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[[User:Rddr|Dr. Redder]] is in charge of '''''preaching to the masses''''' and sanitizing the wiki of your profanity. Also, being shit late.
[[User:Rddr|Dr. Redder]] is in charge of '''''preaching to the masses''''' and sanitizing the wiki of your profanity. Also, being <s>shit</s> '''POOP''' late.


[[User:Irishmen|Irishmen]] is in charge of the scouting, directing, and leading.
[[User:Irishmen|Irishmen]] is in charge of the scouting, directing, and leading.

Revision as of 06:22, 25 May 2009

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Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security
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Abbreviation: C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S
Group Numbers: 5
Leadership: Irishmen and Plsck
Goals: Take back Malton by force
Recruitment Policy: Anyone we can fucking get, we got no standards, like a drunk chick
Contact: #clitoris on irc.nexuswar.net

Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security is a group that believes we have deluded ourselves into believing that long term defense of physical structures from large hordes is more important then survival. We are not advocating pacifism, but rather a new approach to how we expend lives in the face of the dead. On the whole survivors can stand to be a bit more frugal in combat operations.




All Survivors Welcome

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We welcome any and all survivors and undead to join our fight against the undead hordes. See below for information on joining. We may be nuts as hell HECK, but we swear we know what we're doing! Taking back Malton by CENSORED brute CENSORED force!!!!!

Requirements:

(when reading this, picture a nicely dressed man in uniform saying it, with a grunt soldier that's been shoveling dirt for no reason, screaming the stuff in parenthesis at you and jumping and pointing at you!)

  • 1. Be willing to follow orders (bizarre and obscene orders! Mostly involving the combat revival of zombahs!)
  • 2. Be able to coordinate on the IRCs or on a forum (It better be through the IRCs or we'll PK you in the street with beer bottles!)
  • 3. Follow our rules (our crazy entirely sober crack-pipe influenced rules!)
  • 4. Set your group name to "C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S" NOT "C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S." (please note the extra period in the wrong one)

Recruitment procedure is yet to be determined, though if you are interested, jump into the IRC channel, and wait for someone to come around. If the IRCs scare you, then hit up discussion page.

Security Policy and Recruitment

We are willing to accept survivors and undead from any walk of life or unlife, so long as you are willing to be in our group and our group alone. We do not care what groups your alts may be involved with, but sharing info

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is punishable by any means from newspaper slap to death followed by skull CENSORED, depending on the severity of the crime. And also, killing one of your own(us) will result in hell reigning down on you!

The Five Pillars

  • Teamwork - We work together to survive.
  • Organization - We are more organized than the undead hordes
  • Resourcefulness - We can headshot a zombie with a beer bottle in the street.
  • Insanity - We're crazy, that's why we'll headshot zombies with beer bottles.
  • Security - We keep our bonds in Safe Deposit boxes!

Ranks

Irishmen knows all!

We have offensive and Defensive stations and whatever station you qualify for you better fulfill your duty, otherwise we will assign you a new one, or kill lightly taunt (CENSORED you in your sleep) you.....

Staff

There is a small group which runs the IRCs and group itself. These are the staff members:

Stations

Dr. Redder is in charge of preaching to the masses and sanitizing the wiki of your profanity. Also, being shit POOP late.

Irishmen is in charge of the scouting, directing, and leading.

Plsck is Senior Tea Brewman, he is also in charge of the books and coordinating the knifing of Dr. Redder

Veronica Teartiff is damage control.

Current Suburb

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S is currently taking Pitneybank back by force!

Pitneybank Redrum map!

Allies

Your Mu- NO.

Rules

I don't know what rules there are other than the aforementioned rules! You better watch out for this section though!

Disclaimer

Any and all advise and comments made by this group is not to be taken seriously on a real life level.

Seriously, it's all in jest. I hope.

Back Story

Irishmen, Plsck, and Dr. Redder hunkering down in their first HQ

One day back in mid April 2009, Irishmen had a grand idea to start the survivor group of all survivor groups. Backed by his 12 page manifesto, he went on to banter his ideas all over the IRCs and interwebs! At first only the lone Plsck would opt to embrace his great ideas. After a few days a group name was decided on and an IRCs channel created, from there Dr. Redder agreed to join based on the fact that there would be a wiki page. Irishmen, Plsck, and Dr. Redder went on to voyage to the first suburb in need of help that they could find. It was there that they built a temporary home, moving home base every few days. Then somehow Irishmen managed to talk Veronica Teartiff into joining the defunct group. Together the four of them will take the suburb back into survivor hands, and will hopefully continue to grow C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S' numbers!

Early Successes

  • 05/10/2009 - Today, C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S had a triumphant victory over Batshit Insane! Our crazy willingness to sell out Reverend TINYBOY FONDLE scared them off into the nite from whence they came. They may have taken The Creek Building, but Plsck combat revived Jonx and wounded another in a valiant feat of super idiocy. He also forgot about Death scent, entirely. Also Irishmen gave them a new genny to chew on for a little while. In any case this victory will go deep into the anals of Cheddars butt! annals of C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S history!--plscks 22:30, 10 May 2009 (BST)
  • 07/05/09 (fuk u merikka) - I had a well tasty Pie for tea. - Rddr
  • 05/07/2009 - Perryn NT - Just because she got sick and tired of looking at the mess that was Perryn NT, Veronica Teartiff grabbed a generator, went to Perryn and within minutes had it fixed, powered and caded. She's under no illusions that they'll mess it up again. That's what they do. Plsck provided much need harassment of the waiting undead by lighting matches beneath their feet and then shooting them while they danced. He laughs so strangely when he does this. --JackAscii
  • 04/30/2009 - Blesley mall - We took it back with three survivors and Betty. Later, Reverend TINYBOY FONDLE cleaned up the mess we made thus securing the mall. After other survivors showed up, the mall was won. We only suffered a 40% casualty rate. As it turns out, the retardiness of Reverend TINYBOY FONDLE cost the survivors the mall.

Mortal Enemies

BASALT.

Batshit Insane!

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