Five Miles Over Chicago

Five Miles Over Chicago
Abbreviation:	FMOC
Group Numbers:	12(!)
Leadership:	It's more of a communal thing. You probably wouldn't understand.
Goals:	Do I really have to explain everything to you?
Recruitment Policy:	Talk page. We have one. Use it.
Contact:	Forum

Five Miles Over Chicago is a group of survivors that don't actually like Urban Dead. We're just playing to be ironic. I mean, I guess it's OK to drink fair trade coffee and listen to Arcade Fire all day, but if you really want ironic? Look no further. We're all about irony. Everything we do is ironic somehow. It's too bad if you just can't understand that sort of thing. I guess we just aren't mainstream enough for you.

Headline text

Do you see what I did there? I just clicked the "New Headline" button and didn't bother changing the default text. It's pretty ironic. I just thought I should point that out since you probably didn't "get" it.

Anyways, we're cruising Reganbank right now, working on our first campaign The James Wood Experiment (Fables from the Broken Record). You can probably join, if you're cool enough. You'll know if you are because Stephen will give you that little nod cool people give the less fortunate, to let them know there just may be hope for them yet.

Our HQ is Nuth Row Fire Station because I said so.

Members

This is the part where I type "These are our members" even though you already knew that from the headline up there. You already knew that's how all group pages work. I just wanted to point out how "every group page does that, so we're going to as well." We're so non-conformist, we conform but for all the wrong reasons.

Jon Evans

"I don't think you know what Communism means."

Bio: After watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, he decided one day to set out and change his life forever. For him, that meant doing the exact same stuff, but with FMOC.
Hobbies: Baking, wasting his life on shitty online games

Commander O'Neil

"WOAH, SIT DOWN, YOU'VE LEFT YOUR LEGS BEHIND!"

Bio: This other dude from the DEM, but he was just way too chill for that noise. Was in some French Fail Legion or something but screw that.
Hobbies: I dunno actually, but he probably plays Poker or something

Blitz Krieger

"I killed a zombie! yay!"

Bio: I'm gonna level with you. I don't think this guy knows what he's doing. Whatevs, he's in our group now.
Hobbies: Failing at Urban Dead

Stephen Grace

"SO MANY REBELS"

Bio: Ok, so this guy is communist. Well he says he is anyway. I'm like 99% sure he's just got some serious issues. He owns a hermit crab named "Little Trotsky".
Hobbies: Communism, student protests

Ribbijack

"God help me but I'm at Nuth Row."

Bio: This other guy who was in IRC when we were making this group and he's all, "Hey, I like Urban Dead!" and we're all "Aight, you should come roll with us" and he's all, "K".
Hobbies: Being a douchebagAwesome.

ykl

"Damn you labine for getting me looking at UD again..."

Bio: This other dude from the DEM. He's pretty cool even if he refused to play Urban Dead. He's like a member in spirit if nothing else.
Hobbies: Not playing Urban Dead

Denver Randleman

"What are we doing?"

Bio: So we're talking about the group in IRC like always, and Denver is like "Hey we'll join, but we're going to be PKers" but then I'm all ":|" and he's all "Ok then."
Hobbies: Chillin', listening to Johnny Cash

Rambo Pliskin

"..."

Bio: This guy is Denver's friend, I don't even know him. He kind of sounds like a scenester if you ask me but whatever.
Hobbies: PKing, apparently. (Well, formerly.)

Yetiwarrior

"lol, I mustve PKed Commander O'Neil a couple times"

Bio: Always up for some pointless online games, he was quick to join when we told him we were taking a stab at Urban Dead.
Hobbies: Wasting his life on shitty online games

Joe Morris

wat

Bio: So on the second day of this group we were informed that Joe had joined FMOC. Before we could ask him for a profile link of any of that jazz, he's outta IRC and doesn't come back for hours. Torontonians, I swear.
Hobbies: Failing at life.

Leon Argos

FUCK YEAH I AM TOTALLY IN

Bio: Once upon a time, he was a bent cop. Then he lived in a hospital in Wykewood. Then he did some other stuff. Now he's doing this, ironically.
Hobbies: Not taking bribes anymore!

Goofy mccoy

The objective of the game is to collect the largest pool of idiots into your group and be the biggest douchebag possible, to the most people, for the longest time.

Bio: Another DEM vet (Probably the most sane out of all of them) who joined with a post that began "Oh why the hell not?"
Hobbies: Playing Mafia, verbal bitch-slapping

Allies

This is where we list our allies. If we don't have too many it's probably just because we're not mainstream enough and nobody wants to step to this.

• Section 13 - These guys get it man. I've got a good feeling about them.