Wray Heights [68, 78]
Whitcherell Bank - The bank you love to rob
Yet another normal day at the bank for this teller:
'Give US all your money'
'Er, all of it? We've got quite a lot'
'Ok just give US all the money we can carry!'
'Would you like bags or sacks to go with that?'
A branch of the Black Monks of St Benedict (Loans Division)
The bank, currently run by iamnot actively encourages people to rob it. Apparently there's 'literally so much cash in here we have trouble moving around'
'I've been wiping my arse with one hundred dollar bills for months' said one puzzled teller, 'and I've been eating some wicked curries in that time, I literally haven't made a dent in it. Soon we'll have to start giving it away, but techically for insurance reasons we can't do that.'
'One of the back room staff actually drowned himself in the sorting office under a massive cascade of coinage. Mind you, he had been very depressed.' said a clerk who did not wish to be named Freddy Gonzales because that is not his name.
'One of the robbers had a really nice butt, unfortunately it was wearing a mask' - Susan French, Janitor
Built in 1902 as a giant safe for really large amounts of laundered cash. Still full of useless old money.
Entrance point to iamnot. VS+2 only. If you get scared enter Braham Boulevard and watch the cades.
Very Strongly Barricaded --10:34, 14 April 2008 (BST) - Staff are needed at this bank! Please apply on the discussion page.
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