Freedom-Loving United Crowbankers (FLUCkers)

Our Mission, Should You Choose To Accept It

To liberate Crowbank from those who would seek to rule this suburb, and its freedom-loving people.

We are no-one's subjects, and no-one's pets. We are free.

Who Are The FLUCkers?

We are simply the collective will of all Crowbankers and friendly neighbours who do not wish to see Crowbank fall under the iron-heeled jackboot clownshoes of any self-proclaimed 'rulers'.

We are not an in-game group as such, but a movement. We have no leader, no hierarchy, no organisation. We welcome survivors and zombies of all kinds under our umbrella, as long as they seek to throw off their chains and embrace freedom for themselves and Crowbank.

If you don't already belong to a group, by all means put FLUCk as your group affiliation.

So, You Think You May Be a FLUCker. What Next?

Simple. Whenever you are in Crowbank, be on the lookout for those who seek to oppress Crowbankers. Kill and dump these oppressors and their running dog fellow-travellers, revive those whom they target, and overspray their vile imperialist propaganda with the clarion call of freedom. Use mass media to spread the word that Crowbank is a free suburb for free people (and zombies).

If you wish to support this worthy cause, either as an individual or as a group, sign below.

	The Spanish Inquisition
	TSI are a bunch of FLUCkers!