Guides:The Zombie Lexicon/Zombie Song Lyrics

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Introduction

The only thing zombies love more than a good gang-bang is a good sing-a-long, even when advanced stage labial decay has rendered enunication well-nigh impossible. The next time you encounter a large shambling horde, try engaging it in one of the following classic melodies. The more daring survivor might also try leading the horde in dance. For an encore, throw in a headshot or two.

Pop Hits

Bahr!ggabah

to the tune of Bawitdaba by Kid Rock

Mah nahm -!z Graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah	My name is KIIIIIIIIIIIID
Bahr!ggabah za bang ah bang g!ggah g!ggah g!ggah zahz za bahggah zahz ahb zhamb za bahggah	Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bahr!ggabah za bang ah bang g!ggah g!ggah g!ggah zahz za bahggah zahz ahb zhamb za bahggah	Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Ahn z!z az bar za bra!ngabz nah haz nah anzarz	And this is for the questions that don't have any answers
Za zanzat granzarz ahn za brahrazz zanzarz	The midnight glancers and the topless dancers
Za ganz!z bragz, garbagz rah zbahgarz	The candid freaks, cars packed with speakers
Za Zambahz rah za argaharh ahn za hazbrabagz rah bahbbarz	The G's with the forties and the chicks with beepers
Za Narhzan Rh!ghzz ahn zah Zaharn Gambarz	The Northern Lights and the Southern Comfort
Ahn nah mazzarz -!z braagz -!z bangzarz	And it don't even matter if the veins are punctured
Za grahm-haz, za gr!zigz, za z!n!gz	All the crackheads, the critics, the cynics
Ahn mah zambahz brazzahz an za mazzazahn gr!n!gz	And all my heros in the Methodone Clinic
Arh graa bazgarz ab -!RZ	All you bastards at the IRS
Za grahgah bang bnag manz ahn grabbarb z!gz	For the crooked cops and the cluttered desks
Za zhahbz ab ghag ahn za gabz ab magz	For the shots of jack and the caps of meth
Hab bhahnz ab amarh ahn za b!bz ab zgrazz	Half pints of love and the fifths of stress
Bar za haggarz br!gg!n ah Harrahrahg	For the hookers all tricking out in Hollywood
Ahn za hahbz ab Marzan nah bra!ngabahg	And for my hoods of the world misunderstood
Mah zambah zaz -!z gah, -!z anragz	I said it's all good and it's all in fun
Gab gah za b!b ahn amarh zahmahn!	Now get in the pit and try to love someone
Bahr!ggabah za bang ah bang g!ggah g!ggah g!ggah zahz za bahggah zahz ahb zhamb za bahggah	Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Bahr!ggabah za bang ah bang g!ggah g!ggah g!ggah zahz za bahggah zahz ahb zhamb za bahggah	Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy
Barh za amarh	For the love
Ahn za angz	And the hate
Ahn za bahz	And the peace
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!	WAAAAAAAAAAAR!
Bahrh!ggabah za bang ah bang g!ggah g!ggah g!ggah zahz za bahggah zahz ahb zhamb za bahggah	Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy

Performed by Vapor inside The Blackmore Building on November 2, 2011. ~ _{16:12, 4 November 2011 (UTC)}

Ain't nuthin' but a Z thang

to the tune of Ain't nuthin but a G thang by the Snoop Dogg Feat Dr. Dre

Ana, zma, zhraa an zaa zah haarh	(One, two, three and to the fo')
Znab Raaggah Raag an Gagzarh Graa nahgh zah barragazh	(Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the do')
Ganna abban b!g, za baamarang	(Ready to make an entrance, so back on up)
Gaa bra!ngab? Mah zambah brazzahz ganna ranzag	(Cause you know we 'bout to rip sh*t up)

Habbannah naz!n bah Z zang, baaaaabah	(Ain't nothin' but a G thang, baaaaabay!)
Zma bananabra!n zambahz za graaaazah	(Two loc'ed out nigga's so we're craaaaazay!)
Namrh Raa -!z gang zah ga!nz mah	(Death Row is the label that paaaaays me!)
Bahbra!n, za gaa nah gaana rahb!b mah	(Unfadable, so please don't try to fade this)

Bagh zaa zah gabban ag hanz	(But, uh, back to the lecture at hand)
Bargagzan -!z bargagzan, ah mag gaa bra!ngab	(Perfection is perfected, so I'm 'a let 'em understand)
Na-ahnna babah Z z-bagz	(From a young G's perspective)
Ah nah zhag na z!zzahz anraz ah haz bananabagz	(And before me dig out a b**ch I have ta' find a contraceptive)
Gaa nah bra!ngab, har m!gh am ga!n!n har man,	(You never know she could be earnin' her man,)
Ahn bra!nbarn!n har man, ahn arza bahrn!n har man	(And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man)
Ah nah habbah grh zah zh!b, Ahab	(Now you know I ain't wit that sh*t, Lieutenant)
Zarh nah bag!nah nabah anab za grab bahrnz na-ahnna	(Ain't no p**sy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it)
-!z nabah anab za b nagazh na-ahnna nabah gam?	(Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk)
Brang mah zambah zam mararana	(I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff)

-!z raag z!z an raag zah an raag z!z an ah	(It's like this and like that and like this and uh)
-!z raag zah an raag z!z an raag zah an ah	(It's like that and like this and like that and uh)
-!z raag z!z an raag zah an raag z!z an ah	(It's like this and like that and like this and uh)
Zzzz, zaa gamahnran gabba	(So jus' chill, 'til the next episode)

-Gagzarh Graa	(-Dr. Dre)

Mah zambah baabb!n an grabb!n an grab-!n	(Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in')
Haahabarh zam aamaz grab mah, bgaz mah babbarh -!z babbarh!n	(But I damn near got caught, 'cause my beeper kept beepin')
-!z gamz mah zambah maag Graaaah!	(Now it's time for me to make my impression felt)
Zzzzhhhh, zrab gaa azz ahnna gaa garh	(So sit back, relax, and strap on your seatbelt)
Gaa nabbah gangbang raag z!z na-rah nah	(You never been on a ride like this befo')
Arrang ah braggarh zah gan rab an arn zaa mazgrah	(With a producer who can rap and control the maestro)
An azra ah mararana rhaam mah zambah bang-bang	(At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick)
Gaa bra!ngab, an ah bra!ngab, ah hab bananabra!n rhaam-zang	(You know, and I know, I flow some ol funky sh*t)
Za ahbgrag za mah zambah bag, zah zrhagzaan	(To add to my collection, the selection)
Bazhan mararana, grab ah zmag, haahabarh nah gag	(Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke)
Hhahan gaa gag, gaa haz na bra!ngab	(If ya' do, ya' have no clue)
Mrh? mah zambah an mah brazzah Znaab Ragg grahm agzang	(O' what me and my homey Snoop Dogg came to do)

-!z raag z!z an raag zah an raag z!z an ah	(It's like this and like that and like this and uh)
-!z raag zah an raag z!z an raag zah an ah	(It's like that and like this and like that and uh)
-!z raag z!z an raag zah an raag z!z an ah	(It's like this and like that and like this and uh)
Zzzz, zaa gamahnran gabba	(So jus' chill, 'til the next episode)

Performed by Vapor outside Sears Auto Repair on November 5, 2010. ~ 16:26, 5 November 2010 (UTC)

Carving a Hole - the ZomBeatles

to the tune of "Fixing a Hole" by the Beatles - no Zombish translation yet

I'm carving a hole /

where the 'cades are thin /

and when the last piece falls away /

in the Zeds go-o-o-o-o....

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Bar har har har har....

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I'm watching the count /

of my Hit Points go down /

from the infection that's inside of me /

Soon I will go-o-o-o-o....

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Bar har har har har....

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And the dead are gathering /

in a big mob now /

and pretty soon somehow /

they'll overcome.

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See the people, running 'round /

Rebuilding 'cades that we tear down /

They can't accept that we've already won.

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The harmanz all sleep /

while the dead creep in /

when they awaken they'll be part of us /

See the blood flow-ow-ow-ow....

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Bar har har har har....

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I'm carving a hole where the 'cades are thin /

and when the last piece falls away /

in the Zeds go-o-o-o-o....

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In the Zeds go-o-o-o-o...

Sure to become a big hit among the Grateful Undead of Malton --Fordham 16:21, 1 December 2007 (UTC)

Barbara Ann - The Beach Boys

It seems that some zombies have an appreciation of the Beach Boys song Barbara Ann, as survivors have heard this phrase several times recently.

Bah bah bah, bah Barbrah Ahn!

Abracadabra - The Steve Miller Band

Ah raab zha brahnz ahn zarh hagh, (I love the brains in your head)

Ah ganna barg abgrah gangbang, (I'm gonna eat them when you're dead)

Az rahnah zarh ranz ahn hahg ahahz, (Now as you run and hide away)

Zarh harh mah zambah az hah zahz: (You hear my zombie as he says:)

Abra-abra-gababra, (Abra-abra-cadabra)

Ah ganna rahg arg ahn grab zarh! (I'm gonna reach out and grab ya!)

Abra-abra-gababra, (Abra-abra-cadabra)

Ah ganna rahg arg ahn grab zarh! (I'm gonna reach out and grab ya!)

- As reported by Lexicologist SporeSore 19:15, 16 January 2007 (UTC)

Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!

Many zombies profess a love for the Swedish Pop Group ABBA. This song has been heard on at least one occasion, although only the chorus was sung.

Gammah Gammah Gammah man-hamz abbar mannagh... (Gimme gimme gimme man-hams after 12:00...)

Gan zamran hab mah zgar zah zahn arah? (Can someone help me scare the sun away?)

Gammah Gammah Gammah man-hamz abbar mannagh... (Gimme gimme gimme man-hams after 12:00...)

Brang mah bram zah zahn ahngah zah naagh. (Bring me from the sun into the night.)

La Bamba

Some zombies know that in order to dance the Bamba you need a little bit of grace.

Bara bahrar ga bamba (para bailar la bamba)

Za nagazghpa ana baga ba grazza (Se necesita una poca de gracia)

Ana baga ba grazza bara ma bara zgh (Una poca de gracia para mí para ti)

Z’arraba Z’arraba, Z’arraba Z’arraba bar zgh zara (y Arriba y arriba, y arriba y arriba por ti seré)

Bar zgh zara, Bar zgh zara (Por ti seré, Por ti seré)

Gah nah zah maranara, Gah nah zah maranara (Yo no soy marinero, Yo no soy marinero)

Zah gababan, Zah gababan (Soy capitan, Soy capitan)

Bamba bamba (Bamba bamba)

Ba…… (Ba...)

Bara bahrar ga bamba (Para bailar la bamba)

Famous Last Words ~ My Chemical Romance

As performed by Rodwy in the Quartly Library on March 13, 2007

Nah mah hnah (Now I know)

Zahz mah zanh mahg maz zah (That I can’t make you stay)

Bah hahz maz branz (But where’s your brain)

Bah hahz maz..... (But where’s your...)

Mah hnah (And I know)

Zhaz nazh mah gan zah (There’s nothing I can say)

Za zang zahz zarn (To change that part)

Za zang! (To change!)

Zah mazah (So many)

Brahg zharh zahz gaz a zahgah (Bright lights that cast a shadow)

Bah gan mah razzah (But can I rattle?)

Gar az ag harg angarzangang (Well is it hard understanding)

Mah anganbhaz (I’m incomplete)

Hra zambah zahz zah gahmangang (A zombie that’s so demanding)

Mah gah zah bahg (I get so weak)

Hra hag zahs zah gahmangang (A love that's so demanding)

Mah zanz razzah (I can’t rattle)

Mah nahz abrahb za harb an zambah (I am not afraid to keep on living)

Mah nahz abrahb za zambag zahz zabarb ahan (I am not afraid to walk this world alone)

Hanah ah maz zgah (Honey if you stay)

Maza ba bahgazan (You'll be forgiven)

Nagang maz gan razzah gan zab mah gahang ham (Nothing you can rattle can stop me going home)

Gan maz zaa (Can you see)

Mah araz ar zahnang brahg (My eyes are shining bright)

Gaz mah ahg har (Cause I’m out here)

An agahr zarg (On the other side)

Ah a gah garh (Of a jet black)

Hazah marhah (Hotel mirror)

Mah zah harg (And I’m so weak)

Harb angarzangang (hard understanding)

Mah amgamhazha (I’m incomplete)

Hra haza zahz zah gahmangang (A love that's so demanding)

Mah gah zhag (I get weak)

Zhaz brahg zharh haz ahgraz bhagag mah (These bright lights have always blinded me)

Mah zah... (I say...)

Mah zaa maz hahang narg za mah (I see you lying next to me)

Hah harbs mah zarhg mah naza razzah (With words I thought I’d never rattle)

Ahahg ah ahagrag (Awake and unafraid)

Azaag ar zambah (Asleep or dead)

Ar zaaaaaaaaaaaaaaambah........ (Or, deeeeaaaad....)

Mah nahz abrahb za harb an zambah (I am not afraid to keep on living)

Mah nahz abrahb za zambag zahz zabarb ahan (I am not afraid to walk this world alone)

Hanah ah maz zgah (Honey if you stay)

Maza ba bahgazan (You'll be forgiven)

Nagang maz gan razzah gan zab mah gahang ham (Nothing you can rattle can stop me going home)

--Rodwy 04:11, 15 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't stop me now ~ Queen

As performed by a member of the Shamblin' Crooners in the Whitlock Building on March 17, 2007

"Zahn!ghz, Ahm ganna hab mahzag ah raarh grrh z!m..."

"Ah raag arh!-h!-h!-h!!!!!b,"

"Ahn zah rahhhhb, ahrh zarn!ng ahnz!b ahg zhah!"

"Ahn Ahm grhaz!ng arahnb, ahn zgzhazgz..."

"Zah bahnb zab- mah- nah..."

"Bahnb zab mah... Gazz Ahm habban ah grrh z!m- habban ah grrh z!m-"

"Ahm hra zhhgg!ng zgarh rhrrb!ng zhrghh zah zgh!!!z..."

"Ahgh ah z!garh gahrh!h!ng zah rahhz ahb grahb!zrh,"

"Ahm ah raz!ng garh bazz!ng bhrh ahgh Arhbrh Gahb!za!"

"Ahm ganna gah- gah- gah-"

"Zharz nah zabban mrrrhh!"

"Ahm barn!ng zhrhh zah zgh!z- zhah!"

"Zha hangrab bahgrahz, Ahz zh!h zarh gahh mah M!zbah Bharhanha!g

"Ahm brahb!ng ahrh zah zbrrg ah rh!!!gh,"

"Ah ganna magh ah zabbazan!g rhhman ahb zah...."

"Bahnb zab mah nah, Ahm habban zagh ah grrh z!m, Ahm habban ah barrh..."

"Bahnb zab mah nah, Ahrb zah ganna habh ah grrb z!m ahzg g!b mah ah garrh!"

"Bahnb zab mah nah Gazz Ahm habban ah grrh z!m...Bahnb zab mah nah Ahz Ahm habban ah grrh z!m..."

Eve of Destruction

And you tell me over and over and over and over again, my friend A-GmAg NHM RbBGgGg GhB HMaBR AGmAg HMaBR AGmAg HMaBR AGmAg HMaBR ABbAGGm, GhN BaRGBGmAg

You don’t believe N-HM AgHGm’Rb AaBGgGBMaB

We’re on the eve Mb-B’RB HGm RbBgB BMaB

Of destruction H-Ba AgBRaRbRMAbRbGHGm

Mm, no no, you don’t believe Gh-Gh, GmH GmH, NHM AgHGm’Rb AaBGgGBMaB

We’re on the eve Mb-B’RB HGm RbBgB BMaB

of destruction. HBa AgBRaRbRMAbRbGHGm.

The reason they like this one is obvious. (It was used in 'The Stand', too, you know . . .)

Ah Gah Nah Bahn

To the tune of Chumbawamba's "I Get Knocked Down". Heard near Ackland Mall.

ah gah nah bahn

bah ah gah ab agah

zah nah ganha gahb mah bahn

Har-manz

'Hu-mans' sung to the tune of "Hound Dog" by Elvis Presley

Gaa habbannah naz!n abar harmanz	(You ain’t nothing but humans)
Mrhan abar zah gamz...	(livin all the time...)
Gaa habbannah naz!n abar harmanz	(You ain’t nothing but humans)
Mrhan abar zah gamz...	(livin all the time...)
Aaah gaa habbanah nabar ahmran nah-namrh,	(And you ain’t never become undead,)
aaah gaa habbanah naz hranz ah arn	(and you ain’t no friend of mine)

Performed by ZombieElvis outside the The Flooks Building on March 20, 2009

Ahga Bang (As I ram)

To the tune of "Blue" by Eiffel 73

Ah bang! Zambah ram zarrahahs	(I ram! Zombie rams barricades)
Zahm Zambah bag harman bra!nz	(Then zombie eats human's brains)
Bang bang man gannah mrh	("Bang bang man" gonna pay)
Gah zarmbah zrahs harmanz grh	(When zombie drags him away)
Ahga bang ahga bang	(As I ram, as I ram)

N!ghh-Nahm!n' (Nightclubbing)

N!ghh-Nahm!n', sang to the tune of Nightclubbing by Iggy Pop

N!ghh-nahm!n', mah zambah n!ghh-nahm!n',	(Nightclubbing, we're nightclubbing,)
B!g Bazh .!z az habban!ng !	(we're what's happening!)
N!ghh-nahm!n', mah zambah n!ghh-nahm!n,	(Nightclubbing, we're nightclubbing,)
zambahz arh an azz mazh!n !	(we're an ice machine!)
Zambah z harmanz, bran nah harmanz,	(We see people, brand new people,)
harmanz arh zmmmz!ng ah z !	(they're something to see!)
An zambahz .!z n!ghh-nahm!n	(When we're nightclubbing)
Barbara manz grabb!n',	(Bright white clubbing)
Ah, .!z-!n-! rrraaggghh ?!	(Oh, isn't it wild ? )
N!ghh-nahm!n', arh zambahz n!ghh-nahm!n',	(Nightclubbing, we're nightclubbing,)
zambahz arh narh Bag-Bazaar	(we're walking through town)
N!ghh-nahm!n', arh zambahz n!ghh-nahm!n',	(Nightclubbing, we're nightclubbing,)
B!g Bazh .!z rann!n' arahn harh !	(We walk like a ghost!)
Babahz haz zanz-z, bran nah zanz-z,	(We learn dances, brand new dances,)
zanz-z .!z az H!razh!ma bamb !	(like the nuclear bomb!)
An zambahz .!z n!ghh-nahm!n	(When we're nightclubbing)
Barbara gangz grabb!n',	(Bright white clubbing)
Ah, .!z-!n-! rrraaggghh ?!	(Oh, isn't it wild ? )

Performed by Renegade Romero inside Buckley Mall and over the local radio frequency as part of the Big Bash 3 festivities on Friday 18th June, 2010, and again in Lumber Mall on Thursday 8th July, 2010.

Traditional

My Zombie Is Over The Ocean (Mah Zambah Ahz Ahbah Zah Ahzhahn)

Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah ahzhahn...	(My zombie is over the ocean)
Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah z!ah,	(My zombie is over the sea)
Mah zambah ahz ahbah zah ahzhahn...	(My zombie is over the ocean)
Agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah!	(Oh bring back my zombie to me!)
Brahng bahg, brahng bahg, agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah, bah mah!	(Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my zombie to me, to me!)
Brahng bahg, brahng bahg, agh brahng bahg mah zambah bah mah!	(Bring back, bring back, oh bring back my zombie to me!)

-First improvised in Malton by Gerbil 26 July 2006 at Hackling Auto Repair

-First performed in Malton by Babba Rab Hab'Grahn 12:44, 3 December 2007 (UTC)

Row, Row, Row Your Boat

Ram! Ram! Ram! Zah 'gahz, Zhanga ahn za narg! (Ram, ram, ram the 'cades, Gently in the night)

Barhah! Barhah! Barhah! Barhah! Harmanz ahz hra barg! (Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, Humans are a feast!)

-This has been heard mostly around Ackland Mall. Daniel Hicken 16:29, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

When the Saints Go Marching In

Mah zambah ahz zah rrhnrrh, (My zombie is so lonely)

Az ah hammarh Barragahz, (As I beat the barricades)

Mahbah ram mah arg banana, (Maybe I'll beat the old banana)

'han Mazzaz Zambah mah brang man-azz! (When the Saints bring me some ass!)

Chorus:

Az Mazzaz Zambah, gah azzgrabba, (As the Saints, go ass-grabbing)

Mah arg banana ganna zaarz hambargarz, (My old banana will sauce the meat)

'han Mazzaz Zambah gah azzgrabba! (When the Saints go ass-grabbing!)

Zah bang-bang man hab brahn-bam arg Gramma, (The zombie hunter headshot old Grandma)

Mah Brazzahz anh Zazzahz arzah, (My brothers and sisters too)

Ah ganna barg bang-bang manbagz, (I'm going to bag that hunter's brass)

'han Mazzaz Zambah mah brang hahz-azz! (When the Saints bring me his ass!)

Repeat Chorus

Mah zambah ganna zmazh anh grab, (My zombie will smash and grab)

G-Zaz Haz ah ganna ranzag, (The church I will ransack)

Banana-rama brahn G-Zaz, (I will skull-fuck Jesus)

'han Mazzaz Zambah mah brang hahz-azz! (When the Saints bring me his ass!)

Repeat Chorus

- This quaint zombie spiritual is often reported to be heard after a church has been successfully over-run by a horde. SporeSore 16:38, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Translator's Notes:

1)This song is not translated literally, but with license to maintain a sense of rhyme and rhythm.

2)The phrase Mazzaz Zambah is literally translated as Zombie Masters, but is translated here as Saints.

Nobody Knows

Best known as performed by Louis Armstrong.

Nabaaaagah naaaz, zah grabbarh Ab zaaaaann! (Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen.)

Nabaaaagah naaaz, bagh G-zaaaaaz. (Nobody knows, but Jesus)

Nabaaaagah naaaz, zah grabbarh Ab zaaaaann! (Nobody knows, the trouble I've seen.)

Graaaarah Harrarraaarhhraaaaa! (Glory Hallelujia)

Cumbaya

Gambarhaaaah mah Gaaaaz

Gambarhaaaaaah!

Gambarhaaaah mah Gaaaaz

Gambarhaaaaaah!

Zambahz zangang, Gaaaaz!

Gambarhaaaaaah!

Maaah Gaaaaz... Gambarhaaaaaah.

The Oscar Mayer Song

Mah banana haz ah grzh nam!

!z Ah-Z-G-Ah-R!

Mah banana haz ah zagan nam

!z M-Ah-H-Ah-R!

Ah rab grh grab azz abarah gah!

Grh zambahz agzg Am gannah graaaaaagh!

Gaz Azgar Mahar hab ah rah gah H-Ah-R-M-Ah-N-Z!!!