M.D.F.

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M.D.F
Abbreviation:	M.D.F.
Group Numbers:	13
Leadership:	Unconventional; a hunter-gatherer, cannibalistic extended family type of thing.
Goals:	Killing swine.
Recruitment Policy:	Hard-core murderers, killers, psychopaths, etc.
Contact:	http://wiki.urbandead.com/index.php/User:Blooferbaby

The M.D.F. (a.k.a. Movement regionale De Floccinaucinihilipilification is a counter organisational, counter structuralist, anti-authoritarian and neolife statement cadre. The members are highly Semitic by nature and oppose all anti-Semites. Persons encountered whose names, profiles or comments are consudered to be anti-Semitic must be obliterated.

Motto

I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving.

Greetings Fellow Assassins

Don't consider yourself to be a member of a group; consider yourself one of the family. Many famous persons have wanted to include themselves in our family; Charles Dickens, Stephen J. Gould, Christopher Wren and Reinhard Heidrich. Unfortunately, decent as they all may have been, they just didn't "cut it" by our standards.

“Let us make one point, that we meet each other with a smile, when it is difficult to smile. Smile at each other, make time for each other in your family [then we'll blow out your blasted brains with a sawed-off shotgun, you manginal anti-Semite!]” ~ Mother Teresa of CalcuttaBold text

Group Objectives

Throughout the recent chaotic history of Malton a number of scrupulous and philanthropical groups have attempted to establish their interpretations of law, justice and self-promotion throughout the territory. Furthermore, many of these groups are attempting to crush the independent and ostensibly democratic nature of the individual survivors, and functionally, any group that refuses to see eye-to-eye with their view of Malton politics. Therefore, our chief manifest and purpose is to aggress and extirpate solitary members of these dogmatic groups by any means possible.

Methods

M.D.F. methods are simple; according to our CEO, General Corman, we are to "Terminate with extreme prejudice."

Crime Scenes

While working, M.D.F. members should attempt to clean up after an event. Please do not litter a scene with spent cartridge casings, dud shells, broken knife blades, bent pipes, bloody entrails and body parts. Remember that we share the City of Malton with many other people, and as such, we must attempt to keep the city tidy. Think of the environment the next time you butcher someone!

Rules of Chivalry: Malta Ratification Treaty di Puta al-Chevalliêre

Under the September 16th (1977) Malta Ratification Treaty di Puta al-Chevalliêre, no member of the M.D.F. should engage in the following activities while resident in the municipality of Malton:

Generator destruction

Barricade reduction

Attacking in zombie form

Text rape

Vandalism of wiki sites

These activities are considered unsportsmanlike - we ask all members to kindly refrain from performing such activities.

Sanctioned Targets

The following individuals are to terminated, or to elucidate clearly, in the words of Col. W.E. Kurtz, "We must kill them. We must incinerate them. Pig after pig. Cow after cow. Village after village. Army after army."

• Adolph notes: Kill the Brits - especially the pompous Imperialist types - show them "the setting sun of an English friendship."

Seamus MacNasty http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=593946

DARK WARLORD http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=581579

elliottmess http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=404245

Archangel Michael http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=477034

Corpral Steiner http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=549213

Heintze http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=374244

OIFSOLDIER http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=262692

Sergeant Shultz http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=541055

Reitz http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=457242

panzermarsch http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=692235

Ned001 http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=455098

Kylie Kutter http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=129861

Johnny Yuma http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=150660

Jean Paul Sartre http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=452627

Corporal Brown http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=721654

Cold Fuzion http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=444621

BeccaBecca http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=137316

Dickhole guy http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=633023

Gideon Strain http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=598387

HmH http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=731890

Jet City PD http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=325564

Mr Attitude http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=811984

Mke Madman Calwert http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=392083

The Pie Man http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=811994

Kylie Kutter http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=129861

Midevi http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=658476

Pete Marsh http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=443132

tassellhoff burfoot http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=466072

Individuals to Avoid

What follows is a list of respect; to quote the etrnal and righteous Itzhak Stern, "This list... is an absolute good. The list is life. All around its margins lies the gulf." With due respect, do not butcher, dispatch or shiv with malice these bastards:

Anselmus http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=634589

Evadne http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=586179

ooommth http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=735807

Hymen Goldsilver http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=443394

I Kill Racists http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=639127

George W Bush XIII http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=456939

chococrazy http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=658674

Constable Sam Steele http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=394594

M.D.F. Updates/Notes

• H. Goldsilver admits to having borrowed a working sobriquet from R. Batty: "Fiery the angels fell. Deep thunder rolled around their shores . . . burning with the fires of Orc." Just remember he copied it first - not you.
• C.S.S. advises memebers to erase all necrotech and first-aiders; the world ain't such a good place after all, so who needs these dreck-muckkers?