April Fools Massacre

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The following groups took part in this event::

Flowers of Disease . Philosophe Knights · Creedy Guerilla Raiders · Columbine Kids . Browncoats . Brotherhood of the Reckoning . Spartans . The Skorpions . GENTLEMEN

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Motto
All Fools Day.


Numbers
Unknown


Who's doing this?
PKA & it's associates.


Goals
Kill everyone we see that day.


Recruitment Policy
1. Be a PKer.
2. Be willing to slaughter every soul in the Mall.

3. Only one PKer per player.


Location
Giddings Mall, Pitneybank

When: Wednesday, April 1st, 2009


Coverage of the Event
Record.


Poetry
This poem was broadcast over the radio just prior to the celebration.


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In the times of yore, the Celtic peoples of the British Isles celebratedHalloween a very different way. Instead of candy and costumes there was vast amounts of feasting, harvest, and huge fires. Livestock were slaughtered and preserved in preperation for winter, people and livestock were purified by fire, and vast pagan worship was observed. Today, the world has commerciallized and bastardized glorious Samhain. To cleanse the sacred day of Samhain, we have slaughtered in Hildebrand Mall and given back to the glorious pagan gods in October of 2007. Bonfires were lit that night and the festivities were merry. The PKA used the flames of these fires to light their own individual hearths from a common flame, thus bonding our families together for a stronger future.


Tag

Mrpunch.jpg April Fools Massacre
This user or group pranked survivors in Giddings Mall on April 1st, 2009.
{{April Fools Massacre}}

List of Practical Jokes

The following unhappy survivors got a bit of cheer upping.

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