Amusing Locations in Malton

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Malton is home to a variety of locations often visited by locals and tourists alike for their amusing titles. These sites are all around the city and prior to the outbreak a favorite pastime of scavenger hunters and tourists was to race to visit the whole set. Unfortunately the records entailing the complete list of all humorous sites was destroyed in the Great Fire of 1912. Of course due to the hilarity of the list it was promptly rewritten, only to be digested by zeds during the early outbreaks of the infestation. Since this time the residents of Malton have gone without laughter in their lives. However, this list, spawned from the minds of the famous group 2 Cool, aims to once again create a complete chronicle of Amusing Locations in Malton, add interesting and amusing descriptions and histories to stub locations, and once more bring smiles to Malton's faces.

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• Locations written in normal font are stubs.
• On the other hand, locations written in italics have a description but are not maxor lolcats.
• Locations (or as we like to call them, lolcations) written in bold have amusing descriptions and are well worth a casual peruse.
• Entries marked with a star () are current or ex-featured articles, and are the cream of the proverbial crop.

Featured Lolcation

edit Chitty Cinema

Just six short months after the reign of terror that was Danger Alley's time as ALiM's very own featured lolcation began, we come to a junction on the well traveled path that is, of course, ALiM, an everlasting adventure full of twists, turns and it's fair share of surprises too. To ask what Chitty Cinema has offered to ALiM is to ask what 2 Cool has done for the UDWiki. What first appears to be nothing more than a series of crude repetitive jokes attempting to make a humourous link between two words that appear, upon second glance to be vaguely related, is in actual fact perhaps the very definition of humour itself. Regardless of how you see ALiM in these turbulent times, we feel a location description that harks back to a simpler thyme is needed to remind all the users of the wiki that, deep down, there's a little bit of ALiM in everyone. So without further ado i present to you Chitty Cinema, the location that contains not one, not two, not even five but SIX, yes six chitty jokes. Enjoy.

(The List of) Amusing Locations in Malton

Phallic Innuendo

Club Hardyman

Hardstaff Bank

• The Chubb Monument in Peppardville
• Club Hardyman in Pescodside
• Club Meatyard in Rhodenbank
• Dix Place in Tapton
• Dix Row in Stanbury Village and Wykewood
• Greatwood Road in Grigg Heights and Pitneybank
• Hardstaff Bank in West Becktown
• Hardstaff Way in Mornington
• Hardyman Library in Jensentown
• The Longman Building in Shore Hills

The Longman Monument in West Boundwood

• Longmate Plaza in Paynterton
• The Longstaff Building in Fryerbank
• The Membery Arms in Barrville
• Smallwood Cinema in South Blythville
• Smallwood Crescent School in Jensentown
• Smallwood Plaza in Owsleybank

One of the many photos bystanders have taken whilst standing and looking up in awe of Mycock.

Coxon Auto Repair

Cock Locations

• The Alcock Building in Dentonside
• Club Cocker in Dulston
• Cockayne Grove Police Department in Wyke Hills
• Cockburn Plaza Railway Station in Old Arkham
• The Cocker Museum in Randallbank
• Cockle Cinema in Mockridge Heights
• Hiscock Alley in Lamport Hills
• the Hiscock Arms in Galbraith Hills
• Hiscock Walk in Judgewood
• The Hitchcock Building in Millen Hills
• Laycock Grove in Ketchelbank

The Mycock Building in Mockridge Heights

• Tancock Park in Mockridge Heights

Looking for more cock locations that might not be quite funny enough to make it onto ALiM? Try CLiT!

Other Body Parts

• The Boobyer Building in Tapton
  

  Butt Road Railway Station
• Boobyer Walk in Chancelwood
• The Bowell Museum in Chudleyton and Dentonside
• Box Plaza in Earletown
• The Butland Arms in Galbraith Hills
• Butt Boulevard in Gulsonside

Butt Road Railway Station in Darvall Heights

• Caunt Lane in West Grayside and Dunningwood
• Caunt Street Police Department in Vinetown
• Clitsome Square in Vinetown
• Club Vagg in Eastonwood
• The Gooch Building in Wray Heights
• Hyman Street in Paynterton
• The Legg Museum in Shuttlebank
• Nutt Avenue in Lamport Hills
• The Portass Museum in Brooke Hills
• Tite Way School in Miltown
• Vagg Road in Shuttlebank

Sexuality

The Backholer Museum

Gay Avenue

• Gay Avenue in Shearbank
• Dike Avenue in Jensentown
• Club Gaze in West Boundwood
• Gaze Library in Barrville
• Club Backholer in West Boundwood
• The Backholer Museum in Pescodside
• Gaye Towers in Shore Hills
• Dike Lane in Gulsonside
• Gaywood Auto Repair in West Grayside
• The Dike Building in Kempsterbank
• Club Gayler in Jensentown
• Gayler Library in Crowbank
• The Bissex Monument in Paynterton
• Club Quier in Spicer Hills
• Clapp Lane in Nixbank

Sexual Acts

A zombie swaying slightly at Raper Plaza

the Buckoke Building

Fluck Library in Hollomstown

• Mounter Cinema in Quarlesbank
• The Mounter Arms in Gibsonton
• Cummins Alley Police Department in Pennville
• Lay Road Police Department in Mockridge Heights
• Club Cummings in Shackleville
• Cummings Bank in Scarletwood
• Club Balchin in South Blythville
• The Loader Motel in Mockridge Heights
• Club Head in Crowbank
• Headland Street Fire Station in Pescodside
• Headland Street in Buttonville
• The Buckoke Building in Pennville
• Tutcher Place in Tapton
• Raper Plaza in Pitneybank
• Swallow Lane Police Department in Brooke Hills
• Came Place in Shore Hills
• Dickin Park in Old Arkham
• The Dickin Building in Pashenton

Dickinson Square School in Lukinswood

• Dickason Towers in Jensentown
• Hooker Bank in Houldenbank
• The Seaman Museum in Nixbank
• Seaman Boulevard in Greentown and Old Arkham
• The Hickey Building in Wray Heights
• Hickey Square in Shackleville
• Bone Towers in Dartside
• Fooks Alley in Earletown
• The Horwill Hotel in Crowbank
• Humpfries Walk in Tollyton

Insults

• Bastard Street in Raines Hills
• Freake Avenue in Jensentown
• Freake Grove in Jensentown

Douch Street in Paynterton

• The Douch Arms in Dunningwood
• The Doutch Museum in Fryerbank
• Doutch Towers in Ketchelbank
• Silly Grove in Williamsville
• Silley Park in Darvall Heights
• Hedbitch Row Railway Station in Fryerbank
• Coward Cinema in Pimbank
• Twitt Plaza in Edgecombe
• Twitt Row Police Department in Brooke Hills
• Hussey Lane in Edgecombe and Heytown
• The Hussey Monument in West Becktown
• The Burne Motel in Gibsonton
• The Spong Building in Osmondville
• Club Bratt in New Arkham
• The Podger Hotel in Edgecombe
• The Podger Building in Gulsonside
• The Swears Museum in Huntley Heights
• Pownall Street School in Fryerbank

Word Play

• Leigh Way in Havercroft
  

  The side view of Club Mold
• Board Walk in Jensentown
• Cake Walk in Roftwood
• Say Square in Brooke Hills
• Club Mold in Dulston
• The Roche Hotel in Whittenside
• Roachtown in Malton
• Broke Bank in Rolt Heights
• The Every Building in West Boundwood
• Borrows Bank in West Boundwood
• St. Holy's Church in Greentown, Gulsonside and Starlingtown
• Club Single in Osmondville
• Ford Drive in Houldenbank
• Heming Way in Dunell Hills
• Church Bank in Old Arkham
• Bythesea Auto Repair in West Grayside
• Side Alley in Dunell Hills
• Blight Park in Crowbank and Dunell Hills
• Burn Towers in Danversbank
• The Hellyer Building in Brooke Hills and Owsleybank
• Gambling Place in Pashenton
• The Bigg Building in Hollomstown
• The Leggetter Motel in Crowbank

Bizarre-sounding

For places that have strange-sounding names. (eg. the word itself is weird). Or, the name in its entirety is significant (eg. there's alliteration or some other poetic device).

• Blobole Park in Pegton
• Dancey Towers in Judgewood
• Blandy Lane in Earletown
• Shapr Boulevard Police Department in Dartside
• Club Sroud in Kinch Heights
• The Manly Motel in Roachtown
• Club Mothersele in Ketchelbank
• The Cholmondeley Hotel in Shuttlebank
• The Cholmondeley Building in Penny Heights
• Hogyson Place in Miltown
• The Godolphin Building in Yagoton
• Godolphin Drive in Osmondville
• Power Towers in Tollyton
• Wawer Way in Richmond Hills
• Fyfhyde Plaza in Foulkes Village
• Club Polkinghorne in Randallbank

Just Plain Bizarre

Basically uncategorised amusing names

A sign on Goodenough Boulevard

Norris Bank facade. Chuck Norris guards the entrance with a watchful eye.

• The Badman Building in West Boundwood
• Badman Cinema in Molebank
• Boyland Bank in Mockridge Heights

Chitty Cinema in Quarlesbank

• The Chitty Hotel in Dakerstown
• Chitty Walk in East Boundwood
• Whitehead Park in Edgecombe
• Horditch Auto Repair in Old Arkham
• Horditch Lane in Ruddlebank
• Horditch Road in North Blythville
• The Axworthy Hotel in Havercroft
• Axworthy Square in Stanbury Village
• Goodenough Boulevard in West Grayside
• Club Goodenough in Shackleville
• Getsom Drive Fire Station in Ketchelbank
• the Whatmore Building in Yagoton
• Lovering Avenue in Tollyton
• The Lovering Monument in Kinch Heights
• The Doubting Building in Crowbank
• Gotobed Library in Chancelwood
• The Kitchen Monument in Kempsterbank
• Craze Towers in Spicer Hills
• Godsland Street School in Dunell Hills
• Broadbelt Grove Police Department in Dunell Hills
• Wooman Towers in Wyke Hills
• Wooman Boulevard in Dunningwood
• Wooman Avenue Railway Station in Shuttlebank
• The Ha Monument in Huntley Heights
• The Horner Monument in Huntley Heights
• Horner Avenue School in North Blythville
• Lillycrap Street in Lerwill Heights
• Beer Place School in Santlerville and Crowbank
• The Beer Building in Lockettside
• Tickle Row in Brooksville
• The Elton Museum in Hollomstown

(Chuck) Norris Bank in Shuttlebank

• The Fowle Museum in West Boundwood
• Crabbe Bank in Wykewood
• Lolley Library in Dunell Hills
• (Winona) Ryder Plaza in Dunningwood
• Tinkler Plaza School in Rhodenbank
• Tinkler Street in Yagoton
• The Eastwood Museum in Williamsville

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Interestingly Named Places

This category is for those locations that, although may not be particularly humorous, in the usual sense of the word, have a unique quality to them which shouldn't go unnoticed. It includes the important category "Urban Dead specific/relevant/significant", which contains locations with names that attract interest from players of Urban Dead, and, indeed, its related games, such as other MMORPGs or games which fit into the "zombie horror" genre.

the Love Building

• Pain Way in Mornington
• Strange Bank in Barrville
• Hacker Way in Eastonwood and Starlingtown
• The Fear Building in North Blythville
• The Danger Building in Lockettside

Danger Alley in Dunningwood

• Goodday Park in Starlingtown
• the Blackman Building in Dakerstown
• Blackman Drive in Barrville
• The Love Building in Pescodside
• the Loveless Building in East Boundwood
• The Kind Building in Fryerbank
• Chick Street in Lukinswood and Peddlesden Village
• Wookey Towers in Peddlesden Village
• Style Towers in Crowbank
• The Style Building in Yagoton
• Bradbury Library in Pimbank
• Hayte Row in Heytown
• Hayte Library in Tapton
• Merchant Bank in Rolt Heights - wikipedia explanation
• Greedy Street in Shearbank
• Club Kick in Havercroft
• The Trick Museum in Ketchelbank
• The Question Building in Mornington
• Question Place in Lerwill Heights and Old Arkham
• Maybee Cinema in Shackleville
• Coole Avenue in West Boundwood
• Diaper Library in Tollyton
• Diaper Auto Repair in Wray Heights
• Cuss Place in Havercroft
• Thick Park in Pescodside
• the Yelling Building in Dakerstown
• Yelling Street in Shore Hills
• Speak Cinema in Lerwill Heights
• Sly Grove in New Arkham
• The Younghusband Arms in West Grayside
• Courage Cinema in Kempsterbank
• Farewell Place Police Department in Lerwill Heights
• The Tryme Building in Eastonwood and Scarletwood

Urban Dead Relevant

Inside the Brain Museum

• Urban General Hospital in Kinch Heights
• Harman Lane in Pitneybank
• Harman Square in Dentonside
• The Brain Museum in Rhodenbank
• Brain Boulevard Railway Station in Old Arkham
• Dupe Cinema in Heytown
• Club Dupe in Peppardville
• Gore Lane in Roachtown
• The Bustin Building in Heytown
• The Dark Building in Hollomstown
• The Geake Building in Shackleville
• The Streets Hotel in Scarletwood

Skills/Actions/Weapons

• Club Maule in Havercroft
• Maule Row in Dunningwood
• Maul Row Police Department in Shore Hills
• Maul Walk in Wykewood
• Healing Alley in Dunningwood
• Gait Bank in Old Arkham
• Axe Grove in New Arkham
• Heal Walk in Brooksville
• The Heal Museum in Dunell Hills
• Cade Place Fire Station in Brooke Hills

Dead Interesting

• Evill Avenue in Ridleybank
• Coffins Lane School in Molebank
• Coffin Park in Crooketon
• Coffins Drive in Dunell Hills

And a special entry: A list of locations that can be death-rattled by zombies

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For more detailed (humorous) information about each location please follow the links provided. Once again, if you have any additions to this page please post on the talk page first. Also, please expand on any stub locations with an amusing backstory to the location (e.g. Gay Avenue or Chitty Cinema) and place the 'Amusing Location' template in the description section of the corresponding page.

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