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[edit] FUCK YOU

fuck you fucking shit eating motherfucking cocksuking fuck shit balls crap eating bitch bastard dick munching tit licking ass cunt rubber jerk. --Sonny Corleone DORIS MSD pr0n 00:54, 12 October 2008 (BST)

lel?--J3DDesign the new ALiM Navbar!! 00:56, 12 October 2008 (BST)
Sonny turns on his own Minion! What a twist!--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 01:15, 12 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] the church of cliff

glad to see some one at least noticed it

[edit] #redrum!

Oh well, I don't mind. Although I do wonder how about 4-5 months ago I managed to go on daily without seeing you there for months :) A poser in the works? DanceDanceRevolution 01:13, 10 October 2008 (BST)

The same... I used to chat to adolf, thats all I can remember. I spose I shouldn't try to join it again? I spose its not so bad, #udwiki is so relaxing, what with 3 users on. DanceDanceRevolution 03:14, 10 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] ALiM's first birthday

It's finally happening! And it couldn't have happened without you!--J3DDesign the new ALiM Navbar!! 02:21, 2 October 2008 (BST)

NO U--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 02:00, 3 October 2008 (BST)

[edit] NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS!!!!

Therefore, you will get this:

NEW FACEBOOK SUCKS
This user is against the new Facebook.

--Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 23:05, 23 September 2008 (BST)

[edit] Zombies Stronger or Not Stronger Than Harmans?

You said on my talk page: I would just like to say that sharp claws and sharp teeth =/= zombies are stronger than harmans - I agree that the claws and teeth don't make them physically stronger. Vigor Mortis does, though. That's why I said that, depending on the zombie skills that they have, UD either totally supports, or totally ignores, the "Russo Zombie Rules" on zombie physical strength.

Nice to talk to you again btw :) --Tselita 22:31, 23 September 2008 (BST)

[edit] POOP

POOP--Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS 06:27, 16 August 2008 (BST)

POOP

[edit] Spam

Would you please quit it with the "free man" crap on the crowbar? --Midianian|T|T:S|C:RCS| 11:18, 12 August 2008 (BST)

LOL D: --/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 01:37, 13 August 2008 (BST)

[edit] re: LOL

What did I say? I can't remember... DanceDanceRevolution 14:14, 9 July 2008 (BST)

And I can? :shrug:
By Teh Wai! Apparently you can't read.... it says put new messages on top
Uno mas cosa, Your sig sucks, it's waaaay to clutersome... I'll help you later, when I haz moar tiem...--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 15:08, 9 July 2008 (BST)
Thank you for lolsig help. And I personally liked Hagnat. DanceDanceRevolution
LOLwhut?--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 18:49, 11 July 2008 (BST)
sig help phailed. And again... It keeps changing it to {{SUBST:User:DanceDanceRevolution/sig}}' with the SUBST. is that normal exactly?DanceDanceRevolution 08:10, 16 July 2008 (BST)

[edit] Nitro

He edited a vote of mine. --brb, church DORIS CGR U! 09:23, 23 June 2008 (BST)

O.o --/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 16:55, 24 June 2008 (BST)

[edit] Here's a template

I was bored and looking on the internet, found this picture.... thought of you. So I made a template since I'm still working on getting better at coding. I hope you like.

Play on Names
This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? Raccoon... Rakuen.


--Tselita 21:22, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Moar Templates makes me a saaaad happah Panda....
Oh, and if you ever need help with a code, you can ask me steal moar codes... or ask grim...--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 21:20, 21 June 2008 (BST)
I doubt I'd ever ask Grim for any help on anything, but I might very well ask you. I'm just doing this to practice my template making, plus I saw the picture and thought it just screamed 'Rakuen'. A Racoon, trying to eat a guy's brain. Cmon... :) I found one for cyberbob too but I'm still working on it - it's not as good/funny as this one --Tselita 18:46, 23 June 2008 (BST)

You know...his other name is WOOT...I think that name deserves a template...If you do it...I'll promote you to Major. I mean, your pay went to 5 cents when I promoted you to Private 1st class, then it went up to 21 cents when you were promoted to Captain...Your pay will be at 22 cents if you get this promotion to Major...I know you want that extra penny... --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 23:17, 25 June 2008 (BST)

Play on Names
This user received a template with his likeness. Get it? Woot! There it is!
Woot. There it is. Give me my promotion. --Tselita 01:05, 26 June 2008 (BST)
Here's a check of 22 cents, Major. *Hands Tselita a check* --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 01:09, 26 June 2008 (BST)


Please go to http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/UDWiki:Administration/Deletions and vote Keep so that the Grimch doesn't try to delete the template I made for you (and others). Thank you. --Tselita 13:13, 27 June 2008 (BST)

[edit] Woot - from the webcomic Elf Only Inn


There, I even found a webcomic that has Woot as a main character. I want to be a Lt. Colonel, I could use a quarter.--Tselita 01:12, 26 June 2008 (BST)

Lt. Colonel? Fine. I'll give you that promo...Except the pay is 23 cents since you'll only be up one rank... --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 01:15, 26 June 2008 (BST)

[edit] I think one of my characters is wearing a monocle...

Thanks for the edit on my talk page, it was intentional, i thought it was funny and quite liked it there. However i also thought it was amusing having someone come in and fix it so i'm gonna leave the fixed version so i can smile every time i see it. Keep up the good work :P Also, feel free to doubt my saying it was intentional - although if you wanted to doubt me saying that wouldn't make any difference to you anyway. Ciao.--J3DDesign the new ALiM Navbar!! 08:13, 11 June 2008 (BST)

[edit] Posted a response

I posted a response on my discussion page to your question about what happened there. Feel free to check. --Tselita 22:09, 2 June 2008 (BST)

[edit] Regarding Thermoplyae

I believe uploading the goatse image will get you permabanned, much less replacing the group image. --KamdenM|W|T|H 02:41, 26 May 2008 (BST)

HOLY SHIT RELLY! OMFG THANXZ MAHN 4 WARNIN ME! I ALMST DID IT! WHUT WOLD I DO WIHT OUT TEH WIKI!?--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 00:26, 27 May 2008 (BST)
I really need to know this - what is a goatse image? Serious question because I keep hearing about this all over the place. From what I found out from wikipedia, all I can tell it has something to do with an internet 'shock site' called goatse.cx --Tselita 18:19, 5 June 2008 (BST)
It's not too pleasant. Basically, it's a guy stretching his ass open. Follow the wrong link, and you're scarred for life. -- Cheese WTF!RandomSysOp? 18:22, 5 June 2008 (BST)
Okay that's done something that hasnt happened before. I've just been rendered speechless.... Ew. --Tselita 18:23, 5 June 2008 (BST)
Nice!! :D Imma go make a template for that. -- Cheese WTF!RandomSysOp? 18:27, 5 June 2008 (BST)

[edit] Beans

Originally posted at A/VB:
Good burn? A good burn is replacing a group page with goatse images....--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif

Please, don't stuff beans up your nose. ;P[Revenant[Hey, you!] [Cades] AU 10:34, 25 May 2008 (BST)

Heh, when I was a kid I put a small pebble in my nose... it wouldn't come out so I had to go to the doctor.... true story--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 00:28, 27 May 2008 (BST)

[edit] Suggestion:20080425 Penalize URL Actions

You're >this< close to getting your vote struck. You had justification, but please don't insult the author. -- AHLGTH 20:52, 6 May 2008 (BST)

Suck It Trebek. --/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 15:16, 7 May 2008 (BST)
... I hate to admit this because I'm a big stickler for civility on the wiki, but this totally has cracked me up :) Best line in Celebrity Jeopardy... --Tselita 16:38, 7 May 2008 (BST)

[edit] No Love

For the Goofster? You've got both those other Darby teacher hacks on there, but not me... its almost enough to make a guy cry. *sniff* --Goofy McCoy mfd t 11:04, 18 April 2008 (BST)

I'm also quite disappointed I missed out on the CoD4/Halo fight... The Call kicks ass. --Goofy McCoy mfd t 11:06, 18 April 2008 (BST)

[edit] Quiz

It seemed like a good Idea…
Axe Hack has given WOOT a crackpipe stuff..
It seemed like a good Idea…
Axe Hack has given WOOT a crackpipe more stuff..
Diamonds!
This user thinks diamonds are shiny.
Big Shiny Medal
Axe Hack has given WOOT a big shiny medal for even more stuff...
WE WANT PIE!
This user wants pie if not, you may be in the verge of death...

Sorry this took so long. --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 20:32, 8 April 2008 (BST)

A FREE COOKIE... OF EVIL!
Axe Hack has given WOOT an evil cookie for not knowing how to fight in an ancient Chinese war. Go on... eat it.
u herd rite...
dis user leiks mudkips

Don't worry about the bomb strap to the Mudkip. It's not a suicide bomber Mudkip. You're perfectly safe. Mwuhahahaha! --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 19:17, 17 June 2008 (BST)

[edit] Suggestions

Okay first Suggestion, make an archive. . .Second. . .MAKE A PRETTY BACKGROUND XD--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 05:13, 6 April 2008 (BST)

A) Meh, I could, I don't think I have enough "things" (for lack of better word xP) to make an archive... but I might... and B) Damnit! NOT EVERYONE NEEDS A PRETTY BACKGROUND!!!! some of us like white and don't like all the crazy red and yellow and purple everywhere >_>--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 17:35, 6 April 2008 (BST)
YES THEY DO!!! *sniffle**sniffle* its just so plain :(. . .shoot id even make one for you. . .maybe. . .--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 04:05, 7 April 2008 (BST)
You don't get the point... I DON'T WANT ONE >:O --/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 16:54, 7 April 2008 (BST)
yes you do. . .--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 17:01, 7 April 2008 (BST)
Watch out Rakuen, he's trying to use that Jedi Mind Trick on you!--Tselita 18:25, 7 April 2008 (BST)
*Rakuen waves his hand in front of Necro's face* These are not the droids you are looking for....--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 18:55, 7 April 2008 (BST)
yeah your right. . .they arent. . .wait, I was looking for droids?--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 06:00, 13 April 2008 (BST)
No. You were looking for war. *A snowball pegs Necro in the face* God damn it, penguins! I didn't give the command yet! Ah well...FIRE AT WILL!!! *A volley of snowballs begin raining down from the sky* --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 20:57, 15 April 2008 (BST)
I'm at a loss to figure what that's from, Axe :) --Tselita 21:23, 15 April 2008 (BST)
I just trained a bunch of penguins and enlisted them in my Mudkip Army. By the way...the Mudkips had been giving me bad comments about you, Tselita. From what I heard, you gave a few units food poisoning. What do you have to say? --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 21:26, 15 April 2008 (BST)
I'm being framed! It wasn't me. It was that lousy Team Rocket! --Tselita 21:35, 15 April 2008 (BST)
*GASP* How did you know about my super secret underground task force? You know too much! You must be eliminated! --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 21:54, 15 April 2008 (BST)
Um... they werent being very secretive. Well they were with the disguises until they took them off. Punish them instead! I'm still under contract! --Tselita 22:01, 15 April 2008 (BST)
You might want to go over that contract again... --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 22:08, 15 April 2008 (BST)
you know what? just for that, im going to have to create my own evil! page just so i can combat you. . . or maybe a good! page. . .--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 04:21, 16 April 2008 (BST)
Yea... I will too.... just need to get to it >.< --/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 15:09, 16 April 2008 (BST)
You two will never succeed! For the sabotage is yet to come! --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 20:12, 16 April 2008 (BST)
your just mad because i can decode your page with the click of a button--ȠәȻᴙʘɱΔȵƆεʁ 23:12, 17 April 2008 (BST)
Time to kick it up a notch. I shall convert everything to a secret alphabet code, followed by a number code, and onwards to Morse code! Mwuhahahahahaha!!! --Axe Hack is Against the New Facebook 23:24, 17 April 2008 (BST)

[edit] Image:Rakuen Doris.jpg

Can you have a look at A/SD, your image is a duplicate -- boxy talki 02:08 6 April 2008 (BST)

[edit] Many thanks!

You, sir, are a total plum and have gone too far. EXPECT PAIN!--Biff Chitts 12:01, 25 March 2008 (UTC)

I can haz Pain?--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 23:29, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
Really! I swear...I live in Mississippi, so I know retarded, and you go so far beyond any resident of my home state. Please, for the love of all that is good in the world, fuck off and die.--Amy Flood 05:49, 30 March 2008 (BST)
My first arch enemies... :') *sniff* I'm so proud--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 06:01, 30 March 2008 (BST)
Wow man! Some people really dont like you....time to get out the hypnotoad again! Thats what swayed me.--Dr Doom86 T PSS 11:58, 31 March 2008 (BST)
Yea, they're in a group called [Shed], I PKed them a couple times and they FREAKED! and they've been arguing and yelling at me and what not and I almost always reply with some non-serious, stupid joke..... I'm also trying to see how many times I can PK them :D--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 18:11, 31 March 2008 (BST)
Im going to guess......wait for it....18 times!! If Im right can I win something?--Dr Doom86 T PSS 02:53, 1 April 2008 (BST)
Nope, only 6 times, would be more but Extinction hit Quarlesbank and made me flee to a safer area. I saw one of their members recently but I couldn't kill him because I was helping with the rebuilding.... thus I put my PKing on a hold... but I'm back on track now :D --/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 03:14, 1 April 2008 (BST)
Wow Rakuen, you seem to have out done yourself! You Pked 'Em 6 times? What a neighborly thing to do.. Can't imagine why they are pissed. But, you are still my friend. --Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS 03:29, 1 April 2008 (BST)
Damn! So I lose??? Can I still have a prize?--Dr Doom86 T PSS 10:30, 1 April 2008 (BST)

Freaked! I dont think so. You are about as insignificant to us as an insect bite is to a person with 80 degree burns. And judging by the way you talk on this page, you're far too self-appreciating to be much older than 14! It's a shame cos in fact I was quite enjoying seeing you pop up every now and again, and our little scuffles with you. But to put me on the rogues gallery cos I killed you for killing several of our group, has irked me a little, as not only do I now have to put up with you, Extinction, and other unpleasantries, i now have to put up with being killed by bounty hunters every other week. Hey-ho though. It's all part of the game.--Biff Chitts 12:30, 1 April 2008 (BST)

"about as insignificant to us as an insect bite is to a person with 80 degree burns?" wow... I'm hurt... :(... I know... putting you on the RG was kind of an asshat thing to do but.... I lol'ed.... anyway.... You should only get bountied twice.... and I thought you said you were already bountied once? So just wait it out :P, Well... it was nice seeing you guys again!--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 18:15, 1 April 2008 (BST)
I'm sorry I've said all those nasty things to you. Perhaps we can call a truce? Form some kind of alliance? We really oughtn't be fighting each other - only zombies. Any chance of this?--Amy Flood 02:04, 4 April 2008 (BST)

[edit] Yeah...

If you think Saromu/Sonny/Whatever Shithead's calling himself now is "articulate", you need your head checked. With that said, I'd like to move on to the points you oh so politely "raised" on my talk page. Profanity aside, you basically said two things: I am unjustified in complaining about Anime Sucks, and that Halo is worse than CoD-4(Honestly, what kind of game is called that? Makes it sound like some kind of fish). The first is an outright lie, while the second shows you need to actually get Halo before you start talking about it.

When I accepted Anime "Asshole & Shithead" Sucks as arbiter, I had forgotten that he was a member of
DORIS, a group that Saromu holds a high rank in. In addition, he was a "Close Personal Friend" of
said asshole. To say this caused a conflict of interest is an understatement. In retrospect, I 
should have been more careful. However, at the time I naively believed that most sysops were fair and
would be impartial. Forgive me for underestimating your collective intelligence.

During the artitration, Anime Sucks conducted himself in a manner appropriate neither for an Arbitrator or a Sysop. He ignored the evidence I presented, failed to so much as properly read my case, and did not assign an appropriate time limit/punishment for Saromu. If the problem was one of inappropriate content, then he should have set a time limit for Saromu as well.Also, this little tidbit: "IE statements of zerging, and sucking". Who is he to judge if Saromu sucks? According to dictionary.com, sucks means "To be disgustingly disagreeable or offensive". Sonny certainly fulfilled that requirement with his persecution of pro-survivor users, Velo-2, and many others. Hence, Anime Sucks overstepped his bounds with his ruling and I am justified in stating the same.

As for your second rant, Halo has a diverse storyline, good enemy AI, a variety of weapons and vehicles, and a memorable multiplayer. CoD 4 is yet another "grunt with a gun" game(a plot that's been used and abused since the NES) that's a cheap Halo rip-off. Oh, and its a Counter-Strike clone to boot. Besides, can you use vehicles in Call of Duty? Thought not. In short, Combat Evolved > Call of Duty.

I'm not sure why I'm bothering to try and carry a rational conversation with you, since you have given no sign to me of being anything other than a zombie jihadist with bad taste on the Suggestions page, but I suppose anythings worth a try once.--TerminalFailure 21:40, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

Dude, here:[1] (just 4 u man)--Airborne88T|Z.Quiz|PSS 23:23, 21 March 2008 (UTC)
Sonny is pretty smart, in a jackass kinda way. He put troll bait out there, and some stupid fish grabbed hold of it. Since you fell for it, you got taken to arby's, where you acted like a child, it doesn't help that you had been temp banned before and that your "evidence" was nothing compared to what Sonny put on the table. I have halo, fun co-op, that's really all it has to offer multi player wise... unless you wanna listen to pre-pubescent 12 year olds complain about "That mother fucking douch bag licker hogging the mother fucking Spartan LAZER!11!11one." just cause Anime is in DORIS doesn't mean he is biased... I can guarantee you that any other person would agree you got what you deserved and Sonny got what he deserved.... If you really think you were cheated, then re enter the case, and do more research.... as for your second rant, halo's storyline is nothing new, AI is decent, about the same variety as COD4 cept without the customization, and a rather boring and laggy multiplayer full of assholes and little kids. I agree, COD-4's plot was weak, but it made up for it with it's awesome multiplayer, and a cheap halo rip-off? COD1 CAME OUT BEFORE HALO!!! NOT EVERY FPS IS A HALO RIPOFF YOU IDIOT!!! and just cause it's in a similar timeframe to Counter-Strike (IE it's set during the war on terror) doesn't mean it is similar in any other way, actually, they are quite different. So what if you can't use vehicles in CoD? We tried it in CoD3, and it blew! so we just scraped it.... Congrats on the 1 week ban By the Way! Douche bag--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 00:08, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Wow....this is the first time Ive ever agreed with you! Well said.--Dr Doom86 T PSS 01:06, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
It's the hypnotoad, his powers are finally taking effect on you...--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 01:59, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Yeah, just because Me, Sonny, and Smoked created DORIS doesn't mean anything. You should see how many times me and Sonny get into fights in chat. --Image:Emot-pervert.gifSister Anne Simpson thinks you need more JesusImage:Emot-pervert.gif 07:22, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Guys, you're forgetting the important things, CoD4 does suck ass, CoD1 was no masterpiece either. Halo 1 had a lot of interesting things in it and I dare you to find a first person shooter community that isn't run by a bunch of oily douchebags with loud mouths and bigger pockets. Oh and Terminal, Anime is not now nor has he ever been a SysOp, I have a feeling he'd be laughed out of a promotion bid if he tried. --Karekmaps?! 08:45, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
CoD4 sucks ass? Wha? Sure, CoD1 was no masterpiece, halo1 was pretty awesome, but that's not what I'm saying. He said the CoD4 was "just a cheap halo rip off" and I responded by saying that CoD1 came out before Halo... which I have just learned is false actually... but my point still stands... said point being that "NOT EVERY FPS IS A HALO RIPOFF!!!"--/~Rakuen~\Talk Image:domo.gif 17:47, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Such encouraging words there karek.--Image:Emot-pervert.gifSister Anne Simpson thinks you need more JesusImage:Emot-pervert.gif 11:56, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Blame it on the smilies.or a newbie, screwing them seems popular these days, \o/ Yay! WikiCabals--Karekmaps?! 12:07, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh I figured they were handing out sysops to anyone these days. 1000 edits? Here's yer sysop badge--Image:Emot-pervert.gifSister Anne Simpson thinks you need more JesusImage:Emot-pervert.gif 12:16, 22 March 2008 (UTC)
You have 1000 edits?--Karekmaps?! 02:36, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
Oh.. I was told to run a long time ago, in fact Gage was going to put me up, but I didn't want it. Surely I would have gotten the close personal friends' vote ;) --Image:Emot-pervert.gifSister Anne Simpson thinks you need more JesusImage:Emot-pervert.gif 08:44, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
I'll vote for you...thats at least one vouch!--Dr Doom86 T PSS 18:59, 23 March 2008 (UTC)
I can haz minionship? If so, you got my vouch ;)--/~Rakuen~\Talk