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Revision as of 03:44, 27 December 2010
DecorationsWho doesn’t remember that one street in the neighborhood where everyone goes all out this time of year and decorates with flashing lights and tinsel? This year, Wyke Hills is that street…er…suburb. Resident’s of Wyke hills are asked to light and decorate as much as they can. Sure zombies will tear down your Christmas decorations eventually, but that is no excuse not to show your holiday spirit. Pictures or screen-grabs can be posted to the discussion page for this article. The ultimate goal of this portion of the event will be to be able to piece together a picture of Wyke Hills in its entire splendor for next year’s Christmas cards. The best decorated building will receive mention on the wiki along with the person or group who takes credit for decorating it. Shiny template spam will be awarded to the decorator and your name will go down in Wyke Hills History. Zombie groups are encouraged to participate as well and an award will be given to the best zombie "decoration." So smear that blood and defile that graffiti; just because you are dead does not mean you cannot get in on the action. CarolingNothing says holiday spirit like freezing your butt off running around in the snow and singing to people who check their watch every 3 seconds…I mean, spreading joy and season’s greetings through song. This year, get out there and serenade your fellow Wyke Hillians with holiday tunes like the sample below. Caroling in Wyke will begin December 24th and end January 1st, with a special performance by The Band Styx to be held on December 28th. Post songs to the “songs” section below to share them and enter the competition for best carol (voting will start on January 2nd). Any songs may be posted but to be entered in the competition, it needs to actually be performed in Malton (working on the honor system but scrrenshots are welcome). Songs need not necessarily be performed in Wyke Hills to qualify but must be performed somewhere during the duration of the contest; meaning songs from people who remain zombies over the holidays must be submitted in Zamgrh, Zombish, etc. So survivors, let’s get out there and make some music. Zombies, break through those barricades and sing your un-beating hearts out or serenade your favorite RP. More Shiny Template Spam will be awarded to the winners in zombie and human song categories. Songs(Please post entries below using "===="s around the song title. Include where, when and if the song was performed, and place a signature following the lyrics as per the example)
Sample Song:A Christmas in WhittensideA Christmas in Whittenside It's beginning to look like such a ghost town Ev'rywhere you go; Take a look in the old PD it seems to be Harman-free With smears of blood and not a sign aglow.
once the screaming stops, And the death that this portends makes the silence that descends on the old roof tops.
Is the wish of area friends; A DNA check and syringe in the neck Is the hope that I’ll live again; And Zombie hordes can hardly wait for the spring picnic to begin.
It's beginning to look like such a ghost town Ev'rywhere you go; There's a corpse in the Mais Motel, one in Colglough as well, Signs of putrefaction starting to show.
It's beginning to look like such a ghost town Chills you to your core But the scariest thing you find is the claw-marks left behind On your own front door. The First OutbreakThe First Outbreak
With a bunch of test subjects in test center four Up on the third floor, found eating the docs The researchers panicked and threw all the locks. Outbreak, outbreak, outbreak, outbreak How many zombies can poor Malton take!
They infected the staff and ran to the streets Saw lots of humans and ate them like treats. And now on the streets, they met the police who politely gestured and asked them to cease. Outbreak, outbreak, outbreak, outbreak How many zombies can poor Malton take!
They looked at the police, and the police looked back The lead zombie groaned and commenced the attack. They jumped the first cop, started eating his face The rest of them scattered, the zombies gave chase Outbreak, outbreak, outbreak, outbreak How many zombies can poor Malton take!
And since that day, they spread far and wide as for the survivors, those lived who did hide. The border went up, around Malton land No one comes no one goes now, and that’s how things stand Outbreak, outbreak, outbreak, outbreak How many zombies can poor Malton take!
Hark the Feral Zombies SingHark the Feral Zombies Sing Hark the feral zombies sing, “we will eat most anything”/ “fireman all soaked in gas, we’re still gonna chew your ass”/ Hungry all the zombies rise, they are in for a surprise/ If we can revive the lot, we have won, we beat the Rot/ If we can revive the lot, we have won we, we beat the Rot.
Hark the feral zombies sing “let’s all do some death culting”/ “now it’s time for gory raids, parachute past barricades”/ Brave survivors watch the walls, medics come from hospitals/ If we can just get them FAKs, that might hold off their attack/ If we can just get them FAKs, that might hold off their attack.
Hark the feral zombies say “now it’s time for some PK”/ “load a gun and crab your axe, give survivors 40 whacks”/ Survivors there’s no need to fear, cause now all the RPs are clear/ Grab some needles start a trend, run out and revive your friends. / Grab some needles start a trend, run out and revive your friends.
Hark the feral zombie sings “now I’ve tried bout everything”/ “Either I become a working slob, or organize and join the MOB”/
(Wait… a …second…that wasn’t in the plans…)
(…)
C’mon all survivors rise, wipe the terror from your eyes/ If we can revive the lot, we have won, we beat the Rot/ If we can revive the lot, we have won we, we beat the Rot.
We Three Bounty HuntersWe Three Bounty Hunters We three Bounty Hunters of Malton are Bearing bullets we traverse afar. O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. Bountied a PKer on Malton's plain, O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. Axe chops to offer have I. O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. Mrh Cow is mine: it's bitter sound O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs. Gory now behold He will arise, O RNG Gods of wonder, RNG Gods of chance, RNG Gods with which our claims hangs.
--Josh Clark 04:04, 25 December 2010 (UTC)
Silent Night Maltonian NightSilent Night Maltonian Night
Si-ilent night/Maltonian night
(performed Chistmas Day at Needs and Lodder NTs in Wyke Hills) Baby, It's Dead OutsideBaby, It's Dead Outside (Performed via satellite to the tune of Baby, It's Cold Outside - Dean Martin/Doris Day version in Wolfendall Arms, Wyke Hills on December 26, 2010)
Ah, but there's DEAD outside I simply must go Baby, it's too late now! |
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