Cobra (group)/Joining

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How do I join this illustrious organization? Its always best to recruit members when they are young and impressionable. It is all explained here. Bottom line though, you've gotta be a PKer to join, or at least be on your way to becoming one. We really have nothing against zombies as they are more a force of nature than a thing to hate, as natural to Malton as water is to the rest of the world. We leave them alone and concentrate on killing things that actually get upset when they die. There is a trial period for most new members where they are tested to prove their dedication and worth, if they pass they will be accepted with open arms as a full member of Cobra. If you are new to PKing, you might also want to check out our field manual to help you to speed up the learning process. Members of Cobra enjoy many benefits such as full gym membership, color television, a life time supply of venom, and an excellent dental plan. Once you are member, you might want to put this Cobra Your Name is a member of Cobra. Hail! using {{CobraTrue|User=Your Name}} on your user page.

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