Coward Cinema

Coward Cinema Pimbank [62, 41] a junkyard Payne Drive Hewett Place Police Department the Hind Building Coward Cinema Frederick Place the Turpin Building Alvis Boulevard Self Plaza Basic Info: Cinemas are "shrouded in darkness" when unpowered. Cinemas are Dark buildings. In the presence of a fuelled portable generator, a Cinema's flavor text will change to one of the following: "…a black-and-white drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…an old horror film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white documentary film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a recent drama film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a dramatic science-fiction film still looping silently on its main screen." "…a black-and-white science-fiction film playing on its main screen."

Coward Cinema

Description

	Amusing Location
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History

Formerly the Coward Theatre (after Noel Coward), in its heyday this venue witnessed performances of works by Coward, Wilde, Orton and the Blue Man Group.

However, by the Naughty Noughties audiences for mildly humorous performance art by blue-hued slapheads dwindled, and shortly before the outbreak the famous 'boards' and auditorium were transformed into yet another bland corporate multiplex cinema for Malton's popcorn-crunching fans of celluloid and cellulite. At times, when casting a glance at the remaining audience, it is hard to tell who the zombies and who the living are - although the choice of snacks is generally a give-away.

Current Status

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