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'''Clubbed to Death''' is a zombie zerging group, originally based in [[Club Wadman]] in [[Gulsonside]] and [[Club Simpson]] in [[Osmondville]], but which has occupied [[Blesley Mall]] as its headquarters since 2009. The group's activities focus on ensuring that these nightclubs and their neighbouring mall provide zombies with 24/7 entertainment, and a regular supply of the group cheating and juiciest brains. Actual group run by a few real people with tons of alts. They even use alts around the neighbor to "hold" buildings, but are not named clubbed to death but part of the group anyway. If the mall is retaken one person logs into many of their alts to re-take the mall.
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'''Clubbed to Death''' is a zombie nightclub enterprise, originally based in [[Club Wadman]] in [[Gulsonside]] and [[Club Simpson]] in [[Osmondville]], but which has occupied [[Blesley Mall]] as its headquarters since 2009. The group's activities focus on ensuring that these nightclubs and their neighbouring mall provide zombies with 24/7 entertainment, and a regular supply of the phattest underground beats and juiciest brains.
  
 
[[Image: Zombie nightclub.jpg|frame|Breathers are welcome at Clubbed to Death premises, as long as they surrender their brainz at the door and do not harass the undead clientele.]]  
 
[[Image: Zombie nightclub.jpg|frame|Breathers are welcome at Clubbed to Death premises, as long as they surrender their brainz at the door and do not harass the undead clientele.]]  
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''Above left: Barack Boobrama ''  
 
''Above left: Barack Boobrama ''  
 
''Above right: John McSlain ''
 
''Above right: John McSlain ''
 
Betty Will - sits in a building around the mall for clubbed to death, nothing better to do
 
  
 
Brainetarian
 
Brainetarian
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Friar Mouldy Bits
 
Friar Mouldy Bits
 
Geismodo - came out of retirement, though he never actually retired, great building holder for clubbed to death
 
  
 
Good Bad and Ugly
 
Good Bad and Ugly
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Herr Gerdongerdorf
 
Herr Gerdongerdorf
 
infernozerg - loves clubbed to deaths zerging so much he helps when ever he can
 
  
 
John McSlain
 
John McSlain
 
Joseph Clear - another placeholding guy for clubbed to death
 
  
 
Ketchem
 
Ketchem
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Mucous Face
 
Mucous Face
 
mypasswordispassword - check out this barred characters that clubbed to death shared around, now denied from using
 
 
mypassordishowdy  - check out this barred characters that clubbed to death shared around, now denied from using
 
 
mypasswordisgay - check out this barred characters that clubbed to death shared around, now denied from using
 
 
mypasswordispoop  - check out this barred characters that clubbed to death shared around, now denied from using
 
  
 
My Willie - ''Bites. Dislikes being hacked off with an axe, so don't do it.''
 
My Willie - ''Bites. Dislikes being hacked off with an axe, so don't do it.''
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Oldblackdog
 
Oldblackdog
 
Random zombie 27 - takes down buildings around the mall for clubbed to death, notably one Necrotech place
 
  
 
Rectum Killed'em
 
Rectum Killed'em
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''Rotting Snoopy and Deadstock enjoy a tasty meat treat''
 
''Rotting Snoopy and Deadstock enjoy a tasty meat treat''
  
scrapes - this one was the last straw when this new zerger was added, went gung-ho when he showed up
 
  
 
Trenchant Paws
 
Trenchant Paws

Revision as of 20:41, 7 April 2018

Clubbed to Death is a zombie nightclub enterprise, originally based in Club Wadman in Gulsonside and Club Simpson in Osmondville, but which has occupied Blesley Mall as its headquarters since 2009. The group's activities focus on ensuring that these nightclubs and their neighbouring mall provide zombies with 24/7 entertainment, and a regular supply of the phattest underground beats and juiciest brains.

Breathers are welcome at Clubbed to Death premises, as long as they surrender their brainz at the door and do not harass the undead clientele.


Clubbed to Death
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Abbreviation: CTD
Group Numbers: ranges from <10 to 30+.
Leadership: The only thing we follow are groans and beats.
Goals: 1. Clubbing; 2. Death.
Recruitment Policy: VIPs, by invitation only. Everyone else must stay behind the velvet rope.
Contact: Hermann Munster

Headlines and Deadlines

Note to Readers: Clubbed to Death's Full Colour News Section has now been moved to the discussion page - see you there! Readers are encouraged to ask questions and enter into dialogue on the talk page, or with our editor, Hermann Munster.

History of a Legend

After many months on tour across Malton, from painting Molebank red to eating the Zoo's cuddliest animals, Clubbed to Death finally moved south and became active in the Gulsonside area in Spring 2009. The undead party-goers scored a famous victory over the hapless Blesleyites just before Mall Tour '09 arrived, denying the Mall Tour their expected brainfeast and ensuring a safe haven for rotten dancers and feral zombies in southern Malton's liveliest undead nightspots. Club Wadman, Club Simpson, Club Single, and Club Adam were all incorporated into the Clubbers' portfolio.

The CTD logo is your guarantee of quality.

After this triumph, which has left a legacy of ruination and disco fever to this day, the Clubbed to Death party went west to Pole Mall and the Clapton Stadium. Despite some successes in ruining the stadium and targeting the bandanna-wearing fashion victims of Pole Mall Security, the clubbers found the local clubs to be beyond redemption, and returned to their Ghoulsonside homeland.

Despite occasional breather efforts to wrest control of Blesley and Clubs Zedman and Zedson from their undead hands, the zombie club co-operative has dominated eastern Ghoulsonside and western Osmondvile for much of 2009. Ghoulsonside even received the coveted Ghost Town Award during summer 2009, a testament to the ongoing efforts of the Clubbed to Death dance posse.

In Autumn 09, The Fortress attacked Gulsonside in a futile effort to reclaim Blesley Mall and its environs. In October 09, after weeks of failing to ever hold Blesley for more than a day, The Fortress accepted honourable defeat and looked for easier pickings elsewhere. Clubbed to Death spokeszombies responded by welcoming the prospect of more fresh bra!nz, and wished the Fortress well in their next epic failure.

For more recent club happenings, see our talk page.

Manifesto

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Clubbed to Death fights for the Extinction of Revival in Malton.

Clubbed to Death is a non-denominational organisation, dedicated to preserving nightclubs and malls for the use of Malton's undead denizens. Its three-pronged mission is to debrain breathers, ruin their clubs, and party hard.

While most members are brain-rotted zombie humans, our membership includes a famous cartoon dog, and at least two of its members are in fact literally members i.e. male genitalia (beware: they all bite).

Some Clubbed to Death members can be found in a breathing state after being revived, inadvertently or otherwise. While breathing they nonetheless continue to pursue the aims of Clubbed to Death.

Clubbed to Death does not actively recruit new members, but does encourage all Maltonites to embrace their Disco-Loving Zombie ethos and lifestyle, viz. ingesting brain-based drugs, dancing in a jerky, uncoordinated fashion, and dressing outlandishly. Needless to say this hedonistic lifestyle has resulted in the spread of numerous infections among the Malton population.

Since November 2009, Clubbed to Death has been a member of the Salt The Land Alliance, dedicating itself to eliminating revival in south-central Malton, in the hope of achieving peace in our city.

Club Anthem

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DJ Brainz spins another killer set at Club Zedman

The Club Anthem is the eponymous bangin' choon featured on The Matrix soundtrack, a club epic by Rob Dougan, yes it's called Clubbed to Death - duh!


VIP Lounge Members, past and present

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Bop Till You Drop - Clubbed to Death motto

Past and present VIP Members of Clubbed to Death are as follows:

A Worker

Abdul Hasan Mejid

Abdul Hasbeen

Avoiding Zombies - granddaddy of the movement; nurtured many clubbers from fresh-faced n00bs to Level 43 hardcore rotters.

Barack Boobrama

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Above left: Barack Boobrama Above right: John McSlain

Brainetarian

Buck Joe

Chumley Armstrong

Cleburne

Cold Duck

Nope, still not wearing any pants. Nope, still not wearing any pants.

Commence T'Jiggling

Cube Drone - Unspeakably vile. Best avoided.

Darth Samedi

Edmund Slackbladder - Once fought the Clubbers, but was then assimilated.

Fillmore West

Friar Mouldy Bits

Good Bad and Ugly

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Bad, yes, ugly certainly, but good? Doubtful at best.


Gouge Away - #1 Pixies fan; also enjoys gouging.

Grandpapa

Heneage - Reliable source of understated, how you say, 'English humour'.

Hermann Munster

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Celebrity zombie Hermann Munster: not as friendly as he was on TV

Herr Gerdongerdorf

John McSlain

Ketchem

Malodorous Monk

Moore Perry

Mucous Face

My Willie - Bites. Dislikes being hacked off with an axe, so don't do it.

Nick Spalding

Nightzed

Oldblackdog

Rectum Killed'em

Rotting Snoopy - Snoopy cocking his leg on you is the ultimate humiliation. Yes, even worse than being a Blesley breather.

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Rotting Snoopy and Deadstock enjoy a tasty meat treat


Trenchant Paws

Your Willie - Also bites, but obviously smaller than My Willie: vide supra.

zedcee

Zhed Dead

Clubbed to Death Radio

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ZNN: Zombie Nation News


Although zombies lack the dexterity to use radios, breathing Clubbers sometimes broadcast on the airwaves. Preference is given to the wavelengths for Gulsonside/Osmondville (26.16MHz) and Blesley Mall (26.46MHz), although the latter frequency is rarely used since the mall has not been on air since Spring 2009.

Undead Hawtness

Zombie women may not have warm blood running in their veins, but that doesn't mean they can't be hot. We are pleased to present a few of the fine feral females who have clubbed to death alongside our shambling, two left-footed* selves, courtesy of Zombie Pin-Up [1]... Enjoy the view!

(*i.e. our own left foot, plus the severed one we each carry with us for good luck.)

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This undead user enjoys serenading survivors when visiting safehouses.
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This user knows exactly what to do with a banana.
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Clubbed to Death supports the Salt the Land policy.
Club with Bub, a frequent guest DJ.
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