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'''''"Zambahz! Looking for a red door, but it's already been painted black? Can't find a harman brain? Well, have we got a deal for you! Have you considered cannibalism?'''" - [[User:Revenant|Alan C]]''
'''''"Zambahz! Looking for a red door, but it's already been painted black? Can't find a harman brain? Well, have we got a deal for you! Have you considered cannibalism?'''" - [[User:Revenant|Alan C]]''
==Recent HKL News==




==Recent HKL News==
''Place most recent news at the top. Please sign your reports. News older then a month can be found in the [[HKL/News_Archive]]''
''Place most recent news at the top. Please sign your reports. News older then a month can be found in the [[HKL/News_Archive]]''


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{{HardKnockLife}}
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Revision as of 20:12, 24 December 2008

Hard Knock Life
HardKnocks.png
Abbreviation: HKL
Group Numbers: ~20
Leadership: Life Council
Goals: Restoring Dangerous Suburbs
Recruitment Policy: Zombies you must have brain rot. Survivors wishing to join should post on Beerhah.
Contact: Forums


Hard Knock Life is the largest life cultist group in Urban Dead, dedicated to repairing ransacked or otherwise ruined buildings. We operate in strike teams and move wherever the trouble is.

TinyURL: http://tinyurl.com/HardKL

Why life cultists?

Good question.

A life cultist, by definition, is a zombie that attacks other zombies to aid the survivor cause.

Many people frown on zombie killing (referring to a zombie killing another zombie, ZKing) due to the victim zombie only being penalized 1 action point to stand up. It is without question that zombies are the most efficient killing machines, and HKL plans on using this to their advantage. ZKing can provide an effecient method of clearing buildings of zombies, and, once a building is cleared, the life cultists clear out and the living members repair and barricade the building.

Having the majority of members rotting means that we can move into zombie-infested suburbs and only have to worry about keeping 10 members alive.


"Zambahz! Looking for a red door, but it's already been painted black? Can't find a harman brain? Well, have we got a deal for you! Have you considered cannibalism?" - Alan C

Recent HKL News

Place most recent news at the top. Please sign your reports. News older then a month can be found in the HKL/News_Archive

December 20 With a lot of Eastonwood repaired we are operating in Darvall Heights as well as Eastonwood, along with the DHPD. --Speels 06:50, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

December 15 We really brought our A-game to Brooke Hills, and it's been completely repaired. We're moving into Eastonwood now. --Speels 04:37, 15 December 2008 (UTC)

December 10 With Barrville nice and clean we passed through Ketchelbank and are moving into Brooke Hills. --Speels 20:52, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

December 09 We just struck a temporary alliance with the Barrville locals, Axes High. --Speels 00:29, 9 December 2008 (UTC)

December 08 A HKL was formed and has declared their first target Barrville. We're coming for you! --Speels 22:16, 8 December 2008 (UTC)

know what you are talking about Short-wave Radio Info
This group has a dedicated radio frequency.

Frequency: 28.95 MHz




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