Illuminati

The New World Order Coming soon... to a MASSACRE near YOU !

Illuminati Leadership: Dictator Motto: "It's only a game, but it's OUR game." Goals: Well... NOT Taking Over The World! Group Numbers: What group? We don't know what you're talking about. Recruitment Policy: If you're one of us, you're one of us. Contact: Find us in-game or send a PM to *The'Kitty on [1]or Duck on [2] or come talk to us on IRC here Illuminati We are The Illuminati. We are a secret confederacy of Malton's enlightened, free-thinking bounty hunters. We are not the so-called "power behind the throne" nor are we shadowy influence-brokers comprised of representatives from many of Urban Dead's most elite player groups. We have absolutely no interest in either establishing or maintaining a New World Order. Under no circumstances are we now, nor have we ever been, even remotely inclined to exercise control over world affairs via our many unseen and unquestionably loyal non-existent agents. Many conspiracy theorists mistakenly believe we are the masterminds behind events that will insidiously and inexorably lead to the progression of a new era in which no aspect of human existence is not managed by this exclusive circle of the power elite!!! *coughs* Let us assure you that these sorts of conspiratorial endeavours are the furthest thing from our minds.