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Revision as of 14:11, 29 May 2011

There are two groups that go by the name Anti Zombie Squad. For the group run by Dra13, click here

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Anti-Zombie Squad
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Abbreviation: AZS
Group Numbers: 30+
Leadership: Penguinpyro, various individual squad leaders
Goals: Fight for survivordom's best interests and for fun.
Recruitment Policy: Join Here!

We have tequila and pie!

Contact: Forum

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"Zombies: Here today... gunned tomorrow!"

We are also known as the AZS, the Anti-Zombiers, and "those really annoying harmanz."

A long-winded and very elaborate explanation of who we are is immediately below. However, if you are allergic to insanity or in a hurry, please skip down to “VITAL FACTOIDS” for clearer information about us.
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”Who are you guys?”

For many years now, the zombie masses have been pushing the doctrine of Barhah- based primarily on eating brains and shouting out nonsensical words while slaying survivor under survivor under an onslaught of blood and rotting bananaz.
Well. Barhah is powerful. We admit it. It has motivated thousands of zombies to rise up and attack innocent survivors in the name of the ideal of zombie paradise. But ultimately, the power of Barhah is limited, for it is a lie.

That’s right. Those random zombies shouting out random permutations on the words “Bar”, “Hah” and “Gangbang” out on the streets actually can’t be trusted. Shocking, I know.
Opposing it directly is the survivor doctrine Beerhah, which we all know is superior to Barhah, since you *can’t get drunk on brains!* Yes, believe it or not!
We the AZS are the followers of the great Pequilieat, our own special interpretation of Beerhah. Beerhah gives the antidote to Barhah, and Pequilieat likewise does so, although in a more kickass-tastic manner. Pequilieat stands against death. The Anti-Zombie Squad thus stands for Pequilieat and againstBarhah.

“But what the f**k exactly is Pequilieat? And what the f**k does it have to do with your name?!”

Simple. Pequilieat is a holy combination of tequila and pie. It is a Tequila-Pie, hence its holy name: Pequilieat. It is a gift to Malton, and it is the savior (or saviour, as silly Brits insist) for humanity. And we, the Anti-Zombie Squad, are its disciples.
Sidenote: some survivors refer to our pie as “First Aid Kits” and our tequila as “revivification syringes. They are heretics. Everyone knows pie and tequila are far more awesome names.


“So… I asked about you guys, not some pie thingy…why the hell are you telling me this?”

You cannot understand the warrior without understanding what he fights for! We the AZS are a nomadic group, traveling from suburb to suburb in search of survivors to help and suburbs to fix. We valiantly fight the forces of evil, pain, ignorance and soberness wherever they are.

“So… what does the Anti-Zombie Squad do?”

The great tenets of the Pequilieat, which every good Anti-Zombie Squadder obeys by:

Pie, one of the ingredients of the great Pequilieat.
Tequila, one of the ingredients of the great Pequilieat.

I: Thou shalt be charitable.
The Pequilieat wishes to make a better world for all. Everyone, no exceptions, shall benefit from the great Pequilieat. The Anti-Zombie Squad works hard to accomplish such generosity. For example, the AZS gives zombies transportation by dumping them out of buildings and shotgunning them across rooms. Other examples are reviving pro-survivor zombies, repairing buildings, healing survivors, spreading good survivor tactics, barricading appropriately, helping noobs level, and teaching PKers and zergs why it is wise to stay away the heck from us if they want to live. We wish to help all of Malton, and that means ALL of it.
II: Thou shalt be civil and courteous to all.
The Pequilieat favors those who have the maturity and restraint to remain polite even under stress and pain. We know that behind every zombie, PKer, trenchie and zerger is a human being, with emotions, thoughts, and sometimes intelligence. So, we act courteously and politely towards them, only swearing for emphasis and respecting others' rights and feelings no matter who they are.
III: Thou shalt be or try to be cleverer than thine foe.
Pequilieat values wisdom. The AZS too believes in “Work Smarter, Not Harder”, and so we are fervent followers of survivor tactics, constantly striving to improve our coordination and abilities. That means reviving only after scanning, never killing zombies outside (except revive cloggers), maintaining entry points, and keeping one and *only* one katana and Uzi at all times. Like any other smart group, we launch raids when the situation calls for it and change tactics as necessary. In addition, we seek to help others achieve wisdom as well.
IV: Thou shalt play fair.
The Pequilieat frowns upon spying, zerging, and backstabbing, for these are contrary to creating a better world. The AZS will repeatedly grant the gift of dirt napping to everyone who does so in order to show them how to break their unsavory ways.
V: Thou shalt be awesome in the ways of the sauce.;
Granted, other groups might do this better than us. We still know we're awesome, especially with the Pequilieat by us. Awesome tavern bashes, awesome mall sieges, awesomely getting revived- we do our best to be awesome. And we will be humble about our awesome! The most humble ever. Like, in the world. The ULTIMATE, MIGHTY PINNACLE OF HUMILITY AND AWESOME WHICH NO ONE ELSE SHALL EVER, EVER REACH!
…whoops. *End transmission*

Endless Nonsense Philosophization

AKA a further explanation of why Pequilieat is superior.

IRREFUTABLE PROOF:
-You can’t get smashed on Barhah. Except when survivors with crowbars show up.
Pequilieat is half tequila. Thus, it will blow your mind just like any good tequila or controlled substance will.

-Barhah responds to trenchies with mass violence and banana hambargarz gangbang. While it’s entertaining as all hell, it still shows Barhah must stoop to the trenchies’ level and be so barbaric against their fellow brainless!
Pequilieat is morally superior. The Anti-Zombie Squad will educate the trenchcoated ones with education, and seek to contain the damage of the ones that cannot be educated. Those trenchies who cannot be contained or educated are swiftly capped, because seriously… no one can put up with that.

-Barhah is hypocritical regarding PKers, and will either betray their PKer allies by eating their brains or giving them empty support.
Pequilieat has something for everyone, so following that, the AZS gives free ammo to PKers at very fast speeds. Usually the PKers will be so overjoyed at the help we give them that their bodies dump themselves out of the buildings and turn into zombies from sheer excitement. What a great deal! So, you all PKers can rest assured, the Pequilieat has your backs. And your spinal cords.
We’ll even keep your spinal cords safe for you until you start using them. You’re welcome.

-Pies beat bananas. Because bananas can be made into pies, but pies cannot be made into bananas. So, pies are DOMINANT, and thus again, Pequilieat proves its superiority over Barhah.

Ergo, PEQUILIEAT>>BARHAH. Q.E.D.
We the AZS are for Pequilieat. In the end there is only Pie and Tequila.
ALL HAIL THE PEQUILIEAT AND BEERHAH!

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VITAL FACTOIDS about the Anti-Zombie Squad

An old photo of the Anti-Zombie Squad doing what it does best. Photo by Penguinpyro

Overall Summary: We are a fairly large pro-survivor nomadic survivor organization, specializing in invading zombie territory, rapid reviving and using brains rather than brawn to have fun and get s*** done.

Goals: Despite what our name suggests, we much value preserving survivor lives and keeping suburbs safe over simply killing zombies and PKers. And we hate trenchies. Think of us as bodyguards for an entire suburb. We love revives, we love fixing ruins and we love evicting zombies out of buildings where they should not be.

Organization: We provide enough structure and order to make sure everyone’s up-to-speed and acting efficiently, while remaining flexible and valuing the individual’s choices. You won’t be ordered around, unless you want to be, but neither will you be lost.
We are split into three different squads: Eradication, Phoenix and Badass 101, each specializing in defending, reviving and training survivors, respectively.

Location: We are nomadic and change locations monthly in search of either mayhem to stop, or mayhem to create. We travel with allies when they need help or are having a particularly crazy party, and we enjoy sampling zombie foreheads from all over Malton in the meantime!

Leadership: Democracy. We have elected leaders who provide guidance and coordinate activity, but most important decisions are made by only by member consensus. You should have a say, and you do!

Allies: Knights Templar, DEM, The Randoms, The Fortress,Team Xtreme, Skynet Defense Network, Red Guards of Williamsville, Ackland Mall Security, Army Control Corps, Talon Company, and the GHDU are confirmed allies, with many more informal alliances as well. We are also a proud member of the New Malton Colossus.

Enemies: Technically, none. We help everyone out, even zombies, zergs and PKers (though they may not appreciate the free ammo and fire axes to the skull we give them). We have a soft spot in our heart for the MOB and RRF for various reasons, though.

The Anti-Zombie Squad in action against a Zombie Tank. Completely historically accurate, honest.

Tactics: We love tactics. Keeps us alive. We also like helping others with their tactics.

Briefs vs. Boxers: Both are strategically important to an equal extent in a zombie apocalypse.

PKers, death cultists, zergs and GKers: Kill, kill, kill, monitor.

Food: Pie and tequila!

Business: Why so serious

1337sp33k: Get it the hell away from us.

Zambie Scalpin': YES.

Joining us: If you’re not too naughty, and if you enjoy File:Zombie Pile up.gif then Sign up here!

Alliances, complaints, threats of Barhah: Tell us on our forums or on our discussion page.

We have our own fan-club!!!

Other Facts

We have a number of medals to give to both newbies and veteran players for achieving certain in-game displays of creativity and badassness.
Anti-zombie squad/medals

Note: Currently incomplete. Will have a distribution system up and ready in a while.

Quotes about Us

  • "...innocent, affable, helpful types...", "excitingly original" - One of our biggest fans and enthusiasts,Harald Von Holzapfel
  • "They're not epic fail" - uncouth AZS envier Elegant Gentleman Sonny Corleone in an interview with the Malton Observer

AZS History

An old list of our exploits is here.

A fictional account of the AZS's recent activities Not recommended reading, due to brutality, headshots and anti-zombie intensity.

Policies

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The Anti-Zombie Squad finds people with 20 shotguns and katanas to be obnoxious.

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