Amusing Locations in Malton/Urban Dead Colloquialisms/Suburb Nicknames

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This page is a list of every suburb and it's associated user given nicknames. Please add your own, no need to have widespread acceptance! But if they are nonsensical (nonsensical is fine as long as a sensifying explanation is included) they will be removed by the Management. Thankyou for your cooperation and please, enjoy the lolz.

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Individual Suburbs

Barrville

• "Barhahville" - Used by the followers of Barhah. xoxo

Brooke Hills

• "Brooke's Hills" - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo
• "Brooksey" -used by most people... probably...Nallan (Talk)

Brooksville

• "The other Brooksey" - See above. xoxo

Buttonville

• "Butt-ville" - several dirty-minded residents according to the suburbs wiki page. xoxo
• "The Button" and "The Butt" - wiki page abbreviations. xoxo

Chudleyton

• "The Chud" - A 2 Cool Nickname, created by User:WanYao - xoxo

Crooketon

• "Crooks" --Haliman - Talk

Crowbank

• "Crowbar" - That's not a crowbar, this is a crowbar. xoxo
• "Crowskank" - A 2 Cool Nickname. Nallan (Talk)

Dakerstown

• "Suburb One" according to the wiki page. xoxo
• "Dakers" is widely used among the Crimson Clan, and probably other groups from the area. LK Oddjob
• "Hellgate 1" Maverik115

Darvall Heights

• "Devil's Heights" - a 2 Cool nickname. Nallan (Talk)
• "Hell" - less subtle. xoxo

Dulston

• "Dullston" - Coined independently by thousands. WanYao
• "Dullstown" - An alternate spelling of the above. Bob Fortune ^RR

Dunell Hills

• "Dumbell Hills" - coined independently by many different people. WanYao
• "Dunny" - A 2 Cool Nickname -xoxo

Dunningwood

"Dumpinwoods" - thats what a bear does!--User is on that OTHER shit

Eastonwood

• "Ew" - like EWWWWW but more valley girl. xoxo
• "Ground Zero" Maverik115

Foulkes Village

• "Fucks Village" - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Gatcombeton

The "catacomb" since forever. Zeug

Greentown

• "Gtown" Pyro1499 - because it just sounds gangsta like that

Grigg Heights

"Griggs" - This is the name used by the locals & ol' timers for the suburb. Sir WV

"Grh!ggz" or "Grh!gg Haagz" - Death Rattle for "Griggs" & "Grigg Heights". Sir WV

Gulsonside

• "The Gully" --Haliman - Talk

Heytown

• "Hey now, Hey now, don't dream it's over" - Coz lyk it's a song and the suburb makes me think of the lyrics... xoxo

Huntley Heights

• "HH" - It's just the suburb's fucking acronym, okay? -xoxo
• "Cuntley Kites" - A 2 Cool Nickname -xoxo

Kempsterbank

• "Dumpster-bank" - coined, like, just now, this very moment, by me. WanYao
• "Dumpyskank" - a corruption of the above nickname. xoxo

Ketchelbank

• "Ketchupbank" - Everything's better with ketchup. WanYao
• "Brainbank" - according to Brainstalkers Nallan (Talk)

Kinch Heights

• "Ginch Heights" - Pretty obvious, no? WanYao

Millen Hills

• "Mingin' Hills" - a 2 Cool nickname. -Nallan (Talk)

Miltown

• "Milftown" - I've never heard anyone else call it this but 2 Cool...--Nallan (Talk)
• "Freaktown" - Show me on the map --Jelly Otter

Mockridge Heights

• "The Mock" coined by the Mockers -- boxy ^{talk • i}

Mornington

• "Mornington Peninsula", much easier to say. xoxo

New Arkham

• "NewArk" - Not quite as desolate as New Jersey... but close... WanYao

Nixbank

• "Nick's Skank" - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Old Arkham

• "OArk" - An abbreviation parallelling "NewArk". WanYao

Osmondville

• "Ozzy" - a handy abbreviation. xoxo

Pashenton

• "Pashtown" - The place to be on a friday night, a 2 Cool nickname. xoxo
• "Bash her-town" - When my girlfriend forgets her place. D^ANCED^ANCER^EVOLUTION (TALK | CONTRIBS) 04:54, 29 October 2008 (UTC)

Paynterton

• "Pain town" --Haliman - Talk
• "Painterton", fuck trying to spell it correctly. xoxo

Peddlesden Village

• "Pederast Village" - Coined by Wan Yao and used by all two of his friends and a few other people he bribed to with promises of PAI. WanYao
• "Pedo" - A Useful 2 Cool abbreviation of the above. xoxo
• "Maltons Biggest Wasteland" - you been there lately? its kansas without the corn --CJ
• "The Village" --Haliman - Talk

Pegton

• "Pegleg" - LOL! A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Penny Heights

• "Penny Henny" - Because people in Penny Heights act like farm animals. xoxo
• "Henny Penny" - It's less confusing this way. xoxo

Pescodside

• "Pesky" - Easier to spell correctly, ya dig? xoxo

Pimbank

• "Pimpskank" - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Pitneybank

• "Trenchtown" - on account of the inhabitants of Fort Creedy. Bob Fortune ^RR

Randallbank

• Randyskank - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Reganbank

• "The Cultural Wasteland of Malton" Sir WV
• "The Arm-pit of Malton" Sir WV

Rhodenbank

• "Robbinbank" --Pyro1499
• "Robberybank" --Pyro1499 - because of all the kick doors goin on up there

Ridleybank

• "The 'bank" - Many people, mostly dead, but some have a pulse. --KOOKY
• "The homeland" - Many, mostly dead, people. --KOOKY
• "Wrigglyskank" - A 2 Cool nickname. Nallan (Talk)
• "Ridleybonk" or the "Bonk"- RRF MUST PATROLLZ IT NOAH! --Zoey Zarg

Roachtown

• It's on ALiM for fucks sake, does it really need a nickname? xoxo
• "The Stoner Capital of Malton" You know why. Sarge^{Talk|Home|ACC}

Roftwood

• "Rotwood" - common spelling liked by undead --~~~~ [talk]
• "Roflwood" - a 2 Cool nickname Nallan (Talk)

Ruddlebank

• "Ruddyskank" - a 2 Cool nickname. xoxo

Santlerville

• "The North Pole" - Used by Wan Yao, and pretty much no one else. Some kind of reference to Santler Claws and elves and Canadian Beavers. Or something... WanYao
• "S'ville" - Just an abbreviation...nothing witty here... xoxo
• "Finisville" - named after most of the population. Bob Fortune ^RR

Scarletwood

• "Redwood" -xoxo

Shackleville

• "The Love Shack" - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Shearbank

"Sheerskank" - A 2 Cool nickname.--Nallan (Talk) 03:20, 7 October 2008 (BST)

Shore Hills

• "Whore Shills" - an amusing spoonerism. Bob Fortune ^RR

Stanbury Village

• Stan's Village, also an acceptable abbreviation is StanVllg. -- Sir Fred of Etruria

Vinetown

• Vinetown? Yes. We're that cool. But it's said in the form of a question.--Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 22:09, 14 October 2008 (BST)

West Becktown

• "Wet Becky" - A 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo
• "Pussy Town" - apparently...Nallan (Talk)

Wyke Hills

• "Dyke Hills" (See Wooman Towers) - a 2 Cool Nickname. xoxo

Yagoton

• "Dagobah" - Coined by Wan Yao in one his moments of especially inspired non-lucidity, and used by him and those unidentified two friends he keeps mentioning. WanYao

Regions

The Arkham Sisters

Made up of the twin suburbs of Old Arkham and New Arkham, the term was coined by 2 Cool and has caused significant public discussion and controversy in it's short history. A variety of other nicknames also exist for the twin 'burbs including (but not limited to) Arkansas, Noah's Arkham and plain ol' Arkham.

The Four Corners

An area within South East Malton populated by brave players who have managed to overcome the urge, NEVER. TO. CROSS. BOUNDARIES. Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?}

Eastonbrooke

A 2 Cool nickname used to refer to the twin suburbs of Eastonwood and Brooke Hills. As Brooke Hills is largely made up of empty blocks and lacks a 'heartland', the area near the border of Eastonwood is often considered to almost be a part of that suburb.

Cities

Monroeville

• "M'ville" or "Mville" Nallan (Talk)
• "Marilyn Monroe" Nallan (Talk)
• "Moronville" --Jelly Otter

Borehamwood

• "B'wood" or "Bwood" Nallan (Talk)
• "BHW" - Used by the duke - xoxo