Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security

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AAHV001100.jpg L.O.L. Get it, it's a man in a boat! Roflcopters! (or also acceptable) LoLerskates!

No, i don't get it? What's happening? What is he doing? Does it involve a fish? OH GOD IT DOES.

Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security
Abbreviation: C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S
Group Numbers: 4
Leadership: Irishmen and Plsck
Goals: Take back Malton by force
Recruitment Policy: None
Contact: #clitoris on

Citizens Living In Teamwork, Organization, Resourcefulness, Insanity, and Security is a group that believes we have deluded ourselves into believe that long term defense of physical structures from large hordes is more important then survival. We do not advocating pacifism, but rather a new approach to how we expend lives in the face of the dead. On the whole survivors can stand to be a bit more frugal in combat operations.

Harmanz Welcome

We welcome any and all survivors to join our fight against the undead hordes. See below for information on joining. We may be nuts as hell HECK, but we swear we know what we're doing! Taking back Malton by Goddamn brute fucking force!!!!!


(when reading this, picture a nicely dressed man in uniform saying it, with a grunt soldier that's been shoveling dirt for no reason, screaming the stuff in parenthesis at you and jumping and pointing at you!)

  • 1. Be willing to follow orders (bizarre and obscene orders! mostly involving sodomizing zombahs!)
  • 2. Be able to coordinate on the IRCs or on a forum (It better be through the IRCs or we'll PK you in the street with beer bottles!)
  • 3. Follow our rules (our crazy drunken entirely sober drunk as shit rules!)

Recruitment procedure is yet to be determined, though if you are interested, jump into the IRC channel, and wait for someone to come around.

Security Policy and Recruitment

We are willing to accept survivors from any walk of life, so long as you are willing to be in our group and our group alone. We do not care what groups your alts may be involved with, but sharing info is punishable by any means from newspaper slap to death followed by skull fucking, depending on the severity of the crime.

The Five Pillars

  • Teamwork - We work together to survive.
  • Organization - We are more organized than the undead hordes
  • Resourcefulness - We can headshot a zombie with a beer bottle in the street.
  • Insanity - We're crazy, that's why we'll headshot zombies with beer bottles.
  • Security - We keep our bonds in Safe Deposit boxes!


We have offensive and Defensive stations and whatever station you qualify for you better fulfill your duty, otherwise we will assign you a new one, or kill lightly taunt (kill you in your sleep) you.....


There is a small group which runs the IRCs and group itself. These are the staff members:


Cheddar still halfway sexy is in charge on the BJ's hand jobs and CRing.

Irishmen is in charge of the scouting and directing.

Plsck is in charge or bookkeeping and other misc. shit.

Veronica Teartiff is in charge of.....We're not sure yet.

Current Suburb

C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S is currently taking Gulsonside back by force!

Gulsonside Redrum map!


Your Mu- NO.


I don't know what rules there are other than the aforementioned rules! You better watch out for this section though!


Any and all advise and comments made by this group is not to be taken seriously on a real life level.


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