Militant Order of Barhah/Locator

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The MOB Locator
Militant Order of Barhah.gif
Abbreviation: MOB Loc
Group Numbers: All zambahz welcome!
Leadership: Jorm & his commanders of BARHAH
Goals: BARHAH!
Recruitment Policy: Shamble to where the MOB is, join in the fun.
Contact: Barhah.com

Az harh zambah ranrah? An n!b ah zahm brazzarah (or zazzarah) rabb? Habba b!g hangrah? Mahb haz bra!nz! Mahb haz BARHAH! Gam an barg zahm, zambahz. Hazzah!

Translation for the Zamgrh-impaired: "Is your zombie lonely? In need of some brotherly (or sisterly) companionship? Very hungry? MOB has food! MOB has BARHAH! Come and get some, friends. Hallelujah!"

What is the MOB Locator?

The Militant Order of Barhah is well known for keeping its bahbah zambahz well nourished -- helping them grow quickly into strong, scary, ruthless brain-eating fiends. But MOB also loves ferals in general.

The MOB Locator is a tool for all feral zombies, bahbah or b!g mama/papa alike. In return for helping us meet our objectives -- and to show survivors what zombies working together are capable of -- the MOB Locator will help you find a constant supply of fresh, juicy, and (usually) ripe bra!nz.

All you need to do is look at the map below and follow the trail of red to MOB's current location. Once there, listen for the Feeding Groans and join us in giving survivor-kind the glorious gift of BARHAH!

The most up-to-date information on MOB activities can be found in the announcements section. You can also check out the Militant Order of Barhah forum at barhah.com for more detailed information on what the horde is up to.

Where is the Militant Order of Barhah?

Current Suburb Location

Bright Red = Current location of the MOB
Dark Red = Previously visited suburbs

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Current Suburb Activities Map

Pink = Currently under attack
Gray = Ruined


The Malton Suburb of Kinch Heights
NW N NE
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wasteland a factory the Hartland Building Harmsworth Bank Kemp Walk Lambourn Walk Fire Station Dirkinson Drive Edridge Auto Repair Geard Avenue Steeds Park
the Charbonnier Museum the Glossop Building a carpark Newell Avenue a carpark Shaw Road Ravenhill Plaza School Glover Library Cudworth Square Holbrook Drive
Canter Towers the Luscombe Building Burdekin Way Malpas Street Rather Library Burrowes Avenue Eadie Drive Pavey Street Witt Towers Gleeson Square Fire Station
Haddock Walk the Noyce Arms the Pouncy Building the Burston Monument Sanford Crescent Urban General Hospital Ruined Club Steager Sanderson Road Boshier Walk the Lovering Monument
Winmill Library the Henning Hotel McMullen Drive Pilcher Avenue Samways Walk Railway Station Milverton Place PD Ruined a junkyard Crawley Park Shaw Park Sykes Grove
Bugden Avenue the Grimley Motel St. Aloysius's Church a cemetery
RP
Kebby Way School Ruined the Nevill Building Ruined Troake Road Vile Crescent Davies Way Club Sroud
Taylour Lane the Sharman Building Hendrich Towers the Eden Museum Tulk Grove a carpark
RP
Vranch Walk Whitemore Boulevard Gibbes Drive Fire Station St. Felix's Church
Doble Way Club Veysey Ruined Pitman Grove St Hubertu's Hospital Ruined Newbury Street Michel Square Honeybone Boulevard Fire Station St. Aidan's Church the Lethbridge Museum St. Pontian's Church
the Somers Monument Burrows Walk McNally Crescent School Gane Square Haine Auto Repair Finlay Cinema Giverd Drive Fire Station St. Christopher's Church a cemetery a cemetery
RP
Crover Walk a carpark St. Agatho's Hospital the Ensor Motel Durie Walk the Swanborough Museum a warehouse Nelmes Walk Fire Station the Serrell Hotel Feldstein Bank
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SW S SE


Announcements

This area is for official announcements, please refrain from commenting here unless you are a representative of The Militant Order of Barhah. Archived announcements can be found here.

13 August 2008 - MOB has arrived to Kinch Heights. May all of the survivors find Barhah!--FLZombie 00:29, 15 August 2008 (BST)

06 August 2008 - The MOB has arrived in Spicer Hills where the brainz are spicier and the hills are um...hillier!!! Come and feast on this fresh suburb with us by joining us in the IRC, checking our Suburb Activity Map, or by following the feeding groans. MAHB MAHB BARHAH! --BrainsTasty 05:10, 7 August 2008 (BST)

06 August 2008 - There are still some brains dotted around the place but most TRP's have a bad case of ruin! We're down the south of the suburb, spread out amongst all those buildings, sniffing out the harmanz --TouchingVirus 18:36, 6 August 2008 (BST)

01 August 2008 - Would you like Bra!nz, but without the waiting for strikes? The NE corner of Tompson Mall is ruined and open! Come on in and grab a bite of Harmanbargar from any of the three remaining quadrants! Eat as much as you please with a sleeping spot one square away, so come on in today! Techercizer (Food) (TSoE) 03:03, 1 August 2008 (BST)

The Militant Order of Barhah is not responsible for any tummy aches that may or may not occur in zombies present at an all you can eat buffet

26 July 2008 - Are you hungry? MOB has opened up Major Cinema, discovering inside over a dozen sleeping harmanz - to the delight of passing ferals that are heeding our feeding groans. Stay close, because MOB will keep us all fed! --FLZombie 16:59, 27 July 2008 (BST)

24 July 2008 - MOB is hitting building after building in this suburb. NTs, PDs, FSs are getting ruined and repaired on a daily basis. Thanks to the helpful survivors, we keep getting repeat meals at several spots around town. :D Ferals from nearby Wykewood are welcome to join in the fun, so go forth and spread Barhah! --FLZombie 04:10, 25 July 2008 (BST)

21 July 2008 - The Militant Order of Barhah has sent advance teams into Ruddlebank, in preparation for a full-scale assault on this suburb, and spread Barhah to all unbelievers!--FLZombie 17:51, 21 July 2008 (BST)

Public Strike Times

The secret to The MOB's success rests on its efficient, coordinated strike groups. Below are strike times for when getting past 'cades is tough. If you cannot make these times, you may still be able to find harmanz that we have tenderized to low health and dragged outside. Listen for the groans.

If you would like to attack with the Militant Order of Barhah in person, join us during one of our strike times in our IRC channel by using one of the options below:

  • irc.nexuswar.com #mob (requires IRC client)
  • Go to www.nexuswar.com/irc, type a nickname, and when the new window pops up, type: /join #mob and press enter (requires Java)
  • Go to www.mibbit.com, change the server to Nexuswar.com, change the room to #mob, type a nickname and click connect (does not require java)


Visitors are always welcome in the IRC -- except during strikes. However, if you're a feral wanting to feast with the MOB, hop into the IRC and let us know beforehand. We'd love to meet you!

How do I join the Militant Order of Barhah?

This one is easy! Just head for the current location. Add "Militant Order of Barhah" in the group field of your profile. Don't forget to sign up at Barhah.com and join MOB's s00per sekrit forums! And don't be shy to join us on IRC at irc.nexuswar.com #mob.

Finally, if you have a Wiki account here, please show your support by adding this nifty template to your User or Group page:

Militant Order of Barhah.gif Militant Order of Barhah
The MOB is coming...
{{MOB}}

To see who rolls with the MOB, check out the MOB Squad list.

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