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group_name=Assault on Stupid Survivors|
group_image=[[Image:ASS-logo-draft-1.png]]|
group_abbrev=ASS|
group_membership=12|
group_leaders=[[User:Xoid|Xoid]]|
group_goals=Rain down ruinous pain on whomever we choose (but it's all in TEH FUN!)|
group_recruit=Closed|
group_contact=[[Talk:Assault on Stupid Survivors|Talk page]]|
}}

==NPOV Section==
Assault on Stupid Survivors was created in early April of 2006. Its stated objective is to Player-Kill survivors that ASS's founders and members believe to be stupid. After deliberating extensively, ASS's founders selected the [[Crossman Defense Force]] and [[User:Amazing|Amazing]] as its initial targets, although a ceasefire is now in place between these groups.

Some users -- such as ASS's members, allies, and various supporters -- delight in ASS's methods in game and out of game, while other users -- such as those ASS attacks, as well as their allies and supporters -- take issue with them.

Specifically, it should be noted that (as is the case with most groups) many quotes and facts assembled on this page, while correct, may be taken out of context to create exaggerated or humorous effect.

==About ASS==
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Assault on Stupid Survivors (ASS) is a small PKer group started by two high-level humans ([[User:BobHammero|Bob Hammero]] and [[User:McSnatherson|Jimbo Bob]] - "The Bobs") who one day grew tired of being pleasant and helpful, and decided that it would be more enjoyable to maim and kill other survivors. The rest is history. Awesome, awesome history.

=== Latest news ===
* August 15, 2006: Bob Hammero and Jimbo Bob, after founding and leading ASS from the beginning, have hung up their hats and handed the Benevolent Dictator stick to Xoid. Their reasons for retiring are many, and they do so with no small amount of regret. Persons desiring more information should contact [[User:BobHammero|Bob Hammero]] or [[User:McSnatherson|Jimbo Bob]] directly. Long live The Bobs.
* June 28, 2006: ASS has proof positive of an attempted infiltration of its ranks. The traitor will be granted a place on ASS's enemy list for his efforts.
* June 24, 2006: ASS and CDF have created a mutual ceasefire, and as such, all hostilities between ASS and the CDF should cease immediately.
* January 3, 2006: It's been coming to this for a while, but the ASSault is over. It's been a blast, but we are no longer. Farewall, Urban Dead.

Old news and other old information can be found in the [[Assault on Stupid Survivors/Archive|archive]].

== Current ASSault ==
The brave soldiers of ASS, after their wildly successful ASSault against Amazing and the Crossman Defense Force, have embarked on a new ASSault: the '''Summer of Dyin', 2006.''' ASS is touring Malton, executing only the dimmest and most hated of Malton's idiot population. Who ASS has next on their target list is a mystery; their exact plans are cloaked in confusion; and their tactics are obscured with doubt and uncertainty. But hear this, bumbling, drooling, and pathetic dregs: ASS is here. Or are they?

===Show your support===
If you would like to show your support for ASS, feel free to use this template:

{{ASSaultSupporter}}

by typing <code>{{tl|ASSaultSupporter}}</code> where you want the template to appear. You can also use this template:

{{ASSaultSupporterSmall}}

by typing <code>{{tl|ASSaultSupporterSmall}}</code> instead.

== The Republic: The Philosophy and Guidelines of ASS ==
The worst thing about being a survivor is other survivors – because so many of them are '''stupid'''. ASS is thus driven by two overarching goals. First, to cull the human herd of its unproductive idiots, resulting in a more enjoyable play experience for zombies and humans alike. Second, to use the word ASS as often as is humanly possible. Think of it as a form of community service.

Survivors who take issue with ASS's actions or methods should leave a comment on the discussion page. Please include your user name, profile link, and current location to make your subsequent ASSing easier.

=== The Ranks ===
;Leader
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=335744 Anton Howard], General of Electronic Warfare, blood thirsty killer. Was responsible for the ASSault's 450th kill. ('''55 Kills''')

;Members
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=497999 A1C Jerry], The slayer of fat penguins, jesters (who double as Norse gods), alts that end in "ze", like Schultze, and members of "The Abandoned". Has an odd fascination with his "boomstick" (and no, it isn't his shotgun). ('''13 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=602107 Axe Hack], the ex-gangmember who is back to his gangster business. ('''1 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=445127 Brendoshi], Likes soup.  ('''30 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=525220 Deedra X], the only ASSassin who used to be on the Enemy List. Believes grapes are fun. ('''14 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=590680 FlaggerBoy], a killer with a crush on generators. Recipient of the ''ASS 475th kill award'' ('''35 Kills''') 
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=632782 GPLeChuck], enlists stupid survivors in the army of the undead. ('''18 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=455546 hashissiin], Was a mean zombie-killing machine until Creedy Defense Force killed him nonstop without a reason and made him a bitter stupid survivor-killing machine. Recipient of the ''ASS 400th kill award''. ('''69 Kills''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=547037 Naota172], Hates stupid survivors. ('''0 Kills''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=512575 Paradox319], Wishes all the stupid survivors would kill themselves. ('''11 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=305097 Rotticus], who's the oldest member of ASS... He's also too lazy to update his kill count. Also, he's really lazy when it comes to killing people. Sometimes. ('''25 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=598466 Squidward], who joined just to have an excuse for screaming ASS! Recipient of the ''ASS 500th kill award''. ('''14 Kills''')


;The Old Guard - Former Leaders
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281496 Bob Hammero], Founder, General of Warfare and Minister of Propaganda and Public Relations. ('''50 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=140021 Jimbo Bob], AKA "Captain Sarcasm", Founder, General of Asskicking and Minister of Awesomeness. First to 50 kills, and perpetrator of ASS's 250th kill. ('''72 Kills''')

;Former or Inactive Members
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=488952 Gideon Mac] ('''20 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=316630 Grarghal Bob], Lieutenant Commander of Lethal Weaponry. Also known as the Pockmarked Assassin. ('''15 Kills''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=383549 Jacob Cohen], who gets no respect. ('''4 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=459420 Canderous Ordo] ('''2 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?mode=edit&id=570790 Wooldoor Foxbat]  ('''9 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=482474 N0 0ne], Killin' Machine, recipient of the ''ASS 200th kill award''. ('''46 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=448994 cwissball] NTL screwed him so his IP hits are always full. But still killing the odd fucktard in the street.  ('''11 Kills''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=466450 LCpl Khalil] Rabid killing machine. Fresh out of retirement and back on the job. And so happy to be back too. ('''7 Kills''')

;Former members with a boot imprint on their ASS
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=499244 holdonloosely], aka [[User:Gage|Gage]], recipient of the ''ASS Award for Divulging  Confidential Information.'' ('''Stripped of kill-count''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457912 Mr Sheriff], aka [[User:CaptainM|CaptainM]], recipient of the ''ASS Award for Being a Dirty, Dirty Zerger.'' ('''Stripped of kill-count''')

;Supporters

If you want to show your support for ASS, feel free to list your name here.
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=379960 Trish Rydon]
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=604972 Eno's RetradedCousin]
* [[Philosophe Knights]]
* [[User:Chewie|tessutit]]
* [[KleenARMY]]
* [[Team Win]]
* [[User:Walk2|Walk2]] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=203429 (UD profile)]
* [[The Sith Lords]]
* [[UD Hunter Hunters]]

=== Recruitment ===
Membership in ASS is semi-open. ASS operates effectively in large part due to its extremely well-coordinated ASSaults and unquestionably trustworthy members. Our strength comes not from great numbers, but swift and exact action. This necessitates keeping the size of our working group (or groups, should the need arise) small.

We are, however, open to requests for membership. If you are interested in joining ASS, leave a note on our [[{{ns:1}}:{{PAGENAME}}|discussion page]]. We will respond to you there with our decision. All decisions are final. Survivors caught impersonating ASS members will be punished as the ASSault sees fit. Criteria for membership are decided by Xoid, and may include any tests of his choosing. Higher-level players are preferred.

'''New:''' ASS is actively recruiting! See [[Assault on Stupid Survivors/Recruitment|Recruitment]] for more information.

=== Requests for ASSing ===
Requests for the ASSing of another character should be made by leaving a comment on our discussion page. Sufficient documentation of the character's idiocy must be provided. The criteria for sufficiency are at the discretion of the ASSault - a quick tip is, it doesn't have to be formal, but it does have to be convincing. Enough. Furthermore, those survivors making the request should keep in mind that all requests are merely suggestions. ASS reserves the right to accept, ignore, or pass suggestions along to someone else.

=== Contacting ASS ===
The most efficient way to contact ASS is to leave a comment on the [[{{ns:1}}:{{PAGENAME}}|discussion page]]. Should you need to contact Xoid directly, he can be reached by email at [mailto:xoid@hotmail.com xoid@hotmail.com].

=== The Bobs ===
Contrary to what one might think, ASS was ''not'' run by a zerger. Jimbo Bob and Bob Hammero are coincidentally named (although their awesomeness is in no way coincidental). ASS does not condone zerging, and any characters who accuse ASS of zerging will be ASSed.

== Awards and accomplishments ==
* May 17, 2006: The thankful citizens of Malton unveiled a statue depicting the brave soldiers of ASS, along with their heroic leaders, to celebrate ASS reaching 2 kills per day.
* April 2, 2006: ASS was officially founded by Bob Hammero and Jimbo Bob, who were promptly awarded the Congressional Medal of Awesome for their efforts above and beyond the call of duty in cleansing Malton of its rash of stupid citizens.

=== Trophy list ===
# April 2, 2006: ASS scored its first kill, on Amazing cohort [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=371406 Roybot]. Booyah!
# April 3, 2006: ASS scored its second kill, on Amazing cohort [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=311378 Mark Livengood]. MY HOUSE! ...Whatever that means.
# April 3, 2006: Bob Hammero publicly executed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] in a heroic display of strength and courage.
# April 4, 2006: Jimbo Bob fatally pimp-slapped [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=215673 emmeleff]. Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
# April 6, 2006: Jimbo Bob killed Amazing cohort [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=287119 Ballbreaker].
# April 6, 2006: Bob Hammero killed Amazing cohort [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=340007 Gleidus].
# April 7, 2006: Jimbo Bob offed Amazing lackey [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398682 ELite Raynor].
# April 8, 2006: Bob Hammero put Amazing cohort [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=348615 monkphin] into an early grave.
# April 10, 2006: Jimbo Bob successfully re-executed Amazing cohort [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=311378 Mark Livengood]. Spontaneous cheering on the part of onlookers is reported to have ensued.
# April 10, 2006: Bob Hammero slaughtered the extremely annoying [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=431718 foshonkeys], due to the brave absence of the high and mighty CDF in their very own Crossman Grove PD. Fans were on hand to cheer Bob on, to the amusement of one and all.
# April 11, 2006: Bob Hammero taught Amazing lackey [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398682 ELite Raynor] what happens when you get shot repeatedly until you die.
# April 11, 2006: Bob Hammero annihilated Amazing cohort [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=348615 monkphin]. Rumor has it that the gleeful onlookers whispered about the "fall of the CDF," but reports of that group's demise have yet to be confirmed.
# April 12, 2006: Jimbo Bob destroyed Amazing lieutenant and suspected zerger [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=34882 Exo2000] through sheer manliness.
# April 13, 2006: Jimbo Bob eliminated Amazing cohort [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=340007 Gleidus] with extreme prejudice.
# April 13, 2006: Bob Hammero killed Amazing lackey [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398682 ELite Raynor] with total ease, showing once again that flak jackets can at least make it marginally more difficult to kill someone.
# April 13, 2006: Bob Hammero rubbed out Amazing henchman [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281993 Roscoe Underbough].
# April 14, 2006: Jimbo Bob put Amazing lieutenant and suspected zerger [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=34882 Exo2000] on ice.
# April 15, 2006: Bob Hammero dispatched Amazing servant [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=302429 Pain from DS].
# April 16, 2006: Bob Hammero neutralized Amazing henchman [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=371406 Roybot], who was bravely hiding in a non-CDF location.
# April 16, 2006: Jimbo Bob cut down anti-ASSer and idiot extraordinaire [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=188497 SirKill].
# April 17, 2006: Jimbo Bob heroically defended Malton by taking out ASS's arch-villain [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing]. While Superman was unavailable for comment, pundits theorized ''extreme envy''.
# April 19, 2006: Bob Hammero blew away Amazing henchman [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=340007 Gleidus].
# April 20, 2006: Rotticus [http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7762/proof24gg.jpg destroyed] an [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 angsty teenager called Toast Boy].
# April 20, 2006: Bob Hammero put Amazing wannabe [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=364692 Lord Brittish] out of his misery.
# April 20, 2006: Jimbo Bob taught sad little man [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=219664 CodenameDirtbag] that revenge is a dish best served with blazing hot lead.
# April 21, 2006: Rotticus annihilated CDF groupie and fanboy [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=429816 Rashombie]. Take this as a lesson kids, being a CDF groupie '''''*DOESN'T*''''' pay.
# April 21, 2006: Rotticus whacked another CDF fly. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332092 Asher johnson] bites the dust.
# April 21, 2006: Jimbo Bob liquidated another Amazing flunky. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398700 Cloaked Wraith] is no more.
# April 21, 2006: Bob Hammero shot down Amazing worshipper [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester].
# April 22, 2006: Jimbo Bob blew away local vigilante [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=353593 Medic RP].
# April 23, 2006: Jimbo Bob obliterated Amazing lieutenant [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester].
# April 23, 2006: Jacob Cohen blasts Amazing groupie [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=458890 cyberbob240], completely forgetting in the process to get his profile.
# April 23, 2006: Bob Hammero disposed of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy] with the help of some hot lead. '''''Rotticus nods in thankfulness for revenge exacted on Toast Boy 'cause of his lame act of PKing someone who's been stocking up at Caiger for 4 days.'''''
# April 24, 2006: Jimbo Bob neutralized [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=219664 CodenameDirtbag]. '''''Revengified!'''''
# April 25, 2006: Jimbo Bob whacked local punching bag [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester] yet again.
# April 26, 2006: Rotticus nailed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] for dabbling in forbidden arts of being a multi-class character.
# April 26, 2006: Bob Hammero pushed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] off the mortal coil.
# April 26, 2006: Bob Hammero shot and disposed of punching bag wannabe [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy].
# April 26, 2006: **** kills his first CDF member by shooting Amazing's lap dog [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=364692 Lord Brittish] in the face.
# April 27, 2006: Rotticus touched [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=287119 Ballbreaker] with his rotten finger of death.
# April 27, 2006: Jimbo Bob bitch-slapped Amazing minion and suspected zerger [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=168365 DaJiboo3].
# April 28, 2006: Bob Hammero smashed Amazing underling [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398682 ELite Raynor].
# April 28, 2006: **** kills [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] by stabbing him in the face with a kitchen knife.
# April 28, 2006: ****, feeling good about his first CDF kill of the day goes on to slay Atari Techno with the same knife before Yelpish's blood is even dry on it.
# April 28, 2006: **** kills [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=423613 Dynamoo] for attacking him after killing 2 CDF members.
# April 28, 2006: Jimbo Bob showed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze] that crime doesn't pay. For him, anyway.
# April 29, 2006: Jimbo Bob incorporated [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332092 Asher johnson] into an extremely violent performance piece, receiving rave reviews.
# April 30, 2006: N0 0ne wakes up to find a dirty CDF'er [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281993 Roscoe Underbough] stinking up his safe house. So he cleaned up with extreme [http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9220/cdfkillone0ud.jpg prejudice.]
# April 30, 2006: Jimbo Bob made [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] live up to his name. Funny how a crowbar to the groin can make your voice go all high like that.
# May 1, 2006: Jacob Cohen puts three distinct varieties of hurtin' on [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=444621 Cold Fuzion]. [http://h1.ripway.com/Undeadinator/ColdFuzion.jpg Rumors] of [http://h1.ripway.com/Undeadinator/Post-Fuzion.jpg smack-talk] and [http://h1.ripway.com/Undeadinator/Fodder.jpg white slavery] remain unconfirmed, but saucy.
# May 1, 2006: N0 0ne ASSaults another CDF lackey [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=311378 Mark Livengood] Pretty Pictures [http://img437.imageshack.us/img437/8291/cdfkilltwo9ul.jpg Here].
# May 1, 2006: Jimbo Bob exacted sweet sweet vengeance on [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=440486 bIuecheese]. Mm, yeah.
# May 2, 2006: N0 0ne extracts vengence for the death of an ASS member by [http://img309.imageshack.us/img309/4226/sirkill2ky.jpg Killing] ASS enemy [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=188497 SirKill].
# May 3, 2006: Rotticus whacked a CDF fly under the name of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398700 Cloaked Wraith].
# May 3, 2006: Bob Hammero struck down CDF peon [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish].
# May 4, 2006: N0 0ne just ensured that [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=353593 Medic RP] really needs a [http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/7159/cdfkillthree2az.jpg Medic.]
# May 4, 2006: Jimbo Bob brutalized CDF triumvir [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=253292 An Obese Penguin].
# May 6, 2006: Bob Hammero threw CDF punching bag [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester] into the street.
# May 6, 2006: Jimbo Bob destroyed CDF pawn and local paranoiac [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=310837 Delta Flyer].
# May 6, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img284.imageshack.us/img284/593/kronicx1xl.jpg ASSaulted] Amazing Fanboy [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=367120 Kronic X.]
# May 7, 2006: Bob Hammero pistol-whipped CDF grunt [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=371406 Roybot].
# May 7, 2006: Bob Hammero butchered CDF zealot [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=367169 NIghtHawk Z].
# May 7, 2006: N0 0ne got disgusted with Cage midwell's [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332608 foul mouth] and cleaned it with [http://img212.imageshack.us/img212/1928/cagemidwell9vl.jpg extreme force.]
# May 7, 2006: Jimbo Bob helped [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257613 Taceo666] gain a more personal understanding of ballistics.
# May 7, 2006: Jimbo Bob, in an act of supreme heroism, cut arch-villain [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] down to size.
# May 8, 2006: Jimbo Bob gave glutton for punishment [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=253292 An Obese Penguin] (lol punz) more of what he wanted.
# May 10, 2006: N0 0ne removes another [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398700 Cloaked Wraith] member from the land of the [http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/8915/cloakedwraith2qv.jpg living.]
# May 11, 2006: Bob Hammero sentenced [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] to death by public firing.
# May 11, 2006: **** kills failsafe for killing his alt at a revive point TWICE, oh yeah and failsafe just happens to be a CDF member what a coincidence. Fucking ass holes.
# May 11, 2006: Jimbo Bob butchered suspected zerger [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze], after finding him weeping in terror. ASS's reputation precedes it.
# May 11, 2006: Gideon Mac decided that [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=287119 Ballbreaker] looks better full of holes.
# May 11, 2006: A1C Jerry took a fire axe to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=253292 An Obese Penguin]. Repeatedly.
# May 12, 2006: Gideon Mac ran out of clay pigeons so he decided to use [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] for target practice instead.
# May 12, 2006: Bob Hammero beat [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=310837 Delta flyer] to death with the butt of a shotgun.
# May 13, 2006: Gideon Mac shot down [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester].
# May 13, 2006: Jimbo Bob left [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=310837 Delta flyer] face down in his own filth.
# May 14, 2006: Gideon Mac executed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze].
# May 14, 2006: Bob Hammero terminated [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] to the sound of reverent rejoicing.
# May 14, 2006: Jimbo Bob killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=253292 An Obese Penguin] gangland-style.
# May 15, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img211.imageshack.us/img211/6650/zod8ye.jpg terminated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274335 Zod Rhombus.]
# May 15, 2006: Gideon Mac exterminated [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=367169 NIghtHawk Z].
# May 15, 2006: Bob Hammero taught [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] about gun safety.
# May 15, 2006: Grarghal Bob ran into [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] at the bank and deposited his ammunition in Amazing's face.
# May 16, 2006: Grarghal Bob thought [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] looked much better as a corpse.
# May 16, 2006: Grarghal Bob taught [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] a lesson in pain.
# May 16, 2006: Grarghal Bob cooked [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester] a lead sandwich.
# May 16, 2006: Jimbo Bob helped [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy] fulfill his life-long dream of becoming a ballerina by assisting him in performing a graceful pirouette... through a plate-glass window.
# May 17, 2006: Gideon Mac killed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze] again, and there was much rejoicing.
# May 17, 2006: Bob Hammero snuck up behind [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274335 Zod Rhombus] and blew his brains onto a wall.
# May 17, 2006: Bob Hammero pointed a shotgun at [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=73955 Cyber D] and pulled the trigger.
# May 17, 2006: As the heavens opened and the angelic chorus sang out in rapture, Jacob Cohen totally took a gat to [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] in the Crossman Grove PD.
# May 17, 2006: Jimbo Bob awarded [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=50768 Yelpish] a Ph.D... in Pain.
# May 18, 2006: Gideon Mac killed off [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze], and there was much rejoicing.
# May 18, 2006: Jacob Cohen asks [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=373936 Kamwo Mawar] what his name means.  With bullets, more like!  Oh man, iceburn.
# May 18, 2006: Bob Hammero blew [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze] away to remind him why it's a bad idea to screw with ASS.
# May 19, 2006: Brendoshi proved to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=301585 Bodaka] that shooting a member of ASS, even a new one means a smoking shotgun barrel beside your head.
# May 19, 2006: Grarghal Bob administered a final exam on hiding places. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=310837 Delta flyer] flunked.
# May 20, 2006: Gideon Mac shot [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=444621 Cold Fuzion] full of holes, and there was much rejoicing.
# May 20, 2006: Gideon Mac exacted revenge on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=467104 Tuco Ramirez], and there was much rejoicing.
# May 20, 2006: Bob Hammero helped [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=364692 Lord Brittish] get to a hospital with the help of his trusty shotguns.
# May 20, 2006: Grarghal Bob chopped up [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=128153 Billy Bubba] and threw the pieces to the Zombies. The moral? Mess with ASS and you'll end up as a plate of Zombie hors d'oeuvres.
# May 20, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img105.imageshack.us/img105/1559/schultze5br.jpg eliminated] vicious PKer [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze.]
# May 21, 2006: Brendoshi chased after [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274335 Zod Rhombus] after his nasty kill on A1C Jerry. 14 pistol shots, one swing of the axe, and a cleanly aimed punch to the head put him out of his misery.
# May 21, 2006: Bob Hammero reminded [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=188497 SirKill] that revenge is a dish best not served at all to ASS, unless you enjoy seeing revive points a lot.
# May 21, 2006: Jimbo Bob triumphantly returned to Caiger, riddling self-proclaimed idiot [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze] with bullets.
# May 22, 2006: Gideon Mac ended the life of [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276077 Lud Lum], and there was much rejoicing.
# May 22, 2006: Bob Hammero slew longtime enemy [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy].
# May 22, 2006: Grarghal Bob exacted vengeance upon [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441770 Pyscho Billy] for his murder of A1C Jerry. (Thanks man. --[[User:A1C Jerry|A1C Jerry]])
# May 22, 2006: Jimbo Bob asked [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze] to say hi to his alts for him.
# May 23, 2006: Jimbo Bob found Delta flyer's [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297745 alt] attacking him, and turned the tables by turning him inside out.
# May 23, 2006: N0 0ne feeling grumpy after beeing recently killed and revived [http://img54.imageshack.us/img54/9555/seanmc109dv.jpg took] it out on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=482222 seanmc10.]
# May 23, 2006: Gideon Mac made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=219664 CodenameDirtbag] pay for his idiocy, and there was much rejoicing.
# May 24, 2006: Jimbo Bob showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441770 Psycho Billy] why "safehouse" is an oxymoron when you mess with ASS.
# May 24, 2006: Gideon Mac executed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze] for his many crimes, and there was much rejoicing.
# May 25, 2006: Brendoshi stopped [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=188497 Sirkill] with his trusty pistol.
# May 25, 2006: Bob Hammero annihilated [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester].
# May 25, 2006: Jimbo Bob took [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy] out for a night of dancing, drinking, and being shot repeatedly in the face.
# May 26, 2006: Gideon Mac killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=302173 Armathartar] for Brendoshi, and there was much rejoicing.
# May 26, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img458.imageshack.us/img458/8122/schultze8mg.jpg Eliminated] Known PKer [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze.]
# May 26, 2006: After running into [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=168365 DaJiboo3], Grarghal Bob hopes the CDF's benefit package includes a provision for accidental death or dismemberment.
# May 26, 2006: LCpl Khalil slaughtered Amazin g and urinated on his corpse.
# May 27, 2006: Gideon Mac showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze] no mercy.
# May 27, 2006: Jimbo Bob exacted a brutal reckoning upon [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=479726 Jim Killazombie2].
# May 28, 2006: N0 0ne deals out [http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/1179/armathartar6ft.jpg retribution] on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=302173 Armathartar.]
# May 28, 2006: A1C Jerry teaches [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester] how to use a shotgun, using LokiJester as the target.
# May 28, 2006: LCpl Khalil found [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze] masturbating to a picture of Hasselhoff in Caiger Mall and killed him.
# May 29, 2006: Gideon Mac sent [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze] a love letter from all the guys in ASS... it hurt.
# May 29, 2006: Jimbo Bob hurt [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=190032 Mister Quimper] real bad.
# May 29, 2006: Gideon Mac killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281993 Roscoe Underbough], and a grand time was had by all.
# May 30, 2006: Brendoshi Blew [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester] into little pieces, and left him to rot.
# May 30, 2006: Grarghal Bob performed open heart surgery on  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=128153 Billy Bubba]. Sadly, the patient didn't survive.
# May 30, 2006: N0 0ne introduces [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze] to the business end of his [http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/1442/fritze9oi.jpg Axe.]
# May 30, 2006: A1C Jerry ASS's [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257566 LokiJester], again. That makes him being ASSed twice in one day!
# May 31, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img358.imageshack.us/img358/6664/fritze5mw.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze] yet AGAIN... Muwahahaha!
# May 31, 2006: Jimbo Bob put [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze] into a world of hurt.
# May 31, 2006: Gideon Mac took out [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=190032 Mister Quimper].
# June 1, 2006: Grarghal Bob showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=133888 Privateer] how to shoot someone dead without hitting someone else in the process.
# June 1, 2006: LCpl Khalil terminated [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297745 Marty the Party] for indecent exposure and having a gay name.
# June 1, 2006: Jimbo Bob educated [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy] on the finer points of pain.
# June 2, 2006: Brendoshi left [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy] burnt on one side full of holes.
# June 2, 2006: Gideon Mac executed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=479726 Jim Killazombie2].
# June 2, 2006: Grarghal Bob gave a firearms demonstration. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=133888 Privateer] volunteered to be the target.
# June 2, 2006: LCpl Khalil killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=445776 Quendus].
# June 2, 2006: Jimbo Bob shot and killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=482222 seanmc10]. With ''bullets''.
# June 3, 2006: LCpl Khalil needed some target practice. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=327521 Dirty Bubbles] was the perfect target. Need we say more.
# June 4, 2006: Gideon Mac killed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze].
# June 4, 2006: N0 0ne killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze] yet [http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/7486/schultze9pu.jpg again.]
# June 5, 2006: N0 0ne showed [http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/6952/nhz9mt.jpg no mercy] to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=367169 NIghtHawk Z.]
# June 5, 2006: Bob Hammero killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=467104 Tuco Ramirez].
# June 5, 2006: Bob Hammero killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=219664 CodenameDirtbag].
# June 6, 2006: Brendoshi wiped out [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=482222 seanmc10]. Happy PK day all.
# June 6, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img335.imageshack.us/img335/2637/dirtybubbles4lr.jpg removes] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=327521 Dirty Bubbles] from his wine.
# June 6, 2006: Gideon Mac killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze].
# June 8, 2006: Brendoshi killed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy]
# June 8, 2006: Straight after this Brendoshi helped [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze] leave this world.
# June 8, 2006: N0 0ne makes [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=479726 Jim Killazombie2] a [http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3734/killazombie1pq.jpg Zombie.]
# June 9, 2006: N0 0ne kills [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=253292 An Obese Penguin.] and finds out if [http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/646/anobesepenguin2bf.jpg Penguin] tastes like chicken!
# June 9, 2006: Jimbo Bob defenestrated [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze].
# June 10 2006: Brendoshi blew [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze] away.
# June 10, 2006: Grarghal Bob made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=371406 Roybot] self-destruct.
# June 10, 2006: Jimbo Bob ventilated [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297745 Marty the Party].
# June 11, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7665/heintze1nd.jpg terminated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze.]
# June 11, 2006: Grarghal Bob made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=444621 Cold Fuzion] overheat. Science is fun!
# June 12, 2006: Even in his current state of mind Brendoshi took out [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy], and enjoyed every minute of it.
# June 12, 2006: Grarghal Bob exorcised [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398700 Cloaked Wraith] with a shotgun of awesomeness.
# June 12, 2006: Jimbo Bob rearranged [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze].
# June 12, 2006: cwissball showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=306452 Kelvira] why she shoulden't piss off a member of ASS.
# June 14, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img102.imageshack.us/img102/113/dirtbag2cw.jpg Exterminated] a dirtbag named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=219664 CodenameDirtbag.]
# June 14, 2006: Grarghal Bob exacted vengeance on wanton murderer [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=508643 Bnort].
# June 15, 2006: Brendoshi blew [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze] into tiny annoying pieces.
# June 15, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6824/quendus3hz.jpg Introduced] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=373936 Kamwo Mawar] to the zombie lifestyle.
# June 17, 2006: Brendoshi put a bullet through [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=373936 Kamwo Mawar's] head.
# June 17, 2006: Jimbo Bob bestowed a munificent gift upon the community by killing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing].
# June 17, 2006: Jimbo Bob then followed up on this by executing another member of the CDF's tribunal, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274335 Zod Rhombus].
# June 18, 2006: Brendoshi had little action points but was bored to death. He proceeded to kill [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze].
# June 18, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/29/quendus2vf.jpg Removes] an annoyance named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=445776 Quendus] from Caiger.
# June 19, 2006: Brendoshi found [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] in hiding, and blew him into tiny not-so-Amazing pieces.
# June 19, 2006: Jimbo Bob murderized [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392529 Toast Boy].
# June 20, 2006: Bob Hammero used [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297745 Marty the Party] for ballistics practice.
# June 20, 2006: Bob Hammero showed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=467107 Mil Mascaras] what death by gunfire looks like.
# June 21, 2006: Brendoshi found [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297745 Marty the Party] outside St Issy's and decided to kill him because of his stupid name and his very stupid profile.
# June 21, 2006: Bob Hammero caught [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297927 Ruki] hiding in Caiger Mall and shot him on sight.
# June 22, 2006: After searching Caiger and finding nobody, Brendoshi looked a little further and found [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281210 EiNSAM]. Much shooting later the stupid survivor got dumped outside.
# June 22, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/2998/zod2jo.jpg Scores a big kill!] It's [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274335 Zod Rhombus!!]
# June 23, 2006: holdonloosely killed his first CDF member, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=19654 Tabitha].
# June 24, 2006: holdonloosely strikes again, killing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=337866 Agent White]. As he kills him he wonders how he can look like a warrior/healer.
# June 24, 2006: Bob Hammero blasts [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=250581 Annarchy] into a wall.
# June 24, 2006: holdonloosely deals a killing blow to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297745 Marty the Party], racking up his third kill.
# June 25, 2006: holdonloosely tracked down and absolutely destroyed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=111807 El Borbah], an idiot who had tried to kill him earlier!
# June 26, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/9977/jettblack3ji.jpg killed] a bad cop named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=497628 Jett Black.]
# June 26, 2006: Brendoshi hurt [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=144065 CheneyEatPoop] bad. With his shotgun.
# June 26, 2006: Bob Hammero blasted away at [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297927 Ruki] until he understood that attacking ASS doesn't pay.
# June 28, 2006: Anton Howard accidentally lodged a hail of lead into [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=190032 Mister Quimper]'s sorry hide.
# June 29, 2006: holdonloosely tripped over his shotgun and accidentally shot [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=111807 El Borbah] 17 times.
# June 29, 2006: holdonloosely brutally kills [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=467104 Tuco Ramirez]. He ponders to himself what kind of name "Tuco" is anyway.
# July 1, 2006: Bob Hammero threw [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze] off the top of a building.
# July 1, 2006: holdonloosely found [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=190032 Mister Quimper] napping in the NT building just outside of Caiger mall, and promptly shot him in the face.
# July 2, 2006: Anton Howard hunted down and executed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=219664 CodenameDirtbag].
# July 2, 2006: holdonloosely caught the infamous [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze], and smashed his head into the ground until he stopped moving.
# July 2, 2006: N0 0ne extracts [http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/9045/quimper4vp.png Revenge] on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=190032 Mister Quimper.]
# July 2, 2006: Jimbo Bob broke [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=337866 Agent White]'s control of the Matrix. Yet another triumph for humanity brought to you by ASS!
# July 3, 2006: Anton Howard sent [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=440486 bIuecheese] on an all expenses paid trip to the morgue.
# July 3, 2006: N0 0ne tells [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=190032 Mister Quimper] a story with a [http://img285.imageshack.us/img285/4736/quimpere5js.png bad] ending. --[[User:Technerd|Technerd]] 21:53, 3 July 2006 (BST)
# July 3, 2006: holdonloosely slits [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94332 Schultze]'s throat with one of the broken syringes littering the floor of the building
# July 3, 2006: Anton Howard gave [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=361521 Blue Demon] a buckshot enema.
# July 4, 2006: Jimbo Bob turned [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281210 EiNSAM] into a fireworks display. Happy 4th, everybody!
# July 4, 2006: Brendoshi Added to the firework display by blowing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=467107 Mil Mascaras] into tiny little pieces.
# July 4, 2006: Bob Hammero tried to teach [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=294457 Big Daddy Fat Sex] about shotgun safety, but later learned that Big Daddy Fat Sex wasn't bulletproof.
# July 4, 2006: cwissball showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=144065 CheneyEatPoop] what the other end of a shotgun looks like.
# July 4, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5206/agentwhite0af.png liberates] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=337866 Agent White] from the bonds of the living.
# July 4, 2006: Paradox319 shot [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=361521 Blue Demon] to death.
# July 5, 2006: Brendoshi wasted [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=361521 Blue Demon]
# July 5, 2006: Jimbo Bob pushed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=7913 WildKard84] into traffic.
# July 6, 2006: holdonloosely encouraged the stupid [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=474028 Cobalt 60] to play in traffic. He was so dumb that he still died even though there is no traffic in Malton
# July 6, 2006: Bob Hammero showed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=7913 WildKard84] the ropes, then hung him with them.
# July 7, 2006: holdonloosely made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=144065 CheneyEatPoop] eat poop. He slowly died from E-coli.
# July 7, 2006: Jimbo Bob struck a blow against the Axis by murderizing [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=117628 bettinazzi].
# July 7, 2006: Jimbo Bob tore [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=117628 bettinazzi] limb from limb.
# July 9, 2006: Jimbo Bob made like Dick Cheney and shot [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=499724 Snootchy] in the face with his shotgun.
# July 10, 2006: Anton Howard gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=406106 Lessis Solono] a lesson on the effects of a shotgun blast to the head.
# July 11, 2006: Paradox319 avenged the death of N0 0ne by throwing  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=155005 Murgel] off Calvert Mall.
# July 15, 2006: holdonloosely showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=187182 Eric Wolton] that being stupid doesn't pay.
# July 16, 2006: Bob Hammero abandoned [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=213248 Danny252]'s corpse after filling it with hot lead.
# July 16, 2006: holdonloosely tricked [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=303085 Downed Pilot] into killing himself.
# July 16, 2006: Brendoshi turned [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=453893 nukular] into tiny, '''abandoned''' pieces.
# July 16, 2006: Paradox319 introduced [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=351774 Lucifer The Scorpion] to his good friend Mr. Pistol.
# July 16, 2006: Jimbo Bob beheaded [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] for his presumption in claiming the royal name of Bob.
# July 16, 2006: A1C Jerry introduced Will Kurada to the ASS zone. He died shortly there after.
# July 16, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/9291/blackjackgc2.png ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549335 McBlackjack] in [[Bale Mall]] OMG are the [[BME]] gonna get mad? Update at 10 O'clock.
# July 16, 2006: Wooldoor introduced [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=559463 Lucien Caldwell] to his pet boomstick, Bubba.
# July 17, 2006: Bob Hammero plugged [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94588 ErynSMA] into a generator, and then she went all quiet and dead for some reason.
# July 17, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549335 McBlackjack] tried to kill Paradox319 with a knife...unfortunately he should've known not to bring a knife to a gun fight.
# July 17, 2006: Jimbo Bob gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] no reprieve.
# July 17, 2006: Anton Howard filled [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336591 Altair Corbin]'s skull with 9mm parabellum.
# July 17, 2006: Bob Hammero threw [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=360945 Captain Flutergork] to a group of hungry zombies.
# July 17, 2006: N0 0ne got [http://img49.imageshack.us/img49/9717/bangeroc0.png Angry] at [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=503120 B Anger.]
# July 17, 2006: A1C Jerry got [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=303085 Downed Pilot] sleeping in Bale Mall. He quickly showed him the door to the ASS zone. He died, just like Will Kurada.
# July 18, 2006: Rotticus has had the unfortunate event to wipe out [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=557663 The Silver Shining].
# July 18, 2006: Wooldoor took care of another Abandoned member - yet forgot to take his profile down. Silly Wooldoor.
# July 18, 2006: A1C Jerry made his lucky 7th on kill on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp]. Hurray for easy kills on The Abandoned!
# July 18, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/830/altairgd3.png ASSaults] yet another Abandoned soul. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336591 (Altair Corbin)]
# July 18, 2006: Jimbo Bob thawed some [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=444999 frozenwaffles] with the application of a little (okay, a lot of) hot lead.
# July 19, 2006: Anton Howard gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=323252 Riser] a primer on the effects of hot lead hurtling towards your skull. Riser, fortunately, did not survive the lesson.
# July 19, 2006: Anton Howard made a nice mural with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=453196 Orie Shizuoka]'s gray cells.
# July 19, 2006: Paradox319 got [http://img457.imageshack.us/my.php?image=angryyr3.png really angry] with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=503120 B Anger.], so he threw him out of the building for the zombies to feed on.
# July 19, 2006: Brendoshi pied out [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=360945 Captain Flutergork] and taunted him accordingly.
# July 19, 2006: A1C Jerry decided to practice his aim on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=323252 Riser]. His aim is pretty damn good.
# July 19, 2006: Bob Hammero scratched [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=57255 Scratch'nsniff] with a bullet to the head.
# July 19, 2006: holdonloosely snuffed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438917 Francis Snottly III]
# July 19, 2006: Jimbo Bob renewed his pistol's acquaintance with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp].
# July 20, 2006: Anton Howard tested his quickdraw. [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=516446 John the Quicker] wasn't up to the challenge.
# July 20, 2006: Eric Wolton [http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/1383/ericwolton1je0.png bit the dust], care of Wooldoor's pimped-out boomstick.
# July 21, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=559463 Lucien Caldwell] has tested Rotticus's mettle and the deck was swabbed with Lucien's head used as a mop.
# July 21, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=453196 Orie Shizuoka] has been taken down a peg or two by Canderous Ordo.
# July 21, 2006: Wooldoor [http://img106.imageshack.us/img106/3273/frozenwaffles1pz9.png taught] frozenwaffles the foolishness of staying in the same building as an ASS member for over a day.
# July 21, 2006: holdonloosely showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=303085 Downed Pilot] that knowledge is power. Unfortunately for him, his 'power' was dwarfed by that of holdonloosely.
# July 22, 2006: Canderous Ordo helped [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] see the other side.
# July 22, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/5186/riseror2.png removed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=323252 Riser] from the ranks of the living stupid.
# July 22, 2006: Wooldoor decided to [http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1043/deras1kt3.png push] The Abandoned member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=509996 Deras] off a cliff, to see whether he would fly. He didn't.
# July 23, 2006: Anton Howard put [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=208978 Caligari87] out of his misery, beheading him with his trusty axe.
# July 23, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/8364/udhelpar7.png helped] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] return to zombiehood.
# July 24, 2006: holdonloosely savagely murdered [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=482186 Will Kurada]
# July 24, 2006: Brendoshi once again took out [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=360945 Captain Flutergork].
# July 24, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img294.imageshack.us/img294/7618/wafflesvk4.png threw out] his [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=444999 frozenwaffles.]
# July 24, 2006: Bob Hammero helped [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] achieve his lifelong dream of skydiving. Unfortunately for UDHelp, Bob didn't give him a parachute.
# July 24, 2006: Bob Hammero handed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=177192 Aristharus] a grenade with no pin.
# July 25, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549335 McBlackjack] got himself another 5-6 holes through which to expel excess waste. Rumors indicate that Rotticus carried out the operation rather successfully. Zombies got another one to bolster their ranks.
# July 25, 2006: Wooldoor accidentally [http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/5332/francissnottlyiiiyy2.png killed] The Abandoned member Francis Snottly III, instead of healing him. Whoops.
# July 25, 2006: Bob Hammero turned [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=119637 Dusty Quad] into a dusty corpse.
# July 26, 2006: Anton Howard disemboweled [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=324454 iceblue].
# July 26, 2006: Brendoshi killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=453196 Orie Shizuoka].
# July 26, 2006: Wooldoor, on a whim, decided to [http://img76.imageshack.us/img76/7488/altaircorbin1fs4.png shove] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336591 Altair Corbin's] head into a TV.
# July 27, 2006: holdonloosely showed the ironically named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=328800 the deadline] that there was in fact a deadline, ''on his life''.
# July 27, 2006: N0 0ne gets [http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/8775/murgelqa4.png revenge] by killing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=155005 Murgel] in a flurry of shotgun blasts.
# July 27, 2006: holdonloosely helped [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] by showing him the ropes. He showed him how to tie a hangman's noose first.
# July 28, 2006: Anton Howard dropped an anvil on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=492697 Albert Iordache].
# July 29, 2006: [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] forgot how to tie the hangman's noose, so holdonloosely showed him again.
# July 29, 2006: N0 0ne gets pissed at [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438917 Francis Snottly III's] attitude and [http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/9746/snottlyln2.png removes] the annoyance.
# July 29, 2006: Wooldoor decided to [http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/447/nukular1ci8.png test] out the latest model of shotgun on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=453893 nukular]. It worked flawlessly.
# July 29, 2006: Anton Howard pushed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=559463 Lucien Caldwell] down a flight of stairs.
# July 29, 2006: Brendoshi ASSed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438917 Francis Snottly III].
# July 30, 2006: Anton Howard gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=453196 Orie Shizuoka] their final grade in art class. Shizuoka committed suicide in despair.
# July 30, 2006: Jimbo Bob ended the loathsome line of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438917 Francis Snottly III].
# July 30, 2006: Jimbo Bob tricked [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] into stupiding himself to death.
# July 30, 2006: Brendoshi ended [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=324454 iceblue]'s life on this planet.
# July 30, 2006: Wooldoor put [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336591 Altair Corbin] out of his [http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/1380/altaircorbin2ya7.png misery].
# July 31, 2006: holdonloosely beheaded [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=324454 iceblue]
# July 31, 2006: holdonloosely disemboweled [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=557663 The Silver Shining]
# July 31, 2006: Jimbo Bob stuck [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=177192 Aristharus] with a hypodermic full of bleach.
# July 31, 2006: Jimbo Bob held [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=559463 Lucien Caldwell]'s face in a bucket of water.
# July 31, 2006: Anton Howard watched in amusement as [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549335 McBlackjack] spontaneously combusted.
# July 31, 2006: N0 0ne scratched & [http://img183.imageshack.us/img183/944/scratchau1.png Snuffed] Abandoned member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=57255 Scratch'nsniff]
# August 1, 2006: holdonloosely tricked [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=453196 Orie Shizuoka] into shooting himself. Several times.
# August 1, 2006: Wooldoor [http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6442/dustyquad1og8.png avenged] Rotticus' death by murdering Dusty Quad. Gotcha!
# August 1, 2006: Jimbo Bob busted [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549335 McBlackjack].
# August 1, 2006: Brendoshi made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=360945 Captain Flutergork] more useful by turning him into a rotting corpse.
# August 1, 2006: A1C Jerry made a bet with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549335 McBlackjack] that A1C couldn't juggle his shotguns. Unfortunately for A1C, he was right; unfortunately for McBlackjack, the shotguns hit the ground, and shot off, killing him.
# August 2, 2006: Brendoshi ASSed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=482186 Will Kurada]
# August 2, 2006: Anton Howard forcibly ejected [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=559463 Lucien Caldwell] from a nightclub.
# August 2, 2006: A1C Jerry came across Abandoned member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=94588 ErynSMA] for the first time. He quickly ASS'd them for the first time too! Hurray for ErynSMA!
# August 3, 2006: Anton Howard beat [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549335 McBlackjack] to death with a tire iron.
# August 3, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/9900/tmpz6.png "Hacked"] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=531771 TortureMachine] to death.
# August 3, 2006: Anton Howard euthanised [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=438917 Francis Snottly III].
# August 5, 2006: Anton Howard gutted [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=509996 Deras].
# August 5, 2006: A1C Jerry used [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=129410 Wileysez] as way to check if his pistol was loaded. Turns out, it was. Also: It was Wileysez's first time being ASS'd! Congrats!
# August 5, 2006: Anton Howard made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=360945 Captain Flutergork] walk the plank.
# August 6, 2006: holdonloosely ripped [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=531771 TotureMachine] a new one.
# August 6, 2006: Anton Howard gunned down [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=496741 Mood Indigo]. Indigo learnt the hard way that you don't fuck with the ASSault.
# August 7, 2006: LCpl Khalil came out of retirement and introduced [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=436595 Kriegstein] to the science of wound ballistics.
# August 7, 2006: Brendoshi killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=150109 Setters]
# August 8, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/263/udhelpla9.png helped] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=405292 UDHelp] die again.
# August 9, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img55.imageshack.us/img55/3802/koryrfb4.png Massacred] yet another whiney member of [[The Abandoned]], [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=552743 Koryr.]
# August 9, 2006: holdonloosely scratched [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=57255 Scratch'nsniff] off the map, and he smelled like cherries... and... ''blood of course.''
# August 9, 2006: holdonloosely gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=509996 Deras] a healthy fear of his pistol.
# August 9, 2006: Anton Howard sent [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=313922 Sabre1] the way of all flesh.
# August 10, 2006: Anton Howard taught [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=496741 Mood Indigo] not to start something with ASS unless you're prepared to finish it as well.
# August 10, 2006: LCpl Khalil took [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=144065 CheneyEatPoop] hunting.Do we have to tell you the rest of the story?
# August 11, 2006: N0 0ne avenges Bob Hammero by [http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/5792/bettinob6.png killing] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=117628 bettinazzi]
# August 11, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=531771 TortureMachine] was hung, drawn and quartered by Anton Howard.
# August 11, 2006: holdonloosely killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=232970 Syagrius] who has brain rot. Good luck getting a revive, buddy.
# August 15, 2006: holdonloosely killed the leader of the CDF, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274335 Zod Rhombus]
# August 15, 2006: holdonloosely killed another important CDF member, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=345077 1 4]
# August 15, 2006: Mr Sheriff left a ridiculous smell of ASS in Caiger Mall when he killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=294679 Mykha].
# August 15, 2006: A1C Jerry was bored, and decided to let loose some rounds at [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=274335 Zod Rhombus]. Once again, A1C Jerry shows that boredom kills.
# August 15, 2006: holdonloosely killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 Amazing] his third kill in a 24 hour period. Truly an "Amazing" feat.
# August 17, 2006: Anton Howard emptied his 12 gauge into supreme scumbag [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457242 Reitz].
# August 17, 2006: Mr Sheriff made his second ASS kill by killing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=474028 Cobalt 60], but was Flummoxed for a Catch Phrase.
# August 18, 2006: This Christmas, Jimbo Bob gave the gift of murder. [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=398682 ELite Raynor] didn't seem to appreciate it very much, though.
# August 18, 2006: Jimbo Bob said goodbye to the group he helped lead to such overwhelming greatness in the only way appropriate - by murdering one last [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=340007 idiotic CDFer].
# August 20, 2006: Jimbo Bob [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=167426 just couldn't resist].
# August 21, 2006: Mr Sheriff kicked off the ASSing of the DDDS by killing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=275218 Calthaer]!
# August 22, 2006: Rotticus [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=265636 mowed the lawn].
# August 22, 2006: Mr Sheriff killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=153402 Himatok]. Come on Guys, I can't ASS the DDDS alone!
# August 23, 2006: Anton Howard ASSed a real ASShole known as [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=192470 Lord Lucan].
# August 23, 2006: Anton Howard flayed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332440 Nung] alive.
# August 23, 2006: Brendoshi ASSed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=316051 Enid Blyton]. Just look at that description...
# August 23, 2006: N0 0ne catches [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=488430 private000] in a private moment and [http://img390.imageshack.us/img390/9180/privatehj1.png ends] it.
# August 23, 2006: Mr Sheriff killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=316051 Enid Blyton] while the bastard was online. Yet he did nothing to stop it, the bastard!
# August 23, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=316051 Enid Blyton] Does not seem to realise that sitting in the same place where killed before after being revived will only end up in death again.
# August 24, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=488430 private000] was castrated by "Dr." Anton Howard.
# August 24, 2006: N0 0ne [http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/9352/lordah2.png Dethroned] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=192470 Lord Lucan] in a very violent manner.
# August 25, 2006: Rotticus turned [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=56657 Stu] into a real red man. Drowned in his own blood, the poor sod...
# August 25, 2006: Anton Howard spayed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=126393 Meowdam].
# August 25, 2006: Paradox319 introduced [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=488430 private000] to his firing squad.
# August 27, 2006: Rotticus showed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=126393 Meowdam] that meowing at the moon doesnt pay as it lures fellow ASSassins to the neighborhood.
# August 27, 2006: Anton Howard gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=153402 himatok] a nice pair of concrete shoes.
# August 28, 2006: The honourable Anton Howard sentenced [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332440 Nung] to death by firing squad.
# August 29, 2006: Anton Howard put [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332440 Nung] six feet under.
# August 30, 2006: A1C Jerry gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=488430 private000] a cold, silent, yet oddly humorous death.
# August 31, 2006: Rotticus is angry cause he had to use more AP than he wanted to on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=332440 Nung]. Retribution comes soon.
# September 1, 2006: Mr Sheriff killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317416 Dr Demento], THATS WHAT YOU GET!
# September 1, 2006: Deedra [http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/579/demonseed1rt1.png avenged] Anton Howard's multiple deaths at the hands of the monstrously hypocritical [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=476430 DeMoN sEEd].
# September 1, 2006: Deedra found DDDS homeboy [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=153402 himatok], and just couldn't resist [http://img115.imageshack.us/img115/4292/himatok1fs0.png blowing him away].
# September 1, 2006: Mr Sheriff killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=56657 Stu Redman] while trying to figure out where the fuck he parked his car.
# September 2, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=372736 More revenge] for Mr Sheriff.
# September 3, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=126393 Meowdam] was splattered onto the walls by Mr Sheriff
# September 4, 2006: Deedra conducted some [http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/8691/drdemento1ey8.png scientific experiments] using [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317416 Dr Demento] as the guinea pig. They were a complete success.
# September 6, 2006: Mr Sheriff ASSed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=119637 Dusty Quad], I'm too tired to think of a funny way to put it.
# September 8, 2006: N0 0ne gets his first [http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/6317/havlichekuc9.png kill] on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=198286 Havlichek] after coming back from vacation.
# September 9, 2006: Responding to an anonymous tip from a concerned Malton citizen, Deedra [http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9172/dustyquad1uo6.png rescued] the city from the dangerous criminal mastermind known only by the alias [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=119637 Dusty Quad]. Rejoice!
# September 13, 2006: Paradox319  [http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/2300/thebeardhunterfj6.png ripped] off [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=580701 THE BEARD HUNTER]'s beard, laughed, and proceeded to shoot him multiple times...ending his life.
# September 16, 2006: Rotticus [http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/2961/cowboyupjh5.jpg murdered] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=99602 Cowboy Up] the old [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/The_Gray gray way]. Zombiedom FTW!!!
# September 19, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=599194 Robert the gamer]was [http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/233/clipboard01rv0.jpg annihilated] for [http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/609/clipboard02cu0.jpg conspiring] against ASS members.
# September 20, 2006: In a deliciously ironic twist, Deedra [http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9804/hanoverfist1yf0.png viciously mutilated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=334137 Hanover Fist] in retaliation for his crimes against humanity.
# September 20, 2006: Paradox319 tried out his new shotgun on [http://img167.imageshack.us/my.php?image=vashkanf8.png Vashka]
# September 21, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/194/djsmithmf3.gif gets ready] for the equinox by covering himself in [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH]'s blood.
# September 21, 2006: Paradox319 got [http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=treacherousskillzkn3.png revenge] for the deaths  of several ASS Members by killing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz]
# September 21, 2006: Anton Howard worked [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH] over with a 2x4.
# September 21, 2006: hashissiin got a new medication and a brand new shotgun from his doctor, and met a very stupid survivor called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=45937 Cpt Timbob] and ripped his tiny private bits off. That operation required a microscope and some surgery skills.
# September 22, 2006: Anton Howard pushed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH] into an incinerator.
# September 22, 2006: FlaggerBoy missed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=498271 Maltzan] [http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/4073/malzanpx0.png for a tree].
# September 22, 2006: Mr Sheriff kills [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=593138 Sgt Smackdown]. 
# September 23, 2006: hashissiin tried to teach [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317565 Shantzman] to read and write but got frustrated and strangled him.
# September 23, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/929/brandongy2.png ASSaulted] the CreedyDF bounty hunter [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=15953 Brandon Heat]
# September 24, 2006: hashissiin flushed brutal killer [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=299513 Cult] away.
# September 24, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/7110/liamzv6.png saluted] the CreedyDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=592370 Liam Kartheiser].
# September 25, 2006: hashissiin suffocated [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=312668 Malcon Harp] with a plastic bag.
# September 25, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/5144/djsmith2cw9.png got] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH] again.
# September 26, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/2013/shunmm5.png cleansed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=71940 Shun] from the [[Creedy Defense Force|CDF]].
# September 27, 2006: Paradox319 [http://img97.imageshack.us/my.php?image=treacherousskillz2zq5.png ASSed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz] in the same spot as last time… stupid survivor.
# September 27, 2006: hashissiin pushed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=552698 Weathervane] through the window and stabbed him to death with slivers of glass.
# September 28, 2006: Anton Howard strangled CreedyDF leader [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=408468 ryank7].
# September 28, 2006: Deedra [http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1178/eradosisoen1ng6.png drowned] CDF PKRU homeboy [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=349779 Erados Isoen] in an outhouse. Ew.
# September 28, 2006: Deedra, in a stunning display of showmanship, managed to [http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/6383/cowboyup1ej9.png beat] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=99602 Cowboy Up] to death with his own skull.
# September 28, 2006: hashissiin smacked a bitch named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz] up… to his death, ending Skillz' chauvinist acts and murdering of ASS members.
# September 28, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9917/knifeinhandqo8.png offered a cup of tea] to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=626295 KnifeInHand].
# September 29, 2006: Anton Howard gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276077 Lud Lum] a serious case of lead poisoning.
# September 29, 2006: Flaggerboy, in a joint strike with with Anton Howard, [http://img144.imageshack.us/img144/7305/skillzcj6.png downed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz].
# September 30, 2006: GPLeChuck [http://img151.imageshack.us/my.php?image=treachskillzmt2.jpg tore the soul apart] of a spineless maggot called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz].
# October 1, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img142.imageshack.us/img142/576/udkillermj6.png vandalized] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=51325 UDKiller]'s face with his [[Wikipedia:Boomstick|boomstick]].
# October 1, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img117.imageshack.us/img117/8366/farmerbobvo6.png stuffed]  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=143138 Farmer Bob] in a huge jar of manjuice.
# October 1, 2006: Rotticus accidentally [http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/1238/djsmithkillox0.jpg poured] 25 bullets into another pathetic CDF-er,[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH]. Also, for Rotticus, its still october the first. Different timezones and all that.
# October 1, 2006: Flaggerboy, in a killing spree, [http://img287.imageshack.us/img287/3712/ludlumeh5.png redeemed] [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276077 Lud Lum]. Damn those PKers!
# October 1, 2006: hashissiin challenged [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=408468 ryank7] to a [http://img50.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ryank7fw5.png duel].
# October 2, 2006: Rotticus [http://img145.imageshack.us/img145/5961/udkillerdeadix2.jpg gave] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=51325 UDkiller] a taste of his own medicine, death. Unfortunately, Rotticus, being in school forgot to shout the regular ASS anthem... Arg.
# October 2, 2006: Anton Howard brought war criminal and evil dictator [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=99602 Coyboy Up] to [http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/3121/cusuffereduw3.png justice].
# October 2, 2006: hashissiin killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=397602 ShepChop] by chopping his head off.
# October 2, 2006: After being [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6636/dusty1qz2.png amused] by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=119637 Dusty Quad]; FlaggerBoy [http://img426.imageshack.us/img426/5594/dusty2aq4.png argued] about chemistry with him.
# October 2, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/1598/shavedyavi5.png shaved] the beardo known as [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=118949 Dick Richards].
# October 3, 2006: hashissiin strangled [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=99602 Cowboy Up] because he refused to share his toys.
# October 3, 2006: Anton Howard administered a [http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/9873/gotchayatt5.png lethal injection] to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=487190 Ash TheKing Williams].
# October 3, 2006: GPLeChuck used [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=533473 face tee] for [http://img239.imageshack.us/img239/5225/faceteexz5.jpg voodoo cannonball practice] .
# October 3, 2006: Breaking a short kill-drought, Mr Sheriff killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=264909 Thunder Wolf]. He's coming back!
# October 4, 2006: Anton Howard made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=307005 Polemarch] [http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/3585/polemarchwalkedtheplankmd9.png walk the plank].
# October 4, 2006: GPLeChuck [http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/6628/dickrichardssr7.jpg carved ASS] into the brain of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=118949 Dick Richards] after a [http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/8076/warningsmallxg8.jpg short warning].
# October 4, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img416.imageshack.us/img416/8185/dibujocy5.png ASSed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=426677 Steve Bromfield].
# October 4, 2006: hashissiin [http://img212.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ludlumdiesyw2.png shot] naughty bitch named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276077 Lud Lum].
# October 5, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=45937 Cpt Timbob] [http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7562/cpttimbobgf6.jpg felt] how the end of life feels. Courtesy of Rotticus's devivifying parlor.
# October 5, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=15892 Shadowstar] was [http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7343/shadowstardeathtw6.jpg introduced] to the world of shadows by Rotticus. '''Two in a row. HAIL TO THE KING BABY!'''
# October 6, 2006: hashissiin [http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=liamkartheiser2dx7.png pointed out] to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=592370 Liam Kartheiser] why he shouldn´t stick revivification syringes in his own veins. Damn junkies!
# October 7, 2006: GPLeChuck [http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/9082/faceteews1.jpg separated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=533473 face tee] in many small pieces to feed his dog.  .
# October 7, 2006: Anton Howard saved the monarchy from disgrace by [http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/5153/taroyaldi9.png dethroning] a royally pained by ASS [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=487190 Ash TheKing Williams].
# October 7, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img98.imageshack.us/img98/3739/assassinatedwiggerjo2.png made a zombie] out of white rapper wannabe "[http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297219 wigger]".
# October 7, 2006: hashissiin [http://img301.imageshack.us/my.php?image=edgrntnx7.png terminated] probably the most vicious CDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=586921 Edgrant].
# October 7, 2006: hashissiin [http://img476.imageshack.us/my.php?image=olympusjmx8.png suffocated] probably the most foolish CDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=267855 Olympus] with a plastic bag. Very economic way to get rid of trash.
# October 8, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/4548/bromfieldmq7.png exterminated] a pest by the name of [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=426677 Bromfield].
# October 8, 2006: Deedra X [http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6483/gringoone1vw3.png dusted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=140575 Gringoone].
# October 8, 2006: Deedra X [http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/8375/cowboyup2dn4.png euthanised] a poor old [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=99602 lonely guy], who must be rueing the day he first abused his mod powers.
# October 8, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=58611 Michael Powell] was [http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/135/michaelpowelldeathcr2.jpg pummeled] to death by Rotticus.
# October 8, 2006: Squidward showed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=523424 Priest Apostate] why [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/PriestApostateKill523424.jpg he shouldn't bother getting a revive]. Again.
# October 9, 2006: Creedy Drama Force member Angulo del Castillo was judged Judge-Dredd-style by GPLeChuck. Unfortunately, he judged the PC as well, causing a complete crash and loss of proof.
# October 9, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/2276/shadowstarav9.png ASSed] [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=15892 Shadowstar].
# October 9, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/3183/kaibl4.png ASSed] [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336666 Kai Antilles].
# October 9, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/5001/ag3ae4.png ASSed] [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=490050 Ag3ntS].
# October 9, 2006: Squidward tells [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276077 Lud Lum] what he thinks of her "[http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/LudLumKill276077.jpg fuckme boots]".
# October 10, 2006: Rotticus [http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/7412/deathhunk420ao0.jpg killed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=64853 Hunk 420] for being too stupid to get a flak jacket...
# October 10, 2006: GPLeChuck killed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=64853 Hunk 420]...he's not too popular nowadays.
# October 10, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/4480/malzanmk4.png pummeled] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=498271 Maltzan].
# October 11, 2006: hashissiin [http://img281.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blurredbrain2nue5.png killed] stupid survivor named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325856 blurredbrain2].
# October 11, 2006: hashissiin [http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=udkillerncu5.png slaughtered] another idiot with very creative name, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=51325 UDkiller].
# October 11, 2006: hashissiin [http://img277.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rockyminomaneb3.png broke] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=556798 Rocky Minoma´s] neck.
# October 11, 2006: Squidward sent a [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/KaiAntillesKill33666.jpg message] to [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336666 Kai Antilles]. Unfortunately, it was written on a bullet.
# October 12, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9194/cowboyupagainbythariaf6.png stuffed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=99602 Cowboy Up]
# October 12, 2006: hashissiin [http://img178.imageshack.us/my.php?image=treacherouaskillznhh6.png tore] idiotic crybaby [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz] a new ASShole.
# October 13, 2006: Because it´s Friday the 13th, hashissiin wears an old hockey mask on his face to honour Jason Voorhees and [http://img175.imageshack.us/my.php?image=treacherousskillz2nsr0.png executed] the same [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 retarded street bum] he saw yesterday.
# October 13, 2006: Deedra X [http://img247.imageshack.us/img247/3306/blurredbrain21tb3.png laid the smackdown] on serial 'tard [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325856 blurredbrain2].
# October 13, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img254.imageshack.us/img254/3695/ashfj2.png talked] to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=487190 Ash TheKing Williams].
# October 14, 2006: hashissiin [http://img153.imageshack.us/my.php?image=anthonyjacksonzvh1.png despised] pitiful liar [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=471215 Anthony Jackson] to death.
# October 14, 2006: Squidward played "[http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/blurredbrain2Kill325856.jpg catch the bullet]" with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325856 blurredbrain2].
# October 15, 2006: While [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH] was playing on a hidden rave in a factory, GPLeChuck moved in and [http://img225.imageshack.us/img225/3133/gplechuckdjsmithcx3.jpg took over the DJ's position].
# October 15, 2006: Deedra X [http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/4156/nielsistovick1ms5.png disintegrated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=511291 Niels Istovick].
# October 15, 2006: Deedra X snuck up on an unsuspecting [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=583625 CDFer] and [http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/927/angulodelcastillo1az7.png broke his neck].
# October 15, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/5400/lucirefk8.png disemboweled] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=496599 Lucire] with a rusty spoon.
# October 15, 2006: Squidward [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/Hunk420Shot64853.jpg checks] to see if [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=64853 Hunk420] has a flak jacket yet. [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/Hunk420Kill64853.jpg He doesn't.]
# October 15, 2006: hashissiin [http://img502.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sumiyoshinoc1.png ASSassinated] the most promising leader for CDF, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=490371 Sumiyoshi], because this "member of mineral kingdom" was planning to steal his zombie hunting technology.
# October 15, 2006: GPLeChuck [http://img242.imageshack.us/img242/8978/gplechuckshantzmanho6.jpg enlisted] CDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317565 Shantzman] in the army of the undead.
# October 15, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img149.imageshack.us/img149/2102/azue7.jpg killed] the dirty zerger [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=540120 Azsrieal].
# October 15, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/7584/neoyc0.jpg executed] the damn anti-ASS snitch [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591886 neoman91661].
# October 15, 2006: Paradox319 [http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=cowboyupyw3.png ASSassinated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=99602 Cowboy Up]
# October 16, 2006: "Officer" Anton Howard perpetrated [http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/9798/bringitonsn5.png police brutality] on an escaped con who asked him to… [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=122413 Bring it On].
# October 16, 2006: Anton Howard made like the FBI in Waco and [http://img133.imageshack.us/img133/8560/cultef6.png destroyed] a [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=299513 Cult].
# October 16, 2006: Rotticus [http://img109.imageshack.us/img109/4200/deathblurredbrain2jj3.jpg whacked] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325856 blurredbrain2], who was naughty in his sight.
# October 16, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH] was [http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/2510/deathdjsmithdu5.jpg pulverized] by Rotticus with a spoon.
# October 16, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/9734/shadowgn2.jpg sent] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=15892 Shadowstar], the CDFer to the glue factory.
# October 16, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/6838/nielsie9.jpg redeemed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=511291 Niels Istovick] another CDF posing as a trenchie.
# October 17, 2006: CDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317565 Shantzman] has been [http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gplechuckshantzjunkeu9.jpg re-enlisted] in the army of the undead by GPLeChuck. Now stay dead!
# October 17, 2006: Squidward [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/pete4256Kill498803.jpg took care of] an old grudge named [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=498803 pete4256].
# October 17, 2006: Squidward shows [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=122413 Bring It On] what happens when you're an [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/BringItOnKill122413.jpg enemy of ASS].
# October 18, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591886 neoman91661] [http://img137.imageshack.us/img137/821/deathneomanam7.jpg proved] that he is indeed a boring person to kill. He didnt even scream. Victims not screaming make Rotticus's gray heart very sad.
# October 18, 2006: CDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=417721 Roydal] was no match for the [http://img120.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gplechuckroydaljh3.jpg deadly voodoo skills] of GPLeChuck.
# October 18, 2006: hashissiin [http://img180.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blurredbrain3nuo9.png injected] lethal dose of morphine to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325856 blurredbrain2]. Sweet dreams!
# October 18, 2006: Ugly bitch called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz] got from hashissiin what [http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=treacherouaskillz3nej3.png he deserved].
# October 18, 2006: Squidward gave [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591886 neoman91661] a taste of [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/neoman91661Kill591886.jpg what happens to whiny little girlies]. You feel wrath of ASS two times in same day, you maybe have bad day, no?
# October 19, 2006: Anton Howard took to [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=57619 Armadox] with a golf club. He hit a [http://img174.imageshack.us/img174/1302/assedarmadoxmi7.png hole in one.]
# October 19, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=504772 Goonerg] never knew what [http://img177.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gplechuckgoonergsy9.png hit] him. He only knew it came from GPLeChuck.
# October 20, 2006: Deedra X put an end to terminal crybaby [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591886 neoman91661's] suffering. I did it for you, neoman!
# October 20, 2006: hashissiin gave some remedial instructions to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=218819 Sl4rt1b4rtf4st],   because she was so stupid that she couldn´t tell the difference between numbers and letters. After too many useless attempts, hashissiin became frustrated wasting his time and [http://img103.imageshack.us/my.php?image=slartnwy6.png cut her throat] with his old, [http://img174.imageshack.us/my.php?image=trustydaggeruc2.jpg trusty dagger].
# October 20, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img170.imageshack.us/img170/6665/bringitonrx8.jpg Flagged] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=122413 Bring It On]
# October 20, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/8366/hunk420fw1.jpg terminated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=64853 Hunk420]
# October 21, 2006: hashissiin [http://img206.imageshack.us/my.php?image=armadoxdiesntz5.jpg stabbed] moronic [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=57619 Armadox] to death with scissors.
# October 21, 2006: hashissiin [http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sumiyoshi2nnj1.jpg defeated] miserable [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=490371 Sumiyoshi] with paper.
# October 21, 2006: GPLeChuck [http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gplechuckhunk420ma2.png confirms] that [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=64853 Hunk420] doesn't have a flak jacket yet.
# October 21, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img243.imageshack.us/img243/1060/neomansn7.png gunned down] serial whiner [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591886 neoman91661].
# October 21, 2006: Squidward showed [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=523424 Priest Apostate] why [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/PriestApostateKill2523424.jpg he should just give it up and join the Big Bash].
# October 21, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img343.imageshack.us/img343/1703/djsmithho4.jpg reeducated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502107 DJSMITH] in the fine art of laying the fuck down.
# October 22, 2006: hashissiin [http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thebeardhuntersn0.jpg cut] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=580701 THE BEARD HUNTER´s] bald scalp and stole his "bag of beards", only to find out that this sick man was making himself a [http://img165.imageshack.us/my.php?image=wigoi1.jpg wig]. Ew!
# October 22, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img415.imageshack.us/img415/5199/gabrielbs3.jpg purificated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=342575 Gabriel Chase]
# October 23, 2006: hashissiin made a mistake and [http://img55.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shantzmannjl7.jpg slaughtered] dribbling and mumbling [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317565 Shantzman] in believe that he was a zombie. No big harm done.
# October 23, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img326.imageshack.us/img326/2898/phophitovu0.png branded] "ASSed" onto [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=435607 PHophito]. PHophito died from the pain. 
# October 24, 2006: Anton Howard sewed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591886 neoman91661]'s ugly mouth [http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/7937/neoman91661ic3.png shut]. 
# October 24, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img116.imageshack.us/img116/9619/armadoxround2kc4.png exercised] his itchy trigger finger on [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=57619 Armadox]
# October 24, 2006: GPLeChuck was [http://img333.imageshack.us/my.php?image=gplechuckchristabq2.png offended] by [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=179532 Christa McDougal's] indecent proposal.
# October 24, 2006: hashissiin [http://img54.imageshack.us/my.php?image=mrnavybluenyr6.jpg ASSassinated] stupid survivor called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=670684 mrnavyblue].
# October 24, 2006: hashissiin [http://img211.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stuartborthwickndq1.jpg chopped] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=426672 Stuart Borthwick] in pieces and fed him to some hungry zombies. Oh wait, zombies eat brains so they just have to be hungry...
# October 24, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/283/malxansrp6.jpg destroyed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=498271 Maltzan] for no reason.
# October 24, 2006: Jimbo Bob had [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325856 blurredbrain2] drawn and quartered by his trained zombies.
# October 24, 2006: Jimbo Bob put [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=591886 neoman91661] on the short bus to the morgue.
#October 24, 2006: [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=414491 Jack Penagos] just [http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/666/jackpenagosac2.png got killed] by Anton Howard. A PH member with brainrot. Good luck getting a revive, pal!
# October 25, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/7641/jossfe7.jpg downed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=492912 jossu ternera], a PH zerg.
# October 25, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img264.imageshack.us/img264/1818/phereznv9.jpg fucked] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=426945 PHerez], the leader of the PH.
# October 25, 2006: Squidward went [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/ShantzmanKill317565.jpg Chuck Norris] on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317565 Shantzman].
# October 25, 2006: In an amazing display of skill, against overwhelming odds, etc... Squidward [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/PolemarchKill307005.jpg had a chat] with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=307005 Polemarch]. The chat involved various Norse Gods and several loaded firearms.
# October 25, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/5875/phxs5.jpg controled] the pH pn PH member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=492894 sargento tejero]
# October 26, 2006: hashissiin [http://img74.imageshack.us/my.php?image=evawnoa7.jpg executed] another idiot from CDF, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=412848 Evaw].
# October 26, 2006: Jimbo Bob blindfolded [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=498148 The Streak] and let him run in front of traffic.
# October 27, 2006: Anton Howard [http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/2571/daveclarktw1.png slew] the gibbering idiot known as [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=286938 Dave Clark].
# October 27, 2006: Anton Howard sent zerging PH scumbag [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=422465 Policaco] on a trip [http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/1043/policacouq5.png down the river styx].
# October 27, 2006: Squidward [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/MylittlepantiesKill694706.jpg went Mr. T] on some wanker called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=694706 Mylittlepanties]. He feels no need to explain why. Fool.
# October 27, 2006: Squidward was still shaking his head and mumbling about "Mylittlepanties" when he [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/GringooneKill140575.jpg stumbled upon] a CDFer, [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=140575 Gringoone].
# October 27, 2006: Squidward [http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h166/krazeekaukazian/PHophitoKill435607.jpg used up] the last of his anger on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=435607 PHophito]. Is that the 500th kill? I think so, bitches! Where's my award, xoid?
# October 28, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img78.imageshack.us/img78/9906/biovw6.jpg embalmed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=122413 Bring it On].
# October 30, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/9158/zergerta8.jpg served] justice (to the old chinese PTT style) by executing the evil zerger [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=119637 Dusty Quad].
# October 30, 2006: hashissiin was fishing at a very secret "lake" in Malton, when he saw a real coward called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=533473 face tee] crawling behind the trees and [http://img49.imageshack.us/my.php?image=faceteenit7.jpg drowned] it, feeding the red piranhas at the same time. When you take something from the nature, you have to give something back, right?
# October 30, 2006: Jimbo Bob broke [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz]'s head open... only to find it empty.
# October 31, 2006: hashissiin wandered through a thick fog and [http://img433.imageshack.us/my.php?image=edwardthatchnpv0.jpg shot] every creature approaching him, luckily the only one he found to be a hostile was stupid CDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=98614 Edward Thatch].
# November 1, 2006: hashissiin [http://img231.imageshack.us/my.php?image=treacherousskillzdanmv5.jpg collected] some dirty money from stinking biatch who calls itself [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz].
# November 3, 2006: hashissiin [http://img436.imageshack.us/my.php?image=thebeardhunter2ncu2.jpg pistol whipped] jealous zerger called [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=580701 THE BEARD HUNTER] to death.
# November 4, 2006: Jimbo Bob expunged [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392598 Vaccinator] from existence.
# November 5, 2006: Deedra X [http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/4514/treacherousskillz1aw8.png aborted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz].
# November 5, 2006: hashissiin [http://img89.imageshack.us/my.php?image=majorbubbles1nvy3.jpg added] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=388883 major bubbles] to this list.
# November 5, 2006: hashissiin [http://img294.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stefanic1nzs0.jpg amortized] a stupid trenchcoater called  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=461575 Stefanic]
# November 5, 2006: GPLeChuck remembered the 5th of November and [http://img296.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shwantzgn8.png killed] CDF-member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317472 Shwantz] in the process.
# November 5, 2006: Jimbo Bob settled accounts with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392598 Vaccinator].
# November 5, 2006: Jimbo Bob made it personal for [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=637022 Abelcain].
# November 6, 2006: hashissiin challenged [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=593138 Sgt Smackdown] to a [http://img503.imageshack.us/my.php?image=sgtsmackdownnac8.jpg boxing] contest.
# November 6, 2006: hashissiin [http://img61.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kaiantillesnid6.jpg ASSassinated]  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336666 Kai Antilles].
# November 6, 2006: GPLeChuck verified that PH-member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=427073 Anglaechel]'s umbrella was no match for his deadly rain of bullets.
# November 7, 2006: hashissiin dressed [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317472 Shwantz] in a zombie costume and [http://img398.imageshack.us/my.php?image=shwantzngm0.jpg shouted "ZOMBIE!"] in Giddings Mall.
# November 8, 2006: GPLeChuck [http://img472.imageshack.us/my.php?image=zerggemoldbegotme0.png eliminated] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=624237 Blaine Raenir] during a zerg patrol.
# November 9, 2006: hashissiin [http://img524.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kaiantillesndtf9.jpg killed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=336666 Kai Antilles].
# November 9, 2006: hashissiin forced [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=322270 grim444] to  [http://img516.imageshack.us/my.php?image=grim444nzo4.jpg kiss his own axe].
# November 12, 2006: hashissiin tried to [http://img217.imageshack.us/my.php?image=josh123456ngp7.jpg fight a good fight] with [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=373441 josh121234], but sadly it was impossible mission.
# November 12, 2006: GPLeChuck [http://img166.imageshack.us/my.php?image=tankedfishwr3.png doesn't like] fish and certainly no ECCU [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=528952 tankedfish].
# November 13, 2006: Rotticus accidentaly impaled [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=583625 Angulo del Castillo] on his gun which promptly [http://img96.imageshack.us/img96/7510/deathangulodelcastilloou6.png blew up] in his mehico face.
# November 13, 2006: hashissiin shot at [http://img245.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blisterniy5.jpg blisters] on [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=134932 someones face] and all kind of loathsome ooze outbursted all around the room. Worst mission ever.
# November 14, 2006; FlaggerBoy [http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/671/moyesyj1.jpg executed] The vile PKer [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=106314 Moyes]
# November 15, 2006; FlaggerBoy [http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/1589/blehhj8.jpg nailed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=294895 KB Daniels] to the ground. Unluckily, he bled to death.
# November 15, 2006: hashissiin [http://img222.imageshack.us/my.php?image=metalfusiondiesnly3.jpg punished] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=24898 Metalfusion] for pretending to be a [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/GCM GCM] member.
# November 16, 2006: hashissiin [http://img297.imageshack.us/my.php?image=darkfurynmi5.jpg disabled] all functions of  [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=432887 Dark Fury].
# November 17, 2006: hashissiin got [http://img228.imageshack.us/my.php?image=anomanusnhk7.jpg fed up] with FedCom member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=628604 Anomanus].
# November 18, 2006: hashissiin [http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=codystanton4nuo8.jpg shot] another FedCom member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=585448 Cody Stanton4] with a honest intention to kill him.
# November 22, 2066: GPLeChuck delivers yet another blow to the CDF by [http://img453.imageshack.us/img453/756/blistersxk9.png eliminating] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=134932 blisters].
# November 22, 2006: hashissiin [http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=stabbingomgyouredeadncx5.jpg stabbed] snitching cunt [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=538052 omgyouredead]
# November 25, 2006: hashissiin [http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=weathervanenwr7.jpg gave a lesson] about "what happens if you kill one of us" to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=552698 Weathervane].
# November 28, 2006: hashissiin sprinkled gun powder all over [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=429696 soppage]´s body and [http://img232.imageshack.us/my.php?image=soppagediesnxe4.jpg light it up].
# November 30, 2006: Axe Hack [http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/9972/staleman3killrb0.jpg chopped] vandal 3page's [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669200 staleman3] in two.
# December 1, 2006: hashissiin made [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276117 Ix Hill]´s travels even more lightier by [http://img96.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ixhilldiesnaj3.jpg chopping his damn long legs off].
# December 2, 2006: hashissiin found a CDF member [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=280050 Aco] lost far from their territory and [http://img218.imageshack.us/my.php?image=acodiesnxb1.jpg let the lead lead his way back].
# December 4, 2006: hashissiin [http://img87.imageshack.us/my.php?image=poopshippereu4.jpg destroyed] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=404055 poopshipper]´s vessel so no more filth would come around.
# December 4, 2006: hashissiin [http://img225.imageshack.us/my.php?image=makemydaynkh8.jpg fired some light] to [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=528867 MakeMyDay]´s night.
# December 5, 2006: hashissiin [http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=josh12323213nbv3.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=373441 josh121234].
# December 6, 2006: hashissiin [http://img205.imageshack.us/my.php?image=blister2njf8.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=134932 blisters].
# December 9, 2006: FlaggerBoy [http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/4533/luciferbh9.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=351774 Lucifer The Scorpion].
# December 9, 2006: hashissiin [http://img220.imageshack.us/my.php?image=aco2nad6.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=280050 Aco].
# December 11, 2006: hashissiin [http://img208.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fedcomchillboy88ml0.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=552141 chillboi88].
# December 11, 2006: hashissiin [http://img186.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fedcommicrominerbk7.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=460429 Micro Miner].
# December 12, 2006: hashissiin [http://img209.imageshack.us/my.php?image=swiftfootnsb9.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=619190 Swiftfoot].
# December 13, 2006: hashissiin [http://img204.imageshack.us/my.php?image=lucifertehscorpionnrv1.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=351774 Lucifer The Scorpion].
# December 14, 2006: hashissiin [http://img215.imageshack.us/my.php?image=hydraschocknio7.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=400383 HydraShock].
# December 15, 2006: hashissiin [http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=ixhilldies2nkx1.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276117 Ix Hill].
# December 22, 2006: hashissiin [http://img412.imageshack.us/my.php?image=anomanus2nkh2.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=628604 Anomanus].
# December 22, 2006: hashissiin [http://img224.imageshack.us/my.php?image=codystanton5nsw0.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=585448 Cody Stanton4].
# December 23, 2006: hashissiin [http://img82.imageshack.us/my.php?image=chillboy88nld2.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=552141 chillboi88].
# December 27, 2006: hashissiin [http://img207.imageshack.us/my.php?image=rzarnbj5.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=411755 rzar].
# December 27, 2006: hashissiin [http://img411.imageshack.us/my.php?image=anomanus3nvd4.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=628604 Anomanus].
# December 29, 2006: hashissiin [http://img81.imageshack.us/my.php?image=anomanus4nhf2.jpg ASSaulted] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=628604 Anomanus].

=== Enemy list ===
Piss us off and you go here, as suggested by our good friend and mentor, Richard Nixon (dreamy sigh).

* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=215673 emmeleff], for the thoroughly unprovoked killing of Jimbo Bob. Yes, we know. The irony is sickening. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244 Heintze], for attacking BobHammero and Jimbo Bob, killing cwissball, and for being one of the most pathetic idiots ever to blight God's green earth. ('''Vengeance-kills: 10/12''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=447767 Fritze], for killing Jimbo Bob, Brendoshi (x3), Gideon Mac, BobHammero, and attempting to kill cwissball several times. Extra point for being incapable of spelling. ('''Vengeance-kills: 8/17''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=257665 Mike Blade], for killing Jimbo Bob. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=497628 Jett Black], for daring to lay hands upon the sacred personage of Jacob Cohen, and killing BobHammero (x2). Bonus kill for having a profile more retarded than actual retardation, and another for calling Bob Hammero a "bad guy". Another two points for calling cwissball stupid and then killing him. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/13''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297745 Marty the Party], for attacking Jimbo Bob and for being the alt of [http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php?title=Crossman_Defense_Force&diff=203473&oldid=201235 hypocritical] [http://img83.imageshack.us/my.php?image=martythepartysmallsmall5sd.png zerger] Delta flyer. No mercy. ('''Vengeance-kills: 6/infinite''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=219664 CodenameDirtbag] for murdering Jimbo Bob (x3), Gideon Mac, Brendoshi, N0 0ne, A1C Jerry (x2), holdonloosely, Anton Howard (7x), Paradox319, Rotticus, cwissball, Mr Sheriff (x3), Flaggerboy (x4), Squidward (x2) and GPLeChuck (x2). Bonus points for getting back onto the list and bonus points because I feel like it. I shall find you and break my shotgun off in your, ahhhhh, ASS. ('''Vengeance-kills: 6/66''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=508643 Bnort], for killing Bob Hammero, and killing cwissball (x2). ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/6''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=467107 Mil Mascaras], for killing Bob Hammero and holdonloosely. Bonus points added for being an [http://img424.imageshack.us/img424/3935/toastboyalt2hd.png obvious alt] of Toast Boy. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/6''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=499724 Snootchy], for being a bad cop and killing teh good guy N0 0ne. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457242 Reitz], for killing Brendoshi, then turning on cwissball and killing him the next day, another two points for killing Anton Howard and a bonus point for the sexual innuendo. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/8''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=281210 EiNSAM], for killing cwissball twice, Bob Hammero twice, and holdonloosely. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/10''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=436699 William Spurlock], for killing cwissball. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=454095 A Fascist], for being a traitor. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/infinite''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=125297 Thresh], for brutally murdering N0 0ne while he was sleeping. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=474028 Cobalt 60], for insulting N0 0ne by calling him a PKer then murdering him. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/3''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=294679 Mykha], for killing BobHammero. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=436611 Soph], for vandalizing the ASS page. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/5''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=481410 Treacherous Skillz], for attacking holdonloosely once, and killing him later, killing Anton Howard, N0 0ne, Paradox 319, Deedra X (x2), hashissiin (x2), Squidward (x2)and a bonus point for the retarded profile. ('''Vengeance-kills: 10/23''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=492515 Kartharsis], for killing holdonloosely. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=119637 Dusty Quad], for killing Rotticus without provocation. Run little piggy, run, 'cause when I getcha I'll skewer you alive. A couple extra points for killing holdonloosely, a few for getting put back on the list, and another two for the murder of Anton Howard. More extras for terminating GPLeChuck (x3). Another point for having a stupid profile, another one for trying to kill FlaggerBoy and phailing and another one for the idiotic [http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/6636/dusty1qz2.png speech]. Another two points for killing Deedra X. ('''Vengeance-kills: 6/19''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=445109 harold harold], for the thoroughly unprovoked killing of Anton Howard. The irony is ''still'' sickening. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=571963 BubbaBuoy], for killing Anton Howard. ('''Vengeance-kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317416 Dr Demento], for killing Mr Sheriff and A1C Jerry, bonus points for murdering Rotticus and taunting him. ('''Vengeance-Kills: 2/8''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=476430 DeMoN sEEd], for killing Anton Howard (x2). Bonus point for having the gall to do the DDDS' dirty work for them. ('''Vengeance Kills: 1/5''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=366025 Hunter90], for killing Mr Sheriff. ('''Vengeance-Kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=153426 bubyax], for killing Mr Sheriff, extra point for being like the fifth bastard this week. ('''Vengeance-Kills: 0/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=330581 Johnny Valoure], for killing Paradox319. ('''Vengeance-Kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=372736 quannah], belated add for killing Mr Sheriff ('''Vengeance-Kills: 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=414950 The Head Hunter], for killing Mr Sheriff ('''Vengeance-Kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=580701 THE BEARD HUNTER], for killing Paradox319, FlaggerBoy, Anton Howard and Squidward. Bonus points for the masterfully inane commentary, his idiocy on the wiki and because he's a cock. More bonus points because I'm in a bad mood. ('''Vengeance-Kills: 3/15''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=502887 Jeffminator], for the murder of Brendoshi. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=455376 MRPReSiDeNT], for the unprovoked killing of Mr Sheriff. ('''Vengeance-Kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=599194 Robert the gamer], for thinking himself a lumberjack and taking an axe to Anton Howard. ('''Vengeance-Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=312668 Malcon Harp], for killing Anton Howard. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=498148 The Streak], for killing Deedra X. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=621740 Immortal Methos], for attacking Mr Sheriff. Totally unprovoked. I swear, I didn't do anything! ('''Vengeance Kills: 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297841 pasteryviolence], for killing Mr Sheriff. Another one thrown on for falsely accusing him of GKing. ('''Vengeance Kills: 0/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=123064 Logan McMann], for killing Mr Sheriff. Another one for being a [http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/9782/annoyingfagqm7.png redundant asshole], and another two for killing Deedra X. ('''Vengeance Kills: 0/5''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=626295 KnifeInHand], for attacking hashissiin. Bonus point for daring to interrupt the ASSASSination of Treacherous Skillz. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=452499 harrisklebold], for killing Mr Sheriff. ('''Vengeance Kills: 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=143138 Farmer Bob], for killing hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=558527 UrbanRambo], for attacking hashissiin at a revive point. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=118949 Dick Richards], for killing Rotticus, GPLeChuck (x2) and Squidward. Extras for the beardo taunting. Quickly on his way to "infinite vengeance kills". Beards will roll and skulls will be crushed! Go hunting somewhere else boy! ('''Vengeance Kills 2/12''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=471215 Anthony Jackson], for killing Deedra X. Added point because I am in a bad mood, and his hypocrisy (check the profile) doesn't appeal very much. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=496599 Lucire], for killing Deedra X on a revive point. Extra point for thinking she's pretty damn cool. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=628799 zbyszkoo], for bragging about killing zeds at an official RP. Extra point for the retarded "fairy hair" profile. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=487190 Ash TheKing Williams], for killing hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=379674 Eddie Cordite], for killing GPLeChuck. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=218819 Sl4rt1b4rtf4st], for killing hashissiin. Extra point for interrupting current ASSault. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=554471 chompnchew], for killing hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=342575 Gabriel Chase], for killing FlaggerBoy. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=426677 Steve Bromfield], for killing Deedra X again. Extra 4 points for being stupid enough to get back on the list. ('''Vengeance Kills 2/6''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=308370 Mary May], for killing hashissiin. Three extra moron-points because hashissiin was helping to get Dowdney Mall running again. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/5''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=512446 DrChillpants] for attacking GPLeChuck at an official RP. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=187780 strem] for attacking GPLeChuck at an official RP. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=461575 Stefanic] for killing GPLeChuck at an official RP. Extra point for being a high level player who should know better. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=637022 Abelcain], for killing Jimbo Bob. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=668757 Moran02], for attacking hashissiin at an official RP. Bonus point for being so stupid that he doesn´t know that military class can buy their skills for 75xp, instead of 100xp. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=594367 deadanna] for attacking GPLeChuck at an official RP. Extra point for being a high level player who should know better. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=635256 Emanuel Faoga] for killing GPLeChuck at an official RP. Extra point for being a high level player who should know better. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=139595 NCrich], for attacking hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317472 Shwantz], for killing hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441770 Psycho Billy], for killing Axe Hack. ('''Vengeance Kills 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=429696 soppage], for killing hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=288621 Beerhunter], for attacking hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=284265 poopman9], for Killing Axe Hack.  Extra point for being a noob. ('''Vengence Kills 0/3)
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=331617 Whipfats], for attacking hashissiin. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=579545 SlayerMacZ], for killing GPLeChuck. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=254005 Samuel Clemens], for attacking GPLeChuck. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=575381 conno30001], for killing GPLeChuck. ('''Vengeance Kills 0/2''')

=== Enemy watch list ===
Just because you're not on our enemy list anymore doesn't mean that we're not watching you. Better not piss us off again. Note that getting killed over your quota doesn't mean we can't count; our UDTool list isn't updated hourly after all. If you're killed over your quota ''and'' your quota isn't updated to reflect that, it's a fair bet that you've gotten yourself onto our permanent targets list.

* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=353593 Medic RP], for unsuccessfully attempting to kill ASS co-leader BobHammero. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=301585 Bodaka], this person is no CDF member but was another person to shoot Brendoshi. Taken down later by the very person he shot. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=441770 Pyscho Billy], for killing [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=497999 A1C Jerry] because of his awesome, and utterly truthful profile. ('''Vengence-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=302173 Armathartar], For attempting to swing an axe into Brendoshi's head while he slept, causing damage but not death. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=128153 Billy Bubba], for killing Rotticus. Run little swine, run. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=479726 Jim Killazombie2], for attempted murder of the well known Hero N0 0ne. ('''Vengeance-kills: 3/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=133888 Privateer], for trying to kill Grarghal Bob. Bonus kill point for accidentally hitting someone else in the process. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=306452 Kelvira], who got cwissball down to 2 health and was killed by him about 5 hours later. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/1''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=250581 Annarchy], for attacking BobHammero ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=111807 El Borbah], for attacking holdonloosely unprovoked ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297927 Ruki], for killing LCpl Khalil. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=467104 Tuco Ramirez], for the murder of LCpl Khalil. Bonus points for being a vulture and killing LCpl Khalil while he was weakened. ('''Vengeance-kills: 3/3''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=337866 Agent White], for killing BobHammero. ('''Vengeance-kills: 3/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=440486 bIuecheese], for killing BobHammero. Also note bIuecheese's inability to spell (hint: it's spelled "blue" with an "<tt>l</tt>," not "bIue" with an "<tt>I</tt>.") ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=190032 Mister Quimper], for stupidly killing Gideon Mac to avenge the death of an enemy of the assault, and killing cwissball ('''Vengeance-kills: 6/6''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=294457 Big Daddy Fat Sex], for attacking Jimbo Bob. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/1''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=361521 Blue Demon], for killing BobHammero. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=7913 WildKard84], for killing BobHammero. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=117628 bettinazzi], for killing BobHammero. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=155005 Murgel], for killing N0 0ne. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=406106 Lessis Solono], for killing LCpl Khalil unprovoked. Only moved here early due to ''special circumstances''. Don't piss us off again. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=436595 Kriegstein], for being an inconsiderate idiot, trying to gain experience by healing Tuco Ramirez while A1C Jerry was trying to ASS him. ('''Vengeance-kills: 1/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=496741 Mood Indigo], for killing Jimbo Bob. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=144065 CheneyEatPoop], for attacking Jimbo Bob, N0 0ne, and holdonloosely ('''Vengeance-kills: 3/3''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=276077 Lud Lum], for killing BobHammero. Extra kill point for having a really stupid profile. ('''Vengeance-kills: 5/3''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=533473 face tee], for killing hashissiin at a revive point. ('''Vengeance Kills 3/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=297219 wigger], for attacking GPLeChuck when waiting for revival ('''Vengance Kills: 1/1''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=122413 Bring it On], for killing Deedra X. ('''Vengeance Kills 3/2''')
* [http://urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=57619 Armadox], for killing squidward. ('''Vengeance Kills 3/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=317565 Shantzman], for killing Deedra X.  ('''Vengeance Kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392598 Vaccinator], for killing A1C Jerry ('''Vengeance-Kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=552698 Weathervane], for killing holdonloosely. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')
* [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=351774 Lucifer The Scorpion], for assaulting N0 0ne unprovoked. ('''Vengeance-kills: 2/2''')

=== Shutdown list ===
# April 22, 2006: Bob Hammero destroyed the generator in the CDF-controlled [[Herman Building]].
# April 26, 2006: Bob Hammero once again turned the lights out by destroying the CDF generator in [[the Herman Building]].
# April 27, 2006: Rotticus accidentally pushed the self destruct button on the generator in [[Wheelhouse Auto Repair]].
# May 6, 2006: Bob Hammero removed the [[Halse Crescent Police Department]] generator from service.
# June 17, 2006: Jimbo Bob broke the generator in [[Crossman Grove Police Department|Crossman PD]]. No powered searches for ''you!''
# June 29, 2006: holdonloosely destroys the generator in the NE quadrant of [[Ackland Mall]]... no more powered searches/cellphone reception for the whole suburb.
# September 16, 2006: Anton Howard pulled the plug on [[Mazzie Towers]], a little less radio spam is a good thing.
# September 16, 2006: Anton Howard informed the folks of [[Boutcher Alley Police Department|Boutcher Alley PD]] that they forgot to pay their bill.
# September 16, 2006: Anton Howard turned off the lights in [[Giddings Mall]].
# September 28, 2005: FlaggerBoy destroyed the generator of the [[the Morrish Building|NT supporting the CreedyDF]].
# October 2, 2006: Anton Howard broke the antenna off of a radio in [[Giddings Mall]] because they didn't have a broadcasting licence.
# December 26, 2006: Axe Hack saw all the lights in [[Ackland Mall]] off except for the SW quadrant and realized they must be saving energy, so to help them out, he destroyed the last generator.

== Frequently asked questions ==
* ''Why do you want to grief other players?'' We're only targeting stupid characters and characters who piss us off, so you don't have anything to worry about, right? We're raising the bar for all of Malton. Just think of us as a minimum IQ enforcement squad.

* ''Why did yuo kill me!1?! i didtn do nothign too yuo!!!'' Gee. I wonder why.

* ''Can I be as awesome as you?'' Sorry, but that's impossible.


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