Williamsville Horde of Organized Zombies
|Williamsville Horde of Organized Zombies|
|Leadership:||Feral/Vacant Contact Secruss to apply.|
|Goals:||Clear the suburb Williamsville of human prescence and keep it that way.|
|Recruitment Policy:||Must be willing to fight for the freedom of Williamsville from the breathing scourge and be ready to do the Hustle.|
The Williamsville Horde of Organized zombies was formed to eliminate survivor activities in the relatively hip Williamsville area and make the area safe for zombies to dance in the numerous nightclubs, worship in its many churches as well as study in its many libraries, schools, and museums, and party in its many more clubs.
Did we mention souping up cars in its many body shops and drag racing?
How about the four discotheques of Williamsville? Did we mention those? Do the hustle!
Disco Isn't Dead! It's Undead!
We zombies of the Williamsville Horde of Organized Zombies believe that everyone can enjoy dico. Even those totally, square harmanz.
Anyway, we were down at the club last night and the DJ puts on The Jackson Five's "Dancing Machine" and I totally bust a move. You shoulda seen the place. Everyone was simply stunned by my sweet, fast moves.
On a routine mission, Resident was held up in a pet store at Dowdney Mall. Dozens of bounty hunters were hunting one man with a fire axe, pistol and attitude. He searched through the store, hoping for a tool with which he could slay all the survivors.
Unfortunately he didn’t find the mirror ball he was looking for. But he did find one thing which astonished him, a zombie hamster! Amazed at this creature he picked it up. Out of Resident’s eye, he saw a bounty hunter turning the corner about to put down Resident and end his miserable existence. Thinking fast, he threw the zombie hamster at the bounty hunter.
The bounty hunter was horrified to find this tiny monstrosity burrowing into his skull to find the nutritious brains... Half-a-minute later, Resident and his new friend escaped to kill another day.
The zombie hamster, Dude, and all his cuteness is handed over to the MVP (Most Valuable Psycho) of the latest operation.
This award is given based on the amount of damage done and grooviness of an operation.
Current holder: Big Daddy, for his stellar performance in Office Party!
October 14th, 2007.
|The Second Big Bash!|
|This User or Group is a member of The Second Big Bash, and will be coming to your neighborhood soon! Please have lots of fresh brains ready when they arrive with all their friends.|
January 2nd, 2008.
|Destroyer Of Hope|
|The Williamsville Horde of Organized Zombies had a hand in the First Ruining of Fort Creedy since Kevan fixed the forts. 'Twas a great day. Survivors screamed, zombies feasted, and murderers bathed in the blood of the innocent. Barhah! Praise be to Zeko!|
February 1st, 2008
|Battle of Giddings|
|This user or group was among the dead that fought in the Battle of Giddings and conquered the building after a month long siege.|
April 7th, 2008 Secruss abictates leadership of the WHOZ. The WHOZ become feral.
To sign up with the Williamsville Horde of Organized Zombies, you must do a few things:
- Defend Williamsville
- Put "Williamsville Horde of Organized Zombies" in your group tag
- Enjoy disco
|This group uses a forum for communications.|
There will be NO:
---Zerging. Only one character per person is allowed to be registered to the WHOZ. Zerging is cheating.
---Use of bots. Any kind of bots. These are CHEATING.
---Being a jerk or asshole.
|This User or Group supports the Scorched Earth Policy & acknowledges that all revive points must be razed and their inhabitants killed.|
|Salt The Land|
|This User or Group supports the Salt The Land Policy & acknowledges that all zombies should end their day in a ransacked NecroTech building whenever possible.|
|Combined Zombie Groups of Malton Supporter|
|This User or Group supports the Combined Zombie Groups of Malton & acknowledges that Ridleybank is the zombie heartland, and that every action of their zombie group is contributing in some little way to Barhah.|
We have a tag for our boss-bangin' group.
|This user or group has boogied with the fab WHOZ and has digged it to the bone.|