to throw the weight of the horde behind the ferals we could finally crack the magical land of bots and zergs. Mall seiges are entirely too easy with the recent changes, if the RRF would join in the Big Bash would probably follow, so I hope you will consider it. --Gage 01:14, 25 July 2006 (BST)

copied from my talk page: Even if we do decide to attack it would take a week for the full force to come. That's counting them all showing up. Byt that time a nerf would come our 1,000 more survivors. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:43, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Let's talk here: I am aware of the week it would take to rally the forces, but the seige will still be going on in a week. What did you mean by the last sentence? --Gage 01:49, 25 July 2006 (BST)
My spelling sucks is what it means. That's what I get for reading a book and typing at the same time. By the time we'd reach Caiger there would be a zombie nerf or 1,000 more survivors at the Mall. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:56, 25 July 2006 (BST)
I still think a word from you would start a chain reaction that would end in the mall falling. All we have to do is get a foot hold in the mall, ransack it and then eat the rest. Do it. --Gage 02:30, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Here's what I'm saying "You want to go eat Caiger? I support you. My PKer is there killing people. If he get's killed then he'll be a zombie. But I will not send the horde there." Sonny Corleone WTF 02:37, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Fair enough--Gage 02:47, 25 July 2006 (BST)


Hi Sonny, the statement I made on the Brooke Hills wiki page was not directed you specifically or the RRF. And as it turns out, I offer my every apology as I was completly wrong in my accusations. Not so long ago, a proportion of the RRF raided Brooke Hills and as you already know, you demolished almost every safehouse we had. One place however never fell once, until last night; a Junkyard. A character called 'Ken B' freeran into the junkyard and stayed there for roughly an hour or so, so I checked his profile. He had every Zombie skill and a handful of Survivor skills, and in his group name it said The Big Bash'. Very quickly afterwards we were stormed by several Zombies, to which I later found out were the Eastonwood Ferals. So once again papa Sonny, my apologies go out and next time I jump to any conclusions I'll be sure to find out every detail about the situation before I post any condesending accusations. --Chopper 17:16, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Those are ferals that attacked except last night. An RRF strike team was hunting down Mr. Burgundy and over night one of the strike team members was shot twice by a survivor who hid in the junkyard. Using Scent Trail or whatever it's called they tracked him down. Regardless if there was a spy the attack was done by a strike team that had nothing to do with it. RRF strike teams do not get intel from any group but themselves and myself. The only info I got was "A survivor attacked us. The building is barricaded. We do not know how many are inside. Attack anyway?" So I told them to attack. Jackpot I say. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 17:22, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Jackpot would be a good term for it! Took a chance and prevailed! ^.^ Anyway, once again my apologies go out to you Sonny. By the way, where are you currently laying waste to? A substancial amount of survivors have flocked to Bale Mall to make a stand in keeping Yagoton under 'Harmanz' control. You wouldn't fancy missing Yagoton out on your movement would you? You've already trashed our 'burb! >.<
I'm in Pitneybank getting ready to destroy the Mall that I built. We will hit Yagoton eventually. And you will all die. And when you all die so will reviving. I advise you all to evacuate before Big Bash comes. You have like a month. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 19:34, 25 July 2006 (BST)
So Yagoton is definately on the 'burbs to obliterate' list. Well I appreciate the warning of when you'll be coming. I doubt little over a hundred Survivors would be able to hold the mall for more than a day. Rebuilding our own suburb should be our current goal at the moment, but it's still swarming with ferals. Still though, I wouldn't mind sticking 'round Bale Mall to great you and the RRF. A chance to take out the notorious dead gangster of the RRF ^.^ We'll see what happens in the run in to a months time...--Chopper 23:27, 25 July 2006 (BST)
I've only been killed like 10 times. I get combat revived more. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 23:51, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Only been killed 10 times? Quite a feat there.. I've been killed 17 I think and 9 out of 10 people in Malton don't know who I am >.< You get CR'd more so? You don't have the skill Brain Rot? Would that not be a huge helping hand though? Grabbed it for my Zed... --Chopper 10:27, 26 July 2006 (BST)
I needed a radio so I never bothered grabbing it. Besides, I want all harman skills so that if I get revived in a NT with brainrot I can stand up and just PK the guy for reviving me. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 14:34, 26 July 2006 (BST)
  • Perhaps I should have bared that in mind... Bollocks 'eh. I'm sure someone will revive me inside an NT at some point in the near future. Don't quite have enough experience for every Survivor skill yet though anyway. At some point in what I intend to be an 'illustrious Zombie career', I may sign up with the RRF. More than likely, they'll be the final group I join though, as I wouldn't mind going sight seeing over Malton, joining different hords on my travels... --Chopper SUN SOTD EF 21:45, 26 July 2006 (BST)


Close, but no burrito. You need to do a bit more than that. :) Take a look at, e.g., my last bid, to see how it's done. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 18:32, 25 July 2006 (BST)

News Team

A Soviet Flag? That's actually... that's a damn good idea. How about we make it a happy face, instead? --Ron Burgundy 19:11, 25 July 2006 (BST)

How about an angry face? Or if we want to go all out, one of those Grateful Dead bears. --Ron Burgundy 19:25, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Mmmm.. fair enough! As long as the hammer and sickle are clearly visible. --Ron Burgundy 19:30, 25 July 2006 (BST)


For your idea of a NE and SE suburbs under human control, why don't you not send the Big Bash to those 'burbs you want to stay in our control? The hordes haven't reached them yet, and they would surely listen to you...--Canuhearmenow 19:34, 25 July 2006 (BST)

No. I changed my mind. Death to harmanz. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 19:34, 25 July 2006 (BST)
So you want the game to effectively end as a Zed Victory? PLEAZE! Don't ruin the game!--Canuhearmenow 19:37, 25 July 2006 (BST)
No, no, no. Sonny Corleone, this character, wants harmanz to die. Saromu, my CoL character, wants survivors to live on by become nomadic. My PKer, Canderous Ordo, wants dumb harmanz to die. So either character it still doesn't matter, no deal. Live nomadic or die. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 19:39, 25 July 2006 (BST)
Ohhh...Ok.--Canuhearmenow 19:58, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Perhaps the RRF would be interested

You guys are known for playing fairly, so perhaps you'd be interested in becoming the first zombie group to join the Coalition for Fair Tactics? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 02:51, 26 July 2006 (BST)

I find that barricade strafing is griefing. If we can no longer clog revive points why should they be able to barricade strafe? I will however bring it up with the rest of the RRF. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 02:53, 26 July 2006 (BST)
I agree that it's griefing -- but the point isn't to combat griefers, it's to combat cheaters and unethical players. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 03:35, 26 July 2006 (BST)
I passed it on in the IRC channel. No responce I'll post it on the forums when I get the time. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 04:34, 26 July 2006 (BST)
ZOMGMINOTAURS! You spelt response like Amazing would've. The beard is strong in this one. :-p –Xoid STFU! 06:02, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Oh my God, you're right. I just got a cold chill. THE END IS NIGH. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:06, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Or maybe it's because I type fast. And on top of that I don't bother thinking. And I pissed off my English teacher one so he probably tought be everything wrong just to be a bastard. Take your pick. I personally like conspiracies. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 14:14, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Sir, you deserve a medal!

Feel free to display this, if you want:

Trophy.jpg Sonny's Bob Award
For his admirable tolerance of nearly-constant nitpicking and flamebaiting.

Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:32, 26 July 2006 (BST)

I kick so much ass. I'll put this with the rest of my templates. All 1,456 of them. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 14:15, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Salvation of Survivors

That's right mates! I've been thinking, that most noob survivors are some morons hiding behind the rules of anti-PKing and larger survivor groups. If The Big Bash has the power to wipe these out, then we could start somekind of mass purification in a form of PKer state. This thing would basicly be ran by rules of ASS, so all those god damn morons would be left out. What would make this work, is some border suburb with The Big Bash immunity. If people would know, that there's a way to not be destroyed, they would gladly obay any rules given, even including killing few of their members. I know that it's impossible to keep all the zombies out, but if someone can stop it from being crashed by The Big Bash, then I belive it would be you. I know the idea would need some work, but think about all the possibilities! --Niilomaan 12:37, 26 July 2006 (BST)

If we could get everyone under the PKer Alliance to work at the exact same time, and target PKaiger. Think of that possibility. Cleanse the mall of humanity. Now that would be something to see. –Xoid STFU! 13:05, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Is there a such thing? I've been trying to find something close to that, but with no success. The point is, that if we could get more groups under one banner, and wouldn't allow just any random guy to join in, then we might just be able to build some real force, that would be more powerfull taht DARIS ever was. --Niilomaan 13:33, 26 July 2006 (BST)

I like to vandalize

wtf?those call of arms were from my own head...i got lazy 2 re write em so i copy and paste

So I see...point is you're not uspposed to recruit on suburb pages, especially pages unrelated to the suburb you are talking about. And learn to sign. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 15:32, 26 July 2006 (BST)


I find it amusing that right when I stopped whining about the game someone else took the torch about whining (Cody6) Now thats some interesting comedy...--Canuhearmenow 16:23, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Urban Dead...We know Drama. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 16:30, 26 July 2006 (BST)

My Vote

you got my vote for your modship. Happy now? I want no animosity between us. I know that it has seemed lately like I have something against you, but I don't think I do. Maybe it is some unconsious thing or something, but I am willing to give you a chance. Please don't prove me wrong. --Gage 16:42, 26 July 2006 (BST)

It's cool. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 16:43, 26 July 2006 (BST)


Why again won't the RRF go to Caiger?--Canuhearmenow 16:44, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Because of bots, zergs, and the fact that if survivors want a place to call home let them. We call Ridleybank ours but they don't believe in showing us the same respect. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 16:47, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Crash the place, kill the zergs, throw them out on the streets. I say we show them who's the boss. If not, then least consider my request on zombie immunity, so we can build our own force to take 'em. --Niilomaan 17:17, 26 July 2006 (BST)
No. Caiger is filled with nasty zergeses. They tooks the precious. We waits for thems. We waits... Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 17:22, 26 July 2006 (BST)


I am requesting you bring back my case. I was unable to post due to computer difficulties. I don't understand why there is a lack of patince for this since I was dragged into arbitration by Amazing for over a month and that was allowed. I should be given the time needed to make my case. I have already provided one link when someone requested it showing karlsbad did in fact suggest that me and scinfaxi are the same user. Since I have posted some evidence and Karlsbad has posted none, if anything you should rule in my favor by default.Jjames 18:55, 26 July 2006 (BST)

I archived the case due to stagnation, and Sonny's guidelines. If you want to start it up again, start a new case. You didn't post anything other than the request anyway. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 18:58, 26 July 2006 (BST)
I thought you can't bring up the same case twice...I ruled in favor of Karlsbad since nothing was proven against the defendent. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 19:04, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Well, I can't find that rule anywhere (although it should be there, since Double Jeopardy is a bad thing), so I'm not sure. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 19:41, 26 July 2006 (BST)
I posted a link were he suggested that me and Scinfaxi were the same person. He posted nothing in defense. Why was I given so little time when Amazing got over a month to handle his arbitration? I never agreed to a time limit, so I don't think it is fair to impose one. Especially such a short one. I think it is a little unreasonable to not allow for technical difficulties.Jjames 02:30, 28 July 2006 (BST)
You never said you would be away. I thought you gave up or no longer cared. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 03:19, 28 July 2006 (BST)
So will you bring it back?Jjames 20:52, 28 July 2006 (BST)
It's over according to Arbitration. You want a case, create another. I'll be happy to arbitrate it if you're willing to actually be involved. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 21:18, 28 July 2006 (BST)
That's silly. You said i couldn't bring the same case twice. You still haven't offered an explanation why you ruled in karlsbad's favor when I was the only one to post evidence and their is a precedent of allowing more time then I was given to update a arbitration. Isn't the simplest thing to move the arbitration back to active status? I know this can be done because it was done twice to me when Amazing brought me into arbitration for a month with out posting a single piece of evidence at any time. Why was he shown more consideration than me?Jjames 03:16, 29 July 2006 (BST)
Either get off your ass and bring it back yourself if you care so much, or shut up and leave. No one wants to listen to your trolling and bitching. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 03:21, 29 July 2006 (BST)
Why don't you mind your own business and let him answer the question? I don't see why you acusse me of trolling when you constantly try to antagonize me in matters you are uninvolved with. You consistently ise inflammatory language and I am consistently civil. What is your problem?Jjames 22:24, 29 July 2006 (BST)
Create a new one. If Double Jeopardy is not allowed then we'll find out then. If not, you got a case. Moving it back is harder. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 00:20, 30 July 2006 (BST)

MLD i do not mean i am going to move into the sw corner. i got a few recruits willing to help out with the situation. so yea...i don't mean "I". oi....i forgot to sign again.........--Axe Hack 19:19, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Ok...and if you're going to join an organization like NMC you should ask first before just placing your group. Doing that leads to number screw ups. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 19:21, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Nice use of code

I may disagree with you on suburb danger levels, but anyone who writes out a message in morse code, especially one like that, is okay in my book.--Experiment 19:40, 26 July 2006 (BST)

I almost didn't know what you were talking about until I realized my conspiracy section. I don't remember what it says though. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 19:42, 26 July 2006 (BST)
You might not want to paste it here. It's kinda.. unpolite. --Niilomaan 19:45, 26 July 2006 (BST)
Yeah, I was thinking about putting up a translation, but then when I was translating it, I thought better of it for some reason.--Experiment 19:52, 26 July 2006 (BST)
I said that?! Damn, I must've been drunk because I don't ever remember meeting her. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 19:56, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Tahnk you!

I am just lurning how two edit this wicky. I hope to sumday be famoose like you and taht bob hammero guy! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 20:00, 26 July 2006 (BST)

I feel so welcomed...

And you DO realise, that I'm gonna kill you some day for that? --Niilomaan 20:23, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Yup. But it was worth it. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 20:24, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Resensitized Forums?

Hi, there. Thanks for your response to my possible multi-abuse report. What is the link to the Resensitized Forum where you directed me? --Deus 20:27, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Recent Welcome

Hey thanks for the welcome message. I was curios if I flubbed a particular edit that stimulated your notice. Let me know, and thanks again. --Max Grivas JG,T,P! 20:35, 26 July 2006 (BST)

You're welcome. I noticed you were never welcomed so I felt bad. Hope you have a great time here. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 20:36, 26 July 2006 (BST)

Thanks for the Welcome Message

I hope your kids are born with malaria. Jackass :D --Mookiemookie 20:56, 26 July 2006 (BST)

It's cool with me. I'll collect money on their disability. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 20:59, 26 July 2006 (BST)


Do you realize that I made that template? Anyways, if you continue to put it on everyone's talk page the joke is going to die, along with the usefulness of the template itself T_T. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 05:51, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Then the joke will rise as a zombie. When I'm bored I usually find an active editor and joke around with them. Today I'm welcoming people. Tomorrow? Who knows? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 05:54, 27 July 2006 (BST)
No no, its still pretty funny. And guess what. Scarface was better than whatever Carlito's story or whatever Corleon's from. Motherfucker.-That's Why I did your Wife 05:55, 27 July 2006 (BST)
It's from The Godfather. Another movie with Al Pachino. When my brother and I play video games he names himself Scarface and I almost always pick Sonny. So it's funny to see you mention Scareface. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 05:58, 27 July 2006 (BST)
Maybe... I AM YOUR BROTHER!!!-That's Why I did your Wife 06:01, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Welcome n00bie

You deserved it. –Xoid STFU! 06:53, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Hey Sonny, look at this cool template!

Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 06:57, 27 July 2006 (BST)

The heck?

What on earth was this all about? --SirensT RR 13:28, 27 July 2006 (BST)

That's not how you do it Mia, it's more like

this. –Xoid STFU! 14:23, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Thanks, Sonny!

Thanks for the heads up. Now I know how to use the wiki and, with my knowledge, I've made the following for you. It's a gift. Please host it at the top of your userpage as a sign of our friendship: Sonny Corleone Loves Me
Sonny Corleone welcomed me to this wiki with open arms and a mother's patience. Now I can use the suggestions page and sign my name- I can even make templates! This one is websafe and, since Sonny introduced me to the wiki, I'm sure he'll be more than happy to host it on his userpage. Right at the top! It's a gift, from me to him. We're going to be BFF and this template is a symbol of our new, platonic love for one another.

--Ron Burgundy 21:50, 27 July 2006 (BST)

Yeah, I know.  :) --Ron Burgundy 21:54, 27 July 2006 (BST)
Actually, Xoid made the template and I just cut the words out. Finding the picture took a while, but to be honest, I'd have been searching the Internet for pictures of kids vomiting, anyway. --Ron Burgundy 22:03, 27 July 2006 (BST)


Hey check out what I ended up doing on South Blythville. What do you think? (I'm seriously asking for your opinion) I think it just helps folks trying to make sense of whos active in the burb understand whats going on. I completely agree that reverence should be paid to certain groups who have helped steer trends in Malton. --Max Grivas JG,T,P! 05:24, 28 July 2006 (BST)

Perfect. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS CoL 05:31, 28 July 2006 (BST)


Hello, I am coming up with a suggestion that would weaken the Mall/NT centric gameplay. I would like to ask for opinions. Which should I focus on more, an idea to improve non-mall search rates, a way for other buildings to contact FD's and PD's upon being breached, or just nerf being in huge numbers by putting a cumulative search penalty depending on survivor population? Your opinion will be appreciated!--Canuhearmenow 22:02, 28 July 2006 (BST)

None. I don't believe in nerfs. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 23:12, 28 July 2006 (BST)


I appreciate you staying on top of it, that Shore Hills thing a day or two ago for example was BS. I would chanllenge you to send an alt out on a walk-through though to see for yourself. The SW is starting to get its stuff back together. Also it helps me in not being overly opptimistic. I think you will find my reports to be genuine. I agree the whole map should be red (it is an apocolypse) but unfortuantly some places like Locketside for example are simply short on zombies at the current time. Thanks again for keeping me on my toes. --Max Grivas JG,T,P! 23:20, 28 July 2006 (BST)


[[ASS]] now redirects to [[Assault on Stupid Survivors]], so you can make your signature that much shorter. --Gage 21:03, 29 July 2006 (BST)


I don't know what to tell you, man. We're not in the zoo, but we're in the area. Maybe the Packers just missed us. Maybe they're ineffective. By the way, when are you going to put that template I made for you on your userpage? I poured my heart and soul into that!  :( --Ron Burgundy 02:42, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Shore Hills and Brooksville Danger Levels

Saromu, Very Dangerous is defined as "Most buildings wide open or zombie-infested; or hostile zombie mobs of 150+" Neither of these are the case. The department of Emergency management has a scouting tool that currently covers both of these suburbs and I can say definitively that there are no 150+ zed mobs in the area. According to our reports (only looking at reports less than 24 hours old) there is not a single block in Brooksville or in Shore Hills that has more than 8 standing zombies in it. I am curious, as you have been the last person to update the danger levels in Brooksville, Shore Hills, Havercroft, New Arkham, Nixbank, Grigg Heights, Owsleybank, Spicer Hills, Kinch Heights, Kempsterbank ("You know the drill. Zombies and not a lot of barricades"), Mockridge Heights, Shackleville, Tollyton, Crowbank, and probably more (that's just where I stopped checking). And ALL of those suburbs are in the red. And in many cases you are overruling other people to make the burb VeryDangerous. If the presence of zombies and weak barricades is a cause for a red level, then what is the point of having any other color in the chart? You are making the tool into a pro Big-Bash propaganda and misinformation tool. --Kiki Lottaboobs 07:05, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Did you bother looking at the screenshots? Shore Hills and Brooksville are fucked more than anything else. Ridleybank has more barricades than they do. I was in the subrbs in the only EH building which was broken into an hour after I logged off. That's dangerous as hell. As for the other suburbs, I have strike teams going to every suburb and they're reporting to me every building that is barricaded. Then they open those barricades. Thus, Very Dangerous. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 15:41, 30 July 2006 (BST)
Might as well move that to Kiki's talk page. I started discussing this with her there. –Xoid STFU! 16:01, 30 July 2006 (BST)
What screenshots? Post a link somewhere so that I can bother to look at them. Shore Hills and Brooksville are fine. According to you, most times someone tries to change a Danger Level, you have just been in that particular suburb. Post the screenshots or just admit that you are trumping survivor intel for your strike team's reports. You said "...right now I just love the Red all over the map." -Sonny Corleone. Isn't this your primary motivation for fighting sooo hard to keep everything red? Aren't you just trying to make the Big Bash seem like it made an impact? Post your screenshots. --Kiki Lottaboobs 17:26, 30 July 2006 (BST)
See Danger Report talk pages. I am not your baby sitter. I do not need to point out everything under your nose. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:35, 30 July 2006 (BST)
I never asked you to be my baby sitter. Being gruff doesn't make you right. Try being nicer to people. You'll find that you get a better response from them! Oh, and in the screen captures, there wasn't a single zombie in any of them. I see, VERY DANGEROUS indeed.--Kiki Lottaboobs 00:50, 31 July 2006 (BST)
Open or empty buildings. That's Very Dangerous. I'll stop being mean when you start reading. Since you refuse to do that I refuse to be nice. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 01:11, 31 July 2006 (BST)
The all too brief description of very dangerous currently reads Most buildings wide open I don't think a screen shot of a ransacked building should constitute very-dangerous. Darth Sensitive has attempted to open a dialog on Talk:Suburb to try to help us all get a better understanding of what might be ways of recognizing what the appropriate danger level of a suburb is. Lets all try to use that section to come to sometype of agreement that will serve the whole community in the long run. --Max Grivas JG,T,P! 01:24, 31 July 2006 (BST)
I'd rather not use Darth Sensitive's since his is a duplicate of Karlsbad's. I fully support Karlsbad's idea of a Grey color to represent the SW. Ransacked and empty buildings but not any large zombie numbers. However Shore Hills and Brooksville have a lot of zombies breaking in they'd be Red. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 02:17, 31 July 2006 (BST)

Rhodenbank Danger Level

Good day!

Safe: "Break-ins rare, no zombie groups"

If you didn't read what I wrote, that's what it is. It does not say, "No active zombies" - if that were the case in any suburb, the second a zombie wandered in, it'd change from green to yellow.

Right now, there is no threat to the suburb. The largest group of zombies seen was "three in the North", and considering there's over one hundred survivors sitting around in only the Western part of the suburb, they're probably already dead.

When I put that suburb at safe, I put it where it belonged, not because I'm an illiterate asshole. --NomaderTalk 16:03, 30 July 2006 (BST)

But you are. "The RRF have moved on since their attack during June, leaving the suburb virtually void of any zombies except solo ferals roaming here and there." Moderate is for active zombies. That means zombies not looking to be revived. So Rhodenbank is moderate. I am sorry that you are having a hard time grasping it. It will come to you eventually. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 16:08, 30 July 2006 (BST)
No, listen. You seem to not understand the ways that the suburb danger system works. I've been editing Rhodenbank's danger level for months. How long have you been doing it?
Break-ins rare, no zombie groups.
There are no zombie groups in the suburb. There are no break-ins. There are only solo zombies. Therefore, the suburb is safe. I did not place back the danger level to safe - actually, someone by the name of Kath did. He wrote in his history's edit summary, "only solo feral zombies here and there" means no zombie groups - the definition of safe". Perhaps you aren't understanding me, but you aren't understanding the system either. If there's zombies in the suburb not part of a zombie group, than the suburb is safe. If they aren't organized at all, and they seem to be only hunting targets for survivors, than the suburb is safe. If there are no break-ins, the suburb is safe. So, learn the definition of safe, and then insult members - it's a two-step process. You seem to think it only one. --NomaderTalk 17:41, 30 July 2006 (BST)
You don't seem to understand Moderate. Active Zombies. It falls under that category first. You fail. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:36, 30 July 2006 (BST)
This could go on for awhile. Because we're both technically right. However, because I'm lazy, I'm going to admit defeat and stop this stupid conversation. I'll let you have your grand yellow color. Anyways, it's been nice meeting you. --NomaderTalk 04:31, 31 July 2006 (BST)
Beefsteak says hi too. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 04:33, 31 July 2006 (BST)


I think you missed me... Cyberbob  Talk  21:51, 30 July 2006 (BST)

I was going to. I need to come up with a good post. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:37, 30 July 2006 (BST)
Ah. In that case, take your time. While you're at it, check up on Sonny ingame ^_^ Cyberbob  Talk  22:40, 30 July 2006 (BST)
I did. I just PKed 3 men in rage. The rule is, combat revive and we'll PK. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:46, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Suburb report?

Sonny, if you haven't noticed, why does it seem most 'burbs are becoming safer? Just look at the map!--Canuhearmenow 23:00, 30 July 2006 (BST)

Because people are making shit up. I'm following their reports and I've been giving proof that it's not safe. They instead wish to say it is safe. So now I am reporting them for vandalizing when I get the screenshots. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 23:18, 30 July 2006 (BST)


Check it (but I didn't say anything). –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 23:23, 30 July 2006 (BST)


I have a question, who do you know is the most experienced in template design? I have quite a few ideas for some...--Canuhearmenow 15:15, 31 July 2006 (BST)

...Have you seen my user page? I'm a template whore. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 15:25, 31 July 2006 (BST)
Well, one of the idea's I have is a template that says "This user sold his soul for (Blank)" or "This user believes (Blank) to be the Anti-Christ." Or even, "This user Can touch this" and shows a picture of MC Hammer. So, what do you think? If you make any can you give me them?--Canuhearmenow 16:19, 31 July 2006 (BST)
Making a template is rather easy. It's finding the right image for the job that's hard. –Xoid STFU! 16:22, 31 July 2006 (BST)
Can you make these templates? I believe many would find them most interesting and funny (also, we could just recycle the 666 Amazing thumbs-up picture for the Anti-Christ one)...--Canuhearmenow 16:26, 31 July 2006 (BST)
You don't know how very close you are to instigating a flamewar. I like the idea, but Amazing's supporters are still around and would likely throw a hissy fit. Regardless, if you can get the images for each template, I could make them. It'd be a matter of a couple of minutes of my day, nothing more. If you do get some suitable images, respond on my talk page, I'm sure Sonny is getting annoyed by the "new messages" thing he keeps getting. –Xoid STFU! 16:35, 31 July 2006 (BST)
Yeah, they are really annoying. I ain't touching any of those with a 40 foot pole. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:41, 31 July 2006 (BST)
Um, could one of you fine gents find me a Pic of MC Hammer? Thanks. --Paradox244 00:42, 2 August 2006 (BST)
Google FTW? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 00:46, 2 August 2006 (BST)
I'm actually having trouble with that...--Paradox244 01:16, 2 August 2006 (BST)
Never mind, I fixed it. And made the template too, check Canu's Talk page. --Paradox244 01:26, 2 August 2006 (BST)

Important Message

There are important developments regarding the Coalition for Fair Tactics. You have been selected to act on an Assembly of Representatives for combatting large-scale unfair tactics. Please review this page in its entirety. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 10:38, 1 August 2006 (BST)

What's up with your edit comment, Sonny? –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 19:25, 1 August 2006 (BST)

I ain't in a very good mood so...yeah. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:13, 1 August 2006 (BST)

Wiki Politics

Sonny, I hear your a member of that shadow group, I would like to get my hands dirty in some Wiki Politics. Can you recommend what I should do to begin?--Canuhearmenow 22:11, 1 August 2006 (BST)

I am? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:13, 1 August 2006 (BST)
Build yourself a bitchin' user page and get 20 people to spam your discussion page, and the shadows will come for you. --Niilomaan 22:15, 1 August 2006 (BST)
Was that to me or him? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:17, 1 August 2006 (BST)
You already have a cool user page, so maybe for both of us? And finally, can I have more then one user page? I tried writing under my group description thingy but it just expands it, please help!--Canuhearmenow 22:17, 1 August 2006 (BST)
Only one user page. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 22:26, 1 August 2006 (BST)
There Canuhearmenow. I closed those 2 tables for you. You really should learn some html. It helps with wiki code. And yeah.. I was talking to both of you. I still need those 20 noobs spamming my talk page. --Niilomaan 22:28, 1 August 2006 (BST)

Giddings Page

You beat me to the punch by a few seconds on that revert. Congrats! --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 06:26, 2 August 2006 (BST)

Thanks. But...I'm going to try to say this in the nicest way possible. If it's something little and doesn't need to be said please don't use my talk page. It get's used more than a $5 Hooker now. Every five minutes it flashes up. Every five minutes I get some message. I contemplated redirecting my talk page to some other page. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 14:33, 2 August 2006 (BST)

Hey Saromu, I saw you edited back over my edit of your Bash related post on the Giddings page. Rather than try to stand an edit war, I figured I would just ask you what I did wrong. I know my post is more pro-survivor than your post, but it seems to me that a very pro-Bash post on the Giddings page that accused the defenders of bots without naming sources may be too biased to be an appropriate listing. I'm perfectly open to hearing your side of things, but don't you think your version of events could go on the Bash page and the bot accusations could be left off the Giddings page itself? - Sunrise089

Yes, mased potato

See here. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 21:06, 2 August 2006 (BST)

Like it?

{{JustSayNo}} –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 23:35, 2 August 2006 (BST)

Oh yes. Yes indeed. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 00:11, 3 August 2006 (BST)
Surely they are different people! –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 00:26, 3 August 2006 (BST)
Now it's different. Hooray? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 01:24, 3 August 2006 (BST)
See M/VB, M/D, M/SD. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 01:25, 3 August 2006 (BST)
Cool. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 01:26, 3 August 2006 (BST)

Limited Feeding Groan Suggestion

why didnt i suggest limiting radio transmissions? i'm sorry, but not suggesting something you wanted isn't good reason to vote spam on another's --DJSMITHCDF 04:01, 3 August 2006 (BST)

Yes it is. You are being biased towards one group. Zombies need feeding groans to make sure that the place isn't empty since the first groan. Constant groans tell that it is still full of fresh meat. Picking one group to limit and not limiting the other gives the other an unfair advantage. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 04:03, 3 August 2006 (BST)

Regarding Greentown

I'll have the rest of the group take screenshots over the next couple of days. -- Flareblade77 RKZHUDORIS 15:55, 3 August 2006

Not your buisness

What Bob and I are talking about is not your buisness. Stay out of it. --Gold Blade 23:28, 3 August 2006 (BST)

Va fangul. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 23:56, 3 August 2006 (BST)

I'm Baaack!

I leave you fools for a month or two or three and this place goes to hell in a handbasket. Can you fill me in on what's happening?--Admiral Ackbar U! WTF 06:39, 7 August 2006 (BST)


"(I never accused the DEM)" — it didn't say you accused the DEM. It said they accused the Big Bash. –Xoid STFU! 16:14, 9 August 2006 (BST)

I thought that was directed at me because links of me talking to the DEM were shown on the talk page. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 16:20, 9 August 2006 (BST)
Oh. Maybe it could've been worded better then. You wanna have a go at it, or should I? –Xoid STFU! 16:25, 9 August 2006 (BST)
I don't feel like getting involved in any more shit. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 16:29, 9 August 2006 (BST)

The goings on

You're right on all three! We were divided up between South Blythville and Ackland and I got PKed in Ackland. My alt in south blythville isn't as recognizable, I suppose. Anyhow, we're pretty much done with South Blythville and Ackland, so we're moving on to Ridleybank to kill anything that smells of Desire. From the looks of things, though, it's hardly the Ridleybank I remember! More barricades than zombies! Any plans to come out? --Ron Burgundy 20:02, 10 August 2006 (BST)

Don't worry, buddy! We won't change the wiki stance unless it should be changed- and we're not barricade strafing. We'll be staying in some of the buildings we barricade. There'll be decoys, of course, but we're not going to be hiding in Nichols or anything like that. Building and running isn't very Classy, is it? I can see how that would get old fast, though. Every group of 3 people that wants to make a name for itself seems to be taking you guys on! Anyhow, even if someone downgrades Ridleybank, what's the big deal? It's just a suburb and if you guys are off doing greater things, why not let people know? --Ron Burgundy 02:01, 11 August 2006 (BST)

Eh, the News Team doesn't really have any official homeland, so we've got to list ourselves wherever we're working. I figure as long as we're a "known group" and "in the suburb," we're good to go! Also, I made you a new template: :'c
"Accustom yourself to believe that death is nothing to us, for good and evil imply awareness, and death is the privation of all awareness; therefore a right understanding that death is nothing to us makes the mortality of life enjoyable, not by adding to life an unlimited time, but by taking away the yearning after immortality. For life has no terror; for those who thoroughly apprehend that there are no terrors for them in ceasing to live. Foolish, therefore, is the person who says that he fears death, not because it will pain when it comes, but because it pains in the prospect. Whatever causes no annoyance when it is present, causes only a groundless pain in the expectation. Death, therefore, the most awful of evils, is nothing to us, seeing that, when we are, death is not come, and, when death is come, we are not. It is nothing, then, either to the living or to the dead, for with the living it is not and the dead exist no longer." -Epicurus

--Ron Burgundy 03:06, 11 August 2006 (BST)

The Corleone Family

you dumb idiot! that profile link that you gave me, give me and the whole nmc the perfect what to target you and to combat revive you you dumb fuck

What the fuck are you babbling about? I can't understand a word you're saying since you have the grammar skills of an Avocado. And learn to sign. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 15:31, 11 August 2006 (BST)

Que pasa??

Hey, what vandalism did you haveto revert on the M-BEK site?

ShinobiSlider 08:10, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Please refresh my memory. What vandalism? Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 14:13, 17 August 2006 (BST)

Major vandalism

Do you have any clue what's just happened? I saw you did some reverting, and I did a bit - but it's all quite confusing. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 03:16, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Probably Amazing again. I was looking at the Historical Group vote earlier today and I went to check it and it was vandalized so I did my wiki duty and reverted it. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 03:22, 18 August 2006 (BST)
The scale of the stuff Brizth is working on recent changes seems to be a bit greater than Amazing. I'm going to give him a cookie when all this is said and done. He earned it. --Darth Sensitive Talk W! 03:24, 18 August 2006 (BST)

Arbitration case

Karlsbad came back and made his statement. Maybe you should continue with the case before even more flaming takes place? --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 06:36, 19 August 2006 (BST)

I just found out Karlsbad came back last night and I waited until this morning to reply. I would've last night but it was late and I was too tired. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 17:15, 19 August 2006 (BST)

Witch Burners

I found the link, thought it was nice, and signed up without you asking for me to sign up. Is that Ok? Or do I have to treat it like a private club kind of thing?--Canuhearmenow 19:20, 21 August 2006 (BST)

It's all good. Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS 00:03, 22 August 2006 (BST)


Templates inside templates broke this wiki until the software is updated. Thats why no one uses templates on the Suggestions page.--Thari S T F U 16:24, 22 August 2006 (BST)

Just realized that.
Sonny Corleone WTFRRFASS

16:25, 22 August 2006 (BST)

Breaking the wiki

Your signature is breaking the numbering, even outside of templates. I'm not sure there is a way around this. –Xoid STFU! 17:27, 22 August 2006 (BST)

I changed my signature back to the way it was before. --Sonny Corleone WTF RRF ASS DORIS Hunt! 18:04, 22 August 2006 (BST)


You changed a picture that my group is using and has been using for a while, ive changed it back im sure you can find another name for the ridlybank sign.--DannGunn 13:13, 20 July 2006 (BST)

Dont worry about it its all sorted now :)--DannGunn 14:14, 21 July 2006 (BST)

My Bad

I inadvertantly requested help for the wrong mall. I'm posting here because I don't really know how to use the 'user talk' function.


Greetings Sonny. I am Kiltric, and I would like to discuss a mutually beneficial business proposition with you. Let me apologize if this is interpreted as spam to your page, but I knew of no other way to contact you. If you are interested, then please contact me at my talk page, to arrange a real-time discussion, or feel free to IM me at Kiltric67, though I cannot guaruntee that I will be on. --Kiltric 06:20, 15 July 2006 (BST)

Edit - If you do not have any interest, would you please say as much so that I know. --Kiltric 19:49, 15 July 2006 (BST)

Galbraith Hills Danger Level

I represent the Black Berets strike team currently operating in Galbraith Hills, and had downgraded the danger level for the suburb. This downgrade was based on the fact that most buildings are barricaded and zombie presence is generally low. Just curious, what was the content of the survivor report you mentioned? -- Iluliaq 4.July 2006

Ah, thanks, should have seen that. The small number of survivors we do not dispute, but I will have my people rescout to determine the proportion of open buildings. -- Iluliaq 4.July 2006
Thank you kindly for the advice - that's precisely why we had waited to change the danger level. Oh, and congratulations on the promotion! Best, Iluliaq

The Corleone Family

as leader of the corleone family, i want to make peace with you. outta game, you cool it's only the zombie part i don't like taking you off the target list user:bob8914

Stanbury Village History

I've edited the Stanbury Village History you linked to on the Stanbury Village page - I've put my reasoning here. --Ivy

My Mention in the Epic Battle

I really don't appreciate my part in the Epic Battle. For one, I don't ride emus. No Australian does. Do you ride bald eagles? Didn't think so. Also, I was never defeated. I still support Amazing. I've simply taken a less rabid stance on the matter. And what the hell did Stroth have anything to do with?

PS: Baby jokes aren't funny. I'd like to know where and when I cried. --Cyberbob240CDF - Arb - W! 08:10, 28 April 2006 (BST)

See my talk page for my response to your question.


The v.jpg Remember, Remember the 5th of November
This user or group supports the idiots giving a free meal to the undead in Ridleybank. On the 5th of November, they will march on the choked heart of Malton and be slaughtered mercilessly. Death will be theirs, and with it, humiliation!

Thought you might like this template I made. It's a modified version of the harman one. --TheTeeHeeMonster 01:53, 5 May 2006 (BST)


but there so good. can i keep some please lol Robbie the king 21:35, 25 May 2006 (BST)

thanks Robbie the king 21:39, 25 May 2006 (BST)


I love it, if you could tell me hwo to get all of the templets in the middle I would love it. Also, could I get the links to all the templets you have on your page? Thanks in advance, if you want slap yoru name down on the buttom of my user page as well. --ramby T--W! - SGP 03:58, 13 May 2006 (BST)



Thanks Sonny. I think he should be nuked once not twice, but thanks anyway.--ShadowScope 22:07, 8 June 2006 (BST)


Nice use of the template. Lol.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 19:56, 28 June 2006 (BST)



you think you fuckin' owned me sucka, you have another thing comming, there are three large groups that have agreed that you are to be shot on site, you suck bob8914 ps you and the rrf will die on november 5th

Not cool

For your information.. I wasn't spamming, it was an informative post. It wasn't like a posted a picture of Colin Powell screaming "Pwned".. Or Like I just wrote like: May 27, 2006: BLAH BLAH BLAH!! OWNED!!.. I didn't think that was cool guy.

Again didn't think it was that a big a deal..


Looks like he ripped of every damn template you have. Kind of creepy--Admiral Ackbar U! WTF 07:02, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Convo from Arbitration Page

(The following was moved from the arbitration page as it had no place in the arbitration case being discussed -Kb)

But you (Sonny) do have 2 groups listed in the Stanbury page, 1 of which is historical, and therefore not present, and 1 which is fictitious, and therefore not present. Either this establishes a precedent for non present groups being claimed, or you are as inconsistant as ever. - Crossbow 01:30, 22 June 2006 (BST)

Historical groups are supposed to remain on a page. That's a known thing. I'd add DARIS to Shearbank but honestly I don't feel like going back into arbitration because of some paranoid survivor. The "fictional" group is real. It's an intel group. We collect info on every group invading parts of Greater Ridleybank. It doesn't seem real because it is full of satire. That's the point. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:38, 22 June 2006 (BST)
Warning: Not a real group, no way affiliated with the RRF, and just for fun. None of this is real and is not supposed to offend anyone

Or are you claiming that as satire too? Crossbow 01:48, 22 June 2006 (BST)

Yeah. The "it's not real" part is satire on groups that pretend to be real. CrossmanDF is an example. The "not affiliated with RRF" is so that people do not get us confused with them since it isn't the same group. Just like DoHS is not the RRF but part of it. It also isn't supposed to offend anyone. It's pure jokes. Seriously, people need to get jokes. Even RAT thinks it's funny and I got respect for them for putting up with our pictures of their members. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:54, 22 June 2006 (BST)
And there was me thinking the satire was the conversion from a survivor group, and the whole RAT thing. How silly of me. Crossbow 02:02, 22 June 2006 (BST)
That was the satire in that sentence. The main satire is making fun of groups. Question. What is your point? Besides the fact that you hate me so? And, why are you posting it here when it is completely unrelated to the issue? This case is between Koppie and I because of danger levels. Not the previous case of Stanbury Village. I'd advise you to stop since you're not part of the case. Sonny Corleone WTF 02:09, 22 June 2006 (BST)
My point was that there are two groups listed by you in the stanbury page as being known groups in the suburb, neither of which can, in principle, be present, which contrasts with your statement "even if they are found in the area them adding their group to the side shouldn't count". If a claim of being known is all it takes, then thier claim of being in ridley is valid (I have NFI if they are in the suburb or not), and if it isn't, where in stanbury are your groups?. On the face of it, you are making the same kinds of group presence claims for stanbury that they are for ridley, yet yours is fine, (and unedited by groups who are in the suburb)and theirs is "survivor faggotry". You seem to have a very defensive, and one sided opinion of what is, and is not allowed. Crossbow 02:39, 22 June 2006 (BST)
Historical groups are supposed to stay on the suburb page. That shouldn't be discussed no more since it's been answered. The Ridleybank Reclamation Forces is an intel group operated from Stanbury Village. It does exist as you can see from the "5th of November" topic on the RRF forums which you still haven't left. Groups that are there for a short while shouldn't be kept there. However Cannonball Crew plans on staying in Barhahville so they should stay. However they do not plan to stay in Ridleybank so they shouldn't. Did Mall Tour put themselves on every suburb they hit? No. Did the RRF put their group on every suburb? No. Sonny Corleone WTF 02:41, 22 June 2006 (BST)
My point was the simple 2 lines I initially posted. Theres a whole bunch of arguements I could make to your last statement, but this isn't the place, its getting far too spammy already. Crossbow 02:48, 22 June 2006 (BST)

Holy shit. Just get out. I answered your statement. My two groups are there because one is historical and the other is intel, despite that it seems like a joke. Now it is unrelated to this issue because there is a difference between long time and short time groups. Keep your stupidity in the game because you're shitting up the wiki, Rezzens forum, and RRF forums. Sonny Corleone WTF 02:51, 22 June 2006 (BST)

Ok, here we go then, against my better judgement, for one last comment. The historical groups thing may be assumed, it is not policy, or as far as I can see established in precedent, but ok. On the other hand, you cannot seriously expect me, or anyone else, to believe that your satire represents a real intel group with a long term presence in stanbury, and that your intel groups presence is advertised, by you. Seriously, thats the lamest defence ever. Your attitude is hypocrisy of a high order. Crossbow 04:17, 22 June 2006 (BST)
I maintain the intel for the RRF through that group. You should know while spying there is a topic dedicated to it. I honeslty do not care if the group is there anymore since it is a subgroup. I will remove it if an arbitrator wants it to. As far as I know this case has been solved outside of the wiki. Sonny Corleone WTF 04:39, 22 June 2006 (BST)


The sanctity of WTFCENTAURS is being violated! Leave a message on Mat...'s talk page to tell him to GTFO our centaurs! And come back to #rrf!--Admiral Ackbar U! WTF 01:08, 16 May 2006 (BST)

Families of Malton

I'd love your Help... Since you have already wrote up some "Histories" (and I like what I read on your posted examples) Why dont you start by adding the Family names you think are important, and then fill out some of the information you have come up with on those and some of the others I've posted so far. I hope to have the Families from the locations list posted by tonight. Conndrakamod T W! 00:42, 28 May 2006 (BST)


Wow, thanks man, I didn't expect a reply so quickly. Really, thanks man. My main goal with it is to remind everyone that sees it, not to become so deep into the game as to go on every 15 minutes. Hayduke forgets it's only a game, I have nothing against him in real life.

Moderation stuff

What an array of templates... anyway. I'm just leaving a quick note because, as you may or may not know, I currently have a bid for moderator going. Unfortunately, most of the activity seems to have died down pretty quickly, and I know Kevan likes to see a larger number of opinions on potential future moderators. Since it looks like you've contributed to these things before, I'd appreciate it if, if it's not too much trouble, you could review my bid and weigh in on your thoughts about me, good or bad. (If you need a more extensive list of my contributions, I have one on my user page.) Thanks for your time and input, I really appreciate it. --Bob Hammero TW!U! 08:34, 1 June 2006 (BST)

Red Rum always hiring enthusiastic professional killers for our growing team. However, I am a bit busy as of late. Mia Kristos can handle getting you in and up to speed. Feel free to tune to our frequency (26.66), join us on IRC, and post on our talk page. --Zaruthustra-Mod 05:02, 2 June 2006 (BST)

Hey, what's the screen name of the account you use for Red Rum? --SirensT RR 18:50, 10 June 2006 (BST)

The Patriot

Hell yeah. I may get my PrivateRoland account to do it. Or other ones.--Changchad WTFW!SGP 16:12, 4 June 2006 (BST)

count this one in. ;) --Changchad WTFW!SGP 16:15, 4 June 2006 (BST)

wrote a few words in the Patriot talk page. Happy Pking :) --Pathetic BiII 01:31, 5 June 2006 (BST)

Creedy Guerilla Raiders

We are delighted to have heard back from you! We would like you to visit our forums, which can be accessed through the wiki page. There we can discuss goals, etc. --User:Franz Molotov of Creedy Guerilla Raiders -Do you guys have a forum I can go to? I'm trying to work out the issue on ours.

Willum J. Kersley

Thanks for giving me the link. I already have seen the link before, and has used it as inspiration for the Lexicon page. That is not the offical Lexicon page however (it is very unoffical fan fiction and he was told the wiki is not for "a place for hypothesised, non-canonical fiction") The author of the page has been alerted of the Lexicon a while ago. He says that once the Lexicon article is complete, he will use information from that page to make his page better. Thanks anyway.--ShadowScope 02:44, 7 June 2006 (BST)

I don't maintain the page, so I don't know how much it will be edited. It might just link to the Lexicon article, and leave everything else intact.--ShadowScope 03:39, 7 June 2006 (BST)


Stop Vandalizing the Stanbury Village Page.

I see you have been reprimanded for vandalizing the wiki before. And then you did it again in the Stanbury Village page. First by removing our group out of the blue, and then by making historical statements that never happened. Then by deleting my announcement. Maybe you should actually visit Stanbury once or twice, it would help your story accuracy.

Fiction seems to be your forte, as I see your own RRF group told you they wouldn't "annex Stanbury" after you begged them to do it, and yet you "announced" it anyways.

Maybe you just need some friends? The Intarweb is a poor substitute. --Rosicrux 07:41, 11 June 2006 (BST)

Aww... I didn't know you needed friends. Can I be your firend? --SirensT RR 07:43, 11 June 2006 (BST)

Comment on Malton talk page

Thanks for pointing that out.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 03:15, 12 June 2006 (BST)

Your Welcome

Ahh, yes of course --KICkMEdOOd1 23:01, 13 June 2006 (BST)

Barrville Danger

I'll just take this over here since it shouldn't fill up the suburb page. Very Dangerous, eh? First off, legalistically, if it's not 150, it's not very dangerous. I can't stand legalisms, but that seems to be your argument, so there's an internal criticism for ya. More importantly, the barricade level is such that it would be moderate without the RRF presence. That is to say, suburb dangers are defined in terms of zombies and barricades. Very dangerous is "x" and "y." If zombie numbers are more than 150, it allows for "y." Moderate is defined as "a" and "b." If barricades are everywhere, it allows for "a." The page isn't very good for contested suburbs, like Barrville, but we've definitely got a massive amount of barricades and you've definitely got a massive amount of zombies. Even if you're right and you're over 150, the fact that barricades are present in such numbers as to make it moderately dangerous suggest that the place should at least be "dangerous." --Ron Burgundy 03:17, 19 June 2006 (BST)

Are you... are you even in Barrville? Get off yer horse. --Ron Burgundy 05:29, 19 June 2006 (BST)
We're clearly at different ends. Let me guess... you're down south, right? --Ron Burgundy 16:05, 19 June 2006 (BST)

My Template

I see that you, too, have joined the dark side. Welcome. Cyberbob  Talk  14:44, 20 June 2006 (BST)


Stop posting photos as PNG images. Learn to use JPG. PNGs take shitload of space and are thus slow to load or slow the wiki down when they are converted to smaller images (for templates, for example). I'll put most of these for deletion in few days. --Brizth mod T W! 16:43, 20 June 2006 (BST)

I converted and uploaded the images, now you just have to replace the links in wiki. All PNGs you have uploaded (except BCLogo) have jpg with the same name. Some of them have already been replaced. And when you are done, could you place the PNG images to speedy deletion. --Brizth mod T W! 21:04, 20 June 2006 (BST)


The question isn't whether I'm sleeping in RB. The question is whether the CC is in RB, and more generally whether you have the right to erase my postings on a neutral page. The box on the side says "Known groups in this suburb," not "Known groups in this suburb who are going to stay here for an extended period of time." If you think it means something else, back it up with a policy source. Otherwise, again, it's just your unfounded opinion.

I might agree to not have the CC in the "known groups" box. But I still have the right to put my own history notes on the Ridleybank page. It's not your page. If your opinion is that the CC is not in RB, then you have the right to add that this is your opinion. But neither you, nor any other member of the RRF, has the right to edit or erase fact-based statements I make on a neutral page.

--Koppie 01:35, 23 June 2006 (BST)

Congrats ...

... on your promotion. Mighty big boots to fill, but I wish you all the best on your endeavours! Bonefiver 12:21, 23 June 2006 (BST)

While we may have (ever so slight :P) differences of opinion, congrats indeed. The game needs the RRF, so good luck, and good hunting (just not in Stanbury :P) Crossbow 11:29, 24 June 2006 (BST)

Now Where Does it go?

Removed the stuff from Stanbury Village. Where should it go now? I'm certain that this was already present on the MWCC's page… –Xoid STFU! 16:14, 24 June 2006 (BST)

Last I looked it was on the MWCC page, as well as west grayside, and clapton, so just throw it away, It's not as if it has any relevence to Stanbury :P (wouldn't that have been better on the stanbury discussion page btw?) Crossbow 02:19, 25 June 2006 (BST)

Stanbury Village / South 'Bank

I've revised the page in accordance with your clarifications. Thanks! --Rheingold 03:45, 25 June 2006 (BST).


most of them haven't been updated in months. --GageASS 22:02, 25 June 2006 (BST)

Yeah but that doesn't mean it should be deleted. Some of them are there for historical reference. The Council of Leaders page hasn't been updated in months. Want to delete that? Sonny Corleone WTF 22:06, 25 June 2006 (BST)

Re: Removing the Renegades from groups in Stanbury

Are you trying to create a new wiki war here? Damn man, you've had your way too long and just can't see the error in your ways. So, the list on the Stanbury page lists groups that are ACTIVE in the area. You have removed inactive groups yourself. The Renegades are - in your own words - defunct. Merriam Webster defines defunct as dead. Dead = Not active, hence does not belong on the list. I do not care how long you've been here, I do not care how much you insult me. I just want you to take a good look at yourself and your actions. Does the word hypocrisy mean anything at all to you?

--Astram Loccasin 23:20, 26 June 2006 (BST)

News From Barrville

As a zombie, you aren't really capable of saying how many humans there are holed up in Barrville, especially since the RRF breaks into 2-6 safehouses a day, while (so far as I know) every building in West Barrville is EHB. As a medically-inclined survivor who regularly freeruns across the entire suburb looking for patients, I can more accurately report how many humans continue to resist the annexation of Barrville.

I don't want to get into a wiki war with you, so following established newsman procedure I simply filed a Contrary Report to your claim that the suburb has been "swept". You can continue to report your side, and I will report mine. If you want confirmation, I can go on a freerun tomorrow and send screenshots to a moderator we can both trust to be neutral.

Cordially, --Rheingold 00:53, 27 June 2006 (BST).

PS - direct replies to my talk page plz. Thank you --Rheingold 00:54, 27 June 2006 (BST).

We went to every building. Nearly half were empty with no one in it. The ones that were barricaded up were assumed to have survivors in it. Though most contained no one in it. However we did find a motherload of CC and C4NT in Havercroft. But those are different suburbs. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:10, 27 June 2006 (BST)

As scouting reports by your own forces reveal, the majority of buildings in Barrville are EHB. As I said previously, upon checking some of these buildings I counted over 100 survivors. --Rheingold 01:23, 27 June 2006 (BST).

So you think I'm a liar? Whatever. My offer to verify my data via neutral third-party moderator still stands, take it or leave it. --Rheingold 01:34, 27 June 2006 (BST).

Like I said, pick a moderator and I am ready and willing to prove what I said. Honestly you shouldn't be complaining, I only filed a contrary report. Under the circumstances (i.e. you have no way of knowing how many survivors are in Barrville), deleting your factual mistakes could easily have been ruled good-faith editing. --Rheingold 01:43, 27 June 2006 (BST).

Fair enough, glad this could be resolved amicably. Rheingold.

Comment on M/A

The RRF doesn't put their group on every suburb they visit. It happened once and it was removed. When I was PARA I visited Penny Heights for 2 weeks. Did I put the group there? No. This isn't Darvall Heights where every group and their brother places their group on the page. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:59, 23 June 2006 (BST)

  1. If it was removed, it was a total idiot that removed it.
  2. RRF doesn't own the suburb anymore. They're still the magority, but you'll have to accept they're not the only ones there.
  3. As long as they are confirmed to be there, they can put their group under "confirmed groups in this suburb", and yes, they have been confirmed to be there.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 19:54, 28 June 2006 (BST)

Open Discussion

Put some words up on Historical_Groups page; you can defend them if you choose to. --Karlsbad 20:35, 28 June 2006 (BST)

Wrong Vote

I think that your vote in this suggestion belongs to this one. It's an understandable mistake because the two suggestions are a lot like each other. Check that please. --Matthew Fahrenheit Talk 04:05, 3 July 2006 (BST)

Actually you didn't vote on the Demolish suggestion. I thought (and still think) that the vote you made for the other suggestion was intended for Demolish because it mentions changes to the properties the skill under Demolish wuold had, when the second suggestion doesn't mention a new skill at all. I don't have anything against your vote, and its pretty obvious you wuold vote "keep" on both (i have seen you vote keep on every zombie-friendly suggestion, even most of the really unbalanced ones) but if you're willing to correct that, it wuold be nice. --Matthew Fahrenheit Talk 04:35, 3 July 2006 (BST)


My idea for the Malton Chronicles thing is a place for people to write stories. Not historical stories, like harman1 did A and harman2 shoot zed1, in a 3rd pesron, netural point of view, but the kind of stories you read in novels and stuff, where you read what took harman2 to shoot zed1 and how did he felt.

I am still finding a way to get a modem card, but my bank just blocked my account, so i cant take any money from it :( But when i finally solve my connection problems i'll start writing and posting there. Hope to read one or two things from you there ;) --hagnat mod 19:39, 3 July 2006 (BST)


I had a feeling that was you. Do you know what a funny thing is? I'll tell you what a funny thing is. I was just considering moving to a differnt location about an hour ago. Congrats!--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 22:33, 5 July 2006 (BST)

It is a good tactic, just obscenely un-fair.--Labine50 MHG|MalTel 23:11, 6 July 2006 (BST)

Can we make a deal?

Hi, I'm Maxwell Hammer in the game. Currently the whole DHPD is after me because they are a bunch of facists dicks. The leader even offered to pay anyone who can "shut me down for good" which shows a basic misunderstanding of the game...since if I get killed I can just stand up again as a zombie and come after them that way.

After I got tired of killing all of them for several months I started a radio show on their channel, 26.6. They discovered the location of my pirate radio station twice now and I'm looking for a place to broadcast from. I broadcast a lot of propaganda telling the how much they suck. They hate it. I also play a lot of songs.

I need a place to hide out where they would have trouble getting me. Can I use Ridleybank for this? Can we create some sort of alliance where y'all agree not to attack me and let me have a building to set up a generator and radio in so I can continue to bug the hell out of the DHPD? It would really piss them off if we worked together. --Maxwell Hammer 23:37, 7 July 2006 (BST)

I'd be inclined to say, "Let him do it Sonny!", simply 'cause I've seen a bit too much trench coating bull from the DHPD to see whatever grievance they have with Maxwell in a good light. –Xoid STFU! 00:06, 12 July 2006 (BST)


Sonny, you're more than welcome to say what you like on the suburb page. Add a zombie report if you feel mine is biased. --Ron Burgundy 03:58, 10 July 2006 (BST)

I can see how that sort of thing would get under your skin pretty easily, but there's something to be said for the place of trust in a wiki. My counts are legit and, short of screen shots, I go to great lengths to keep them that way. Also, I realize the suburb page is very, very biased and flawed. I'm sure you noticed, I took special care to note that survivors are more difficult to count. My assumptions on where and in what numbers survivors exist were based on reasonable estimates and less stringent information gathered over a few days of wandering the suburb. Anyway, I'm sorry to hear about your bad news in the real world. That's always the worst kind! Good luck with it, though. --Ron Burgundy 08:17, 10 July 2006 (BST)

The Barh Family

Recording sound in pottery? Sound like someones been watching a little CSI. Nice writing though. --Darth Sensitive talkW! 11:00, 11 July 2006 (BST)


Please do not edit group pages without permission on this wiki. If you continue this behaviour, your editing privileges will be revoked. This is your last warning.--The General T Sys U! P! F! 15:38, 11 July 2006 (BST)


If you've got qualms with the Wiki Gestapo page (personally, I think the template was funny, but this is a bit over the line), add an NPOV section. That's allowed. –Bob Hammero ModB'cratTA 16:01, 11 July 2006 (BST)


Please do not delete articles without cause. Your opinion, while valued, is not the only voice. Marty Banks has already submitted that it will not occur again. I will revert your changes and ask that you do not attempt to bring your own self-styled justice to this wiki. --Karlsbad 03:01, 13 July 2006 (BST)

(reply from talk page, re-inserted into appropriate page -KB)
The dude spammed like 20 suburb pages. That's pretty much vandalism. Sonny Corleone WTF 03:04, 13 July 2006 (BST)
Then bring him up for Vandalization instead of attempting to reign him in yourself. This isn't a wiki were we allow fiefdoms of editors whole-sale reverting pages without a group consencious. You might be the Papa of RRF but you are equal on this wiki. --Karlsbad 03:09, 13 July 2006 (BST)
I'll do it now. And I'm not the only person who agrees with me. Belmond just removed it from Ketchelbank because it has nothing to do with Ketchelbank, meaning it doesn't belong there. Sonny Corleone WTF 03:34, 13 July 2006 (BST)
Congratulations; I agree with you as well, which is why I already was working with Marty to ensure it didn't happen again rather than warn someone which might have created an ostrized vandal of a person who is just trying to make an image. He was new and I don't consider all new people vandals; call me anti-xenophobic.
However you have a record here and still didn't correctly edit the wiki and until you did and therefore learned how to do it I wasn't going to see you mess up and possibly go up for VB charges again on this or on another similar case (which would have been in the rights for Marty or any other if they feel like it) because you aren't trying to make changes that fit but instead are trying to force your opinion on others. I'm not being nice to you but I don't care that you've got friends that agree with you; I just want to make sure you aren't kicked out for being yourself. --Karlsbad 08:14, 13 July 2006 (BST)

Copy of Apology from Banks

Sorry, dude. I didn't mean anything malicious by it. I won't spam the wiki again, If you want to check on the Malton Mirror, i be updating it's status intermittently on the Channel 4 News Hotline and DHPD Radio Free. Thank you for understanding. --Marty Banks 23:31, 12 July 2006 (BST)

PS: Oh GOD my children... Oh god why!!! [cries] I had to comment on your comment, I'm sorry, it was just too good... anyway ttyl. Good Luck on that whole Zombie Invasion Thing... Also what did you delete?? I'd get the deleting of the spam on the suburbs, but please don't touch the article itself, I put a lot of work into that...

Suburbs danger reports

You're making a little biased work out there. Let me say that the only open building in the whole Yagoton is St. Swithun's Church, and it's a fact that Yagoton has become the safer suburb out there. There are quantities of zombies in the south part of Yagoton because they're looking for revives, as the C4NT and most of Malton itself is like that. Please don't make any other biased report in a suburb where you're not Sonny. The suburb danger reports are not your personal weapons. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 21:03, 18 July 2006 (BST)

I don't think a single's person POV should be enough to change the whole suburb's status by 2 levels at once. It's not the same as Havercroft and Stanbury, that were in fact in danger (and consecuently taken down). Yagoton IS probably the safest suburb, even the suburbs that hold Caiger get numerous break-ins in their buildings per week. But the only thing to fear in Yagoton for the time being is PKing and rotters standing in clinic's lines, nothing more. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 21:17, 18 July 2006 (BST)
Whatever. There's a horde in Millen Hills that will be rolling into Yagoton in a week. Sonny Corleone WTF 21:19, 18 July 2006 (BST)
Then lets wait that week. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 21:21, 18 July 2006 (BST)

False alarm in Bale Mall? Can we calm down a little before simultaneously changing the danger reports of 3 whole suburbs? This is annoying, really: As a zombie I think you don't like when the suburbs in Central Malton get safer reports with no basis in reality (remember Stanbury Village?), so I expect you to understand, a little at least. --Matthew Fahrenheit YRC | T | W! 19:38, 19 July 2006 (BST)

Well I know a zombies horde is around the area and I was just waiting for them to hit Bale like they say they will. So when someone said zombies there I jumped the gun. However Millen Hills is very dangerous. That's where my PKer is and that's where that horde is. Sonny Corleone WTF 19:58, 19 July 2006 (BST)

New Suburb Tag

I saw your note about how dangerous Ridley bank is and how a new tag should be created: I submit my idea in the Talk Page to be fitting and want to hear your opinion (even if it is just about the color choices)

The Barh Family

Good enough. Never saw that on the X Files (not really a fan), but I did see something on one of the CSIs where they had recordings of a killing on pottery. Not a bad story though. --Darth Sensitive talkW! 01:51, 19 July 2006 (BST)


I'm asking you because your usually on every day. My question is when you try to go on the Urban Dead game login page, did you get a "Server off for maintenance." I'm asking because I got that today all day, and I'm wondering if its the game in general, or my own computer. Please respond. Thanks! --Canuhearmenow 01:30, 21 July 2006 (BST)

Channel 4, Baby!

Sonny, I'm not going to get sucked into some sort of wikidrama thing with you- especially on someone else's talk page. Have you been watching my user contributions, or something? --Ron Burgundy 01:40, 22 July 2006 (BST)

Recent Changes. Refresh it every 5-10 minutes that I'm on, check out vandalism or other crap. But yeah, it isn't wikidrama. It's more like "If you say you'll help survivors, do it." Zombies promise one thing death. Survivors make such bold claims but never go through with it. Survivors need to work together and avoid large hordes. I don't feel like having the game reset because zombies wipe out all harmanz. I'm tempted to help start up a survivor group to bring back SW Malton. That way it evens out. Sonny Corleone WTF 01:44, 22 July 2006 (BST)
Ah, recent changes. That makes more sense. As far as helping survivors goes, I don't believe I've ever said that the News Team's goal is helping survivors. We do from time to time, but that's not our explicit, primary thing. As such, I'm pretty sure we've gone through with most of our claims as best we can, most of our claims being "We're going to go here and kill things and then leave." Maybe you'd do better to think of us as a zombie group playing as survivors. In fact, if you look at the stats page, none of the large survivor groups are about supporting others or reviving, they're all about defending their plot of land- with the exception of the News Team, of course. We're a frontier sort! What I've said, officially, is that we're going south from Yagoton, reviving some, and killing others. We'll probably head through Havercroft on our way, avoid getting sucked into a mall siege, and take off for better places. It's not written in stone, of course, but that's my claim and that's what I'm going to try to go through with. --Ron Burgundy 03:18, 22 July 2006 (BST)
MFD? The largest survivor group right now is there to help others. Though not as affective since they're spread out. But yeah, seriously, no one gives a fuck about SW Malton. Sonny Corleone WTF 03:20, 22 July 2006 (BST)
The entire DEM's goal is to help survivors. Remember, all of their sub-groups work together, so we are talking about 350-450 people who work pretty much in tandem, barricading, reviving, etc. The major issues are the "no random revives" policy, and their bounty hunters. One is preventing many of the non-metagamers from participating, the other is wasting AP.
Edit: And yeah, SW Malton is a pit. It's almost as bad as central Malton from my experience. –Xoid STFU! 05:25, 23 July 2006 (BST)
One group has volunteered to help restore SW Malton. The Roach Klips are from now on the most honorable survivor group in the game. Their unselfishness is admirable. Sonny Corleone WTF 05:37, 23 July 2006 (BST)
Very true, but they've made a large orange pimple on the giant Red ass of Malton... Admirable though. -- Tirion529 20:40, 23 July 2006 (BST)

In all honesty, I'm basically playing politics. By the way, Survivor Island already exists. It's called Caiger Mall.  :) --Ron Burgundy 00:24, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Righto, it's fixed. I guess I'd do well to call you guys the "Almost-CoL." You're right, though, Caiger is full of PKers and zergs. Why anyone would need to zerg to protect the place is beyond me, though. The thing is, it started out as a Survivor Island and that's what happened to it. There's no reason to assume another wouldn't turn out the same way- and the same goes for the Zombie Ocean, or what have you. --Ron Burgundy 01:11, 25 July 2006 (BST)

Hey, just wondered if you could help me spruce up the wiki for Alliance 45 a little. You know, suggestions, etc. Where I should stick a pic in and how to do it, etc. I've been figuring out a lot for myself but I thought maybe if you have a minute, maybe you can make some suggestions. Even if I don't know how to do them, maybe I can figure it out. Take care man. See you in the Elbow Room?