Leighton Kru/Mock You
We recently had an invite from the Flowers of Disease to attend a crocodile extermination at Skarin Row PD. Being the nice kindly sorts that we are, we accepted their generous offer, and grabbed our extra cutty knives.
Worth a mention... Sir Fleshy just sent me this:
We liked this. Cheers Gorgomath! Holiday Present The Leighton Kru are off for a few days, but we'll be back next monday! Feel free to come and lower our bounties at Billinghurst Place Police Department in the mean time. However, before we went, we thought we'd put our efforts into one last strike with whatever we had left, which happened to be a bunch of zombies, fire axes and bugger all AP. But we still cut you!
See you all soon!
We at the Leighton Kru recently returned to our sacred home town turf of Rhodenbank, only to find it was overrun by muppets! We also noticed that our normal game of go-shoot-up-the-ablett-arms was off, as the RCDC had all buggered off in different directions. What a bitch. So we came up with the Rhondenbank Cunts and Dicks Cleansing Tour. We all split up, and roamed the town, and this is how it went down...
For those interested, the scores worked out like this... Sir Fleshy= 2 Nigel= 2 Nimoid = 1 Thug = 2 Leonard Knee = 1 Snorkle = 2 and a bit paul = 3 (nice first time work dude!) Vinyl = 2 (we also need to congratulate Vinyl on becoming our first KOS!) Derik = 1 Ace = 1 RCDC Tour total = 17. Gregg Does the Damage I may be on holiday in Shearbank laughing it up with the DARIS boys, but that doesn't mean I've been slacking off!
Not bad for one day, eh? Try to keep up lads.
We went back to the Ablett Arms to see if we could give them a hand doing up the place after our last visit, however, Leonard Knee forgot to mention that all he had in his toolbox was several shotguns, tons of ammo and a tape recorder. The results may make you weep openly.
BAR attempts to compete...
...and fails. Ahh well, better stick to the drinking of non existent beer then lads. Gimps.
Thanks Nimoid! That's Rhodenbank without mobile phone coverage for now... John Thug does a bit of Pirate Radio :D
And won! That's the power of the Leighton Kru right there. We even come at and cut Satan. Respect, you get me?! Leighton Kru teaches the BAR boys how to drink Following the success of the Leighton Kru's drink down the Ablett Arms, we decided to call on the Burchell Arms for a drink. Unfortunately, due to BAR activity, some of our kru were missing a pulse, but that's never stopped them before! Nigel reports...
Nice work BAR! See you guys soon! Fleshy does his bit for equality Sir Fleshy does everyone a favour...
Leighton Kru meets RCDC RCDC's Bane Croooow kindly offered us an invite... "Until then, come have a beer at the arms and we can all make fun of PKers bed wetting habits together." ...So the Leighton Kru took him up on his offer! Sir Fleshy reports...
Really Cracking Drink, Cheers! You are a egg (AN egg! Please! If you are going to deface our entertaining kill section, then do it properly, you illiterate half man, half monkey, all arsehole fiend! (EDIT- After having it pointed out, I realise that this was you Leonard, but this only reinforces the quality and accuracy of the insult)-Ed) YOU ARE A EGG!!! Neon Nob! Sir Fleshy is reunited with one of Leighton Kru's oldest friends...
We consider this a nice note on which to say to Neon God that this can be an end to hostilities as we have more important things to do than chase after him at the moment. However, will Neon God think the same way? Only time can tell... On a less personal note, as I (Leonard Knee) haven't had much contact with NeonFagHole, we have decided that our offiial policy regarding him is to ignore him. We'll spray over his witticisms but only because we don't think its fair that others would have to read that shit. Other than that, we're ignoring him until further notice If he kills any of us, we'll revie them and move on. Later, when our cunning plans have reached fruition, we'll re-assess the situation, and possibly, if it will make us laugh, we'll begin to pay attention to him. I take it all back! According to Nimoid, Neon God's profile had a line slagging us off. Nimoid didn't like this so took Neon God down. And rightly so! Good on you Nimoid! Lord Taxalot encounters our friend Neon God.
This guys getting killed so much by the Leighton Kru I'm actually starting to feel sorry for him.....NOT! Vinyl Plate breaks out the literary mixing...
In Leighton Buzzard, you don't close school, school closes YOU!!!
Not even the holy people out there are safe from the Leighton Kru...
Leighton Kru's comments from you!Here at the Leighton Kru, we consider ourselves an equal opportunities insulter. That's why we've started the comments page! It works very similar to the Enemy Krus, where we insult you, and the more action you take against us, the greater the caliber of insult you receive! And here on the comments bit, we want more of the same action, only more interactive! Simply edit this bit to leave us a comment, sign it (no anon please, we don't like pussies) and one of us will get right back to you! If you are feeling particularly courageous, leave us your in-game co-ordinates as well so we can arrange a face to face meeting.
OFFICIAL APOLOGY: Hey, this is Leonard Knee here. I recently received an email from a disgruntled fan: " I have some serious respect for the Leighton Kru, after reading their pretty goddamn gangsta wiki page, but then some mutha smokes me! Hes in the Leighton Kru! I mean, sure, PKings fun, but im a fuckin fan, please, gimme some credit." Mr. Dylan Swift. Please accept our sincerest apologies. We never mean to hurt our adoring fans, and as such I'd like to offer you our services. If you need a hand with some pesky survivors then give us a shout over email, or find one of us and ask us in person and we'll do our best to help you out. Thanks and sorry geezer! This is Gregg, there's some other dude we PKed the other day. We didn't mean to kill him, sorry. But I can't remember his name, you know who you are email sending person! "I think was me, I found it piss funny to be honest though! Me and a couple of PKer mates are currently picking on the crocodile bum sniffers based in Skarin PD Dunningwood, if you ever feel like raiding it let us know....... Rob Collick http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=890753" ANOTHER OFFICIAL APOLOGY: Earlier on, we struck the RCDC's HQ, the Ablett Arms. Amongst the kills was this one: "Lord Taxalot killed dapinkbunny." Now, at the time, we didn't realise that dapinkbunny wasn't a RCDC h0, but was actually a fine upstanding Player Killer. We apologise profusely to Mr Dapinkbunny, and assure him that it won't happen again. At least, we hope not. We will be spanking Lord Taxalot in a public spanking display to make up for it. -Gregg Bayes Yeah I got bored so I decided to read up on your LK shit. I found some of it funny but what I didn't get was this Vinyl Plate killed IsoJb. (5 minutes ago) Nimoid killed IsoJb. (5 minutes ago) Wtf! IsoJb 17:23, 17 August 2007 (BST) Yeah, I don't fully understand that one. They both killed you simultaneously. Ahh well, could be worse, it could've been simultaneous rape. -Gregg |
