Talk:Mall Tour 2009

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youre kidding

this shit again? lol i remember mall tour 08 is this going to be a tradition?--Officer tommy 14:43, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't see why they shouldn't. It's a good opportunity for the zombie younguns to get some decent experience, rather than fighting over the scraps silly enough to get stuck outside the barricades. Good for bored survivors, too, maybe they can organize and try to set up Battle of Santlerville 2. --Shaken Unfairly 15:18, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

seeing that no mall tour occured in 2008, i doubt you remember a mall tour in said year. --People's Commissar Hagnat ^{talk mod} 15:39, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

Oh snap! I was just thinking that as well...-- Adward  16:43, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

wo sorry dude , i ment 07 , i remember that year , me and my dad used to play this i maxed out so i started a new acc officer tommy which im going to stick with :) my dad quit playing because of bordom tho , he used to be with zombie squad or what ever there name was that hung out with dhpd--Officer tommy 19:56, 13 January 2009 (UTC)

re: mcd's drive thru gun shop franchise offer?

i just sent an alt to join the tour... dragged my first victim out of an NT GRAAAAGH! and i might be interested in leading a strike sometime on or around 10 PM EST. i don't think i saw that time as being filled. we can talk. --WanYao 05:59, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

I don't speak Yank time WY, but I'm sure Head Tour Guide Johnny Bass does, contact him via Barhah or join us on IRC. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 06:04, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

be in touch on barhah, then... as i said, it's a maybe. if i took on a tram, i'd want a "co-leader" or "lieutentant", because i may not be able to make it on consistently... --WanYao 16:01, 15 January 2009 (UTC)

Eastern time 5 hours behind GMT I think Kouchpotato ^T 23:44, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

Pro Survivour Mall tour defence group thingy

Ask around for the forum, pro-survivour groups have be notified not all so ask your allies. Let's kill some ZEDS! (unsigned comment by Athur_birling)

Mmmmmmmmm group bra!n barga!nz? NAHM NAHM NAHM NAHM! --Johnny Bass 22:47, 17 January 2009 (UTC)

Gone due to lack of interest maybe communication is survivours weakness...--Athur birling 15:32, 19 January 2009 (UTC)

Missing a mall?

Thought you would be hitting all the malls. Not saying anything just.....Dulstun?

Apparently, they never bothered figuring out how to fix it while we were nearby.... Oh well, we'll get it later.--Johnny Bass 02:25, 31 January 2009 (UTC)

I think you should do a Uturn that will allow you to hit all malls in 1 lap.

Rethink that statement so it makes more sense. Why would we make a u turn to visit a ruined mall? --Johnny Bass 00:07, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

A few days late, but... DO A BARREL ROLL. --Haliman - Talk 00:04, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Blink blink

Oh my god, please get rid of that horrible blink-blink. My eyes are hurting! --KinderFresser 23:22, 30 January 2009 (UTC)

Giddings Mall

Thought I'd bring this up while I had my question still fresh on my mind. So, I noticed that in your long hauled rampage through Malton that you came through Pimbank and then proceeded to Tynte. Giddings Mall in Pitneybank was kinda overlooked and we were only one suburb away. I guess my question is as to how you pick your targets? Is it random, fly by the seat of your pants? Or is a coordinated strategic plan formed by the masterminds of the Mall Tour? :P --Michael Becket 14:35, 1 February 2009 (UTC)

Coordinated and picked in advance to varying degrees depending on the situation. We heard that Tynte Mall had better barga!nz inside, but were in short supply when we passed through it. :p --Johnny Bass 00:02, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

I like this breather, he called me a 'mastermind'! Seriously though, we consider all sorts of things when planning targets, strength of opposition, numbers, management of the feral cloud, proximity of other large hordes and a whole load more. Although it looks like a chaotic random choice, we (and all those who help and scout for us) do a lot of work. Still, I'm sure we'll eat you soon. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 00:12, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Haha. Thanks Iscariot, Johnny. I didn't figure you guys were flying by the seat of your pants. And I look forward to reviving all those whom you eat.  :) --Michael Becket 02:20, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Caiger Mall

Do you guys make characters and sit them inside the mall to view what's going on? I spotted a "Caiger Watchdog" in one of the corners here. Just wondering if that's you guys just checking on your targets before you get there or what? If that's the case, we won't take him out for the time being.-- BULLDOGC6 04:10, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

No, a "caiger watchdog" wouldn't really our style tbh. --Johnny Bass 04:21, 3 February 2009 (UTC)

Ok, just checking. It's an extremely odd name for a level 1 scout... especially when we've got a minor siege going on. thanks for getting back to me so soon! -- BULLDOGC6 04:18, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

now it looks like you're headed my way :p (apologies if the sig is still retarded- not exactly wiki savvy) --User:BulldogC6/SIGPAGE 06:30, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Oh we most definitely are! Please arrange all barga!nz from best to worst in advance of our arrival. Thank you for your help. --Johnny Bass 14:43, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Heh, you caught us off guard. If you wait one or 2 days, we'll form up and give you a fight. If not, no worries. I wouldn't leave the area right after you sack the mall if you do it now, as we're inbound to give you guys as good a fight as we can.--User:BulldogC6/SIGPAGE 19:22, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

I might suggest you head for Ackland Mall then, in less than 24 hours Caiger's going to be gone. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 19:25, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah, I'm disappointed in how awful the mall is being "protected". It really sucks being a survivor here right now. Caiger sure isn't what is used to be.--SirArgo ^Talk 00:53, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Well, it's hard to hold any buildings these days. However, instead of complaining, why not do something about it? Rally the troops. sheesh. Survivors like you make me sick.--User:BulldogC6/SIGPAGE 01:45, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Fuck you. I killed two zombies and recaded the NE corner. I told all the people I know that the attack had started, but no one cared. Snarky ignorant bastards like you make me sick.--SirArgo ^Talk 04:56, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

While you two were arguing, we took a corner. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 06:41, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Eh, I died a few hours back and this guy here makes me want to shred up some survivors. Maybe I'll just help with the attack when I get some AP, pending it's not a pile of burning rubble by then...--SirArgo ^Talk 07:13, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

WOOT WOOT those idiots at Caiger had it coming, now to embrace my un-life as a --Imthatguy 23:26, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

You act like it's our fault the mall crashed Argo. It isn't. There's always survivors like you that piss and moan, yet you do nothing to fix the situation. I have no sympathy for you or the fact that "Caiger isn't what it used to be." It's not the DHPD's responsibility. You want Caiger returned to it's full glory? Make a group dedicated to it. So quit your moaning, get yourself organized, and get to work.--User:BulldogC6/SIGPAGE 04:12, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

By the way.... it might be an idea to learn from the fact that you two have been arguing for 24 hours about this. While you've been doing that we've taken the mall.... -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 04:28, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

The mall was gone the second you guys attacked and my group was out of position. well played. --User:BulldogC6/SIGPAGE 07:06, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Go fix Ackland. Do it now. -- . . <== DDR Approved Editor 08:43, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

Honestly, it's pretty much too late at this mall. Maybe call for support at the next one. --Johnny Bass 04:35, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Keep it Classy Malton

I see in your conduct policies you mention the following

• "The Mall Tour follows the legacy of classy events and classy players. The tourists are expected to behave in a similarly classy manner and encourage both side's enjoyment.".
  

For that I must say, YOU ROCK!! You have my respect and gratitude for approaching the game with such a positive attitude and style =) I'm looking forward to rocking you in battle.

Love,
--Giles Sednik ^CAPDSWA 07:14, 4 February 2009 (UTC)

Thank you! :D --Fiffy 09:53, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

Live Entertainment For The "Unalive"

Ohai guiz. The ULC is having a big big big house party at our new headquarters: Clapton Stadium ULC. You are all invited, so come on over when you're in town for some drinks, concerts, and a good ol' fashioned cabaret act. Poster for the event is below. Tell all your friends and we'll see you there! -S Aline 18:54, 10 February 2009 (UTC)

An invite from our favorite food? How could we possibly say no? We'll be sure to drop by an say hello when we get there! --Johnny Bass 14:44, 16 February 2009 (UTC)

Zombie Jebus Thanks you

The great Zombie Jebus wish to tank you for all your work. With the malls decimated Human civilization will crumble and more will give into the power of Zombie Jebus. We thank you for converting the non believers. Zombie Jebus only asks that you now join the Church of the Fonz. Our ultimate plan is to convert all to the rightful way. For Zombie jebus can not die. Zombie jebus has just finished converting all inside the Blackmore Building. His word is law and soon he will become the one true power. Once again, he says "Thank You my sons and daughters".

Fonzy be with you! ^{Praise Zombie Jebus Sig SB} 00:27, 18 February 2009 (UTC)

After you hit Pole mall.......

Any chance of following on through Kempsterbank? We have a bit of a street problem. --Rosslessness^{Want a Location Image?} 11:12, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Hah, looks like we'll have to pass through there then. If only to give St. Ferreol's some love. --Johnny Bass 21:30, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Missing Ackland

I know its ruined, Im glad to say thou that you are doing a good job at stalling for time, so it can be rebuilt. How many Pkers have you got again? --Athur birling 12:58, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

You're joking, right?

There's a mall tour? Seriously?

This is exactly like the Fifth of November, only in zombie terms. Trying to recapture the glory days, making an impression which reccedes almost instantly. Sure, you ruin a mall. It gets rebuilt. Except Treweeke, but I don't know what happenned to them. Other than that... nothing.--Ryvyoli ^{Y R} 04:30, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

Aw, that's so cute. Someone going out to make fun of a group through a secondary wiki account. Proceed with the mockery when you're willing to be a little less lame in your own right and I'll happily give you a better response. --Johnny Bass 04:54, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

What secondary wiki account?--Ryvyoli ^{Y R} 06:31, 23 February 2009 (UTC)

What the hell? Just cause you don't like the tour, I'm a survivour player and I think the tour is a great idea, keeps things fun and thats what a game is ment to be.--Athur birling 13:20, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

The idea IS getting a bit stale: --Jakezing 03:48, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Urban Dead would suck without groups like these. How would things ever be shaken up in a safe suburb? --  AHLGTG THE END IS NIGH! 03:49, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

That's my point, Gnome. It's not shaking things up in safe suburbs. Why are they hanging around Caiger? Shouldn't they be sweeping the southerns?--Ryvyoli ^{Y R} 06:35, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Are you even looking at the map at all? How about the orders? We've been very public with where we are. BTW, yes, we are already in the SW and we left Caigar over a week ago. kthxbai --Johnny Bass 06:44, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Considering they do it annually, it seems more like a chore, a obligation to do it. The original tour had a purpose: take the malls, scare the humans, use the new skills. The bash also had a specefic reason: the ones after: didn't do as much or with the same impact.--Jakezing 12:25, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

Mall Tour is a bunch of zombie groups banding together along with a lot of it's own members. The tour is it's own purpose. It's a chance for smaller hordes to take part in bigger battles that they ordinarily wouldn't be able to partake in and a chance for survivors to actually have something else to fight. The most important point of any tour or bash... now wait for it.... is to have fun. I know that for some playes on here, it is a very foreign concept and I wish you the best of luck with changing that on your end. Entertainment value aside, there aren't exactly many large hordes for survivors to go up against in the game right now. I'd imagine it to be more fun to actually play against zombies rather than sitting around in circle jerks and doing the pker/bher thing. There's just too much map for such a small amount of organized hordes to hit in a timely manner. Look at Thompson Mall - that mall hasn't been hit since October. Buckley? Even further back. --Johnny Bass 13:05, 26 February 2009 (UTC)

There's reason behind that dry spell of battles. There's a reason why Ridleybank is nearly always red: horde location. --Jakezing 21:59, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Yeah. Assuming that you actually read my response (I doubt it), I'm saying that there aren't enough hordes in Malton. --Johnny Bass 22:05, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

Why have a horde take a mall if it has no real strategic Value? --Jakezing 04:41, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

For the fun of it. This is a game remember? If you're not playing to have fun, you're doing it wrong. --Johnny Bass 07:04, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

I've been meaning to ask

Why is this a category page?--Jakezing 05:05, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

I believe it is so all the links are kept in one place.-- Adward  21:43, 28 February 2009 (UTC)

F' sake

We have already seen your spies etc at Tompson, hence removal of classy. But when are you going to say youre fighting Tompson? That would explain why the tour has defeated malls quicker, because your lieing about when your forces have attacked them. You sneaky weasel --Athur birling 23:25, 28 February 2009 (UTC)