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|'''<center>Secret Secret Leaders</center>''' | |||
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* [[User:Aphelion|<span style="color: #000000">Prima Giedi</span>]] | |||
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|'''<center>Group Goals</center>''' | |'''<center>Group Goals</center>''' | ||
1. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-03-08_0400hrs_PUBLIC/OUT_32-45__282-539-6c5.html SHANK] | 1. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/08-03-08_0400hrs_PUBLIC/OUT_32-45__282-539-6c5.html SHANK] | ||
<br>2. [http:// | <br>2. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/09-11-08_0300hrs_PRIVATE/IN_80-48_creedy_59c-cba-110.html CULTURE] | ||
<br>3. [http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6095/lolosaurusvk5.jpg SHANK] | <br>3. [http://img147.imageshack.us/img147/6095/lolosaurusvk5.jpg SHANK] | ||
<br>4. [http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6231/fireshotcapture50urbandnq3.png SHANK] | <br>4. [http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/8824/fyrabyzombieinpjsqg5.png ROMANCE] | ||
<br>5. [http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6231/fireshotcapture50urbandnq3.png SHANK] | |||
<br>6. [http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5394/blackmoreafter.png BLACKMORE] | |||
<br>7. [http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/qwertyuiop2/shank.png SHANK] | |||
<BR>8. [http://iwrecords.urbandead.info/07-04-09_0500hrs_PRIVATE/IN_59-55__509-c8d-2cc.html CULTING] | |||
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|'''<center>Contact</center>''' | |'''<center>Contact</center>''' | ||
We have a [[Talk:Mostly Harmless|talk page]]. | We have a [[Talk:Mostly Harmless|talk page]]. | ||
<small>Alternatively, you can PM Zombie in Pajamas on [http://www.barhah.com/index.php Barhah.com]</small> | <small>Alternatively, you can PM Zombie in Pajamas on [http://www.barhah.com/index.php Barhah.com] or [http://z14.invisionfree.com/Brainstock/index.php?act=idx Brainstock]</small> | ||
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==Misadventures in Misanthropy: Not Summer, Nor | ==Misadventures in Misanthropy: Not Summer, Nor 2008== | ||
For last year's tour, look [[Mostly Harmless/Archive|here]]. | |||
<br>For some insight into how we think, look [[Mostly Harmless/Philosophy|here]]. | |||
<br>For Español, please press two now. | |||
===How can this be?!=== | ===How can this be?!=== | ||
'' | ''All Moomins, All The Time'' - Mostly Harmless Volume II | ||
[[Image:Moomintrolls.png]] | [[Image:Moomintrolls.png]] | ||
===Dawn Patrol (of the dead)=== | ===Dawn Patrol (of the dead)=== | ||
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''Jaedong > Bisu'' - Mostly Harmless Volume II, Episode III | ''Jaedong > Bisu'' - Mostly Harmless Volume II, Episode III | ||
Like a pack of angry Mutalisks (with an Overlord in the group), Mostly Harmless stacked up and flew into [[Axes High]]'s main base in [[Barrville|Barhahville]], concentrating fire on the many workers there. For three days the Mutalisk Harassment rained down on Barrville until Mostly Harmless destroyed several pylons and absconded on a whim, leaving Axes High confused, lonely, and requiring more vespene gas. | |||
The irony of the attack name is that once MH headed east, we stumbled upon a pack of ''real'' [[Dawn Patrol|zergs]]. After sufficiently trolling them and evicting them from several safehouses in the Tynte area, MH managed to turn many of the locals against them with clever radio propaganda and left town laughing a hearty "kekeke." | |||
===Painfully Polite in Penny Heights=== | |||
''A Kind Word and a Gun'' - Mostly Harmless Volume II, Episode IV | |||
Firm believers in the ethic of reciprocity, Mostly Harmless arrived in Penny Heights with the intention of treating our neighbours as we would have them do unto us. Then we killed them. It’s the thought that counts, right? | |||
Compliments were exchanged. The shanking knife remained in the right hand in normal circumstances, then passed to the left when used for cutting. Doors were held open for the ladies while they hefted the fresh corpses from the building. All in the name of a little common decency and courtesy. | |||
Knowing our work was done, Mostly Harmless had the hard choice of figuring out where to go next: Moomins or Lockettside. Unfortunately for us, only one of those actually existed in the game... | |||
===Lockettside Is Made of Lava=== | |||
''Underwater Escort Mission'' - Mostly Harmless Volume II, Episode V | |||
Destination? Lockettside. Situation? Lava. ''Everywhere.'' | |||
What's a group to do? I'll tell you what. Shoot bounty hunters. And [[Dawn Patrol|shoot]] [[Team Xtreme|bounty]] [[TMS|hunters]] [[H.A|we]] [http://www.urbandead.com/profile.cgi?id=669123 did], all the while avoiding fiery doom as we held that obnoxious Emma's hand and swam through the mangled wreckage of the Big Shell. Then we realized there were more annoying fish to fry in this fiery sea of dread and cheesy poofs (and more fire) that is the Southwest. | |||
That's when it happened. | |||
Mostly Harmless teamed up with former rivals [[H.A]] to become '''Mostly H.Armless''', a player killing, trash-talk spilling, bounty hunting, Hippo punting guild of calamitous intent. Together, Mostly H.Armless helped provide security for [[MCM]]'s first birthday party by taking out local scumbags, Team Zombie Hardcore. Blue punch was had, griefers were mad, oak trees were sad, all in all it was pretty rad. | |||
==Allegiances== | ==Allegiances== | ||
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I knew this would happen. I warned the guys that if we put up a spectacular wiki page that someone would come along and read it. Then it would only be a matter of time before that someone wanted to join us. Look, it's not you. It's us. We've got our whole future ahead of us, and we just don't have time for commitment right now. But damn you look good in those shorts, so here's what we'll do. If you are a PKer, have a great sense of humor, have the ability to take part in strikes/group shankings, and would like to join us, leave a message [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?f=171&t=12647 here] or on our talk page and we'll set up something more formal. It will probably involve an interview with ZiP and embarrassing tasks to perform, but it'll be worth it. I ''promise.'' | I knew this would happen. I warned the guys that if we put up a spectacular wiki page that someone would come along and read it. Then it would only be a matter of time before that someone wanted to join us. Look, it's not you. It's us. We've got our whole future ahead of us, and we just don't have time for commitment right now. But damn you look good in those shorts, so here's what we'll do. If you are a PKer, have a great sense of humor, have the ability to take part in strikes/group shankings, and would like to join us, leave a message [http://www.barhah.com/viewtopic.php?f=171&t=12647 here] or on our talk page and we'll set up something more formal. It will probably involve an interview with ZiP and embarrassing tasks to perform, but it'll be worth it. I ''promise.'' | ||
There's also some detailed information on recruitment [[Mostly Harmless/Recruitment|here]]. | |||
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[[Category:PKer Groups]] | [[Category:PKer Groups]] | ||
[[Category: | [[Category:Lord Curton's Mostly Gentlemen's H.Armless Hunting Club]] |
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