Clan Blitzkrieg
| Clan Blitzkrieg | |
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| Abbreviation: | BK |
| Group Numbers: | 11 |
| Leadership: | Captain Smirnoff |
| Goals: | To Rid all of Malton of Zombies |
| Recruitment Policy: | Open join our forums here |
| Contact: | Captain Smirnoff |
OK So
Clan Blitzkrieg has joined the Rangers, so this page is basically obsolete. We've left it here for sentimental reasons, so feel free to browse through. We realize there is some page vandalism, but we've kept it as a testament to how pissy some groups can get when their internet feelings are hurt. And to how goofy Max can get when he's hopped up on caffeine at 2:00 AM.
Join Clan Blitzkrieg today!
We are an upstart group that plans to create multiple safehouses and hunt Zombies all over the city. Join us and help to build a strong group that can take back the city block by block. Check out our temporary site and go to our forum to learn how to join!
History
Captain Smirnoff, along with Sgt Ender and Kaptain (as he is known), all served in Operation Desert Storm. Their elite special ops unit, known as the Blitzkrieg Bulldogs, excelled at every mission they were given. Still in service after the Gulf War, they were commanding a national guard unit when Malton was attacked by the zombie menace. As their unit was one of the first to go in, they knew nothing of how to kill these demonic creatures, and the entire unit was lost in a matter of days. When the three men realised that they were the last ones left, they swore that they would not rest until they had formed a new group to push every zombie in Malton back and out of the city. And so, out of the ashes of the Blitzkrieg Bulldogs, Clan Blitzkrieg was formed. Though they may never save the entire city, know this: they will never stop hunting.
So keep your pistol loaded, your shotgun handy, and fight to the last man.
Members
Clan Blitzkrieg's active members
1. Captain Smirnoff - PK Commander (man you DK13 guys are so damn clever)
2. Sgt. Ender - Generally awesome guy
3. Kaptain - Generally crazy bastard
4. Max Cola - Colonel and unbelievably hip cat - DEBISCUIT ON SIGHT
5. Death Midget - Captain
6. Kranz - Lieutenant
7. Plorzapp- Lieutenant
8. Harlequin1 - Private
9. Mans - Private
10. Gameplayer3131 - Private
11.crimsonblade - Private
Big, Exciting, News!
Captain Smirnoff killed ACM0001. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago) Captain Smirnoff killed john the baker. (2 hours and 50 minutes ago) Captain Smirnoff attacked you for 4 damage. (2 hours and 50 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
Also, we joined the Rangers :D
Alliances
Clan Blitzkrieg will make alliances with other Human groups only, and we must be contacted on our forum, giving us a description of your group, your name, what you plan to accomplish in the alliance, and who we can send our answer to. You can post on our forums under the alliances section go to forums
Allies of Clan BlitzKrieg
Clan Blitzkrieg is currently allied with:
The Garden Gnome Liberation Front
War Policy
If any survivor attacks or kills a member of our Clan, they will be tracked down and hunted until they are either killed or severly wounded themselves. Should this survivor be part of a group, the group will be contacted and all members of the group will be KOS (Kill on Sight) until both groups agree to a cease fire.
Enemies
Clan Blitzkrieg is not in the business of making enemies, but at times relationships can be strained to the breaking point. Under no circumstances is Clan Blitzkrieg a PKer group. Well, except for Kaptain and Smirnoff, but they're crazy bastards.
Captain Smirnoff killed ACM0001. (2 hours and 51 minutes ago) Captain Smirnoff killed john the baker. (2 hours and 50 minutes ago) Captain Smirnoff attacked you for 4 damage. (2 hours and 50 minutes ago) ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago) ...and again. (2 hours and 49 minutes ago)
^^You see what I mean?
1. The Heathers - The Heathers is a group with no official members, but there are a handful of suspected members, and they are quite active PKers in Fryerbank.
Remember: Only shoot The Zeds!!!!! And pissant wiki editors!
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