User talk:The shoemaker

[edit] Welcome

Hello. Enjoy your stay.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 00:58, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Visit my site: [[1]]

this one time when I was going through the woods in a red cape. I was going to deliver this wood to my grandma who

lived out in the middle of wolf territory. When I got there, she had really big teeth and stuff. I thought she might have

been a wolf, and then when it turned out she was, I pulled out my glock and shot the dirty wolf and then had an epic sword

fight. It cheated, though, and used its teeth and claws. Then it ate me. And now, you may ask, how I survived the gruesome

digestion process. Well, I had a lightsaber, and cut my way out. I also pulled my grandma out. After I did this, a horde of

wolves attacked. luckily for me, the A-team was near-by, and they came to help. So we fought it out with hordes of wolves,

eventually killing them all. After that, I thanked Mr. T and the rest of the A-team, and they left. As soon as they left, a

giant chimera attacked! I whipped out my gauntlet-style mace o doom, and fought it out with the chimera eventually dismembering

all three of its vicious heads. After that battle was over, my grandma and I ate the picnic I had packed. But, as we ate, an

evil ant army attacked! Before I could do anything, they tied me up, left my grandma (I don't know why) and took me into their

enormous colony. I was shone around, and then the ants informed me that the entire universe was on a Tetris piece, and that

soon, (because the huge dude that was playing it is apparently awesome) we were all going to die next to a complete row of

other universes. So, they gave me the all-powerful screen cutting tool, with which I cut my way out of the Gameboy we were

apparently trapped in and then told the guy what was happening. He agreed to pause the game and leave it alone forever.

I left, and returned to my universe a hero. All of the other universes sent awesome gifts thanking me as well. I became

the ruler of everything, and then the dude forgot to change the batteries (and save the game) so we all died, and he had to

reset it. In this life, (because none of that happened here for some reason) I am just an ordinary person... That's horrible

luck, isn't it? --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 04:08, 29 April 2009 (BST)

I just thought of something. What if you became a bureaucrat, and then demoted all sysops and permabanned all other bureaucrats? Or just banned them all? If there was a loop hole or somethin', you could possibly even get rid of Kevan's IP address, so you would own the wiki! Funky; If it would work. If you bother to read this, comment.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 20:38, 23 July 2009 (BST)

[edit] Your signature

Wiki pages are case sensitive. Which means you've not only put your signature in the wrong user space, but it means its not linking to your page, its linking to a page which doesn't exist.

Please, move the contents of User:The Shoemaker/Sig to User:The shoemaker/Sig and change the link on the signature to YOUR user page, not that of User:The Shoemaker. Oh, and be sure to specify,in preferences, that you want to use the proper one as your sig. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:41, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Stop increasing the use of this incorrect signature until you have fixed it, please. It is going to become a very messy situation soon. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:45, 8 April 2009 (BST)

No, It does NOT get the job done, it is against the signature policy and if you don't fix it as soon as possible I'm going to put the signature to Deletions. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:49, 8 April 2009 (BST)

I was talking about html not my sig. And I'm fixing it as we speak so hold ye horses cowboy.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 01:53, 8 April 2009 (BST)

I think I fixed it... Gees, its like the past few days ever sysops or whatever your called has posted here! I feel like a criminal...(Not really; but you get the idea) And to test the *new* link signature- --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 01:53, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Haha, I'm not a sysop, but I am a cowboy, so watch out, varmint! Seriously though, thanks for that. I get edgy when stuff like that happens. It's all good now :) D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 01:55, 8 April 2009 (BST)

I thought you were... But whatever. I just don't know the workings about things like that... I am, however, becoming quite proficient. (With plenty of help, of course.)--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 02:23, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Trust me, we all have terrible experiences from our first custom signatures. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:33, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Yours is pretty awesome.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 02:44, 8 April 2009 (BST)

I like yours too, but you did yours in one go. Mine took many incarnations, so you should feel pretty good. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 02:51, 8 April 2009 (BST)

It actually took a little while... And yours is more complex than mine. All mine is is colors.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 02:54, 8 April 2009 (BST)

I be seein' you around, I assume. I'm tired, and going to sleep. --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 03:00, 8 April 2009 (BST)

P.S. is saying "goodbye" or something like that considered weird around here (or something along those lines) I don't want to be a wierdo...--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 03:02, 8 April 2009 (BST)

No, its fine :) Things are pretty natural on wikis. And trust me, you'll probably never be considered a weirdo in this joint, just wait till you meet everyone mwahaha. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 13:36, 8 April 2009 (BST)

I can't wait...--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 23:53, 8 April 2009 (BST)

Your sig was broken, I fixed it. Next time, make sure that you're signature formatting and coding s correct.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:51, 14 June 2009 (BST)

[edit] Thanks

Thanks for the alert Supflidowg 21:04, 20 April 2009 (BST)

[edit] DK13

Hi shoemaker, before you take time out to figure out HOW TO upload any images, just tell me the names of those involved, then i can tell you if they are actually members of DK13 or not! If it turns out they are members of DK13, which i doubt, then we can upload your screen shots for all to see! Sound fair? Cheers! --T13 14:58, 23 April 2009 (BST)

Sounds fair to me... And their names are johnnylima and deathlicious.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 23:57, 24 April 2009 (BST) Ope, just checked your group's user list... Deathlicious is not on there. Sorry about that one. But still, Johnnylima is. (Yes, it seems odd that I have bookmarked your member's list and have them all of my character's contacts, but I do want them all dead.)--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 23:59, 24 April 2009 (BST) And I guarantee you that there are others that have been killed by more of your members. In fact, I've talked to (in the game) people in Dulston that were in fact pked by your members. The name Defeninatrix (I think that's how its spelled) came up in reference to an incident. (While these claims cannot be substantiated, they cannot be used on me, because I consider them shady as well.)--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 00:02, 25 April 2009 (BST)

Hi again,

deathlicious is most likely a member of PK group redrum, Johnnylima however IS a member of DK13. I have made a post on our public forum asking him to explain, please feel free to check it out, or give me a day or two to get to the bottom of this. As i am sure you are aware, DK13 are the original PRO SURVIVOR group within Urban Dead, and have never, at any point since the game began, been considered as a PK group or a group that approves of PKing.

My best guess at this moment in time, if this story is true, is that Johhnylima was simply PKing someone who had previously PKed him. Tit for tat. I can honestly tell you that Johhnylima would never PK another survivor profile for no good reason, so please give him a day or two to explain and i will get back to you.

In the meantime, if screenshots do actually exist, please upload them for all to see, or at the very least, please provide a profile name of the person or persons who was/were allegedly PKed by Johhnylima so i can further question him. Cheers!

• On a side note, you can't "kill" DK13. No one can. You cant make us "dead", either individually or collectively. As one PRO SURVIVOR to another, i would expect you to understand that this would simply be a case of wasted AP. --T13 05:52, 25 April 2009 (BST)

A. It was me that was killed by Johnnylima; it was in Dulston. And yes, it would and most definitely not help anybody. So, taking that into account, (and probably avoiding a lot of crap) I realize that pursuing this current venue is useless and will not help anyone. So I will stop saying your a Pking group, and uh... hmmm... As I say to most people who blather about games and get mad and stuff, get over it, and I assume as such everyone will be happy. So, as of now, my allegations of Pking are dropped, (not saying I don't have evidence) and life goes on. Happy? Because I am. P.S. I like making ASCII kirbies. handshake kirby:

(>*-*)><(*-*<) --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 19:55, 26 April 2009 (BST)

Okies, that's cool then. If you want to take this a step further and find Johhny himself, im sure you could talk it over with him and avoid any future incidents. At least then you could come back into the KG50 area without having to fear any hostility or insults. He is a genuinely nice guy, who really isn't into PKing anyone, unless provoked. --T13 15:54, 28 April 2009 (BST)

Alrighty then. Catch you on the flip side. --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 01:35, 29 April 2009 (BST)

Flipside Kirby: (>*0*)> <(.-.)>

Cheers mate, just to confirm, your page still states that your group has "an extremely strong hatred of DK13."? Hopefully this HAS been cleared up by now ;) --T13 21:21, 30 April 2009 (BST)

Yep, that has. Just to guess, your Australian? (The stereo-typical view of all Australian denizens using mate has struck again.)--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 01:20, 1 May 2009 (BST)

[edit] Email

Shoemaker, please reply to the email I sent. I you haven't seen it, then please check your email.--Brainguard 14:31, 6 June 2009 (BST) Don't got to be snippy bout' it...--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 02:59, 7 June 2009 (BST)

[edit] Psst, Your signature is broken

Psst, it's placing the timestamps in code-boxes. --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 19:33, 14 June 2009 (BST) Thanks for the update.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 20:02, 14 June 2009 (BST)

[edit] Charlie Company

I see you've blanked the page. Would you like it deleted? --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 04:37, 20 July 2009 (BST) Yes, I would. I'm going to give a third group a try... Red Faction be its name. --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 05:01, 20 July 2009 (BST)

[edit] Red Faction

Do you want to get rid of that table of contents at the top of the group page? If so, then you can get rid of it by using: __NOTOC__ at the top of the page.--Yonnua Koponen ^{T G P} 16:16, 23 July 2009 (BST)

[edit] A small note

Your signature has an image that's too big - see here for signature policy. Please reduce your signature image's size to 14px in height or less. --Bob Boberton ^{TF / DW} 17:13, 23 July 2009 (BST)

You can't even see the darn thing at 14 pixels!!!! That sucks, I'll just get rid of it. --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 19:15, 23 July 2009 (BST)

Yeah, and considering your signature itself is bigger than 14 px, I'd say just have it no bigger than your sig.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:17, 23 July 2009 (BST)

This blows a big one... All I wanted was a dancing smilie face...--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} It is a rather bit signature, isn't it? If its too obnoxious, I'll change it.--The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 19:20, 23 July 2009 (BST)

Well, you can. There seems to be a bit of space at the top of the image, if you cut that off, it'll be significantly shorter meaning you can have it bigger. all it's going to take is a little bit of work. Also, I didn't say you have to change it. I was using your big sig as an excuse for you to have a bigger picture. ><--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:21, 23 July 2009 (BST)

I'll just keep it off. Not worth the trouble. --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 19:27, 23 July 2009 (BST)

I assume this breaks some rule:

YES IT DOES BAN TIEM NAOW! No, really, it doesn't. It's your talk page, you have almost complete control over it.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 19:28, 23 July 2009 (BST)

Yea!!! I can have an army of bouncy smilies!!! Is there any rule limiting how obnoxious I can be on my talk page? Or, moreover, how many bouncies I can have? --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 19:31, 23 July 2009 (BST)

As long as your page is still loadable really, what'evs you do is fine.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 20:07, 23 July 2009 (BST)

You MIGHT get angered at by the Sysops that talk about server load. Rahrah ^{T RRF! Brhr? BIC Lexy} -19:49, 23 July 2009 (BST)

It was making my computer lag when I tried to refresh. Guess that was A BIT to many. --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 19:54, 23 July 2009 (BST)

Server load shmerver load. Everyone wants uber control over their pages, so we can't really bitch unless it breaks the page to where we can't use it.--Mr. Angel, Help needed? 20:07, 23 July 2009 (BST)

True, very true. --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 20:10, 23 July 2009 (BST)

[edit] Archiving news

Please do not just delete old news like this. Every news item has its own historical value. Please put them in each suburb's corresponding News Archive section (for example, Hollomstown/News Archive. Thank you. -- Kittithaj 17:35, 30 July 2009 (BST) Sorry --The Shoemaker ^{Talk Red Faction} 23:38, 3 August 2009 (BST)