Militant Order of Barhah/Locator

The MOB Locator
Abbreviation:	MOB Loc
Group Numbers:	All zambahz welcome!
Leadership:	Jorm & his commanders of BARHAH
Goals:	BARHAH!
Recruitment Policy:	Shamble to where the MOB is, join in the fun.
Contact:	Barhah.com

Az harh zambah ranrah? An n!b ah zahm brazzarah (or zazzarah) rabb? Habba b!g hangrah? Mahb haz bra!nz! Mahb haz BARHAH! Gam an barg zahm, zambahz. Hazzah!

Translation for the Zamgrh-impaired: "Is your zombie lonely? In need of some brotherly (or sisterly) companionship? Very hungry? MOB has food! MOB has BARHAH! Come and get some, friends. Hallelujah!"

What is the MOB Locator?

The Militant Order of Barhah is well known for keeping its bahbah zambahz well nourished -- helping them grow quickly into strong, scary, ruthless brain-eating fiends. But MOB also loves ferals in general.

The MOB Locator is a tool for all feral zombies, bahbah or b!g mama/papa alike. In return for helping us meet our objectives -- and to show survivors what zombies working together are capable of -- the MOB Locator will help you find a constant supply of fresh, juicy, and (usually) ripe bra!nz.

All you need to do is look at the map below and follow the trail of red to MOB's current location. Once there, listen for the Feeding Groans and join us in giving survivor-kind the glorious gift of BARHAH!

The most up-to-date information on MOB activities can be found in the announcements section. You can also check out the Militant Order of Barhah forum at barhah.com for more detailed information on what the horde is up to.

Where is the Militant Order of Barhah?

Current Suburb Location

Bright Red = Current location of the MOB
Dark Red = Previously visited suburbs

Template:MOBMap

Current Suburb Activities Map

Pink = Currently under attack
Gray = Ruined

The Malton Suburb of Wyke Hills

NW N NE W Pook Way a cemetery a junkyard Lamport Drive Railway Station Purdue Square Atkins Row Winsor Alley wasteland the Cosway Hotel the Saffyn Museum the Howlett Hotel Gautrey Way Cockayne Grove Police Department Botting Towers Nicholes Grove the Pack Building Nursey Way wasteland Marston Auto Repair Bignal Drive Alner Library Riggs Avenue Horsnell Lane Buskin Drive Reed Towers a factory a carpark a junkyard Keirl Street the Clive Building Fean Avenue Craddock Road RP the Craigie Building Bugden Drive Sharpe Library Hitchens Towers a warehouse Lewance Library Ephrem General Hospital Gingell Lane McCormack Way Ackland Auto Repair a junkyard the Ryles Building the Witt Arms Pysing Way the Ruxton Museum Cowie Library Bubcar Avenue a warehouse Prentice Road the Hetherington Monument the Huddy Museum Broadbery Lane Frith Square Knight Square RP Honeybone Walk the Wolfendall Arms Shepherd Auto Repair Wey Row Wells Plaza a warehouse wasteland St. Celestine's Church RUINED a carpark Wooman Towers the Needs Building RUINED the Cosh Motel the Wicksted Building RP the Threadgold Building Julie General Hospital RUINED a carpark Homan Drive Screech Lane PD RUINED a cemetery RP Haim Walk FS RUINED a warehouse wasteland Cabbell Way Owens Park NE Buckley Mall RUINED St. Dionysius's Church RUINED St. Emelia's Church RUINED the Lodder Building RUINED Cheesman Bank the Brookes Arms RUINED a factory RUINED St. Maximillian's Church RUINED wasteland RP wasteland Buckley Mall a cemetery Ellard Road Club Golding RUINED Club Morris RUINED Donoran Alley Nurcombe Bank RUINED Winsley Square the Kenefie Building the William Arms E SW S SE

Announcements

This area is for official announcements, please refrain from commenting here unless you are a representative of The Militant Order of Barhah. Archived announcements can be found here.

23 August 2008 - Can you hear the groans in the East? That is MOB. We are moving into Wyke Hills, and have all sorts of yummies to share! Please remember to feed the bahbah zambaz. :D -- FLZ ^(MOB) 23:16, 23 August 2008 (BST)

21 August 2008 - MOB has ruined Buckley Mall. Now onto destroy any semblance of life in the rest of Buttonville! Barhah! --FLZombie 05:19, 21 August 2008 (BST)

19 August 2008 - The Militant Order of Barhah has moved into Buttonville. All neighborhood zombies invited to attend and open house at Buckley Mall. hors d'oeuvres began this morning, but will continue throughout the night. RSVP to MOB on IRC #mob. Barhah! --FLZombie 21:54, 19 August 2008 (BST)

13 August 2008 - MOB has arrived to Kinch Heights. May all of the survivors find Barhah!--FLZombie 00:29, 15 August 2008 (BST)

06 August 2008 - The MOB has arrived in Spicer Hills where the brainz are spicier and the hills are um...hillier!!! Come and feast on this fresh suburb with us by joining us in the IRC, checking our Suburb Activity Map, or by following the feeding groans. MAHB MAHB BARHAH! --BrainsTasty 05:10, 7 August 2008 (BST)

06 August 2008 - There are still some brains dotted around the place but most TRP's have a bad case of ruin! We're down the south of the suburb, spread out amongst all those buildings, sniffing out the harmanz --TouchingVirus 18:36, 6 August 2008 (BST)

01 August 2008 - Would you like Bra!nz, but without the waiting for strikes? The NE corner of Tompson Mall is ruined and open! Come on in and grab a bite of Harmanbargar from any of the three remaining quadrants! Eat as much as you please with a sleeping spot one square away, so come on in today! Techercizer ^(Food) _(TSoE) 03:03, 1 August 2008 (BST)

_{The Militant Order of Barhah is not responsible for any tummy aches that may or may not occur in zombies present at an all you can eat buffet}

26 July 2008 - Are you hungry? MOB has opened up Major Cinema, discovering inside over a dozen sleeping harmanz - to the delight of passing ferals that are heeding our feeding groans. Stay close, because MOB will keep us all fed! --FLZombie 16:59, 27 July 2008 (BST)

Public Strike Times

The secret to The MOB's success rests on its efficient, coordinated strike groups. Below are strike times for when getting past 'cades is tough. If you cannot make these times, you may still be able to find harmanz that we have tenderized to low health and dragged outside. Listen for the groans.

Note: Click on your strike time to confirm it. DST for MOB starts on the second Sunday of March, and it ends on the first Sunday of November - so the strike time is one hour earlier than posted during that interval.

Inquisition Team	UTC	PDT	EDT	AEST	Other	Leader	Second
The Inquisition	03:00	20:00	23:00	13:00	Convert	Amber	Durumana
Bairn Ceatharn	15:45	08:45	11:45	03:45	Convert	Liche
Barhahry Corsairs	10:30	03:30	06:30	20:30	Convert	bisfan

If you would like to attack with the Militant Order of Barhah in person, join us during one of our strike times in our IRC channel by using one of the options below:

• irc.nexuswar.com #mob (requires IRC client)
• Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #mob and press enter (requires Java)
• Go to www.mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #mob, type a nickname and click connect (should work on most computers)

Visitors are always welcome in the IRC -- except during strikes. However, if you're a feral wanting to feast with the MOB, hop into the IRC and let us know beforehand. We'd love to meet you!

How do I join the Militant Order of Barhah?

This one is easy! Just head for the current location. Add "Militant Order of Barhah" in the group field of your profile. Don't forget to sign up at Barhah.com and join MOB's s00per sekrit forums! And don't be shy to join us on IRC at irc.nexuswar.com #mob.

Finally, if you have a Wiki account here, please show your support by adding this nifty template to your User or Group page:

	Militant Order of Barhah
	The MOB is coming...

{{MOB}}

To see who rolls with the MOB, check out the MOB Squad list.

Other Resources for Zombies

• Iwitness - Use it. Period. 'Nuff said.
• City Wide Scent Map & Project SIMPLE - Malton-wide horde tracking using Scent Death maps.
• Centering Map - Useful for finding and getting to targets.