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<big><center>{{Q|Didn't we deal with these dicks already?|[[Leighton_Kru/Cut_You|DEM]]|Leighton Kru}} | |||
{{Q| | {{Q|They bought me a puppy. They told me how cute it was, and got me really excited. Then they told me they ran it over.|Kristi of the Dead|Leighton Kru's return gift}} | ||
{{Q|You fink Zombies are tough? None of youz has ever been to Luton! You get me?|Leighton Kru|Malton}} | {{Q|Ahh, fuck it. Just have Rhodenbank. It's a shithole anyway.|RCDC|Leighton Kru's return}} | ||
{{Q|The thing is, the living are just more fun to cut.|Gregg Bayes|PKing the shit out of your kru}} | |||
{{Q|You fink Zombies are tough? None of youz has ever been to Luton! You get me?|Leighton Kru|Malton}}</big></center> | |||
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group_name=Leighton Kru| | group_name=Leighton Kru| | ||
group_image=[[Image:Leighton_Kru.JPG|450px]]| | group_image=[[Image:Leighton_Kru.JPG|450px]]| | ||
group_abbrev= | group_abbrev=Bunch O' Cunts.| | ||
group_membership= | group_membership=Memberships for libraries. We don't read. We cut.| | ||
group_leaders= | group_leaders=The knives make us do it!| | ||
group_goals=To come at you and to cut you.| | group_goals=To come at you and to cut you.| | ||
group_recruit= | group_recruit=Sorry mate, we've got enough transvestites as it is without you applying.| | ||
group_contact= | group_contact=Don't come at us, we'll come at you.}} | ||
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== Leighton Kru - Coming at you == | == Leighton Kru - Coming at you == | ||
This | First thing you need to know about coming at you iz that we will cut you. Slice and dice, slash and gash, knife some strife, it don't matter. | ||
This iz the Leighton Kru's turf, yea? Wherever we are, Leighton iz, you get me? We iz comin' straight outta Leighton, and straight at your face, blud! You better believe it, 'cause it's not just happenin', It's happened, you get me? We iz spreading urban lead all over urban dead! | |||
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== Leighton Kru - Gonna cut you == | == Leighton Kru - Gonna cut you == | ||
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(WARNING! SOME LOSS OF ANAL VIRGINITY MAY OCCUR) | (WARNING! SOME LOSS OF ANAL VIRGINITY MAY OCCUR) | ||
But yeah, seriously, we are recruiting. | But yeah, seriously, we are recruiting. The only requirements are that you enjoy griefing bitches, and are don't mind us tossing your anal salad. | ||
== Leighton Kru - Better Policies than You! == | == Leighton Kru - Better Policies than You! == | ||
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[[Image:LK_car.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Check our wheels! We use this baby for drive bys.]] | [[Image:LK_car.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Check our wheels! We use this baby for drive bys.]] | ||
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Latest revision as of 18:02, 12 May 2011
“Didn't we deal with these dicks already?”
Leighton Kru - Coming at youFirst thing you need to know about coming at you iz that we will cut you. Slice and dice, slash and gash, knife some strife, it don't matter. This iz the Leighton Kru's turf, yea? Wherever we are, Leighton iz, you get me? We iz comin' straight outta Leighton, and straight at your face, blud! You better believe it, 'cause it's not just happenin', It's happened, you get me? We iz spreading urban lead all over urban dead! Leighton Kru - Gonna cut youWe're a roaming Player Killer group, who's on the up and is coming for your mother. We're based in the North East corner of Malton, so if you're there, lying in a pool of blood and piss struggling to keep your guts in, chances are it's us who cut you. We understand that some people who play this game take it a bit too seriously. Don't worry citizens of Malton, because we're the cure. We will undermine and strategically devastate this idea that you are all hard arses. Leighton Kru - Wants you!!!
So You Wanna Be In My Gang...? You want to join Leighton Kru? You want to join the most elite group of nasty bastards this side of the Thames? Quality! Ask away by emailing the following top secret address: leighton_kru@hotmail.co.uk Then, and only then will you learn of our secret, mysterious initiation process. (WARNING! SOME LOSS OF ANAL VIRGINITY MAY OCCUR) But yeah, seriously, we are recruiting. The only requirements are that you enjoy griefing bitches, and are don't mind us tossing your anal salad. Leighton Kru - Better Policies than You!The Leighton Kru Manifesto!
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