ZedBucks

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Side Project or Side Order ?

If you like your coffee in a relaxed environment, where you can hang out with friends and listen to Enya you'll love ZedBucks. If you're not too bothered and think coffee drinkers are pretentious, you're missing out.

ZedBucks was the brain child of Detective A Clarke. He figured if the good folk of McZeds could offer Malton citizens quality fast food even in the face of the apocalypse then surely there had to be somebody to offer the survivors piping hot coffee/tea and snacks such as brownies and oversized cookies.

So now in between his zombie ass kicking heroics Clarke can be found in Buttonville selling coffee from a small kiosk near platform nine of Northup Avenue Railway Station. That kiosk has since packed up and f'cked off, coffee is now available in the Hateley Arms, one block south of the Jouxson Cinema in Molebank



ZedBucks
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Abbreviation: 'Bucks
Group Numbers: 1
Leadership: Detective A Clarke
Goals: Serve the survivors of Malton and offer McZeds some friendly competition
Recruitment Policy: fill out a CV
Contact: Via the Team Meat forum

Recruitment Opportunities

If you want to work for a dynamic and exciting team contact ZedBucks. We offer no rate of pay and plenty of opportunites for promotion, all depending on whether your supervisor is eaten by a feral zombie or goes MIA. If you are a friendly and warm person who is looking to work with like minded people in an EHB environment the ZedBucks family is for you.

In order to apply for a position send a CV to Detective A Clarke either by carrier rat or self delivered to his last known location.


The ZedBucks Pledge

We at ZedBucks promise to offer quick and quality service with a smile (on our living human faces) and deliver our cutomers the finest beverages and small snacks available from the resources at our diposal.

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ZedBucks Menu

The ZedBucks menu is comprised of the finest ground zombies of all ethnicities from around Malton. If you like Columbian, we got it. Kenyan, we got it, Puerto Rican, we got it. We also offer a spectacular range of teas from the freshest bagged corpses. ZedBucks isn't just the place for hot beverages, ZedBucks also offers a magnificent range of snacks and baked goods available at the counter.

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ZedBucks is a subsidiary of the Team Meat corporation and as such is a licensed trademark!








The ZedBucks grouppage is still under construction.....