Anti-zombie squad

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For the similarly-named group run by Dra13, see Anti Zombie Squad.


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Anti-Zombie Squad
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Abbreviation: AZS
Group Numbers: Thirty, as part of SDN
Leadership: The Skynet Core
Goals: Fight for survivordom's best interests and for fun.
Recruitment Policy: Join Here!

We have tequila and pie!

Contact: Forum

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"Zombies: Here today... gunned tomorrow!"

We are also known as the AZS, the Anti-Zombiers, and "those really annoying harmanz."

A long-winded and very elaborate explanation of who we are is immediately below. However, if you want to actually learn something, see “Vital Factoids” for clearer information about us.
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”Who are you guys?”

For many years now, the zombie masses have been pushing the doctrine of Barhah- based primarily on eating brains and shouting out nonsensical words while harassing innocent civilians by tearing out their spines and gnashing on their brains. Opposing it directly and foiling Barhah at every step is the powerful survivor doctrine Beerhah, which we all know is superior to Barhah, since you can’t get drunk on brains! (Although zombies can get smashed when survivors with crowbars show up...)

We the AZS are the followers of the great Pequilieat, our own special brand of Beerhah. Beerhah is the antidote to Barhah, and Pequilieat is also as such, although in a more kickass-tastic manner. Pequilieat stands against death. The Anti-Zombie Squad thus stands for Pequilieat and against Barhah.

“But what the f**k exactly is a Pequilieat? And what the f**k does it have to do with your name?!”

Simple. Pequilieat is a holy combination of tequila and pie. It is a Tequila-Pie, hence its name: Pequilieat. It is a gift to Malton, and it is the savior for humanity. And we, the Anti-Zombie Squad, are its disciples.
Sidenote: some survivors refer to Pie as “First Aid Kits” and Tequila as “revivification syringes". They are heretics. Everyone knows pie and tequila are far more awesome names.

“So… I asked about you guys, not some pie thingy…why the hell are you telling me this?”

You cannot understand the warrior without understanding what he fights for!
We the AZS are a nomadic group, traveling from suburb to suburb in search of survivors to help and suburbs to fix. We valiantly fight the forces of evil, pain, ignorance and soberness wherever they are.

“So… what does the Anti-Zombie Squad do?”

The great tenets of the Pequilieat, which every good Anti-Zombie Squadder obeys by and lives toward:

Pie, one of the ingredients of the great Pequilieat.
Tequila, one of the ingredients of the great Pequilieat.

I: Thou shalt be charitable.
The Pequilieat wishes to make Malton a better place for all. Everyone, no exceptions, shall benefit from the great Pequilieat. The Anti-Zombie Squad works hard to accomplish this goal. For example, we give zombies transportation by dumping them out of buildings and evacuating their brains from their skulls. Other examples are reviving pro-survivor zombies, repairing buildings, healing survivors, spreading good survivor tactics, barricading appropriately, helping noobs level, and teaching PKers and zergs why it is wise to hide from us. We wish to help all of Malton, and that means ALL of it.
II: Thou shalt be civil and courteous to all.
The Pequilieat favors those who have the maturity and restraint to remain polite even under stress and pain. We know that behind every zombie, PKer and trenchie is a human being, with emotions, thoughts, and sometimes intelligence. So, we act courteously and politely towards them, only swearing for emphasis and respecting others' rights and feelings no matter who they are.
III: Thou shalt be or try to be cleverer than thine foe.
Pequilieat values wisdom. The AZS too believes in “Work Smarter, Not Harder”, and so we are fervent followers of survivor tactics, constantly improving our coordination and abilities. That means reviving only after scanning, never killing zombies outside (except revive cloggers), maintaining entry points, and keeping one and *only* one katana and Uzi at all times. Like any other smart group, we launch raids when the situation calls for it and change tactics as necessary. In addition, we also seek to help others learn to play.
IV: Thou shalt play fair.
The Pequilieat frowns upon spying, zerging, and backstabbing, for these are contrary to creating a better world. The AZS will repeatedly grant the gift of dirt napping to everyone who does so in order to show them how to mend their ways.
V: Thou shalt strive for awesomeness.
Granted, other groups do this better than us. We still know we're awesome, especially with the Pequilieat by us. Awesome tavern bashes, awesome mall sieges, awesomely getting revived- we do our best to be awesome. And we will be humble about our awesome! The most humble ever. Like, in the world. The ULTIMATE, MIGHTY PINNACLE OF HUMILITY WHICH NO ONE ELSE SHALL EVER, EVER REACH!

"Umm... okaaaaay then, weird pie people...I'm... going to go now..." *Backs slowly off*

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Vital Factoids about the Anti-Zombie Squad

Note- The AZS is in the middle of a merger with Skynet Defense Network, so some of the following details may change soon.

An old photo of the Anti-Zombie Squad doing what it does best. Photo by Penguinpyro

Overall Summary: Nomadic counter-zombie survivor group, specializing in invading zombie territory, rapid reviving and responding to zombie break-ins.

Goals: Despite what our name suggests, we much value helping survivors and keeping suburbs safe over simply killing zombies and PKers. And we hate trenchies. We love revives, we love fixing ruins and we love helping zombies get out of the house and enjoy the great outdoors (i.e. pavement).

Organization: We provide enough structure and order to make sure everyone’s up-to-speed and acting efficiently, while remaining flexible and valuing the individual’s choices. You won’t be ordered around, unless you want to be, but you will have a clear sense of purpose and direction.

Location: We regularly charge into various zombie-controlled suburbs as part of Skynet Defense Network, thus sampling zombie foreheads from all over Malton.

Leadership: Representative Democracy. We have elected leaders who provide guidance and coordinate activity, but the rank-and-file are consulted often and propose initiatives when necessary. You should have a say, and you do.

Allies: We are officially a part of Skynet Defense Network. Others we have good relations with include the Knights Templar, DEM, The Randoms, The Fortress,Team Xtreme Red Guards of Williamsville, Ackland Mall Security, Army Control Corps, Talon Company, and the GHDU, among others. We are also a proud member of the New Malton Colossus.

Enemies: None. We help everyone out, even zombies, zergs and PKers (though they may not appreciate the free ammo and blows to the skull we give them). We do have a soft spot in our heart for the MOB and RRF for various reasons, though.

The Anti-Zombie Squad in action against a Zombie Tank. Completely historically accurate, honest.

Tactics: We love tactics. Keeps us alive. We also like helping others with their tactics.

Briefs vs. Boxers: Both are strategically important in a zombie apocalypse.

PKers, death cultists, zergs and GKers: Kill, kill, kill, wound lightly.

Food: Pie and tequila.

Business: Why so serious?

1337sp33k: Get it the hell away from us.

Zambie Scalpin': YES.

Joining us: If you’re not too naughty, and if you enjoy File:Zombie Pile up.gif then Sign up here!

Alliances, complaints, threats of Barhah upon our asses: Tell us on our forums or on our discussion page.

We have our own fan-club!!! Even more fanboys! Yay we're POPULUH.

Other Facts

We have a number of medals to give to both newbies and veteran players for achieving certain in-game displays of creativity and badassness.
Anti-zombie squad/medals

Note: Currently incomplete. Will have a distribution system up and ready lord knows when.

Quotes about Us

  • "...innocent, affable, helpful types...", "excitingly original" - One of our biggest fans and enthusiasts,Harald Von Holzapfel
  • "They're not epic fail" - uncouth AZS envier Elegant Gentleman Sonny Corleone in an interview with the Malton Observer

AZS History

An old, no-longer-updated list of our exploits is here.

A fictional account of a few of the AZS's past activities Not recommended reading, due to brutality, headshots and anti-zombie intensity.

Policies

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