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And wtf is wrong with your wiki?  It won't snap out of the small text.  Not sure if Roland did it or not.  Weird...  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 05:24, 24 June 2008 (BST)
And wtf is wrong with your wiki?  It won't snap out of the small text.  Not sure if Roland did it or not.  Weird...  --[[User:Dhavid Grohl|Dhavid Grohl]] 05:24, 24 June 2008 (BST)


:*Do you honestly not see the irony in all of your posts? Especially the last one, my god you really are that fucking stupid aren't you. So we are puppets because we are reading your posts? So keep telling yourself that your not a puppet when A. we killed you because we wanted you to come here. B. You have been reading all of our posts on here and brainstock. So I guess everyone is a fucking puppet if they read something on the Wiki and stuff. But maybe you should learn to not be such a fag who can't establish in-game from reality. So I guess you really see your self as some awesome guy killing zombies because in real life your just a lonley fat man who works at a dead-end job who comes home every night to his mom's basement to play a game where he can feel tough and respected by his little buttbuddies who have the same problem. So you think this game is an escape from your own crappy lives to the point where you are insulted and killed in-game pisses you off so much that you act like its the biggest deal ever. Sure its alright to be a little upset I mean who doesn't get a little pissed off when they die. Atleast Bulldog and the DHPD acted a little mature about the whole thing and now we have a mutual friendship.  
:*Do you honestly not see the irony in all of your posts? Especially the last one, my god you really are that fucking stupid aren't you. So we are puppets because we are reading your posts? So keep telling yourself that your not a puppet when A. we killed you because we wanted you to come here. B. You have been reading all of our posts on here and brainstock. So I guess everyone is a fucking puppet if they read something on the Wiki and stuff. Buthttp://wiki.urbandead.com/skins/common/images/button_sig.png maybe you should learn to not be such a fag who can't establish in-game from reality. So I guess you really see your self as some awesome guy killing zombies because in real life your just a lonley fat man who works at a dead-end job who comes home every night to his mom's basement to play a game where he can feel tough and respected by his little buttbuddies who have the same problem. So you think this game is an escape from your own crappy lives to the point where you are insulted and killed in-game pisses you off so much that you act like its the biggest deal ever. Sure its alright to be a little upset I mean who doesn't get a little pissed off when they die. Atleast Bulldog and the DHPD acted a little mature about the whole thing and now we have a mutual friendship.  


:New material? Sure when a wiki fight grows this long things might get repetitave. But you know get bent, poop mushrooms and what ever name you came up with for our group doesn't count. So Dhavid in your next post I am predicting at least one of the following to pop up ... We don't care, you posted here more times than us, puppets, <insert poop joke here>, brainstock, we WEREN'T bitching, your wasting your AP, and last but not least the always retarded never funny old ass GET BENT. So indeed Dhavid you just lost the game. --[[User:Aesir Motz|Aesir Motz]] 18:56, 24 June 2008 (BST)
:New material? Sure when a wiki fight grows this long things might get repetitave. But you know get bent, poop mushrooms and what ever name you came up with for our group doesn't count. So Dhavid in your next post I am predicting at least one of the following to pop up ... We don't care, you posted here more times than us, puppets, <insert poop joke here>, brainstock, we WEREN'T bitching, your wasting your AP, and last but not least the always retarded never funny old ass GET BENT. So indeed Dhavid you just lost the game. --[[User:Aesir Motz|Aesir Motz]] 18:56, 24 June 2008 (BST)
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::I eagerly await the next 'Get Bent'. It keeps me young knowing the cool things said amongst the 12 year old set these days. However Motz, you forgot the most important schmutz. Can you honestly tell me you can sleep tonight without hearing the parrot bemoan our 'gimmick' yet again? --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 00:22, 28 June 2008 (BST)
::I eagerly await the next 'Get Bent'. It keeps me young knowing the cool things said amongst the 12 year old set these days. However Motz, you forgot the most important schmutz. Can you honestly tell me you can sleep tonight without hearing the parrot bemoan our 'gimmick' yet again? --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 00:22, 28 June 2008 (BST)


Oh... oh wow... Good Job Dhavid, telling it like it is.... You just won some respect from me...--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 17:56, 19 October 2008 (BST)
You can't be serious? --[[User:Hibernaculum|Hibernaculum]] 21:12, 3 November 2008 (UTC)
You're less creative than LNTVC
You're less dangerous than RR
Your accusations are unoriginal.
Your tactics are weak.
Your members lack style.
Your page lacks humor.
:This part, the rest was tl;dr... Go on now, Flotsam and what not :rolleyes:--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 01:14, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
::"The shortest answer is doing" - Lord Herbert --{{User:Peter McGrady/Sig}} 14:24, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
:::kk--{{User:WOOT/sig}} 02:18, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
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Picking on Team Zerg'n'Hidemore

Shame on you. Why do bad things happen to good people? You know this'll only lead to Ghave Drohl starring in another 5-page thread on Brainstock. Keep up the good work! *tips hat* --Sir Bob Fortune RR 14:42, 18 June 2008 (BST)

  • Glad someone appreciates the work. Reading the TZH wiki is worse than drinking for the mass extinction of brain cells. That alone justifies our presence there. --Hibernaculum 19:14, 19 June 2008 (BST)


TZH

Fuck you guys, fuck your stupid philosophy, and fuck your trenching crap. Stick around for two years, kill more zombies, heal more survivors, and revive more friendlies than the populations of some small countries and then get back to us. You chumps aren't worth the time it took to post this, and you're certainly not worth dealing with in game.

You're less creative than LNTVC

You're less dangerous than RR

Your accusations are unoriginal.

Your tactics are weak.

Your members lack style.

Your page lacks humor.

You're lucky you're not worth being judged. You would probably be found lacking. The only "horror" I see here is an incredibly cliche'd and overdone bunch of trenchies who think they got there first. Here's a hint: You didn't. Get bent.

--Dhavid Grohl 21:43, 19 June 2008 (BST)

  • Blah, Blah, Blah. Come now Dhavid, none of that schmutz up there amounts to anything, does it? Does it matter how creative we are? Or how original, dangerous or how weak we are? It doesn't matter how much style we have. It doesn't even matter when we arrived and who's taken a kick at your useless can already. None of it matters because we don't care. We're here now. We don't plan on leaving anytime soon. And we'll be seeing you again...and again...and again. Now you go grab a tissue. I hate to see the Flotsam cry. --Hibernaculum 21:49, 19 June 2008 (BST)


  • Chill out dude, it's a game. They attacked us a month ago. You don't see us whining all over their wiki, do you? Nope. We stood up and fought back.--Bulldog C6 22:03, 19 June 2008 (BST)
  • Ahh Bulldog. If only there were more like you. You guys had some skills and some common decency. Sadly, we will NOT be seeing either of those things with TZH. They are just target practice to keep us sharp for when we find a mark made of sterner stuff. --Hibernaculum 22:28, 19 June 2008 (BST)
  • Sorry Dhavid I didn't mean to kill you while you were restocking on tampons. But don't worry, I can always bring some to your zombified corpse if you like. --Aesir Motz 22:37, 19 June 2008 (BST)


Stand up and fight? Maybe when we feel like it. But these emo pieces of trash are going to have to get a gimmick before they are worth any of my AP in game. Tell you what, tomorrow when I am paying homage to my porcelain, I'll see if I can squeeze out a gimmick for you, because I know I could shit one better than what you have now. "Flowers of Disease"? The flower part makes sense anyway. If I had to compare you to a disease I would probably go with herpes... but I used that already on JFNC... and unlike you toolboxes I pride myself in a modicum of originality and flair. So I will go with scabies. Not even really a disease, but a mildly annoying infestation. Easily treated if you care too. Congratulations, but harassing TZH you have given us the Urban Dead equivalent of scabies. I bet your mother is so proud of you. --Dhavid Grohl 23:59, 19 June 2008 (BST)


Scabies? Hmmm, you better run to the store and stock up on "Blue Star" you twittery little vulgar piece of floatsum as you and your gang of mouth breathers will certainly be needing it. I have seen the kind of trash talking you and you're group have been spreading through the Malton community like slop in a pigs trough, and it truly disgusts me. I must say you folks are a sad bunch indeed.

I mean really dude.. Look at the lies you spew as if they were Gospel. [1]

I think you folks are nothing more than a bunch of half wits that cannot seem to figure out whose side you are on.

See you soon. :)

--Roland 01:45, 20 June 2008 (BST)

  • Don't take this rube too seriously Roly. It's never been so easy to goad someone as it has been with this one. Just look what he's written. I'm expecting a 'yo momma' fight to break out any moment. No wonder TZH couldn't fight their way out of a brown paper bag. Dhave, please tell me you don't lead this outfit? Where is Marky Mark? Or is that just another one of the zerg alts you loafers are notorious for? Also, didn't you say we weren't worth the time it took to write your little sermon up there? So why do you keep coming back? We're quite content to keep dropping you guys without this insightful dialogue. We're in awe of the awesomeness Dhave. In awe. Cheers! --Hibernaculum 02:30, 20 June 2008 (BST)



Ahh, Hib, I do not take these fools seriously at all. I was just pointing out the sputum they have spreading, and the real reason why we will be stomping them into the ground.. I am sad to say that these folks might be the most pathetic group we have come across in some time, and they are well worth our time.--Roland 03:10, 20 June 2008 (BST)

"It's never been so easy to goad someone as it has been with this one." <-- Haha. Says the group that has given over twice as many responses to my posts here. Says the group that has crossed Malton to attempt to goad us into a fight, and FAILED. Haha. Who is goading who here, you "rube"? Wow, if there could possibly have been any literate person out there who didn't already know you chumps for what you are (chumps), they sure do now. Welcome to the Irony Express. Your ticket has been validated. Enjoy the ride.
And I love how you guys throw down the zerging accusation (again, old and tired... already used on this very page Haha!) without a lick of proof (Just like Last time!). Zergs that we are known for? And who has ever known us for that? The zerger we kicked out of our team once we knew he was a zerger? Maybe SteeeeEEEeeeve... I bet thats it, you guys are friends of our fat ballerina aren't you? Wouldn't suprise me. I rarely lay one turd at a time, figures they would run in packs. Still, I haven't laid a turd that smells like flowers yet, diseased or otherwise. So I guess I owe props to whomever dropped you guys off in the toilet that is Malton.
Oh wait, I don't owe you impotent-rage filled juveniles anything. I don't have to use words like "rube" and "floatsum" because frankly I don't have a need to impress people online with my vocabulary. Nor do I have an overwhelming need for people on Urban Dead to think that I am "intellectual" or "cool", as you drama-club drama-queen whiners clearly do. Its probably because my IQ is high enough, and my cock big enough, in real life that I feel secure enough with myself. Note, I am not saying I'm smarter than you, or that I have a bigger cock... only smart and big enough respectively. Enough gentlemen (term used loosely). Something your all to likely all to brittle egos don't understand.
The point? Hurry up and make yourselves fun to deal with. Again, if you're looking for a gimmick let me know and I will pound some more fiber tabs tonight. I wouldn't want to disappoint. What? Too crude? Have I offended your tea-sipping self righteous sensibilities? Well take some advice from Bulldog up there. Its a game. If I call you a scrotum sucking toad and act crude it means one of three things:
A) You're a small rough skinned amphibian that sucks on the ball sacks of weird men who are into that (talk to Steeeeve)
B) I don't need your approval, its just a game, and you should all get lives. And if you can, get laid.
C) Both A & B.
I'll let you empties chew on that pop-quiz for a while. Maybe I'll even get something that resembles a witty response. I doubt it though. You know, I think I still have Sarah Silverman's number if you guys want to take lessons on how "Not To Suck Cock at Being a PKer". I don't think her charge is too outrageous. Oh, and of course: Get Bent. --Dhavid Grohl 04:02, 20 June 2008 (BST)


I will not lower myself to your standards with the vulgarities, but I will say... You are all going to die, and it's been a long time coming.

Remember; Roly loves you ;) --Roland 04:29, 20 June 2008 (BST)

It's been a long time coming? Have you been planning our demise for months? Flowers of Disease? You guys are rock solid chump turds. You will show up, act all poofy chest and then leave. You don't have the stomach, the heart, or the balls to dance with TZH. Go ahead and try to accomplish nothing. Unless you plan on fighting us forever, we don't care. And if you do plan on fighting us forever, you will fail. You will break down, quit the game, or go somewhere else.
I have no idea what even put us on your target list. My guess is you are jealous of all our press we get on BS, or all the attention we get from the biggest losers of all of Malton. We just seem to attract all of the top crust. You guys have no lives and no worth. We're just chilling in our own corner of this hellhole city rocking with Mark Whalberg and headbanging with The Beyonder and you guys decide to unload EMO justice? Seriously, look at yourself. Go home to that space between Grohl's ass cheeks and think about what you've done. Blah Blah Blah! Blah! Balls To the Whalls! --Duke cage 05:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)


You can really sit there and say we don't have the heart, stomach or stones to dance with TZH? Are you serious? You guys are all hype. Your notoriety gained more through a colorful use of the English language than any sort of skill. Nothing but insignificant flotsam shooting off all kinds of garbage. By the way, I got a good laugh out of this bit of clap trap you put out here:

...I don't have to use words like "rube" and "floatsum" because frankly I don't have a need to impress people online with my vocabulary. Nor do I have an overwhelming need for people on Urban Dead to think that I am "intellectual" or "cool", as you drama-club drama-queen whiners clearly do

No, you don't have words like 'rube' and 'floatsum' because you never graduated past grade 8. You certainly do not have a need to impress people online with your vocabulary. You will get no argument with me on that. Just reading how you conduct yourself is proof enough. To the second point, exactly how are we trying to have the UD community think we are 'cool' or 'intellectual'? If you take a look at any of the community forums (Brainstock etc...) you will hardly find a mention of us at all you twit! We deliberately stay away from that sort of thing. TZH, however, has their stink plastered all over that forum, blubbering like little babies about how 'nobody likes me! WAHHHHH'. The only place we talk with the flotsam is right here and on their forums. We don't go whining to the readers of Brainstock like yourself. Get your facts straight clowny. Your mouths are writing cheques your fists can't cash. Look at this false bravado here: Exhibit A: TZH scary.jpg So we show up and smack yous around a bit and you cry foul! How pathetic. I just see a bunch of guys with all the pop of 90 year old men without their little blue pills. Whatever happened to 'you kill us, we kill you, simple'? I think I read that on your wiki somewhere. So which is it? You make your big boasts, we show up and now you guys try to take some kind of moral high road to explain your pathetic performance. What a letdown. We were expecting better. Nonetheless, we've already determined how many of you are going to be dropped during our time here. We'll claim our bodycount regardless of whether you prefer to go out like champs or on your knees. It doesn't matter to us. Balls to the Whalls brother Duke! --Hibernaculum 14:48, 20 June 2008 (BST)

So I began to read the wall of text that Dhavid and Duke have written, then I realised what a complete utter waste of my time it was because it was mostly utter crap. So I went back to pking. Sincerly -- Kalenium  FoD 17:01, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Whatever you guys just replied with made no sense to me. Maybe I'm pure stupid. Thank you for reading our wiki page through and through, also thank you for following us through out the brainstock forum. We have... what.. maybe 2 threads? One being the most popular ever? You guys want more attention? Is that it? We aren't asking for attention, fool. We are GETTING it! Some group pissed us off and blasphemed Whalberg, so we decided to play the damn game. Then they went crying to brainstock, then we got showered with asshats much like your pink forumed, teenaged-depressed, group.
And by the way, what the hell is wrong with you guys? You think we really take ourselves seriously? Have you taken the time to actually process the information on our wiki page and posts? Our flag is a dude with a flaming skull. Excuse us for trying to play a game with some solid sick style, rather than use it as a diary to express our love for poop mushrooms [aka you guys]. When I think Flowers of Disease, I think about something growing on poop. That's all I got. Anyways, nice to know you have a body count quota for us. So you are already planning on leaving? Didn't see that one coming. You guys really do have the balls. WowFACE! --Duke cage 18:36, 20 June 2008 (BST)
  • If you aren't taking the game serious then why are you flipping out and seem to be doing most of the bitching. I mean we're all playing the same game. If the developers didn't want PKing they wouldn't let us have the option. So I guess this is our own "solid sick style to the hardcore max" way of playing the GAME! I mean you guys are pretty hardcore for second graders using words like "poop mushrooms" and "asshats". And yes I am so lonely and depressed that I have to use a game to express my feelings. Where did you get that idea from? Honestly, not all of us come from a normal part-time house part-time meth lab with abusive dads and mum's who worked for a titty bar like you guys.--Aesir Motz 21:31, 20 June 2008 (BST)
  • Motz, I had something ready to go but I think you said it better than I could. These guys take this game way to seriously. Look how easy it is to wind them up. Look at what they've written. It looks like the same post over and over again and honestly, I'm getting bored. I think we'll leave it at this and if they wish to continue to vent, so be it. --Hibernaculum 21:59, 20 June 2008 (BST)

Haha, good luck there Hibernaculum. You know as well as I do that as long as we continue to taunt you losers you will keep responding.

I did especially enjoy the part where you called us whiners. Saying we ran to brainstock. Thats hilarious. AND it proves that you either can't read or can read and are simply ignorant. So which is it? Are your mommies helping you read and type on this board? Does she type in the big words for you after you finish sucking on her tit? Maybe you chumps should take a look at who started the longest thread ever. Oh yeah, it was Sandra. Granted, we injected it with a healthy dose of awesome, and it has since become the most popular thread in recent history. Just like everything else we do it winds up kicking the ass of everything going on around it. *FLEX*. But you Brokeback mountain watching ninnies wouldn't know anything about that would you?

And I will again address the accusation that we are "flipping out". Count the posts. Include the one I am posting RIGHT NOW. You have TZH Awesomites with 6 posts here on the wiki. Emo-fellating Lillies of Scabies: 11, 12 if I count Bulldog (I won't). Thats right, almost double. Sure to be double as soon as your forebrains go into overload reading my most recent "explosion" of "awesome" that I just unloaded all over your faces and necks. PWNED. So what we have is you ass-munchers responding twice each time we verbally devastate you. Who's freaking out now Chumps? For those Petunias of Herpes that don't know how to count (likely most) that would be YOU. Hahaha. I am awesome, you totally suck.

And then there was this one: "I mean you guys are pretty hardcore for second graders" and this one: "because you never graduated past grade 8." There are so many things wrong with those statements I don't know where to start. How about with the fact that if we WERE 2nd graders we probably wouldn't have gotten our grade 8, so to use both of these insults starts you off kicking yourself in your own asses with the mighty boot of logic. Then there is the fact that I would bet any one of my 5 testicles that I have a higher education than any of you, any of you hope to have, or any of you are capable of having. Now I don't usually flaunt the fact that I am a graduate student. Its not fair, and kids to play this game and they can't be blamed for how old they are. But you guys forced my hand. Congrats, you have managed to garner a minimal response from me. Again your mother would be proud... scratch that. Is proud. She's probably reading this. How's the milk? Last time I had it from her it had gone sour. Probably because you're biting to much. That last insult is for any one of you, take your pick. Don't fight over it though, you kids should play nice! Wait wait... I am off track. Oh yeah, your slackass excuse for an insult... AS if every way in which I have proved that the "You're young!" insult sucks hadn't suplexed your brains it ALSO sucks because its not original. Those very same insults have been used at LEAST a half dozen times on Brainstock. Do I need to say it again? Of course I do: GET SOME NEW MATERIAL. Look at how many times Duke - Destroyer of D-Bags and I have wasted you mothersuckers in original ways in this very thread?!

It only takes a dictionary to post big words. It takes wit and intelligence to be THIS awesome all the time. Congrats on the $5.99 you spent at Wal-Mart (or whatever the fuck they have in Canada/England/WhoGivesAFuckLand). And congrats to me on my BRAIN.

And lest I should forget... GET BENT! WTFPWNT. --Dhavid Grohl 04:08, 21 June 2008 (BST)

  • Oh that Dhave Grohl. Now look what you did. They are going to delete all your posts and then cry in the background on the BS forum just like all the other twats you make cry. And what are you trying to say up there, Motz? That just because pking is in the system it's cool to do it? Friendly fire exists, does that make it justified to do? Maybe if you're a douchebag. And that's exactly what we are claiming you to be. It's a system that CAN be used, it's our will to choose to be a sack of crap or not. You obviously are a giant bag of poop. You are a poopy face. --Duke cage 04:28, 21 June 2008 (BST)
  • DOH! Duke, you messed up my count! DOH! I just messed it up again! Now its Tulips of Syphilis: 11, Hardcore Heroes: 8!? OH NOES! I bet you're right though Duke, they are going to delete all of this. One of them will have had their vagina hurt too bad and will delete everything. They'll claim it was because their page had too much text or some such BS. Just like every other chump we have gone PWNZILLA on. These puppets will dance just like the rest of them do Duke. They're no different. Wait, not true, they are slightly different. The rest of the marionettes realized they were being played long before these Sesame-Street-Muppet breastfeeders have... or still haven't. Haha. I love too how they think that we have to react to their PKing. I don't even know if I would call it that. True PKing has some style, some sense of direction, meaning. Not quite purpose, but something close to it. Any PKer group worth their salt has a half decent MO. Its great reverse psychology too. Shout about how we never pay attention to them, and how they are TOTALLY okay with it because they will just keep killing us... all in a sad little attempt to get us to react. No thanks, I'll just keep "blasting" all over their wiki page with my "awesomeness", making them wish they had never left the milk long enough to cry and get their mommies to type for them. Where is Buck with those Manbabies pictures when you need them? I have set him up PERFECTLY here. Keep Rocking DUKE, you are the man. And they are indeed poopy heads. Its classic AND original all at the same time! BONUS: it mocks their perceived intellectual superiority! I may have to hand the title "Winner of the Internet" over to you my friend. BALLS TO THE WHALLS! --Dhavid Grohl 04:40, 21 June 2008 (BST)

You guys do know you are proving our point that indeed by posting here you DO care. Oh what's this? "B) I don't need your approval, its just a game, and you should all get lives. And if you can, get laid." spoken by none other than Dhavid Grohl. So while all day the very man who said that we should get lives, spends his time posting on wiki bitching about being killed in a game in which one can come back to life? Its like dieing in a game of Halo and then having a funeral for mother fucking pixels. So prove me wrong on how well you have a life and stop all this trash talking and play the fucking game.--Aesir Motz 05:51, 21 June 2008 (BST)

  • TZH: 9 | FOD: 12. Where Aeshits, where did I ever bitch about being killed? Have I complained once? Nope. Did I ever complain on Brainstock? Did I report my PK's? Nope. I don't care. If you think you can find it you nose picker, fucking quote me. I dare you. Like you said, dying is a part of this game. And the fact that you can return to life only perfectly highlights how incredibly shitty your group is without a gimmick. So lets see, we now have multiple failed insults, several used despite the fact that they are blatantly false and made up: You tried calling us whiners, "floatsum", whiners, young/stupid, zergers, and now whiners again. And we have shown every time that we are not any of the above. We have then gone to show that you suck, and we are awesome. The only people I see whining are you Mums of Anal Warts about how we don't give a shit about you. To date we have posted on Brainstock about you never, and on our forums once... to mention how you zit poppers weren't worth our time! Have we posted here? Its true we have, please, hold your applause until the end. Does that mean we care? Nope, it means I haven't had a real chance to flex my shit talk muscles in a while. Last time I did it a guy quit Counter Strike for life. But he started it. Just like you Scrotum Ulcers started it. Its like I said before, you have gotten a minimal response out of me, out of game. But when it comes to spending valuable AP: you are going to need to ramp up your act to something resembling Fun. Don't you get it, you lost before you began. In fact, you lost when you joined the feces pile that is the "Chrysanthemums of Irritable Bowel Syndrome". That was your first fail. Starting shit with TZH without a gimmick, EPIC FAIL. Watching helplessly as Duke and I blast you over and over again, all the while mocking you to your faces and never getting it: EPIC FHAIL! BONUS ROUND! --Dhavid Grohl 15:19, 21 June 2008 (BST)
Just so you guys know it takes about a minute to find some reason to make fun of you tards and then post it on here. I like how you consider it 'spending all day' whining on a wiki. Haha. Yeah, we totally care. It's making our day to put you chumps in your place. You are somewhere inbetween crotch rot and grasshoppers. You see no one really gives a shit about grasshoppers, they don't do shit except jump around and look stupid, and then there is crotch rot. Sometimes it becomes necessary to remind everyone how much crotch rot... or you guys for instance.. suck to the core. You guys really might be the lamest group we've ever come across in Malton. Hibernaculum is a buttface. --Duke cage 15:31, 21 June 2008 (BST)
  • If you're not complaining about being killed, then why are you posting here?--Aesir Motz 22:05, 21 June 2008 (BST)
  • So you are that fucking stupid. I should have guessed. Check this out dipshit: I post here because destroying self righteous assholes is fun for me. I would recommend that you try it, but its contra-indicated for people without a clue. Such as yourself. At the most basic what I did here was post. And post =/= complain. Look at my very original post. I just told you guys to fuck off. I felt that telling you to fuck off would be fun for several reasons. One, you're a bunch of feces wranglers and its fun to tell the likes of you off. Two, I KNEW it would get a reaction (and it did Hahaha! Dance puppets!). Reread it dipshit, hell go back into the history if you think I have changed anything (I haven't, but you'll check anyway). I never fucking complained, in fact I never even mentioned that you had killed me or any other TZH member. Its hilarious! POST COUNT: TZH: 11 | FOD: 13 .... Uh oh! We're gaining on you. You might even begin to have a case that we care! Please, really, just stop making it so much fun to tear you apart. And while you're at it, get a gimmick, and promptly get bent. WIN COUNT: TZH: 11|Azaleas of Hemorrhoids: 0 --Dhavid Grohl 00:49, 22 June 2008 (BST)

As Dhavid Grohl keeps spitting out his pointless rants in an attempt to annoy the Flowers of Disease We keep on killing him and his sorry ass group like the vulgar dog's that they are.--Roland 20:38, 22 June 2008 (BST)

I've tried to read most of Ghave and co's contributions. Admittedly I've given up, but I think this summarises things:
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--Sir Bob Fortune RR 20:59, 22 June 2008 (BST)

  • Haha WE'RE the puppets. And since the first post we had a case that you care. But of course your stupidity blinds you.--Aesir Motz 07:12, 23 June 2008 (BST)

So, now that Ghavid has STFU. Thank you Sir Bob Fortune RR


TZH: 12 |Irises of Ischemic Bowel: 18. BONUS! Way to tip the "Care" scale way away from us, EVEN as you claim that we care. Huzzah. Oh, and way to go blowing any pathetic attempt at your lauded "maturity" letting this dipshit post LOLCATZ on your page. Thats reeeaaaal mature Hahahaha. You guys, really, you do my work FOR ME. And even Hibersuckulum who claimed he was having nothing to do with this wiki can be found quoting it on brainstock. Best part, he claims he's done with it... then he hypocritically posts something form this wiki in the hopes of pegging me as a liar and/or hypocrite myself. Which I of course then disproved. I think he had some bitchy whining too... about how we should get new material? So wait, now he tells me to get new material, the same thing that I have been slamming you ignoramuses for this entire time? Is that the best you can do with "new material"? To copy ME?! Its flattering I suppose, and I will admit flattery will get my attention, MAYBE enough to have us bother killing you guys. but not quite. You'll have to do better than that.

I would encourage you puppets to keep bragging about killing our members. Really slick that one... considering we never denied that you were killing us. Hell, I have even admitted it. You have killed me what... 4 times now? Maybe more? All your little tantrums in game serve to do are waste your AP and make you look that much more impotent. The true judge at how good you are as a group comes not from how you spend your own actions, but how you can get other people to spend theirs. But I can understand that you missed that point. Maybe you were too busy pretending to be mature. Or maybe you were too busy laughing at LOLCATZ like my 6 year old sister does, everyday. Hilarious. Eat shit and die chumps. Oh... and there was something else... what was I going to tell you guys. Gosh... its on the tip of my tongue. If only I could remember... eat shit, no said that... suck a fat one... no thats not it. Oh I got it now: GET BENT. <-- Best part about that last little bit was how you read all the way through it, just like I knew you would. DANCE PUPPETS! DANCE! Muuwhahahahah! --Dhavid Grohl 05:18, 24 June 2008 (BST)


And wtf is wrong with your wiki? It won't snap out of the small text. Not sure if Roland did it or not. Weird... --Dhavid Grohl 05:24, 24 June 2008 (BST)

  • Do you honestly not see the irony in all of your posts? Especially the last one, my god you really are that fucking stupid aren't you. So we are puppets because we are reading your posts? So keep telling yourself that your not a puppet when A. we killed you because we wanted you to come here. B. You have been reading all of our posts on here and brainstock. So I guess everyone is a fucking puppet if they read something on the Wiki and stuff. Buthttp://wiki.urbandead.com/skins/common/images/button_sig.png maybe you should learn to not be such a fag who can't establish in-game from reality. So I guess you really see your self as some awesome guy killing zombies because in real life your just a lonley fat man who works at a dead-end job who comes home every night to his mom's basement to play a game where he can feel tough and respected by his little buttbuddies who have the same problem. So you think this game is an escape from your own crappy lives to the point where you are insulted and killed in-game pisses you off so much that you act like its the biggest deal ever. Sure its alright to be a little upset I mean who doesn't get a little pissed off when they die. Atleast Bulldog and the DHPD acted a little mature about the whole thing and now we have a mutual friendship.
New material? Sure when a wiki fight grows this long things might get repetitave. But you know get bent, poop mushrooms and what ever name you came up with for our group doesn't count. So Dhavid in your next post I am predicting at least one of the following to pop up ... We don't care, you posted here more times than us, puppets, <insert poop joke here>, brainstock, we WEREN'T bitching, your wasting your AP, and last but not least the always retarded never funny old ass GET BENT. So indeed Dhavid you just lost the game. --Aesir Motz 18:56, 24 June 2008 (BST)
I eagerly await the next 'Get Bent'. It keeps me young knowing the cool things said amongst the 12 year old set these days. However Motz, you forgot the most important schmutz. Can you honestly tell me you can sleep tonight without hearing the parrot bemoan our 'gimmick' yet again? --Hibernaculum 00:22, 28 June 2008 (BST)

Oh... oh wow... Good Job Dhavid, telling it like it is.... You just won some respect from me...--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 17:56, 19 October 2008 (BST)

You can't be serious? --Hibernaculum 21:12, 3 November 2008 (UTC)

You're less creative than LNTVC
You're less dangerous than RR
Your accusations are unoriginal.
Your tactics are weak.
Your members lack style.
Your page lacks humor. 
This part, the rest was tl;dr... Go on now, Flotsam and what not :rolleyes:--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 01:14, 4 November 2008 (UTC)
"The shortest answer is doing" - Lord Herbert -- Peter McGrady  FoD 14:24, 5 November 2008 (UTC)
kk--/~Rakuen~\Talk Domo.gif I Still Love Grim 02:18, 6 November 2008 (UTC)


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