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October 2015

October 13th

The southern edge of the suburb is seeing a increase in the number of zombies due to a rise in Pk'er activity

February 2015

February 21th

Most of the survivors have fled the area. A lot of buildings lay in shambles or abandoned, a few buildings need extensive repairs. Zombies are still roaming the area, but in small numbers. Small pockets of survivors have remained behind to repair as much of the damaged infrastructure as possible. Buckley mall is still zombie infested and is a shadow of its former self. --Rent A Troop (talk) 03:39, 21 February 2015 (UTC)



November 7th

Areas in and around Buckley Mall has gone "Pinata",Not sure if it was the work of a Zombie or Survivor group......-PayneTrain(FU) 08:43, 7 November 2014 (UTC)


August 18th

25.96 MHz: "... Wyke Hills looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... some survivor activity in the Needs Building ..." -- Jen T | SFHNAS | PK 15:26, 20 August 2014 (UTC)

August 8th

25.96 MHz: "... streets are looking clear in Wyke Hills ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... can't see a single ruined building ... Buckley Mall is operational ..." --Jen T | SFHNAS | PK 16:49, 9 August 2014 (UTC)



23rd October

The Great Suburb Group Massacre 2013 is in full swing! If your group is listed in this suburb's infobox, you should have received a message detailing how to confirm your activity. Please see this page for more information.


June 7th

Big Bash 4 visited the suburb and partied with the locals, before moving on after tiring them all out. Aichon 07:15, 7 June 2013 (BST)


March 8th

In late 2012, Rotter's Relief=PKer's Relief began carrying its war with Rotter's Relief to Wyke Hills, working to close The Wicksted Building for rot revives. Rot revives have slowed to a near standstill. --Herr Gerdongerdorf 22:13, 8 March 2013 (UTC)



April 26th

25.96 MHz: "... looking quiet in Wyke Hills ... lights are on across the suburb ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Wicksted Building has power ..." - Grakmar 20:12, 26 April 2012 (BST)


March 4th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got maybe a dozen active ... they're just wandering around ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... can't see a single ruined building either ... power's on at Buckley Mall ..." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 07:32, 4 March 2012 (UTC)



December 4th

25.96 MHz: "... streets are looking clear in Wyke Hills ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... Buckley Mall is operational ..." (3 hours and 10 minutes ago) Son of Sin 21:30, 4 December 2011 (UTC)


August 19th

Heavy zombie activity in the area, many hospitals under siege. Sightings of Annus Horribillis zeds with hordes of zombies; some others have revivified and are working to undermine survivors. Don't know the location of the survivors, but I know for sure one is commanding the horde outside Julie and more are attacking Buckley Mall.Harna 15:10, 19 August 2011 (BST)


July 20th

Very safe. Everything is up and running. Got a few Pkers and a griefer to keep us entertained.--ThyGuyX 03:26, 21 July 2011 (BST)


June 17th

"... leaving Wyke Hills, counted maybe fifty outside ... all stragglers, no groups ... no lights on down there ... heavy structural damage ... the Craigie Building has fallen - repeat, the Craigie Building has fallen ..." Sukyanti 16:45, 17 June 2011 (BST)


May 27th

"... a hundred or so in Wyke Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... only one building with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Needs Building is out of action ..." Sukyanti 11:09, 27 May 2011 (BST)

May 26th

25.96 MHz: "... can see over a hundred on the streets of Wyke Hills ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a few buildings with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Lodder Building is down ..."--MoodieTalk Contributions 23:25, 26 May 2011 (BST)

May 23th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got about forty active ... mostly just small groups ... several buildings with power ... serious collateral damage ... the Wicksted Building has fallen ..." (35 minutes ago) --MoodieTalk Contributions 03:38, 23 May 2011 (BST)

May 16th

"... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got nearly a hundred active ... mostly just small groups ... only one building with lights on ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... Buckley Mall has fallen ..." Sukyanti 11:18, 16 May 2011 (BST)


January 24th

Most of the city are ruined. Any building that is still standing is advised to barricade above VSB. - Crystal Roselle 20:12 (UTC)

January 24th

The Great Suburb Group Massacre has commenced. Check your group's talk page to confirm in which suburbs you are active. We're coming to get you, Barbara 07:23, 24 January 2011 (UTC)



December 28rd

The band styx held a holiday concert @ the Wolfendall Arms

Wolfendall.jpg Details to follow--Belisarius17 05:16, 29 December 2010 (UTC)

December 23rd

The area is mostly reclaimed and may buildings are lit. The Wicksted Building RRP still struggles and the Buckley Mall has come under periodic attack from zombies and PKers but the remainder of the suburb is in fair shape. Christmas decorations have begun to go up in preparation for A Wyke Hills Christmas event from December 24th to January 1st and a concert by The band styx scheduled for the 28th

--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  05:16, 23 December 2010 (UTC)


November 29th

Wyke Hills is nearly completely overrun, but my shambling corpse-self doesn't see any hoards (yeah, I'm dead...I figured I'd take a look around before wandering eastward to get revived). I don't see more than a handful of zeds anywhere, but nearly every building has a few zeds shuffling around. It's clearly not safe, but there does seem to be time to evacuate. Mindless bastards: the Wicksted Building was one of the few indoor revive centers in Malton...those with Brain Rot who thought better of things could come here to get a revive and a complimentary shot of whiskey (that's my parting gift, at least). But, they've taken that away. *sigh* Sometimes, I think I'd enjoy splattering zombie brains more than reviving the fallen. But, after a few drinks, that feeling passes. There's nothing quite like the satisfaction of bringing someone back. But, now, I'll be plying my trade further east. -- Roberto Tomba 23:45, 29 November 2010 (BST)


October 20th

25.96 MHz: "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted maybe fifty outside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... only a few buildings damaged ... lights are on in the Craigie Building ..." --Immortal 09:43, 21 October 2010 (BST)

October 18th

Wyke is safe once again, with the majority of the local zombies (15-ish) hanging out around Buckley. Survivors, come on home! --Ahlek 23:56, 18 October 2010 (BST)


September 29th

25.96 MHz: "... over a hundred in Wyke Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... no lights on down there ... the whole suburb's wrecked ... the Needs Building is out of action ..." -- SDN 17:47, 29 September 2010 (BST)

September 22nd

Wyke is Wasted. The Militant Order of Barhah moves on. -- Grogh 00:33, 23 September 2010 (BST)

September 19th

The zombie horde has arrived. Break-ins of critical buildings have begun, and the revive queues are beginning to form. Grab those last couple of first aid kits and run east! --Jenkem 11:42, 19 September 2010 (PST)


August 29th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got maybe a dozen active ... they're just wandering around ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... Buckley Mall is operational ... the Wicksted Building is ..." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 18:06, 29 August 2010 (BST)

August 26th

Hickens towers and the pack building are over run im in reed towers just closed pack building doors and blood stains zombies moving on —The preceding unsigned comment was added by WarriorCorey (talkcontribs) 12:21, 26 August 2010 (BST).

August 3rd

25.96 MHz: "... streets are looking clear in Wyke Hills ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... Buckley Mall is operational ..."

A repeat of yesterday's report, the information is basically the same - the suburb is absolutely safe. -- Kittithaj 14:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)

August 2nd

25.96 MHz: "... streets are looking clear in Wyke Hills ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... Buckley Mall is operational ..." -- Kittithaj 14:39, 3 August 2010 (BST)


July 22nd

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got a couple of dozen active ... they're just wandering around ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Wicksted Building is operational ..." -- Kittithaj 10:48, 22 July 2010 (BST)

July 11th

Suburb virtually repaired and buildings updated by the Wulves and the D.S. R&D. The only ruined buildings are St Maimillian's Church, a few clubs and banks, and part of the mall. All but the banks and clubs are recently repaired. All four NT buildings are lit and scans indicate fewer than 30 zombies in the suburb with only one moderately sized group in the Mall.--Albert Schwan Albert Schwan  01:47, 12 July 2010 (BST)

July 7th

Needs building restored powered EHB, Haim Walk Fire Station restored @ VSB, Wooman Towers restored EHB, The Cosh Motel resorted @VSB, Warehouse 56,97 restored @ VSB++ ----Belisarius17 23:41, 7 July 2010 (BST)

July 5th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got about sixty active ... they're just wandering around ... several buildings with power ... heavy structural damage ... Buckley Mall is operational ... the Needs Building has fallen ..." -- Kittithaj 03:04, 6 July 2010 (BST)


June 24th

External Military (25.96): "... can see nearly a hundred on the streets of Wyke Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... no lights on down there ... it's a wasteland down there ... the Lodder Building is out of action ..." (Broadcasted over 18 hours ago.) 3 hours later, another report for Wyke Hills came in: "... can see about eighty on the streets of Wyke Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... no lights on down there ... it's a wasteland down there ... the Lodder Building is out of action ..." --•▬ ▬••▬ • •••• •▬ ▬•▬• ▬•▬ #nerftemplatedsigs 00:33, 25 June 2010 (BST)

June 21st

NecroWatch reported in from the Lodder Building. A recent NecroNet scan had revealed that there were 138 zombies within scanning range of the facility. Of note, there were 98 zombies at Buckley Mall, with 48 in the northeast corner, 29 in the northwest corner, 12 in the southwest corner, and 9 in the southeast corner. Also, there wer 13 zombies at Julie General Hospital and another 10 zombies at the the Knapton Building over in Buttonville, along with 3 more zombies at a junkyard. The remaining detected zombies, which wer alone or in pairs, were lightly scattered across the area. --Mobius


May 30th

25.96 MHz: "... Wyke Hills looks clear ... a lot of buildings with lights on ... infrastructure looks intact ... the Needs Building is being held ..." -- Kittithaj 00:03, 31 May 2010 (BST)

May 24th

25.96 MHz: "... streets are looking clear in Wyke Hills ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... Buckley Mall is operational ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 12:53, 24 May 2010 (BST)

May 20th

NecroWatch reported in from the Wicksted Building. A recent NecroNet scan had revealed that there were 6 zombies within scanning range of the facility. Of note, there were 4 zombies at Reed Avenue School over in Hollomstown. The other two zombies were each on their own and posed no serious threat. --Mobius

May 15th

Most of the buildings are well barricaded and lit. Only a few buildings damaged though : Nurcombe Bank (a pinata) and the Saffyn Museum (Repair cost=2APs). The Saffyn Museum has 1 zombie standing inside preventing repair. All NTs are being held by survivors and Revive Points are cleared. No more than 5 standing zombies and no more than 30 dead/revivifying bodies. Only stragglers, other than the local zombie group Annus Horribilis. --Kwunlei 05:32, 15 May 2010 (BST)


April 27th

NecroWatch reported in from the Lodder Building today. A recent NecroNet scan revealed that there were 3 zombies within scanning range of the facility. As each of the detected zombies was alone they posed no serious threat to any specific location. --Mobius 14:01, 27 April 2010 (BST)

April 8th

25.96 MHz: "... Wyke Hills looks clear ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... some survivor activity in the Needs Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 03:53, 8 April 2010 (BST)

April 3rd

25.96 MHz: "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted maybe a dozen outside ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... some survivor activity in the Craigie Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 15:40, 3 April 2010 (BST)

April 1st

25.96 MHz: "... looking quiet in Wyke Hills ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Wicksted Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 22:56, 1 April 2010 (BST)


March 14th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got thirty or so active ... mostly just small groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... only a few buildings damaged though ... Buckley Mall is operational ... the Craigie Building is down ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 03:20, 15 March 2010 (UTC) (broadcast March 14)

March 6th

Pretty significant zed attack has moved into Wyke Hills. Major resource points are largely ruined, such as Screech Lane Police Dept. and Ephrem General Hospital. Quite the step up in zombie presence from the quiet suburb Wyke Hills used to be. -- Dick Jenkins 11:30, 6 March 2010 (UTC)

March 5th

25.96 MHz: "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted about forty outside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... only a few buildings damaged though ... the Craigie Building is being held ... the ..." -- Kittithaj 21:30, 5 March 2010 (UTC)


February 6th

External Military: "... Wyke Hills looks clear ... lights are on across the suburb ... can't see a single ruined building either ... lights are on in the Needs Building ..." Laitaine 04:56, 6 February 2010 (UTC)


January 9th

Not as much zeds as before. Survivor groups are clearing it and re-cading buildings. Buckley Mall is safe, EHB and lit in each corner. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Napolian Dynamite (talkcontribs) 23:02, 9 January 2010 (UTC).

January 7th

25.96 MHz: "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted maybe seventy outside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a few buildings with lights on ... heavy structural damage ... the Craigie Building is in bad shape ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 07:26, 7 January 2010 (UTC)



December 21st

Buckley Mall and the surrounding buildings have all fallen to the murderous hands of the Militant Order of Barhah, marking the elimination of the last survivor foothold in the suburb. Witnesses report hearing piercing screams throughout the night mixed with the occasional shout of "Oh shit zombies! GTFO!" The food court is said to have adopted a menu consisting entirely of Orange Julius and Harman Surprise. The MOB group advises survivors to embrace Barhah and seek-out the nearest end-of-life counselor. -- Papa Jadkor (RRF) (MotA) (MT11) 19:00, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

Actually, the occasional shout was "Oshi Tsomby's! GTFO!" and was a marketing ploy by Oshi Tsomby Tofu Restaurants to promote their new Tofu fried oysters: GTFO was short for "Get Tofu Fried Oysters!"...--Belisarius17 21:21, 22 December 2009 (UTC)

December 20th

Eight days into the battle for Wyke Hills and the Mall has fallen. Survivors are advised that it is no longer accessable due to being ruined and caded. Wulves group advises survivors to avoid area until task force breaks down the cades from outside.--Belisarius17 17:51, 20 December 2009 (UTC)

December 19th

Winter Weather and Zed Advisory Warning: Holiday shoppers are advised to avoid the Buckley Mall as the MOB is breaking in and it is the scene of some fierce fighting as Zed BarHah zealots have run smack into last minute shopping fanatics and brawls over tickle-me Elmo dolls have escalated into gunfire and bite attacks. Several Allied groups including TAR, PLAM, Rotters Revive, The Survivors Republic and the Wulves continue to nip at the heels of the MOB machine as it churns through the Burb. Officials from the Wulves will be dimming holiday lights through out the threatened Burb as a safety measure and offering Hot Chocolate @ mobile revive clinics. The Wulves ask that shoppers not get into arguements with MOB Zealots over parking places-Our "guests" have come a long way after all-and to try to limit confrontations to inside buildings.

In a related story: rumors of a Kamakazie Clown Brigade called "The Divine Broken Wind" have surfaced. Based on the old joke: 2 cannabals were eating a clown when one turned to the other and said: "Hey, does this taste funny?"-This apparently suicidal comedic groups hopes to upset the stomachs of the MOB with bad humor and naughty thoughts...film at 11.--Belisarius17 20:23, 19 December 2009 (UTC)

December 16th

Militant Order of Barhah has officially returned - Inquisition commander bisfan has been sighted blocking the revive queue at Knight Square. Stock up on syringes and take cover. Hollomstown appears relatively safe, albeit hemmed in by red suburbs. A better fallback course might be to the northwest. Track MOB's movements here --JustAnotherConsumer, alt of Jaeger ayers 11:44, 16 December 2009 (UTC)

December 15th

25.96 MHz: "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted about sixty outside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... some minor structural damage though ... the Craigie Building is being held ... the ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 16:07, 15 December 2009 (UTC)

December 13th

Winter Weather and Zed Advisory Warning: Wulves group reports significant break in and attack at Rotters Relief clinic and Cosh Motel. Strongly advise residents to withdraw from burb during next 12 hours. Initial DNA Scans suggest MOB has turned southwest into Wyke Hills. This will lead to scattered darkness through out the burb followed by heavy ruin in resource buildings, with a chance of snow as Wyke Hills is transformed into a second "Maldengrad". This should be followed by torrential ruin of all buildings as the sky fills with snow leaving the burb to resemble post WW2 pictures of Stalingrad. Residents are advised to take cover but to avoid trailer parks and Malls as tornados, blizzards and really good zombie hoards seem to be attracted to them. Best Zed group in the game- strongly advise survivors to adopt mobile tactic and change your travel plans accordingly.--Belisarius17 18:33, 13 December 2009 (UTC)

December 11th

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NecroWatch reported in from the Lodder Building. The scan revealed 1 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. 1 zed within scan range of this facility (see scan); I guess you can party...MOB is on the way.
Necro Technician:--Dr Mycroft Chris 03:49, 11 December 2009 (UTC)

December 6th

25.96 MHz: "... can see twenty or so on the streets of Wyke Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Lodder Building has lights on ..."--Laqueefa 00:12, 7 December 2009 (UTC)


November 28th

25.96 MHz: "... streets are looking clear in Wyke Hills ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... some survivor activity in the Craigie Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 22:05, 28 November 2009 (UTC)

November 24th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got maybe a dozen active ... they're just wandering around ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Wicksted Building ..." --Ryan Rocksmith 14:46, 24 November 2009 (UTC)


October 6th

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NecroWatch reported in from the Craigie Building. The scan revealed 18 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. Building intact, small survivor presence
Necro Technician:Itsacon 18:23, 6 October 2009 (BST)

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NecroWatch reported in from the Wicksted Building. The scan revealed 16 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. Building ruined, zombies present
Necro Technician:Itsacon 18:20, 6 October 2009 (BST)

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NecroWatch reported in from the Needs Building. The scan revealed 16 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. Medium activity, building well populated. Barricades up
Necro Technician:Itsacon 18:19, 6 October 2009 (BST)

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NecroWatch reported in from the Lodder Building. The scan revealed 7 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. Quiet, building well populated and barricaded
Necro Technician:Itsacon 18:17, 6 October 2009 (BST)


September 21st

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got a couple of dozen active ... mostly just small groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Wicksted Building has power ..." -- Kittithaj 20:01, 21 September 2009 (BST)

September 20th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got thirty or so active ... they're just wandering around ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... Buckley Mall is operational ..." --Rat of Steel 16:26, 20 September 2009 (BST)

Based on recent External Military data, the danger level of Wyke Heights has been downgraded from Very Dangerous to Safe. --Rat of Steel 16:26, 20 September 2009 (BST)


August 11th

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got thirty or so active ... mostly just small groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... Buckley Mall is operational ..." -- Kittithaj 22:34, 11 August 2009 (BST)


July 6th

MoB have finished with Wyke Hills and headed north to West Grayside. --JustAnotherConsumer, alt of Jaeger ayers 04:16, 7 July 2009 (BST)

July 1st

The Militant Order of Barhah rolled into town last night, crushing Screech Lane Police Department after assaulting Buckley Mall. Members of MoB's recon detachment, the Bra!nz Liberation Front, have been sighted as far north as The Huddy Museum, while the main force pillages southern Wyke Hills. --JustAnotherConsumer, alt of Jaeger ayers 16:33, 1 July 2009 (BST)


June 15th

25.96 MHz: "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted maybe seventy outside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... the Craigie Building is being held ..." --Smooth Pancakes 21:25, 15 June 2009 (BST)


May 31st

25.96 MHz: "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got maybe fifty active ... mostly just small groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... only a few buildings damaged though ... Buckley Mall is operational ... the Wicksted Building is down ..." --Rat of Steel 05:05, 31 May 2009 (BST)

Based on recent External Military data, the danger level of Wyke Hills has been upgraded from Safe to Moderately Dangerous. --Rat of Steel 05:08, 31 May 2009 (BST)

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NecroWatch reported in from the Lodder Building. The scan revealed 64 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. 13 zombies are at the Needs building. The rest are scattered around alone and in groups ranging from 4 to 11. please keep in mind that the scanning range of the Lodder Building is smaller than that of most NecroTechs.
Necro Technician:--Uberursa 16:24, 31 May 2009 (BST)

May 29th

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NecroWatch reported in from the Needs Building. The scan revealed 43 zombies within the scanning range of the facility. South Wyke Hills is crawling with zombies, but in concentrations of no larger than six. Survivors are advised to stay indoors.
Necro Technician:--Uberursa 23:25, 29 May 2009 (BST)

April 2009

April 10th

Wyke Hills appears fully rebuilt and lacks only a few generators. Only a handful of zombies on the streets with survivors sleeping outside. Status updated to safe.--Scoopnog 07:07, 11 April 2009 (BST)


March 22nd

Ive been walking around Wyke hill, dont think u will be able to get this place into human hands the mall is taken over most resause buildings gone if i can get a NT building working ill do a scan but i think there is about 50 or so in wyke hills ur gonna need a massive clean up to over take it though. March 22 (UTC) KEEGEO369

A translation of the above:
I have been scouting Wyke Hills. I do not think we will be able to bring this area back under survivor control. The mall has been taken by the undead and most resource buildings are out of commission. If I can repair a NecroTech facility to operational condition, I will scan the area. I believe there are approximately fifty zombies in Wyke Hills, so we will need to organize a massive clean up to annex Wyke Hills for the living.--Bishop Vagancia I 00:55, 22 March 2009 (UTC)

March 2nd

NecroWatch reported from The Craigie Building, The Wicksted Building, and The Needs Building today. Scans taken revealed a total of 5 zombies within scanning range of the three facilities. They seem to pose no threat to survivor activities. ~ extropymine Talk | NW | 4Corners 21:27, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

March 1st

After weeks with no sightings Head Hunters, Rotter's Relief, Tactical Area Rescue, St D's Bar & Grill, The Zurds and Buckley Mall Security have been removed from the suburb.--Lois talk 10MFH 02:31, 1 March 2009 (UTC)

Replaced Rotter's Relief on page as they are active.--Lois talk 10MFH 13:55, 20 March 2009 (UTC)

NecroWatch reported from the Lodder Building today. A scan showed no zombies within scanning range. ~ extropymine Talk | NW | 4Corners 01:09, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

February 2009

February 20th

NecroWatch reported in from the Craigie, Lodder, Needs, and Wicksted Buildings. Recent scans had revealed that there were currently a terrifying... 3... zombies within scanning range of all four facilities. Three? I mean, seriously... THREE?!? Let's count them. There was 1 zombie at a cemetery to the north, another zombie at a junkyard across the border in Buttonville, and lastly a zombie at Ambrose Bank over in West Grayside. Survivors in the area may as well rleax, kick back, drink a cold one, and wonder whatever happened to all those zombies they used to hear so much about. --Mobius 17:30, 21 February 2009 (UTC)


January 28th

The Mall Security Alliance has taken root in the area and is now going on a recruiting drive starting up Buckley Mall Security, a member of the MSA which includes Ackland, Tompson, and Pole Mall Security. recruitment is slow and Pking seems to be keeping them hampered. the mall is barricaded and all quads are lit. Nuerotoxic2213



December 21st

External Military 25.96 MHz: "... looking quiet in Wyke Hills ... lights are on across the suburb ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Lodder Building has lights on ..." --xoxo 12:57, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

December 3rd

External Military: "... can see around a hundred and fifty on the streets of Wyke Hills ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... only one building with lights on ... most of the buildings are ruined ... the Lodder Building has fallen ..."--Scott Timewell 00:04, 3 December 2008 (UTC)


November 17th

TRP overview:

  • Bluckley Mall-EHB,75+ survivors in
  • Hospitals(2):
  • Julle GH[50,97]-VSB,powered
  • Ephrem GH[58,93]-VSB,powered
  • NTB(3):
  • Lodder Building[53,98]-EHB,powered
  • Wicksted Building[58,96]-Rotter's Relief Brain Rot Clinic,no barricades,unpowered,6survivors,17zombies inside,all 6 survivors were wounded,suspect an attack!
  • Craigie Building[52,93]-EHB,powered,6 dead bodies infront
  • PD(2):
  • Screech Lane PD[53,97]-EHB,powerd,43survivors in
  • Cocayne Grove PD[52,91]-no barricades,lights off,33survivors,1zombie inside
  • FS(1):
  • Haim WAlk FS[55,97]-VHB,powered
  • Auto Repair shops(3):
  • Shepherd ARS[58,95]-EHB,powered
  • Marston ARS[58,91]-HB,lights off
  • Ackland ARS[51,94]-EHB,lights off
  • Factories(2):
  • factory[56,98]-EHB,powered
  • factory[55,92]-EHB,powered
  • other locations:
  • Hitchens towers[55,93]-no barricades,6survivors,1zombie inside
  • warehouse[56,93]-EHB,lights off
  • Craddock Road(RP)[51,93]-no activity seen
  • Botting towers[53,91]-QSB,lights on,4 zombies infront of,break-in action suspect!
  • st Dionysius church[51,98]-EHB,lights on
  • st Emelias chr[52,98]-VSB,lights on
  • Cheesman bank[54,98]-EHB lights on
  • warehouse[56,97]-EHB,lights on
  • Wooman tower[5596]-VSB,lights on
  • Cosh Motel[57,96]-EHB,lights on
  • Cowie library[57,94]-EHB,lights on
  • Lamport Drive railway station[53,90]-VSB,lights off. --Eyesburn 18:45, 17 November 2008

November 14th

Multiple buildings breached and ruined in the NE with several zombies in the area. Updating suburb status to ModerateDanger. --ZaqWer 15:56, 14 November 2008 (UTC)

November 13th

Ephrem General Hospital currently inhabits a bunch of zombies. This is the biggest break in for quite a while. Travel through Wyke Hills with caution.Petrelli- 12:55 (GMT), 13 November 2008

November 8th

Small groups of zombies wandering the area. No large horde seen. All buildings encountered too heavily barricaded to enter, including both police stations. Beware of being trapped here on the streets. <Zithras, 8 November 2008>

November 5th

warning zeds moving up from the south the wicksted building is under serious attack. Any survivors that are in wyke hills hunker down and keep your shotty tight, we are going to be in for quite a fight. --Barney Hellfax 01:46, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

November 3rd

There were 2 zombies in Ephrem General Hospital. In area few blocks north to south-east West Grayside spoted zombies 6+. Area from cementary(RP)(54,97) to Juile General Hospital(40 survivors)is clean. -- Eyesburn 00:25, 3 November 2008


October 2nd

At least 6 survivors on the streets. No zombies were seen. 11 of the 14 Tactical Resource Points are powered, including the eastern half of Buckley Mall. 2 NecroTechs and a factory are not. Much of the general suburb is powered. Safe. --Funt Solo QT Scotland flag.JPG 17:00, 2 October 2008 (BST)


September 6th

Areas seem to be clear and zed populace is down to a normal. suggest suburb map be changed to Safe. --Sharline Jade 09:56, 6 September 2008 (BST)


August 24th

Wyke Hills residents are waking up today to a new panorama in their southwestern. It seems that MOB has continued on it's rampage, ruining Julie General Hospital, St Dionysius's Church, Screech Lane Police Department, the Lodder Building NT, Club Golding, and Club Morris. Further attacks are expected in the area.--FLZombie 04:22, 24 August 2008 (BST)

August 23rd

Southwestern area in chaos. The undead are swarming in and the resistance is failing. Very dangerous place to be right now. The ghouls are swelling in numbers as they invade. (Unsigned post by User:LordMahan 16:14, 23 August 2008 --WanYao 21:40, 23 August 2008 (BST))

They're not ghouls, they're zombies. MOB zombies, to be exact. Be afraid. -- Grogh 03:50, 24 August 2008 (BST)
Suggesting Wyke Hills status be changed to Moderate in danger.

August 22nd

The Southwestern part of Wyke Hills has been almost completely overrun by zeds. Efforts are now being made to reclaim it.

August 21st

Buckley Mall has been sized by Militant Order of Barhah stay away from south western part of Wyke Hills for your own safety.

August 13th

Just like to point out that there have been broadcasts going around claiming the following: "No weeaboos allowed in Wyke Hills, by order of T.A.R." This is not from the Group Tactical Area Rescue and these broadcasts are not from any of it's members. if anyone witnesses one of these broadcasts please leave a message on the Tactical Area Rescue talk page with the users profile link. Also Wyke is still pk'er & Gk'er heavy, likely due to many Pro survivor groups inactivity in the area.--Sharline Jade 22:25, 13 August 2008 (BST)

Also T.A.R would like to kindly remind people that Knight Square is an active Revive point, not a farming point.

August 1st

Just been through the suburb, no zeds, but saw someone being Pked at Julie General Hospital (the one near the mall.) So, Pkers active, no zeds. Linkthewindow 10:14, 1 August 2008 (BST)


July 29th

After recent requests solicited no response, the following group links have been removed from the suburb.

If any of these groups are still active, please add them again. --RosslessnessWant a Location Image? 10:18, 29 July 2008 (BST)

July 22nd

External Military: "... looking quiet in Wyke Hills ... lights are on across the suburb ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Lodder Building has lights on ..." Laitaine 18:36, 22 July 2008 (BST)

July 15th

External Military: "... Wyke Hills looks clear ... lights are on across the suburb ... can't see a single ruined building either ... lights are on in the Needs Building ..." Laitaine 19:33, 15 July 2008 (BST)


June 29th

25.96 MHz: "... streets are looking clear in Wyke Hills ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... can't see a single ruined building either ... Buckley Mall is operational ..." Laitaine 17:42, 29 June 2008 (BST)

June 15th

NecroNet scans show no activity, and a quick walk around confirms. Taking into account the status of nearby areas, would recommend upgrading status to safe. --Lonewolf 17:15, 25 June 2008 (BST)

June 16th

Tactical Area Rescue would like to remind the residence of Wyke Hills and it's visitors that Knight Square [55,95] is a revive point please do NOT kill zeds standing there unless they have brain rot. --Sharline Jade 20:47, 16 June 2008 (BST)

June 8th

The suburb for the most part is under control. Most buildings are powered and caded, and all revive points are empty. I noticed that Cockayne Grove Police Dept (52, 91) was empty and unpowered, and Botting Towers (53, 91) was ransacked with two zombies inside. Reed Towers (54, 92), Sharpe Library (54, 93) & a warehouse (51, 96) were all underbarricaded according to the barricade plan. These are only the buildings I've visited today, but I've noticed that most of the suburb does not follow the barricade plan and survivors generally do not barricade, or if they do, they over barricade and seem to be unaware that a barricade plan exists. Who's in charge here? Someone needs to work on updating the plan, and informing the suburb inhabitants through a suburb wide graffiti campaign. If anyone wants to work on this, I'm willing to help. --BrainsTasty 06:03, 8 June 2008 (BST)


May 21st

Most of the buildings are barricaded and powered. There are almost no zeds in the street. This burb is green, not red. -- William Told 23:57, 21 May 2008 (EST)

May 2nd

Ephrem Hospital breached in the early morning hours as barricades fell and zeds poured inside. Section 13 had been supplementing the local survivors, but in the end, the zeds cracked the place like a pinata and snatched up all the delicious survivors they could find.--Tomas Durnin 05:37, 2 May 2008 (EDT)

Members of Section 13 are re-grouping at the announced fallback location. All those from Ephrem Hospital who requested revives should shamble over. First come first revived until we are out of needles. Rocky Ford 14:49, 2 May 2008 (BST)

May 1st

Things are currently looking bad for the mall as well as the rest of the suburb, however the revive point [51,99] is fully functional and manned so don't give up hope. All is not lost!.

Highest count outside the mall is a horde at the southwest corner. I count 97, all of which are active and hostile. Inside is a whole different ball game with a zed horde (and biggest group) of 132 in the NW corner.

Survivors are still battling it out for the mall with even odds. Go Humans!. --Wildfire 00:37, 1 May 2008 (BST)

The mall is a lost cause now. 300+ zeds inside, with only 75 survivors remaining. --Beastershire 01:00, 1 May 2008 (BST)

External Military "... reporting from Wyke Hills, I've got around three hundred active ... a few big groups, but they're spread out ... a lot of lights on, though, there are still people down there ... serious collateral damage though ... lights are on in the Wicksted ..." --WanYao 02:47, 1 May 2008 (BST)

HRAH HRAH BRA!NZ were had, Buckley mall has been completely emptied of delicious harman meatbags.--Jones Joneson 04:11, 1 May 2008 (BST)

As if having the Dead and the RRF in Wyke Hills were not enought, now the Militant Order of Barhah has arrived as well. The Needs Building NT and the Wicksted Building NT have been trashed. Survivors should strongly consider evacuation at this time.--FLZombie 04:46, 1 May 2008 (BST)

Don't forget the Undeadites are here too.--Roy Miller 07:05, 1 May 2008 (BST)


April 30th

have not been outside to check yet, but radio reports sound like horde of zeds is moving into Wyke Hills and taking over. Someone may need to check danger levels might be heading up to orange/red..... check area using binoculars am by buckley mall there are 134 zeds in the vicinity of the mall (my south) 75 to the north of me, this does not sound like a yellow zone to me!! --Kathleen8 01:01, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Let me confirm it for you then. Zeds are already breaching the mall. I be tinkin it's time to get out now. While you can. -- BlackReaper 02:10, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Indeed Zeds have breached the mall in the SW corner. Approximately 50 Zeds inside. Lots of survivors though so if we make our stand we may be able to repel them. Guns of Eld is here for the duration. Stand and fight don't run away and we may live to tell the tale. -- Kleenur (Guns of Eld) 10:10,30 April 2008 (CST)

At least 150 Zed outside of Buckley, unknown inside. St. Emilia's and St. Dionysus are holding strong. --Haliwali 17:26, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Over 150 inside and more than 100+ waiting outside. This fight is over, survivors at work/school will return to be zombie later. Time to enjoy my new zombie body . --BigKab 18:44, 30 April 2008 (BST)

Just took a look at Buckley to see if the mall had actually fallen as quickly as I heard it had. It's true. What was once filled with four to five hundred survivors now has all but the NE corner ruined. The remaining corner has 103 survivors and 82 zeds (at my count) with over 250 zeds in the other three corners. I'd recommend any survivors that have lived through this to quickly leave the area. --Irioth 00:30, 1 May 2008 (BST)

April 29th

Wow, havent posted here for some time. Anyhow, battle for relatively insignificant building named Ryles in north-west Wyke Hills begun, as a small group of 'zeds bust in, past the barricades. Survivors attempted to repel them, but it looks pretty grim to be quite honest. Considering that this is a non-resource building, I imagine the rest of Wyke is pretty much fuc... -Sherwin Matthews

April 28th

The Craigie Building is overrun, as are Cockayne Grove PD and a number of other secondary resource points in north Wyke Hills. Revive queues are up to 20+ at both southern cemeteries, and it sounds like they're only going to get longer.

Gather ye in the south, survivors, lest ye become harman hambargahz.--Kyle April 28th, 2008

April 27th

EXTERNAL MILITARY REPORT: Flying over Wyke Hills, at a glance you can see the District is definately under the contol of survivors. Buckley mall is secure and there are more survivors on the streets than Zombies. Revive points are relitively clear but for how long?--Unknown

Wykes Hill-A patch of green in a sea of red, yellow, and orange. The only safe area left. All survivors (around 20) from Williamsville along with any from Lockettside (Unknown Amount) need to help defend Wyke Hills. I can guarentee the zombies will be heading there next, and that is the most important suburb in the entire city to keep.--User:John Kingston 01:48 (BST) April 27, 2008

April 26th

Cockayne police station in NE corner, under heavy attack 34 Zeds in vicinity, check area made need to upgrade to moderate......--Kathleen8 07:58, 26 April 2008 (BST)

April 25th

The mall hasn't fallen, it's defended by hundreds of survivors. --Nom de Plume 19:53, 25 April 2008 (BST)

Good to hear, but chould someone said the mall had 80 or so zeds inside on my radio, was that a lie? If any one knows, please tell me on my talk page.--Jamie Cantwel3 Talk TTC 21:28, 25 April 2008 (BST)

April 25th

Hi, that update is 5 days old new there is a large zed group from the north heading down south and will likely move on Wyke Hills. I am not changing the safe level thing because I think someone from a group in the burb should take a look at the place and change it from safe to something else. My safehouse, if you can call it that these day broken into and I barley got out in time. I don't call that safe...and I think the mall has fallen I heard on my radio that they had like 80 or so zeds inside and then that's all I heard.--Jamie Cantwel3 Talk TTC 07:59, 25 April 2008 (BST)

April 20th

Scan from Lodder Buidling NT reveals only 1 standing zombie. Private Damage 17:24, 20 April 2008 (BST)

April 18th

Fought and killed a lone zombie outside of The Needs building. Hid inside the building alone afterward. It is strongly barricaded and there are about fifteen other people here. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Xtalcase (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

April 11th

NE area of the suburb is crawling with small groups of zombies, particularly around Ephram General Hospital. Reports suggest a large group of zeds (50+?) maybe coming from West Grayside. --tomas durnin April 11th, 2008 23:20 pm (EDT)

April 6th

Did a quick run around, noticed that almost every single building I saw was at EHB. I suggest that at least some buildings lower their barricades to VSB while the area seems safer. When more zombies arrive, increase back up. But for now, it is difficult from someone with few action points or without free running to get to safety. --Zaiphyr April 6th, 2008 13:15 pm (GMT)

April 5th

Area secure, only a flew stragler zombies left. Should be made a green zone again. However this may change as Hordes from Hollomstown are heading for he suburb. Survivors head to the mall or flee. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Alex1guy (talkcontribs) at an unknown time.

April 1st

Generators are being installed in some of the buildings, few zombies still lurching around --White Fire 19 17:42, 01 April 2008 (GMT)


March 21st

suburb coming back, still over 1/2 ruined --TerminalFailure 13:18, 21 March 2008 (UTC)

March 19th

Buckley Mall is ruined and is being held by three zombies. Two are severly injured. --Renee Zellweger 15:28, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

March 17th

Burb ruined, not a powered/caded building in sight. The dead are clustering into hordes in the RP's. Love them or hate them, the Dead did get the job done well. TerminalFailure 22:53, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

March 12th

Zombies attacked the Haim Walk Fire House and surrounding buildings. Alot of them are ruined. The Needs Building also is destroyed. I know there are a few zombies wanting revived. If anyone does come....do so with care there are zombies everywhere. I am in the fire station with hopes of revival, along with my pal Shaun DF. o b one

March 11th

Buckley Mall is done for. Every corner is in ruin, and over two hundred zombies walk within its broken halls. The last words of fallen mall citizens line the walls, urging retreat in less then optimistic tones. The zombies completely and utterly dominate it. David Hulford 03:22, 11 March 2008 (UTC)

March 10th

Buckley Mall has been breached. 49 zombies and rising in the SE corner with hardly any survivors left there to resist. Frelghra 15:40, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Reports have come in of at least 50+ zombies outside the southeast corner of the Buckley Mall. Surivors are maintaining the barricades for now. Merc Hunter 04:47, 10 March 2008 [UTC]

Radio Chatter from Buckley Mall, "Braiiinzz.... BRAINZ!" ....static Sir Thor 23:55, 10March 2008 [EST]

March 9th

The Craigie Building is ruined.Scott Timewell 04:24, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

Update: So is Ackland Auto Repair. I hope everyone has fuel. Scott Timewell 00:23, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Ditto for Marston Auto repair. Small groups of zeds active in the area. Holtzfeller 5:50, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

March 8th

Scouting has found that the Needs Building is in ruins.--Agent Sandman 02:29, 9 March 2008 (UTC)

March 1st

The VZW sponsored the ninth leg of the First VZW Zedapalooza Concert Tour at Club Morris. Concert goers were treated to Captain Clatter's Rum drinks compliments of the Upstairs Brewing Company from the Clatworthy Arms and Lowther Leaf Cigars straight from the Lowther Building. The venue has been held over for several days so don't miss out! Come get your own Zedapalooza VIP Pass! --Shazzelim 14:56, 2 March 2008 (UTC)


February 10th

Things are still quiet in Wyke Hills with the exception of some PKer's --Dr rolf 05:20, 10 February 2008 (UTC)


January 31st

NecroWatch reported from the Craigie, Needs, Wicksted, and Lodder Buildings revealing that there were 6 zombies within scanning range of all four facilities. The zombies were scattered, and except for the 2 zombies located at the Needs facility itself, none of the zombies appeared to be a threat whatsoever to any survivor safehouses within the suburb. Wyke Hills appears to be a very sleepy suburb indeed. --Mobius187 02:34, 1 February 2008 (UTC)

January 20th

Map scan showed four zombies spread out across the area. I would say all buildings are following the barricade plan. Putting up to green. ChiaPet

Got a few zombies inside Buckley mall. could use help getting mall back up. -FATTYwilll

Mall is back up, all zombies out, and power restored. --FATTYwilll [edit]



December 21st

from the 22nd to the 2nd of Jan Witt arms is going to be used to hold a holiday party, for more information head here: Witt Arms holiday party

Also The knight square revive point keeps having a slight headshot problem. please remember passerbyers that it is a revive point and those zeds just want a friendly needle in the neck please don't shoot them.--Sharline Jade 02:23, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

I know this isn't my suburb but I think it would be usfull to have a baricade plan on this page since must others do to show what is VSB and EHB (see the Uniform Barricading Policy) thanks -- Feon Kensai 20:17, 21 December 2007 (GTM)

well there WAS one up but somebody removed it and there was no other available copy. there should be one on our forms somewhere we'll look for it.--Sharline Jade 20:29, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

December 2nd

The suburb is feeling the aftermath of the big bash, for zombies evrywhere, it was one hell of a party--Worthog117 18:10, 2 December 2007 (UTC)


November 29th

The entire suburb is ruined except for the junkyards which can't be ruined anyway. The man 23:36, 28 November 2007 (UTC) in other words, thank you for your brains. --Aldaris 06:46, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

November 27th

Buckley Mall has fallen, the eastern two sections ruined and occupied by Zombies. The strike came so quickly that still a significant number of survivors are located in the western two sections, but with the high number of zombies around and inside the mall, their and the mall's fate is sealed. CharonX 20:26, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

The mall is now entirely in ruins, with no living being in sight. CharonX 10:59, 28 November 2007 (UTC)

November 26th

The state of emergency is realised, julie general hospital survived about 10 hours of attackers hopefully some still survive with 109 zombies around julie general and 95 of those in the northeast mall sector we would recommend that survivors of julie general and other residents vacate to east grayside the area is listed green for now and is the nearest safe zone although it's surrounded by reds and oranges we still think for now it's the only option. Brave defenders of Wyke Hills we will return here when things calm down again until then we should evacuate due to the severe amount of zombies wondering around picking people off. Axel 666.

DON'T PANIC, it is only The Second Big Bash. Everyone should fallback to the Mall or Tebbett NT. We shall fight.--Viktor Suvorov 16:24, 26 November 2007 (UTC)
External Military around 3:00 GMT "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted well over two hundred outside ... a horde of over a hundred outside Buckley Mall] ... a few buildings with lights on ... most of the buildings are ruined ... the Craigie Building is down ..."   --cuio (talk) (NW) 18:36, 27 November 2007 (UTC)

November 22nd

Brains, anyone? --Yao 16:14, 22 November 2007 (GMT)

The Second Big Bash has arrived, and is slowly but meticulously destroying all life in Wyke Hills, in preparation for their umpteenth mall siege. --Jac Z 20:06, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

November 20th

some overspill / wandered off zombies like myself, but i think we're just in the north bit. --Aldaris 17:55, 20 November 2007 (UTC)

November 18th

Not a lot of zombies now. Only zombies that I see now are ones waiting for revives at RPs. Many buildings powered. Should probaly be changed to green. Waterspark2 09:54 EST


October 17th

Headshotting of zombies waiting for revives is incredibly widespread despite them being no apparent threat.

It's incredibly bad at the Knights Square RP right now. Been killed waiting for revives two times now in 24 hours, only stood up twice so lets see if I can get three before the 24 is up. Let alone the guy who posted the big rant before which you edited out. It's almost faster getting revives in red burbs because at least guys are too busy cading to be idiots. Like how long would you think it would take in a green burb, in a tagged RP street, revive tool request and beside a LIT NT. Needlesareus 20:03 EST.


September 27th

Zombie activity in the north. Ephrem General Hospital(58, 93), ruined and zeds are moving to Lewance Library requesting help.--Bio Shock 23:26, 27 September 2007 (BST)

September 25th

Us Survivors finally took the goddamned Lodder and Buckley back, almost lost it TWICE IN 3 HOURS!!! We are fine now, but this can go sour quick.--- Dahrklord 2:21, Sep 25 2007

September 22nd

External Military Report ... looking quiet in Wyke Hills ... lights are on across the suburb ... infrastructure looks intact too ... lights are on in the Wicksted Building ... --Koli T 07:21, 23 September 2007 (BST)

September 20th

Just wanted to say the situation doesnt sound to good so if your safehouse gets ovverrun come to cockayne grove police department almost no breakins we mostly keep it at vsb but if someone overcade use the junkyard to the north to enter.--(user:marine man 5:16pm Est 20 sept)

September 18th

The Lodder NT, St. Emelia's, the eastern half of Buckley Mall... all ruined. Bodies were piled outside Lodder by the dozens (including my own) when I woke up. The cemetery is full of shambling Mrh-cows, and more bodies. Rotters clog the queue, though that's not exactly accurate as there really is no queue at this point, just a shuffling mob. --Capt Courageous 12:39 18 Sept, 2007 (EST)

September 17th

Do the people Wyke Hills reject the Sacred Ground Policy? No cemeteries are listed as Revive points and it seems that staying at one is suicidal. I was under the understanding that the Sacred Ground Policy was more or less universally accepted.

September 16th

There are zombies in Buckley Mall. Two parts of the mall are already occupied.

Three corners of Buckley are now ruined and the fourth is almost down. Zombie numbers approaching 100. --  TheFireChief  17:09, 16 September 2007 (BST)
External Military Report: "... leaving Wyke Hills, counted a couple of dozen outside ... mostly just stragglers, no organised groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... infrastructure looks intact too ... the Craigie Building is being held ... Buckley ..." -- TheQ 18:36, 16 September 2007 (BST)
So EMR is wrong? The first time... -- TheQ 18:36, 16 September 2007 (BST)
Well, it does mention Buckley, but then cuts off. Maybe the message was too long to broadcast, though that doesn't explain a "couple of dozen" zeds... --  TheFireChief  19:17, 16 September 2007 (BST)

September 14th

Thanks to ignorant newbies and people who really should know better, the cemetery at [51,99] is more of a zombie shooting gallery than a revive point. It's called the Sacred Ground Policy, people - look it up. 4:11, 14 September 2007 (GMT)

please remember to keep this article neutral The man 21:49, 15 September 2007 (BST)

September 11th

If the Zambah hordes continue on their current path (no, this isnt someone saying they've got inside info, this is common sense saying they MIGHT) then Wyke Hills will be next. Just a friendly suggestion here to prepare yourselves for the hordes. (makes for more fun when we get to make a stand against the hordes. and more fun for them fighting us. fun all around!) 02:26, 12 September 2007 (BST)

September 9th

External Military Report: "... can see twenty or so on the streets of Wyke Hills ... all stragglers, no groups ... a lot of lights on, looks the area's been reclaimed ... can't see a single ruined building either ... the Lodder Building has lights on ..." -- TheQ 18:34, 9 September 2007 (BST)

September 5th

The RRF has been spotted attacking Lodder NT for the past few days. All Wyke Hills residents are urged not to sleep in resource buildings. Radios and transmitters should be tuned to 26.84 for information on breaches as they occur. LCpl Hicks 19:07, 6 September 2007 (BST)


August 31st

"also see: why falling back to W. Grayside might not work"... relax, grayside is a fortress, we;re beating the zeds by the dozens, body count is at least 300 by now, seeing that there were 107 bodies in one sector, that makes 300 dead zeds..... Pole mall is impenetrable with the defenses all in place. -- EchelonThree 13:37, 31 August 2007 (BST)

An impenetrable mall- that's what they said about Giddings and Caiger. I suggest you look at the iWitness reports people made and have posted on the West Grayside page. Ponda Baba 20:17, 31 August 2007 (BST)
I have looked at the reports, and although there have been incursions of over 30 zeds at times, the horde was repelled. I'll alos be sending in IW reports of my own, and at the moment there's only 1 zed in the mall, because of a PKer.... The horde outside is a small crowd of only 24 zeds, and the survivors outnumber them by about 10 to 1. -- EchelonThree 05:34, 2 September 2007 (BST)

August 30th

"small, highly coordinated strike team" appears to be more of one heck of a mob that just hit Buckley, they took one sector, originally the news was that LUE had hit, but it's RRF (Why the RIDLEYBANK Resistance Front is in wyke hills is beyond me), I think we should fall back to W. Grayside and prep for a counterattack. -- EchelonThree 13:08, 30 August 2007 (BST)

Yep, a small, highly-coordinated strike team that rapidly included all ferals within groan range, as well as any zed in a two block radius looking for easy XP who could read the wiki and wasn't already attacking Pole Mall (also see: why falling back to W. Grayside might not work). Eye witness reports are that the mall has been un-ruined, but that it probably won't last long with only a few defenders in the weak corner. --evilbob 13:59, 30 August 2007 (BST)
(Why the RIDLEYBANK Resistance Front is in wyke hills is beyond me) - For the custom Gremlin giveaway and the iPhones of course! Plus, Nichols does not have a working Orange Julius. --DonTickles 17:10, 30 August 2007 (BST)

August 29th

I dont know what the hell came through here.... apparently power to all major installations is down. NT facilities have been ransacked, and there's no signal from buckley. - EchelonThree 13:54, 29 August 2007 (BST)

"What the hell came through" is a small, highly coordinated strike team of the RRF (see Aug 27 post). However, since - like many zombies - they seem to be more interested in conquering territory than holding it (at least, for the moment), the good news is that several buildings are already back online. Advice to the locals: move out of the way. --evilbob 16:38, 29 August 2007 (BST)
Update: A small number of zombies (around a dozen) have broken into the SE corner of Buckley Mall. --evilbob 20:35, 29 August 2007 (BST)
That would be the RRFs Group 0, AU10 and MCC. They want some iPhones and the sleek custom AMC Gremlin that is being given away. --Braggledorth 23:54, 29 August 2007 (BST)

August 27th

Ephrem General Hospital has fallen to the RRF's AU10. --DonTickles 18:44, 27 August 2007 (BST)


July 29th

Wyke Hills appears to be well fortified these days. Survivors can be seen coming in and out of the mall armed with guns and ammunition. It appears that any zombie group that decides to venture into WH will encounter superior survivor resistence. User:Bohill07/sig 19:48, 29 July 2007 (BST)

July 24th

The Militant Order of Barhah has finally been driven out of Wyke Hills. However, the MOB has begun an intense assault on neighboring Buttonville. Injured Buttonville residents are slowly trickling into Wyke Hills for refuge. There are rumors that the Wyke Hills Defense Force is planning an all out assault on the MOB in Buttonville in the near future. --User:Captain Batlia/sig 21:40, 24 July 2007 (BST)

We weren't "driven out". We left because we'd killed everyone. There was no food left.--Jorm 07:20, 25 July 2007 (BST)
What, are afraid to admit defeat?--Tosca 02:05, 30 July 2007 (BST)
I don't know. Are you? Dude, we ate your mall - killed everyone in it and camped out inside of it for a week. Then we killed everyone in your suburb. Then we went next door and did the same thing. If that's "being driven out", then sure. "We were driven out."--Jorm 03:08, 30 July 2007 (BST)

July 18th

Screech PD has fallen. Some of the surrounding buildings have also been breached by zombies. The Militant Order of Barhah are quickly killing everything in the suburb, now is a very good time to panic.--Karekmaps?! 14:05, 19 July 2007 (BST)

July 17th

Some of the marauding zombies are laying siege to the Screech Police Station. At one point the barriers were breached and survivors were being dragged out and eaten alive. We need reinforcements to drive this horde back.

Foolish mortal, you have been chosen for Barhahptization by the Militant Order of Barhah. We have finished eating all the Orange Julius in your mall and now are coming for you and the rest of your breathing kind within Wyke Hills.--Jorm 03:57, 18 July 2007 (BST)

July 14th

Buckley now has 3 corners under zombie control. Run for your lives and have directions to your nearest revive point, because the Militant Order of Barhah owns this mall. --Beauxdeigh 20:02, 14 July 2007 (BST)

July 12th

MAHB RANZAAGH!!!! (in human language, The Militant Order of Barhah has ransacked Buckley Mall. All remaining survivors reside in peril.) -- Grogh 05:07, 12 July 2007 (BST)

July 3rd

Hitchens Towers remains offline as a small but vicious zombie mob continues its assault of the area. The surrounding buildings should be considered unsafe for sleeping - a statement with which the infected survivors dragged outside will agree. --Keith Drudgely 12:04, 3 July 2007 (BST)


June 30th

Haim Walk now meets the barricade plan specs, Screech Lane nearly so. Should be at spec by tomorrow. Sushiknight 12:28, 30 June 2007 (BST)

June 28th

Screech Lane Police Dept and Haim Walk Fire Station are both barricaded above VSB, without any Zeds around. I'll work on lowering the barricades asap with my survivor in Wyke Hills, once my AP have recharged. Sushiknight 19:32, 28 June 2007 (BST)

June 14th

Buckley Mall has been infiltrated by a number of organised PKers including members of the PK group Red Rum. I personally saw one attack and was then killed myself before I could respond. Survivors should be on their guard and ANY incidences of Player Killing should be reported on the Brainstock forum in order for bounties to be assigned to the perpetrators. Danny Finn 12:10, 14/06/07 (GMT)

June 12th

Drama Club staged a performance of "Army of Darkness" at Buckley Mall in the NE corner as part of their Border Tour of Malton. The group plans to travel clockwise around the border suburbs of Malton with one show in each suburb. Today they performed for the 49 survivors here as part of this tour. See their group page for performing groups and schedules.

June 7th

It appears that the pk group Red Rum has infiltrated Wyke and has begun masquerading around as members of Tactical Area Rescue and attacking T.A.R. members. Contrary to what they say, the area is not under martial law, and T.A.R. is not a pk group. --Somerandomdude 20:53, 7 June 2007 (AZ)


April 25th

Any survivors in an over barricaded resource building are requested to please lower the barricades to VS2. According to the old Wyke Hills 'cade plan, ALL resource buildings are designated entry points. This is to ensure availability of resources to all. You shouldn't be sleeping in them anyway unless you like waking up with a hunger for bra!nz. --Keith Drudgely 09:28, 25 April 2007 (BST)

April 21st

The Wicksted Building needs better security. Some zombies have been dragging people out of the building which is intended to be an open clinic for brain rots.

April 18th

Where exactly are the VS buildings? I am looking all over and would like to get into a police station or hospital at the very least.

unfortunately the paranoid suburb runners seem to have no regard for the set barricade plan, we are trying to get some set up and steady again but last time I checked there should be one in the warehouse next to Hitchens tower
so no open police stations or hospitals?

April 13th

Knight square is currently the fastest revive point around at the moment. if your looking for a revive you can get a fast one there.

April 9th

A new operation has started and with any luck it will be useful in the restoration of Wyke. with the loss of some groups and the devastating loss of the living in Wyke, hopefully this mission will let the living live a little better

April 7th

Buckley Mall is now in the claws of Mall Tour '07. Around 100 zombies are currently milling around inside, lamenting the lack of available bra!nz. Unfortunately, earlier raids by the RRF already weakened any chance of an adequate defense. Survivors should consider their safehouses very carefully over the next few days, as the Tour will inevitably spread out, seeking other targets in the suburb. --Keith Drudgely 22:58, 7 April 2007 (BST)

April 6th

The situation has boiled down to only 29 zeds in the NW corner of Buckley, which is technically in Hollomstown, but is still of concern. However, there are at least 40 survivors in each corner. We should be able to purge Wyke of the zed menace before the end of the month. Remember to get back to your safe house after your "Easter Egg Hunt" with all the goodies you get. --Somerandomdude 08:18, 6 April 2007 (UTC)


March 26th

There are approximately 50-75 zombies in the mall area, including zombified survivors. This is a call to all inhabitants of Wyke Hill and Buttonville to return and defeat the remaining zombies. As soon as we got rid of the standing zombies we can try to rebuild the mall and it's neighborhood.--Me Myself And I 21:15, 26 March 2007 (BST)

March 24th

Zombie numbers in Wyke Hills continue to fall. Barricades are going up across the suburb as survivor groups trickle back in to clean up their home town. Buckley Mall is almost clear of zeds - even a small survivor effort will return it to the hands of the living. --Keith Drudgely 16:52, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Evidently survivors are unwilling to support meat shielding operations in the area around Buckley. Small break-ins occur regularly, and are difficult to repel without support. Generators and Radios act as beacons to the undead, and should be installed only when there are sufficient numbers to hold the Mall. --Keith Drudgely 19:25, 25 March 2007 (BST)

March 20th

If anybody needs a safehouse the Alner Reading Group to the north east is here to help, constant barricades and out of the zeds way. =P Unsunghero11


March 16th

Zombies appear to be sweeping into Wyke Hills from the North and East, attacking non-essential buildings; possibly spies are being used to assess whether buildings are worth destroying the barricades of. The Mall Tour seems to have finally arrived! Dray 02:34, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

Mall Tour at Nichols, no need to get your knickers in a bunch. And, for the love of Zombie Jesus, THEY DO NOT SPY. Sheesh! --Heiki 04:04, 17 March 2007 (UTC)

March 13th

the groups of Wyke Hills has suffered a devastating loss at the hands of the dead however they are planning a counter strike. the battle was lost but the war is only beginning

March 12th

With the Huddy Museum, the Ryles building and Sharp Library going down in successive days there seems to be a NE zed advance, if not in the other directions also. As these are not resource buildings, this is just a feeding movement. Sadly effective considering the low zombie numbers. Unknown if any battles lines are being drawn, or if survivors are just going down piecemeal in lightly populated buildings. If your building is next in line, it's recommended to move away to a larger populated building where some resistance can be started and the zed creep stopped, or at the very least you won't wake up Zombified like I almost did. ImALumberJack 18:34 (UTC)

March 11th

Zombies are moving into other parts of Wyke Hills and taking down barricades. Screech Lane Police Dept. had 10+ zombies outside and a few inside. St. Celestine's also had one zombie inside, but it was unclear if it was a reanimated corpse or forced entry as I was getting to a safe location to heal.

March 10th

Mall completely overrun, 6-10 zeds in each corner, easily retake-able. Julie General completely taken over, at least 56 zeds inside, recommend fighting by reviving as many as possible but those who cant revive should get in do as much damage as possible then retreat to an EHB nondescript building at least 4 blocks away.--Necrosoldier 23:09, 10 March 2007 (UTC)

Contrary to received wisdom, reviving hostile zombies is often a futile manoeuvre, leading only to a sudden inexplicable increase in angry PK/GKers. Survivors are urged to save needles for those who can best assist in retaking the mall. If you want to take out the enemy, well, that's what shotguns are for. --Keith Drudgely 01:30, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

March 6th

Once again, this morning sees a zombie break-in at Buckley Mall. Ten zombies currently occupy the SW corner, against a similar number of survivors. The 92 citizens in the NE are advised to help reinforce this corner to prevent a ransack, and the loss of the mall. Expectations are not high, judging by the prior inability of Wyke Hills citizens to defend their territory from the Barhah Brigade - already survivors are running through the mall shouting for others to flee. --Keith Drudgely 15:15, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

March 5th

Thanks for the kill humphreybot. Was going to be reporting him but everytime I pass through here I get PK'd. Any group trying to put a lid on this at all? Am now just waiting for a revive twidlling my thumbs at Craddock Road. saddlerodent 19.23 edit March 5th 2007

March 4th

Ozkar Woolfe is dead, I hold a sermon in latin and english every sunday, tune to 26:10 MHz for an interesting sermone every week. also, can we try to get a good population going in the mall? I notice how the se corner has less than 10. that could be a problem if those zeds come from lock. Richard Rose 9:32 edit March 4th 2007

I just dealt justice to hashissiin, a list pker with 6 reports, plus i had witnessed his murder of saddlerodent in a safehouse near the mall. knowing he would probably head to the mall, i went looking for him. i was low on ap but decided it was worth it, so i hammered at him and got lucky. dumped his body with the rest of the trash. ozkar woolfe, another known and listed pker is in the se corner of the mall. didnt have enough ap to take him. someone pop him quick. humphreybot 9:18 edt March 4th 2007

What is wrong with this suburb? Filled with people who cannot read? I stood in Craddock Road waiting for a revive while different people took potshots at me. I've been headshot at this 'revive point' 3 times in a day. With Mall tour and Excursion going on, I think this place will fall fast if and when they come. --User:visar 06:00, 4 March 2007 (gmt)

Wyke Hills is a very safe suburb. Unfortunately, this leads to revive killing and rampant PKing from bored survivors. It also means the populace are, as stated, woefully unprepared for any large-scale zombie attack. --Keith Drudgely 17:05, 4 March 2007 (UTC)


February 21st

I unwittingly attacked a zombie standing in a revive point. It wasn't a cemetary and I didn't look closely til it was nearly too late. Sorry, would take it back if I could, won't happen again. I am new :P --User:humphreybot 02:00, 21 February 2007 (est)

February 14th

Even zombies want to spread the love on Valentine's Day, and have broken into the Tebbett Building on the border of Buttonville and Wyke Hills. At last count, 4 Zombies had made it past the barricades and are currently munching on the inhabitants - the Randoms are defending the NT but i'm sure assistance would be welcome; FoFST troops are tied up quelling a zed incursion over in Hollomstown. Just watch out for love bites, kids. --Keith Drudgely 17:57, 14 February 2007 (UTC)


January 6th

Welp, it looks like Wyke is once again safe, save for a few isolated feral zombies. Seems the Brigade have had their fun (it's been fun for us too, thanks for keeping us on our toes guys) and are moving on to pastures new. Have a look at the Malton map - lets keep the south green! -- Keith Drudgely 13:37, 6 January 2007 (UTC)



December 30th

The Wolfendall Arms has been breached and ransacked by the Brigade. There are currently 7 standing zeds inside, and the doors are secured. Luckily only 2 of our number were killed in the attack and have since been revived. Allies of the FoFST, as well as anyone who fancies a fight and has AP to spare, are more than welcome to help retake the building ;) -- Keith Drudgely

Update: Wolfendall has been returned to its rightful owners. How long this will be the case is anyones guess, but the FoFST Assault Squad took down 7 zeds, dumped the bodies, repaired and barricaded to EHB within 60 seconds. -- Keith Drudgely 17:41, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

December 29th

Haim Walk Fire Station is void of survivors, with 6 zombies inside, and 11 sitting outside. -Ultre

December 27th

I'd suggest that we keep the Wicksted Building and the various other NT areas heavily barricaded for the moment, with a zombie group attacking them. Please use other entry points (the William Arms or Ephrem Hospital) nearby -Sherwin

Update: Screech Lane Police Department has been attacked by the zed group. Currently there are still thirty sleeping inside with 12 zeds. -Ultre
Further Update: FoFST soldiers have taken out 3 zeds at Screech - wherever possible aiming for members of the Barhah Brigade first, after DNA scanning. There are now 4 standing inside, with 'cades at VHB. -- Keith Drudgely

December 26th

Further FoFST reconnaisance indicates that Woomen Towers is currently ransacked and occupied by 7 zeds. Scans reveal they are members of the Barhah Brigade - meaning this is not just some random ferals who got lucky, it's either a planned attack or a diversion from the attacks on Lodder. It's time for the citizens of Wyke to leave the mall and come and fight! -- Keith Drudgely

December 25th

I just spent christmas eve as a zombie. It's good to be human again for christmas. Lodder is being attacked daily and now people are over barricading again. Don't sleep in lodder. Don't stay in lodder for any length of given time. In fact, go to the other Necro tech building in wykes and let them have that building. Revives will resume tomorrow when I have more AP. -Ultre

Update: Helicopters have been flying overhead today. Maybe they're dropping christmas dinners to people?
FoFST Homeland Defence have taken up garrison in surrounding buildings as part of the defence initiative for the Lodder Building. Reconnaisance indicates ~25 bodies outside, as well as 8 zeds in the cemetary. There are verified Rotters blocking the queue, so DO NOT RANDOM REVIVE -- Keith Drudgely

December 23rd

I don't suggest anyone sleep in the lodder building until the attacks stop. As far as I know, everyone has been eaten (including me). I suggest moving to the mall and going to lodder only to get needles and use necro net. -Ultre

December 22th

Damn zombies got into the lodder building again today. I think it's just a few organized ferals. People shoould keep a watch out so we don't end up wasting a generator a day on the breakins. --Ultre

December 21st

Zombies are pouring into the Lodder building. Three hours ago there were no standing zombies and now there are twenty. Possible organized horde may be moving through Wyke Hills. Be on the look out. -Ultre

December 19th

I haven't the faintest idea as to whether or not we'll be any good at this, but the Hartford Wrecking Crew's official revive point has been set up at Wasteland (58,98) in the southeast sector of Wyke Hills. I'll be making a wiki for it and a link will be sprayed at the Wasteland so people can make requests. I guess we'll require a revive request there and a posting of your id# or profile link. Being a well known member of a Wyke Hills group will help quell suspicion of PK'ing revivification, but that can't always be helped. Of course, we'll try and do our best, but please be patient. The page, if searched for, is "Hart Revive" Happy Chrismahanakwanzakah, folks!!! --TastyBeverage 05:25, 20 December 2006 (UTC)

December 18th

with the fast approaching holidays Tactical Area Rescue will be holding a Party in the Witt Arms all people wanting to come may feel free to do so. Trees will be set up with lights hopefully no later then the 20th, so come on down and join the party. also note that all Mission conducted by T.A.R are on suspension until the holidays are over.--Sharline Jade 04:40, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

December 11th

I would like every one to know that my official H.Q. (St. Emelia's Church) will remain under constant watch and kept and VSB +2. I will not have anyone over barricading my H.Q. as I go Zed hunting every day and I would LIKE to be able to get back into my H.Q. Any body who dares Over barricade the church will face a serious ass-kicking. I see St. Emelia's Church as a great access point for Buckley Mall. - Jill Valentine 18:17 11 December 2006

You should discuss and update the barricade plan then. Because people are more likely to follow that than text in the middle of current events. ZaqWer 04:43, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
Speak with Greenstreak, of the Hartford Wrecking Crew via the TAR Forums. He is the architect of the current barricade policy, and I am sure would be willing to change things around for you. Next time you have a request though, realise that demands and threats are not a particularly good way of getting people on your side -Sherwin, Fear of Fridays Street Team

December 9th

Radio signals from Shearbank tell that Stickling mall has only half of it controlled by survivors and will likely fall by tonight. Would any groups be willing to go and fight the Shacknews??--Keith 921 23:56, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

NE Wyke Hills and surrounding area is bereft of zombie activity; many survivors (mostly new) are resting at street level. Barricading in the area is still fairly high considering the level of activity, and means are being taken to pull barricades down from unnecessary levels.

A note towards the barricade plan. Ackland auto will be VS for our low level members to enter even if its against the plan.--Keith 921 23:59, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

  • Tactical Area Rescue would like to point out that there is a new barricade plan in effect however low level characters as well as high level characters with construction seem to belive that a ESB building is the only safe building. we ask that people check the Barricade plan and please follow it if you see a building that does not comply with the plan and is not under siege. thank you

December 7th

TechCom has started a revive point on the western section of the suburb at the border of Buttonville and Wyke Hills at Wells Plaza.

The Black Knights have set up recruitment at Akland auto Repair shop. Also were is the radio tower thing for using mobiles.--Keith 921 16:04, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

  • The tower is Hitchens tower and our group Tactical Area Rescue keeps it running so there should always be a signal running.


November 31st

I would like to apologize for my very recent outburst on this page, the comments I made have been deleted from the wiki. in other news there have been several complaints that people at cemeteries and designated revive points keep getting killed and while we acknowledge not everyone follows the sacred ground policy the groups have requested that designated revive points be left alone.--Sharline Jade 04:57, 1 December 2006 (UTC)

November 28th

As much as I appreciate that this will inflate his already questionable ego, I feel it important to warn all citizens of Wyke Hills about yet another PKer who has returned to our fine suburb. His name is B D McSkeets, and he should be treated with extreme caution; if you see him, killing him would probably be a very good idea. Please do not revive him. Rest assured, your friends in the TAR, FoFST and Hartford Wrecking Crew will be doing their upmost to annhilate him on sight too -Sherwin, Fear of Fridays Street Team

The suburb is completely safe except for limited PK'ing. Come here if you want to stock up in the mall without fear of being a buffet. Ultre

November 27th

After taking a short trip through Wyke Hills and seeing a great number of zombies, I think the neighborhood can safely be brought up to at least Orange. The horde is here. - Martin Wielsaw

November 26th

JVDF News Flash - A Feral Undead spy was spotted in Wyke Hills near Buckley Mall. All groups are advised to stay alert as an invading horde may be heading our way soon - JVDF

November 26th

Attention B D McSkeets if you attempt to try anything in Wyke Hills your actions will be taken as hostile and will be dealt with accordingly. if T.A.R or any other group so much as hears anything about you, you will be hunted down and killed repeatedly. threats from the likes of you are not tolerated here in our humble suburb. you have been brought to the attention of all allied groups in Wyke and all have agreed to take any action necessary to stop you. You have been warned.--Sharline Jade 02:57, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

November 22nd

People please be aware that Craddock road is a revive point for the Fear of Fridays Street Team; on the walls of Craddock Road it clearly states that it is a revive point and is run by the FoFST. Zombies should be patient and wait as someone will be there soon as possible. But unfortunatly we have had a few issues today; one of our members was waiting there for a revive and he was attacked by two different people. The first realised the mistake, apologised and healed him, the second unfortunatly continued his attack and finished him off. Im a little upset because the person who killed him was shuppy369 of the Hartford Wrecking Crew, this is very sad as they are close allies of ours. Hopefully people will read this and the killing of zombies at revive points in Wyke Hills at Craddock Road and Knight Square can be stopped -Chip Chase of the FoFST EDIT: I'd like to apologize for Shuppy's actions - He's VERY new to the game and doesn't frequent the forums often. I assure you I'll advise him in person NOT to end any zeds at the revive points anymore. Again, my apologies, and thanks for understanding. --TastyBeverage 03:32, 27 November 2006 (UTC)

November 16th

Tactical Area Rescue would like to remind people that knight square is a revive point and any zed standing there should not be shot unless they are a rotter or have requested a revive via our forum or the DEM request a revive. Thank you. --Sharline Jade 06:11, 16 November 2006 (UTC)

November 15th

Just a few feral zombies roaming around the past couple days. One managed to get in the mall and infection ten people. Just more exp for the healers. The zombie rate in the suburb has left people so bored that they're PK'ing each other or getting the hell out of dodge from severe lack of anything to do. -Ultre

November 12th

We're having a few ferals breaking into the mall and area, but I don't see any standing zombies. Either their all laying dead until they attack or no one with a DNA extractor is going out and tapping these zombies. Using necrotech is pretty useless if no one does this, people.

November 11th

Wyke Hills is pretty calm today. No zombies standing for most of the day and a few feral who keep trying to get into the mall, but seem more interested than the generators than to feast on the sleeping inside. -Ultre

November 10th

Alright. If you are even remotely interested in the problem with overbarricading, please check out this link to a proposed barricade plan by Greenstreak from the HWC. It's still in revision, but is currently being debated by members of the HWC, TAR, and FoFST. http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/Image:CadeplanII.jpg --TastyBeverage 05:46, 11 November 2006 (UTC)

November 9th

All is pretty calm in Wyke Hills for the moment. Hardly any zombie attacks. On other news, STOP OVER BARRICADING THE ENTRY POINTS TO THE MALL YOU JACKASSES! Geeze! I got lucky and had to spend three hours before I could get into St. Emilia's church! People, PLEASE camp in the church and down the cades if it's above VB+2. X( -Ultre

November 6th

There is a serious problem with overbarricading that has only slightly eased off recently, as more 'zeds begin to trickle in to the suburb. EHB is good, but only if you use the bloody cade policy you f****** agoraphobes! Some of us actually go outside to take care of Wyke and need to get back in.. In other news, we still have a serious PKer problem. Please people, be intelligent and check groups before you revive! -Sherwin

The Craigie Building generator needs some fuel. -Ultre

November 3rd

I keep the cades at EB to give zombies a good, warm meal, but people keep taking them to VB+2 to let people get to safety. If this continues, we'll be forced to EB every building in Wyke for a month.

November 2nd

Hello! It's a clear, starry night here in south Wyke Hills, and here is the scouting report, brought to you by Tactical Area Rescue! My trip through South Wyke Hills was cut short due to some unplanned PKer hunting, but for the moment, here is the news.

  • Covering all the buildings in the rectangle with corners Shepherd Auto Repair and Club Golding, attention is needed at the following locations:
  • Generator out of fuel: Shepherd Auto Repair
  • Ransacked: the Wolfendall Arms.
  • PKers in: the Brookes Arms, Club Morris, St Dionysus's Church.
  • In the area: 5 injured survivors (scattered around).

01:42, 2 November 2006 (UTC) Myelin


October 31st

At least two zombies loose in the Cockayne police station after breaking down very strong barricades.

October 30th

Not too much to say really with regards to Wyke Hills; 'zed numbers are down to a trickle, break-ins extremely rare and mostly dont actually happen beyond reducing buildings down to 'loosely barricaded' status. As far as I know, PKing is starting to drop off too. We do have seem to have a problem with overbarricading though.. people need to recognize that entry points are required for those out on patrols and low-level characters without freerunning. The only real predators here are the PKers anyways, so its not like it'll actually acheive too much! -Sherwin

October 28th

I can make no guarantees as the U.S. ARMY INFANTRY is currently tied up in other suburbs, but I'll make a request to assist you from my C/O as soon as our current ops are complete (regarding Red Rum PK-ers). --Stickman 22:16, 28 October 2006 (BST)

October 23rd

The Fear of Fridays Street Team have now established a Revive point at Craddock Road. Its already up and running, and you dont really need to contact us to use it (although telling us youre waiting, so we know to look for you wouldnt hurt..) -Sherwin

October 19th

The Fear of Fridays Street Team have arrived in Wyke Hills from Roachtown, to help the survivors and defense of the suburb here. We hope to see you all around, and to form alliances with the existing groups in the area! We'll be looking to start our own revivification point in the near future, and hope to provide considerable assistance to the survival effort as our soldiers begin to appear in larger numbers.. -Sherwin

October 18th

There's a new revive point proposed (and partially active) at the junkyard at [52, 94]. No signups are required, so hopefully the line won't get too long.-DanteSck 20:23, 18 October 2006 (BST)

  • Update: No longer active, sorry but we moved on for greener territories. Green as in zombies. --DanteSck 21:17, 23 October 2006 (BST)


September 27th

TAR is setting up a revive point at Knight Square [55, 95]. If zombified, please shamble over there and post a revive request on the revive request thread on our forum. Alternatively the cemetary 2S 1W of there could be a good place to wait, for random revivers from the mall. Please don't kill zombies at either of those locations. Myelin

September 21st

Wyke hills is once again safe from Zombie threat, though barricading is still a problem that were working on. The new group Tactical Area Rescue has gotten up finally and is doing there best to keep it a safe place for all survivors. Also a thanks goes out to the Randoms for helping us get started. Sharline Jade

September 11th

Burp! Sorry I just had 3 survivor heads on the half shell 1 NW of Hitchens Towers. Hope that recon work helped. I encourage all fellow brain eaters in the Wyke Hills area to concentrate their efforts around Hitchens Towers (disable mobile phones), CockayneGrove PD (weapons and ammo), and Ephrem General Hospital (FAKs). This will greatly hamper new survivors and migrateing survivors. Let the Big Bash and larger groups of fellow brain eaters have the mall. Concentrate and devour! Gang Bang Harmans! Harman Gang Bang! -I Eat Poontang-

September 1st

I'm still at Eprem, and we now number 15 or so. We've secured a number of buildings around us and have been doing extensive recon work. Our next goal is to revive all the folks at East Greyside's Wicklen Monument (60,89, which is ~3NE of here). The problem is, there are zeds to the SW (back towards Buckley -- which would mean that if we press forward, we stand to lose what we've gained so far), and there are zed occupiers in all the obvious tactical points around Wicklen. I've informed the folks at Wicklen to head SW if they can for revives, but I could still use some advice here.Colonel al


August 31st

Update 15:50 EST I've sent a message to Colonel Al, Zankuro, Sanshiro, Coolo, etc. asking you all to get in contact with Johnny_Lunchpail of the U.S. ARMY INFANTRY. Check your talk pages for details. We've got some resources now, we just need to communicate. --Stickman 20:51, 31 August 2006 (BST)

I am still at Ephrem General Hospital (93, 58) 4 of us are holding the place and nearby warehouse. It is taking a bit longer than expected to truly secure this area before moving on (the same 5 zeds keep coming back and make us waste AP fixing 'cades.). Plus, we need a revive specialist from Buckley to join us and to go north to the revive point and empty it out for us (and give us more people to fight with). Another few days (faster, if Stickman can bring help), and we'll begin preparations for our second move to the NE and Blesley.

Coolo and company -- if Ephrem Hospital falls again, we have also secured the warehouse 1SE as a fallback position. Just make sure that anybody you have with you has free running, because we have the warehouse at EHB. Colonel al

August 30th

In a scout across the neighborhood, fewer than 40 zombies were spotted outside. While the area from Hitchin Towers to Ephrem Hospital was hot with the majority of zombies and several open buildings, most of the neighborhood was fairly quiet.

August 29th

Ok I need help Colonel Al the cades are down at the hosiptal that we were assigned to go at zombies over taken it no hope for revives and I am asking for help to fend off an zerg Hunter named linheart if you see her please kill her but before that know that she is a character and with Bobby Bear and Old Dirty Bastard are just a jumble of people who want me dead due to the war that I set on them and all the zerg hunters are hunting us for no reason or just me Cooloo hasn't told me anything yet on his postition yet.--Coolo 03:49, 30 August 2006 (BST)

(12:30PM EST)I am at Ephrem General Hospital (93, 58) right now and have prepared 'cades and such for additional forces headed toward Blesley. I will recon the area a bit more this evening. I should mention that I took "construction" instead of "diagnosis" for my latest training upgrade, since I heard that maintaining the 'cades at Blesley was a problem for Stickman. So, if you need heals, you'll have to let me know directly since I can't diagnose yet.

BTW, I've noticed that the local zeds are quite skilled, compared to the area humans. In a 1:1 battle, they have us clearly outmatched.Colonel al

All further updates by me will be posted on the Buckley Mall page. --Stickman 16:17, 29 August 2006 (BST)

August 23rd

Any dead survivors from Blesley Mall (Gulsonside) are encouraged to come here to Buckley Mall. There is a massive revive effort underway and revive times are very good. Stick around for a bit, help rebuild Buckley, then we can return to Gulsonside together and take it back! This area has become very stable lately. --Stickman 19:52, 23 August 2006 (BST)

August 14th

In a scout across the neighborhood, ~100 zombies were spotted. Large concentration at and around the mall, but other scattered dangerous spots as well, especially at police stations. There are some relatively safe areas. Most buildings are barricaded, but many are open.

August 9th

The suburb has cleaned itself up. Local groups such as Saint D's and Fanny are rebuilding the area. Buckley Mall is being restored, but is still a target for feral Zombies in the area.


July 5th

The suburb is devastated, with nearly all buildings wide open and large crowds at cemeteries. Those seeking revives are advised to move to a more secure suburb such as Gulsonside.


June 23rd

Another zombie horde has moved through Buttonville and is currently laying seige to Buckley Mall, putting an end to a quiet period in our little suburb. The southwest portion of Wyke Hills can expect to see the hundred or so zombies involved in this attack ruin our tastefully decorated barricades. This was later discovered to be the starting wave of The Big Bash.

June 16th

Rejoice Citizens! B D McSkeets has suffered his final and permanent death thus liberating you all from his rule. Fear not though, a new leader will emerge! This leader was selected by McSkeets and will claim the throne of Wyke Hills when he is ready. Farewell all, I had a good run for my money


May 25th

(The sole member of) The Kangs of Teh Block (has found a spray can and decided to) declare dominance within the the Wykes Hills suburb. B D McSkeets, founder of the Kangs, wishes to open communications with all factions currently operating out of Wykes Hills. In addition, McSkeets also wishes to extend his assistance to all un-grouped citizens in Wykes and invite anyone to request aid from the Kangs.

May 10th

Most of the zombies around Hitchens Towers have left, there are only a few stragglers in the immediate area. Later in the day: A mass of zombies ransacked the Cockayne Police Department. They're still there and more are coming.

May 9th

Small groups of zombies are cropping up around Hitchens Towers. The zombies are coming from the north, and probably were involved in the assaults upon West Grayside. There is a possibility of an attack on the cellphone tower mast.

May 8th

Zombie breakin at Julie General Hospital. If you can help. Please get there asap


April 5th

The RRF and the Undeadites attack Buckley Mall simulataneously, the remaining survivors in the area are advised not to approach the mall.

April 4th

The RRF wants to come for a visit to the mall (link). Might wanna review protecting the mall.


March 16th

District is quiet, only a few feral zeds around.

March 10th

A zombie agent named Awakened Prophet has been entering buildings in the suburb and destroying the generators there. A human by the name 'go mexico' has attacked other survivors. Keep an eye on them.


February 18th

A page for further discussing the barricading policy of Wyke Hills has been created.


January 12th

The Zeds are slowly gathering dead bodies are piling up by the mall. Likely to be a target for the Mall Tour 06 group any day now - 1/12/06

Buckley Mall is safe. The suburb has low levels of zombies throughout, but most safehouses are still somewhat safe. Newbies should avoid this area due to the unpredictable nature of the zombies around this area.

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